Hello, does anyone know how truly contact with a demon? Did you

demunz r not realz

>>722085325
study the Goetia, yellow pages of infernal doodahs

>>722085463
everything is real with the right ammount of psycedelics

Get a book called The Spirit of Masonry or The Lost Keys of Freemasonry.

I dont advise it. What would you want with a demon anyway?

Eat your own semen and blood at the same time and the devil will speak to you.

You know when I pray to god for something I don't get it but when I pray to Satan for something I do get it .

You might want to ask those kind of questions on /x/ dude.

>>722085325
seek hell

>>722085614
My life has been totaly ruined. I just want to ask for some support. The doesn't respond soo...

>>722085841
Thats because satan wants to win your favor and your soul. God already gave you what you need and isnt going to give you things that take away from others. if you wish for a million dollars those cerial numberd bills have to come from somwhere. satan might be fine killing someone or stealing so you can come into your fortune. Its not worth the cost.

>>722085325
Do bad stuff then die

The only after effects you get is disappointment when you release that a fictional entity does not exist in reality.

By admitting that demons are real, aren't you also admitting that god/jesus is real also? Are you mentally handicapped?

>>722086004
Youre looking in the wrong places. Seek Jesus not demons. Even the people youll meet along the way are comparatively better to spend time around. People who prefer satan tend to be backstabbing liars and not real friends anyway.

>>722086004
When all your mirrors turn black and you hear nothing but the sound of your own breath, you will see it.
And from the darkness it shall look back at you.

>>722085325
>>722085325
What is it that you want?

DEMONIAC WAAAAYSSS

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>>722085325
Use the greater key of solomon. Or books related to the goatia. If i remember correctly crowley wrote an illustrated version.

You're welcome. Just don't die and get possessed kek

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>For 500 years, he and I have been bound.
>A Demon from Hell, a Knight of Renown.
>Though we were curse to be slaves to each other.
>I know of no man I'd want more for a brother. >Farewell mortal.

Play SMT games. Closest you'll get.

Satan gave me two inch increase in both height and penis length. Score! All in exchange for my soul... jokes on him tho cuz I got no soul. You should hear me try to play blues its the whitest noodling since Clapton lol

>>722086330
I want to have atleast a good life. Not the perfect one, just a good one.

In the deepest pits of Hell
I torment souls endlessly
Shapeless demons are all kings,
But there's only one real ruler here
I am his faithful disciple,
Possessing humans to bring them under

I will control all mankind
To see them destroying each other
Their poor spirit will burn
Like all things that is Holy

Burn!

We are the poison of the earth
The whore Mary was sodomized
Her bastard son will rot forever
We laugh at the fairy tale that is God

Inverted crosses are struck into their heart
Our Lord Satan delivers us from good
He slashes his veins to give us his essence
To my kind it's power, to the weak it's venom
We drink the devil's blood, to win the anti-life war

I will control all mankind
To see them destroying each other
Their poor spirit will burn
Like all things that is holy

Burn all that is holy!

Forever we will dwell inside each living cell
Destroying the sacred
Creating the nothingness
My cause is supreme and inexorable

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>>722086362
Someone that actually knows something.

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You sound like my roommate who wants to fly to LA with the last of his money and sell his soul for fame or die on the streets. He's just wanna-be hardcore who needs to get laid or have his ass whooped. If he wasn't so neurotic and lazy he would be in a good position, but so far he hasn't gotten off the TV in 5 days. Sits around and pretends he's so off the rails and delirious, gonna jump his ass if he doesn't gtfo. I'll ask him how to summon one.

>>722086362
These books and crowley are shit teir demonology. Here are some actual content authors. Like i said i advise heavily against persueing this type of thing. Its not worth it.

Albert Pike
H.L.Haywood
J.D.Buck
Albert G. Mackey
Rev. C. H. Vail
R. Swinburne Clymer, M.D.
William James Hughlan
Joseph Fort Newton
Aurthur Edward Waite
Eliphas Levi
Rex. R. Huthens
C. Fred Kleinknecht

I wont stand in your way or try to be a gatekeeper but im telling you, Seek Jesus instead.

