YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>722077214
Attempting to get out of the friend zone isn't really cringe worthy. It was a brutal fail but I wouldn't call it cringe.
>>722077214
Yeah trying is less beta-male than passively being in a "Friendship" you don't actually want in the futile hope that they pity you enough to go out with you.
>>722077990
>>722078152
u mad?
>>722078152
>>722077990
yeah it is cringeworthy. it shows he cant follow instructions
an obedient boy would know not to bother her
>>722077214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeOLvBMRnLE
>>722078835
>obedient boy
look /b/, we have a cuck here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi1lJiuaC48
lol
What's worse? Friend zone? Or being cucked? Or are they the same? Maybe they are...I'm just wondering.
>>722080228
this actually has some potential in it
>>722080228
manlets BTFO ONCE AGAIN
https://youtu.be/mL7jisAez1c
>>722077214
SAVAGE!!!!!!!
>>722078386
This should be 4chans text thing rather than anything posted is an autistic work of fiction
Rekt?
>>722077214
preposterous and homosexual
>>722080228
Fuck off jimmy
>>722077214
why u guys keep harassing this dude?
>>722083222
This dude is you I assume
>>722078835
cuck detected
>>722077214
Fucking savage
>>722083648
kek
>>722080228
At least he's getting some neck pussy rubs
>>722078835
>Obidient boy
What's cringy is someone who would not even try because he wants to be a "good boy".
>>722083769
looks like a standard thread on b found its way to fuckbook. So what?
>>722082523
lold
some OC
>>722077990
the cringe is the fact he posted this facebook bullshit here
>>722080228
lol get cucked
>>722084386
what a faggot.
>>722083222
samefag confirmed
>>722083222
Because in the beta male hierarchy, making youtube videos about warhammer 40k is more beta than posting on 4chan
>>722083648
>>722084386
based on the way he looks i'm not surprised tbh
>>722082523
Didn't block out her number text for nudes
This is great YLYL material right here
https://youtu.be/lzUBwhL3vbY
https://youtu.be/ZeuTcHeqIOc
https://youtu.be/zYd3svI0uJ8
https://youtu.be/i5j_6YK8BtU
>>722083976
Kek
>>722084386
also some OC
dude in the middle got dumped by his wife and never sees his kid, he streamed on twitch for some years all day
name's Ian Ouellet
>>722083901
lol wtf
>>722084819
kek
>>722083987
oh jesus.
>>722083629
What is it about autism that makes jeans sit wrong?
>>722084101
that has to be a troll
owow autistic guy sells drugs to jellyfish
https://youtu.be/IMQNFXfUKXY
>>722084091
Fuck me man, they don't know when to quit
>>722077214
like these kind of memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtJtN97YDEM
>>722085102
>>722084192
holy fuck wow
>>722083745
Looks like her mom drank too much when she was in the womb...her brain doesn't work right
compiled autism is the best kind of autism
https://youtu.be/pBDagrbN3Ws
>>722083961
>bring oil
>>722083813
What the absolute fuck seriously.
>>722083856
Wonder if she knows that squirrels will eat meat if it is available and are known to cannibalize other squirrels during territorial disputes
>>722086061
>implying she knows fucking anything
>>722083724
Her name is the only thing you need to read
>>722086385
Thats gotta be real bad for your feet
>>722086478
He's in a whaalchair now
>>722077990
Believing that the friend zone exists is cringy/beta asf.
>>722086594
who is he
>>722086675
Micheal Sanders
>>722082523
The real cringe is her English
>>722084125
>When you max out cuck at the levelup
>>722086385
why would anyone do that like are they actually mentally retarded? I understand being a bit weird but fucking seriously?
>>722087178
maybe if you are all day at home /r9k/ing and only in your filter bubble on furaffinity, after a while it seems like a normal thing to do.
>>722083901
Greatest webcomic of all time
>>722077214
Poor dude, she's being a real savage cunt
>>722087428
sause?
>>722086599
>He has never friendzoned a girl
Unrequited love is as old as romance itself. Implying that somehow it doesn't exist anymore because it's "cringy/beta" is ignorant asf.
>>722084373
>>722083961
>Juggle throw
"I threw you"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BcREKCcBak
kekked
>>722086061
>>722086159
it is a troll tumblr, the guy writing admitted it was a fake account
>>722087741
One of the moana ones... i don't exactly know which part
https://exhentai.org/tag/artist:chesare
>>722083987
The damage control in this is really pathetic
>>722082523
Does anyone have the original image?
>>722088040
>>722087747
friendzone =/= unrequited love
>>722087909
Wow, I love those feet. Got moar?
>>722088142
>>722088142
nice feet
>>722087587
Is this MaxMoeFoe
>>722083791
Who is that fucker.
I know he's a Neogaf mod but but I have yet to find that profile pic. It reminds me of the goon but hell if that helps to track it down.
What the fuck is it
>>722087587
Everyone has their own thing I guess.
>>722084959
>They buy jeans that aren't fitted
>They are usually too skinny
>Bad posture
>No sense of self confidence
Easy
>>722084386
i repeately broke rule 1. because i dont respect you motherfuckers. if you can't make the normies go fuck themselves you deserve to be replaced by them. same with the niggers obvs. pic unrelated.
>>722083987
Me every Friday ahahaha
YLYL? on my way!!!
>>722083813
I dont understand this conversation.. What is this?
>>722086394
underrated comment
>>722089055
get ready thread
>>722089055
banana dubz have arrived
>>722087178
I live in a town with a population of 1200 and we have one of these. Kid is maybe 20 at the oldest and walks around with stilt like things on his feet 100% of the time. I've seen him pushing a cart around the groceries store with them on.
