Hey, /b/ I just had my first tinder hookup. I've never had

Have hooked up with chicks from a lot of apps and sites, however haven't met anyone from tinder yet - it's the worst app out there for hooking up. If you want more luck, try other apps and sites.

>things that never happened: The post

>>72229010
What would you recommend?
>>7222901659
>projecting

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>mfw

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>>722290370

pt. 2

>>722290404
>>722290370
you got zero game dude

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>>722290404

Pt. 3

At this point, Anon knew he fucked up

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>>722290404

>>722290538
>>722290404
>>722290370
jfc man, could you be any more beta? Grow some balls and maybe you'll get laid

>>722290538
You match with cute girls (well, at least one), so you must not look full fucking potato. Gotta learn to speak to the opposite sex.

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Just a couple minutes ago, how did I do?

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>>722290404
>mfw

>>722290694
>>722290648
agreed, these girls are pretty cute. Just dont be so awkward and you'll be fine.

Also, never say what you said in part 2. That is the most pathetic thing i've ever heard.

>>722290109
claims knowledge...
doesn't share.
fake news.

>>722290694
>speak
you mean ask them to fuck/hook up? Girls only like that if you're hotter than any other guy on her matching list

>>722290648

if we overlook the second bitch, what's so beta about what I said to the other two? if simple hello is beta, then I might as well be a gamma

>>722290694

I am def not a neckbeard potato. Dunno. That is why I got on tinder - to learn how to speak to women

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>>722290721
Yea, fuck her boyfriend in front of her. Show your dominance, you alpha.

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>>722290109

>>722290753

Beckie was cute>>722290879

>>722290879
In the first all you said was "Hello?". That question mark just makes it sound whiney.

The third bitch, you are complaining about your day. You sound so negative and pathetic. (also whiney.) thats what made ya sound beta

>>722290853
No, you can have a conversation that doesn't lead into a fucking wall and possibly try to get some pussy later. If you're not a 10/10 you gotta work for it.

>>722289886
What does "hook up" mean here?

Legit question, my family has been so nomadic i misuse slang a lot

>>722291108
have sex. Same thing it means everywhere

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>>722290980

Point taken.

Fucking Beckie, she was qt. Of all the 15 girls or so in the last three weeks, those were the only that I matched with. I don't think I'll match with new ones, ever

>>722291145
Believe me when i tell you that it does not entail sex in some of the more conservative states ive lived

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>>722291108
An online hookup is where you meet someone on the internet and put your peepee inside of them without developing a relationship.

>>722291165
Nah bro. you got it. Just be confident! sound excited to be alive. be interesting. I have faith in you anon. Sorry for calling you beta. Its just tough love.

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>>722291270
What if you cut your peepee off and replace it with a pepe?

>>722291279
This dude's 100% right, Also get RedPilled, it'll help you get Alpha.

>>722291200
wait what does it mean there? I just believed it was ubiquitous because it is used in like every pop culture movie/tv show where it means to meetup with the intention of sexual relations,

>>722291348
r/seduction is also a pretty good resource. Happy hunting /b/ros!

>>722291358
To meet up n hang out with someone (This meaning was more common in the past)

>>722291348
Oh god lol stay away from that MRA women hating bullshit.

You can respect women and still be successful with them. Women like sex just as much as men do.

>>722291438
Really? I oughta check it out, thanks for recommendation Anon.

>>722291448
This! as long as he doesnt become an incel he should be fine tho

>>722291448
You really need to stop pretending that anythign that aint WhiteKnight SJW stuff is bad. RedPill helps you improve your life in pretty much all different areas and teaches you that women are shallow AF.

>>722291165
It's good to find out how confident the girl is. If she uses self deprecating humor, easy lay. Confident women want an 8inch dick attached to a guy making 6 figures.

>>722291526
>>722291448
Meh, honestly its a balance. You can totally treat women too well. It turns them off to you. (Girls dont really like guys that are too nice to them)

>>722291526
I'm not pretending that *everything* that isn't white knighting is bad. I'm saying that specific reddit is bad.

Case in point:
>women are shallow AF
You can't just generalize 50% of the world like that dude lol. It's not just socially regressive it's empirically, factually incorrect.

>>722291582
Well you gotta understand that women are naturally programmed in a sort of way.
>>722291645
Women are naturally shallow in their minds, it's a survival instinct and tbh you seem sorta like a Moralfag.

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>>722291279

it's okay, man. thanks. I started going to the gym last October as I am a tall skinny virgin atlantic steward, so I've got that going for me, which is nice I think. I'd post a pic of me just for a good measure but I don't got any I am afraid.

Ex classmates know that I am a beta fag when it come to girls. I spilled muh spaghetti on my HS crush a few months ago. Cut any ties off afterwards - I am pretty happy about that...

>>722291348

What's redpill? Like, nofap? I don't fap much.

>>722291556

Self-depreciating humor is my thing. But I guess I am not confident enough, not even on the interwebz

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I don't know how to speak to the opposite sex

>>722291645
It's not a generalization if it's 99% true faggot

>>722291165
i remember this thread ... i laughed tears
i think aloha mode should be the new word for "beta"

>>722291756
Nice bro. Keep hittin those weights and you'll start killin it out there! and haha that isnt even that bad! i've done stupider things. just play it off and laugh it off, or apologize.

Honestly the key to getting girls is that they are just regular people like you and I. If you put them on a pedestal you will get nervous and freak out because they're like some type of god to you or something. In reality though, if you just treat them like regular people they will flock to you. If you get what i mean.

