Would someone from /b/ buy me a pizza? Am poor fag and very hungry.

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I believe in you /b/.

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I believe someone will feed me.

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Please.

What's your adress

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>>722260951

Promise it's not a clever ruse? I don't want to have a social anxiety induced panic attack.

>>722260272
Loli time!
http://www.ipanon.com

>>722260272
It's prob a ruse anon

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Kek protects your soul from an attack tonight

>>722260272
If you're so hungry why don't you eat your cum? Great source of protein.

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Please help me Jizzus. Please deliver me pizza.

Just eat the ramen faggot cook it differently or something

>>722260272
Make an Amazon Wish List and add some Dominos Email Gift Cards.

That way people can help you out anonymously and still know the money can only go towards pizza, not your anime addiction.

post ur adress so we can all hang out with u

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>>722261665

That's actually a good idea. I'm gonna do that.

>>722261733
Fug<

>>722261781
orange texting doesn't work anymore

get a fucking job or jackoff on cam for fat gay dudes like me.

[spoiler]i made over 150k doing that last year[/spoiler]

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Here, anons.

http://a.co/5QThZgz

Someone please help me. I will love you forever.

>>722262090
you're fat and made money jacking off on cam? srs?

>>722260272
We can't just feed you. If you don't starve to death you'll remain a burden to society.

>>722262090
Are you wildly attractive?

Do you have the boyish charm that melts mens hearts and turns bible thumpers into butthole pounders?

>>722260272
Give me your paypal you idiot. So I can send $10 and you'll have your pizza.

>>722262010
yes it does faggot<

>>722262224
i still get carded so sure, i guess id be what they call a twink

>>722262356
Cut or uncut?

>>722262090
>>722262182
reply to me faggot

>>722262412
uncut, but when im hard and pulled back it looks exactly like a cut. im not one of those weird uncut dicks that look retarded and shit

>>722262449
learn how to read faggot

>>722262528
you didn't have to call me a faggot :(

>>722261733
Itookthebaitbecauseynot<

>>722262528
so you're a pudgy twink with the perfect penis

gotcha, i am no longer optimistic about my chances to make money jacking it for gaybois

New fags still can't orange text orange<

>>722262528
Are you actually gay or just gay for pay?

Would you ever fist a guy or get fisted?

>>722262649
i actually workout and shit and have visible abs. id stop eating as soon as i reached pudgy fuck that shit.

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Someone please buy me this on Amazon. Anons pls.

http://a.co/5QThZgz

>>722262707
im straight, but girls dont usually pay for cams, only a few times has that happened. i dont do any gay shit ive never even like fingered my ass or anything.

>>722262731
workout is a noun

work out is a verb phrase

but that's hot no homo

>>722262771
>This item cannot be purchased as a gift at this time.

Weird. I wonder why.

I guess people could just email you the dominos gift card.

>>722263049

Why not?

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Anons pls help

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>>722263666

>that get

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>>722260272

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If someone buys me pizza, I will post ex's tits.

>>722263666
It's too bad you're not a girl. Girls get a free ride.

The patriarchy gets ramen.

>>722260272
Help me help me I'm poor, I can't feed myself, buy me some overpriced takeout food. 5lb bag of fucking potatoes under $3 => 5 meals Box of noodles $1 + cheap can of sauce $1.50 >2 meals. Big box of instant rice $4 => 4 meals. Ramen really isn't all that cheap for what you get (msg toxins for flavouring). For the price of a cheap take out pizza anyone with any amount of intelligence should be able to feed themselves for a week. That's why I never give to panhandlers, even if the fucker isn't buying booze or drugs they scurry into the nearest McDonalds.

>>722262805
Technically fingering yourself isn't gay, but taping yourself for other men certainly is.

>>722264557
lol oh yes im so attracted to men sexually because i jackoff for money on cam

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Pizza pls anons.

>>722264224
dude what. pandhandlers dont have a kitchen to cook and store food in, thats why they goto mcdonalds. idiot lol.

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anons pls

I am hungry.

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>>722265115
legit ill hook you up, hmu

>>722264661
I'm just correcting your logic, fuckboi.

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>>722265386

How do you want me to do that?

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>>722264224
I find the $1 burguers are ok value

>>722265553
honestly i dont know, how do you wanna do it?

OK gunna do it

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>>722265623

Do you have kik?

>>722265623
Kik

>>722265553
Look fartknocker post your email address.

People can send you amazon gift shit that way.

>>722265689
Do it

>>722265698
yeah, its "Oofulls", text me with pic proving you're op and then we'll go from there

>>722265883
>Oofulls

>Not Ulfuls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnB3KtfLQ3E

Possilbe pizza situation....

Might be happening....

>>722266670
oh its happening

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the zza is on its way my guy

>>722267243

WHAT A LEGEND. I AM EATING PIZZA TONIGHT. THANKS BASED ANON.

>>722267243
Not op. But anonymous pizza givers are the sort of people that are given the big apartment with the hot tub when they get to heaven.

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>>722267243

What a cool guy

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>>722267331
Op gets delivered to tonight

>>722267243
anon delivers

op post pics of ex now

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>>722267706
yeah you promissed

Will post pic when pizza arrives.

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>>722267869
dont let the thread die Op, post the pics of ur ex

>>722267706
>>722267826

Give me a min

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>>722267993
we can wait

>>722267993
if op doesnt deliver i will have lost all faith in pizzagate

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>>722267941
>>722267826
>>722267706

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its on its way now PogChamp

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>>722268280

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>>722268280
>>722268375
yo she T H I C C

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>>722268375

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>>722268481

Want more?

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my bed times comin; up fast, that pizza boy better speed

>>722261479
is that cum?

>>722262090
are you serious? im actually a good lookin guy. id do that shit! whats the best site to start on?

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>>722268881
yeah, he's a legend

if the thread gets pruned, so does my life

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I am blessed. Thanks anon.

Forgot date, but it's legit.

>>722269296
I wonder if you'll ever get your pizza

>>722269045
crazy man. but you know who else is a legend? the pizza gods and anon here.coolest shit ive seen ob /b/ in quite some time.

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>>722269555
EEEAT. EEAT THE ZZAAAA

>>722269555
A medium? you cheap piece of shit anon

>>722269555
Congratulations on your pizza anon.

Eat it while it's hot.

>>722269555
Its probably covered in semen

>>722269918
*Special Request* "yeah uhh.. just like, cum ALL over the pizza, dont hold back"