Is it illegal to put my dog in the oven (NOT TURNING IT ON),

>>722115217
I think it's more illegal that a grown male has a rat dog and is okay with it. Also don't have a fucking dog if you can't take care of it properly. That's a no it's not illegal, but fucked up as a person who thinks they can handle owning a pet.

>>722115217
Give the fucking dog away you idiot, take it to the pound.

>>722115217
It's not illegal, it seems fine. Just make sure nobody's home man.

ITT: irresponsible pet owners

>>722115217
if it's a small dog, like 5 lbs or less, it should only take 3 hours to cook fully, assuming you butchered and prepped the meat properly before hand.

Seriously OP? You somehow had enough brain cells to aquire a dig but not enough to figure out you needed somewhere for it to stay while your were out? Like a yard or a large deck. Give the dog away man you clearly don't have the means to care for yourself let alone a dog. Not to mention you probably don't walk it or let it get exercise nearly enough.

You can't make a cage out of some fishing line and posts? Are you retarded or just a incompetent lazy fuck?

just buy a fucking kennel

Are you fucking retarded, Just give your dog to a better owner.

Walmart has a little foldable cage (no top) but it's like $20, if you can't afford that you cannot afford a dog let alone have one.

>>722115668
>Seriously OP? You somehow had enough brain cells to aquire a dig
>You somehow had enough brain cells to aquire a dig
>enough brain cells to aquire a dig
>brain cells a dig
>a dig

How is some 20$ Walmart cage bigger than an oven?

I don't understand the rage in this thread... if the dog is small enough then the oven should be perfect. Look after your dog op.

>>722116461


OP here. Yeah the oven is basically the size of a kennel. Its a little bit darker but won't the darkness calm him down and make him sleepy?

When I was in jail I just put the blanked they gave me over my head and fell asleep and didn't care that the cell was small.

>>722115217
you have to turn it on a little bit so he gets a good sweat on and then you don't have to take him for a walk because its like he already got exercise

>>722116613

FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT TURNING THE OVEN ON AND COOKING THE DOG...

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>>722116668

Hey OP,

Will you guys be cooking in the oven as well? Hot shit and piss won't smell very good.

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pic related, its the oven dog...

I find it hilarious that his roomates could get mad for the dog poop on carpet but poop in oven is totally fine.

>>722116668
you couldn't even get satanic quads followed by double dubs
kill yourself

>>722116593
You know your dog the best. Give him some food and water and a little bit of darkness can't hurt.

>>722116868

No, we just use microwave and sometimes stove top. Oven takes too long to cook anything. It obsolete.

I'll have to pay to get it cleaned when I move out but it'll probably just come out of my deposit.

>>722117007
Show the oven faggot.

>>722117174

I did in the OP.

No but you can put a jew in there, perfectly legal

>>722117106
Are your roomates ok with having a dog barking from inside the oven?

>>722117007
Adorable!

>>722115217
Only illegal if you get caught

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If you have a room to yourself there just put it in the closet. But make sure to put food and water in there with a shit ton of newspaper on the ground. Leave your window open and make sure the closet is cracked.

>>722117106

>>722117334

They're normally gone during the day too.

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>>722115217
>Again, I'M NOT TURNING THE OVEN ON AND COOKING HIM.
we know op, we know

>>722115217
Probably taking the bait but OP, are you fucking retarded?

>>722115217
I'm sure your roommates will appreciate the savory tang dog poop will impart to their next meal. Go for it.

Give him to someone take care of while you're away, or just give the dog to someone if you can't look after him. And use your fucking brain, idiot, you can't just leave a dog in a oven.

>>722118125

None of us use the oven dude. Its for old ladies and shit to cook pies in. Total obsolete waste of space. Its like trying to cook your meals in the fire place or some shit.

>>722117529
Don't care what anyone says, I would Fuck the brains off that bitch. She's dumb but seems like an amazing fuck.

>>722117783
He was in jail.

>>722115217
You let a dog shit in your oven you eat food from? The dog is an excuse. You're obviously a retarded nasty faggot they want gone.

>>722118308

It was just for drunken in public and that was only after 4 beers walking home from bar police thought I was a burglar.

>>722115217
DON'T COOK HIM YOU SICK FUCK

>>722118316

Nobody uses the oven...

