You're walking in a street you find a pistol on the ground

Pick it up, put it in my pocket. Take it home and look up how much it's worth.

>>722288823
Shoot myself 4 times and throw the gun before I bleed out so it looks like I was murdered

And then shoot the nearest four people in the head, sell the gun at a nearby pawnshop, and then profit. :^)

>>722288823
I don't see why I'd waste the time to check how many rounds are left in it.

I'd just stash it and take it home.

Phone the non-emergency police number I guess and report it.

>>722288823
Pick it up, take it home, clean it, dispose of the bullets, remachine the barrel and never register it. Buy some accessories for it and take it to the range like I've had it for years.

>>722289160
This

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Hand it over to the police.

I pick up the gun, i clean it by the way im sure to not leave any foot steps with the blood (if theres any) i get rid of the bullets i check out if its on condition and i keep it on a shoe box until the time of using it comes

Beretta 92? Cross the street and pass it like a flock a niggers. It is worthless and probably broken. The only reason it is there is the last person who had it realized that caring shit smells worse than the fudge in your crack.

>>722289289
>i get rid of the bullets
>I keep it on a shoe box until the time of using it comes

so how would you get the bullets for it?
don't you also need a license or some shit to buy pistol ammo?

>>722289322
a pistol anon, nondescript
not the best, not the worst, not the rarest
but a pistol

>>722288823
Take it home.
Free gun.

umm dont pick the gun up leave it where it is, cause when you pick it up oh... jailllll. you just put prints on there.

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>>722288823
That feel when...............
North Korea, no longer bluffs and declares WW3.

oh america is owned bigggg time as they thought North Korea is all full of shit........
now that would be fucking sweet.

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>>722288823
Find the nearest 4 kids. Put a bullet in each.

When teh cops come, say I voted for Hillary. Use my 1 get out of jail free token I collected on election day to get off scot free.

>>722289544

Like i dont own any pistols of my own.

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>>722289954
>not having sex with the corpses while they are still warm
Fucking pussy

>>722289954
i can do whatever, im white........

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>>722290040
we North Koreans dont like Vegan pussies, we wage war and blame Muricunts for it.

>>722289603
This is the best answer

>>722288823
Beretta 92FS, that's about $500 right there.
I'd probably sell it, I prefer my PT99.

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>>722289810
When the american election happens and people vote for the mr trump or the mr hillary, all america will fall into chaos so do not worry comrade. I think we only have a few weeks to go. I think election day is february 28 if I am not mistaken.

Death to capitalismo.

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>>722289810
>>722290135
>>722290183
THERE IS NO NORTH KOREA
THERE IS NO SOUTH KOREA

THERE IS ONLY THE GLORY THAT IS KOREA AND THE LINES DRAWN ON PAPER MAP

AND SOON THEY SHALL BE UNITE!

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>>722290183
what election day.... fuck Murika i dont give a fuck about their shit.
fucking SICK OF murika

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>>722290667
wut dis do dat never heard of da merry cunts what you mean

I am here from a sunny core eee argh and i say what the

>>722288823
Shoot OP 4 times in the penis.. well 2 times.. dick isn't that big

>>722288823
>clipazine
Pick it up and get out of there stalker.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKIN HELP MEEEEEEE AH ME FUCKIN BUMBAG AHHHHH ITS TIED TO MY SIDE WHENTHE DOCTORS SEWED ME BUMHOLE UP AHHHHH HELP HELP HELEP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>722290312
Shut up you damn gooky eyed chink.

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>>722291059
heya a fuck a you okay i will command korean fleet to tsar bomba your shitty merican country and your coastline look like friend french toast when i finish

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>>722291059
hey are you a jew or something.....

>>722291045
l-link?

>>722288823
Put four bullets in my brain

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>>722291274
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP HELP MEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHH FUCKIN BOWEL CANCER HAS TAKEN MY BALVES AWAY AHHHHH ME FUCKIN BOWELS AND ME BUM BAG NES AEMPYTING WOMAN OCME IN HERER ANAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>722288823
Rob my dealer, get free drugs and sell it back to him. He has to pay or else him and his 3 closest friends are getting shot.

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open wide..... cum inside..... its russian anal school.

Take it ans sell it it could it easily sell for a stack on the black market depending on the gun

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oh shit my gf cant find her keys, she got them lost in jo's ass.

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>>722291551
>tfw no gf

>>722288823
Wait and see how the FBI profiles individuals responses to their post and matches them to a database of individuals identified by their browsers and having identified their location via exif, and photos of their cities and a myriad of 'I have a secret', 'what's the most evil thing you have done' posts. Matching these profiles to the 'you see a gun laying on the street, do you steal it?' trap.

