STOP RIGHT THERE ANON!!! We have informations about illegal newfags

What are dubs? I'm just here to learn how to triforce

>>722224727
hehe, of course officer...

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>>722225397
im taking you in anon. if you show me your legal dubs right now, i will teach you how to do this symbol.
  ▲
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you are coming with me. mind your head while i kick you inside my new dodge.

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>>722226033
move along anon.

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>>722224727
I have old memes officer do you remember Grinman he is my favorite

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Here you go officer

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>>722224727
Sorry, officer, here you go!

>>722224727
Hypothetically, would trips suffice?

only trips for me officer

>>722224727
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

>>722227227
re rolling

>>722224727
nuthing to see here senio- i mean officer

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>>722226342
>>722226517
>>722226628
>>722226682
>>722226739
>>722227227
>>722227302
>>722227316
you are going behind bars newfags. that is not a place for your kind here

There is

>>722224727
Que se joda la tomba pirobo este triplehijueputa ome gonorrea ome!!

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>>722224727
i'm not an illegal, officer. rollerino

here u go, sexy officer man

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It's okay I've been here for almost 3 whole minute

Chek my dubs fag

Here you go officer

>>722224727
I think i left my dubs at home sir, If my singles are any good am i free to go?

checkem officer

>>722224727
no problem here officer

>>722224727
rolling dem dubs, officer

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Yesir

>>722224727
Boooooyah

Here you go officer

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>>722227823
too much illegal singles. calling for reinforcements!

Sorry officer, here you go.

fuck

>>722224727
Officer, I'll suck on your penis if you don't deport me.

>>722224727

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>>722224727
Shit!

here ya go, officer

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WE HAVE THE AREA SURROUNDED

>>722228452
wait no im not illegal

>will do

no speaky the engrsish

Kys

CASH ME OUSSIDE HOW BOUT DAT!!

Fuck you, you have no right to threaten me ACAB

>>722224727
chill officer im legal

>>722228585
Please kill yourself.

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relax im white

>>722228736
will do.

I am a well educated law abiding melanin enriched individual.

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NOONE HERE IS LEGAL LIEUTENANT!!! ARE WE IN MEXICO?!? WE ARE LOSING PEOPLE!!!!

>>722224727
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>>722224727
Checketh

>>722229959
POOP

>>722224727
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We are above dubs, mortal.

(⊙＿⊙)

>>722224727
Um I left my dubs at home on the coffee table

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>>722224727
snacks

Ribbb

>>722224727
Fuck it

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>>722224727

check them

K.

>>722224727
haven't seen this template thread in a while.

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k

>>722226342
It's cockmongler

>>722224727
fag

Check these sick dubs my dude

>>722228250
>>722227491
And you all newfag cops are single digits! get the fuck out of here

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UP YOURS PIG

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check em

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lemme smash

i'll show you my dubs

I left my dubs at home officer

AM I BEING DETAINED?! AM I FREE TO GO!?

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>>722224727
check em

>>722224727
Hitler did nothing dubs

2nd amendment motherfucker hahahah DIE DIE DIE KIKLL KILL KILLLLLLL BLOOD I LOVE BLOOD ADEATHHHH

FUK off old man

>>722224727
i DONT THINK i can do that im stoned adercial

Uhhh dubs machine broke

Gotta check 'em all!

no dubs here

Are these fine officer??

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Check em

>>722230884
Results of the /b/iopsy ?

Let me check my dubs real quick

>>722233000
Checked

Here's my GET card officer

>>722233000
Trpdubstrips

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>>722224727
Of course Officer

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>>722233198

>>722232633
>>722233167
Kek

All good officer

>>722224727
this guy kinda looks like jaime lefant

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Hypothetically if I snorted my dubs can I breathe out an escape plan?

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>>722224727
dubs are right here officer

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checkku thesu

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Not a problem officer..

Thread us cursed

do trips count?

Here you go officer

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>>722224727
Praise KEK

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>>722224727
Fuck you officer
*Flies away*

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HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED in 2060

>>722234362
Where all chemo flows

>>722224727
dindu nuffin

Legal citizen here

>>722228892
john; haha. where did you find this one?!

>>722224727
here you go officer

No problem, officer

>>722229207
Are these illegals dressed at police?! they are getting smarter!!

>>722228429
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Dubs inc

>>722224727
What, these? I bought them with my 4chan gold pass though

http://m.memegen.com/jm45kj.jpg

Dubsget

Right here officer cuck

>>722224727
Let me just look

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>>722224727
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH!

Impersonating The law is a grave Crime. Pay the fine or its off to jail

Fuck you pig

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How about a gun? Is me not shooting you the same as dubs?

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Oh shit they found us boys!

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Officer please, I need to get through to pick up my wife's son

check digits

>>722224727
What if trips

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▲▲
There you go

Here ya go dickhead

I'm ready for gets

>>722238907
Fuck must've left them in my car. One sec bitch tits

Here officer

>>722224727

FUCK YOU PIG!

FUCK YOU PIG!

