You have 5 minutes to do whatever you want with any person you

>>722277008
Kill myself!

Me.

I touch my own pee pee.

>>722277008
Eat her ass

Stephanie McMahon.... anything and everything. Including shitting on my chest

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bury my dick so far up this ass it wont come out

>>722277938
goals

>>722277008
teach baron to high5

common its 5mins

>>722277008
I'll fuck your mom in the ass for 5 minutes.

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I win

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>>722278080

My late fiancé.

I just want to hold her for a few minutes.

I miss you Karen

>>722277008
Steamy dump on ur sluut of a mom

>>722278088
Got to start with the small easy things

>>722277008
Fuck the elderly version of rose from titanic and make her call me Jack while we do it

>>722278310
I also choise this guy's late fiance

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>>722277998
Same

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Spend more time with her. Maybe reconnect, patch things up.

>>722278720
Dear christ, she is oatmeal
Nicki threat?

>>722277008
Put my own butt in my dick

>>722280220
nicki thread

>>722278433
/thread

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>>722279704
this isn't a feels thread... i'm not crying, you're crying.

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>>722280358

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>>722280405
For da love of A$$

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>>722280552
Her body is perfect

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>>722281016
Well plastic, butt fuckable

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>>722281187
Built for perfection

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>>722281330
I hope 6 inches would be enough to penetrate her bum

Cream pie Selena Gomez while Kelly Ann Conway licks the berries from my annals

>>722277008
i drain every dollar Carlos Slim has into my own accounts.

you're all idiots.

cept >>722278310

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>>722281477
Worst case scenario you eat her ass instead

>>722281600
you are right. He's not an idiot. He's a whiny ass faggot bitch

>>722281477
hear REAL ass sure.

but you will need a foot for those implants

>>722281691
Can't lose there I suppose
Btw dont have anymore pics

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Threesome with Emma Stone, Katy Perry and Ariana Grande.

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>>722281942
Yep. It's a win win situation

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>>722282056
Or just her.

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Ask why the hell he hasnt put hillary in jail.

>>722282516
"They're good people!"

>>722282105
Wanna take this circle jerk to discord or somethin?

I want Tomi Lahren to drink my pee then choke on my dick until she throws it up

someone post more nicki, I need to cum

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>>722282927

>>722282742
Sure to those of interest but for the general public, she is a treasonous bitch.

>>722283224
hnngg yes

>>722283224
Keep goin

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>>722283434
What would you do to her?

>>722283505
I would eat her ass as long as she wanted me to

>>722283505
Grease up those buttcheeks with babyoil and fuck them like a hotdog

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resurrect hitley

>>722283505
Put her on the nearest boat and send her back to Africa

>>722277008
I kill Yeepz.

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>>722277008
Lick her butthole.

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>>722283594
>>722283599
Good answers

>>722284030
fuck she makes me hard

>>722284030
I love how it pops out like that

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>>722284204
I know right? It's like it's just being asked to be cummed on

>>722282792
which

Kill trump

>>722284306
I'd be content on cumming on her asscrack

>>722284382
How bout kik?

>>722284493
make group

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>>722284478
Like water flowing down a valley

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>>722277008
Let's do this.

>>722284557
Need a name at least

>>722284653
bizniz123

>>722284577
God i can imagine the cream flow down those succulent cheeks

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>>722284930
Did you cum to her yet?

>>722285125
No, was hoping some of us could jerk together

>>722285125
not yet

>>722285125
Im still going but Im pretty close

>>722277008
No clue who that is anon but I would rail her ass so fucking hard

>>722285391
Quick, just about
Your fav pic

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her

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>>722285429

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>>722285429
Favorite gif

>>722284707
Did someone create a group yet?

My dead grandad who I never met
Just a conversation

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>>722285536

>>722285536
Gif it was, thanks anon

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>>722285385
Nicki Minaj

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Eat out and then cum inside Ari's tight little ass...

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>>722285762
No prob

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>>722285812
Look at our Queens together!

>>722285853
Wtf, she would deff give that devious smile after she steals your semen

Kiss my ex wife, and tell her how much I miss her

>>722286090
Right? Any love for her tits?

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>>722286331
Oops forgot pic

>>722285965

HNNNNG!

>>722286331
Somewhat. They look nice but i never see interest
All about ass for me

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>>722286386

>>722280405
thumbnail looks lik she has a hitler moustache

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>>722286412
Her ass is definately the main star. I would do imaginable things to have her sit on my face.

>>722281600
this
except i chose trump for keks

>>722278403
kek

>>722287159
I wish my tuition went to her Face-Sitting Fund

>>722287159
True. I want to eat her ass after a show, all sweaty yummy

>>722277008
jello shots with hitler

>>722287159
Exactly like me.