>>722085325
just drop them a email,

[email protected]

>>722085325
I've been married twice. Does that count?

>>722086613
kekekekekekekekekekekekeke

>>722086570
Well then don't say Hi to interdimensional things.
They're not very nice
Most of them are cliché evil
Scary voices and the like.
Also they have different hobbies to you.
And they all want to be the one..
It's a free for all.

>>722085325
Nice try mister crowley

T̷̮̭̣̠͚o̧̳͇̣̜͇̳ i͉̬̫̘̩̟̯n͏͖͚v͠o͚̦̭̙̳͙k̝̫̱͞e̼ ̷̫t̶͙̰̥̳͙̺h͈̻̦̻͉̥̝e̫ ̮͔̲͍̲̲̟h̜̕i̷̞̼͙͍v̠e̡̳͎͎̬͖-͡m͍i͏̦̗n͎͠d ̤̙̟̳̱̕r̞̞̟̰e̗͇͚̗̼̮̖p̷͉̟̹̜r͕̱͙͇̻̜ͅe͙̭͎͍̫̥s͡en̡͉̯̣t̜͔͈͓̝͝i͜n̢̝g̰͍̹̺͠ ̗̰c̜͕̥̞̀h̷̙̰a͚̙o͉͕͓s͉̺̯͘.̤͍̯̣
̣̰͓͙̬̣̘I̢n̯̳̩̦͕̣̹v̟͔͎o̺͈̺͞k̟͈i͉͚n͕̙͔͚̰͠g̮̪̳͍̙ ̫̘͉̲t̻̪̣͙̪͍h̷̠͚̭̪̮͇͙e̼̼͍̳͎͝ ̪͍̼̤̙̣̦̀f͖̦̥e̱̼̺̞e͖̜̟̙̠̬ͅl̶͍̩̟̪i̴͓͙̲̱n̷̟̠͙̝̦̙g̦ ̺o̞̭̦̼̰͈̹͢f͖̖̣̟̳͞ ͏͔̖c̳̣̠h̭̩̼a̡̲͕̥̠o͚͇̗̦͓s̞̮̳.͖̰̰̲
͖͓̤̙̤̱̜W̟̣͓̯i͍t̜̰̼h̶̬ ̴ọ̼͓u̹̱̜̩t̷̼͕͇͔ ̷͔͉o̢͇̰̱̼̻̬̮ŕ̮̯̭̦̥d͏e͇̮̹̱̩͕r̘̘̥͎̜͚͚.̢̥̱̣
̭͉̝͎̗͍͢Ṯ̨͔h͈̘̳͔̩̦͜e͓͉̪̘̮͞ ̪̼̤N̷̻͈̥̹e̟̼̥̥̺̯z̮͖̼̳p̞̬̪̪̬̯͙e̳͔̟̺͞r̗d̻͠i̸͍ą͉n̫̤ ̺̺̟̹̮͢h̫i̥͉̦̝̙ͅv̶e̗̖̠͢-̰̱̼̬̜̯̳m̲i̵n̪d̮̩̭̝̭̳͕̀ ̦̞͚͚̦̦͢o͞f̪̣̪̺͈͚͟ ̨̳̯c͏̺͙h̜̪̱́a͍̤͟o͢s̙.͚̙̲̦
̭͙ͅH͞e̷̫̠̝̞ ̷̻̙wh̝͍͍͈o̺͎̬̫̪ W̯̯̟̱̼̟ͅa͉͖̣̝̻̪͖i̷̗̞̻̤̱t̩͙̦̗̙ṣ̨͕͇͖̩̯͚ ͈B͇̪̖̭̫̹͝e̟̘̗͕h̡̭̪ì̭̬n̝̪̣̯͓͙ͅd͕͖͓̥̙̲͖ ̟́T͔̙̮̹͚͚̖h̖ę͚ ̪̭̥̩̯͠W̛͉̳̯̬̪͚̗a̩̙͙ll̢͉̬̲̣͎̞̳.͈͚
͞

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This is the most easy and secure way to summon a demon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJkcfSYsT3A

>>722086830
What is it?

