NEW BETA MALE/CRINGE THREAD Old thread: >>722077214 >>722077214

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Also if anyone has that kid Moses Garcia III or whatever his name was, that kid was funny as fuck haven't seen him posted in years

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>muh anti-capitalist/atheist utopia

>>722096656
This seems sweet to me. I don't get it.

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This what sweden looks like these days

>>722096954
Too late...

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>>722096860
I've been ripping these from reddit, apparently he flew across the country to tell her parents he loved her and she still rejected him

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>>722097024
i know. i hope the russians come and take over soon

>>722097248
This one always gets me... I'm actually embarrassed for this poor fuck.

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>>722097643
The saddest people are those blissfully unaware of it...

>>722097608
This looks staged as fuck. Still funny tho. I like that the fantasy apparently couldn't be completed without the marshmallows and dildo on the floor.

>>722097506
>his fat as fuck sand sculpture above it
Top kek

in this thread, guys without girlfriends or girl friends(or any friends?) make fun of guys who do at least have girl friends...

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>>722097919
lmao I didn't even notice that

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fucking nu males

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>>722098455
i'm married

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>>722098742
what a faggot nigger. he sounds about as much fun as a wet carrott

>>722098786
>>722098742
>>722094001
>that censoring
kys fgt gtfo my /b/

>>722098970
not my pics. i have a life, thus i don't have facebook

>>722096079
hes clearly joking....I don't get how grown adults can watch kids purposely make cring and think its possibly real... I think some autists are just that eager to believe someones as creepy and dumb as they are...

The list.

1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjDKdfHEGA0
2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-jZyzQSms
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NctRVC2O3NM
4) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WNOPW63k3o
5) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJA1Vru44V8
6) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG7UbCOYwS0&t=1m18s
7) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p9LrJoVRpc
8) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSLx_ItMJEA
9) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq2Raxl-QZk
10) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmGEsTPrhwY
11) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxvnuBEulbQ
12) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aRKeDfqYo
13) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
14) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNfjcazPbNA
15) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk93U8_PYoE
16) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZi4h7yaqu8
17) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
18) http://youtu.be/LsGLBI2WA7Q
19) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvozYm3S-kw
20) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEnkdNtBlPM
21) http://youtu.be/dxINK2165sI
22) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
23) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE
24) http://youtu.be/xopAwVYlivw
25) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz3m_7ozhNo
26) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIO9LgFPC5g
27) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFKl22j1RY Aitor
28) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_0_ro04uI
29) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egR0NeC15lg
30) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21nZsf6kHM Summertime
31) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=098ctCCNmNQ
32) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVJxr4QJzx4 doodman
33) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjN-CsZBzo0
34) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=komph9TxTbI otherkin
35) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y_5b1JsIs4 furries declined
36) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tT1ALOw2Zw weeaboo in public

Personal favs
36) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOfOIQ5ayzI
37) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAxQgRSF6pc
38) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhSSOANnsPk

Brony calling dad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHN1SQ1EvuY

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>>722099072
poes law, bruh. that's how fucked up people are

>>722096656
>>722096860
well the faces are covered so we can assume the poster is in the pic. so he probly knows first hand that its a friend zone situation.

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>>722099298
like I said, I'm ripping these from reddit

>>722096954
protestor fashion ffs...

>>722099155
such autism to compile a list of autists and share it with other autists

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>>722098489
>It's beat down! time!
Never fails to piss me off.

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>>722099411
nah just filthy fuckin hippy fashion

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>>722098786
yea, married to dude..kek

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from earlier this week, she got a lot of hate messages for it

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>>722094001

>>722097025
Fucking newfaggots, instead of posting gay reddit shit, just stay on reddit where you belong.

>>722099155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZneYxAjOsc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz3Mi_OZYno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDBD0KImjbg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCjLQQkN_6M

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>>722099680
if fantasizing about that gets you off while being butt-pounded by your dad, good for you, son

>>722098970
>my /b/
Nigger you're been here for a week

>>722099987
You're clearly the one from reddit kiddo, why so mad?

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>>722099785

>>722100685
>nigger thats clearly been lurking here under a week says he's posting reddit tier shit
>says I'm the faggot from reddit
Nigger you're fucked

>>722099855
Checked and keked

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>>722100899
So how's your first week on 4chan been? Shouldn't you be doing your homework kid?

>>722099855
Man, Jon's a fucking prick

>>722097828
It's probably for the best.

Then again, he might just be chill as fuck.

>>722099652
what faggot drew the arrow point to the dude? is that pointing at anything or is it really just the artist begging the viewer to look at this guy in stead of the artist.. the burning essence of cringe material.lol

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>>722100391
sick talk for an autistic person...

>>722096079
kek, this is obviously ironic and self-aware. you don't just do that in front of a small mirror that doesn't even make sense to be in that position normally, see the result, then upload it unless you're too retarded to type, which clearly isn't the case.