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>>722115217
wtf is going on here?
check em

>>722115879
Then you have the cage dog that runs from you, because you are a retarded faggot that puts him in prison all day.

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>>722118289

Are these her tits???

>>722117529

>>722115217
poor dog...sell your phone or laptop, tv or something else an buy fuking kennel cage. Dont put the dog in oven

>>722118456
I'm gonna fucking laugh when one day someone's says "hey lets chang it up and cook something good In the oven" and there food gets season smoked with dog shit

OP here.

I want to get another dog, about the same size but I don't think I want to put two of them in the oven. I want a shiba inu, not a half breed shiba inu like this one.

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>>722118549
>>722117529

anyone know who brittany venti is and are these her tits?

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>>722115217
>friends are more pissed off about shit on carpet than in the fucking oven

>>722118549
They look plausible I'm not gonna sit here and bullshit you and say "Yea they are", but thank you based anon for those wonderful jugs

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>>722115217
Considering the time of the year you might want to just put it on warm.

>>722115217
There are so many other places you autistic fuck...lock him in a bathroom...buy some puppy pads for the floor and leave the fuck some water...buy a crate...crate train the fuck and he won't go to the bathroom in it...why the fucking oven? Seriously!!

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>>722115217
That's an electric stove right?
See those things at the top and bottom on the inside? They get hot when you turn it on. Take them out first because they'll be uncomfortable as fuck.
You should also be willing to put some fabric on the bottom so your dog doesn't spend all day on metal and chunks of burnt food.
Also everything from your dog (hair, shit, piss, slobber, vomit, whatever's on his feet) will be in your oven.

And you're a nigger faggot for even considering this.

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>>722118675

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

>>722118780

OP here, its a gas stove. I don't think gas is going to leak in there and kill him though.

>>722118893
Bro isn't that carbon monoxide? That shit will kill him

>>722118893
It wouldn't kill him it would just escape into the house and kill everyone lmao
If only there was this thing you could buy at walmart that was designed for holding animals

>>722118790
They look really close, they must be her tits man

>>722118972

I don't think so if I leave it cracked open and the gas isn't flowing into it because its not on.

>>722118308
ohh shit, that's totally understandable.

>>722115947
I laughed more than i should have. Fuck

you stupid faggot, don't maters if i s gas or electric..i stil a fucking OVEN

>>722118893
That's even better. Just make sure to take the dog out of the oven when you turn on the stove.

>>722115217
What's wrong with you

>>722119037

I was in jail for 8 hours for drunken in public. I didn't even have to pay a fine because I said yes sir no sir and the officer thought I was an ex-marine and I said I was and was lucky he didn't probe deeper.

>>722119119
Electric has way more of a risk... gas oven sould be fine.

>>722119035
This is assuming there isn't ever a leak
What comes out isnt CO it's natural gas, or propane if you live inawoods. The danger here is that it's flammable, of course. It accumulates in the air and a spark could make it ignite all at once. It's not quite an explosion but everything around will be burning, especially hair.
You would smell it though. Companies add sulfur (?) to make it stinky for this reason.

>>722118279
I cook meals over fire all the time while camping. It's great. Ovens are good for some things beside baking, like roasting, broiling, heating up left-overs. Also, you can bake things besides pies/cakes (chicken, bread, potatoes, etc), finish steaks you've seared on the stove, etc. The microwave is a waste of space if you care about how good your cooking is.

>>722115217
are u gonna cook him?

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you don't know how to look after a dog. you shouldn't have a dog. get rid of the dog because you clearly don't know how to raise it. a sensible dog owner would train the dog to not shit and piss in the house instead of putting it in a fucking oven.

If you can't even afford a basic fucking kennel then you shouldn't be responsible for the life of another animal.

kill yourself

>>722118573
Tits or GTFO, whore

>>722118549
I found an archived thread that multiple people say those are Brittanys tits

eauthanize your dog or give it away to a kennel. you don't deserbe an animal is you'd even consider leaving him in an oven

>>722119353

Fuck you, I'm getting another one ,a real shiba inu this time. Like the dodge meme one.

My dog loves me and I do just fine.

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>>722115217
are you fucking retarded?

