You wake up the next morning and the first thing you see

Fuck her brains out and cum inside

Insist that I already paid and call her pimp.

tell moma to her buthole outta my face

>>722272277
swear off drinking

>>722272277
Breakfast in bed

Oh boy this thread again? Gee wiz post this again as soon as it 404's!

>722272277
>get dressed
>proceed to bathroom
>piss
>brush teeth
>go about my day

Stick my nose so far up her asshole that when I pull it out they'll hail me King of England

>>722272277
let my dogs outside to use the bathroom

File: tired little anime girl.jpg (226KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

226KB, 800x600px

rub my eyes to wake myself up
then get on with the rest of my meaningless existence

Okay its a repulsive Chinese twat but morning wood is morning wood..spit on the fuckhole plunge the dick in and pop a quick cumblast inside then tell he to gtfo

Eat the ass

File: 1484124517793.png (1MB, 1073x803px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1073x803px

>>722272958
This and then fuck it nice and good and blow a load into it.

File: tapthat.jpg (13KB, 300x222px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 300x222px

>>722272277
Ayyyy!!

>>722272277
Eat dat ass

File: 7313_807e_480.jpg (65KB, 800x522px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 800x522px

>>722272277
>>722272577
>>722274077
>>722274299

File: marty-feldman.jpg (66KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 2048x1536px

Take a big sniff and ask "who baked fresh hot cinnamon rolls?"