H̛̱̗̗̹̪̟ͅe̛͍̣͚̦̝ll̷̮̼o̳̻̣̼͚̖̣,̴̬̗̯̲̹ͅ ̭ͅd̹̻͉͝o̩̱̳͇̜̳̗e̮̥͚̼̻͍̬s̥̜͈ ̱͉͔͉͇̥͕͞a͓͓͍̳͢ͅn͕̤͟y̯̞ó̦n̪e̗͈̖̞̟̗͈ ̜͉̟k͓n̛̗̟̠ow̬͎̕ ̧̱̗̠̗̤̞h͚̘̲̪o̵̠w̧̱͔̰̥̥͍͙ ̗͓̟̱͉tr̟̱̫u̟̳͍l̝̪y̰̯ ̹̥͓̱͟c̨̦̱͖̲o̠̠̩̥̥͙̕n͖͈t̲a͓̹̮͘c̣̼̺͓̻ͅt̤̥ ̨̗͍̖͍͙w͔̭̣͍̱̗ͅi̙̻̥͕t͎͖̳̫̞h̴̦ ̴̬̦̼̤͔̲a̹̬͉̯͉͚͇͟ ̯d̯̯͚e̹̥̘m̻̥̪̪̱̰o̷̺͍n͉̤̞̝̬͔?͏̲͔̗̗̠͚ D̪̪̰i̵d̻̳͍ ̩̤yo̸̦̗̞̙ų̻̬̥̤͓̮ h̸͉̺̻̜̙a͏d̬͚ ̭̭͓ͅa͙n̤̟̜y̵͉͍̘ ̦͓̮͜ͅc̦̤͉̤o̧̲̪͎͖̤̠̬n͕͚͈̫͈ͅt̫̟̜̱̣͇ͅa̸͙c̦̟͇͝t̮͈͢?͖͍̖̳̳ͅ ̲̟̰͚̮W̮̙̪̯h̺á͙̰̪͇̗t̸ ͏̘͇̯͓a͏̤̥̻̙r͔e̢̩̺̭̖ ̹̦̹͕̻̪̹ṱ̨͔̭he͢ ͟a̭̰͖̟̥̯f̵̩t̛e͉͚r͜-̠͕̞̦̮e͓̹̮ͅf͓f̨̯̬̗̪͖̗e̙̫̳̲̺̙ç̜̱̘t̠̗ś̥̬̼̗͕͇̺?̹̺̘̬̗͍

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>>722086749
Those are shitcunt authors for Christians and people who believe in freemasons kek. except for Eliphas Levi. Go pray to your god anon kek

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>>722087032
Solid facts.

The best way to have a decent life is to accept that you cant and move on. Mo money mo problems. Mo demons mo problems. JFK said whats the point in preserving our society if what makes us us isnt preserved with it. That applies here too. Demons will change you. You wont find happiness here.