>>722119475
Don't let anyone break that bond you share with your dog.

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>>722115217
...if you're so worried about your deposit why are ruining the oven? What fucktarded logic is this?
>Save $40 on a kennel
>Ruin a $500 stove with dog shit
I know you don't use it but do you think maybe it will matter when the next resident moves in? They won't notice the oven smells like shit?

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>>722119119
Someone need an expert on ovens?

>>722119576
You must be retarded for saving a thumbnail

>>722119590

Nobody uses ovens any more. It takes like 2 hours to cook a fucking meal. Who's got that kind of time?

>>722119678
I can cook fries and chicken tenders In 30 minutes or less, youre fucking useless anon.

>>722119630
Thank God you are here... electric or gas?

>>722119475
>>722119577
such a strong bond he'd rather put it in a fucking oven that get it a basic kennel?

OP sounds like a retarded cunt who is too braindead retarded to look after a dog no matter what bond he pretends to have with it

>>722119475
You are actually considering keeping your dog in the motherfucking oven. You are not doing "fine".

pay someone to look after him during the day

>>722119800

Hitler used some kind of coal ovens I think.

>>722119678
Pshaw. 2 hours my ass. Besides, microwaves just turn things into soft, warm goop.
You telling me you never even cook a frozen pizza or TV dinner or something?

>>722119828
I laughed uncontrollably at this, holy shit anon

>>722119678
Yes they do you retarded 20something. Everything you cook in the microwave can be done in the oven and it's better cooked.
>microwave chicken
Soggy, cold one side and rubbery
>oven chicken 20 minutes
Crispy, evenly hot, firm
You're too lazy to use it and associate with your grandma. 2cool4ovens.

>>722119956
He doesnt even want to pay 40 dollars for a kennel what makes you think this Jew is gonna hire someone?

>>722120089

this. OP here.

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The worst part about this thread is despite everyone telling him not to do this, OP will still do it.

>>722115217
Probably not illegal, but not safe. You should save up for a kennel cage.

>>722120168

OP here.

I'm getting another dog too. A REAL shiba inu this time. I can't fit both in the oven, but if I could they could keep each other company.

>>722120026
You speak truth, anon. When it's too rainy/snowy to grill, I'll sear a steak on the stove on all sides, then toss the pan in the oven and finish her off to mid-rare in there. Can't do THAT in a microwave. I guess you could, but it would be retarded.

>>722120253
if you cant afford a kennel you cant afford another dog. Stop being a shitty owner.

>>722120312

That's nice you martha stewart faggot. Most people don't do that shit.

>>722120253
ruined it mate, it's believable until you keep stressing how you're going to get a meme dog

we should turn this into a thread about the superiority of oven cooking over microwave cooking.

>>722119956
See
>>722120089
>>722120164

>>722115217
If your dog is smaller than a gerbil and you can put food and water in there it's probably fine. Although don't expect it to look forward to seeing you other being let out so it can get the fuck away from you.

Much like your family members, I assume.

There is a lot of anger flying around in this thread. You can not assume the relationship this man has with his dog and you can not assume the dog is going to have a bad time being in the oven.

Try it out op, see what happens, assess from there.

>>722120372
Everyone who isn't a lazy nigger and can take a few minutes to properly cook does this

>>722120394

You don't get it. I have like a half shiba inu already, but the dodge dog is cuter.

>>722120443
HE WANTS TO PUT A DOG IN A OVEN SURROUNDED IN SHIT STAINS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGGOTS

>>722115217
You shouldn't have a dog. Give it to a humane society shelter.

>>722120394
Im down with the oven VS microwave debate

You'd rather have shit in your oven? Where you literally cook food?

>>722120676
point of discussion: when do you think a microwave is more suitable than an oven in terms of creating the best taste?

>>722120627
He already said the oven will make it easier to clean up after the dog. Not shit and piss to be had. Why is this a problem?

>>722120742
He says no one uses the oven, but one day someone is gonna use it I guarantee it and he's gonna have solid shit and dog hair cooking in the oven

>>722120372
I also prefer to heat my leftovers in the oven. Had some "twice-baked" spaghetti for dinner tonight.
The night before that I threw a baking sheet in the oven loaded with asparagus, mushrooms, and sliced red potatoes...sprinkled garlic, oil, and rosemary on there. Only takes 15 minutes while you are busy preparing the entree.