>>722287488
That would be perfect...

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>>722287347
this

>>722277008
I think I would make a video of a blowjob+facial by Ivanka T.

Bill gates, steal all of his monet

>>722287878
Good though I was the only one with a sweaty ass fetish lol

>>722287997
Nah, her sweaty ass is my dream too. Licking all that wetness from her butt crack... I'd ask no more than that

>>722285965
Ari's little ass and Nicki's huge one... Taking turns sitting on my face

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reminder that only niggers like "thicc" and big asses

>>722287997
Make me a third, running my tongue up and down that crack would make me cum my pants

>>722288527
Let's form a line behind her then, so she can have her butt eaten for hours after her shows

>>722277008
I let Colonel Sanders fuck me in the ass, but only on the condition that he whispers his fried chicken recipe in my ear as I'm cumming.

>>722288519
I like them and im Hispanic, but not really an improvement anyways, huh?

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>>722288663
who cares brown is brown

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>>722288888

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>>722288851

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>>722288872

>>722288787
But im quite pale and can pass for caucasian

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>>722277008

>>722283743
She's not African.

>>722288581
Me first. Uff aris little tight ass for the pre game

>>722288938
I call dibs on Nicki then, we can split, please them together

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>>722288907
post a pic lets see

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>>722288938
>>722288395
Tell me about Ari's tight ass please!

>>722289080
I wanna rub my face in it

>>722289080
What about it? How it would grip my tongue as I thrust it deep inside it to clean her butthole?

>>722289041
That'd be quite lewd anon, no thank you

>>722280389
is that man or what have you australian, yeah im sure he is australian.

>>722289080
Fuck I want her nd Nikki after a show to come down 2nd rub there asses on each other. Then I would pick every inch of ariannas ass tasting Nikki on her.

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Lick my way up Emma Stone's feet and legs and then eat out her ass while I jack off, then finish in her pussy while looking deep into her eyes and gently choking her.

>>722289344
Why not rub their asses with your dick inbetween?

>>722289367
....Could I watch anon?....

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Get Donald to trade me jobs. He can come on weekends.

>>722289534
Because I find it hard to lick my own dick, nd I'm not wasting that smelly ass sweet. Pluse my dick would get swallowed by Nikki ass alone

Slit trumps throat. How is this even a question?

Imprison leftist traitors and watch her dance around?

>>722277008
Have Bill Gates give me 10 Billion dollars.

>>722277008
make jeff bezos give me all of his stock in Amazon

>>722289650
That. Also I could cum by having Nicki's ass on my face as I lick it without even touching myself

>>722277008
Tit fuck my grilfriends friend, stick it in her ass and cum in her mouth.

>>722289229
Nah, mate. Malaysian. She's just a Chinese-Indian mix girl.

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JLo: Bend her over and tongue her asshole, then shock my cock in and pump until my balls are empty.

>>722290033
shove. I meant shove. Not shock.

:(

>>722289865
That too

>>722290071
Nicki, or Ari... I'd prefer the former but the latter would be more than enough too

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>>722290033

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>>722290534

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Worship her feet,pits and asshole while she insults me and gets really angry

>>722290577
Fuck that's hot... She looks so stern

>>722290577
who is that?

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>>722277008
With any person?
"Collectin' those jews"
Whatever i want!?
"Turns on the gas"

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>>722290660
Elizabeth Gillies,she was a star with arianna and victoria justice for that fat pedo

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>>722290656
She likes discipline

>>722291171
That pic is... Just awesome. He's so lucky!

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>>722291403

Warn Hitler about the allied invasion.

>>722278398
nice

>>722292470
tbh fam, i think he'll just order your execution.

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>>722280220
>>722280358
Haven't seen a Nicki thread for so long in /b/.

>>722277008
need some cookies

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>>722293062

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Id get her pregnant

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>>722293114

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>>722293150

>>722285476
Bait?

Kanye West, I sew his mouth shut.

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>>722293239

>>722278403
i kek'd hard.

>>722277008
Mfw OP is a faggot and just made this thread so he could shitpost Nicki Minaj bullshit endlessly.

sage this shit.

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>>722293138
Have wanted to put it in for a while

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5 minutes aint alot of time

Emma Stone wearing spider-gwen costume. Take pictures, Video, make her spin, poses

Ripe a hole where her vaj is, fuck her so hard and fast and get her pregnant

maybe she will want to raise kid, who knows. maybe it will allow me date her again since i got her preggers. THEN I CAN FUCK HER MORE

>>722277008
So many options.
Do I indulge my wiener and have sexy tiem with Karen Gillan or Gillian Anderson?
Do I feed Angela Merkel to a gang of ravenous Muslims?
Fuck you and your sorcery, OP.

