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Sup /b/tards. My IQ is 170. For those of you unfamiliar with

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sup /b/tards.

My IQ is 170. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.

I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.

While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week and Love Ire & Song.

All this and I'm an 18 year old still in high school.

Ask me anything.
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literally no one cares, kys.

saged
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Do you like Phish?
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seen the picture before, somehow attracted
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I think I'm at around 164, your taste in music sucks.
now, my real question is, do you even lift?
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>>722188539
yesterday you said it was 300, what happend? Bad dreams?
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2+2?
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https://soundcloud.com/grivon
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>>722188539
wow, it keeps going up!
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phamily?
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>>722188681
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i bet your moms basement is nice
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>>722188539
Is it just me or whenever this gets reposted the IQ increases ?
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these threads are directed at particular people being doxxed/stalked harrassed by people you literally have no idea how deep it goes. now fuck off randy
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If you were such a smarty pants you would know that the Stanford-Binet intelligence test isn't as objective as everyone would like to give it credit for.
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>>722188539
this guy cut people's selfie sticks jajaja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs-juT5QSzU
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>>722188539
Copy pasta
Also weak vs week.
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>>722188539

>whoisthissemendemon.jpg
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>>722188733
What do i look like? a redneck?
>>722188814
>your taste in music sucks
Well, what's your favorite band?
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>>722189652
>>deep it goes
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>>722188539
ok cool

but can you dodge bullets like neo?
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Again? You're posting the same thing over and over, OP. Also, I'm pretty sure in your last AMA you IQ was around 160. Wow, you really improved yourself. You gotta teach me how to become smarter in a matter of days.
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anybody who doesn't realize this is bait is actually retarded.
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if you wanna feel like a special snowflake go to tumblr
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>>722189837
I like Avenged Sevenfold.
Do you even know that band you little bitch?
I bet you don't even listen to death metal.
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>>722188539
Op's vocabulary stretches as far as common words. Now that's 170 IQ for you. And you forgot to mention you took an IQ test for retards.
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>>722188539
Shit, that IQ is rising from pasta to pasta.
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lol i dont even
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>>722188539
If you believe you're a genius, check how open minded you are.
Research the Flat Earth awakening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNVvRxQWb6g
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https://twitter.com/____astral
masterb8
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>>722188539
>genius level IQ
>can't finish high school ahead of time

sounds totally legit
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>>722190193
cause speaking proficiently gets you anywhere with you garden variety swine. much easier to stay on your level.
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>>722190193
Having the ability to communicate plainly is a sign of intelligence, but it's bait so I wouldn't worry about it too much.
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>>722190382
>dosnt consider extenuating circumstances
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>>722188539
https://twitter.com/____ASTRAL/status/830731294917079040

oh yeah this is some 170 IQ shit right here. Fucking retard.
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>>722190193
Intellect is better measured by critical thinking.
>>722188539
show us your mensa cert.
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>>722190158
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>>722190382
>even attending high school
Not genius. There's no fucking way they'd allow public education to spoil such a mind in this day and age, and there's no way to hide it with all the testing.
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Sup /b/tards.

My IQ is OVER 9000!!!!!! For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.

I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people. I train at 450 times the Earth's gravity level.

While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week and Love Ire & Song.

All this and I'm an 18 year old still in high school.

Ask me anything.
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will you faggots just let this thread die already
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>>722188539
Did you study the blade? Do you wear fedoras? I think this can be chalked up as another case of "op is a fag."
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>>722188539

>getting good grades in the american school system
>thinking it's actually an achievement
>kek
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I live in Ukraine, let's be friends?
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At least change the music
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why the f are you still in highschool. Highschool didnt stop Gabriel Carrol from being a Math olympiad*. Wtf have you done. I mean are you just gifted and lazy and posting on /b or are you going to do anything with your "talent" ... are you in a band? Are you like a top tier violinist or are you just some kid that listens to music and gets strait A's in public school. And are you 18?
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>>722188539
Go tell that to the actual geniuses who changed the world. Not some dipshit who can't even make proper sentences. If OP actually did have 170 IQ There are foundations who scout out people like that and make them attend prestigious schools. What a fucken loser thinking anyone would believe that bs.
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Stop
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it's time to stop
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Yikes
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girl in picture looks like Desu
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Why do people keep talking about IQ as though it's a meaningful number, is it a meme or something? Intelligence quotient was discredited 40 years ago.
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>>722191316
>actual geniuses who changed the world
Who?
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>>722191555
Checked and what a cutie
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>>722188539
Get fucked son.
1- this is bait.
2- it's stale as fuck
3- as someone with an actual IQ of 165+ I find this post to be horrifically slanted and absolutely retarded.

Refer back to my first statement. Then drink a gallon of prune juice and a handful of shredded bamboo.
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>>722191735
She Delivered for us as well.
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Do you believe in the theories of multiple intelligence
Ie. That a person who is dumb as dirt in one subjecf could be genius level in another?
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>>722188539
170 cocks in your ass right now
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>>722191837
i live it bro..
it could be two sides of the brain not communicating so you do something you know is stupid but cant do anything about it. it sucks.
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>>722190158
Avenged Sevenfold is aight. I prefer Bring Me the Horizon and Anberlin. Saw Anberlin at warped tour a couple years ago, their second to last performance before dissolving the band.

Been listening to M83's Junk and Jinsang's Solitude. lately. Good light music.
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>>722189082
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>>722191715
Are you actually that fucken stupid kek kys.
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>>722190350
I hope you aren't actually a flatearther fam. I've seen the earth's curvature, it's legit a spheroid.
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>>722192121
no i dont believe in anything..
cups of sand in a desert as it were
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>>722192121
Where have you seen the curvature from?
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>>722188539
Okay, that's pretty cool.
What now?
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So flat earthers are all trolls, right? It's just a meme?
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what is your opinion on colour/sound synesthesia being innate to everybody but pruned out in early stages if said neural paths are not used

do you have any evidence to suggest that it was your upbringing that is responsible for your nurture rather than freakish genetics?
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>>722188539
IQ 170 wooooooo
and you post here and try to feed ur ego here
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I would say you sound like a massive cunt
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>>722190770
Lol what are you even smoking? That's the exact purpose of public schools. Destroying the creativity and individuality of the intelligent is job #1.
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>>722192519
like many things it is a combination of both factors for they are both in play

many speculate that genius is more the result of mental conditioning than novel genetics. certainly a persons upbringing and other factors such a mental health may facilitate such conditioning

use the connections or lose them
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>>722188539
but never had sex. Ain't that right
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>>722188539
I also have synesthesia and high IQ. Is yours geometric colors and visuals from music or pitch?
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>>722192268
From the windows of a private chartered jet. Also physics says a diskworld would be influenced by solar winds and begin spinning in relation to the sun.
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>>722192268
my drone son..shit flys up 3 miles when the wind is right
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>>722188539
>My IQ is 170.
>I have "genius-level" intelligence.
> I get straight A's without studying
>I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.
>I'm an 18 year old still in high school.

Genius my fucking ass. You should've graduated High School at 15-16 and have been in college by 18.
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>>722188539
My IQ is 165 and I would never ever brag about it, especially on an autistic den of human failures
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>>722193121
>you just did
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>>722193121
you just did son..
now go back to special ed and let the adults talk ok?
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>>722193121
must be bait
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>>722188539
mmmmm, gotta love that pasta
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>>722188681
You think, "sage" bumps a thread down, don't you?
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>>722193282
hey newfag fuck off
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>>722193100
Your physics is flawed, the sun is not 93 million miles away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQkLqw9cu18
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>>722193121
I hear you dude. Most people with upper level IQ like us don't feel the need to announce our IQ unless asked. Even then it's easy enough to realize IQ tests aren't a decent measure of intelligence, just logical capacity and even then the accuracy drops off after ~135 because the tests were designed by people with lower-than genius level IQs.
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>>722193409
they will hunt you down...any genius know this
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>>722193100
>Also physics says a diskworld would be influenced by solar winds and begin spinning in relation to the sun.