H̤̝̖̼͇̣͎̥̞̝͚é̢̛͎̳̬͕̟̣͔̞͉̻͙̘̜͎̙̗͙̙͞ĺ̬̳̤̮̠̼̥̥̘̥̠̳̥̺̻͕̥̮͟l̴̶̨̘̺̟̻͇̪͇͎͓̬̰͉̘̞͢͠o͏̡͍̜̖̱̤̱͓̠̞̯̣̝̫͍͇͡͡,̷̧̥͇͈̮̘̘̺̤̳͙̗͎̩͔̫̜̱ͅ ͏̵̞̺̪̰̺̪̫͓͈̟̥̖̯̤͖̙́ͅd̢̠̠̪̫̣̹̙͞ͅó̸͏̺̤̗͕͖̜̩̟̰͝ͅe̦̠͉̪͙͢͜͝s̶̨͎̱̺̗̗̝̤̣̬̩͇͞ ̛̘̯͇͎̘͖̹͕͓͈̥̠̹̘́͞a̸͙͈̞̩̱̟̥͔̥̟͎̫̝͍͈̕͡n̡͕̣̣̘̣̘͍̘̱̱͔͚y̶͟͟͏̲͓͈̰̗ͅo͏̪̘̱̤͡n̨̛̜͎͇̺̣̖ẹ̸̢̟̜͈͙͚̜͇̬͙̝̻̠̦͕̙ ̶̞̟͖̟̝̺͙͢͢k̘͎̠̱̞̥͘ń̤̥͚̖̫̀ǫ͖͈̦͖̙̯̲͠w̷̢͎̲̳̦͎͍̼̜̲̻̩̜̳̱ͅ ̸͓̻̗̘̻̭̦͎͓̞̯̖̜̪̣̣̟̺́͟h͏̶͉̖͕̼̰̹̖̰͖̪͍͎͇̫̀͟ͅͅͅo̵̵͚̺̤͓͎̥͘w̢̞̦̩̹̪͈̫͎̘͞ ̸̶͚̞̞̖̳̙̻̕͡t̶̵̢̖̠̼̗̲̣̝̙̣̘̞̹͘͞ͅr̵̵̢̨̼̭͔̺͙̯̰̺͎̮̱̯̫͢ͅͅu̷̪̗̼͉̮̭͇̳̰͔͘͟l̘̖̳̦̮̹͔͚̗͚̀́͢͡ý̞̫̬̞͡ ̢͚̖̘͈͇͕͓̟̕ͅc̵̷̼͍̰͎̞̩̬͕̺͔͉͓̮͇͞͝o͏̶̛̗̙̫͙̥̣̪̙̜̻͎̜̯͖̗̱̼ṉ̡̧̥̮̳̼̩̪̪̬͚̮̹̤͚͖̣̪̺̘͜ţ̶̷̷̴̳̹̘͈͚̤̜̺͕a̢̡̢̛͙̮̹̝̤͖̟͇̯̭̳̤̳̳̻̞͕͉͡ͅc̸̨͉̺̖̥̣̞̦̘̣̳t̴̷̡̧̛̪̱̘͖̞͍͕̯̙̮͇̖ ̵̢͓̱̪̪͈͖̣̣̹͝ẃ̶̨͎͉̠̣̻̗͚̜̫͙̬̲̣̞̘͇̰͘ͅi͈̘̦̟̫̮̣̭̦̟͜t̸̢̘͉̳̼̟̠̬̭̲̥̟̘̰̦̹̪̺̰͝͠ͅh̶̰̭͕͍͠ ̻̪̼̭͡͞͠a̸̴͏̸̢̦̞͙͎͙̖̹̻̦ͅͅ ̢͘̕͝͏̪̯̤̗̭̯̣͚̠̝̯̳d̸͔̠̲͎̯̖̟̞̯̣̀̕͝e̜͓̪̟͉͔̙̖͍̬̜͚̙̹̻̟͍̕͟͡͞m̷̧̧̝̱͚̱̱̥͓͉̭͉̜̀ǫ̧͙̞͙̙̟͉̰̲͍̮̣̬͇̹̬̻̟͢n̛͖̦̥̯̲͡?̵̡̭͖̼̝̪͝ ̸̟̪̹̥̗̼͡D̢̮̣̗͚̺̟͔̟̻͉̠̺i̴̶̷͍̯̥̰̳̞̺͉̣̦͇̰͉͓̜̬͜d̶̶̵̢̳͉̩̀ͅ