Then low hanging fruit. Take the bait. I dare you.

>>722288823
an hero

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>>722291551
Dat ass, North Korean here, i wanna fist jo's ass.

>>722291347
This should be made into a contest. A Billion $$ gets deposited into the account of their choice. Must be someone that might survive suicide attempt.

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>>722291617
kewl

>>722288823
Become CC'er a year and two months before it's legal.

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>>722291617
Hey I have something to show you.

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allah akbar. praise allah and praise mr kim jong un.

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>>722291863
oh shit....... i bet the man is a Mericunt.

Uh, I'd take it, unload it and bring it home. Check what type it is, look it up online (the serial number to see if it's hot), if it is I'd scratch the number off. If it's blank or clean, I'd just keep it in a drawer in my house somewhere, and clean it up.

If the gun becomes hot because the original owner posts it at stolen, I'd remove the serial number (somehow), and if I couldn't do that, I'd sell it to a crackhead for like a few hundred bucks and walk away.

TL;DR: Free gun: Sweet. Keep it for my own use, or sell it if it becomes hot or troublesome.

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>>722291925
Allahu Akbah. All Praise allah for allah is a great man.

Ṣalīl' aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu al-ʻabāh
Wa-darba al-qītali ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
Fa-beīn aqtiḥāmi yubīd iṭ-ṭuġāh
Wa-kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh

Ṣalīl' aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu al-ʻabāh
Wa-darba al-qītali ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
Fa-beīn aqtiḥāmi yubīd iṭ-ṭuġāh
Wa-kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh

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>>722292049
i wish i had one of these american tramp stamp bitches i could sell, dispose of her to a black market man real quick, we dont need tattoos in this place.

>>722288823
Call the police and inform them that I've found an unclaimed gun in the middle of the street.

>>722292242
Found the faggot/pussy.

>>722289105
yeah

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time to hijack this crappy thread, well its not crappy at the mo but damn look at all the fisting and anti american talk yeah we need to fire up the jew ovens and cook some jew bread.

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>>722292208
Tramp stamp? ahahhahahahahha that is a good one. It is good a stupid merican no longer runs this website and instead it is a ching chong chinaman from korea

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>>722292265
stash it in hot kinky jo's ass.

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>>722292281
I agree, I hate Jews. Fuck them all.

>>722292265
I already have plenty of my own guns. I would rather get some scumbag arrested than risk implicating myself in a crime because I took a gun home that was used for a murder. And I wouldn't just want to leave it there, some degenerate faggot like >>722289954 could find it and kill someone with it. Nah. This is one situation where calling the cops is the right move.

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>>722292290
what a asian man owns this site............ yayyyyy we should have a anti american partay.

ill bring the drinks

Ill kill 4 jews and leave back so the owner gets blamed for it!!! Luckly it Would be jewish too an from then on jews would kill each other everywhere!!! Wouldnt that be great??

>>722292391
Selfless indeed, but I'm a broke fuck who needs money and if I can score $300 for a shitty 9mm Beretta that's probably hot, I'd do it.

Good on you though, Anon.

>>722289544
Yea, a driver's licence

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>>722292447

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>>722292458

>>722292465
Depends on where you live, in my state you don't get ID'ed for buying ammo. I can buy 20 boxes of 9mm ammunition from Academy, Dicks or Wal-Mart and nobody would give a shit.

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>>722292516

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>>722289983
that's okay anon, but what would you do with this particular one?
this is whats the thread about you know

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>>722292593

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>>722292659
Hey I got another one for you

>>722291702
I'll give you a billion if you do it I swear.

>>722288823

4 bullets only? No thanks.

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This is the only thing a real man would do.

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>>722292774
>implying I give a shit about Hillary Clinton
>implying Hillary Clinton has any bearing on the quality of your shitposting

this is the most pitiful reaching I've ever seen

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im too busy to even listen to any stupid American on this crappy seppo site.

>be me
>live in freedom loving state with no handgun registration
>find pistol
>take home
>create new Armslist account with bullshit email account
>sell gun for cash

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>>722293113
oh look it be one of those extinct americans

>>722293098
Can I get some honest reactions to this effort ?
I think its right on topic to the OP question, and fairly funny. Its a south park reference.

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so what is the go with the green writing are you one of those.mmhm people that drive those mmhhmm cars those greenies or some fucking shit like that.

