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So for a few weeks now, i've been dodging my ex because

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So for a few weeks now, i've been dodging my ex because she's and I quote "been wanting to tell me something very important". I figured it was that I got her pregnant when I raw dogged her a while ago. This morning I got a phone call from her and she finally told me she was pregnant. I told her we would talk tonight but i plan to skip town and go back to my parents' in Cali. Is there any possibility that she'll ever find me? I lied and told her I was from Colorado when we met and my name is pretty common.

Now before you judge me, let me tell you why there's no way im having a kid with her. Both she and her family are religious and stupid. Just to give you an idea, her father and brother were always talking to me about Trump and illegals whenever I went over and how the revolution was coming(i dont even know lol).

This one time I even had to explain evolution to her because she thought it was a joke.

She's hot so I just lusted over her but I never intended to get her pregnant. I would pay her off to get an abortion but I know she's pro-life so that's not an option.

I'm fully packed and my ride to cali arrives in half an hour. Anything I should do before leaving to make sure she never finds me?
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>>722276942
Run anon!
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>>722277200
>>722277288
checked
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>>722276942
I dated a gurl like that in college. had a great ass, dumb as fuck and family full of idiots who thought Dubya was the second coming of God or something.

I was smart enough to not get her pregnant.
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Beware of dna. If you go into the system for any reason she will find you
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post a pic of her op
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>>722277288
... In the morgue?
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>>722276942
You need to get rid of all social media, and make sure she can't find your new address through your phone number. If your cell phone is not a burner it's easily traceable
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>>722276942
That's cruel bro, think about the poor kid or how ur leaving behind another single mother... put ur fucking dumb ass together and be a real man and accept ur actions. Fucking bitch.
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>>722276942

Yea. Tell her adoption is the best option. they should call it bestoption instead of adoption.

Then run
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Her family WILL track you down if they're how you describe.
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>>722276942
Get rid of all social media my man. Block her on everything and then start fresh. Hopefully you have a really shitty phone but if not you should probably get rid of it if you think its necessary. Just hope she doesn't come over within the hour that it'll take for the ride to show up. Good luck mang
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>>722277446
It wasnt intentional I was just too drunk to give a fuck.
>>722277620
No social media besides snapchat. Ill get a new phone in the morning, for now ill just take out the sim card. I handt thought of a new phone, thanks.
>>722277504
I have a clean record.
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>>722276942
Prolly kill your landlord, he has your id or bank account. Feel happy, OP. You will pay for the next 20 years
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>>722277733
>do the right thing

B8 or autism.
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Just run and when you get to your destination, make sure to delete your social media accts so the dumb cunt does not find you
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>>722277733
Lmaooo checkd
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>>722276942
run. make sure your flat does not have even a scrap of paper in it before you go.

also you should still feel bad about getting her pregnant and putting a new life in the position to be raised by people like that. when you get to calli, donate to some charity's or shit maybe.
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>>722277871
trash the sim too
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>>722277876
My friend was my landlord and he never asked me for an id or anything, I was living like an immigrant and laying him incash. I explained the situation to him and he agreed with me.

>>722277733
Nope fuck that. Im a bad person, guilty.
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ask to meet up for coffee or something and slip something in her drink so she miscarries
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>>722276942
Just kill her /b/ro

Have we all lost our senses?
Since when has murder been so wrong that we wouldn't do it to have a better life or to feel better or for fun or because your friend asked you to
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>>722276942
You should fuck with her a bit man, I mean might as well. Tell her to go to this big restaurant and you'll meet her there and then like make it seem like you're gonna marry her then don't show up haha
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>>722276942
if this is True you are a POS, and will never be a real man, just a dumb beta little boy! If your man enough to fuck, your man enough to deal with the consequences. I personally if you did this to my family member, Literally go Tony Soprano on you, and make sure you are in a wheelchair for the rest of your life!!!
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>>722276942
I'm glad you're running; your a massive piece of shit and the child deserves a real father, not a lil bitch boy wanna be.
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>>722277871
if she pays someone they can find your phone without its sim, you need to destroy it.

really destroy it.

look it up, they can trace you gps style without a battery and sim, just google it. you'll see what i mean.