>>722087587
That's fucking dank. We could build decks and duel for hours like the old days. None of the new rules.
>>722088087
Thanks, we're getting closer to the original image
>>722083724
(((((((((((Stein)))))))))))))
>>722087680
I know this is blatant trolling, yet here I sit: Angry
>>722083724
But when we white people become minorities, won't it be necessary to give us all welfare money and affirmative action and such?
>>722084101
Holy shit, i actually lost for the 1st time in a very long time.
>>722083648
What's rule 1?
>>722084101
clearly a joke
>>722083769
They are among us
>>722078835
Go back to your mommy and maybe you'll have enough good boy points for some nuggies
>>722083961
the most autistic thing here is than he mains game and watch
>>722087428
Hahaha
>>722083724
This melted my brain.
>>722084091
>keeps answering
she wants it too
most beta image i can think of
>image related
>>722083813
This is the weirdest fucking shit I've ever seen. Kill ximself
>>722089143
Its a fetish
Daddy/little fetish
One person pretends to be a 5 year old and likes little kid stuff
One person is a parent (Mommy or Daddy)
The Daddy in this situation is generfluid or transgender
>>722084125
Pathetic
>>722081723
Reddit is that way
>>722090554
They most likely meant Global Rule 1
But for people like me, it's "Do NOT talk about /b/"
>>722083976
OMFG I'm dying do hard
>>722083660
Loled
"Omg pierced tits"
>>722077214
Wow, your shitty thread actually took off, after years of getting no replies. Congrats, you fucking faggot.
>>722078835
The irony.
>>722091793
and all thanks to Lori, the image goddess of /b
>>722091345
>>722091390
>>722091392
>>722091445
>>722083925
Someone post the one about the guy whose tracer porn and story that was found by his mega Christian dad. And he ended up running away
>>722083724
rage thread
>>722084091
>literally begging
This faggot has to be 14 or an immigrant from some smelly brown country
>>722087781
Underrated
>>722087587
>>722083648
Kill me
>>722083680
kek
>>722084091
>Playing hard to get
>>722083769
Fml
Thanks, Lori
>>722088095
Often the same thing. Being in love with a friend that doesn't love you back.
>>722087747
Why the friendzone doesn't exist, or if it exists it's something that you fucking put yourself into.
So you walk up to a girl. You confess. She gives you the friend shpiel.
What's anon to do?
Break contact. You tried, you failed and you know you just fucked up at being friends because you'll always want more than that. Just part ways like adults and move on with your life.
Putting yourself in the friendzone has nothing to do with unrequited love and everything to do with what's the proper reaction to your love being unrequited.
>>722083813
Our future is dead
>>722083813
Pure beta degeneracy.
>>722084101
Hahahaha
>>722084386
if u actually read the pic (that he shared, he didn't even write that post) and not just have a knee-jerk cringe reaction every time u see the word feminist or white u would realize that it's actually not that bad or cringey
>>722084192
Jesus Christ...
>>722089055
>>722089207
>>722089289
>>722089291
>>722089392
>>722089500
>>722089628
>>722089680
>>722089720
>>722089728
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>722084819
Sarah got rekt
>>722092806
>Putting yourself in the friendzone has nothing to do with unrequited love and everything to do with what's the proper reaction to your love being unrequited.
If it's all about your reaction to unrequited love, then it indeed is directly related to unrequited love. Without unrequited love, you can't make the foolish decision to put yourself in the friendzone.
>>722093088
... yah it is.
you are clearly a faggot, wasting hitler dubs in such a manner.
>>722093304
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be, faggot.
>>722083724
>Not using AdBlock
>>722093414
epic counter argument
>>722084373
cold times
>>722084386
oh no hes wearing a pantera shirt
that may ruin them for me
>>722093088
I read the pic, it's even more cringey now that you contributed to the cringe thanks nigger
>>722087781
lost
>>722093377
You know what I meant, you pedantic cunt.
>>722092403
kek
>>722094163
Apparently I don't.
>>722092090
that doesnt real newfag
>>722083971
Tru, only a pussy would give up.
>>722083813
Scheduling the appointment with the oncologist now
>>722092090
sauce?
>>722077214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K9dgJwrM7g
>>722083856
Fuck these spoiled millennial 'merithurds.
>>722091734
Go away fucking faggot.
>>722083901
LOST HARD
>>722077214
Is this you OP?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=46_d5XJ7L5c
>>722077214
KEK TIME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJp3AnMqWyQ
SLAV:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcIH1YpIu_0
YOU LOST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rzKYZrY6Ds
CATS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7CYaiyvzXs
DEJA VU - DRUGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH1n685qBzE
>>722084091
Just like my good ol' uncle Tom use to do to me
>>722084101
Bill Cosby is hunting bitches again huh
>>722084125
That was actually nice from him.
>>722084174
Has to be fake.
Otherwise I'm leaving this site forever.
>>722083856
Eggs aren't even unborn fetuses stupid cunt
>>722083925
Undoubtedly the best one of these types I've seen
>>722088016
Jeff Goldblum really put on some weight after Jurassic Park.
>>722086385
>Seeing something like that at Walmart
Why does this not surprise me?....
>>722084386
"COLOUR" not American. opinion doesn't matter. MAGA
>>722087644
The absolute greatest thing about these thread Screencaps is some of the reaction replies
>>722083724
Fuckin jooz
>>722083680
I bet his dad gave him "special cream"
>>722083813
as a daddy I find this fucking awful. A person like this needs to kill himself.
>>722082523
What is she even trying to say? Translation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcv03MTCp7Y
>>722087680
I don't like any of these bands, this is ok with me