>>722291756
RedPill is focused on pretty much men improving their lives and advice on doing it (Finances, Relationships, getting fit that sort of stuff) and the fact that women are pretty much inferior to men (Before you assume it's just a hate thing, it actually got scientific points and make since.)

>>722291729
>women are naturally shallow in their minds
Damn you just keep proving my point. You have really socially regressive views on women. Hey I mean if that's what you want obviously I can't change your mind.

Call me what you want but it shouldn't be controversial that I don't make sweeping negative statements about 50% of the country. I have friends that are chicks and some of them are genuinely intelligent and funny. You're missing out on a huge number of potential friends if you keep thinking that way.

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>>722291756
Surprisingly innocent, nice anon.
Not full nice-guy fedora fag
Probably just sheltered/no self-esteem boi.
I believe in you. You are the shining hope for the future.

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>>722292028
I agree with this guy. Nice-guy fedora incels are literally the worst. You got a bright future out there. Here is some OC to encourage you.

>>722289886
the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. only a food would take anything posted here as fact

>>722292000
Some are, the thing is that all women are shallow, it's a survival trait dude and it's just good to know that before you try to get a girl.

>>722291894
Hey I can't change your mind, but just know that you're really shooting yourself in the foot with those regressive beliefs.

You're going to fall in love with the first girl that proves your shit ass view of them wrong, and she's never going to be with you because of how much of a piece of shit you are.

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>>722291917

me too, anon, I was in that thread as well. Shit was cash

>>722291937

I know the theory behind this shit, you know. I've read so many threads on this subject, but I can't put things into the real world, you know.

>don't pussy on pedestal
>don't stick muh dick in crazy
>be confident
>don't ask them where to go, just tell them
>keep the convos short and set a date pretty early in the conversation
>et cetera

I have moved thousands kilometres away from home to study, am in first year of University. Big change for me

>>722292175
Not that anon but you don't talk about TheRedPill, only an idiot would (Unless you are on anoynamous 4chan)

>>722292122
>projecting

>>722292147
You know I guess I can agree with that actually. Women will give an attractive guy the time of day long before they give it to an ugly guy.

>>722292287
To add to that, I don't think that trait is unique to any gender though.

>>722292186
I got you bro! Just give it time and you'll figure it out. I used to be so awkward around girls in high school. Once I figured it out, it totally clicked and it all turned around. I became a social butterfly. It too will click for you eventually

>>722292287
And they would pay more attention to an Alpha guy than a Beta guy, it's survival instinct to get a good mate even if it is shallow (Same thing with a woman wanting a man in a position of authority and studies have shown women like these things).

>>722289886
From a few months ago
>in a rut feeling like shit
>little luck with tinder so I end up lowering my standards like a bitch
>match with chubby girl, judging from pics nothing too bad
>meet up day after, this girl is a fucking landwhale
>seemed too nice for me to just ditch her so we start fooling around after a bit
>she tries to convince me to go down on her
>spreads her legs
>have to move the fat folds out of the way to see anything
>so much hair
>the fucking smell
>spread the lips apart and see the vag cheese growing inside there
>literally gagging at this point, feel like I'm gonna vom so I sit up
>she wants me to put on a condom so we try fucking for a bit
>she came but even after an hour of changing positions I wasn't able to
>leave her place feeling like a sack of shit and wanting to kill myself
Got over it for the most part but you're damn sure I'm never sinking that low again

Yknow, I started this thread after getting a nut-bust hoping to get greentext of gross hookups and one night stands. I'm glad to have participated and started a nice, wholesome, advice thread. Except for the redpill faggot and the white knight.
>Leave.

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>>722292469
agreed

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>>722290404
>>722291812
you're beyond saving

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>>722292028

cheers, anon, appreciate the words.

Yeah, I don't socialize at all. Just in school. But I talk to two girls there, classmates, no problems there. But they're not my types and they are not single.

>>722292118

nice pic, anon, thanks for the words. all the best to you as well

pic related, me three years ago

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>>722292445
wow, right after I posted >>722292469
Thanks for the delivery, anon

>>722292469
There were at least two red-pill faggots.

Also have you even looked at the redpill? I seriously suggest most guys at least check it out before insulting it, they're just thinking of those fags who look at it and go "IM SO ALOHA" and don't actually study it and abanadon it in like a week.

>>722292382
I mean I agree that confidence is attractive to everyone. I probably wouldn't agree with you in regards to what makes a person "alpha" or "beta". Guys are successful with women every day that don't subscribe to the regressive women-hating bullshit people talk about on the red pill. Guys are successful with women every day that respect them.

There's really no reason to demonize half of the country, just ends up making you mad and blaming other people (women) for your own faults.

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>>722289886
I myself got recently on Tinder. A friend talked me into it claiming it was "easy pussy". I've never used any social media or anything equivalent so shit's pretty surreal.

What really scares me is how materialistic and extremely judging this is... The pressure to perform and catch other's interest is quite big. No wonder people take pictures of coffee cups, animals, and whatever else they can find.

So how does one deal with that? How does one become a normie? I don't have a bunch of extraordinary things to show others. I'm just a sub-standard guy with a standard life.

>>722292589
redpill is fine. Men just taking their gender role very seriously and building on it. Just tends to be a breeding ground of homosexuality and future MGTOW

>>722292589
>studying the red pill
jesus christ kill me if if I ever start doing that

>>722292708
start posting everything you do on snapchat and instagram. Annoying as fuck, but thats what normies do

>>722292703
I feel like you aint actually read it, It accepts that women are sorta inferior to men but it never blames them all that often (Sometimes calls them idiots but).

