ITT: We erotic role play. I'll start. *I pounce on you

Bump :3

Wtf is the owo about, I keep seeing it, is it supposed to be a facial expression or something?

>>722269230
Yes, a face. That I make all the time <3

>>722268957
my weiner is also hard, we have this in common

yiff in hell, furfag.
>dubs get

Come one someone. Get those dubs :3 I'm waiting!

>>722269298
Can you explain it to me? What am I supposed to be seeing?

this is some next level uncomfortable cringe shit

nigger Stands*

want my didlely dindong ?

>>722268957
Loli time!
http://www.ipanon.com

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>>722269519
Like this

Repair my sandels midget FagotronInvader!

*Waits for you to respond, poking you with a pouty face.* - OP here :3

>>722269907
Okay, I get it. But damnit if that example isn't horrifying

>>722269967
Reroll , so close ..

>>722270039
Yay! It's super kawii, not Kawi!

You need to get your vauls up straight so you can fit this Cocketree in you rectum walls.

>>722270227
Redamns Rerroll

-op here- Someone get dubs! D:

>>722270287
Fuck reeroll

>>722270338
I know you are, but what am I ;)

you get this slidering nuts off you vocal saliba walled mouth .

>>722270445
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DAMIT

>>722270432
A faggot.

ReNeggerd activated!

>>722270627
Get dubs and you can tell me that silly <3

Allahu akbar.

>>722270627
i lke puertorican faggots

ew, youre fucking disgusting

>>72227076WinRar

>>722270766
winnar

>>722270766
*Licks your chin.* "Daddy, I love when you talk to me like that. <333 "

>>722270729
>>722270766
You got your response.

>>722270729
A
>>722270766
fuck.

>>722270875
*slap nigger to floor*

>>722270875
this is not a roleplay, i really fucking hate you

>>722268957
I sperm you my fuck a cum

>>722270875
OP here. :3 Forgot to tag me, lol

>>722270992FaggotronInvader9000

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>>722270940

>>722271163
Rerooll

>>722270766
I smash your face with a light stand to get things really kinky

>>722271244
WinRaR

>>722271274
Reroll

>>722271411
REROLL FOR ACTUALLY ROLE PLAYING SEQUENCE

>>722271411
Second win Rar

>>722271411
Winrar

>>722271274
>>722271163
-Op here-

"Oooh, I love those nicknames like "FaggottronInvader9000"." *I get hit by the light stand with a giggle, my head hitting the floor hard, creating a pool of blood as I giggle loudly, purring.*

>>722271564
"FO Aqui Apesta Mal , me cago en la madre que te pario" i said in spanish.

>>722271564
I lick my hand and slowly but progressively shove it deeply up your asshole as I lick your fresh open wounds clean like a kitty.

>>722271813
>"FO Aqui Apesta Mal , me cago en la madre que te pario" i said in spanish.
rerrol

>>722271835
REROLL FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

>>722271849
Rerollerino

>>722271910
Rawlin

>>722271923
>me Rerolling

>>722271984
rerereroll

>>722271974
Reroll for fist up ass while licking head wound

>>722272028
I will have this....

>>722272023
rererererererere rolling

>>722272107
rerolllll

>>722272106
RAWL

>>722271564
I drop my pants in a vehement rage, revealing my erection of hatred. I grab you by the neck forcefully, and flip you on your stomach.

>>722272145
fuck rerolll

>>722272160
One more for ass fist and head wound then I give up

>>722272200
WinRar

>>722272200
"Gg faggot" I replied, as I got off the floor and smashed you with the broken lightstand.

suck me pls

>>722271813
OwO *Giggles a bit, losing a lot of blood.* "Por que mi papi?" *I drag myself out of the blood, laying my head on your chest, soaking you in blood.* "We may need to go to the doctor :c" - Op here

>>722272473
I wrap my arm around your neck and hold you steady, and beat you with my other fist several times as I exhale angrily.

>>722272583
I wrap my arm around your neck and hold you steady, and beat you with my dick several times as I exhale angrily.