>>722120891

What if I break the gas line and disable the oven so nobody can use it ever? I can just say it was broken when we moved in...

veterinary assistant here op

don't do it

/thread

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I recommend that you put it on to like 50°C because my dog got a cold after i left him there for a day

>>722120778
Fuck you man, you got me, I can't think of shit lol

>>722120443
>you can not assume the dog is going to have a bad time being locked in a metal and glass coffin for eight to twelve hours
mmkay

>>722120778
I'm racking my brain, and I really can't come up with anything.

>>722121072
If you break the gas line the gas is gonna leak into the whole house and poison everyone, please don't do that , you would rather reenact WWII rather than buy a Fuckin 40 dollar kennel im fucking done

>>722121205
>>722121117
at a stretch my answer would be microwave meals simply because I don't know how long to do them in an oven for.

>>722115217
How about learn to dog?

They have a natural instinct that makes it super easy to potty train them. All you have to do is clean up after them (properly) and let them smell dog shit and piss outside.

Yet youll let it shit in your oven where you make food?? Forget illegal and abusive. We can debate that. What we cant is what the hell kind of unsanitary conditions are you willing to create here just because you cant control an animal?

Give the dog up OP. Someone else can give it a better life than you can.

>>722121146

Op here,

WTF haven't you ever been in jail? its not that bad. Even if you go into PC and are in there 23 hours a day its not that bad.

Vetenary executive here op

Do it

/thread

>>722121298
I wanted to say that but I figured that would sound too obvious of an answer lol

>>722121284

I'm not talking about cutting the line, but sort of plugging it up or making sure it can't get into the oven without taking a bat or hammer to the oven where they'd know I sabotaged it.

>>722115217
Everything is legal if you don't tell anyone about it or get caught.

>>722121284
I have always wanted to cosplay hitler

>>722121298
I would guesstimate even then. The only thing I came up with was hot drinks, like cocoa or something, but I suppose you could do that on the stove.

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If OP is planning to store his dog in an oven does that mean he'd be up for using a microwave as a travel cage for taking the dog places?

>>722121427
If you plug it up youre gonna cause pressure to build at the mainlines and cause a fucking explosion perhaps, just buy a fucking kennel for christ sake

>>722121341
No, not yet. I've been lucky. Anyway, the oven would be like the tiniest solitary cell ever, even for a small dog.

>>722121427
I honestly don't think it will be necessary. Who is going to turn on an oven without seeing the dog inside. Unless you are living with a total dumb ass.

>>722121535
but which would taste better, stove or microwave?

>>722121642

I can use a shopping bag.

>>722121427
There's probably a shut off valve behind the oven. You could also shut it off at the gas meter, but I'm assuming you probably have a gas water heater.

>>722115373
small dogs are superior to large

>>722121669
Haha, I've never tried stove hot chocolate, maybe I will some day soon. Betting it would be superior. I need to get a tea kettle one of these days (obvious Amerifat here).

>>722121739
you would carry a dog in a plastic bag? are you mentally unstable?

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>>722115217
You wouldn't even need to crack the door. The oven is vented at the top of the stove.

>>722121903
He wants to put his dog in an oven, is that even a valid question anymore? Lol

>>722121901
I was absolutely blown away when my american friend told me he didn't have a kettle. My mind couldn't picture boiling water for drinks in any other way but he just told me he doesn't drink tea.

>>722115217
are you stupid of course you can't do that even if you don't turn it on

>>722115217
I think technically no but since you are placing an animal in a potentially dangerous situation(oven door could close, oven could be turned on, etc.) It could be considered animal neglect.

>>722121784

Is there any way I can break or fuck up the gas meeter so it can't send gas to the oven. Or fuck up the valve on the oven so it can't be changed to put gas in?

>>722115217
jesus christ, just give him away, you shit for brains.

>>722122046
A little stove pot will boil your water then just pour into the cup with the tea bag, thats how I do it, americunt here

>>722121903

Nah, like a mesh whole foods bag. Those reusable ones.

>>722115217
Unless some nigger breaks in while you are gone and reports you while stealing your shit, nobody will find out.