>yfw OP is black
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>>722278157
This.
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>>722276942
>Now before you judge me, let me tell you why there's no way im having a kid with her.
You are having a kid with her though; you made that decision when you rawdogged her. And fat chance she's just going to let you run away. Once the courts get involved you're pretty much fucked
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>>722278157
>fat autistic neckbeard virgin detected
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>>722278118
Good idea
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>>722278076
This. Then run
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>>722276942
California is a fucking cesspool; the lowest society has to offer. It's no wonder that's where you're from. Probably a nigger, kek
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Honestly you're going to nigger out on some kid because you got drunk? Nut the fuck up and pay for an abortion. At that point if she wishes to keep the child I would nope the fuck out. But that's totally someone else's life you're fucking with at this point. Imagine growing up in California like you say not knowing why your dad doesn't want to see you. Kids don't know any better and it's your mistake. It's assholes like you that made my life difficult with my dumbass sisters
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>>722277733

>B'awwwww, I grew up without a daaaaaad

Cry moar faggot
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>>722277871
>>722277620 I'm this guy

I don't mean they're going to somehow triangulate your your phone signal to locate you, you idiot,you can put your SIM card back in. you're for sure getting found if she gets a lawyer to go after you. I mean that your cell phone company has your address on file, and any new address you might have. So you better make sure she never gets your new number.
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>>722276942
Just fake your death bro.
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>>722278157
>multiple !

femanon detected
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>>722276942
>>calls her and her family stupid
>>raw dogs her and knocks her up anyway

sounds like you fit right in OP
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>>722278157
Hahahahaha comedy gold
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>>722278307
Kek
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>>722278188
Fuuuuck I wanted to play gta on my trip to cali. Its a long drive ughhhhhh. I guess i wont be able to reply anymore in a few mins anons.
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>>722277733
>>722277288
>>722277200
what the hell is going on in here
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i find this funny because my girl and i always go raw and have inly had like two scares, get your pull out game up
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>>722278226
no 35yr old Veteran and Father. Also my sperm donor of a father ran out on us also because he was a Pussy, Just like OP and Just like you!!
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>>722278307
das pretty gude
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>>722278463
>no 35yr old Veteran and Father

suuuure...
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Wow.

Many men been down this path.

I think you should at least ask her to do an abortion.

But if the answer is no I would not walk away from the kid. A boy or a girl will grow up without a father and suffer much because of it. The kid will need you.

I'm my opinion if you can't stop the baby early then you need to be a parent.

Sorry mate Biology is a cruel mistress.
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>>722278285
Nigger i already told you shes pro life, she wont get an abortion.
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Get a Google Voice Number. You can select any zip code you want
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>>722276942
You should at least let her know where you stand on the issue, and if she insists on having the child anyway, then it's not exactly like you're shirking responsibility -- if abortion wasn't an option, it'd be a bit of a different story

Having a kid should be a mutual decision, and if she's dumb enough to wanna raise a kid without a father, then that's on her.
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Kick in the stomach OP, it's your only hope.
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>>722278185
This, you're doing the kid a favor by giving him/her the chance of a better life without your pussy ass in it
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>>722278157
Neckbeard.
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This is such bad bait
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>>722278157
We all know you won't do shit faggot, if some guy fucked your sister and dumped her ass even if he lived across the street your pussy bitch ass wouldn't do shit other than post fb status about it, not public obviously you wouldn't want matt to see them and come beat your ass, so cut the crap and stop trying to act cool, there are no girls here to fall in your with your chivalry, you just make yourself look like a fool, fucking retard
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>>722278076
Actually kinda clever. Fucked up, but clever. Don't do this.

>>722278221
This. So you need to reevaluate what the hell you think your doing. My father was a deadbeat. So you're scum. Luckily my mother is awesome. But this girl? Doesn't sound like it. Adoption is the best option for you. To a good family too. Please.
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do it OP run, enjoy your life
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>>722278291
I used to work for AT&T cell side. Whoever the account holder is has their social security number on file. He's fucked basically.
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>>722278307
Lulz
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>>722276942
I live in Cali, I can tell you how to make this all go away for some money and/or weed
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>implying anyone on 4chan has ever had sex

Also, evolution is a lie, illegals fuck up countries and abortion is evil. The only mistake she made was you.
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>>722278285
OP clearly stated her family is religious and dumb, abortion is out the picture... You only have one life, why should OP waste it with some dumb cunt that thinks the bible is the literal truth?

