Waifu claiming thread.
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Claim :o
Still here.
>>722216882 (gay)
Better a gringo:y than a gringay o:
>>722217214 (Yui)
Never heard of it. Guess it's a little too specific, I usually talk more like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q6a2FajWN8
>>722217502 (Rory)
Wew lad, a little too lewd ain't it?
I'd still go for the ax though, she'll have that one for another 100 years at least, but that pillow will be worn out within days.
>>722218351
still kike
no -_-
>>722217546
You sure are a wonky fella
>>722217906
It outputs either a :O or a :o
Depending on whether or not faggot is true or false.
>>722218073
O:
sachi?
claimed
Claim
>>722216312
.o.
>>722216882
Not ok
>>722218454
It's a mathematical symbol.
>>722218019
That is precisely what makes my strengh. Strengh doesn't always lies in raw muscles, it also lies in charisma, the power of the mind, to be able to guide, and lead an army isn't something you can find in anyone.
Hence I totally agree with you I am powerless without my army, just as you are without your own strengh.
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdkBs0VCSX0
>>722217474 (Patchy)
I've only played UFO, Fairy Wars and little bit of Legacy of Lunatic Kindgom. Didn't really get into Fairy Wars.
>>722218659
why does this picture exist? :o
>>722218351
No, Im sure she'll use magic to preserve the pillow.
And not too lewd. Maybe 1.6lewd.
>>722218176
Yes and it make the Chan fun again and I don't care if my hubby don't like me on here. )Ω~Ω(
>>722218516
Oh. Which output do I get? :o
>>722218659
I tried explaining this to him
"It's still a kike symbol" is usually his response
>not understanding the beauty of aleph null
>>722218924
qt <3
Tohru is objectively the best waifu
>>722218234
op is a faggot
>>722218712
But I cannot be seperated from my strength. It is impossible without defying a god and rewriting the laws of the world.
>>722218821
>forgot pic
>>722218516
:o
>>722218519
antonio?
>>722218623
very much ok
>>722218659
used by kikes :o
>>722218924
wishuwasthis?
>>722218351
I realized almost immediately that you wouldn't after posting. Given that there are english speakers who don't even know what it means.
>>722218876
Depends; with the code as is, you'll get a :o as it defaults to false without input.
If I changed it you could select it as you want it.
Also aleph null is absolutely beautiful.
>>722218722
Fairy Wars is eh.. I haven't actually played any of LoLK, but it looks great. You should try Mountain of Faith, Perfect Cherry Blossom, and Embodiment of Scarlet Devil... Maybe MoF last, it's kinda hard
Also Hisoutensoku, but that's just because I like fighting games
>>722219121
you're objectively wrong, and a bully
>>722218924
Oh hi Rei how goes it?
>>722219248
Well, I guess it's not wrong!
Can you add a
>c:
for me?
Explain that to your cutie -_-
>>722219204
Such a thing matters not. The ways aren't a concern, a simple possibility is enoug. I was merely describing a metaphor, but I suppose a pagan's goddess such as you must have some trouble comprehending such a thing.
>>722219259
You can't see your hitbox in the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, it's unplayable. But the others are indeed great.
claimed
>>722218712
>strengh. Strengh
Your strength so strong it crushed the second 't'.
>>722218821
>>722219204
There was a little too much side boob and nipple for only a 1.6.
>>722219248
I think my English is good enough for everyday talking, but once it comes to too specific topics I never talked about it's getting a little difficult.
Teach me more specific words, senpai!
Internet clamed
>>722219229
Not ok though -_-
>>722219320
Not awful, but could always be better. It has been really cold these past few, so I had to invest in a mini heater.
How's life been treating you?
>>722219125
that gif made me laugh
Time is 4:44 time to so a little work lol
>>722219605
There's a mod that adds the hitbox actually, but you don't need it... you should know where your hitbox is anyway
Also hi Chara!
>>722219663
that's a big claim...
