Waifu claiming thread. The rules are very simple: >claim

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Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread

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Still here

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>Koto still here

Playing leeg so won't respond quickly probs

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>>722140089
Oh, well I was never put in that chat

>>722140220
Whats your discord? ;^)

>Hamalamadingdong still here

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Shielder Claimed~

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>>722140196
Ah I'll try to remember that. I have about 500 cards I'd say. >>722140266
It would be cute though. Don't you want a pet?

>>722140795
I wont stop till you ikku

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Claiming best girl.

>>722140109 (Lewder)
Well, at least 99,9% of her images are!

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>>722140220 (Neptune)
just get a bulky kevlar sleeve and pitch it's nose really hard to show dominance~
>>722140324 (Tally)
well you have a gf don't you? you don't need me
>>722140583 (Murder/b/ro)
mmkays

http://kissanime.ru/Anime/Youjo-Senki

Funimation is dubbing it into English if you want to check it out on their website, but you have to pay, I think.

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>>722140869
Yeah but not a bear!
maybe a hamster
or maybe you~
>>722140895
i think her face is lewd because i can't stop looking at it!

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>>722140841
Neptune#8113
(Truly I only have memes.)
>>722140898
>kevlar
Lmao, wolves can't shoot guns dummy.

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Claimed!

>>722140608
That's awesome! Where will you be working?

>>722140625
I've read the first arc thus far and looked through the second arc volumes. It's a lot more violent compared to the anime, but they're pretty good. I'd recommend the manga series, as well.

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>>722141075
lol, silly

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>>722140898
1 that doesnt mean i cant have an opinion or say nice things about you
2 we dont "need" anyone in this life. We have relationships to make life better.
Also you know im poly right?
>>722140841
Add me TaliZora#9002

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>>722141172
Silly Sally.

>>722141015
>>722141015
You may like a weasel. They are pretty silly and like to sleep a lot? I wouldn't be a good pet

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>>722141075
Imma make you squeal like a pig~

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claimed

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>>722141243
I hate mobile

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>>722140888
Your affections are like a mountain of affection

>>722140869
I couldn't even begin to estimate how many cards I have

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>>722141234
>cute

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkUVToIfrKg

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Back from my shower

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>>722140898
> dubbing it into English
>

>>722141015
So you finally admit she's lewd!

>>722141381
>>722141381
Is it a good mountain?

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>>722141289
Y-yameteeee!!!

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>>722141078
If I weren't already reading the SAO LN series (Progressive and the main series), I would look into it. That's great she gets more development

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>>722141442
You take short showers. Go back

>>722141503
That just made my penis diamond hard

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>>722135643
Sorry for the late reply, was playing some vidyas with trist. And of course I'll post more qt leek <3
>>722136055
Sorry for the late reply
I could go for something delicious like that right about now... all I have is a baked potato :^)

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A wifu to surpass metal gear

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>>722141381
Too many I imagine. That's ok if you like it though.

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>>722141193
then why are you into me?
>>722141234
just wrap the kevlar around your arm when you're playing with it! i can't rip through that.
once it wants to dominate you it'll start biting you a lot and tearing your skin, that's when you have to get serious
>>722141243
a weasel? I don't think those are legal in America.
there's a malamute breeder about 4hrs away and his dog got pregnant and he might sell one to me for the right price
>>722141314
me too
>>722141464
sometimes i don't feel like reading subs!
and she's not lewd, she's pure, she doesn't even know how to masturbate

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>>722141619
Hot.
>>722141601
Heck yay.
>>722141593
So does it weighs more now?

>>722141719
OI! My waifu is superior asshole

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>>722141712
Simply because i enjoy your company and we seem to get along
>>722141808
>oh my.jpg
>>722141719
>not on the list

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>>722141712
I had 2 of them when I was younger. A white one and a black one. They were too cute. That might be a fun little time. They might get cold though

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>>722141808
> mayo

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>>722141677
I take pride in my enjoyment of Magic

>>722141466
It's a big mountain

>>722142094
But is it a good one. This is important

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>>722142094
It's not the first thing I'd go to but if someone likes it I know a bit.