>>space
>>wind
choose one retard
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>>722193397
You're obviously not capable of visualizing a sphere of adequate size. Your scale is off and so you believe that it's flat because you can't extrapolate.
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>>722193361
So you like playing along with b8? You're the newfag.
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This is now a FLAT EARTH THREAD
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>>722193547
solar winds brooo
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>>722193586
yes i do

look what just happened

a flat earth debate just got started from this pasta thread

fucking nigger fuck off
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>>722193499
And? I keep quiet. I dropped out of college and focus on what makes me happy. Doing freelance therapy work right now. Working with peopke the system chewed up and spit out makes me feel alive.
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>>722193635
>solar
>winds
you
must
pick
one
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So you gonna raise your score by 2 Points every week?
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>>722193702
that is good to hear and inspiring..

what a joy to wake up in the morning and realize "ahh, there is still time."
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>>722188539
I was a child prodigy. My IQ was rated at four sigmas and I taught myself to read and write from comic books at the age of two. Everything was always effortless for me -- until I reached highschool and discovered that the world not only does not reward intelligence, it actually persecutes those who possess it.

You should understand that there are many different types of intelligence. My own, for example, is focused largely on understanding patterns, meaning my skills revolve around language, philosophy, and political analysis, while my mathematical skills are sub-par. Because of my gift for seeing over-arching patterns and the way complex systems interact, I saw very early in life that the world has been designed by a small number of reptilian, sociopathic billionaires to suppress creative thought. Those who dedicate themselves to opposinging this will face a lifetime of struggle and destitution.

Because of this, my life has been sheer misery. I've been homeless repeatedly, my health is shattered from stress and poor diet, and after nearly 50 years on this planet, my reward is living in a bare, cement and cinder block basement with no fridge, no stove, no shower, no vehicle, and sleeping on an old piece of foam.

I have accomplished much in my life, but all of it has been for the betterment of my community; none of it has been recognized or appreciated, and never will be. I knew this would be the case before I even started.

If you haven't realized it yet, you soon will; your intelligence was not a blessing but a terrible curse. If you truly are gifted, then you will see the cage into which you were born, and you will be driven to escape, no matter what the cost -- while most people are incapable of even seeing the bars because they've been trained to be happy living inside their prison cell with no desire to leave.
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>>722193409

yo nigga u so right damn son my iq be like 74 sheet need to keep dis on the dl cuz dese fagz dont understand yamean.
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>>722193547
Solar winds aren't wind dipshit, it's just a term that's used. Solar winds are the wide-spectrum energy emissions of stars. These emissions can exert force on objects, not a lot but enough to effect just about everything in space.
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>>722193702

I was a child prodigy. My IQ was rated at four sigmas and I taught myself to read and write from comic books at the age of two. Everything was always effortless for me -- until I reached highschool and discovered that the world not only does not reward intelligence, it actually persecutes those who possess it.

You should understand that there are many different types of intelligence. My own, for example, is focused largely on understanding patterns, meaning my skills revolve around language, philosophy, and political analysis, while my mathematical skills are sub-par. Because of my gift for seeing over-arching patterns and the way complex systems interact, I saw very early in life that the world has been designed by a small number of reptilian, sociopathic billionaires to suppress creative thought. Those who dedicate themselves to opposinging this will face a lifetime of struggle and destitution.

Because of this, my life has been sheer misery. I've been homeless repeatedly, my health is shattered from stress and poor diet, and after nearly 50 years on this planet, my reward is living in a bare, cement and cinder block basement with no fridge, no stove, no shower, no vehicle, and sleeping on an old piece of foam.

I have accomplished much in my life, but all of it has been for the betterment of my community; none of it has been recognized or appreciated, and never will be. I knew this would be the case before I even started.

If you haven't realized it yet, you soon will; your intelligence was not a blessing but a terrible curse. If you truly are gifted, then you will see the cage into which you were born, and you will be driven to escape, no matter what the cost -- while most people are incapable of even seeing the bars because they've been trained to be happy living inside their prison cell with no desire to leave.
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>>722193751
k
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>>722193922
“Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"
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>>722193935
Is there some reason you just reposted everything I wrote?
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i would give anything to be like you. thank you for posting.
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>>722193976

Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life. You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the pussy while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power. So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America. You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married. Seems swell, doesn't it? I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have
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>>722194028

Calvin lay there in bed, next to his tiger. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Hobbes on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend. Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump.

"Stop.." Hobbes mumbled with a growl, pushing him away. Calvin turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured. He shook Hobbes awake. He didn't wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. "What, Calvin?" He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep. "I love you." "I love you too.." Hobbes said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He wondered. "Do you really love me?" "Yeah, why?" Hobbes sat up further, sleep forgotten. "I want to mate with you.." Calvin blushed.

"Wait! What? You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscence plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I though "nah, forget it, yo home to Bel Air"! I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight, yelled to the cabbie, yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom, and I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air.
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>>722188539
Lad
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>>722193863
tldr; i was born a faggot
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>>722194036

She just laid there watching me as I sat down next to her and put my hand around her cock. I started moving my hand slowly up and down, noticing how soft the skin felt despite how stiff it was. Even her dick seemed girly. I was thinking about sucking it a little when she suddenly moaned and raised her hips. I instinctively pumped a little harder as I saw a thick white jet of cum shoot out over my hand and land on her stomach. She kept flexing her hips as a few more spurts came out, then she fell limp with a long sigh. The sight of her cumming had made my own cock fully hard again. She saw it sticking up as I stood to wipe off my hand and her stomach. She groaned and rolled her eyes.
"Go to bed, Knob," she said, tugging her boxers back up. "Just remember that I owe you a beating." She grinned evilly and I made a hasty exit before she decided to make good on it.
Things were quiet for a few days. It was obvious to me that I was getting more and more attracted to my own sister, and it was just as obvious that it didn't bother me much. I knew it was wrong but it didn't feel like what we did was hurting anybody.
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>>722194036
you already are..
you just are not looking in the right place
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>>722193970
>azimuthal projection
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>>722194131


You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet.

I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
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>>722193702

"Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."
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>>722194137

moshi moshi, im looking for a server where there aren't that many people but people are instead very active. Also, I am looking for weeb as fuck friends OVER THE AGE OF 18 who've seen like 300 + different anime AND OWN LIKE 100+ VOLUMES OF MANGA AND FUCKING HAS NO LIFE AND SPENDS 12 + HOURS IN FRONT OF THEIR COMPUTER SCREEN. POST YOUR MAL AS PROOF AND POST PICS OF YOUR MANGA COLLECTION!! (Or send them to me if that's your thing). ALSO LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO WATCH ANIME WITH TOGETHER WITH VOICE CHAT PLUGGED TO YOUR EARS!!!! WE CAN ALSO LOW KEY WATCH HENTAI TOGETHER (MY FAVORITE IS THE ONI CHICHI SERIES) LASTLY, IM A HUGE GAYMER! I HAVE STEAM AND EVERYTHING AND I PLAY LOTS OF GAYMES. I AM NOT A FUCKING FURRY OR MLP FAGGOT! Is this the channel I'm looking for? IF NOT, ADD ME IF YOU'RE INTERESTED! ALSO, I LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. This is my genuine attempt at seeking a companion that may or may not be interested in becoming good friends with me, so please read this thoroughly and apply at your leisure. Yours truly, Captain AYYYYY LMAO
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>>722188539
Stale pasta.

In addition, thinking that a concept as abstract as intelligence can be boiled down to an antiseptic number is kind of hilarious, especially for people who proport to be on the high end of that scale.
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>>722194131
thanks man. today is a new beginning. fuck the haters.
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>>722194301
After a whole shitload of pure drama bullshit, from home and friends, I've put my foot down.

