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I have all the knowledge of the universe and beyond. Ask me your questions, mortal
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>>722128334
Why do we drink a drink, but dont food a food?
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>>722128405
Because humanity is stupid.
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What is the secret to manipulating reality for personal control?
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>>722129458
rolling doubles
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>>722128334
Why jews want world domination?
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>>722129458

The Cosmic Power


- THE OLDEST AND MOST POWERFUL ENTITY OF THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND
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>>722128334
What is my IP address?
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are traps gay?
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>>722129727
>Why jews want world domination?

Who does not want it? That is the question.


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will i ever be happy?
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is hitler in paraguay
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>>722130010

Find the illumination and you will be happy or go see a movie.

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Can you give me 1kk $?
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>>722130224
Hitler died in 1986 in Argentina.
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>>722128582
you know, this could be the very answer to all question on this thread
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>>722128334
An easy way to gey rich?
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>>722128334
The Lord forgives your blaspheme. Repent while you still can.
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>>722130394


I have no earthly money
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>>722130537

Tax refund is a good start.


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>>722130652

You know God? I created it.

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>>722131055
Kek. I'm going to enjoy watching you faggots burn.
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>>722128334
Has anyone other than me ever played the game Cosmic Showdown? Because I've asked everyone I've met in like nine years and gotten nothing.
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>>722128334
What is dark matter after all?
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>>722128334
Why haven't we detected any white holes?
will we ever harvest the power from quasar's?
will my mother die in her sleep tonight?
Will humanity live enough to travel to another planet? To transfer consciousness?
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>>722131371

Me

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Will the Rothchild folks be taken down by Trump?
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>>722131515
VOID

one only, shmuck
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>>722131575
>THE UNIVERSE AND BEYOND

you seem insecure about what's more besides the universe, why?
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>>722131391
>What is dark matter after all?

This is what increases the universe.

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>>722129838
127.0.0.1
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>>722131765
I think you got it confused with dark energy
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>>722128334
>Has all the knowledge of the world
>Can't guess my question

Okayyyy
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>>722128334
whats my name please?
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>>722131515
>Why haven't we detected any white holes?
>will we ever harvest the power from quasar's?
>will my mother die in her sleep tonight?
>Will humanity live enough to travel to another planet? To transfer consciousness?

Because white holes exists in other universes only.

Humanity will die before.

No.

Yes, in 2109


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>>722131583

No

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>>722132113
>>Will humanity live enough to travel to another planet? To transfer consciousness?
>Yes, in 2109

Both things in the same year?

Will we be able to have clones growing in another planet and then send our consciousness there when we feel like it?
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>>722131836
Dark matter and dark energy increase the universe

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>>722132394
Do you know what my next question is?
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>>722129969
well people who arnt faggots for one...but im a bit of a faggot so, ur wolrd is mine bro :P no domination nessisito...
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so are u in a human body op?
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>>722132573
Well, are you?

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>>722132260

The transfer of intergalactic consciousness is only possible for the leaders.

Both things in the same year? > Yes, an extremely intelligent human of 2109.

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>>722132777
Do not pretend to be me, infamous human.
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>>722132573

I can take any identity.

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>>722132951
Bu-but, yo-you're the one that.. bwaa

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>>722132777
would u like to tell me if I am? im asking if u are. are u?
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>>722133169
Aren't we all? ahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>722133169
You ask questions to a '' False Me ''


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>>722132951
>>722133027
>>722133055
u guys are pulling a fast one on me arnt u?lol u silly tricksters u.
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>>722133290
>still not answering

What is your IQ, 200+, infinite?

btw what is my exact IQ?
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>>722133290
why would he not?
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what is the meaning of life?
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>>722133282
no.. duh...
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>>722133395

IQ infinite

A little above average.

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>>722133290
why would the oldest thing ever call itself "of the universe and beyond"? it could say multiverse or planet or world... u sound like a regular old human.. whats my name or ur bullshit...
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>>722128334
Are there any true religions?
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>>722129838
Well...he's not wrong
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>>722133595
hum.. you sound pretty dumb

Are you able to have children? What are they?
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>>722133511
It's not 42, it's born and dies.

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>>722128334
What happens after death?
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>>722128334
Hot damn this is autistic. Is it summer already?
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>>722133728
>it's born and dies.
Ahahaha
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>>722133723
ur samefag or differentfag.. but ur not the faggot in question...
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>>722133682

Ok.

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If you prefer.
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>>722133686
>Are there any true religions?

No.

- THE OLDEST AND MOST POWERFUL ENTITY OF THE REALITY.
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>>722133918
so reality is all that exists? Kys, if you can
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>>722133725

Yes, I could.

What are they > Dumb ;)
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why is it that certain celebs are so good at manipulating our attention spans?
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>>722128334

Can I pls become ageless, youthful, capable of healing any injury, disease, ailment, or deformity, and also be tough like Wolverine from the X-Men?
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>>722133745

paradise
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Who is this chick? She's from GDP
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Where is my 3DS?
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>>722134118
Actually chuckled, goonight op
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>>722133918
no id prefer that all of existence had some fucking sense... but ur deff bullshit.
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>>722133745

Heaven.


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>>722134131
The human is weak

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>>722134404
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>>722133728
You mean birth and death?
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>>722134145
>Can I pls become ageless, youthful, capable of healing any injury, disease, ailment, or deformity, and also be tough like Wolverine from the X-Men?

Yeah, if you'd be a mutant.
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>>722134495
that's the opposite of the truth. that's what the weak manipulators need humans to think. humans innocence can make them vulnerable
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>>722134323
>Where is my 3DS?