And the whole "regressive women-hating bullshit" is just to help guys not marry some femanazi or stuff like that which can mess up their life, and people who follow the RedPill to heart are generally successful, healthy and good at chicks.

Also "regressive women-hating bullshit", You SJW?

>>722292732
Homosexuality?!?!??!!?
>>722292767
Fine, Guess you don't wanna follow the ideas of being successful and healthy.

>>722292874
this guy is streaming tinder u know what to do

https://www twitch tv/stonerstreamtv

>>722292926
What the hell are you talking about dude? What does TheRedPill gotta do with a guy who goes on tinder and streams it?

>>722292708
You can still get women on tinder without going full normie. Fake it till you make it.

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found this a few weeks ago... not sure what to think about it. I couldn't be that aggressive to girls, I think this just can't work with all women

>>722292909
See you're creating a false dichotomy here.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to be healthy and successful, nothing at all. The problem arises when you start trying to make general, sweeping statements about women being inferior. Even if our only goal were to get laid, women simply don't like being called inferior lol, it's totally backwards.

My thread is going to die sinking into the fucking ground. I will go down with my ship

>>722293404

dont worry, anon. At least it was wholesome for some time and a few anons made me feel better about myself and cheered me up a bit

>>722293227
You don't talk about TheRedPill publicly, jesus that's a fast-track to getting hated in your community.

Also TheRedPill is about that sorta thing, Healthyness and Successfullness and ya know getting a good LTR

>>722293404
I completely forgot this was about Tinder xD Now i'm just talking about TRP.

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Ok, here is my story

>Be me, 32yo
>Gf breaks up with me after 6 years together. No explanations, just a single message.
>Spent christmas alone, had to move back to my parents house.
>Created a few accounts here and there, OkC, Tinder, pof and so on.
>So little results as I live in a small town (150k people).
>Started to do some weights, trying to be like I was in my 20s.
>Trying to find a girl who matches my needings. Studies, degree, cultivated, similar field, age, and of course physical appearance.
>Looked through several /soc/ Tinder threads -anons posting hundreds of matches-, start to feel bad, "I wont ever get a girl again"
>Maybe I should low my standards, start dating girls with no studies or chubby/ugly ones instead.
>Deciding to keep searching for 8/10 girls.

2 months later

>Yesterday I finally met the chosen one in person, we met at 17, spent 5 hours talking non stop as if they were 5 minutes. Meeting together again this tuesday.

/b/ helped me a lot, at first I thought I shouldnt post all these things here, but I want to give a big thanks for all the anons who comment positively. And thats theres always a way out.
For everything except death.

>>722293471
Right but health, financial success, success with women and a generally happy healthy lifestyle can be had without thinking women are inferior. In fact, I'd say generally giving a person a chance upon meeting them, regardless of gender, before judging them is a pretty good rule of thumb that can lead to successful relationships, romantic or no, regardless of gender.

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>>722293763

Congrats, happy for ya. Hope it all works out for you two

>>722293178
This is absolutely perfect. I do some of it and for some reason I can score with heaps of co-workers. I'm about a 5, balding and overweight.

It's ALL about emotion and stepping over the line with confidence.

>>722293763
Good vibes.

>>722293768
I do! So does the rest of TRP, We are just paying attention to facts that can effect us in life and thus it helps in life.

>>722293925
Works out? You don't understand what a hook up is or tinder is for.

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>>722290538
>i lost a pen today

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>>722293763
>had to move back to my parents house
>2 months later

> at 17, spent 5 hours talking non stop as if they were 5 minutes

(1) Get shit together and move out.
(2) Got a place, cool, can start dating again.
(3) Go really fucking easy on this new woman.

You're a broken man, heart and soul. And it's just two fucking months after a six year relationship.

Bro, much has changed since you last dated. Any woman that would date you in your current condition is likely to be trouble. Go slow.

I'm a 40s fag, divorce and all. Six years, that's gonna take a while, like a year to fully digest. Go easy on yourself. There's no rush, after 30, if you are a guy.

>be me 19 and just recently broken up with
>decide to go shopping for food and friend hits me up saying he's on a date and was wondering if I would come down to play board games
>go because why the fuck not
>girl he was on a date with was friends with my ex
>she jokes about wanting to kiss me and so does my guy friend
>laugh it off
>we meet up with other friends and make plans to get booze and get drunk
>fast forward a few hours and we got the drinks
>my friend who was on a date starting getting his feelings caught up in some other girl he liked
>girl he went on a date with noticed this and looks pissed
>later we end up outside waiting to go
>girl grabs me and pulls me in and starts making out with me
>kiss back because why the fuck not
>we leave and go to this house to drink
>popular girl with us starts inviting people over
>small get together turns into full blown house party
>start taking shots and dancing with the girl who kissed me
>little later I see her kissing another girl who was also friends with my ex and also the girl the guy was getting caught up in
>jokingly ask if I could join
>i do and actually making out with 2 girls at the same time
>HOLYSHIT
>later the one that was on the date with my friend grabbed my wrist and brought me downstairs
>undresses me and climbs on
>start making out while she tries to take off dress
>finally both naked and she rides me for what seemed like forever
>she leans over midfuck as says "wanna do doggy style"
>FUCK TO THE YES
>bend her over and slide dick in
>nice little ass
>start drilling her
>door busts open and the dude who lived in the house gets mad I'm fucking on his bed
>tells us to finish in bathroom
>so we move to the bathroom where she rides me till I finish

she wanted to keep fucking afterwards but I like an idiot turned her down because I had a crush on another girl

we talked a little since but she's got a boyfriend now, she'd still probably let me smash though

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hello fellow cancer people

>>722294103

You never know what life will bring to the table in the future.

