gimme some good first date ideas /b/ low on cash, but she

>>722264489
Watch Melee & chill

>>722264896
As much as I'd like that, I was thinking a more interactive experience

>>722265053
Play Melee & chill

>>722265624
Well that'd be no fun, it'd just be me 4 stocking her over and over.

>>722264489
- Put on some good music
- Massage
- Sex

Leverage what skills you have:
- Draw her pictures
- Play drums or musical instrument
- Funny youtube stuff
- Putlocker
- "Hey have you heard of Mellowb1rd on Youtube?"

Use your brain, man.

"Down To Chill" means "Down To Fuck"

Don't be a pussy. Girls love sex.

Happy feet. Wombo combo. That ain't falco. OH OH OH OH inaudible chimp noises OHHH

>>722265880
Yeah, I was thinking of an activity or whatever.

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>>722265730
anon this is your date here, prepare your anus for a punish pounding once i beat you

my girlfriend and I are learning how to play the piano together. But I wouldn't choose that as a first date I guess.

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>>722264489
>first date ideas /b/
> asking /b/ for date ideas
mfw

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>>722266340
>implying i don't shit on puff
what do you think i am, anon? some kind of fucking casual?

>>722266218
> Activities
If its at your place, and she's down for "chilling", that's code work for sex.

Here's your activity:
1. Check out Mellowb1rd.
https://www.youtube.com/user/mellowb1rd

Or watch some other entertaining Youtube thing.

2. Pull out some massage oil and start massaging her shoulders. She'll be grateful for someone to be de-stressing her. I do this all the time, every where, even among friends.

3. Kiss her ear. Kiss her neck.

"activities" are for people who don't know how to fuck on the first date.

What are you, gay?

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>date
>low on cash

>>722266984
It's not gonna be at my place, since I have roommates who are spergs, so I thought we'd go out. What I meant is she likes chill shit. As in a relaxed enviroment. I'm not gonna pull out massage oil like some troglodyte. I don't need help to fuck her, I asked for advice on where to go on a date.

>>722267234
you're on /b/

you want that game & watch chart what to say after every move according to the current atmosphere or not

>>722267542
You don't have to hold my hand through every motion, anon, I'll make due without.

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>>722267897
dont be shy, this will help, trust me

>>722267234
Ah. Logistics.
1. Can you go back to her place?
2. Do you have a car? If so, you have more options.

Ideas:
- Plane-watching
- Head downtown. At least locally there's a protest to ridicule and comment on, musicians to listen to, and other interesting things.
- Scenic bus ride or drives. Pull up to a lake. Go to the top of a mountain.
- Lazer tag or some high-action activity that allows physical contact between you two in a way that isn't weird.
- Improv
- Comedy club.
- Go for drinks.

Worst ideas:
- Coffee dates.

Ideal:
- Meet at pub near her place, head back to her place for more drinks and chill
- Meet near her place, go to pub near her place, go up to her place for drinks.

End goal: get to her place.

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>>722267234
take her to

Final Destination

>>722268172
See, this is actual good advice, thanks anon.
Yeah, I have my own car, and she lives by herself, so the chance is definitely there. We like the same music, and are generally like-minded. I asked her theoretically what a good first date would be, and she said something calm and chill, or like a concert, since we both love music.

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>>722268268

>>722268373
>I asked her theoretically what a good first date would be
and her vagina shut down with the windows 98 sound

>>722266768
Fox is the gayest character ever

>>722268373
> calm and chill, or like a concert
HAHAHAA! Typical chick advice. Anon, this is all that matters:

1. Improv
2. Logistics
3. Having options.

As long as you have a plan, or make her think you have a plan, you can lead her anywhere, especially if she's enjoying it as much as you are.

It's a magic trick.

"Everything's under control"
"Got it"
"I've got a plan. And I've got a plan for the backup plan and a plan for that backup plan."

Every single girl always goes, "Good. Because I have it when guys have no plans."

If you can do that. Game over. You win an internet. Done.

>>722268986
aight, appreciate the advice

>>722268658
I fucking lol'd

>>722266340
Nice gif. Where did you get it?

>>722264489
You've been with Toph for how long and just now with the first date? Fuck you doin b

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>>722269418
>mfw sophie finds out

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> First date ideas
"Hey you loved Force Awakens, right?"
"Oh ya feminism ra ra!"
"Great, because I got this great one to show you."
- It's Star Wars porno.

First date ideas:
- Get her to watch this video
https://youtu.be/-6zZg8GaD5c?t=6m3s

Fun starts at 6m3s when a cross randomly catches fire over a Ouija board.

Or this video where a glass randomly breaks over a Ouija board.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_E_e9Tlz0M

Who cares if it's real or fake. It's entertaining and will scare the fuck out of her.

Mini golf. Winner gets to pick a place to eat and you pay for it whether you have the dough or not.