>>722086749
Backing away slowly out of thread

Dont fall for the trick..its a long way down

̴̲͈͖̮͙͙͙̖̪̰̭̳̦̱̘͚̥̻̙͘y̴̦̱̤̘̖͟͝ǫ̷̧̙̦̜̬̩̥̥̼̪̠́u̧̬̗̳̩̜̮̬̹ͅ ̛͍͔̩̱̪̩̭̮͇͢h͕̬̣̖͉͕̻̝̭͘͜͢͝a̲̙͎̭̳͕͔̘͕̱͙̹̬̻̟̞̳̯̕͝d͏̴̡̖̼̳̪̜̭͉̝͔̟̟ ̵̱͙̹̤̺̜͙̼̜̙̗͚͠á̛̞̝͇͚̩̕͢n̨̛̙̻͉͎̠͖͕̬̭̤͞y̶̶̰̫̹̰͔̞̫͇̰̙͖̩̙͕͎ ̷͝͏͍̳̼̠̪͎͞c̵̹͙͔̼͎͚̤̻̘̻̭̹̬̻͖̙̥̦͘͡ͅo̧̥͚͔̟͈͎͎͙̼̻̩̕͡͡ń̴̰̤̦̱͇̲̟͙̕͠t̼͍̬̱̮̬̙̖̺͇̝̠̩̯͇̩̠̬́͟͞͠a͞͏͏̷̡͈̲͚̹̰͍̙ć̳͈̭̬͙̱̙͈͔̯͔͕̗͎̗͝ͅͅt̵͞͏̖̩̩̲̫͙͕̟̯?̛͍̤̟̠̞̪͚͈̠̦̩̪̞͍̦̟̹̹̯͜ ̸̛͏̶̺̺̰͚̟̞̪͚͔͕̙̝̗̱̥̤̪̠̘W̢̪̱̣̙̼͍͍͔̣̕ͅͅͅh̷̡̩̺̲̖̣̳̜͈̟̦͇̦̣̤̜͢͟a̵̴̻̞̝͡t̢̩͖͡ͅ ̛̞̼̤̫̠͢ą̷̧͔̖̱̰̦͉͉̤̻̪̻̙͟͢ṟ̨̞̯̹͉̀͞e̶̡̕͏͈̫͈̣̬̤̰̱̳̞̳̰̼ͅ ̧̼̣͎̻̫̗̯̲̙͚͕̝͙̥́t͏͡͏̶͎͇͎̞͈̮̘͉̱̤͡h̨̛̗̼͕͙͕̥̼̳͓̥̤̤̜͜͞e̱̫͇̭̬̯̜͉̝̫̗͍̙̙͡͞ ̟̫͈̥͉̥̙̀́́ͅa͏̛̭̜͙̥͟f̨̢͉͖̜̻͠͞͡ͅt̸̢̰̩̗͇̙̰̞̞͚̱é͈͉̺̮̮r̷̷̡̨̻͕͉̮͇̪͟-̷̡͖͚͇̜͔̻̤̯̦̥̫̤̺̣̲̹́̀͠ȩ̷̢̳̰̬̱̘̭͓̘̮̙̘̝͇͍̥̕ͅf̭̜͖͍͍͜f̸͈͉͓̰͖͙͚͉̜̪͢e̦͓̗̱͈͘̕̕c̴̻̲̬̩̙̳̮t̢̧̺̪̱̞̹͘͘͡ş̲̖͓̺̖͓͇̭͕̠̣̱̪̠͡?̢͔͙̝̘̝̼͓̦̦̯̖̤͙̬̫̕͜͜͟ͅ

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>>722087261
You are attempting to hide knowledge from the ignorant knowing well that your chances of victory are lessened by a fair fight. You should be ashamed of yourself.

S̨͚̻̦͋̈́͛̈̑̋͊ͬ͆ͩͣ́̊ͩ̈̈́̕͡Ā̧̛̝̲͇͕͙͙͉̟͙̳͚̪́̄ͣͫ̉͛̑͡͡T̈́̀̓̇́̎̓ͮ̋ͬ͏̵̵̜̻̺̘͓͎́A̡̙̠̣̠̠͖̖̖̋͊ͤͤ̄͂͂ͬN̶̵̸̛̺̥͔̤̭̙̩͙̟̤̠̺ͩͤͪͨͬ̐̄ͨͤ̍̋̐̇̉̂̇͛ͣ͞

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>>722085841
Don't take yourself to a place you might never come back from. I lived in a house that a man murdered his wife, 2 children & his brother in,then he hung himself.
My brother & I both felt the presence of a evil & angry being many times. Dude hung himself in my bedroom.
Photo kind of related

Liberate
tuteme
ex inferis

>>722085325
put 666 cocks in your ass and summon satan

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OP you should first learn to invoke the elements before you invoke or evoke a demon. It's just common sense

Can I make a succubus my sex slave?

>>722086898
top kek
once here, enough demons.