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>>722293925
>>722294003
thanks, anon, it really helps

>>722294155
Thanks for the advice, I took my precautions. After all it was 2 months later after the breaking up, but as you may imagine we were already separated too many months ago, we were just like friends and nothing more.

But yes, I get the point, its SO easy to think you are in love with someone just because the first day. First days are always an illusion, everything seems perfect, time flies, and its easy to think something which isnt real.

For the moment I want to start really slow, testing the grounds, and trying to see if she is that perfect.

Thanks again, and yes, Im a guy, girls always have everything so easy.

>>722294266

Nice shit bro, wish I had a story like that, I've only got awkward stories of highschool friends, all my fucks have been pretty regular
>chill
>fuck?
>ye
>fuck
>Sleep/cuddle
>work

>>722294507
only time Ive hooked up though, always been a don't fuck unless dating kinda guy

not against hooking up, if the occasion should arise again I'd do it no problem

>>722294507
Nothing wrong with casual sex. Better than having a life like>>722292445

>>722293227
M'lord. RedPill is not on woman hating. It is about feeling good being a man. Many guys are beaten down and pussy whipped without a strong male role model and any idea how to behave around girls. RedPill helps you tale the wheel. Doing it for half a year now and progress is amazing. I'm slaying.

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Just to clarify, I must be the only guy who wants to meet a girl just for a serious relationship and not just sex.

Met a girl on Tinder a couple of weeks ago

>Start talking for hours
>Move to another app after giving phone
>She looks pretty nice, lots of common hobbies and interests. Could work for a gf.
>After a while she starts to asking me how do I like sex, how much does she like it and how many times she masturbates along the day.
>Tells me about her fetishes, BD, toys, roleplay, and so on.
>HUGE turn off. All this sudden? If she is telling me this the first day, who knows how many other men know about this?

She could work for a sex partner, but as a serious gf? No way. Just imagening coming back from work, tired, and she wanted to fuck at least 3 times? Guess what will happen the moment she gets tired or not understanding about that.

>>722294677
>>722294698


Okay, I dunno if this thread is luck, but I legit just matched with someone and they're dtf later today, wtf.

I'll post a picture in a sec.

>>722295002
I have had several successful relationships from tinder and other shit. I just got out of a trap of a fucking relationship so I'm just hoein around rn.

>>722293768
You seem terribly upset about the phrase "inferior". Replace it with "different" and use it to your advantage. Girls have different psychological and emotional make-up hence they will have a different value system and sexual strategy.
Not to mention physical make-up that implies things as well.
t.a man from predominantly female household

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>>722295063

Update for you guys.

>>722295282
get it son!
be safe though

>>722295315

Ye she's 30 mins away, i'll bring condoms and do my usual checks.

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>>722289886

>Made a craigslist ad where I upfront listed that I'm looking for a kinky slut for some hardcore fucking.

>Interestingly enough I got a lot more answers than I usually do to my more polite ads.

>Middle eastern chick answered, we agreed to met on the street around 2am to see if we click

>Ohshititworked.png

>drank some beer to ease the pressure

>Went up to her apartment, we had a little awkward small talk and she started sucking my dick

>Since I was a nervous fuck I nutted down her throat soon

>had a coffee, round two

>she slapped my ass a few times while I was pounding her. Nutted again

>she wanted more so started sucking me again, I stood up and started facefucking her while holding onto her ponytail

>Since I was a nervous drunk fucktard I jizzed again soon

>I washed my dick, she gave me food, then we talked about modern art for a bit

>Then I left and did the walk of shame arount 4am back to my flat

weirdest and most embarassing night of my life

>>722295512
just blowing you? seems cool
how old was she? curiosity

>>722295634
UrMum HAHAHAHAH I AM SO EDGY.

>>722295634

I mean after the coffee there was some fucking

I think 25-26

>>722291358
A friend of mine "hooked up" with someone to get their first kiss or whatever, no sexual stuff occurred

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>>722295512
quit nutting so much

>>722295768

yeah it didn't go as I wanted but I never did such thing, I usually had long term gfs

just felt lonely and drunk one night and made the ad jokingly then went with it

>>722295816

Dunno how you were able to double down while drunk, I gotta be super stoned to even cum with anyone.

>>722295512
I counted 3 times you nutted


What the fuck, i can go literally hours without nutting and straight up keep fucking after i do, i would assume if even the average loser like me on here can do that you need to step it up

>>722295887

true, I don't know why does it happen lately.

Maybe too much fapping and/or depression. Dunno but it haunts me since then

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I have this problem about cumming, If Im wearing a condom I just cant finish. Theres no way. So on the good side I can fuck as much as I want and most of the girls love that.

BUT

On the other side, they always seem to worry about this "Dont you like me enough?, arent you enjoying? why arent you cumming? Are you thinking of another girl?"

>>722295870

I acted more tough in my ad than I am and I got tangled up in my lies and got nervous I guess.

>>722292551
Are you by chance Freddie Mercury's child?