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>>722293317

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>>722293548

Princess Dianna. Fuck her skull in the eye socket.

>>722293568
her butt so fake, its gross

>>722293568
this is what passes for talent and artistic expression in the 21st century.
absolutely degenerate.
i'm sure MLK is rolling in his fuckin' grave.

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>>722293619
>619
Here you go mate.
>>722293678
No one said this was talent.

>>722293745
I'll never get tired of seeing her huge ass and picture it hovering over my face, begging to be eaten

>>722286533
i'd impregnate definitely and do it again two more times back to back.

>>722295861
Can I eat your creampie from her?

>>722296090
go for it.

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>>722295293
Same here, anon.

>>722296474
Her ass sweat must taste like the nectar of the gods

>>722296394
Thanks!

>>722296537
thats just the synthol running out of it

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>>722296537
Used to hate her and find her gross. Have no idea how i turned and started wanting to fuck the shit out of her.

>>722277008
Murder the executive and legislative branches, appointed positions beneath said individuals as well.

With fire.

>>722296715
Nicki is a guilty pleasure. I'd never admit publicly that I want her to smother me with her huge fake butt, but it gets me diamonds each time.

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>>722296824
I was the same. Then I started to just admit that I like her when I was talking to friends and they didn't mind, some of them even admited to liking her too. I guess most people just hate her because they have to but secretly want to bang.

>>722296972
Everyone wants to bang her, hell she's a sex doll. I'm even worse, I just want to be her ass slave, that's why I can't admit that to this day.

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>>722297131
Yeah, that's something you should keep to yourself but I don't care anymore about openly saying i want to bang her.

>>722297266
I want to watch her get banged, an worship her ass before and after it

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>>722297363
I like that she does this shit on purpose because she knows she teases.

>>722297661
She knows there's a lot of people wanting to bang her, and a lot begging to worship her butt

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>>722297754
Probably. I'm out, anon. Thank you for the talk.

>>722297846
Thanks for the hot pics! Have a good day

She has 0.0 talent she's shes a whore I don't hate her I would even bang her but her music is just awful.

>>722298188
All true, anon. But that doesn't change the fact I want her ass in my face so bad

Wife's sister. I fuck her so hard she keeps coming back for more, and I knock her up.

>>722280367
old copypasta newfag...
even unoriginal faggots in reddit repeat it
>lurk more fag

>>722293678
this is what MLK fought for. freedom. Thanks to him black bitches can shake their massive asses to full arenas and get paid for that. MLK would be proud. Plus, he is black and they like big butts and cannot lie about it

>>722277008
That rat is fucking disgusting.

>>722281016
You're a fucking idiot.

I want to hug my little cousins friend and show her how to masturbate

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I choose my GF

>>722277008
kill you

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>>722299139
we're receiving massive readings of virgin emanating from this one

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Mai waifu desu

>>722277008
Have Richard Branson write me a check for 500 million dollars

>>722282056
That's foursome you retard

>>722278310
I'm sorry man

>>722288519
I must be an albino nigger then

>>722300526
Unless he's Emma Stone, Katy Perry or Ariana Grande.

>>722283505
impregnate her

Who: Katy Perry.

Action: I'd spend about a minute sucking her tits, another four minutes eating and fucking her asshole, then the last minute fucking her pussy and cumming in it, and impregnate her.

Even if I lose a custody battle, the child will inherit money. I'll stay in the child's life and be as good of a father as I can, and when it turns 18, benefit from the fruits of my labor. If I get lucky enough, I can make money off of her, too. Maybe millions.

If not? Oh well, creampied in Katy fuckin' Perry.

>>722290052
I thought what you meant was to just jam your dick in her ass without warning

>>722285536
that's quite an aggressively sharp cut, wish the loop transition was smoother

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What would you do to this whore if you could have your way with her for 30 minutes

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>>722301534

>>722301534
nothing

she isn't that special

>>722284930
Wtf

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>>722277008
Take as many pictures as I can of me doing stuff to Olivia Wilde. BJ, anal, fuck, kissing, whatever. 5 minutes is quite short so I'd have to be quick ripping her clothes off and whatnot.

>>722277008
kill OP with a cheese grater for being a massive faggot

>>722282056
So, a threesome. They would be having sex... what would you be doing?

It would be my dad who passed away when I was 13, back in 2007 from lung cancer (non-smoker)

We would go for a quick walk down his favorite trail with his old dog Henry.
Thank you OP for that quick reminisce of my father, I sat here thinking for about 15 what a great man he was.

Torture and disfigure the cop that shot my dog over a noise complaint.