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>>722102461
i'm not the one with a mom that wished she had swallowed instead of giving birth to a loser

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>>722102508
>>722099072

>>722096643
>Socialist Revolutionary
>Obviously obtained this shirt through capitalism

>>722094001
pfft, that is alpha as fuck

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>>722102751
making fun of u wouldn't even be funny at this point. im sincerely sorry that you have to be you.

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>>722102982
your right man. im just projecting my faggot issues on to you.. sorry I went full retard over ur hilarious joke. its b, I shouldn't be a butthurt bitch... friends?

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>>722103133
yea, we are good homes, but keep ur fucking retard shit in line ok.. just try to not be so stupid and ul do just fine..

>>722102802
2011 called. they said make up ur own observational humor u faggot... everyone already did that joke about the anon masks.....

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>>722102982
you don't make fun of me. you are just unfunny.

>>722095580
That's actually a bitchin thing to have going. I've met girlfriends through my one female friend.

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>>722094103
maybe he is just good friend , i do these kind of stuff to my female best friend every now and then to cheer her up and still got 2 hot babes to get freaky with

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>>722103383
1999 called. they want their "previous era called and wants etc." joke back.

>>722099855
Owned

>>722097828
Anybody else remember the incest thread him and his brother started? Those videos will haunt my memory forever.

>>722094812
I'm ashamed to say I resemble the beta on the left

>>722095580
This girl is a good winglady

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>>722103494
up ur English game bitchnigga.

>>722096079
thats funny. the mirror, the feet, his eyes wide open...

>>722103935
Shut up Jerry. No one likes you.

>>722102751
I honestly stand in awe that one man can inspire enough of an emotional reaction in people that they'd make my name a permanent part of their body.

I can only hope to attain some form of this in my lifetime.

>>722104205
sorry, i don't speak welfare

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>>722103935
everyone whos ever gotten owned by gotten owned by said previous area jokes just called for you.. they want their wetfaced bitch ass excuse back...lol

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>>722104477

>>722103773
I like the idea but the problem for me is that the hot chicks ALWAYS have the ugly friends.

But through those ugly friends, there will be a hot one. And the cycle continues. You get the idea

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>>722104483
defeated by my own typos once again... why god..

>>722099652
I think the dude is gay

>>722099724
The guy looks halfway decent. He could definitely be pulling hotter bitches.

>>722097828
This dude isnt even that fat so what's up with that necc

>>722103893
Lol they better bake you brownies or cooking your food or some shit.

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>>722104804
nah ,you can see the look of a defeated heterosexual man in his eyes. if he was gay, he'd look a bit more like >>722094812 or>>722097025

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>>722104896
Some people are just born as looney toons look-a-likes

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>>722104880
You are under the misconception that all you need to get girls is looks

>>722103935
he also has glasses

>>722105434
I bet that guy browses 4chan

>>722104896
different genealogical backgrounds cause people to gather fat in different places and different rates.. also defects can cause weird stuff like that. particular traits... from a spiritual/quantum stand point, someones gota live dat life boi...

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Who are these faggots anyway? They blatantly deny your courtship yet take gifts and shit.. How fucking dumb can you be?

>>722105582
And he has everyday fedoras and dress fedoras and he gets upset when people call his trilby a fedora. You just know it.

>>722105582
nah I feel like this kind of false intellectual superiority is emblematic of reddit

>>722100161
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZneYxAjOsc
joke's on him
he just licked my smelly, carnist boipuccy

>>722094161
>client
W-what...

>>722104913
she always tries to make me happy , seeing that is priceless

>>722106415
She a hooker my man.

>>722106442
LOL

>>722098620
Out of all the stuff in here , this one triggers me the most.
How can you be this beta?

>>722099155
I watched every fucking video. Seriously, the last one with the brony calling his dad broke my heart. The job interview was painfull to watch...

>>722094161
This is clearly just a plug from a blogger you fucknut.

>>722097025
>he flew across the country to tell her parents he loved her and she still rejected him
Haha wonder why

>>722096079
He looks like an Asian ken doll

>>722099175
You would think that this might make him think...

>>722104417
Underrated

>>722099175
i went to highschool with this faggot

>>722094841
Noone is going to comment on the 2 bowls of gravy in the foreground? I lose.

>>722097828

you keep posting this, did he beat you up??

>>722105778
Expressions and idea itself are cringe, but...mixing Marvel and DC?!...faggots.

>>722110165
Why? Decor and furniture says they're at Cracker Barrel, so gravy isn't surprising.

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>>722105778

>>722098786
I don't see it either.

This is like that fat black chick who thinks she look like beyondsay

>>722098620
I haven't had sex in 7 years.

I want to kill this guy. Just, stab him in the chest with a rusty knife 20 times in a row.

>>722100815
He right doe

>>722110165
ranch

>>722111201
The sad part is, he probably thought that she'd like him better for saying that. Betas actually think that their over-the-top "respect for women" is attractive to females. Fucking idiots.