If your dog gets used to its little waiting room and insists on crawling inside the oven while you have visitors, just simply tell them that it was a jew in its past life.

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include me in the screencuck anons

>>722122142
that's fucked up

>>722122235
Whats the difference? It still ends up being sweet hot tea

>>722122235
that's how it's done here too (Massachusetts) unless you have parents/grandparents from the UK/Ireland

>>722122333
it's not the done thing
(nice digits)

>>722122422
>Czech'd
It's Wierd I've gotten three sets of trips in this shit lol

>>722115217
OP is a lazy faggot. If you can't afford a kennel for your dog you shouldn't have one.

>>722122046
pyrex measuring cup in the microwave

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so what have we learnt?
>Ovens are universally superior to microwaves
>you can carry a dog in a shopping bag
>americans don't know how to boil water properly and think that putting a dog in an oven is okay

>>722122709
What's wrong with putting a dog in an oven anon?

>>722122709
>>722122877
Ovens are for Jews not Dogs.

>>722122508
>Czech
it's not Czech Republic any more it's Czechia now

>>722122877
it is cramped and has poor airflow

>>722122709
How else do you boil water you Fuckin retard, it's BOILED WATER. It's boiling hot in a small pot too, it literally steams and evaporates like any other boiling water.

>>722115217
You are not mentally or emotionally fit to have a dog. If you need to ask this kind of questions you shouldn't really ask in the first place. Give the dog away and go on with your life. You are a fucking loser. Also the fact that the dog will soil the carpet if left alone already tells that you haven't taken proper care of the dog, you haven't done proper teaching or care. Fucking retard.

>>722122046
I make iced tea sometimes, but I either heat the water on the stove or microwave, steep the bags, add more cold water and refrigerate...I would like to get a kettle someday, I do like green teat with lemon and honey. I have never tried English tea.

>>722122985
it takes fucking forever on the stove

>>722122928
Thanks for the update based anon

>>722123058
Not on my electric stove, it takes like 1 minute tops

>>722122937
I'm sure if you turn the convection fan on the air flow will be great.

>>722122985
>I fancy a hot drink
>I'll just go and turn on my fucking stove like an impoverished savage
it's the homeowning equivalent of lighting a garbage can on fire to stay warm

>>722123212
Don't you put the kettle on the stove, anyway? Or do you have some sort of electric kettle?

>>722123212
Its literally water in a small pot you fucking chav, I'm sorry we aren't pussy daily tea drinkers that have all the necessary tools to boil a cup of water.

>>722123307
unless we were in the 20th century. It's safe to assume kettle means electric kettle.

>is your autism kettle on?

>>722123371
Speak for yourself, mane. I don't find it any weirder than us having incredibly complicated coffee makers.

>>722123307
>>722123371
>I'm sorry we don't have all the necessary tools of being a modern, civilised member of society

>>722123395
You have autism for thinking that owning a kettle somehow makes you now civilised and not a "impoverished savage" hot water is hot water you retard

>>722123395
Sorry, man, I've never even seen an electric kettle. When I said I'd like one, I was thinking of an old-fashioned copper one or something.
I dunno if I even care for black tea, but I'd like to try it, just so I can use the word 'cuppa' and pretend I'm at Hogwarts.

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>>722115217
Congratulations, you're retarded

>>722123600
and dirty water is still water.

>you filthy colonial

>>722123600
>You have autism for thinking that owning an oven somehow makes you now civilised and not a "impoverished savage" cooked meat is cooked meat just use an open fire you retard

>>722123483
So a black and decker cooking pot used to boil water isn't part of modern society? You are fucking stupid

>>722123608
Also, I don't think I'd like an electric one, because I couldn't say I'm going to "put the kettle on" (as in the stove, fire). And no whistling noise, either! Do those electric kettles have some sort of digital whistling mechanism? And if so, how authentic does it sound?

>>722123804
Lol you really are a fucking idiot, go stick that nancy pinky finger up your ass since you like tea soo much and need a kettle to boil some fucking water.

OP still here.

Quit talking about your pinterest oven cooking/boiling water faggotry. Its about my oven dog.

>>722124077
1) everyone still refers to it as putting the kettle on
2) the whistling noise is fucking infuriating
3) it makes a noise cause broiling water makes noise

>>722123941
Black and Decker makes pots?

