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>Your age >Number of women you've fucked no trolling

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>Your age
>Number of women you've fucked
no trolling edition
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23 today.

About 50? I lost count
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>>722194976
33yo
11girls
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>>722194976
24yo
3grils
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>>722194976
32 years old

50 +. I stopped counting.
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20
2
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>>722194976
19 years old

7
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inb4
36
0
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>>722194976
20
>4
>>
50
666
Hail hydra
Fuck jesus christ
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>>722194976
>19
>4
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21
12
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>>722194976
28
19
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35
10
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>>722195349
The bulk, 30+, were during college and university.
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Age: 22
Women: 0
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25
1 (but about 500 times)
>>
12
999 including ur mom
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20
2
>>
12yo
Only your mom XD
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age 27
50+, i've lost count
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18
2
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>>722194976
21yo
4 separate vaginas
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>>722196123
XD
>>
age 22
fucked girls 2
girls that gave me sexual pleasure 4
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>>722194976
>35
>Probably around 100ish
>>
25 years old.

15 grills.
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>be 18
>been with 11 girls working on number 12
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23
4 girls + 1
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>>722194976
27 years old
7 women...one of which is current gf...

Do I kill myself now or?
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>>722196196
great expression
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-28
-9
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16
0
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>Not your problem Mr. FBI

Either way, two women. Both paid whores.

Had kissed and cuddled before but was never able to go all the bases and I feared I might not perform good, which was actually true because I didn't lasted much with both of these whores. I didn't have feels for any of them but they were hot, which makes me think that I wouldn't last with someone I care about.

>Mfw not a virgin
>Mfw still shit at sex
>Mfw haven't done it without condor
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Age8
Fricked 7,000,000
>>
12
ur mom
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>24
>2
>>
15
0
>>
26

At least 14, but in all honesty I've stopped counting. Anyone who says they "remember" fucking over like 15-20 girls is retarded and lying because I'm having a hard time actually remembering all of them, and I haven't fucked nearly as much. Then again, I don't catalogue my shit either which I'm sure some people do.
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>>722194976
23
2
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>>722196854
Only honest poster in this thread
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16
0
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>>722194976
19yo
2girls
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>>722194976
26yo
>2
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>>722196952
u n d e r a g e
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>>722194976
>28
>60ish
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>>722196922

ya because its an underage faggot who makes up 95% of this website shitposting constantly even though they're not even supposed to be on here
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>>722194976

30
20ish women
4ish trans
3 guys
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20
4
>>
18
5
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20
0
also kissless
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>>722194976
20 yo
7 grills
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24

15
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>>722194976

28
0
0 men too

Oh well.
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>26
>49
>>
19, 2
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>>722194976
26

0

Reason: TMI + Thinking + High "IQ" = Insanity

I feel like shit.
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29
6
>ginger hair is cancer
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25
5
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23
5

you just have to remember girls will not make the first move, if you dont try you wont succeed, sometimes you gotta lower your standards or dont be so shallow, some girls wanna fuck you, you might not be too attracted to them though, and im sure alot of girls get that too, unattractive guys tryina fuck them. it is what it is
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>>722194976
23
0
>>
I know this thread is for boys :} but why should they have all the fun
>25
>and I've had 4 long term boyfriends and about 30-35 hookups
>my current bf thinks he's my second boyfriend lol
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>>722197690
tiab<
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>>722197690
easier for a woman to get laid than a man
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>>722197690
>>my current bf thinks he's my second boyfriend lol

he should really know the truth.
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>21
>1
honestly barely even interested in sex, much more interested in money
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30

3
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>>722194976

19, I'm 20 later this year in September.

Fucked 4 girls, but I've lost count of how many girls I've made out with. It's not too bad considering.

I'd much rather find a girl to love in all honesty though, that feeling doesn't come easy to me.
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>>722197879

Shut the fuck up.
>>
19 years
I'm not sure either 11 or 12
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>>722197879
I don't care how many sluts he's fucked why should he care about my past?
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19
5
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>>722197690
tits or gtfo
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>>722196387

Bs, unless most of them are quite ugly.
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>>722197690
>your future girlfriend might have fucked 40 dudes and lied to your face about it

reason #1 why all women are whores
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>>722197940
>Shut the fuck up.
>>722198001
Huh?
>>
>28
>0
>>
>>722198095
>>722198095
>reason #1 why all women are whores

You sound like a kissless virgin.
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>>722194976
29yo

0 women/girls

Wizardry is opon me
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>>722196952
User was banned for this post
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-1
Over 9,000
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>>722198001
You're the one lying to him dumbass
I would dump any cunt who thinks she can lie to me
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>>722194976
26yo
none
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>>722194976
>a/s/l
19, male, seattle