>>722219656
I apologise for my ruthlessness, you see the thing is that I write rather fast, but I'm messy and clumsy so I often end up cropping some letters.
>>722219259
Should I try those before beating UFO though?
>>722219229
Am I Greek now?
>>722219663
Are you the same Lain from a long time ago?
>>722219486
I would have to have faggot be a different kind of variable type then. Booleans can only hold true or false, so I guess it would have to be an integer with checkboxes allowing you to choose which one you want.
But I will.
>>722219656
Your English is great compared to my German.
I don't know what to teach you.
>>722219723
That sucks.
Life's pretty good. Nothing too crazy has happened.
>>722219685
why not? :o
>>722220162
yes :o
>>722220005
1) Huh, I didn't know that. I will use it, I'm not very good at Touhou game, and I feel I'm relying on luck when I don't see my hitbox.
2) I'm stealing ;)
>>722219610
Welcome back
>>722220252
Woohoo! You could also make a new program, where faggot = true do that
And faggot = false do that too
Everyone can have a c:
>>722220042
I don't get why people refuse to play one of them to completion before moving on... just play whichever you feel like playing. I would go crazy if I had to play one all the way through when I was first playing Touhou
So no, just play whatever in whatever order whenever
>>722220482
1) sometimes it's luck, sometimes it's skill, sometimes it's both :P
2) :o
>>722219656
I consider ecchi as 1.5. Hint of nipple is around 1.6. This is a 1.8.
>official artwork too
>>722219536
You dont live 900 or more years in a violent world without becoming known to the populace. Im much less pagan as my god is tangible and it is possible to meet him.
>>722220482
oh hey! louise let you out of her chamber for some fresh air?
>>722220632
Happiness : (noun) feeling when you beat a level in a Touhou Project game thanks to your training and skills.
>>722220632
That's true, but it feels good when you're finally learning how to get past a hard part. Perhaps I'll try Perfect Cherry Blossom next.
>>722220688
Any world which isn't abiding to the Holy See beliefs is a pagan world, I thought someone such as you would know suh a thing. I suppose I shouldn't have expected that of a low heathen's goddess.
>>722220036
But you made the same mistake twice.
You forgot how to spell, didn't you.
>>722220252
Unusual words like 'tranquil' or established figures of speech like 'bitch yo getin all swoa, imma gunna bust a cap in yo ass'.
Just stuff that will make me sound more like a real english chap.
>>722220688
Wew lad! Show me the 2.5!
>offical artwork
Who would have known that completely biased military propaganda could be so lewd.
>>722221353
Perfect Cherry Blossom is the greatest. Simple mechanics, great music ,hard, but doable. Even in lunatic. Impossible in Phantasm. Meeting Touhou's standards.
>>722221810
"swole" would be more correct, but you got the message across quite easily, mah negus.
>>722221810
Well I am assuming you know what tranquil means now, and given I don't know what swoa means and I don't talk like a nigger, you should be good. Ask me if you need to know what something means though.
>>722219121
>no bunny ears
Instantly disqualified.
>>722221658
Your Holy See allows countless innocents to suffer. Can you call that a god? He allows his servants to consort with demons and monsters.
>>722221810
The highest I have is 1.9. 2lewds are disgusting.
>>722222484
>theres a smug bun in the back
Is comfy thread comfy?
>>722221302
Hollow Relief : (noun) the feeling that replaces happiness when you beat a level in a Touhou Project game thanks to your luck
>>722221353
Oh totally, but some people are dead set on ONLY playing one game to competition. Like, why not enjoy yourself some? At that point it feels more like a job
I would suggest EoSD first, not having a visual indicator is actually really good for learning, in my opinion. It's also just awesome in general
>>722222692
Very comfy
How's is you?
>>722222386
ayayayayayayayaya
>>722222863
nice hair
>>722223165
Super comfy
>>722222386
https://youtu.be/3hyPkFGPa48
>>722222222
>>722222633
What a shameless goddess we have here...