I'm tired of people treating me like the dog shit under their shoes they step on me and wipe me away as if I'm nothing but dirt.

No longer will I have people who say they wish to be "friends" with me and then turn around and call me horrible names and say that being friends with me was a mistake, because I am no longer going to give anyone the chance of friendship. Or even love.

I have realized that as humans, we are capable of doing nothing but hate one another and that hate is the only justified way of getting what you want in your life and achieving your dreams.
Love and kindness gets you no where but being left in the dirt.

Today, officially marks the day of a new me.

And entirely different person.

I admit, it's hard to change being who you are, considering that the person you're born being is what you're most accustomed to and know most well, but this has been a long, grueling process.

But, with past events that have happened to me, on sites I've belonged to and made friends with on and then having them all turn against me, and my own family turning against me, it has helped motivate me to make this change.


Violet has been hidden away for years, and now I'm fully letting her loose and free. She was my evil and dark persona. She hates people, the world, happiness, smiles, sunshine, love and everything that brings goodness in the world. She, in other words, is a dark, cold hearted bitch who hates everyone and rejoices in evil and the pain and fall of others.

I have given her up as my persona, and changed into her completely.

I am not Violet, temporarily, she and I have joined as one. I, myself, am Violet.
And I rejoice in hate in pain.

People have brought it upon me, and I shall bring it upon them.
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>>722194181
k
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>>722188539

Most people with your IQ has already finished highschool by your age, what are you, retarded?
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>>722194343

What da doo-doo did yousa just say about meesa, yousa litta bitty bitch? I’ll has yousa know meesa graduated bombad of meesa class in da Jedi Seals, and meesa been involved in numerous secret raids on da Federation, and meesa has over 300 confirmed kills. Meesa trained in guerilla warfare and meesa da bombad sniper in da entire Republic armed forces. Yousa nutting to meesa but just another target. Meesa ganna wipe yousa da doo-doo out with precision da likein of which has never been seen before on dis Naboo, mark meesa doo-doo words. Yousa thinkin yousa ganna getin away with sayin da doo-doo to meesa over da internet? Thinkin again, fucker. As weesa speak meesa contacting meesa secret network of spies across da Republic and yousa IP is bein traced right now so yousa bombad prepare for da storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes out da pathetic litta bitty thing yousa call yousa life. Yousa doo-doo dead, kid. Meesa ganna be anywhere, anytime, and meesa ganna kill yousa in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with meesa bare hands. Not only meesa extensive train in unarm combat, but meesa access to da entire arsenal of da Republic Jedi Order and meesa ganna use it to its full extent to wipe yousa miserable doo-doo off da face of da galaxy, yousa litta bitty doo-doo. If only yousa can has known what unholy retribution yousa litta bitty “clever” comment was about to bring down upon yousa, maybe yousa woulda held yousa doo-doo tongue. But yousa couldn’t, yousa didn’t, and now yousa gonna pay da price, yousa goddamn idiot. Meesa ganna doo-doo fury all over yousa and yousa ganna drown in it. Yousa doo-doo dead, kiddo.
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>>722193834
Never let the system catch you. Mental hospitals aren't made to help people, they're made to destroy functioning humans for money.

I'm helping a 16 year old girl who got thrown in a 24 hour hold because she told a kid to drink bleach and then told a social worker too much truth. They medicated her for schizophrenia despite her not having it. Now she has symptoms of it from the drugs they gave her. A 24 hold without her parent's consent, turned into a 6 day stay with her parents going every day to try to get her out.

Risperidone destroys people and it's completely by design. I've counseled other kids who spent years in mental hospitals and the longer you're on them the longer it takes the "schizophrenia" symptoms to dissipate.
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>>722188539
Are you a trap? you look like a trap.
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Why is this thread being raided by cancerous mouth-breathers? I'm assuming some Trumplorable with a subnormal intelligence was triggered by OP and is lashing out with the only thing at his disposal with such a damaged intellect: shit-posting.
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>>722194343
see how mad they get? if you can then you are closer than you think..
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>>722194383

But you know what? I don’t care! I’ll rake in the coal! You’re logic is flawed, kiddo. Don't like what people are doing with it? Downvote me, that'll show 'em! Go ahead and press that down arrow, I know you're itching to do it. Think you're contributing to the community? "Doing your civic duty"? Nope. You're just decreasing a meaningless number on the internet. You just want to hop on the bandwagon. Well POUNCE! O can hear you as your feet land on the cold real steel of the inside of the wagon. You know what? Enjoy the ride, for now. Maybe even stick your head out the window and feel the breeze while you reflect on the importance of your downvote to me. I'll even give you my word, this isn't even my primary account, kiddo. Downvote away, downvote to your heart's content. But listen kid, please remember rule 1 of reddit. Treat the other people commenting as if they are human beings. It is fascinating, however, that people ignore the fact that I am right just because the first two people downvoted me. From that point it is just snowballs. When people see downvotes, do they neglect their own ability or reason? It is similar to the fallacy of poisoning the well. Once they see the fact that others disagree, they assume that the person must be wrong, even if undeniable truth is on the other side.
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>>722193751
Solar winds are particle streams, dipshit. Look it up next time
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>>722192816
No, the purpose of public school is to destroy the intellect of the middle-class.
>>722194074
m8 you're such a loser.
that pasty nerd has no social skills that will allow them to get a job.
99% of pasty nerds will be nothing more than pasty nerd wage slaves.
alpha males are the men that are sociable, intelligent, and charismatic enough to build the connections that found a successful business.

Get off 4chan and get a life, and you better hurry, you're dead at 30.

And get some pussy. Everybody knows how the virgin is.
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>>722194452
Hey :) are you ok... need a hand with stretching... haha i want to just touch your goddess of a body... i want to sniff you... touch you... lick you... you're mmaking me so horny desu desu uuguuu moshi moshi ___^ i went to japan once and you're the hottest asian girl i've ever seen... i havent fucked an asian girl but i'd fuck you!
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>>722194494

Does anyone else have a tickling fetish? Dear god, I love a good tickling. Armpit, feet, wherever, as long as I am tickled to my hearts delight. The first thing that I look for in a woman are her hands, they must be delicate enough to have the light touch of a feather, but they must have the weight to be effective at tickling. Whenever I get tickled it's just I just took 5 viagra and my erection goes to full mast. I think it's the childish joy of being dominated that really gives me the sexual satisfaction that I seek when I want to be tickled. It's the best fucking thing I've ever experienced in my entire goddamn life.
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>>722188539
I'm a genius too, I also have an IQ of 170+. That lead to future heavy drug use to numb my mind
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>>722194467
Punishments are regular and severe, should the monstrosity consume a BANNED FOOD he receives the appropriate punishment. For example:

BANNED FOOD #7527 BURRITO The accused is rolled up in a carpet and rolled down a hill.

BANNED FOOD #2347 WHIPPED CREAM The accused is made to sit underneath a large open cage of pigeons for 6 hours, before being whipped through the streets with a "fat o' nine tails".

BANNED FOOD #343 CHICKEN The accused is tarred, feathered and then thrown off a roof.

I understand the concern that some healthy males might have a high BMI due to the fact that muscle weighs more than fat. Therefore I have introduced a method I've dubbed "The Donut Technique" to weed out and separate the human... from the human sofa.... Basically, you just rub a jam donut on the individual's mouth and if he at any point licks his lips... he's slave material.

I also appreciate that some fat people are simply too fat to be slaves. They appear unable to walk or even stand up properly; bedridden and beached like a fucking sperm whale. In these extreme cases, these slug like behemoths will be slowly carved until enough flesh is removed that they can squeeze through their kitchen door. This serves a double purpose as the carefully sliced 'meat' becomes a slave's staple meal, thus reducing overheads still further.

But it's not all doom and gloom... The grotesque will receive it's freedom the day it loses the weight and be permitted to integrate back into society. Thus creating the perfect equilibrium, a veritable utopia. The people they'd previously presided over. No man, woman or child is permitted to lead a sedentary lifestyle for too long.