>>722272729
I strike you across the room violently, flipping you over furniture and sending you crashing into the walls.

>>722272822
-op here- *I yelp as I am knocked about the room. I lay in the wall, under a pile of furniture.* "Why are you doing this?" *I frown, standing up, before charging you to take you to the floor, slimy from all the blood, and leaving a slippery trail on the floor.*

>>722273047
I grab you mid-charge, and swing you 180 degrees, and drop you hard on the floor. As you lay there with the wind knocked out of you, I kneel over your chest. I put my hand over your mouth.

And I tell you to stop talking, before beating you in the face with an open palm.

>>722273338
I grab you mid charge, and break your wrist. I twist your arm behind your back, and press you against the wall, telling you to be quiet.

>>722273423
I trip you and you smash your face into the floor. I put my foot on your back and step down hard.

>>722273504
I hold my fist out, and you run face-first into it.

>>722273601
Fuck it, reroll.
>>722273338

>>722273719
reroll

>>722273782
fuck shit dicks

>>722273884
ass tit flap

I grab you mid charge, and break your cock. I twist your cock behind your back, and press you against the wall, telling you to be quiet.

I trip you and you smash your cock into the floor. I put my foot on your cock and step down hard.

I hold my cock out, and you run cock-first into it.

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>>722274033

>>722274033
Op here - *I let out a VERY loud moan as my cock shatters under the weight, instantly cumming all over the place until a messy pool of thick blood and cum would be under us. I would very obviously be suffering from severe blood loss.* OwO "What should we do now?" *I lean up to hug your foot into my chest, still coming down from climax.*

>>722274318
Attempt to angrily remove pants again.

fuck you

>>722274460
Attempt to throw household object at cat nigger faggot.

>>722274553
Angrily yell about not being able to get repeating digits.

Kick cat nigger faggot.

I ask if you want to role play

>>722274623
Angrily yell about not being able to get repeating digits.

Insert foot into cat nigger faggot anus.

Need that edgelord to post some more violent stuff that can be swapped with cocks.

>>722272822
Lmfao insanely

>>722274623
>>722274723
Angrily yell about getting 23 twice.

Bend down and throw cat nigger faggot onto table for this anon.
>>722274744

Shove finger down cat nigger faggot's mouth, fuck.

>>722274985
Shove cock down cat nigger faggot's cock, fuck.

>>722274318
I cry as I realize that in my meth induced state I have hurt you badly, then I offer to bandage you up and buy you ice cream cuz hospitals are fucking expensive.

>>722274744
>>722274869
-Op here- * I blink at you, skin going pale.* "I don't know if it's the blood loss, but you sound silly :c" *I gasp as you throw me onto the table.* "We already did sex! We have to do something else now, like go to the bank. Our W2 forms are due soon~"

>>722275066
-OP here- "It's okay. I forgive you <3 Ice cream sounds great! :D"

Kik:

yegero

>>722275233
Overcome with rage, slap cat nigger faggot as hard as possible. Tell cat nigger faggot that the only bank to see a W2 form from me is inside his ass.

>>722275233
I scream angrily as the second wave of my high erupts and cause me to pull a heavy bookcase over me. Crushed by the book case I beg you to get enough ice cream for both of us and threaten to kill you if you even think to go to the Hospital.

>>722275300
-Op here- "I don't know what that means. :c"

>>722275452
Reroll plus add scenario... bring in a sexy third party who works at H&R block so we can " get our taxes done "

>>722275452
I scream angrily as the second wave of my high erupts and causes me to pull a heavy bookcase over me. Pinned by the bookcase, I call you a nigger faggot fuck as I angrily beat the ground and struggle to break free. I swear that I will beat your stupid ass for making me topple a bookcase on myself. I swear I'll foot the hospital bill by fucking your mouth raw with my fist.

>>722275555
He wants you to message him on kik so you can fuck each other in the ass.
>>722275635 reroll

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>>722275555
Do you know what QUADS mean motherfucker?

>>722275724
-Op here, out of character- I know what it is. But I'm not going to kick a gay dude. This is a premium roleplay thread and I don't want that here yo. I react to all dubs in roleplay.