>number of sexual partners
i think 24, i could be on or two off

>weirdest sex story
drove two hours to fuck a 44 year old milf one time. got there and it turns out her tinder pics were a lie, she was an ugly bbw. fucked her raw anyways, my dick smelt like rotten fish onthe car rie home, almost threw up a few times
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>>722198095
And there's guys in here saying they lost count of the 'bitches' they've fucked. What's your point?
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>>722198156
Because you're a whore? lol
I'm a conservative
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>26
>0
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>>722194976
27

about 30. prostitutes.
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>>722194976
25
5
Really want to Fuck without a condom though
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>>722197441

Lol at "I'm too smart to get laid"

Einstein was known for being quite a ladies man and he's arguably the best thinker of our time.
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>>722198156
It's true though. Women use sex to get what they want because it's all they have.
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>>722198249
They don't admit to lying to their SO's about it
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15
1
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22
14
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>>722194976
>25
>7
i mean, not bad.
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>>722194976
27.
13 or 15.
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31

I fucked about 15 girls
3 of them were girls I dated
1 is my girlfriend
1 was my first cousin
The rest were massage girls
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22
0
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>>722198095
gross, GTFO roastie
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>>722194976
23
0
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>>722198465
>paying money for sex
wut
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>>722198298
>Einstein was known for being quite a ladies man and he's arguably the best thinker of our time.

Well he was allowed to be himself, that's not the case with me, or that's what I think.

I don't know if I believe it since I don't know what believing is in the first place.
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>21
>stopped counting after 25
>>
age: 18 (minus 1)
8 chicks, if i count sexual encounters, its like 15+
yet i got my first kiss halfway through freshman year.
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>>722198259

Not the girl.

>I'm a conservative

Makes sense. You all sure love to tell women how they should act with their bodies.

>>722198307

Great. Woman want's to fuck for a free dinner? wtf do I care. It's all about balance. A good lay is worth a % of my time and effort. Look at it from their point of view. Eventually they are going to get pregnant and pop a fucking living tumor out of their body. They wan't someone who can provide a stable home environment when this happens.

Looking for a partner who can provide isn't "using sex" to get what they want. It's fucking engrained in our DNS.
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>>722194976
> 19
> 0
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26 three
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20 years old

18 girls
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>>722194976
22
1 woman
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>>722194976
>19
>1
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>>722198582
Hell, I would pay too if I knew the right place to go
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>>722198627
>You all sure love to tell women how they should act with their bodies.
never once said anything to do with that but okay
also nice generalization you're practically a racist
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23 y.o
4 grills
>>
18 yrs
6 bitches, 7 if you count when I was 8
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>>722194976
28
6
>>
43 yo
More than 100 women less than 200 but getting close
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>>722198627
Humans don't have DNS
gtfo robot
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>>722198627
Fair enough. I guess I just don't think it's worth a percentage of my time.
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17
0
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>>722198642

I wouldn't worry mate, half my friends are the same age and virgins. Unless you're a gross fat neckbeard, you'll get there eventually. To speed things up be an domineering asshole, girls love it for some reason. Never get laid more in my life since.
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23
12

shemales:
2 (ones a prostitute)

Male:
1

Yes I'm a faggot.
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>>722197261
Are you me /b
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>>722194976
24
10
Completely lost interest in sex or relationships when I hit double digits
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28
1 (my wife) ;_;
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21
0
>>
27
0 unless you count the one time i had a handjob on the bus by a highschooler when I was in 6th grade
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>>722194976
>almost 21
>0
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Mỏe like drumpf
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34

Late teens early twenties

about 5-6 underage
1x 13 y/o

Fucking YOLO
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>>722198877
so, now? Since you got those nice dubs?
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>>722198465
>The rest were massage girls
>massage girls

heh, nice knowing ya.

No seriously, get checked pronto asap.
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>>722198826
reported underageb&
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32 yo
30-40 women.
1 man
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>>722198923
No we aren't counting your handy jay
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>>722198977
>not wearing a condom
enjoy getting trapped
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>>722194976
34
around 15. Shit gets hazy around my 10 year bender of depression, booze and ass.
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>>722194976
32 years old
Lost track at around 100ish. Probably close to 130
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19
2 guys
1 girl
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>>722194976
27 yo
5 ... never occasionally because I'm sucker
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>2
>542
>>
28y
5 girls, all except 1 was a minimum of 1 relationships though.

I enjoy sex and I cannot understand people who "Don't get into relationships because they want a lot of sex".