>>722087419
Ahhahahahahahahahahaha
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

>>722087648
THIS

>>722087480
this

>>722087262
More factual
Than they pretty human interpretation of a deamon.
Fact is merely opinion that is pushed to become truth through influence.
If you disagree you may of been influenced.

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>>722086749
this

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>>722085325
They will brainwash you

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>>722087395
No, you're just swaying away the real truth. Building up barriers that don't even exist. You probably think the real names of chakras is english.

SATAN NOW INHABITS THIS THREAD

>>722087790
Some things really are black and white. Jumping off a building will bring you to the ground, Pouring water on your shirt will make it wet, Seeking these works are potentially dangerous

ALL HAIL SATAN

ALL PRAISE SATAN

>>722085325
If you called a Demon, you've already made a pact with Satan and will burn in Hell for all eternity. You're fucked, faggot.

I am a prior of Satan.
And I preach death.

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>>722087901
Apon further review of your original comment I've come to the conclusion that you haven't actually read any of the books I've point to without using their names. I've given you too much credit upfront.

We are beacons on the road to enlightenment.

We are demons in human flesh.

>>722087988
Bro.
You can't even see in infrared.
So perhaps all is not black and white..
Empty words anyway.
Yes I guess it's dangerous if you fear
But if you fear you shouldn't be seeking
It's an interesting enough work.

Thanks anons. This is helping with my studies for my script.

>>722088626
what script

pusi kurac pedercino jebem te u usta

ahahahahahaha

MADNESS

LUDILO

>>722085325
fuck off to /x/ dumbass

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>>722085325
Have you tried email?

I summoned a demon once via okcupid. I ended up having my money and soul sucked out of me for 8 months.

>>722088539
Bravery and stupidity aren't synonymous.

There's nothing to gain and everything to lose.

>>722088813

It's basically about a couple who go to a quiet bed and breakfast (an old plantation house in Louisiana) to do a lot of hallucinogens. She ends up breaking up with him half way through and they experience all sorts of disturbing and strange visions and spiritual encounters.

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>>722085325

Akephalos shine through me.

Chaos Magician here:

Step 1. READ NIGGER! You have to study before going on this journey. Start with Crowley 'book 4'. Then study some Jewish mysticism. Now you have a base. Now go listen to last podcast on the left's 3 part episodes about the paths of magick because you are a lazy fuck.

Step 2: Chaos magick works on 2 levels. Level 1 is the power of self delusion. If one can delude themselves into creating reality, it slowly becomes so. Step 2 is believing on who you call forth. Certain Gods do certain things, and certain Gods have some serious fucked up bagage as well as shit that they like. Results may very.

Step 3: Learn what to avoid. Voodoo is more or less praying to dead humans who are blood thirsty. Some of the costs may outweigh benefits or drive you insane/fuck up your life.

Step 4: Don't be afraid to go mainstream. There is a reason Jesus and Jewdaism has been around for so long and there are valuable tools in both with minimal backlash.

Step 5: Learn the difference between what is you altering the world and what is you begging for help from imaginary friends. Start with sigil magick, work your way up... or don't. Whatever.

Step 6: You will end up doing grosser and grosser shit.

Step 7: Don't expect a demon to appear infront of you wanting to be your new BFF. There is a reason many people don't fuck with demons.

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>>722085325
The occult is bullshit. There is no way to perform a ritual that will cause a supernatural effect. The only thing you will summon is ridicule from people you tell this about. Or yelly preachy nonsense about burning in hell if they're stupid jesus freaks.

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>>722089637
Dead humans are removed from this plane and cant be contacted. What you think are dead humans are only "Familiar spirits" who knew those people and are pretending to be them so that you let them in.

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>>722085325
Here, you will need this afterward

>>722085325
OK I have don't do it just don't it's not what you think it is its just pain it's just wrong don't do it

>>722089352
Shut the fuck up worm with your empty words.
Interdimensional entities of energy will not care for your special happy person words.
My point is. They don't feel like you do
And you would have to appease them.
We're nothing unless we ascend

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The only reason crowley became a "wizard" was as an excuse to have sex. More specifically, for his weird "i'm totally bi" phase. He just wanted an excuse to have sex with a man.