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>>722141719
Golden.
>>722141712
>i can't rip through that
Why would you bite me?
>>722142090
Give in to the eastern degeneracy <3

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Alrighty boys, time for my nightly half hour crying session. See you all later!

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>>722141719
Not on the list!

>>722142259
Sure

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>>722141719
Not on the list. Good.

>>722141525
Definitely!
How's the SAO LN series? We've all heard about the anime, but I have to wonder if the LN has some stuff the anime doesn't.

>>722142407
Tfw you arent on the list either ^-^

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>>722142333
Hope you get it to ten minutes. >>722142407
I know more about games really like video ones.

>>722142273
Mayo's taste and smell is so repulsive, if a girl licked mayo off a corn dog before making out with me i would refuse no matter how hot. At the very least she would need to brush her teeth and use some mouthwash

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>>722142015
that's good, i hope we can get along for many years to come ~
>>722142067
these are giant alaskan malamutes~ they can stay outside for days
did your bite you?
i'm curious
>>722142273
i'm not a pet!
>>722142333
just talk to me, i want us to stay friends because i don't feel as if I love you, we just met and love has to grow, stop being a baka!!!!

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>>722142657
We will just never change ^-^

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>>722142657
BE MY PET!

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>>722142442
They're only getting better! They're much more descriptive and explain things that don't get shown in the anime. Volume 9 got released a few months back and that volumes starts Alicization The Progressive series is like a retcon series; it's going floor by floor explaining what happens. There's been 4 volumes released so far, and they're only on floor 5.

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I'll take them all.

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>>722142657
My weasels? No they did stash stuff under the couch and all that but they were very fun little creatures.

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>>722142472
Not today, wall of shame!

>>722142510
Same, but I do love me a good board game now and again, especially the Euro-style ones

>>722142841
>not even dubs
May as well kys

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>>722142644
You are just a picky jerk then.

>>722142872
Wall of shame? Why? My waifu (you) isnt on the list

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>>722141712
But english dub is most of the time pure shit. Cowboy Bebop had a good english dub though.
Her body is still lewd... and her face according to you.

>>722141719
Saya is not an abomination!

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>>722142938
2nded

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>>722141719
Hey asshole my waifu isnt shit

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>>722142969
I call it wall of shame because my waifu ain't on the wall and it's clearly the wall of shame

>>722143108
I thought you were insinuating there was a wall between you and I....

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>>722141719
Not on the list.

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>>722141719
>not on the list
well I guess I have a good waifu

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>>722142735
you have to be more loyal to your wife. you have to leave her if you want to be with me
>>722142831
im scared!
>>722142868
ohmygosh you have weasels? that's so cute!
i don't think those are legal where i live lol
aren't they super fast? were you able to pet them and stuff?
>>722143005
i hate how things get lost in translation in eng dub, i didn't understand evangelion for years until i rewatched it in jap D:
>

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>>722142836
That's pretty great! They're definitely are putting in some work if they're covering it floor-by-floor. And the extra details probably helps flesh out the story more. I guess it's not surprising that the anime cut out a lot - that's a pretty common trend in general.

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>>722143324
Well of course id never leave her. thats just crazy talk

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>not on the list
Feels like they tossed in some older characters (Shampoo, Sailor Moon, Naru, etc.) as a token gesture. I would have tossed Akane up there as the shitty Ranma waifu instead of Shampoo.

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Now I feel really bad about Hamakaze, this is why I dislike when people fall in love with me.