Fucking retarded argument since I have likely had sex over a thousand times.

What takes time is finding a good girl, IMO a high girl number equals a retarded social ability or a simply slutty behaviour.

Quality over quantity people.
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>>722199151
And yet if a girl has more than one partner she's a slut. Stay classy /b/
>inb4 locks and keys
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>>722198959
Funny story about that. Although this 13yo consented and seduced ME she was being abused by her dad and dads friends that are all now in jail. Her father actually is now a trans woman
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>>722199043
Our hands can spread more disease than penises and vaginas and anuses ever could.

All women would need to be in a full latex costume to put their sheaths on my sword
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>>722194976
2
>70
>>
>20 yrs
>0
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>>722199234
Correction, minimum of 1 YEAR relationships, since I was 15 I have not been single for more than 1 year, if that.
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23
3
>>
19

2 grillssss
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>>722199241
0/10
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>>722194976
21 years old
6 women, 3 guys
inb4 fag
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>>722199241
STD free too! Even I was surprised when I went to the clinic.

Probably only wore a condom with 10 of them.

I'm not even especially good looking either. Just know how to talk to women like they are human beings.
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>>722194976
>20
>1 girl for the last 5 years
Totally worth it.
>>
>18
>0
>Kissless
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>>722194976
35
14 girls
3 guys
>nb4 old fag
>One of the girls I counted twice because I fucked her when she was 14 with no tits, didn't see her for 18 years, then fucked her again about 3 months ago she's now 32. So I counted it as 2 different versions. lol
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>>722199234
>>722199358
How did you avoid spilling spaghetti all over the place?
>>
B4 I was 20 about 28-30

After meeting my fiance 2.

I told her I cheated on her but she doesn'y believe me
>>
20

27

Started when i was 17
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>>722198249
The point is to be honest with your partner.
Was my now wife happy that my college years were spent fucking on film for money? No. But she was happy about the honesty.

>30
>75 women
>10 men
>2 trannies
>>
12
Ur gay mom and sister
>>
17 yo
0 grills :(
>>
>19
>Hugless
>Kissless
>Virgin
How do i kms?
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>>722199151
>>
>wizard
>by def, 0
>>
26 years old, fucked 135+ girls mostly off tinder
>>
>17
>0
never kissed or hugged a girl.
>>
>>722196123
Op was trolling XD
>>
29
6
>>
> 25
> one
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>>722199504
She loves you, anon. Don't do that ever again. Unless you're retarded af
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>>722194976
27 169
>>
18.
15.
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>>722199688

I don't know if your joking or not.
>>
21
Idk maybe around 20? I don't count
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>>722194976
27
zero
kill me
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>>722199762

Or you.
>>
16 yo
1
>>
>>722194976
18
1
I'm still dating my first love and she's the only one I've ever had sex with.
>>
>>722199762
Faggotory starts
>>
22. 10 girls
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>>722194976
24

1

11 year relationship
>>
>16 yo
>1
>>
>>722199797
Literally not, why?
>>
>>722194976
21yo
6 girls
>>
>>722194976

Age: 25

Women: 12
2 girlfriend
9 tinder/okcupid
1 hooker
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>>722199481
That's bending the rules. I can t count my wife twice now she has turned from a walrus to a beached whale after my aryan son
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>>722194976
Stop making this cancer garbage thread every day
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Find DaQuan
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>>722199492
I'm sorry, I know "spaghetti" is some kind of thing here but I don't know what it means.
>>
18: 1
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>>722199895

>been dating since you were 13

Fucking exlpain
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>>722194976
nice woman
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>>722199746
I won't hence only 2. I tried to fuck her sister. Got to unziping her jeans before she said no
>>
16
0

but I have sexted several girls, so im not a complete loss
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>>722200055
Trip trip dub
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>>722200055

>triple triple double
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>>722194976
24 almost 25.
8.
Most of them in one year 2014-2015 while I was abroad in HK. Whitey Bonus is a real thing.
>>
35
7.
If blowjobs count 9
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>>722194976
I only had sex with my sister if that counts?
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>>722194976
18
14
>>
23
13
>>
>>722194976
22

3
a 29yo fat bitch
A 39 yo milf with 3 kids
A 21 yo gorgeous Mediterranean woman
>>
>23
>1
>>
>25
>1

I try...but getting sex is hard for me
>>
29 yo
30 grills.