FUCK YOU PIG!

>>722238998
Fuck !
>runs away

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get

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>>722224727

fuck i spilled ragu all over mine

>>722224727
Nuffin 2 c here popo

>>722224727
See my dubs cop

Ayy

>>722226060
When criminal u ned crim lwyr. Better call Saul

uhhhhhhh yo hablo espanol

>>722224727
I'm old enough to have these trips officer

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>>722239184
am I being detained

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Yeah I've got them right here, sir.

check my powerrr

>>722241206
You gawin jail naw

I'M GOING TO PEEL OFF YOUR FACE AND USE YOUR FILLETED FLESH AS A WET CONDOM AS I RAPE YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE.

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>>722224727
get the fuck out of my way

>>722224727
id rather not

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I'm no newfag officer im fellow officer lemme pass pls

>>722224727
Shhh I'm undercover *slips repeating digits on napkin*

>>722224727
here is going ociffer

>>722241542
But not roll dubs evidently

Please...No!

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>>722224727
Ah, okay
Um, give me a sec

>>722242513
Heere they are

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Here they are

take me away cunt

>>722224727
newfags can get dubs tho

>>722224727
No singles here

>>722224727
I'll just be on my way

>>722224727
check um

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>>722246300

I think i left my dubs home, officer. All i have is these trips.

>>722224727
Sir, I don't have any singles!

>>722247326
Fuck...

>>722224727
spider fuck

>>722224727
Not me sir

>>722224727
im innocent i swear

>>722247355
I love doing that

>>722247555

>>722247555
5

how about trip

Im innocent

dix

>>722248112
damn, so close...
>>722248111
so who..?

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k dad

>>722224727
Dump

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I'm be honest. I'm a dirty newfag.

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>>722248711

Checked. Only a true 4chan would claim to be a newfag and still get dubs.

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>>722224727
officer please! i have a family!

Puddi

Here officer

here officer

Here, take my dubs. I don't need em'

Here officer

>>722224727
>dubs
It's supposed to be "show me your singles" you fucking tard.

>>722224727
BLACK LIVES MATTER

I'm not black officer

you are all idiots

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>>722224727

>>722224727
Never PIG!

Here you go officer,

>>722224727
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Din du nuffin

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>722252493
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail
and
3) What is a Navy Seal doing on 4chan anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.

>>722252631
I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either... I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

>>722224727
Here you go Mr. Pig In a Blanket,

Passing through..................

*runs*

>>722252631

DETECTED

>>722252631
took the b8

I dindu nuffin ophicer

>>722252777
witnessed

Um uhhhhhhh um

>>722224727
No problem, officer!

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>>722252631
Are you fucking autistic??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0azhi_w8AD0

>calling others a new fag but never hearing this

>>722252631
summer started on february 12th this year apparently

>>722252777

R U a Wizard?

Watch this boys and girls

What about these?

>>722252631
It's a fucking copy pasta dude

>>722252631
>Being this new
Please tell me youre being ironic

>>722224727
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>>722224727
Don't you know who I am? Now release me.

>>722224727
I don't needs to show shit' son

S-sure

>>722253429
fuck... reroll

Fight me

>>722224727
Dubs are disabled you gigantic faggot

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>>722252631

>>722253355
Holy fuck hitler double dubs

are trips fine?

Reporting in

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>>722224727
>Am I being detailed?
>Am I free to go?

>>722253526
what about THESE

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>>722252631
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>722253708
you might be detailed dude idk ur image wasn't THAT grainy

O

Sure

>>722224727
you cant flim flam
the zimzam!

>>722253355
>>722253700
>>722254022
Not bad but check my digits

>>722238854
>>722251940
>>722229615
newfags can't triforce
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>>722224727
There you go officer

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>>722252631
fresh oc

I uh gotem right here officer

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>>722254180

>>722254314
Third reroll

>>722252631
Only newfags say newfags

>>722254474
says the newfag

>>722254472
Ig im a newfag, cant even triforce

>>722254474
something's fishy here

Lmao here

bro, iss all good, just let me reach in my pocket...

>>722252775
ur lame, fag

>>722255077
ON THE GROUND

>>722229999

>>722255555

>>722255555 get

>▲
>▲▲
Checkum

I can't find them

▲
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>>722224727
What about trips?

>>722224727
Motherfucker I'm tired.

>>722254474
Your a newfag

>>722256574
What about trips? I am the trip master

>>722224727
check em cop i dindu noffin

is there a problem, officer?

FUCK DA POLICE!

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>>722224727

>>722224727
dubs? i mightve left them in my other pants.

no worries officer

here you go officer

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Oy vey hello officer

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Here ya go officer

>>722224727
Roollin

>>722224727
This is harassment. I'd like to see your badge number.

From. My. Cold. Dead. Dick.

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>>722224727
HOLD UP THERE

Where are your dubs "Officer"

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Here you go officer

>>722254099
Checked, now check mein.

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>>722255118
You're under arrest for false dubs, put your hands up and no one gets shot

HIIIIII

>>722254099