>>722275699
Kek good lord m8

>>722275759
-op here. Check em son-

>>722275885
>and here, I assumed we were both gay.
>even tho I'm secretly str8

>>722275699
-op here- I walk over to near you, but out of your reach. "You are so silly." *I laugh, causing blood to fling from my mouth and land on your face.*

>>722275699
I wiggle my now crippled body out from under the bookcase and cry out in vain for a sandwich

>>722276112
The moment the blood splatters against my cheek, I become incoherently vehement. I throw the bookcase off of me, and aggressively grab the cat nigger faggot with the strength of about three angry steroid users.

I yell a fuckword right in his ear.

>>722276112
I lick the blood you spat on my face, and reach desperately to slap your face. Though you're slightly out of reach. I begin to call upon the powers of Satan to heal my body and allow me to shoot the bookcase up and over my body with a massive crash.

>>722276311
-op here- *I moan as you grab me.* "But we have to go to the bank! D:" *I flinch as you yell in my ear.* "Remember what the marriage councilor said about inside voices :c"

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What the fuck am I even doing in this thread? If dubs get I do this to op

>>722276509
I scream "FUCK THE MARRIAGE COUNSELOR you are my nigger cat faggot and I will eat you!!!" Then I throw you blood drained body onto the bed with the might if Satan and commerce to filing tax returns in the office while screaming in tongues.

>>722276552
roll

>>722276552
reroll

>>722276715
Reroll God damnit.

>>722276552
OK nvm roll for this.

>>722276792
Roollllll

>>722276552
........

I mutter something about showing you what an inside voice is, then tell you that I have yet to deposit a check.

I take a book and hit you with it several times. Then I pin you underneath my legs, and forcibly wrap my ripped shirt tightly across your head. Then I pin you against the table, and forcibly use your hands to undo my pants. I lick the blood off your lips, and call you a dumb faggot.

>>722276552
.

>>722276552
rollin

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This thread is a prime example of why God has forsaken us.

>>722276552
Murder OP by skull fuck

>>722276552
rollerino

>>722276552
rawlin

>>722276805
nice feet

>>722276950
I mutter something about showing you what an inside cock is, then tell you that I have yet to deposit a cock.

I take a cock and hit you with it several times. Then I pin you underneath my cock, and forcibly wrap my ripped cock tightly across your cock. Then I pin you against the cock, and forcibly use your cock to undo my cock. I lick the blood off your cock, and call you a dumb faggot.

Op is immune it seems.

>>722277034
You knew what you were doing when you came here

>>722276552
Also roll for this

>>722276552
goddamnit get already

>>722276950
>>722276552
I mutter something about showing you what an inside voice is, then tell you that I have yet to deposit a check.

I take a book and hit you with it several times. Then, I pin you against the floor, and forcibly use your hands to undo my pants. I lick the blood off your lips, and call you a dumb faggot.

Then I begin to press my dick against your eye as hard as possible.

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>>722269389
ha newfag

>>722276552
roll

>>722276552
i put on my robe and wizard hat, and do this to op

-op here- Someone get dubs... :c

>>722277412
repeating digits

>>722277714
Son of a fuck.

>>722277748
Well, at least I got hard thinking about fucking someone's eye socket.

>>722276552
One more roll

>>722277412
Just put our collective dicks into his eye until it pops out.

>>722276552
Goddamnit just get already! I wanna skull fuck op to death so fucking badly!

I... didn't know that about myself. Fuck it. Roll.

Op and me go to the bank, to file our taxes.

>>722277990
Rerolling once more.

>>722278081
Satan shit fuck.

I grab the cat nigger faggot's head and use my other hand to poke out his eye in one swift motion. Then I force him on his knees.

-op here- *Just stares at you, bleeding everywhere.*

>>722278169
I grab the cat nigger faggot's head and helicopter slap him in the eye with my cock.

>>722278241
I jump to the top of the table and choke slam the cat nigger faggot.