Plenty of retarded white knights like you will come to her rescue to show her how true man stick forever so she will get some new daddies for her kids, don't worry fat virgin
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Where's the fuckn nudes /b/ro
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>>722278763

I agree.

If you walk away at least have the guts to be 100 percent honest with her. I think you will be suprised at the result.

"I just wanted to fuck, I don't love you, Don't want this kid. Please have an abortion"
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>>722278779
Even if I dont have my own address and I never use my bank account? My parents' house is under my stepmom's name and she has a different last name than me and my father. They never got married either so I figured it would be a pain in the ass to find me. Im hoping it buys me enough time to change my name.
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>>722278810
>>722278763
>>722278647
>>722278463
>>722278285
>>722278281
>>722278221
>>722278185
>>722278157
>>722277733

dont worry, im sure she will find some bleeding heart beta cuckold to pay for OP's kid.

someone kinda like you faggots
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>>722279077
she is a god nut, you think she is going to kill gods baby
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>>722278463
Unless your reddit group of fat virgins has a ranking system where you are the Vet and virgin in charge, I call bs
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>>722278307
Kek
/Thread
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>>722279057

Also the blame is 90% the woman.

They have a birth control medicine we do not.

Only a dumb or gold digging cunt fucks some guy she does not love and is not on birth control
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>>722276942
Nah, stick with her for a bit. Then when the child is born, develop a drinking problem and extremely abusive (physical abuse and molestation optional). Sooner or later she'll get a restraining order so you never see them again. Let her do all the work, while you sit back with a beer. Might take a bit longer than what you want, but it's basically foolproof. :)
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>>722279107
Changing your name only leaves more of a paper trail, idiot. Your social is on file with your cell company.
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>>722278408
Yo you're fine she won't be looking for you fucking tomorrow unless you told her you're leaving
Fucktards
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charge your phone and put it on low power mode, lock it with incredibly difficult password.
send it by ups to some random business address in Colorado with nothing else in the package. shut off service in a few days.

then leave for cali
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>>722279077
>OP states she is a god dumb freak
>uhhh idk bro ask her for abortion?
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Be an adult and accept responsibility for your actions. I remember those kids that grew up without fathers from school, the girls were sluts and the boys couldn't control their anger. You can't run away from everything in life. Grow up and be a man
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>>722276942
You're a terrible person is all.
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>>722279145

Sometimes women respond correctly when you hammer them with some heavy truth. Just try it.

You can still run but at least have the guts to lead.
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>>722279236
But my phone company is metropcs and they never asked me for my social or anything.
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>>722278463
I respect fat virgin neck beards more than you
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>>722278988
>hao can evolvation be fur real if dem monkeys evolve still be monkeus
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If she has your phone number than she automatically has your address and real name because that's on file with the phone company.

Even if you destroyed your phone right now, removed the SIM card etc, they would still find you, track you down, etc.

Since she's going to make you pay for this for the next 18 years your best bet is to talk to her and get her to do an abortion or at least let her know that you have no intention of being a father. Running like this actually hurt you because the court can use it against you.
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>>722279295
Nah, that's gay.
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>>722278665
Convince her to sign a legal document, something that says you don't have anything to do with the kid, you don't pay anything, etc
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>>722276942

Wow!

Even I was enough of a man to stick around for my wife's son!

You're just a scumbag with no compassion!
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>>722278763
Then OP has to pay child support for 18 fucking years!
Go to bed child, we're talking about adult stuff that you don't fully understand.
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>>722279272

Women treat religion like their favorite tv show anon.

Its funny how easily their beliefs fall apart when real life happens.
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>>722279295
>You can't run away from everything in life
>literally witnessed bunch of kids that were a living proof that you can infact run from everything in life
>being this retarded
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>>722279195
>Implying she doesn't love him
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>>722279404
>Even I was enough of a man to stick around for my wife's son!

please be B8
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/thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwjNBjqR-c
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>>722279217
Stockholm syndrome is a very real variable though.
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>>722276942
Typical liberal form cali
Kill you self
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>>722279057
Yea never waste your life for the good of anyone else you're your only friend
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You are so fucked OP ! I've been down that exact same path, just get used to the idea of paying for the next 18 years, then drop her, and after that try to not suck too much as a father.