Last addition to the collection this morning, a 20yo Bulgarian.
>>
>20
>0

I should just kill myself
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>>722200127
Yes you are a loss
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>>722194976
22, married, 3, but if you cound oral and hand jobs, like 10
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>>722200336
why?
>>
>>722194976
24
1
>>
20
7
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>>722200053
>be in school
>have a few gfs
>bitches are bitches
>talk to girl on msn everyday
>ask her out in school
>not tell anyone because its not their business
>we fuck when im 15 and shes 14
>people find out
>idc shes my wifey
>11 years later and were both happy as larry
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>>722199962
Yeah, I guess your right. So we'll stick with 13 girls,3 guy's.
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>>722200398
They never sexted back so you're right ;(
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>>722200404

Good question. Shrug
>>
>>722194976
>23
>0
I got a blowjob once.
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>>722200360

I didn't have sex till I was 20, I understand the social pressure, just don't do something because you feel pressured, you're first time is going to feel awful if you go into just wanting to lose your V card

Trust me
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>>722194976
30
0
>>
>>722194976
Age : 12
Number of women I've fucked :
What is this
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0 (I've never even kissed a girl)
Am I really that unattractive?
I have a nice car and I'm intelligent.
Pic related, it's me.
>>
WHy don't you zeros just pay a hooker. They're cool about it al. Put you at ease by the time you are 20 you need to be at least A 1
>>
27 years old

13 woman.

11 if you don't count blow jobs
>>
24
4
>>
Age: 18
Girls: 0
Although it looks like one soon though hopefully, wish me luck fellas
>>
28
15
>>
>>722200479

I guess that just seems so foreign to me. I can't imagine dating/marrying someone I met at such a young age

I'm currently dating a friend from high school but we had been friends for many years before we started dating
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>>722196899
I hope you get aids.
Its not hard to remember things you put your dick inside, you fucking idiot.
>>
>>722194976
32
4
Number I got pregnant: 3
>>
Why are you faggots counting oral and handy jays? We want to knw the muff thats been ploughed
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>>722199674
Meh.
I don't need you to believe me. I know what's true.
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>>722200555
That's a nice set of trips you've got there sir.
>>
>>722197344
at least nice dubs tho
>>
>>722196662
get banned youngling
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>>722199849
>>722199825
It's not impossible... I'm this guy: >>722199688
>>
>>722194976
23

4 sober and 3? drunk
>>
>>722200619

Hookers are a huge crap shoot though. The only time I saw one was fucking awful >>722199959 (my stats)

She didn't look like her pics on backpage, she tried to check me to see if I was a cop, she wouldn't let me do anything but missionary/cow girl, answered her cell phone taking other guys appointments while I was fucking her

I honestly should have walked out the minute I realize she wasn't her in her pictures but I was depressed after a break up then
>>
>>722197261
why? are you ugly?
>>
>>722196987
same
>>
>>722199151
I don't know, Rick ... It looks fake
>>
>>722200839
Why even keep track of which were drunk... By drunk do you mean passed out and by sex do you mean rape
>>
>>722198923
do you want to tell us the rest of your story?

Also
27
5
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>>722200800

Nice dubs for you sir

Can't say my advice is going to work for everyone but forcing yourself to lose your v card feels bad
>>
>>722194976
>23
> 6 and my cousin
Does the same girl counts?
>>
21

6
>>
>>722200200
Greentext?
>>
>>722200877
I'm just saying that you need to get that 0 off your back. All strategies must be considered
>>
32
50+ live in spring break town
5 since I've been with my current wife some she's was there for others she has no clue about will continue to add to that number
>>
16
1
>>
>>722201034
legend
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>>722194976
32

2
>>
Hate to break it to yall, but if you fuck that many women, you bound to have: low standards, high probability of stds, and/or narcissistic complex.
>>
>>722200981
I once fucked an obese girl then years later she got gastric bypass surgery and was super skinny and fucked her again.... Does that count as two?
>>
29
2
sad life
>>
>>722200980
>>722200800
>trips
> dubs
> quads

This is why you are not getting laid.
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>>722201099
Nice dubz also every hole is a goal
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>>722201099
>>722201155
>>722201166

>mfw this thread
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>>722200926
Get a job as bartender and get some exercise at least 5 times a week.

You'll see how it easy it is.
>>
>>722194976
33
9
married for 10 years though
>>
>20, last month
>1, last December

I promised myself if I was still a virgin at 20 I'd just give up. Reeeeeal lucky break
>>
>>722201099
I've fucked over 100 girls and never had an STD in my life. Use protection and don't fuck sewer trash. A lot of the girls I banged were off tinder and told me I was their first time hooking up with a stranger, 4 of them were literally virgins.
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>>722196446
What's the +1?
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>>722194976
>19
>1
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>>722194976
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no grills here fam.
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>>722201454
And you have a 14" penis and xray vision right?
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