The economy is repaired due to unpaid slave labour, taxes reduced, less money need be invto unparalleled creeds, colours, communities and people that reply to you with a crying emoji unironically...

ManE NO FAT MORE PEOPLE and therefore there will be no slaves...
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>>722194588
I'll tell you what. I'm as straight as you can get, and I hate faggots. My son came out as gay and I told him I didn't want him living under my roof anymore. He moved in with his sister and he's dead to me. But I have no shame in saying that I visit TS escorts and have blown my load many times in their tight asses. I even have a couple of beautiful TS babes who do dom work and they throatfuck me, let me rim their holes and come all over my face. This has nothing to do with being gay. They are women with penises. The penis itself is not male, it's attached to a woman.

A PENIS IS A PIECE OF MEAT. A piece of meat does not affect my sexuality. Do you let someone call you a pervert if your penis touches a pork chop? No. It wouldn't mean you were a porcinesexual.

A penis is flesh. A beautiful lady having a different shape of flesh will not change my sexuality. No matter how many of them I let inside me or how many I beg for their seed. I don't need to be called gay by narrow minded busybodies. How come this concern for policing sexuality only happens to straight men. For sake of fuck, DO YOU REALLY THINK GEORGE MICHAEL WAS IN HOUSES IN LONDON HAVING SEX WITH LADYBOYS he could afford it but no he was a gay he liked men he would never be with a transgoddess because he realised they were women. Maybe if he would have avoided all gay activity and stayed with traps he would still be with us today, the dirty faggot God rest his soul
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>>722194426
exactly. for instance, when a governors wife calls your phone and tells you to consider elcetro-shock therapy its time to stop.
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>>722194467
i always suspected that i had untapped brilliance just waiting to be unleashed. thank you for the inspiration and courage.
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>>722193121

He, who was an authentic Vending Machine maniac, died from a traffic accident while protecting a vending machine. He, who had expected that his life was finished, woke up in a lake shore surrounded by abundant nature. He didn’t understand what had happened to himself. He only knew that he had become a vending machine. Alone in the labyrinth of another world… As he wanders alone, he meets a lone girl who causes the story to change.
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>>722194726
I don't even know what you're on about.
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>>722194426

155.

None of the first six replies are answers to the question. Quora is about answers, not being like politicians on Sunday morning TV talk shows who ignore the question and give a little speech. At least make a guess.

My estimate is 155, based primarily on his earlier aptitude tests, his ability to read and apply technical information, and his ability to use numbers to make process changes unique in the history of a complicated industry.

I think I am more qualified to make this estimate than average because I studied Elon Musk specifically to guess his IQ and have successfully guessed how he would think in some areas. In NLP terms, this is called modeling his strategies.

My estimate of his IQ would be higher, but I spoke to Elon face to face about some things that were very crucial to achievement of his larger goals, and was stunned to see he had not considered the implications. Some of these were bullets dodged, things that authentic journalists should have asked and, if Musk's answers had been printed, would have led to scientific criticism.

155 is still high, and I imagine it's far higher than the IQ of most billionaires. I know 18 billionaires, and Musk gets a higher estimated IQ than any of them.
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It's not possible to have an intelligent conversation on /b/ any more, is it? There was a time, not that many years ago, that I used to come here to argue with people whom I might not have agreed with, but who had interesting opinions and who were capable of making me think. Now any attempt at actual conversation either 404s without a response or it's attacked by subnormals, as with this thread, in a deliberate attempt to prevent the exchange of ideas.

It really is depressing. Where once /b/ was a subversive and dangerous voice, now it's an idiot burbling noise used to promote the status quo by drowning out dissent.
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>>722194790
So as if anime isn't already bad enough by itself now you motherfuckers are gettin into a little sonething called traps. Basically, it's a dude that dresses like a chick, has a dick, and you say it isn't gay. Well I'm here to tell you, IT'S FUCKING GAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! If I walk up to you right fuckin' now with me being a dude and you being a dude and you are turned on by me, that would be gaaaaay. It's no different for fuckin' traps just 'cause they dress like a chick don't mean don't mean they are a chick they got a dick and it's gay! AND DON'T SAY THE DICK MAKES IT CUTER, 'CAUSE THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER THAT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER! THAT MAKES YOU GAY, BITCH! AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES OF 'EM WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED AND THEIR FUCKING NUTS HANGING OUT. I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT SHIT! I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU! STOP SENDING ME HENTAI!!! STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES!!! STOP SENDING ME TRAPS!!! OH MY GOD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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this would be impossible on a spinning globe shooting through space
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>>722194683
i had pasta last night
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>>722194790
good..forget i said anything..
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>>722194858

Really, I think I would wanna be the opposite gender just to masturbate. It just kills me not knowing what it feels like!

Like, a girl masturbating has such an intense orgasm that their hips shake and buck up as their ecstasy flows right through them. I wanna feel that intensity. I wanna know what it feels like. Instead, I watch with jealousy as they rest their bodies against the now-damp sheets. My favorite are the pillow biters that keep quiet, but breathe heavily through their teeth. Oh man, don't get me started on the variety of toys. You girls have so many options.

Or guys! I wanna know that feeling of what it's like to always want to masturbate. That desire and urge to want to take the risk of whipping it out as someone comes into the front door. Each stroke getting closer and closer to your climax. I wanna know the power of what it's like to be able to grasp something hot with pleasure. My favorite are the ones that squeeze every drop out, as though it was some kinda toothpaste meeting its last cycle. I envy you guys.

Jeez, I wish I could just be my opposite gender.
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>>722189837

you clearly have no clue what you are talking about. i absolutely hate phish fans myself but they certainly aren't rednecks
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>>722194908
[Disclaimer: I don't speak dutch]

Hello! I see you took the time to look at my profile and read this. Thanks!

Anyways, I'm Triple A, but you can just call me Tom. Don't ask where the username comes from. I don't have any problem with my friends using my IRL name to talk to me. I'm usually playing tf2, and if I'm not, then I'm either doing something important or don't have the means to (no computer, etc.)

"No fight, only moonwalk"

8:08 PM - Gabus: this gun 8:08 PM - Gabus: i hate it 8:09 PM - p_rty.: its fun 8:09 PM - p_rty.: it shoots chalk 8:09 PM - p_rty.: appreciate it

6:46 PM - Santa Smith: jump on top of someone 6:46 PM - Santa Smith: and fucking kek them 6:46 PM - Santa Smith: to neverland

6:42 PM - there_is_lots_of_rats.rosen: You have to remember that one year was year 1337 and people didn't even have memes back then

12:32 AM - daddy's back: what 12:32 AM - daddy's back: do 12:32 AM - daddy's back: trees 12:32 AM - daddy's back: fucking 12:32 AM - daddy's back: spring up 12:32 AM - daddy's back: like 12:32 AM - daddy's back: BOING 12:32 AM - daddy's back: and they fly away 12:32 AM - daddy's back: and like 12:32 AM - daddy's back: fly into your house 12:32 AM - daddy's back: and like 12:32 AM - daddy's back: it's just a usual occurance 12:32 AM - daddy's back: like 12:32 AM - daddy's back: "oh barry how're you doin'?" 12:33 AM - daddy's back: "oh you know, spring's here, i already have three oaks lodged into the side of my house" 12:33 AM - daddy's back: "nice."

Honorable Mentions Sniper unusual is a gift from 2 great IRL friends Siropo & Amel Who is this guy even supposed to be? 19:42 - The3rdUprising: excuse me sir i noticed im not in the honorable mentions on ur steam profile and if u dont add me i will kill myself and leave a note saying its ur fault

Sorry if I forgot to put you on here, just remind me and I'll fix it.