You can't run away, and she will make you pay, so just accept it. You had 10 secs of pleasure that will cost you 18 years of troubles !

Being a father, though, is nice ! So cling to this !
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They are gonna find you either way so pay now or pay even more later when this bitch REALLY hates your guts.
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>>722279476

True.

But I've looked a woman in the eye and said "i don't love you".

And the result was powerful.
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there's always Baja mexico
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>>722279328
Wtf are you guys talking about? Metropcs never asked me for personal info like my social security. They did ask for my name and adress but I definitely put in a fake one. Idk about my name tho, I mightve used my real one.
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>>722279371
Doesn't matter, the state will make him pay child support. Both parents could agree that he doesn't have to pay but the state will throw him in jail if he doesn't.
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OP you can be like >>722279525
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>>722279499
option A
>stay
>be with girl he doesn't like, only for sex which will probably descend once she gets fat and mom mode
>be fucked money wise cuz, kid, new family, bills
>waste better years of his life


option B
>go away
>fuck the dumb slut
>white knight like the trillion in these thread take care of the kid
>fuck bitches
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>>722279679
>>722279525
samefag
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>>722279589
Then you have a burner, that means you're good.
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>>722276942
>raw dogged her
>didnt intend to get her pregnant

Fucking hell people are stupid. I'd tell you to kill yourself but you'd probably fuck that up too you fucking retard.
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>>722279311
Yeah, just rehearse a speech about why a pro-life position is illogical and irresponsible and only serves to increase suffering in the world.

Sounds like she's probably too far gone at this point, tho.
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>>722279578
I'll flee the country if I have to. i just need to buy me some time.
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>>722279525
How exactly do you think they will find him? Get an order to make Apple/samsung give his location cuz some dumb bimbo fucked raw? lmao
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>>722279589
Yeah, this is fake. MetroPCS would want to be able to send you to collections if you didn't pay. I'm calling bullshit.
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>>722278188
I'm almost an electrical engineer and calling bullshit on this.
>without sim? Theoretically, as the mac address is supposed to be unique, but in order to trace you with that she'd have to get to your provider who would have to accept giving away confidential data. Could be done my alphabet soup agencies in order to trace terrorists.
>without batter?
Fuck no, phones are cool, but they require a battery for basic operation. There's sometimes another battery in there for minimal services like keeping the date and time, establishing a connection is not part of minimal operation because it requires (relative) large amounts of power.
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>>722279487
They're already exes, it'll just be a more permanent reason to stay away.
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>>722279217
This actually might work
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What OP doesn't seem to understand is that phone companies don't care about Social Security numbers from you because they get them from external sources after verifying your details; I mean Verizon was working with the NSA do you really think that they're going to allow any accounts to not have this data they don't need it from you they just need to get it from somewhere and validate that you're you. The cold hard truth is OP is fucked, the account knows exactly who he is, and he can't run and if he tries he is fucked even more .
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>>722279800
If you dont pay they just cut your service. i would go into the store and pay my bill with cash every month. You realize they dont have contracts there?
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>>722279785
the courts would supena the carrier for his information to locate him.

apple and Samsung have nothing to do with anything except making shitty phones
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>>722276942
Tell her that if she doesn't get an abortion you'll kill her whole family, then kill her.
If she doesn't get an abortion, do it, because you're just as fucked anyway.
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>>722276942
>>722278068
>>722279589
Why'd you lie and hide about literally everything? Are you worried the frogs are turning gay, or are you just a nigger?
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>>722279800
MetroPCS is prepaid, either this is b8 or autism
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>>722276942
what a massive spineless faggot you are. I hope she gets the little fucker plunged so he doesnt grow up to be scum like his old man
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You should try to get out of the country. Find work in Canada or Europe and move there

If she ever gets state assistance they will do everything they can to track you down including scouring DNA databases and looking for familial matches.

I expect privacy to become even less in the USA over the coming years. So you will probably be caught. You will owe child support fo all previous years. If she catches you when the kid is 17 you could be out hundreds of thousands of dollars.