>>722124171
Fuck your oven dog, I hope you blow up your apartment complex trying to fiddle with the gas line. You have autism OP

I wonder how this faggot is gonna afford Shiba Inu, kek. Also, autists like you shouldn't get dogs

>>722124171
sounds like you're the sort of pathetic faggot who boils all his water in a saucepan like some dirty hobo

i bet you suck cocks in alleys to get off because no girl will look at you anymore after you explain to them your great theory for putting your dog in a hot cramped metal torture cell covered in metallic shit and piss because you're too cheap to buy a plastic fucking kennel you degenerate inbred fagtard

>>722124097
>go stick that nancy pinky finger
insult from couple of decades ago

>and need a kettle to boil some fucking water.
oh fuck me, i use technology.


>you're living in the past, you colonial scum

>>722124247
Nevermind they're TFAL kitchen pots. But my point still stands.

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>>722124401

:(

Trump is going to turn this stuff around.

>>722124171
just be a capable human and fucking train him to not shit on your floor and let him wander around your house you fuckin retard

>>722124224
You are taking all the novelty out of this, anon. I also want to learn how to make coffee the Scandinavian way. I have read that they somehow boil it in a pan and "settle grounds with an egg"...do you Britfags know anything about this?

if you boil water with a microwave you deserve to be genocided

>>722124401
I doubt OP has ever boiled water at all. He claims never to have used an oven.

>>722124723
sounds gay

>>722124801

I make ramen in the microwave sometimes. I don't really boil water on the stove that much. I do cook eggs and spam on stove top for breakfast sometimes.

>>722115217
No, that's animal cruelty.
You could get a second hand kennel, but really you shouldn't own a dog if you're not even going to put minimal effort into taking care of him in a humane way.

>>722124957
OK OP, ramen in the microwave means you should just an hero at this point.

>>722125078

Do you cook yours in the toaster, faggot?

I still think an electric teapot would need a digital whistle. But it has to be authentic, not all fake sounding, and I doubt they could pull it off. I also really want a quality pizza stone one day.

>>722124957
Oh, but Ramen is so much better on the stove. Same with macaroni, or anything really.

>>722125174
if you got an old style metal kettle and put it on an electric hotplate you might reach a best of both worlds, the whistle just comes from the shape of the kettle (i believe)

>>722125169
No you let water boil on the stove top and then throw the ramen in and let it cook and then add seasoning. you fucking lazy sack of shit.

>>722125342

That seasoning is nasty msg cancer.

>>722125324
Yeah, but if you have a stove, why would you need a hotplate? I guess I just don't understand the appeal of the all-in-one electric kettle. I'm gonna look up a picture of one, cause I'm trying to envision this.

>>722125533
MSG is delicious. I also like the stove over the microwave because you can control the pasta better, make sure it's al dente.

>>722125534
you're right my suggestion was dumb

but seriously the whistle stops being fun when you hear it every time you want a drink

>>722125699
I guess I can understand that. I get tired of the noise off my pressure cooker when canning stuff, but that's not an everyday thing.

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>Be me
>29 years old
>Get home after a long day in the office
>Moms watching Disney movies naked on the living room floor
>Turns her head rapidly and welcomes me home
>Get on my hands and knees and start barking at her
>She starts barking back and swings at me
>Lands a punch right in my jaw
>Sniff her ass hole, she starts barking again
>Bark back
>Get up and take my shoes off and go upstairs

>>722126214
HUEHUEHEUHEUEHUE.. nope.

>>722115217
Yes, if it's a jewish dog.

>>722121646
Are you retarded? The fuel line is already blocked at the oven with a valve. Do you think there is no pressure, and the gas just constantly flows into the oven and surrounding house?

>>722115217
why are you asking, who the fuck will know?

The gas of the oven will kill him. hella illegal

>>722115217
Just saying OP if you think your roommates would be mad at poop on the carpet think about how they will react when they inevitably find you keep the dog in their oven. One quick call to Sarah McLaughlin and you will disappear never to be seen again

>>722127591
this. cleaning dog urine and poop off carpet is pretty fucking simple too. sanitizing an oven is a lot more work

>>722115217
why the fuck you want dog shit and piss in your oven?