P.S Almost forgot, if you see me equipping a hat/misc, it's probably NOT for sale, I'm not nearly rich enough :P
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>>722188539
What's your opinion on Hopsin's Ill Mind of Hopsin 1-9, J Cole's Born Sinner and 2014 Forest Hills Drive?
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>>722194858
don't worry man. you're fellow genius's are here watching and waiting, following your lead.
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>>722194975

As soon as i saw Anime on Tv I was happy to see it played, I Like inuyasha, FMA, Naruto and many others but why? At 34 years old loving anime, isn't this strange?

Loving Anime is loving someone You cherish it forever Until You die but Anime is Amazing what they can do today.. Its in 2-D, 3-D and CG's But no matter what, Anime to me will always cherish me into my heart and soul When i was younger Anime never existed,Why? Anime will stay into the younger kids today,

Anime Rocks, Anime will rule the world maybe someday? What can you do not without a pencil today? You Can draw Anime, You Can always give you're best shot to draw even if you're not good enough, True isn't it? You can put Anime on Tv, on a website about everything,Anime Kick Butt.
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>>722188539
What's it like having IQ squarely around room temp?
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170? Yeah, whatever. For those that don't know that's where the standard bullshit tests top out. Similar thing for the psychometric tests IBM used when I interviewed there, I completed all three parts of the test (patterns, math, social) in under the time limit and near 100% correct. Depends what you want to do with it, what you think life is about. I can do whatever I need to, so I am never the under achiever. If I am interested I am the over achiever. But what's life about? I have the physical and mental presence to do whatever I want, I choose to have enough and to do what I please. Today that means going to Yosemite.
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>>722194975
nice try but that road is closed for construction
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>>722195035
Married filing separately (if the couple lived together for any part of the year): $0 (to qualify for a full contribution); $0–$10,000 (to be eligible for a partial contribution) Regardless of income but subject to contribution limits, contributions can be made to a Traditional IRA and then converted to a Roth IRA. This allows for "backdoor" contributions where individuals are able to avoid the income limitations of the Roth IRA. There is no limit to the frequency with which conversions can occur, so this process can be repeated indefinitely.

Inherited Roth IRAs act a little differently, in that: the spouse can combine the Roth IRA with his or her own Roth IRA the spouse can make contributions and otherwise control the account required minimum distributions do not apply income tax does not apply to distributions estate tax (if any) does not apply at the time of transfer
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>>722195055

Congress has limited who can contribute to a Roth IRA based upon income. A taxpayer can contribute the maximum amount listed at the top of the page only if their Modified Adjusted Gross Income (MAGI) is below a certain level (the bottom of the range shown below). Otherwise, a phase-out of allowed contributions runs proportionally throughout the MAGI ranges shown below. Once MAGI hits the top of the range, no contribution is allowed at all; however, a minimum of $200 may be contributed as long as MAGI is below the top of the range (e.g., a single 40-year-old with MAGI $124,999 may still contribute $200 to a Roth IRA vs. $30). Excess Roth IRA contributions may be recharacterized into Traditional IRA contributions as long as the combined contributions do not exceed that tax year's limit. The Roth IRA MAGI phase out ranges for 2015 are: Single filers: Up to $116,000 (to qualify for a full contribution); $116,000–$131,000 (to be eligible for a partial contribution) Joint filers: Up to $183,000 (to qualify for a full contribution); $183,000–$193,000 (to be eligible for a partial contribution)
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>>722189643
Why wouldnt they?
Increasing it just gets more and more answers from newfags
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>>722195058

Direct contributions to a Roth IRA (principal) may be withdrawn tax and penalty-free at any time. Earnings may be withdrawn tax and penalty-free after 5 years if the condition of age 59½ (or other qualifying condition) is also met. Rollover, converted (before age 59½) contributions held in a Roth IRA may be withdrawn tax and penalty-free after 5 years. Distributions from a Roth IRA do not increase Adjusted Gross Income. This differs from a traditional IRA, where all withdrawals are taxed as ordinary income, and a penalty applies for withdrawals before age 59½. (Even capital gains on stocks or other securities held in a regular taxable account–so long as they are held for at least a year–are generally treated more advantageously than traditional IRA withdrawals, being taxed not as Ordinary Income, but at the lower Long-Term Capital Gain rate.) This potentially higher tax rate for withdrawals of capital gains from a traditional IRA is a quid pro quo for the deduction taken against ordinary income when putting money into the IRA. A roth IRA can actually hold up to a lifetime maximum $10,000 in earnings, withdrawals are considered qualified (tax-free) if the money is used to acquire a principal residence for the Roth IRA owner. This principal residence must be acquired by the Roth IRA owner, their spouse, or their lineal ancestors and descendants. The owner or qualified relative who receives such a distribution must not have owned a home in the previous 24 months.

Unfortunately, Double taxation may still occur within these tax sheltered investment plans. For example, foreign dividends may be taxed at their point of origin, and the IRS does not recognize this tax as a creditable deduction. There is some controversy over whether this violates existing Joint Tax Treaties, such as the Convention Between Canada and the United States of America With Respect to Taxes on Income and on Capital.
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>>722192575
How do you operate on that level of understanding?
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>>722195151
Have you considered looking into Roth IRAs? A Roth IRA can be an individual retirement account containing investments in securities, usually common stocks and bonds, often through mutual funds (although other investments, including derivatives, notes, certificates of deposit, and real estate are possible). A Roth IRA can also be an individual retirement annuity, which is an annuity contract or an endowment contract purchased from a life insurance company. As with all IRAs, the Internal Revenue Service mandates specific eligibility and filing status requirements. A Roth IRA's main advantages are its tax structure and the additional flexibility that this tax structure provides. Also, there are fewer restrictions on the investments that can be made in the plan than many other tax advantaged plans, and this adds somewhat to the popularity, though the investment options available depend on the trustee (or the place where the plan is established).
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Fuck this gay thread
I'm gonna make a sandwich
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All of the shit-posting going on in here is one person with a subnormal intelligence triggered by the knowledge that he was born inferior, and that he can prevent smarter people from discussing things beyond his comprehension by just throwing poop until they all leave. Welcome to nu-/b/.
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>>722195218

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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>>722190350
You're autistic
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>>722195240
TOSSYSYS MEME REIVEWI SIIS ON A THE INCR EASINGLY VERBSE MEM. THAT'S A NEWER MEMTHAT I REALLY LIKE IT' WWS WHEN I PICTURE GETS REALLY CRPAPY WHILE THE WORS DS NEXT TO THE PICTURE GET RELALY GOOD. LIKE, RELALY TECHNICAL AND GOOD. OR GOOD AND VERY WORDED GOOD. JUST LIEK ESM Y DESCRIPT ON BOXES WHICH I WRITTE M YSELFFF BELIFV IT OR NUT! SO I LIKE THIS MEMEMEEME MEE A LOT AND I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS MEMME TOO CUZ IT'S QUALTYTYTYTYT MEM VEYR FUNNE AND LOTS OF POOPRTUNITY FOR MMEE DIVERSITY AND PDIFFERENT TRICKS WITH WODRDS AND RAWAAANGSWS! THANKS FOR WATCNG!
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>>722188539
Does liking traps make me gay?
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>>722195240
maybe if you slow down and listen for a second you might learn something. did you ever think of that?
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bye

you know who you are

rusty
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>>722195289

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
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>>722195334

I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
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How long has thia autistic superiority complex lingered in that little noodle of yours? And how often do you lie to yourself to maintain this false new ego?
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>>722195351
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.

I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
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>>722195415
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
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>>722195289
You're deceived
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>>722195504
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. Rick Perry is a vile, piece of shit human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone.
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>>722188539
Wow, really? I saw someone else on /b/ a couple days ago that also has an IQ of 170, synesthesia, and absolute pitch. They also happened to like the same exact music as you! It's almost like you're a fucking liar and should kys!
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>>722195588

I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care. The only exception is if someone is going after my life. Even then, I'll do the minimum amount of harm to them that I possibly can in protecting myself. If someone points a gun at me and I can get out of it without harming them, I'd prefer to do that over killing them.
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>>722189782
yup. it's just an old pasta, and that's it.