So get out of the USA.
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>>722278157
SAD
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>>722276942
>She's hot

Post her pic.
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>>722279915
Point. I'm still with the murder card
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>>722279525
>>722279711
samefag
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>>722279405
He's planning on leaving without a fucking trace, dumbfuck. Does it seem like he has any intention of doing that? Because that's not the impression I'm getting.
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>>722279964
Because im paranoid af. I dont like giving out my real info just incase im ever in a situation like this one. I always thought I was be running away hecause I owed money, not from a baby tho lol. I really fucked up. Anyways my ride is almost here so i might stop replying in a bit.
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>>722276942
...You are going to teach her about evolution, but you have no interest in rearing your offspring successfully. Ironic.
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>>722280091
lool
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>>722280157
See you then NIGGA
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>>722280085
Post pics tho
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You're only making the inevitable worse. Either be a fucking man and be responsible for your own spawn, or get it aborted or get it put up for adoption if you REALLY can't. You have nobody to blame for this but yourself. I know you don't want to hear that, and I sound like a stuck up asshole, but the truth hurts.
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>>722280157
Wow, you really are gettin the fuck outta dodge, huh?
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>>722280289
Nah id rather take a chance. If I get caught too bad, but im not going out without a fight.
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>>722278188
Not 100% true, but they can still trace you using your phone's IMEI.
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>>722278647
The fuck you on about saying the kid "needs" a father? I was raised by a single mother. Didn't need my father for anything. Saying some child needs a father is fucking retarded.
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>>722280238
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>>722280430
this. i got more fucked up when my father came back after years.
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>>722280423
Only if he uses the same phone though.
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>when you see anons getting called out for samefagging when you've done it about ten times in this thread
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>>722280545
man up and reveal yourself then faggot
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>>722280080
This
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>>722280596
Why bother with samefagging?
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>>722280430
Your argument is invalid when the mother is a retarded, uneducated Christian.
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>>722277552
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>>722280545
fuk off OP
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>>722276942
Douche, man up you fucking shit lord
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If youre leaving witnesses that can identify you youre fucked op. You should get that pussy and make her a soldier of a wife and raise the kid right. Unless shes in her late 20s she can be trained.
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>>722276942
That's nigger tier... Are you one?
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>>722280545
>>722280596
same fag
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u smelt it
u dealt it
take responsibility
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>>722280660
>>722280698
Retards thinking they're me.
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Go to Mexico or Russia for a year or so, then go to Cali
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>>722280430
And you know how hard that was on your mom probably? Fucking think of someone other than you dick weed.
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>>722277871
Don't use drinking as an excuse, you are no less responsible for your actions after you CHOOSE to drink. You're both fucking idiots for letting it happen. Good luck getting away though, I would do the same if I was straight.
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I wonder how many of the anons calling OP names are female. Show tits, cunts!
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>>722276942
Why not marry her?
If you have the same values differences of opinion dont matter.
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>>722276942
Don't be a shitbag. Take care of your fucking kid and your woman.
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>>722276942
weak pasta b8
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>>722279693
Option 3
Stay with her till kid is born, smother with excessive blankets in crib. Blame SIDS become too emotional to stay after death leave
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>>722280669
You're saying that OPs child needs him to be there too fight and argue with its mother about religion so OP becomes hated by half of this childs family. Yeah all the fighting between the families will do the kid loads of good and no harm. You keep thinking that.
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>>722280384
Running =\= going out without a fight
Fucking millennials
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>>722278157
>man enough to fuck

You're fucking retarded, there's nothing 'manly' about sticking your dick in something, it requires literally nothing of you
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So you,re a nigger then? You are doomed. Also your parents place will get wiped out when the damn brakes tomorrow.
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>>722280973
This
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>>722279864
What if he request a number change. Can't think that the phone company would keep track of his previous member. They would give it out to someone else
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>>722277733
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>>722280864
My father left my mother when i was about 6yrs. My oldest brother was already helping my mother financially. So was my 2nd oldest brother. It wasn't hard for my mother. How about don't Talk out your ass without all the facts
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>>722277733
Why don't you suck the baby out for OP like the pussy whipped cuck you are?
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>>722279757
Go to Sweden and claim refugee status. That seems to get most people in.
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>>722276942
No matter what you do there are ways to trace you. If I'm able to do it, I am certain there are others as well.
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>>722281296
Wow you made you older brother waste his youth rasing your ass. My argument has even further evidence
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https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130723/12395923907/even-powering-down-cell-phone-cant-keep-nsa-tracking-its-location.shtml