There's this story i heard about some reporter or writer who asked him about magic (or majick, whatever) where he asked about being able to cause lights to flicker or causing some sort of effect from magic. Crowley was all "oh thats base magic, the lowest form." but continued to blabber on about how he was a wizard and other shit but always refused to demonstrate it or produce anything extraordinary.

In other words, he was a faggot and a conman and a whore-ish self-promoter. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. He didn't have to prove anything to anyone, but he also could have just kept his gob shut about the whole thing.

>>722087988
The dualistic mindset sure sucks ass doesnt it?

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>>722085325

>>722085325
I will send one to you you will regret it she will be there soon what ever you do she's ugly not beautiful rember that

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>>722085325
It's not as fun as you think it is.

>>722085964
lel, /x/ is just underaged roleplayers now.

>>722090526
Ha he caught Mr. Tumnus taking a shit.

>>722085325
Here she
..... remebe you asked for it

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>>722085325
If you want to channel something into your house all you need to do is zoom on her image with lights out and a lit candle by the side of your computer.

Her name is Alicia.

Call her out three times, blow the candle and unplug your computer before the smoke is gone.

Good luck.

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>>722090068
Repent, Jesus will forgive you.

>>722085841
god cant be all good and all powerful at the same time
an all powerful god wouldnt allow terrible things to happen if he was all good, and if all good, bad things still happen, so he must not be all powerful


either way, the only people who ever blame bad things on satan are the followers of god


satan was cast out for trying to create a better version of heaven


what if the followers of god are all deluded?

im a deist from a muslim country.i have never seen anything close to supernatural all my life even i wanted so fucnkg bad.these all come to me bullshit folks.%75 of guys commenting OP like 'oh dont do it dont mess with your life'' are all faggots who only made little researches over web and read maybe couple books of nonsense.
plz im begging u prove me anything supernatural happened to u or u can even tell me to do some shit that will make me shock.fuck im not trollin.plz i really want to believe in fairytales and stuff but nothing ever happened in my life which is beyond logic .

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>>722091061
I could show you.

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>>722091061
But first I need you to do something for me.

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>>722091025
That's some middle school atheist thinking right there

If you believe that Baphomet is a demon, maybe you need to study a bit more of occultism before trying to summon anything.

>>722091025
Youre speaking from ignorance.

The questions you're asking have all been answered.

Satan hates you because he was meant to serve you and he couldn't bring himself to do so in his pride so he rebelled and was cast out, never to enter heaven again.

He wants you to be with him, damned forever.

>>722091244
what

>>722091387
but... are they wrong?

>>722091244
WHAT THE FHUCK??!????!?!??!?!?

>>722086613
When I die I want to go to hell,
The lake of fire would suit me well,
I'd rather suffer, burn and rot,
Than spend a day with the Christian god.
Mass Murder, Slavery, Rape and War,
God commands this and more.
His love is tempered by his fist,
This petty deity is always pissed.
Hell is home to all the greats,
Musicians, Philosophers and everyone who masturbates,
Abandon all hope ye who enter here,
Heaven has wine, hell has beer.
I'd rather bathe in the river Styx,
Than live in heaven sucking God's dick,
The choirs of angels should take a pause,
And work the shaft as they lick his balls.
Jesus is God and God did Mary,
This situation is somewhat hairy,
While altogether ordinary,
This motherfucker took his own mother's cherry.
Punish a fig tree for not making fruit,
But bless a sycophant for washing your foot,
Condemn the wicked, bless the poor,
Then fleece them both at the temple doors.
Ten percent of money earned,
Given to God it's money burned.
While pederast priests wear silk robes,
Hungry and naked you sit at home.
Satan's crime was speaking up,
He became the devil for promoting thought,
The snake in Eden is your friend,
Who would you trust in the end?
Jerry Falwell went to heaven,
As did those pricks that did 9/11,
And every rapist fuck that repented before death,
Heaven is a reward for psychopaths.
No war is holy,
No kindness is sin,
God has fucked up priorities,
I don't want to go to heaven.

>>722091387
This.