>>722295972

Sounds like too little fapping if anything, if I wanna stay for hours on end with no climax, I jerk off before hand.

>>722295887
I'm the same way. Idk if it's because I edge myself or if it's my intense fapping rate.

>>722294266
THEN SMASHHH!!!!1111!!!

>>722292551
Jerma?

>>722296032
saaaaame. it sucks

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>>722296266

I'm the greentext guy

Don't know why is it happening. In the past half year I edge myself too to hours so it might be that.

In any case I don't want to hijack the thread but if you guys have any tips to help a brother out I'd appreciate it

>>722293471
Red Pill are a bunch of edgy delusional retards

>>722296542
Yea, edging will really bump your stamina. Maybe chill out on it for a bit. And it's always good to find out what gets ya rock solid. I really never cum in any other position than missionary. I mean I'll hit it from behind but don't expect me to finish.

>>722289886
Congrats! I'm a manlet and married, so this isn't an option for me. Care to greentext your adventure?

>>722289886
I have had sex twice. Once with my cousin. I feel unstoppable.

>>722290721
Is this all one big joke to you? There are girls out there with pussies that want to be satisfied, anon...

>>722296542
Bump for same problem. After 3rd cumming I find it hard to nut hence hard to keep it up. I mean getting a head pops me back up but yeah at some point I just won't bother anymore

>>722296833

I'm the exact opposite, missionary and riding can go for a relatively long way but I'm all for smashing dat ass from behind, anally too. I just come almost instantly in those cases which sucks.

>>722295282
>what made you swipe me?
don't do that anon. it's like these bitches that want confirmation and ask that shit. you obviously swipe someone coz u like him/her

>>722296095
hey, she's right. and it goes both ways. us men don't want ugly girls sucking on our dicks either. even wizards with the lowest standards still want a bbw but with a cute face at least.

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>>722293404

>>722296989
Thanks for the erection

>>722293404
kek
why not share more tinder stories, anons?
or at least techniques to get pussy

>>722297202
>techniques to get pussy

be attractive

>>722293404
You a 404

>>722291812
There is nothing wrong with using humor when a girl is into you. It's not a good idea to start off with it. Try this instead: read her profile very carefully and ask her a question about herself. "I see you're into compatative literature. What are you reading currently?" Give her a chance to talk about herself. If she reaponds, she is giving you a chace. If she doesn't respond...you don't have a chance, so move on. Be careful, too. Unless you are very tall or good-looking, you are probably going to have to jump through hoops to hook up. (Get over it.) Make your intentions known early. If you want to fuck, ask to meet as soon as possible, and don't be afraid to say "I'd like to invite you back to my place, if that's cool..." Good luck.

>>722297140
Np. Storytime.

>be me
>coming home from school and my cousin is over to help my mom with cleaning our attic
>shes 14 im 16
>she falls into some old paint cans
>my mother takes her into the bathroom and tells her to clean up
>my mother tells her to take a bath and come back out to continue cleaning the attic when she is done
>I sneak into the room next door (bathroom has two doors)
>I slightly open the door and pull out my phone
>She is standing in the bathtub with her ass and back facing me
>She continues to wash off the paint and scrub her legs
>I take several photos with my phone and sneak back to my room
>I have been fapping to these pictures ever since

>>722292708
Pay attention to girls you want to fuck in such a way that it is obvious you want to fuck them short of coming out and saying it. When they start to pay attention back, you are getting a chance. Be warned: the girls you really want may not give you the time of day, so keep an open mind.

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Just go w it

>>722297535
You sure you wanna keep those? seems risky

>>722295483
>Condoms

Why?

>>722297908

Because i'm not gonna assume she's on BC unless she tells me, i'm not about to get me a kid that I don't want.

>>722297970
Or you know aids or other stds.

>>722297970
Are you Murrican?

I'm from Germanistan and fucked plenty of tindersluts. Everytime without a condom.
Jizzed on and in them everytime. No regrets.
If she doesn't care about birthcontrol why should i?

>>722297053

Literally got the response of "Wanted to hook up." and we proceeded from there. I know how to speak to people.

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>>722297202
>>722296895
>swiping right on tinder
>match with 7.5/10 thicc latina 19 y/o
>holy shit her ass looks fantastic
>have basic ass conversation
>add on fb to clarify I'm not some cyber pedo
>flirt some more. She's into some normie memes and shit so I hit her with the shitpost
>"wow, you're really funny anon"
>damn, I'm in
>ask her what she's doing today. Tell her I got a decent looking condo just a few miles from her
>she's into it. heads over around 9pm
>bought some sushi for us.
>"How did you know I love sushi, anon?"
>Wow this is way too easy
>We watch dumb internet videos for about an hour
>notices she keeps locking eyes with me and looking at my lips
>decided to go for a kiss and she pulls me on top of her
>shit gets intense. nude in a matter of moments.
>she likes it rough. biting the titty.
>go for about 30 minutes of just raw, rough fuck
>she gets tired. gives me the only good blowjob i have ever received in my life.
>is this what those weebs mean by, "mouth pussy?"
>get back into it. another half hour
>She's really into it. Really turns me on.
>gotta blast
>she tells me she's on the pill and wraps her legs around me
>shatteringorgasm.jpg
>awkwardly clean up.
>finish food. watch a few more videos
>"I gotta get ready for class tomorrow, anon"
>walk her out
>start thread

>>722298031
Stop fucking Niggers and Sluts maybe?
White grlz don't have no STD's

>>722298042
You must be Russian

>>722298031

I mean, I ask that shit before hand, if there's any chance of an STD I don't even bother, not worth it, let um down easy and move on.