According to Ryan Gallagher at Slate, the NSA, along with other agencies, are able to something most would feel to be improbable, if not impossible: track the location of cell phones even if they're turned off.
On Monday, the Washington Post published a story focusing on how massively the NSA has grown since the 9/11 attacks. Buried within it, there was a small but striking detail: By September 2004, the NSA had developed a technique that was dubbed “The Find” by special operations officers. The technique, the Post reports, was used in Iraq and “enabled the agency to find cellphones even when they were turned off.” This helped identify “thousands of new targets, including members of a burgeoning al-Qaeda-sponsored insurgency in Iraq,” according to members of the special operations unit interviewed by the Post.
Normally, turning a cell phone off cuts the connection to towers, effectively taking it off the grid and making it only traceable to the last point it was connected. The Post article doesn't explain exactly how the NSA accomplishes it, but other incidents over the past half-decade offer a few indications of how this might be done.


>>722279851
>>722279851


okay, so not battery out, but phone turned off yes they can
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>>722281384
You know she can just go to his old land Lord and as him what his full name was.
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>>722276942
OP if the girl was really a devout Christian she wouldn't fuck out of wedlock. Its her fault not yours. Leave the bitch.
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>>722281384

Throw the fucking cellphone into a river or hand it to a homeless man.
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>>722281384
Dude, I really don't think the NSA is going to get involved in the case.
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>>722281371
I didn't do shit. My brothers CHOSE to help my mother raise their two younger brothers. I asked them both why they did it. Know what my oldest brother told me? So he could have a babysitter for his kids.
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Guys, you seem to forget Jim from Treasure Planet didn't have a father.
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>>722281641
This
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Why are you on here asking questions cunt? Fucking run!
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>>722281641
Fuckin THIS
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>>722281520
if you read the link you'd know it says nsa developed it, and its used by the other agencies now.
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>>722281631
Yes that sounds like a shitty lie to make you feel not as bad. As I said before think about others not yourself
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Get back with her and then move away from her family. Eventually you can start to change her views.
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inb4 this was all bullshit and op just wanted to create arguments.
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>>722281790
It actually isn't. I love my nephew. I babysit for my brother 4 days a week.
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>>722281817
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
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>>722281958
Hard to believe i know. But what if? Think about it.
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>You're a piece of Shit for running anon
>what a faggot anon
Lolno
>Don't listen to the big gook brains
>ditch her quick and hide
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>>722281752
Nevertheless, law enforcement has better shit to do that track some dude across state lines who was practically undercover in the first place.
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>>722281641
JRPG protagonists don't have fathers either.
Your child is gonna save the world and kill God, OP.
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OP here with an update. So I gave my phone to my landlord before I left as a bribe for his silence and he was really cool about it. He told me I didnt need to bribe him because he wasnt a snitch but he'd be more than happy to take the phone.

My ride thinks we're just going to cali for weed lulz. Im using his shitty phone atm since i just have one of those shitty flip phones atm. I already miss my pixel but im sure my parents will buy me a new one.

Its gonna be a long ride anons.
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>>722276942
>crtl + f
>license plate
>0 results

anon and this entire thread is dumb
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I forwarded this thread to FBI , HOMELAND, INTERPOL, RCMP, NYPD.
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>>722276942
religious nuts? sex before marriage?

