I've been in a coma for the past 7 years can I get a modern

>>722280821
go back into a coma, you shouldn't have woken up yet, its too dangerous!

>>722280821
It all started with this fuckin gorilla...

>>722280821
Fags now rule the world. To be straight will make you an outsider with no rights and no respect. World population is declining at record rates due to lack of pregnancy and huge outbursts of AIDS.

>>722280821
was she saying it out of hate, or mercy?

>>722281173
that was seven years ago?

>>722280821
>create decent VR tech
>only use it to play shovelware and scare old people

>>722281390
I have no idea
stole the image from google

>>722281607
At least Google never changes.

Chopping your own ding dong off makes you a heroic icon.
Bruce did it and he got all sorts of attention.

>>722281664
Wasn't it 'The Google' at some point, or is that just something elderly people say?

>>722282042
That's the first I've heard of it. Must be those oldies like how they call everything a Nintendo or a video.

>>722280821
Husky Harris is now WWE Champion and our president isan orange

Still no flying cars or real hoverboards.

Nothing happened.

Robin Williams decided he was out of funnies.

>>722280821
Trump is President of the US, Putin is still a fucker, weed is going to be legalised everywhere, oh and the muslims are going totally crazy everywhere, terrorism is an actual thing, since syria is bombed af all the refugees come to europe.

>>722281390
Mercy.

Theres a great NPR program called Invisibilia, and they interview this guy. Find the episode, the whole show is kickass.

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>>722280821
Europe is ruled by mudslime refugees coming from Africa and the middle-east.
Rape and crime has been skyrocketing in Europe, also most crimes aren't even taken care of because that would be racist. Donald Trump has become president of America, he's a republican. So far he's done pretty well. Also pepe has become the top meme again, thanks to Trump and his son.

>>722283468
Also everything is ruled by Jews

Everything is a gender now.
You could write down attack helicopter and win in court if they don't accept you.
Dudes can have their dong showing through a skirt and still have media support when you don't get to walk into the wrong bathroom.

>>722284571
>You could write down attack helicopter and win in court if they don't accept you.
You could also legally change your name to "Gothjtrhsobnif" but why would you want to
The key is that everyone should be able to be what they want and people should just chill about it.

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>>722285347
Did you just assume I didn't already know this?!

I'll see you in court, ableist scum.

>>722285347
Can't tell if trolling or actual fag.

>>722281173
lolololol hahaha where can I upvote this?

No one can handle anyone else's opinions now So you're either a racist bigoted mysogonist or a mentally retarded cuck, So basically you either complain about problems, or complain about people complaining. Oh yeah and everyone died last year

>>722282162
and AJ styles and Samoa Joe are now on wwe and everyone started to really like Matt Hardy

>>722285584
Well then what's your argument boiyo?

>>722285694
go back to 9gag

My Christian mother said that to me when I told her I was gay.

>>722286098
Yup, it's a troll.

>>722286374
She told you to learn to reply?

>>722286499
I don't feel to reply to no one anon.