>>722103494
effay af

>>722111233
Holy shit, that dude it just too fucked up

>>722097828
Looks like the rat guy from harry potter

bumpity

>>722098742
Abraham Lincolns edgy pussy cousin

>>722112757

>>722111201
My heart goes out to you anon.
You must feel like a starving african seeing a stupid brat burning stacks of cash. Funny thing is though Im sure this faggot will punch himself over this when he is a 25yo virgin who blew his one fluke chance.

>>722104417
bravo

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>>722094199
I have 3 of these

>>722110165
No. Because we are not filthy commies and can enjoy gravy as free Americans

>>722094103
I remember when my best broski got me flowers. oh wait that never happened wake up ya cunt

>>722099724
dat ass doe

>>722099155
ESTEFANIA STOP

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>>722112198
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>722113247
You know that feel when you surpass cringe and pity and sympathy and you just want to sigh heavily because this kid's gonna kill a bitch? That's what this does to me, poor delusional faggot...

>>722095223
man when the truth is in front of you like that holy fuck I don't even know how to empathize with that dude

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>>722113247
Part 2

>>722113247

id love to see where he is at now/ if hes still just as cringey

>>722098620
This is wrong on so many levels. Ethan, you are a good guy if you turn down a girl looking for sex if it's against your morals. I would admire you for that. But you lose all credibility when you screenshot this private conversation and say, "Hey, everybody...look at me! This woman wants me to kiss her beaver, but I'm not having any of it!" then make a comment below this invasion of privacy about what a good person you are. Ethan, why would you even do this? Do yiu need to send a message to every girl within the reach of your social media that she should *not* fuck you? If so, buddy, I've got some terrible news for you. I know a much easier way not to fuck girls. You know what else I know? *You* know how to do it already, too. It's called saying "no thanks" on the extremely rare occasions when a woman actually tells *you* that she wants to have sex with *you*. Remember when you did that? Remember when it worked? Seriously, Ethan...WTF? Literally none of what you posted was necessary.

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>>722114732
>>722114649
Last known document of moses
He's probably so ashamed he tried to wipe himself off the internet

>>722095879
lost

>>722099175
Yes cunt, because you are dancing to the whims of asexual/lesbian women who hate fucking because daddy pimped her out to his woodworking class and she got augured from age 4 to 9.

WOMEN WHO WANT TO BE PLOWED LIKE A WET FIELD IN MAY DO NOT CONCERN THEMSELVES WITH DUMB FEMINIST BULLSHIT, THEY'RE OUT THERE CATCHING D

Women who actually want to get plowed like a wet field in May do not concern themselves with bullshit feminist politics, they are out there catching D left and right.

Fuck man, I love the internet but cucks like this NEED to realize the world outside is vastly different.

>>722094841
tfw this dude looks like me

wow guys these are some great submissions. time to go to the feels thread so I can finally have the guts to off myself

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>>722095223

>>722098941
This dude is so ripped.

>>722094001
This one isn't even that bad. Any normal person might say that.

>>722115718
Found the beta.

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>>722095879

>>722097248
how can one be so socially inept

>>722097506
>you think

hahaha

>>722100391
I'd play some Sm4sh with this dude, seems pretty cool.

>>722097828
I couldn't disagree with you more. bliss is bliss

>>722114936
Can almost smell the stench of depression he's trying to cover up with that humor, also i tried to kill myself an hour ago by trying to tie a bedsheet to the fan and hang myself, got scared, still feel like it tho

>>722100815
Does someone have the full replied pic?

>>722102069
kek, at least he admitted that he fucked up

is this cringy enough for you, my dudes?
https://youtu.be/UmBBzhJIWk4

>>722116604
Landlord is throwing me out tomorrow, got fired, family won't help, shit happens and I'm too tired, also a few pics of me are in these cringe dumps, i come here to see what u guys say sometimes, cheers me up sometimes

>>722114146
Is Moses Garza gonna have to choke a bitch?

>>722116905
Try me nigga

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>>722098620
make her beg. that's fukn alpha

>>722116889
Which ones are you anon?

>>722099760
Like?

>>722114847
Is that OC?
Never seen this pasta before

>>722104896
He should probably get his thyroid checked out. Looks like Cushing syndrome.

>>722117183
This guy gets it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqBAy-rJMfI

LOL

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Posted 2 hours ago.

>>722096147
I mean this is a little cringey since he phrases it as "I like you" which is a super middle school thing to do, and he's admitting it over text message, but it general he basically played his cards pretty nicely. He made the confession, told her that he didn't expect her to say it back right away, and said he wanted to start as friends and take it from there, which are the key words. If only he worded his confession a bit better and preferably did it in person and invited her to a lighthearted dinner or something then I would even consider this pretty alpha of him

>>722118752
Dude even used pepe...