this doesnt add up
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>>722276942
okay so here's what you do
>tell her you will stay
>spend night with her
>get drunk
>when she's sleeping roll over and punch her in the stomach
>say you were drunk and sleeping
you can get another free fuck if possible
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You better stop using Facebook. And ask your acquaintances to not upload a pic with you on it. And don't ever use it like NEVER AGAIN.
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>>722276942
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>>722276942
well trump isn't doing bad so i don't see whats wrong with that but thats expected of a libtard to dip out when he was retarded to raw dog and now has a kid because of it. Dumbass you should of never stick your dick in crazy in the first place and if you do USE CONDOMS. I'm a PI OP let me tell you a few things first thing is really simple don't ever..ever get put into any kind of DNA/Fingerprint database. Next thing you need to delete social media completely because eventually one of your retarded friends will say something about your whereabouts. The next thing try to dox yourself and see if anything can come up. If you can find something you bet your ass someone else can. >A few tips now stop being a fucking retard
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>>722279739
Yeah, though if you were drunk and horny, I'd like to see you give a fuck
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>>722283007
i fucking misclicked and did a stupid > god now im the retard but not as bad as OP
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>>722276942
>california
>leftist
>feels no responsibility for his actions
>justifies being a piece of shit
you should join antifa or some shit, faggot.
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>>722282377
so other word's you're a fucking loser and couldn't even afford the kid if you tried.
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>>722282913
Im a shitty person but not that shitty.

>>722283007
Dont worry i havent had a facebook for 6 years and my record is clean so far. I'm thinking about getting clean to avoid any legal trouble in the future but I still have 9 months before that lil shit is born. I'll be checking on her social media every once in a while tho just incase I get lucky and some cuck fathers my child.
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Oddly relevant.
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>>722276942
>Is there any possibility that she'll ever find me?
Very high.
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>>722281237
You're an idiot. Of course they have records of number transfers.
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She could probably find you, but from what you tell us she's not smart enough to.
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>>722276942
You're a faggot that doesn't deserve a girl like that. Her family sounds based, too.

You should probably kill yourself immediately.
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>>722283528
you know whats funny is this. Im a PI could actually get a court order to get the IP for the phone you're messaging from. Then use the GPS locator that last stopped off in cali then find your friend. I gaurntee you this man you better trust that friend because if she presses charges and gets a lawyer you're friend will rat you out with the amount of shit they can get you with. JUST A HEADS UP don't come to 4chan and snitch on yourself saying you're about to ditch a bitch and not pay for it.
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>lied about your name
dude you started the relationship on false pretenses. you're got damned human waste with no morals. you're a piece of shit who justifies doing awful fucking things by "oh but look how it inconveniences me". this is why the rest of the fucking country hates cali and the piece of dogshit, cunt ass, weak, self centered motherfuckers who come from there.
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>>722276942
this is my first time on /b/ in several years and this thread is fucking awful
moralfags typing like they're on facebook as far as the eye can see
OP, get rid of any online identities or profiles you have that she knows about or can trace back to you. do you have a car?
do your parents know about the kid? are they the type that would tell her where you are and force you to raise it?
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>>722276942

Work, school, whatever you are involved in now they (law enforcement/courts) will track your S.S. # and find you.

Welcome to eighteen years of child support payments you can't afford. Hope that raw dogging was worth it, since it's going to cost you tens of thousands of dollars now.
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i fucking hope she finds you and you spend the next 18 years paying for the child like you fucking deserve. weak bitch.
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>>722283413
Go back to /pol/ with that bullshit faggot
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>>722276942
>Going to parent's house
>Thinks he won't be found

Even if you told her a fake hometown you have given her your real legal name right? It will be easy to find you if you are moving back in with the folks look up which state has better paternity laws and go there or leave to somewhere less obvious
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Hopefully a beta cuckold will father your nigger son anon.
Good luck baka
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>>722283757
Go for it idgaf

>>722283814
I didnt lie about my name just where I was from.

>>722283816
Yeah these guys are retarded. My parents would definitely force me to man up and raise it but theyre the type of parents who will believe anything I say. They can never know.

Should I get rid of my snapchat as well? I was really hoping I could keep that one. I dont have a car either but my parents will give me one of theirs if I ask for it. It's proabbly wise to keep it under their name tho. I just hate having to ask for their help.
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Why haven't any pics of her been uploaded yet? Wtf op. If you are gonna fuck her over like this you might as well keep it up and dump those nudes.
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>>722276942

Be a responsible adult if you do big boy things. You didn't wrap it, you're a fuck yard.

