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I have a question that Google will not answer...
Imagine this thing is chasing you down and you will inevitably die a violent and scary death.
It's emergency suicide time. You have a cell phone, wallet, and nothing else on you, and you need to die like.. RIGHT now!
How do you kill yourself in moment of panic?
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Hold breath and smack my face into shit
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>>722287187
Stun then rape
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Might be able to bite your tongue in half.
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m-maybe she j-just wants t-t-to be f-friends...
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Fap to death.
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it's actually very easy to break your own neck.
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>>722287187
>cell phone, wallet, and nothing else on you
implying i'd ever be without my pocket knife or glock 30
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Use igunpro to make gun noises and shout allahu akbar
Police will come
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>>722287187
fake my death. maybe she'll fall for it
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>>722287187
yeah not that scary...if you are prepared to kill yourself cause that thing is chasing you then you are confirmed pussy
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>>722287187
Snap plastic card that's in wallet in half and slice own throat
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let it catch you
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>>722287411
This
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>>722287187
id beat the fuck out of that thing
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Suffocate self with condom from wallet
Only real answer
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>>722287411
stream it live for proof
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>>722287187
Tell people you voted for Trump and shout HILLARY FOR PRISON!!!
That would do it for you.
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>>722287411
sauce?
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Enjoy your few minutes playing farmville
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>>722287411
It isn't possible to (with the strength of your arms) snap your own neck. Just the same way as it's not possible to pick yourself up off the ground, using only your hands. You'd have to have some sort of mechanical assistance. Part of the reason for this is mechanical.
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>>722287187
but both sada and kaya are cute as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4hd6YKFTzQ
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>>722287187
By opening up my phone and clicking on your gay ass thread
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>>722287187
Let her catch me (a male) and do what she wants. I only hope she enjoys doing it.
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>>722287187
>take wallet out
>take folding credit card knife out of wallet
>slit throat
>or better yet, slit this things throat
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>>722287187
swallow your phone and choke to death on it
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>>722287447
underrated
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>>722287187
>panic
That's not how I roll OP.
>Please see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0IexZXHyCE
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>stop running
>tear off clothes
>sit on the ground
>spread legs
>jerk off with the force a 1,000 suns
>cum in her eyes to blind her
>run away giggling like a little girl
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