>>722298042

I am, girls here will latch you with a kid from shit i've seen. if they're on birth control, they tell me before hand so I can raw, doesn't hurt to have condoms tho.

>>722298134
No, straight german i'm affraid.

Not some mixed race motherfucker. Just straight German (white)

>>722289886
Moved to Moscow a 10 days ago. Look well enough and researching at a famous institute so have about 250-300 matchen in that time.

Have some I talk to, but the conversation never seems to be going anywhere. I mostly write "hello, xxxx" or some stupid shit as a opener as I am unsure about the way to approach women here. Any ruskies in the building?

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>>722296032

I have an idea:

Explain exactly that to your sexual partner!

what? are they gonna get angry?

>>722291951
It's a tryhard stonemasons for men that aren't good at socialising with chicks. Anyone that writes relationship posts there are either role playing their fantasy alpha male, or are sociopaths.

>>722295282
Learn how to take a screenshot, you fucking idiot. That shit is fucking unreadable.

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>>722298182
>German
>No Russian

Pick one, faggot.

>>722298558

I know how to take a screenshot dipshit, but I can't be assed to take it, email it to myself, open the email on my PC, save the img to my pc, then upload it.

It's just proof i'm not bullshitting because this is a img board of lies on the reg.

>>722293178
You don't need to follow that advice to get women. Just be willing to look long and hard to find a girl who treats you like you're on her level.

>>722293404
Gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you. How about some tits and ass before she goes down?

>>722293763
Glad thongs are working out for you, but don't be afraid to fuck chubby girls...it's fun.

>>722298850
tried to save it with that last greentext story

>>722298517

this. They also please in a way these inferior women(basically they look for their approval because mommy spanked them when they were boys) which makes them really hypocritical.

If you are really into this FUCK WOMEN REEE mentality at least follow the mgtow guys, they seem to be happier.

>>722298750
> I can't be assed to take it, email it to myself, open the email on my PC, save the img to my pc, then upload it.
Or you could not a complete fucking retard and, you know, just upload it from your phone.

>>722289886
This is pretty much how easy Tinder is. I don't even bother going out anymore. I just surf Tinder while at work and bang a random chick every night.

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>Been using tinder for 7 months
>0 matches

hold me

>>722299216
If you move out of Greenland you'll probably get better results.

>>722299216
Maybe try a personality based dating site and date lonely chubby girls. Sometimes they're still cute.

>>722299216
Post your tinder acc

>>722298087
Thanks for sharing, anon.

>>722299216
Post your Tinder.

>>722290888
Keked

>>722299216

be handsome

or if that can't be helped at least be clean, relatively in well shape and funny

don't talk about memes much

>>722293178
you don't need to do all this for some pussy... besides, this dude sounds like his whole life is about chasing pussy, there's more to it than that. If he put half of the effort he put into chasing pussy into some sort of craft, or skill, he'd probably be famous and rich by now. Instead he's on /b/ talking about how hard we worked to become a 'pick up artist'.. dkm

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>>722299843

puas are worse than /b/tards in my opinion

they are the scum of earth

>be me
>maybe a 6-7/10 scrawny fuck who takes the piss out of people with puns to make myself feel good
>match with 8.5-9/10 on tinder
>loves puns, old and new rock music and going out to beaches and stuff
>ohmy.jpg
>match with her and her friend at the same time, crack onto both of them
>they both really flirt back but the cuter one cracks on harder and has a proper conversation with me
>after a day we agree to meet up
>go exploring around waterfalls, make out within the first hour and never stop
>turns out she's an exhibitionist freak who's never had sex at this time and loves being public
>start dating, best time of my life, people always tell me I'm punching
>have sex first time with her, she's not bad for a virgin
>be 2 months together and have regular sex and she's getting kinkier by the day
>it's Valentine's Day tomorrow and she's already told me we gonna fuck
>turns out she meant in a parking lot late at night
/b/ros it just works out sometime, this woman is perfect for me and I'm gonna get the best sex of my life tomorrow

>>722299598
ty papi

I'm surprised this thread is thing going lol. Good shit, anons

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I don't know how this worked, but I used gis opening line on a few girls, and most said yes. I had one or two who told me to fuck off but eh

>>722299939
I've had many healthy and long lasting relationships off of tinder. Sometimes you do just find some of those gems.

>>722300065

can't talk on behalf of others but for me this was one of the best threads in a while

a neat little oasis in the desert of shitty ylyl, trap and trump bait threads

>>722300065
This is my first successful thread. I'm lurking so hard. OP will deliver on this day.

>>722298087
Magnificent!

>>722299933
I loved the bit in that read about how to never take advice from a woman because they never know what they're feeling and they like resistance. Could you imagine being invalidated like that? So dismissive and brainless. And then you get mad when women bring up things like rape culture when you're saying dumb shit like this.

Honestly, how hard is it getting pussy? Women are people and the faster you admit that the closer you are to getting the box. Just talk to them like you would talk to anybody else you would like to impress. You don't have to start fucking somebody the minute you meet them, the best relationships go from friends to dating. Just meet and talk to people with the intention of being friends.