/thread
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>>722188539
stop it
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>>722195633

I consider myself a feminist. I don't believe in enforced or uniform gender roles; they may happen naturally, but they should never be coerced into happening unnaturally. As in, the societal pressure for gender roles should really go, even if it'll turn out that the majority of relationships continue operating the same way of their own accord. I treat women with the same outlook I treat men, and never participate in the old Reddit "women are crazy" circlejerk, because there are multiple women out there and each have different personalities just like there are multiple men out there and each with different personalities. I don't think you do much of anything except scare off the awesome women out there by going on and on about the ones who aren't awesome.

That doesn't mean I look for places to victimize women, I just don't believe it's fair to make generalizations such as the one about women acting like everything's OK when it's really not (and that's a particularly harsh example, because all humans do that).
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>>722192421
No, it has some legititamcy. It's actually thought to be a slightly convex disk which mimicks curvature.
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>tfw no new pics
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>>722194074
"Hey look, I'm projecting"
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>>722195721
I'm kind of tired of citing these examples and I'm guessing you're getting tired of reading them, if you've even made it this far. In closing, the people who know me in real life all respect me, as do a great many people in the Reddit brony community, where I spend most of my time and where I'm pretty known for being helpful around the community. A lot of people in my segment of the community are depressed or going through hard times, and I spend a lot of time giving advice and support to people there. Yesterday someone quoted a case of me doing this in a post asking everyone what their favorite motivational/inspirational quote was, and that comment was second to the top, so I guess other people agreed (though, granted, it was a pretty low-traffic post, only about a dozen competing comments).
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>>722188539
Do you have nudes to share?
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>>722195770
It was then I knew i had made a mistake. When she started smoking at that young age, I knew as a father I had made bad decisions early on in teaching her life lessons. She was a beautiful young thing when she was fresh, but some influences lead her destiny all down the wrong road. It began with the economic collapse, when we couldn't afford a house and a decent living, when we took to the streets. We eventually got put in emergency housing, but due to a miscalculation by the management, we were left with an oven and no microwave. Well, here I am now, looking at my daughter smoking. She had even admitted it, and was in a huge rush to stop smoking. Sucks, I need dinner, she's not leaving the oven.
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>>722195624
So, you allow yourself to get beat up so you don't have to exercise your right to defend yourself?
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>>722195834
Yo I mean no disrespect Xx_MemeDaddy420_xX but, THAT IS A FUCKING LIE at 5:00 - 5:35 In fact this ENTIRE VIDEO IS SHIT Don't you dare act like this is OK this isn't OK do you really think that your life is so beyond recovering that it's OK if you just stick to the side and act as if you have no free will is a absolute FUCKING SHIT. This is your life you sad faced human. If you focus on what others think of you every single goddamn day you'll wake up one day on your death bed thinking where is everyone? I thought they'd all care for me because I sacrificed so much! You need to realize that life an't no roses and love stories. You need to grab this crazy fucking world that we all exist in. You might think your alone because you listen to music and where beanies every day of your procrastinate existence. IF you REALLY understood music you'd know that music isn't just for the ending if it was then musicians would only make finales. Yet in music it's quite the opposite. You were supposed to dance or sing while the music is being played not stand aside and watch others enjoy the music while you stand by and watch for what will come either 60 years or 6 days it is the same for every human on the earth every single organism and piece of star dust WILL DIE. If you decide it's OK to stand aside and be the nobody then you really are throwing away this great opportunity of living. Even when you speak of being alone you talk in the credits of all the people that "helped" you through tough times. Yet even a slightly above average 15 year old teenager can clearly see the faults in this CRY FOR HELP. The music that has been put in this video covers your words and what you REALLY wanted to say to the camera.
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>>722194559
You ask the real questions
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>>722195744
Not i'm OK don't worry but something deeper in the shell of Xx_MemeDaddy420_xX. As long as you say i'm OK don't worry about it you're just pushing that small sliver of help that few are giving you. If your parents aren't who you'd wish they be you stand up for yourself. If what i'm telling you seems messy i'm glad because you are seeing something that IS wrong in the world. Now YOU need to make that decision to yourself are you going to be Xx_MemeDaddy420_xX or the kid that won't be remembered by anyone two years after you leave high school. EVERYONE is insecure, timid, and afraid. Especially in high school. You need to grab your life and find something that makes you itch. I do not mean "Oh video games or music or even help people because I feel better afterwards and wouldn't that be the best thing to do anyway?" Isaac there is a difference from helping others and sacrificing your beings for the benefit of others. You need to stop having this anime protagonist view of the world because LIFE isn't one big anime. People most likely will not come to your deathbed at the very last minute of your life because you held the door, or said bless you. You are a shell of the person that Xx_MemeDaddy420_xX could very well be. I don't mean "read more books study harder." You as the fabric of your own existence is at stake. I LOVE all of my friends if they needed someone I'm there and I am PROUD to say that this is a LIE. Why? I have failed that promise plainly because of the existence of this film. Many people say that they "appreciate you" or "if you want to talk I'm here for you" even "God be with you" is just a pat on your back.
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>>722195786
People say these to "feel proud of themselves" or think that they've "changed the world for the better." The only person that can improve your life is YOU Isaac. Only YOU can improve the gift of life that you've been given. Don't say "I'll be fine" instead say "Right now I'm not sure what to do with the issues plaguing my life." You CAN take the bad that have shrouded you into this mentality and mental state and turn this into the bright future that you may one day not take for granted. I'm free any day for talking weather be when I'm doing homework or you at lunch. I couldn't give less fucks of whats happening to me at whatever time. Why? because the HERE and NOW is what matters not what they'll think of you in two minutes or two weeks. I don't go to Callaghy High University but you know what? WHO CARES you're an emotional wreck, A shell of the Xx_MemeDaddy420_xX I first met, And yet these reasons don't even compares to why I'm typing this. Not to feel better about myself, brag of it at school, not even to make a difference in the world. BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND. I AM HERE FOR YOU THICK AND THIN WIDE AND NARROW. I'll PM you my phone number and we can talk about how you WILL become a Xx_MemeDaddy420_xX that will shock those closest to you. Those closest to you have failed in making YOU a better version of who you are now.
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>>722188681
nice sage bro
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What college are you going to?
Cause that's what'll matter in life. Employers want your degree, not your fucking Mensa membership.
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>>722195646
I'll leave you with a qoute from one of my favorite authors Veronica Roth

“There are so many ways to be brave in this world. Sometimes bravery involves laying down your life for something bigger than yourself, or for someone else. Sometimes it involves giving up everything you have ever known, or everyone you have ever loved, for the sake of something greater.

But sometimes it doesn't.

Sometimes it is nothing more than gritting your teeth through pain, and the work of every day, the slow walk toward a better life.

That is the sort of bravery I must have now.” ― Veronica Roth, Allegiant
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>>722196010
My question was whether you had nudes or not, sorry I think there was a misunderstanding.
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special snowflske coming through
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>>722188539
Does anyone on this forum look like they give a shit about your bitchass?
No. Exactly.
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>>722188539
>No Richard D. James, no classical music, no rap
So much for you musical finesse
What lead to you believing that you'd be so upper level?
Did your father tell you a few times too often that you were above average, which led to you becoming an absolutely obnoxious twat?
I have an above average iq, too, yet i do not go about bragging about it to get attention, honestly i wouldnt even want attention for it, simply because it seems like a stupid and degrading thing to do.
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>>722190158
Ax7 is pretty legit, but i only liked them when the rev was still around, listen to Tool at all?
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>>722196249
Watch who you mouth off to. You think you know how intelligent i am? Are you my best friend? My teacher? My mom? Do u even know me? No. So shut the f*ck up. There are some of us who'd rather watch anime with better art and better f*cking characters. If u like it, fine. Watch it till u die, idgaf. Just let the rest of us who don't like it be. Why do u even care, its none of ur business
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>>722188539
mmmm stale pasta nom nom nom
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>>722196345
Hanzo is a zero skill piece of dogshit that only the lowest echelon of players use. You don't have to aim thanks to his 5m wide arrow hitbox and you can wipe the whole team from spawn with your absurd ultimate.