Anyway it is precisely my job to hunt the servants of god who strayed far away from his teachings.
I was tasked by him to find those demons and monsters, he is a wise god as we know that by confronting us with those demons there is a slight chance for us to redeem them.
>>722222222
>>722222136
'preciate it, bro.
>>722222414
Explain what 'to lion king' means :o
>>722222633
Is this still official?
>>722223373
'Nice' displacement you got on that dd.
>>722223575
what a waste...
>>722222633
Keep your fucking clothes on you Degenerate.
>>722223667
Best DD with the breast DDs ;^)
>>722223429
Best Waifu I have ever had !
>>722223373
Comfs is good
did you know that boats can hold a lot of seamen
>>722223652
Well that's just boring
I bet the guy jizzed himself though...
>>722223667
Wellllll... Lion King is a large Disney animation.
Were they comparing animations?
Or maybe hierarchy in lion families?
>>722223575
Think of all of the waifus that could've been claimed with this get...
So, how is everyone?
>>722223652
Lewder. Where is your art?
>>722223165
Not having visible hitbox sounds scary.
>>722223781
>Best DD
Nah
Good morning
>>722222222
asdf
>>722224181
Which ones would be good, and which would you let them keep?
Ohayou beautiful people, how's it going?
>>722224204
I'm kind of ok I guess.. How are you?
>>722224276
Good evening
>>722223781
In German we use the same word for 'displacement' and 'repression'. Just saying. Enjoy your udders.
>>722224057
He was jizzing in his hand, then smeared a cross on a girls forehead while saying 'Simba'.
Actually I think I now know what it meant, but while we're at it, mind to explain me the 'Charizard'?
>>722224403
it's 10pm -_-
dead on the inside -_-
>>722224226
Eh, it practically becomes visible. Like you could show me a picture of a bullet on top of Marisa's body and I could tell you if it's going to hit or not
it's a little scary yeah, but it forces you to be careful...
>>722224204
Quite well, how are you?
>>722224276
Louuuisssseeeee
>>722223667
That is official art, yes. Sao Satoru is a lewd artist.
>>722223644
Even if they exist within your own clergy? Can you deal with demons within your order? Can you even fight the demons?
>>722223780
Fine.
>>722224403
Good morning
>>722219847
made its this morning senpai
>>722224454
How are you?
>>722224587
Paaaaatchy
>>722224489
I have a feeling that you are fucking with me.
I assume it is referring to the Pokémon Charizard.
>>722224645
You have one too?
>>722224645
Did you know Rory's seiyuu has done some ASMR things?
Heading back home. see you all in a few hours
>>722224645
Of course even if the roots of lies inside my own clergy, my hands shall deal with them. I want pic related for proof.
>>722224415
>>722224587
I'm fine
>>722224626
Did anything happen?
>>722224759
Good
>>722224964
No, i just have crippling depression
>>722224759
How are youuu?
Sorry to hold things up a little last night :(
>>722224976
That's good. What are you up to?
>>722225094
It's okay, you're not exactly the reason we didn't play~
I'm not bad! Playing some DDR. You?
>>722224392
I'd claim em all with a get like that one
Except for Tenryuu
>>722224645
Thanks for the name, fam. I might be using it for research purposes.
>>722224762
Never mind, I found the definition.
>While having sex with a girl with pubic hair, light her pubes on fire as you ejaculate. Your semen will put out half of the burning hair, and afterwards while she is flapping her arms about wildly, scream: "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!" and run out of the room.
>I have a feeling that you are fucking with me.
Whatever might have led you to this ridiculous claim?
>>722225171
Talking to people on discord and listening to cancer on rabb.it
>>722225405
Clearly they can't outcancer the discord, now can they?
>>722225171
I know, I just feel a little guilty that I didn't realize we were starting when we did...
I'm good! homework is done so I'm going to play some Melee with a friend and then some Ori probably... School tomorrow, but eh, it's fine
What difficulty are you doing of DDR?