The only genuine piece of advice in there was to keep women emotionally invested. Make them feel different things, and always keep them busy. There's nothing women hate more than being bored.

captcha: elizabeth
recent ex-gf's name
ok /b/ you win

Does anybody have any tips for opening conversations in tinder etc?
I've never used it, but I wouldn't even know how to start a conversation or how to arrange a meet up, what to do etc. Someone give me some tips. No red pill niggas pls.

>>722300313
You sound like every gf you've ever had was a female night elf.

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>>722300456
Night elves. I date those.

Eh why not
>be me 17 in 2003
>I'm wild and usually have 3 girls I'm banging on the regular
>cousin's rich dad is going on vacation for 2 weeks
>party time
>cousin and I crush a 12 pack like stone cold in the hot tub before arrivals
>4 pm wasted already
>chick I dated for a while from yahoo comes over early for a fuck fest
>she's 6'2 I'm manlet
>she gives God tier head
>bang her from behind for a while
>she lets me stick it in her ass and I finally bust
>back to partying
>actual gf shows up finally
>she's a stiff, but nice body
>drink some more and have boring vanilla sex with her.
>worst lay ever
>some poor soul will eventually marry that girl
>back to partying
>some crazy sloot from my school shows up
>we all drinking in hot tub
>she comes sits on my lap
>starts playing with my worn out dick
>gf is still at party
>see concerned looks
>time to take that bitch home
>45 mins later jump back into hot tub
>some rounds of tequila and everyone else gets out
>back on my lap she pulls the dick out
>makes me stand up so she can swallow all 7" balls deep
>she loves choking on it
>we go back to sitting down and she reverse cowgirl me for a while
>@ 17 this girl is a pro
>bend her over the side and pound her for almost an hour
>in drunken stupidity I realize I forgot jimmy
>decide to go inside to bed and get jimmies.
>we fuck for several hours
>she rides like no other
>she cant take it anymore but I'm not finished
>back to blowing me for finish
>dirty talking slapping her face with it
>"cum down my throat anon"
>I explode
>she continues sucking for another 15 mins
>heaven
>call her up next weekend for more of the same

Best night ever

>>722300428
easiest opening I've ever found is just their name with an exclamation mark.

>Annie!

I'd say about 8/10 bitches respond to it. Usually with your own name or hi or whatever. But it's just an easy way to get your foot in there. After that, it kinda depends on what I see on her profile. I can simply go "So Annie, I have a free evening today. I'd offer you some cheap wine, a crappy movie and some regrets in the morning. Interested?"
Recently I've been finding chicks to bang by saying stuff like "I wonder what it takes for a nice girl like you to end up handcuffed to my bed?" as an opener.
Just project confidence. The one thing in EVERY SINGLE PICK UP GUIDE you will see is CONFIDENCE. That is all you need. I'm a 5/10 skinny fuck with a giant jew nose. I make next to no money and live in a shitty flat. I fuck so many bitches from tinder that I sometimes blow them off just to play on my PC. All thanks to confidence.

tl;dr
>CONFIDENCE

>>722300428
made this thread, hope it continues

>>722300428
I know I'm decently attractive so I just hit em up with the, "hey :]". If they have that aggravating shit in the bio where they say, "don't be boring and say, "hey"", then just bring up something in that was in their bio. If the girl seems interested, just ask if she wants to meet up somewhere for some drinks or food. If she's really into it maybe just invite her to your place.

How do I get a better opener than "Hey, how's it going?"

I'm pretty sure I've ruined at least 70% of my matches by using that as an opener.

>>722300772
>>722300718

>>722300772
I made this thread.
>Leave

>>722300772
O shit I went full retard. I thought you were trying to claim my thread.
>Autistic fit

>>722300894
no probs

>>722300875
>projecting

>>722300929
stfu faggot we all know b/tards aren't the ones who get the most pussy

>>722291200
This is true
Shit my gf who isn't even from this country thinks that hooking up is just making out

>>722300735
I was looking for something more for university students. Also, I've always been super conscious of what I've said cause I come from a respected family and I grew up trying my best not to embarrass myself so things like telling someone, "I wonder what it takes for a nice girl like you to end up handcuffed to my bed", make me uneasy tbh but I'm working on it. I want to start more subtle, though.

>>722300735
kek top cringe, there's no such thing as confidence over tinder you loser

>>722300894
That's what I thought he said too dw

>>722300991
Yea, but /b/tards can get pussy easy.
Any human can get pussy easy
All I did through highschool as a complete beta faggot was hover around the low self esteem emo girls that were hot AF. /b/elieve in yourself

>>722301052
>I wonder what it takes for a nice girl like you to end up handcuffed to my bed?
>Excuse me?

>Haha sorry, my friends got my phone, how're you?

VS.

>You know, because I'm pretty sure you'd look awesome with some handprints on your ass and a blissful smile on your face.

I'm not even the same guy but damn you're stupid

>>722301274
kek
inspirational but delusional

>>722301299
>and a blissful smile on your face
lol nigga wat?
what is being advertised here?? an ass grabbing AND a smile? how am i supposed to compete with this guy

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>>722301480
my betacore is overloading

>>722300313
>Women are people.

No they're not.

>>722293763
>for everything except death
Maybe for you, normalfag. I am well on my way to lichdom thanks to abstaining from the vile love holes of females.

>>722300713
You should be a fiction writer. No, seriously.

>>722302000
checked
also i don't even want to imagine how sore my dick would be after 3-4 nuts.
obviously fake af

>Has has three matches on Tinder after four weeks of using it
>Two of them were bots
>Last one still hasn't read my message

I know I'm not the prettiest guy, but come on!