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>>722142872
I haven't played a board game in a while. Some seem really fun but I don have many people to>>722143178
Probably made before Rory was I figure. >>722143314
Probably too much work to list poke waifu. >>722143324
They were really friendly but they wanted to sleep a lot. I let them out for about an hour a day to play and they would hide stuff under the couch and yeah. They were pretty sweet

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>>722143500
Wait what happened with hamakaze

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>>722143506
or maybe there is nothing wrong with gardy

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>>722143324
I'M GONNA PET YOU!

>>722143314
....how?.... poké-fags are glorified furries, but i do gotta admit that shes the hottest one of the like 800+ to date

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>>722143377
Yeah, it's definitely cool to read for all of those small details. The volume with Yukki actually brought me on the verge of tears, because the words were so much more powerful than the anime.

>>722142938
No mayo is repulsive, same with ranch

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>>722143324
I didn't understand it either first time I watched it..Even though I had the original jap dub.. Somehow it still managed to be my all time favourite anime.

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>>722143626
Or maybe they didn't want to sift through pokebox threads to see which ones people want to fuck :).

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>>722143812
True, honestly.
But seriously, pokebox threads are disgusting.
I am not one of those retards.

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>>722143067
oh, my mistake.

fixed it for you.

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>>722143921
I know they are pretty why.

>>722143812
>implying its not obvious that gardy is the best and most popular

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>>722143407
you have to choose, i bet i look better than her anyway
>>722143444
it's because she's too good to be on the list
>>722143506
aww! what do that eat?
>>722143606
he's ignoring me so nothing has happened, yet. I don't have feelings for him, but i am interested in him
>>722143665
as long as you washed your hands...
>>722143773
you too? it's my favorite too!
excel saga is my second all time favorite~
>

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I'm off to bed. Have a good night everyone!

>>722143739
That's some pretty good writing on their part, then! It goes to show how just a few changes can make something so much better.

>>722144009
Fuck off ass wipe, hope you burn in hell and get pegged by my waifu

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>>722143314
Well hello there

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>>722143764
Sure thing.
>>722143921
Pokebox's are for zoophilics wannabe.
>>722144071
Did you took a shower too?

>>722144156
It's February...

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>>722144071
Why would i choose? Why would anyone? Also you'd have to actually post pics to confirm that claim. And sorry he's ignoring you thats not cool

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>>722144068
I mean what is she up against really? >>722144071
They are pellets. I didn't get to keep them when we moved houses way back which was sad but I think they went to a good home.

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>>722144156
Have a good night!

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>>722144178
Why hello, who might you be?
>>722144227
I sincerely wonder how people actually get off to some of the stuff they post.

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>>722144156
goodnight and sweet dreams!

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Saratoga claim

Animu goo dot gl/198GPm

>>722144309
>hopefully a wall >:)

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>>722144171

So... you're giving me permission to have intercourse with your shit waifu in the pooper?

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>>722144071
>Excel Saga
One of my favorites as well, I give it a rewatch from time to time. Every time I watch an old series after a while I seem to catch some references or background stuff that I didn't see before.

>>722144429
> get pegged by
> pegged by
> by

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>>722144227
i only take long baths and yes!
>>722144248
you said it didn't matter what i look like...
>>722144309
oh no, that's sad, i would never part from them!
were you able to feed them the pellets by hand?
>>722144480
i love excel so much! i would cheat on mash for her
i have the DVDs somewhere...

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>>722144623
It doesnt but you made a claim

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>>722144071
Don't really have second favourite. Haven't seen Excel Saga either. What is it about?

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Alright I'm back

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>>722144332
They are zoophilic wannabes.
>>722144623
I hope you take a quick shower afterwards, otherwise it would be soaking in dirty water. -pets-

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>>722144552
Eh, either way, sex in the pooper.

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>>722144332
Just call me Noodles

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>>722144414
Lewd dude. >>722144623
I had to. Landlord would kill us if she saw them. Nah they kind of only ate them when they were hungry. Never really got them treats>>722144824
Feel better?

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>>722144824
But did you add me on discord?