Anyone who mains or even plays hanzo in general needs to be sterilised for the good of humanity. After they have been sterilised, they need to be segregated to their own servers where they are forced to play only against other degenerate filth like themselves.

Also, rofl wait, what am I saying? Hanzo is the greatest natural vagina repellant the world has ever seen. If you never want to know what the touch of a woman feels like, play hanzo. Don't worry about sterilising them. The chance of them ever passing on their genes is so remote as to be mathematically disharmonious.
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OP here.
As intelligent as I may be, I can't stop eating cow shit
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>>722188539
top-notch lodge
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>>722196309
They really are taking apart YouTube piece by piece. I used to be able to jack it at home even with my parents block on the computer just by going to YouTube and watch those HILARIOUS prank invasions videos. Mommy make out day was genius and the writing deserves an award. When those just got boring I moved onto harder stuff including what was taken down from YouTube yesterday as seen here.

I trained myself to dispose of entire baby bottles in my asshole along with bouncy balls, wrenches, bananas, and rocks. I moved onto condoms with sand in them and while watching this fantastic piece of artwork, and with half a tire pump jammed in my ass, tickling my prostate, Ethan and Felix IRRESPONSIBILITY decided to highlight for YouTube to RIDICULOUSLY take down. Very sad.
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>>722196439
I FUCKING HATE FISH! MY RETARDED NEIGHBOR GAVE MY FAMILY SOME STUPID FUCKING FISH AND THEY SMELL LIKE SHIT AND LOOK MORE DISGUSTING THAN PIG SHIT! FUCK FISH. FUCK FISH LOVERS. FUCK FISH HEADS.
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>>722188539
Dorian mode in c?
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Done a couple of different IQ test online, never gotten below 150, average 150-160. Don't trust them for shit though...
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>>722196577
Earthbound

Earth, Earth, Earthbound

Earth, Earthbound, Earthbound

Earth, Earth, ooooooo

MOTHER 2 Earthbound

Earth, Earth, Earthbound

Earth, Earth, ooooooo

MOTHER 2 Ness and

Jeff and Paula,

Mr. Saturn Poo too,

Andonuts

Dalaam(?)

Earthbound,

Earth, Earth, Earthbound

Earthbound, Earthbound

Ness, Jeff, Pooooo

Ear Earthbound Earthbound

[Guitar Solo]

Earthbound

Earth, Earth, Earthbound

Ah Earthbound Earth

Oooooo MOTHER
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>>722194858
Dude, seriously, stop it. Do you really think your comment was necessary here? Cut that shit out. Do you think all your fine emojis can hide that you are a dumbass? I can only see a lack of intelligence here. You just put a word in your comment, followed by an emoji. Do you intend to be clever or something? Dude, fuck that shit. These emojis are neither clever nor cool, just annoying, like you. You seem to have kind of no hobbys? I can't stand your shit anymore. Seeing the emojis with the lack of sense behind it gives my brain cancer. Trying to understand what you just wrote is a royal pain in the ass. Did you even write that shit all by yourself? Damn you, faggot. There were times when we wrote a rant to make others upset. But your kind of text represents only the weak-minded idiots. The whores who are on facebook all day and even start to think with smileys. This is goddamn lamentable. Who the hell do you even think you are? To me you don't seem to be older than seven years, because you are barely able to write normally. Well, if you are disabled on a mental way, I'm sorry. But if not, then you are just another stupid motherfucker with too much time and nothing to do.
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What even is happening on this board anymore
Most of the replies on posts are absolutely without context.
whoever made this automatic response mechanism should quit their job immediately.
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>>722188539
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>>722197111
good timing on the lack of uploads, I ripped a fuckin' hole in my colon and the feces was exiting the hole going into my body, causing major infection. I went to emergency surgery and my sorry ass was saved from an excruciating death. Oh yeah, if you want to see a brief glimpse I managed to film myself before they covered my incision (pretty sick, y'all!) head on over to my channel and hit the most recent vid. Only 18 seconds long but still, probably shouldn't be gnawing a Charleston Chew while you see this shit.
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>>722193863
>apparently no understanding of symbolism
>no ability to struggle through the systems to gain power
>sees patterns but doesn't mention fractals
>calls himself genius
I don't see anything wrong with this
I honestly don't
No really
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>>722197749
Okay, it's pretty much confirmed that I despise criticism. Well, here I am going to explain why. Anyway, not so long ago, SOMEONE made an extremely negative and, in all seriousness, untrue review on Pokemon Stardust Version and Pokemon Comet Version, using his "review" of my game as an open opportunity to physically and emotionally insult me. Granted, I'm sure he didn't mean to drive me round the twist when he posted that comment, but even so I cannot forgive him for displaying hate towards an honestly okay page.

Yeah, that's the main problem with criticism. Don't ask why, but I personally view it as a window of opportunity for people to hurt the feelings of the creators of the page. Sure, I admit pages have issues that the creator might not even realise, but people don't seem to know that there's a MUCH more gentle way to point something like that out.

So yeah, it's pretty late (20:03 UK time as of publishing this), so I'm just going to end this blog post here. Please do not comment on this unless you have VERY GOOD REASON to do so.
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>>722197264
Tomorrow I have a date with a transgirl (MtF, has dick, feminine). When you Kiss her body does it always feel like Kissing a man? She is very feminine and I thought about having sex with her but I dont want to feel gay. Also Im fashist, is it a good way to assert dominance?

Pic unrelated
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>>722188539
all these capacities not used to actually create something, such as fucking music ?
>having 51 inch cock and still masturbating
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>>722198222
So much to laugh about here! XD 1: who the fuck is Tyrone? Name dropping literally makes you sound like a complete retard. 2: making a point = salty? Dafaq how does that work? 3: who says I HAVE to roll over and accept this? It's not in the law that I can't immigrate to Germany, or, during one of Trumpler's speeches, call him a faggot. I believe I can do those without heavy legal consequences. 4: Democrats and liberals are managing to royally fuck over Trump and his circus of cucks, so, rip. 5: all the salty inbred Trump-tards who commented on my post..... it's so beautiful.... (which is, ironically, the precise thing what your girlfriend said when she saw my dick right before she went down on it in a fit of lust) So, now that I've practically assured my permanent silencing from this shitshow of a thread, I have only one thing left to say.

AUF WIEDERSEHEN UND GUTEN NACHT, HERR CUCKLORD!
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>>722196475
So Google took over 4chan in an inconcievably idiotic manner is what i am gaining out of this post
Or copypasta has reached a new high on its low course of stupidity
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>>722198375
We love strangers.

You know the rules too

The whole implementation is what I think

You do not get two people

I'm just saying how I feel.

They must understand

Never fail, never stop.

Do not look away

Do not let them cry

I am not hurtful.

We have known for a long time.

Hurt in his heart, but I am sorry to say,

We all know what's going to happen,

We know the game play

Never fail, never stop.

Do not look away

Do not let them cry

I am not hurtful.

We have known for a long time.

Hurt in his heart, but I am sorry to say,

We all know what's going to happen,
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>>722198468
I can only imagine the moment.

You squeeze your way into the cramped lavatory, thinking this is just going to be a routine bowel movement, and then you can return to your seat and relax until you land. Maybe even take in a movie, who knows. You can't watch any videos on your phone, and you can't browse the internet, being on an airplane and all, so you are alone with your thoughts. And then you feel it.

The first inklings that something isn't right. Was it the two-week-old Mexican takeout you ate the night before? Was it the 12-pack of beer you washed it down with? Maybe it was just nervousness? Possibly a mixture of all three, you will never know. What you do know is that something unholy is about to start in this small room, 30,000 feet in the air.

