>wake up >penis feels weird >lift sheets >see

>>722295756
allow this to continue until I finish

>>722295836
Waking it to a picture which comprises of mainly penis.

That pretty gay

>>722295756
Kick her in the crotch.
If she's rolling in pain, let her suck it and apologize.
If she's not rolling in pain call the cops and sue her for sexual assault.

>>722295756
Throw salt at it. Next night, layer my floor with salt so no more slugs can molest me while I sleep.

>>722295756
Kiss her :)

Throw a poke ball at that magicarp

>>722295756
feed that cock gobbler my seed

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>>722295756
She looks like these

>>722295836
>>722296491
Very much this.

>>722296322
Top fucking kek

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>>722296562
Kek. She's not retarded, just Asian.

>>722296562
I miss seeing all the Hartley posts.

I bet it would be very dangerous to let them anywhere near your delicate parts though.

>>722295756
Go back to sleep.

I'd butt nut fuck suck keep nuts

>>722297035
whats the difference dumbass?