>>722299933
Kek'd and check'd

>>722296989
Was the other time with your dad?

>>722302000
>trips

>>722299098
Oh yeah, you're right i could have.

Honestly, I thought tinder was dead

>>722295002
>BD
Bad Dragon?

>>722295112
ayy i feel you. bless up. keep going fam. i love the hoe grind. you do you.
peace love energy positive vibes keep going man

This girl wants my number but I don't want to give her my actual number.

Any apps that will for free mask my number?

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>>722289886
How do you not beta and get grills

I want to try something new and innovative. I'm planning to go outside. What say when see grill? Walk up and say hi or lame line?

>>722302672
Easy, you just beta and get grills.
Keep bio honest, get the nerdy cute ones. Especially the ones with low self-esteem. Free fuck or a nice relationship.

>>722302535
It basically is. They introduced a "feature" that lets you group up with Facebook friends and have group chats.

I thought it was terrible when they removed "moments" which essentially allowed you to message all your matches at once with a picture.

>>722302794
> outside
are you a faggot?

>>722291448
Downright false.
We are all on forum at 9 AM on a weekday thinking about how we can shove it in female hole for an hour or so with no intention of any kind of relationship beyond that. Nothing against it, just that the vast majority of females would be working on something different. Probably equally worthless, but at least not blatant fucking.

>>722303263
idk. most quiet innocent girls are the ones that call you daddy. plenty of closet freaks

>>722303225
Kek.
This is why I 4chan.

>>722303225
And now you see my problem. Faggots need help too, y'know

>>722303444
Agreed, I just think that if you flipped that context it wouldn't work. Never really hear of a guy that's a closet freak. We're simply guys.

>>722303734
The best comparison is just not being an enormous pervert openly. Closest thing to being a closet freak

>>722302794
I bet you kiss girls faggit

>>722304337
Faggot is one thing but don't lump me in with those... Freaks

>>722290008
I always wondered where trump came from

Confidence is important.

Also if you are fat and not super funny/rich then you can forget it.

lose weight or watch some oldschool standup

>>722302659
Nextplus choose whatever state/area code u want

>>722294155
Great fucking advice, Anon!
I wish the thread knew to listen to you.

Most dipshits look for an emotional band aid. It compromises your focus and self worth. You just go with "who's next" rather than who "fits" to take the pussy ass tears away.

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>>722296095
Haha no shit I fucked here in her moms minivan!

If you're matched with her still tell her your 'friend Alex who blew his load in your ass says hi, and sorry for staining the seats lol'

>>722296032
try xl condoms, did it for me

>>722299295
ahahahha this

>>722302651
:] thanks bro

>>722305815
In the guy who posted that, I think youve nailed it, I already thought of that in the past, does it really work? I dont have the biggest dick but I think its bigger than average.
Normal condoms are just too tight so I cant concentrate at all. At the end they end up going loose with all the pumping.

good thread, lads.

>>722296032
I know that feel bro
I dont need a condom for this shit... Even if i tell them about this they are always down after i fucked them
Even tho if i fucked them over 9,000 hours
And even if they had over 42 orgasms

>>722290538
hope you are trolling, in that case this is hilarious.

>>722295002
I have found that women who talk openly about BD and fetishes are not into them so much after they experience them IRL.

The love the fantasy but when the gloves come off they chicken out.

Experienced Dom here. The woman has to be truly submissive. But once she submits to you she becomes your responsibility.

>>722308045
Would you let your sub meet someone else?

>>722296095
because MONEYYYY

>>722292445
Been there, done that. Keep moving, find more bitches.

I wanna lose my V card, I have had chances before with girlfriends but my morals back in HS were different. Should I use Tinder?

>>722292000
>trying to reason with /pol/
Don't even bother bro

>>722310022
Tinder, MeetMe(mostly thirsty men but still worth a shot). I wouldn't really use anything else.

>>722306696

I used a slightly larger one too and it helped to maintain erection.

Or you can look into cock rings

>>722307814
I have pretty much the same issue. It gets better the more I sleep with the same chicks, but if it's the first time I've slept with them I never cum. Shit sucks.

>>722298087
Nice

>>722311717
Im >>722296032
I always like to focus the sexual act onto different things, not just fucking. Because I know even if I stay pumping them for hours theres always that risk. Specially if its the first time.
So I just prefer to tell them and then playing with other activities. It also helps a lot to fuck and then making them manual job or something like that.
Otherwise I know most of them find that too harsh.

>>722302659
Burner app

Anyone have any luck on the app called bumble? Or is tinder just the way to go when it comes to this stuff.

>>722296045

Not really.

Fuck, guys, this thread is still going? Lol

>>722313787
I've done it. Successful thread very successful

>>722313973
you should screenshot it anon

>>722302237

Yeah, right??? It's mesmerizing. And that one bitch super liked me. And never responded to me.

But I guess I just sounded whiney like the one Anon said

>>722307962

Nope

>>722313973

I feel you My freds always die... There was this one cooking thread that was successful and wholesome. I felt great

>>722290109
fake news fag

>>722301935
I kek'd

Went to a club the other night, DnB. Saw come people looked like they were on drugs, walked up and talked, confirmed 2-CB users. One sexy lady. Kiss her for the crack because why not share the love.

2 Hours later I'm in her bedroom.

Felt good for someone who has never ever picked up in a club or a bar before.

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>>722298726

they loved it

>>722294105
Its bait

Well, shit's dead, yo