>>722289160
with modern diagnostics I'm sure they'd figure out a way to link it to the potential murder weapon you picked up foolishly

>>722292281
is that a man?

>>722288823
call the police and stay with it until they come because we have no need for firearms in our developed society compared to amudicans.

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>>722293494
oh so do americans need glasses now,

>>722288823
Take it home, always nice to have a gun

>>722293431
>not knowing what rebarreling does
>not knowing what swapping out parts does
>not knowing there's millions of pistols made

How does it feel only knowing about PCs and anime?

>>722288823
>Pick it up
>check if safety is on
>put in safe if the safety isn't on
>put in pocket
>put in car
>take home
>post to /k/ in a thread titled "saw this at a gunshow but forgot what it was" and ask for information
>Use /k/omrades' sources to learn the proper shooting specifications and maintenance for the firearm

That weekend
>Go to sporting goods store
>Purchase ammo for the weapon
>Go to Costco
>Purchase a small safe

>Go to the range every now and again to shoot at paper and various bits of junk people leave behind.

I would pick it up, remove the magazine, and take it home. Make sure it all works, give it a clean, and lock it up in my gun case.

I live in KY so no need to register it, and hell I'll just hock it at a swap meet for some cash.

>>722293431
> fedora tipping intensifies

>>722288823
Rob a store
Give money to mom
Go to enemies house
Triple murder suicide

>>722288823
Pick it up and take it to the nearest police station of course, firearm should be returned to its owner. Finland here ./

>>722294311
Live in MO. I'd do pretty much the same.

>>722293831
I'm an American, I can see how skinny she is. We fat.

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NIGGERS

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FIRE
TO BEGIN WITH THE DANCE OF THE DEAD
BLACKENED IN THE END
TO BEGIN WITH THE DANCE OF THE DEAD

COLOR OUR EARTH BLACKENED

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HEY DO YOU KNOW WHWRRE I CAN SCORE SOME QUALITY MINECRAFT

>>722294553
That would be a lot more sad if they were white.

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deth 2 izlamb

>>722288823
Put in in the mailbox. Postman will turn it over.

>>722294614
Kill thyself.

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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oh shit damn we need more fire power

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>>722294614
WHAT? fuck minecraft cunt

Hey I can run fallout 3 maxxed out at 60fs @ 1080p on my GTX 970 SLI rig with FX 8 core AMD Processor.

>>722294695
Meh, I'd let her suck my dick.

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>>722294767
ANGRY GRANDPAS GOT CANCER


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>722288823
Kick OP in the nuts for saying clipazine

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>>722294816
Meh, I'd let him suck my dick.

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This is now a Charlie Green thread.

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I don't know... I feel it would somehow involve this.

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yeah this is good, north korea will be next world super power

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The Macwhopper cheese what a sum a doddle oh I dont fuckin know michael

>>722290166
lol shut up

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>>722294966
You're a cunt

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just brill

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i think its time for north korea to be on here more.

Secure the weapon and turn into police.

There is only one reason a working gun is just laying on the ground.

It was used in a recent crime and ditched.

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yeah North Korea is the best place to live

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boy get that goddamn camer aon up on outta here and that goddamn bridgette

>>722294966
fedora tippin' faggot

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can we get a North Korea check over....

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heloooooooooo fuckin grease gotta have ya grease mmm mmm mmmm fuckin cnacer man

>>722295082
Also this is an amateur move ditching a gun like this.

You disassemble it and dispose of the parts in multiple locations that are not easy to recover.

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damn man

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>>722295204
hey my lawn mower aint fuckin working no mo

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>>722295226
CUNT

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north korea for lyfe

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>>722295243
aeieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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lawns ahh ha ha ha

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>>722295279
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ME FUCKIN BOWEL CANCER
I can get 7 mbps here soemtimes. It's great. I fly through my 50GBs a month.

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military parade

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Dumping

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yeah we cool

Pick up
Shoot self

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>>722295357

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yeah for real

shoot up the school : ^)

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Nigerino

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oh legal documents, we dont have them in North Korea

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North Korea is here to stay.

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white is better then black.

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>>722295437
huh? i don unnerstand what you say cna yo pease say gain?

who are you lookin for? I am an octal

>>722288823
Let it on the ground. Call police. Wait for them to arrive.

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ahahahahhahahha v8 supercars

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we are good people america is full of lies.

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>>722295544
Kirk Hammett is the greatest guitarist in the world right now.

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>>722295586
post em if you got em

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>>722295606
fill em out boys

>>722294086
Don't be so hard on him. He's probably a Yuropoor who's never seen a gun in his pathetic life.