>>722225405
Why didn't you mute it :(
>>722225646
you don't know the pain
>>722220195
Yes ....if you can beleav that lol it is 4 Chan...long time no see how are you
>>722225320
Its just a hunch.
I'm always slow to getting the cool kid memes
>>722225646
It's about equal
>>722225761
Idk :o
>>722225405
Well, one of those things sounds fun
Whatcha listening to on rabb.it?
>>722225761
Hey, it's okay. Next Saturday it'll go better, right? Just gotta get Haruhi's done, and Sanya...
I haven't played Melee in years. You any good at it?
Well, it depends on the song.
Usually around an ITG nine, if you know what that means.
>>722225761
I know nothing but pain.
>>722225789
That's a good sign, probably. The 'cool' memes are only for the most depressed and sad individuals around.
>>722225939
Why are you doing this to yourself then? Do you hate yourself?
>>722224801
Yes. Akiko a best.
>>722224875
I did.
>>722224957
Thats not you. Thats one of your order.
>>722225320
No problem.
>>722226322
I don't really know how to describe it
You can join if you want to see
>>722226364
Yes
>>722226322
I miss the Waifu thread so much I'm risking my job to be here lol. ])¤]\[Г worry I will be fine I'm smarter then the trump faces ..fuck them all }θ~Ω{
>>722226322
Yeah, if no other mishaps occur... Let me know if you need help for either of them, even if it's just stat stuff!
I'm decent I guess... I mean, some people are stupidly good, but I know what I'm doing
I don't actually, but I assume your feet are going pretty fast :P
>>722226364
but do you know *this* pain?
Wew 7 dollars in tips so far
Did I get last post )@..@(
>>722226455
I would, but I'm a bit busy.
>>722226752
I'll probably ask you to calculate their secondary stats because I'm lazy..
I'm trying to motivate Sanya and Haruhi, but it's not going well.
Well, at leas there's that! Would you embarrass yourself at a tournament, or would you do okay?
They certainly are~ 400 BPM minimum
>>722226852
That's more money than i have
>>722225788
Weirder things have happened.
Im alright, thinking about going to sleep soon. Not mutch has changed to be honest.
How are you? Did you get everything sorted out?
>>722226852
you were wrong :o
>>722226852
You get tips §]=[!7 I want your job
>>722227010
>>722226455
Fair enough. Keep up the self destruction.
>>722226752
But can you see why claimers love the pain of cinnamon toast crush?
>>722227396
I will
>>722227033
RIP
>>722227082
I suppose. 7 is still a small amount and I only get paid minimum wage while working coat room. :/
>>722227131
What do you do?
>>722227077
I have to steel internets now and shit has got bad sins the new dicktator is in office the US is going down the tubes
>>722223986
probably the biggest accomplishment in his life too
>>722224204
lonely, no one to cuddle with
what about yourself?
>>722224226
in my parents' house, why?
>>722224276
good morning~ I'm glad you let Chara out of her chamber to play with us!
>>722224403
that gif is so cute, stop posting it
>>722224939
good bye nee-chan, please have a safe trip
>>722226604
should i watch that anime now, or after Yougo Senki ends?
>>722227480
Pass out free food samples but no tips
>>722227010
Sure, that'll be fine
At least we'll have a decent sized party, one way or the other! I guess too big and it gets hectic though..
Depends on the tournament... I win the tournaments that happen at my school, but at big tournaments I do average
>>722227396
no
I'm blind :(
>>722227725
Pathetic, even...
How are you?
>>722226852
You should give that money to the less fortunate.
>>722227480
it's still money cookiepie :o
>>722227821
Ah? Like in a super store?
I wouldn't be on 4chan there.
Seems like a quick way to get yelled at.
>>722227931
Do you want it?
>>722227725
I mean I still wanna see.
>>722227836
Just tried Perfect Cherry Blossom. It lacks some features I like in UFO and I need a magnifying to glass to play it.
>>722227725
She doesn't have a chamber like that!
I'm almost certain!