>>722276552
SKULL FUCK OP

>>722276552
roll

>>722276552
rawlin

I grab OP by the hand, saying how sorry I am, asking if we should go to the bank now.

>>722276552
reroll

>>722278343
I get angry at my repeating digit impotence and manhandle the cat nigger faggot.

>>722278455
I fucking wasted the dubs, fuck.

-OP is seeming to be immune to that roll. Will be for sure if dubs get-

>>722276552
roll...

>>722276552
roll....

>>722276552
roll..........

>>722278455
-Op here- *Giggles as you man handle me.* "It's ok :3. I forgive you <3"

I straight up fuck the cat nigger faggot in the eye like a sowing machine.

>>722276552
What is even happening here? Roll.

>>722278593
Slap giggles out of cat nigger faggot
>>722278594
then this.

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>>722276552
Reroll. Check em

*Teleports behind you* Excuse you... Why are you manhandling a poor furry? *Saves the cat from the autistic btard and teleports outside with the cat* sorry milday............... I will heal you *cums on the cat, healing his wounds.* Remember my fedora baby *leaves*

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>>722278593
Slap cat nigger faggot so hard, that the smile runs away from his face, and tears form.

Look him in the eyes.

Tell him to kneel.

>>722276552
fucking reroll

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>>722268957
I love Spiderman threads

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Spiderman thread

>>722276552
last roll

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Haha loser fags

>>722278804
Grab this nigger out of the thread and into the room, and fuck his eye out instead.

>>722278804
Rer oll

>>722276552
... last roll

I kill myself

>>722278808
I just want to break OP.

>>722276552
You know what, nah, I'm not giving up. I'm gonna get this get

>>722278991
Just a lot.

>>722276552
This one right here, watch.

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-Op here- Whats wrong? Can't kill me? *I float in the air laughing.*

>>722276552
Right here. Get.

>>722276552
One more try

>>722279025
I can't get no repeating digits.

>>722276552
I've wasted my life

>>722279133
>>722279144
We did it, anons. With my autism, and your collective hope, we can achieve anything.

>>722279144
wew lad

time for bed

>>722279242
Sometimes, the juice is worth the squeeze

>>722270444

>>722279133
>>722279144
-Op here- *I giggle for a moment before I am snatched from the air, forced to my knees and the dick goes through my eyeball. I yelp out in pain.* "But the bank!? D:" *Blood drains from me and I collapse on the ground, exploding into gore that splatters the walls and ground, and you in viscera. The gay cat fag is defeat. Player wins.*

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>>722279409

"Oh fuck, I've gotta take a fat shit all the sudden!"
*pulls down pants and forcefully ejects a two foot long, fist thick, rancid smelling shit log into your face*

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>>722279409
I am upset that I was not able to violate you further.

>>722279469
-op here- *Credits roll, awesome music plays. Suddenly, Sam Jackson approaches you and asks if you would like to join the avengers to defeat more evil things. Leaving room for a sequel...*

This thread is gay as fuck.

>>722279622
eye touched dick

no shit it was gay

>>722279622
-op here- *Sam Jackson blinks at you.* "I don't know what a thread is mother fucker."

>>722279574
Jesus that's Nick Furys backstory? Skullfucked on /b/? That would explain why nothing really phases him...

>>722279811
i can't believe you done this

>>722279917
feelsgoodman

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>>722279811
-op here- "Yes, that is why I have the eyepatch faggot."

>>722279574
>defeat more evil things
>evil things
>defeat

>beat a gay cat fag around
>touched his brain with dick
>brain fucked out everywhere

>>722280054
Cat fags are evil as fuck. Read the lore I provided at the started the role play session.

>>722280186
Oh. Is my cock the Spear of Longinus? Do I slay evil with it?

>>722280355
-op here- *Nick Fury nods.* "Yes Anon. It is. We need you to slay the evil cat fag king."

>>722280408
Sign me the fuck up.

>>722280506
I'm gonna fuck all the evil things, in all kinds of places.

>>722280579
Or I could fuck everyone.

>>722280618
Or I could decline this offer and sit in the piles of dead faggot.

>>722268957
fuck off nigger