I work as a freelance cyber security analyst. A real life hackerman.

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>>722284319

You must pay all the hookers then...

>>722284319
Do you have more of her?

kek

>>722284412
No thankfully I am fortunate in the looks/dick department. I also happen to make a fair amount of loot. Girls don't care how you get your money, as long as you get your money.

>>722284479
Sadly no.
saved from a "perfect ass/pussy" thread last night.
If you find some I would probably be stoked.

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bumping with stuff

>>722284319
what happens if I press ctrl+windows button, holding tab and spaming F5 at the same time?

>>722284616
That's actually an easter egg cheat code for mor RAM

>>722284319
I have math/science/programming experience but I don't have any conceptual understanding of how 'hacking' is done? Can you give me a brief rundown of how it works?

>>722284768
Can't tell if serious inquiry or bait.

Any tips for someone who wants to enter the programming field?

>>722284918
Cocaine.

Is TOR really anonymous?

>>722284996
meh, some sites are bait

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>>722284319
How to hack into someones private instagram??

>>722284996
Not anymore. But nothing is ever truly anonymous. Just depends on how far someone is willing to go to get access to something.

>>722285070
Probably the easiest way would be to get access to their registered email. Then simple reset/change

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>>722285070
>>722285188
oh yeah i dont want to be logged on into it. i just want to see her pics

>>722284918
Since this is moving slowly I will answer more in depth here. I suggest you get a general idea of what you want to ultimately be doing. "programming" covers a very wide area and unless you are knowledgeable as far as what youd like to do you'll spend a lot of time learning things that won't ever really benefit you.

>>722284319
what's my IP?

>>722285274
Stop being a creepy fuck. I guess is my suggestion.

>>722285346
Yes

How does 4chan recognize that you're using a VPN/proxy? Is it some kind of system?

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what was your first job? (first IT job) and what degree/certs do you have?

How easy is really to get someones fb password?

>>722285367
hacker bro pls your my only hope.

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>>722284319
Ok mister hackerman,
a) If a site has shitty security and someone uploads cp, is it the owners fault or the hackers fault?
b) Does android or android derivates mine your data?
c) is there a windows based ping all command?
d) I've got the feeling that viruses have gotten less frequent, is that feeling correct?
e) Do you collect viruses? I did at a certain time - all rar'd or otherwise locked away of course.

>>722285383
XXF

>>722284319
hi OP,
are you a grill by any chance?

>>722285118
Thanks.. A follow up question, how would one go about finding someones identity on TOR? Aside from time correlation..

>>722285384
First IT job was maintaining an internal server for a healthfood store/company.
I have certs in linux, server and practical
I also have a BS in information security
Most of my programming knowledge is self/peer taught.

>>722285342
I'm aiming for something like a software engineer or focusing on algorithms. Any recommendations? Also, of the languages I've tried, I've taken a fancy to c++ over the rest if that info helps.

>>722285458
1. both
2. yes
3. yes
4. yes
5. No, I do all my own live scripting.

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>>722284319
Was it easy to get into and how is that paycheck?

>>722284319
let's say if I'm a total newbie and I want to be a hacker,
where should I start and what equipment should I get?

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>>722285604
im a junior going for information systems and technology and have taken some project mngmt/databases/c++ classes but my interest is cyber security but hate programming, is there alot of it in your field?

>>722285744
Wuau.... Who is she?.. Cumming buckets for her

>>722285840
no clue sadly

>>722285673
major in maths
minor in programming
fuck c++
learn pearl

>>722285971
Damn.. She's pretty

>>722285983
I want to make a raspberry pi be able to play the java/flash version of doom (original), and some other browser games. How possible is it? Can I hook up 2 of them to double the power?

>>722284319
Analyst lol.
Operator master race reporting in, and out. Dont ask me shit, im not here

>>722285712
No, and I make roughly 100k annually

>>722285673

Focus on something that has direct business application. It makes it much easier to demonstrate value and sell yourself, and is a lot easier to transition into business ownership and capitalize on opportunities.

>>722285732
Start with old systems, honestly.

>>722285744
Yeah unfortunately no way around it.

>>722284319
Can you delete this thread?

>>722286252
could you be more specific?
I've been working on different field for a decade,
now I don't have to work anymore, so I want to be able to hack just for the sake of it.

thanks in advance

>>722286085
yes sir

How do you get into cyber security and what is it like? Do you need to know a lot?

>>722285744
kys

>>722285983
Perl is shit. Maths is useless. Kys.

>>722285732
Get... A computer... With... Internet access. Learn shit. Try to hack shit. Learn more shit.

>>722284319
Have a suggestion for a modern replacement for dsniff?

>>722286543
Cyber security is for morons who spend their whole days convincing their bosses that they are a viable part of the company. You get into it by convincing some poor schmuck higher up that they need you. They're useless, and couldn't hack their way out of a paper bag.

>>722286543
Was really interested as a kid, picked up programming early like 14 or so. Took classes, went to college. I would say the knowledge varies on profession, I have worked with some dipshits.

Just saying

>>722286851
this guy is a windows user. 100%

>>722286866
14 is pretty late, hardly early.

>>722286900
ROFL. Tell me, have you ever hacked a Gibson?

>>722286932
Semantics?
Here is the attention you wanted.

>>722286971
I am zero cool bro......

>>722286992
ROFL, sure... You definitely pulled me into this thread. Not a bad troll, but I can't help but take the time to fuck with you.

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>>722287048
>Gibson

>>722287048
Gawd I hated that movie... Almost as bad as the annoying girl at the end of Jurassic Park... THIS IS A UNIX SYSTEM! I KNOW THIS! I just want to smack her.

>>722287186
Fuck... I should let you this thread. Keep torquing young minds.

>>722287196
only angry reacts

Do you enjoy your job?

Any funny/ odd stories?

Should I invest in a two person 4 season tent and sub zero blanket? I'm feeling pretty out of it due to lack of impulse control with screens. Kinda want to go out in the woods for a few days and sleep it off. Any input on this?

>>722287258
Nah... I have a low opinion of you based on your original post. You're making claims that are bigger than your boots. That's all. Still, kids don't know that, and most people will never know the difference. Let them grow up and get into tech. It's a good thing.

>>722287316
get laid nerd

>>722287386
k

>>722284319
Also a security analyst here specializing in dfir/malware reverser.

What's the role of your security position in your company

so what shit did you see in your job

>>722285451
depends what their password is. Facebook is for moms so I bet like 90% of the passwords on there are "password123"

>>722286085
That sounds super easy, google how to make a rasberry pi emulator

>>722284319
pfft BULLSHIT.

If you are a REAL hacker LIKE ME! Then come and hack me.

My IP is 192.168.0.1

>>722287881
Thanks anon

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Does money remove depression op, pls I need help!

>>722288166
no, friends do. go make a friend, faggot.

>>722284319
>analyst

i'm here to tell you that 99% of the people in the IT industry with this in their title are absolute fucking morons.

>>722288279
I have friends, still depressed

>>722288345
well then get better friends, also a hobby/job helps.