Looks better ;)

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>>722134005
all religions are true and false at the same time. some are help and some are hurt. maybe.
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>>722128334
What is the best objectively the song ever?
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>>722134707
>>722134495
What do you think of trump?
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What is dark matter?
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>>722134769

Good is a song that under the ears of these admirers.

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>>722134769
that's a group of words u almost made a sentence out of... behold me for I know all things and stuff probly......
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>>722134805
>What do you think of trump?

I've already seen worse.

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>>722128334

why wont you shave your neckbeard and leave your mothers basement?
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>>722134769
I couldn't find objectively the best but subjectively this best ever.....
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>>722135221

IM THE OLDEST AND MOST POWERFUL ENTITY OF THE REALITY.

I have no house and no mom.
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>>722128334
What is the worst thing that will ever happen to me?
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>>722128334
When will I die?
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>>722128334
why did lea kill herself and why was I the one to find her
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>>722135705
She has not arrived.
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>>722128334
What are the best books?
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>>722128334
Why is OP a fagget
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>>722128334
What's the deal with women and tall men
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does she like me?
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>>722135927
What?
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>>722135838
In 16 years, 7 months and 4 hours

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>>722128334
why is OP always a fucking faggot?
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>>722128334
When will the poo go to the loo?
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>>722136066
How will I die?
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>>722128334
How can I get laid?
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>>722135998
>does she like me?

In his own way.


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>>722128334
How can I stop caring about anything?
Can I become a psychopath?
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>>722128334
Can you think of a question that is too hard for you to answer?
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>>722128334
How can I regenerate the foreskin kikes stole from me as a babby? And how can I make my cock really big?
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>>722136253
>How will I die?

Car accident and your friend is hurt.

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>>722136543
Jacob?
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>>722136357

You're not that different from a psychopath but you do not have one yet. Consultation.

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>>722136380
>Can you think of a question that is too hard for you to answer?

Can God create a rock so heavy that it could not raise it

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>>722136321
in his? okay thanks i guess
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>>722135927
Who is she?
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>>722136673
You do not know that friend yet.
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>>722128334
Am I a good person?
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>>722128334
suggest me a book that will blow my mind . . . i'm bored
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>>722137095
>Am I a good person?

Yes.

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Im not fucking my life up to much with drugs right? I mean the only drug i use chronically is weed so is it cool right?
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>>722137268
Wow! Thank you.
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When will my wife and I have a baby?
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>>722137363
What a nice guy
>amiright
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>>722137111

12 Years A Slave by Solomon Northup

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>>722128334
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when will i get a girlfriend?
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>>722137518
Never, you will die a virgin.

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>>722128334
Will I ever find love?
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>>722128334
what is my purpose in this world?
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>>722137415
>When will my wife and I have a baby?
>>722137415

Soon.
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>>722137508
really? the one that movie was based on?
you could have said the bible or something . . . fagot
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>>722137518

Soon mate.

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>>722137632
but . . . but . . . . but i'm not a virgin . . . is your knowledge kept in your mom's basement (aka your bedroom)?
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>>722137657
No

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>>722137415
Never, she will miscarry and die in the process.

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>>722137947
Why not? What did I do?
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>>722137924
I guess you aren't a virgin after taking it in the boi pucci.

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I have to spread my knowledge on other planets. All other future posts with '' - THE OLDEST AND MOST POWERFUL ENTITY OF THE REALITY. '' At the end. Will be false and not me. The trolls are already there

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>>722138114
>>722138018
Infamous human.
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>>722138212
>t. butthurt human

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>>722138212
Please tell me, why wont I find love?
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>>722128334
does she love me?
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>>722128334
What's my name
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>>722128334
op when will my autism be cured
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>>722128334
Hey Fag Lord, why are we made to suffer, die, be reborn, suffer again, and repeat this cycle for eternity?
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>>722139142
mohammad lee

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>>722139232
Nah fam
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>>722128334
How do I not be a faggot
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>>722131252
you'd have to be in Hell to watch them burn... idiot.
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>>722139139
No.

-Fag Lord
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>>722139206
ANSWER MUH QUESTIONZ
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>>722139139
your mom? yes she does very much.

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Does the girl that works with me on my shift secretly want muh dix
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>>722140091
yes, but it'll never happen because it is attached to your body.

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when we die do we return to a universal source or star-like energy which cares not what we believed about the nature of death or whether he existed and we all become this one so heaven is having done others (yourself now) good and hell the opposite?
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>>722140392
what?

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>>722140192
Why won I find love? Awnser me my dud
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>>722140552
you will my friend, you will ...

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im glad u fixed ur stupid title. but reality is fake. and very small compared to the truth. so ur the oldest thing here in this simulation.. I go up much higher. prove your worth faggot...
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>>722140650
Wow! Will I join the army and be as prestigious as my grandfather?
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>>722140990
no because you grandfather killed VCs and you will kill sand niggers . . . but you'lll do good.

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>>722141425
My grandfather didnt kill anybody, he directd planes and jets. You are not OP.
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>>722141646
DAMN!

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>>722128334
What will I have tomorrow for dinner?
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>>722128334
What's my IRL name
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>>722128334
what's 2+2?
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What breed is my cat
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>>722128334
>I have all the knowledge of the universe and beyond
how do you know you have all knowledge of the universe and beyond?
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>>722128334
Who could be behind this post?

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>>722129458
doing lots of psychedelics
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What was I doing before asking this question?
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>>722142863
You don't have a cat.

>>722143227
Watching porn.
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