How do you cure late night farts /b/?
When I was a kid I was plagued by farts
I had to fart 24/7, school was hell
I would hold them in all day, endure the pain
The only time I got to release them was in the bathroom during the 4 minute break we got in between classes
And if I couldn't make it to the bathroom, I had to wait until school was over
I would walk between the lines of buses all the way to the one I was assigned to
On the way there, I would release all the farts I had held in throughout the entire day under the giant roar of the engines and the stench of the exhaust.
More often than not that was the only time I had to quell the gut wrecking pain in my belly from holding in so much toxic gas
It's calmed down a lot now that I'm an adult, the only time I get them now is late at night, but it's gotten to the point where it keeps me up now
So if any medfags are lurking, or anyone that has endured the same troubles as me, could I get some advice? I'd like to get some sleep
>>722293066
probably that cafeteria food