It starts slithering out of you in the most violating way, as if your colon had detached and was slowing pulling itself free of your body. And the smell. Like burning hair and decomposition, and maybe a little two-week-old Mexican. You start to gag, and then you hear people outside of the bathroom join you. Dear god, you hadn't even thought of the collateral damage. All the while, the shit is still pouring out of you, and showing no signs of slowing.
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>>722197111
This
Just this
I'm out of here
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>>722190852
Minutes later, you finish. You don't even bother wiping, you know that nothing can be done. You pull your trousers up, and sheepishly open the bathroom door. Women and children are crying and holding their shirts up to their faces to mask the stench, and men look at you with a perplexing mix of disgust and admiration. You slide into your seat, numb to the horror that is wafting through the air.

The intercom breaks the deafening silence a moment later. You only hear coughing and gasping at first, but then the captain's trembling voice squeaks through. He tells the entire plane that he can't finish the flight, he has to land, to go home, so he can hug his children and remind himself that God hasn't left him. You feel the plane turn around, and you feel the eyes of everyone judging you. And then you feel something worse.

Round two brewing in your stomach.
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>>722188539
Real quick though Dorian in c
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>>722198709
According to the Bible, we live in a self-contained, three-tiered system {Heaven, Earth, Underworld}: Job 1:7-8; 2:2-3; 37:12; 38:30-34; Gen. 28:12-17; Ex. 20:4; Num. 16:31-33; Deut. 5:8; 1 Sam. 28:13-14; 1 Chron. 29:11; 2 Chron. 6:4; Psa. 46:8-10; 113:6; 119:19; Isa. 14:9-11; 51:13-14; Joel 2:30; Amos 9:2; Luke 10:15; 16:19-31; Acts 2:19; Phil. 2:10; 1 Pet. 3:18-20; 2 Pet. 2:4-5; Jude 6; Rev. 5:3, 13; 9:1-11; 20:14 (See also: 2 Esdr. 4:7-8; 1 Enoch 89:1-9; Pesachim 94b)

There is a solid firmament (dome/vault) over us: Job 22:14; 37:18; Gen. 1:6-8, 20; Ex. 24:10; Psa. 104:2; Prov. 8:27-28; Isa. 40:21-22; 45:12; 66:1; Jer. 10:12; 51:15; Ezek. 1:22-26; Amos 9:6 (See also: 2 Apoc. Baruch 21:4; Gen. Rabbah 4.5.2; Josephus Antiquities 1:30)
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>>722198738
If you want to believe the opposites to the Bible go right ahead but remember that when you study the Bible right from the very beginning you'll see that the theories of man have twisted and lied about all of God's creation. Now you can ignore your own eyes and blindly follow scientism and NAySAy and be the good little brainwashed puppet you are or you can wake up to the lie you've unwittingly lived your whole life and make the same difference I am trying to make as for declassified gov documents go as proof here ya go
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>>722188681
Listen dude, I've been making memes since i was 11, ironically memeing since i was 17, and anti-ironically anti memeingh since I was 20. I've clearly been ahead of the memerino metachino for a good 6 years. Get a grip u phucking nerd.
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>>722198762
Ramen soup smells salty on a sure sugar diet, solely because sour syrup tastes sand-like
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>>722199122
Zoos says "They all are actually pretty relatable." Yes and no. The more I watch this show the more I enjoy it and realize that we need more anime like this. I think it depends on age.. if one person can relate to ALL these characters.. someone at the age of 10-15 might be able to relate to maybe 1 or 2, whereas someone 25+ - 50+ is prob def going to relate to all if not knowing personally from first hand "life experiences" they will have had access to someone who has had them. Certain scenes (even if we just took from this episode) are going to remind any adult of a few things -- their first time having sex, (regardless who with) for many older boys/women/men who have had un-meaningful 'bored" sex; that scene where he throws away the starbucks cup saying "she didnt stay the night".. could be construing that feeling of nothingness and emptiness that you can feel after having that kind of sex many many times. Which I believe a teen curious about sex/wanting/hearing about couldn't TRULY relate to in the same way...the cup signifies a girl/guy 'bought" or temporary.. the sad trend of people being "thrown away" just like that temporary moment "bought" with time and energy to simply pass the time. Hanabi's lonliness even after being with Ecchan/Mugi is something many girls can relate to in or out of a relationship..it doesnt matter that she is desired or even not desired.. but an older person will immediately recognize what it means for Hanabi and why she may be inclined do more dangerous things... and wisdom can tell even if she got with precious Onii-chan (who likely has his own scummy wish) - she would STILL be empty.. But, a kid her age couldnt possibly know that. But we, the mature appreicative anime viewers do because we already have the experiences ourality constantly also trapped (like the others) by her own boredom and insecurthother person an better -- at least we often think we do or do we? :P
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>>722199153
How exactly does one get pussy as a teenage boy living in the White House? The Secret Service would always be cock blocking you. When you're trying to run game on some foreign prime minister's daughter, the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out of proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl. Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you, flashing her panties under her skirt, making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand, she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension, but you just know the CIA is monitoring and three other govornment agencies are watching you beat your meat. Then you finally break down and jerk off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm, and the entire place is on lockdown until they can find the source of the specimen, and you end up getting debriefed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff about your masturbatory habits, and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then, Wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some clickbait you'd accidentally clicked, and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micropenis. So, you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient, and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.
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>>722188539
Kind of sad you have to brag about this... and of all places you chose 4chan to brag...
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>>722199398
enough is enough if people won't except me of who i am then fuck off. i know the showcase is mess up but i never got a chance to fix it why??? because i'm fucking busy every damn day in school and i took a break from steam and this is the fucking thanks i get? no. if people want to say something stupid then i DON'T won't to see them in the comments. and for now on the comments are being locked until i get an apology and that final.
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i'm 31, i have many of the same details. i have a 160 IQ and my pitch is absolute. i can more or less apply my abilities with pitch (specifically singing) to other things and be great at them. it's really all in how you apply yourself.

i'm 31 though. and critically handicapped by shyness.

i suppose what i want to ask is: what do you want to do with it?
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Nice copypasta

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Frank Turner is atrocious
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Intuition is not a substitute for reason. Before throwing something else at me, surprise me by actually checking if its true and logically consistent first ... please!

Once again, if a rocket is launched straight up, there are only two possible outcomes: it will come back down again, or it will travel outward from the Earth, forever. It will definitely NOT achieve stable orbit around the Earth ... which is obviously the goal of launching the rocket in the first place.
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Tom Wolfe
Tom Wolfe11 months agohjghgjhghjfhdfdsgdszttrtegtrde
Look, my thumbnail can cover the sun. So, obviously, the sun is about the size of my thumbnail. You guys are smart.
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Juan kingsly
Juan kingsly9 months ago
+Tom Wolfe Hahahaha, I was trying to think up a comment to show how dumb this video is, but I cannot top yours
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AJ Labbe
AJ Labbe1 year ago
I think the chemtrail is more interesting!
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AJ Labbe9 months ago
+GronTheMighty I'm beginning to wonder if these lawsuits are even real! Whatever happened to the Shasta County hearing?
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GronTheMighty
GronTheMighty9 months ago
+AJ Labbe I don't think much of anything really happened, perhaps they did some blushing after sending off the compiled hearing to all of those places they talked about sending it to, because some of those places employ educated people ;] 
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Your story is quite like mine: I'm rate 3 sigmas. Taught myself to read aswell and understood the concept of gravity and spacetime at age 7.

This high "intelligence" destroys my life... CONSTANT pressure to perform, never been understood. I'm strugling to understand the people around me. Can't grasp the concept of love. Never felt real affection. And the hardest part is I realize myself fully I'll stay alone for eternity, just because I've bonding issues...
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>>722188539
Lul nice copy pasta
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