>>722227836
Thank you! You seem to have grasped how macros work, too
Meh, big party is good. I once a had a twenty-person party, though...that needed to be split..
Still, that's pretty neat! I definitely couldn't even win a school tourney!
>>722227725
Comrade shielder!! I didn't know you were here. How was your weekend? Did anything fun? And about the cuddling part, that's not too hard to solve
>>722228205
>>722227836
lonely, i feel like im inside Rei's apartment all the time now
>>722228038
i don't want your blood money!
>>722228058
it's a little embarrassing...
>>722228021
I suppose so.
But it ain't much.
>>722228360
Ok. Shame, you would've been part of my laundering scheme
>>722224575
Why?
>>722224626
Why so bad?
>>722224661
Morning Alice, how are you?
>>722227725
You're so cute, don't stop posting
>>722228058
Fair criticism...
There are a couple programs that let you expand windows even if you wouldn't be allowed to normally, if the size is a big deal
>>722228205
Oh, so two DM's? That must've been interesting, conferring with the other one... I'd kinda liken it to raiding as a co-tank in WoW, if you've ever played
Oh, you'd probably be fine, most of the people who play are really bad, its just me and a few others that actually know what we're doing...
>>722228360
Why do you feel like you're inside of Rei's apartment specifically?
>>722227836
Learn to see the pain with your heart :o
>>722228038
Lol yes but I'm smarter then the normal girl. Its all covered its like I'm on brake all day lol )>..Ω(
>>722227666
That doesnt sound too fun, you shpuld pay more attention to your work.
Well, good luck im gonna head to bed nowand atleast try to sleep.
>>722228544
Naw, the same DM just ran two games a week.
I hate him so much
I really don't know what I'm doing in Melee. I might do OKAY in a sm4sh tournament.
>>722228486
it's better than nothing at least :o
>>722228532
because i always am -_-
>>722228635
>then
>its
>brake
>>722228669
>>722228665
On sleep well
>>722228532
Just finished eating food. How are you this morning?
>>722228635
Ok if you say so.
>>722228675
I guess it is. Still envy the cute girls that make like 40 in tips.
>>722226425
Didn't I already told you my point. This order is my body, and those soldier my hands.
>>722228805
Yep all day kind
>>722218234
>>722228985
40 in tips?
that's a lot :o
i envy the cute boys who make 7 in tips :o
>>722228675
I love you
>>722228905
Hungry now that you say that... I'm okay, I need to work on my car over these days off.
Have anything planned for the week?
>>722228360
No need to be embarrassed, I won't judge, much.
>>722228544
There's a windows tool magnifying glass, but using it is bothersome. I assume EoSD has tiny resolution too?
>>722228669
Ah, makes sense
What was wrong with him? Bad DM in general, or as a person
You'd be surprised how much transfers between them...
>>722229324
I uh... I actually don't know. I've had to set to a higher resolution since forever, but I think it's fine at it's default resolution
>>722229283
I could complain all day about girls making more than guys in tips.
Stop it :)
I envy the cute neets who get to be in waifu all day
>>722228360
>mash ignoring me again
o-okay
>>722229587
He's an okay DM, to be honest. Not the best, but not bad.
As a person, though, he's fucking awful.
>>722229626
Maybe you'll get another QT ask you to dance, even if you're completely unprepared.
That try not to cum stuff is realy anoiing. I close it and a new pops up
}¥°°¥{
Bakuretsu!
>>722229831
KAZUMA KAZUMA
>>722229289
i hate you -_-
>>722229626
:o
i'm not doing anything ya dingus
why do you envy losers -_-
>>722229767
Well that sucks, at least he's not awful *all* the way around...
What in particular ticks you off?
>>722229767
>>722229201
Hello
>>722229289
You should get something to eat then! Anythign in mind?
Ah, the never ending work on the car! What's on the agenda for that?
Well, the usual not much. I might not have any school tomorrow
>>722229821
You, uhhh, you doing okay?