GOD ISNT REAL RHEEEEEEEE

>>722091581
I prefer this one though

When Celia cums, 'tis earthquake hour
The bed vibrates like kettledrums
It is a grand display of power
when Celia cums.
When Celia farts, my hasty nose
Sniffs up the fragrance from her parts
Shamed are the violets and rose
when Celia farts.

>>722091287
oo okay master plz tell me what to do.

Trump is on Twitter like 24/7. He isn't hard to reach.

>>722092110
kill yourself cuck

>>722091061
all wannabe faggots abandoning tread after tis

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>>722091993
Renounce all your belief.

>>722085614
Hello anon, 32 degree mason here. Stop spewing bullshit. Our fraternity doesn't have anything to do with demons or the devil. The book we turn to for trouble is always the bible, its the guiding light that illuminates us.

you just call Kellyanne Conway's office enough times and eventually they put you through

>>722085325
dude, i have contact with my demons all time, I call them lust greed and envy... and they always leave me feeling depressed and psychologically raped.

>>722092539
you not gonna be taken serious unless u stop posting single shit at a time.
just tell me what to do completely

>>722091025
God uses "bad" things to let even greater "good" things to arise.
Crucification of Jesus was bad, but the redemption of mankind is good.
God "is"; he says "I am that I am." Satan is way inferior to God. God created the whole Universe, and subsequently your perception of "good and bad" which is a dualistic perception of Creation. God is above this dualism (my opinion, not based on doctrine that I can quote).

Satan is the one who creates doubt, fear, anxiety and among his goals are to prevent you from following God's will, and to destroy you while leading your soul to hell.

Heaven was created by the perfect one, and any attempt to "create a better version" of it would be an arrogant and foolish endeavor.

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>>722092830
Become no one, who hail from nowhere and answers not even to himself.

Nobody gave birth to you, you have no creator and you are not meant for anything.

There are no countries, everyone else is a lie and your blood flows backward.

Tonight is the only time there has ever been.
Tonight is the only time there is.
Tonight is the only time there shall be.

For the world is a two headed snake with both heads at each ends. The first head inside the belly of the beast seeking it's own tail while the other head forever stretching outward is fleeing the fact that it's missing a limb. And the world ends when both heads meet for the first time again.

Be born again my brethren.

>>722085325
x is your friend well if you can get them to stop talking about fucking tulpas for 5 mins

>>722086048
Holy shit I never thought of it that way

>>722093432
its cringe worthy

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>>722086048
Why should God be held responsible for the misery brought forth by the economical system?

If God doesn't want to risk others lives by taking money from some to give to others than fine... make God set the table for humanity to change to a global resource based economy.

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>>722093853
Implying you can do better.

don t do it, it can fuck you up boi

>>722093432
So.
Are there continents?

>>722092541
>32 degree mason here
I think not.

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>>722094315
Are you hesitating?

>>722089162
>kek

>>722092958
Please elaborate what is mankind redepted from

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don't talk to dead things op. but I have the answers you seek. not how to summon demons but whatever u can ask them, il have the answers. begin....

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So....
HERE
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>>722091061
Anyway. Here's a real ghost sighting.

If you see the likeness of someone suddenly appear and disappear like in this video then you know it's one of them... no matter what they are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT6Ksc064cI

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>>722094439
I
Don't
Think
!

>>722085614
He wants to summon succubuss (male) for his enjoyment.

>>722095860
norsk?

>>722096275
fake and gay like the rest of impliers in this thread

>>722096418
>male
That's called an incubus

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>>722096591
Nœ.
ᶝᶝᶝ

>>722085325
Just look in the phone book.
They're listed as "lawyers".

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u called

>>722085325
LISTEN BROTHERS ARE YOU FREE?!

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>>722097223
YES
WE
ARE
!

>>722085325
Yes. Go work for a bank.

>>722087648
Asking the real questions >>722087648

>>722094849
Jesus redeems us of our offenses against God, AKA our sins.

Just pray to that fairy called God in that fairytale called the bible he dose some pretty evil shit and seems like the real devil to me.condeming people with sin and what not

>>>/x/

>>722098516
Atheist detected