On the plus side your parents get to pay child support and hopefully you maintain this whole "I don't want it" attitude so you won't be there to be a shitty influence of your kid.
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Don't upload her pics OP. That might get you fucked up by one of these anons.
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>>722284269
how many mutual friends do the both of you have on snapchat? if none i guess you could, but it's still a risk. if you want to really play it safe, get rid of it.
i know you probably don't wanna reveal too much info in case someone you know is reading this thread, but how far away from california is the state you're currently in? the exact state would be great but even a time zone would be okay. just out of curiosity.
i would stay away from using any cars really for at least a few years. in the off chance you get in an accident they're gonna take names. you're gonna need to lay low for quite a while.
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>>722284666
Fuck, trips of truth.
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>>722284492
Im not an idiot. Havent you seen the amount of white knights here? If i posted her nudes those faggots wouldve tried to track her down and tell her everything i said. Either way, those nudes are gone forever. I deleted everything before I gave away my phone.
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>>722276942
Dumbass nigger
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>>722284269
whats funny is you'll be like IDGAF then when you're paying child support then you care.
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>>722284269
Here is the real deal to get out of this boss okay either get some GHB or roofies or something spike her drink while she is fucked up give her those abortion pills she thinks she drank to much and then she will miscarriage and you will get off Scott free
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>>722284714
Yeah I guess ill just make a new one. I wont tell you how far but to give you an idea, the last time I went there it took us 9-10 hours to get there so pretty fucking far.
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>>722276942
Sent an archive link of this thread. Since it's across borders, have fun dealing with fed's instead of state police.
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>>722276942
Don't be a faggot. Be a man. You'll regret it, even if she'll never find you. Believe me.
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>>722276942
so many whte knight moral fags

Fly away to another country OP, if she want to find you, she will.
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I'm a dox-fag anon and I can tell you with 100% certainty there's not much you can do if she gets a PI.

Your best bet would be to get a room with someone and not have a house in your name.

Don't try to vote. And search your name on Google for hours and remove any and all records.

You can fully detrace yourself, but it wouldn't be an easy task.
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>>722276942
spend several hours deleting yourself from the internet
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>>722277733
Fuck up idiot the kid will come out better anyway without this faggot as his dad
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>>722284911

kek
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>>722285019
Ive tried googling myself before and nothing came up just a bunch of different people. I never did much with my life so i doubt im in the system.
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>>722284886
i'm assuming that's by car, which means either alaska or the western reaches of the bible belt area.
everyone is saying that if she gets a PI you're fucked, and that's probably true, but if she's as dumb as you say then she won't even think about doing it. like the others said, spend as much time as you can erasing yourself from the web. if everything you've told us is true, you really can get away with this.
worst comes to worst, if you're at least vaguely ethnic looking just apply for asylum in some euro country under a muslim sounding name and get free benefits in a foreign land forever where she'll never find you.
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>>722284142
>calling out liberal numale pieces of shit
>go back to p-pol, we all want to suck each others dicks here!
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Fake story is fake
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I reckon 90% of nigga's chans are all about this. Get out of /b/ you monkey man.
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>>722276942
Before leaving, I would punch her in the stomach as hard as you could.
>check em
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>>722285302
If you want me to suck your dick, all you have to do is ask bby
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>>722285443
Let's see them lips first boy
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how much does she know about you?
How involved on Social Media are you?
Has she ever transferred money online to you?
Do you mainly use cash or card?

So many questions anon
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OP is just getting a male abortion. That's all.
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>>722285270
Unfortunately i got my mom's pale skin rather than my dad's.

I'm mostly worried about the mom, she always seemed like the clever type who just agreed with her husbands ideals.

I really dont want to flee to some shithole in south america.

She's hot so I can only hope that some cuck fathers my child so I dont have to live like an illegal for 18 years.
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>>722279217
oh wow, that's actually a pretty interesting idea
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>>722276942
Work on your pullout game you retarded faggot. The Fuck did you expect? I know you came in that pussy too
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>>722276942
Be a man OP father that little shit stain.
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>>722276942
Typical liberal faggot scum here.
God forbid you be a responsible human being.
Do the world a favor, cut off your cock or kill yourself.
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>>722279217
Don't do this anon.

You don't want a paper trail attached to this. It's not like she can get a restraining order just because, the courts will want a reason. That will probably mean felony charges for you (even if they don't stick that's no joke).

Also, depending on what state you are in right now the courts will require all sorts of shit. Here the culture is pretty religious and mostly Catholic. Before you can get a divorce they'll make you go through counseling and shit to try and fix things.

Time to man up and leave.
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