Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>722064666
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
best girl
>>722068677
Ask Anya~
>>722068686
Ohayo best anon!
>>722068744
RIGHT? It's fucking great dude, how hard did you flip at "doesn't look like anything to me"
I lost my shit
>>722068769
Woah, like what kinda plans?
Konachan?
>>722068758
I will not sudoku, promise.
My fins can't even hold the knife
>>722068849
>>722068864
No, sadly, no yoko poster.
It's just us three for now and shino doesn't post too much anymore, but we still have the trio!
It feels so good to have a legit aya poster, where are you from?
Why don't you all kill yourselves?
>>722068944
Slow
Imperial force defied, facing 500 samurai
Surrounded and outnumbered
>>722068895
hush, lewdie. I'm heading to bed.
>>722068950
England
>>722068838
Ah. Well better late then never right? You guys get presents right or do you think of it like Santa?>>722068963
To spite you of course
>>722068963
I have so much to live for!
Do you still love me?
Claim
>>722069004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wiENQMc9g8&ab_channel=Nyveria
>>722069062
good morning 2.0
>>722068950
Spending the day with my boyfriend
and yes :o
>>722069004
Woah! Another poster from England!
What do you do? Study? Work?
>>722069064
I love you konachan
>>722068758
Wow that's definitely news.
Why wouldn't he be yours though?
>>722068783
I'm exactly the same way. People I've met in life don't interest me past business.
I feel like if I met my internet friends I'd probably be a lot more social, but people around here are just so cookie-cutter and narrow-minded. The best they want out of life is a big boat or a flashy car or whatever. Not very interesting people, just John Does. Polite and all, but I wouldn't get to know them too much.
>>722068838
I've been told I'm not a NEET. I had to build my business from the ground up.
I actually applied for unemployment recently to put back into my business but I got denied. I'm not a nigger so I have to work for everything I have. It fucking sucked
It taught me to not give a shit about charity and just look out for myself and my dogs. Every man for himself.
>>722069088
morning :)
>>722069105
Woah you got a bf? Nice job dess!
Where are you gonna go? What are you gonna do?
>>722069124
Good afternoon
>>722069114
history and law
I'm hurtin'
カラミチーマス
>>722069123
*She
The mother and a close friend of hers are trying to Intimidate me into not pursuing Custody. Which isn't going to work.
>>722068950
Good.
>>722069154
Its long distance so I'm planning a day of fun online activities
>>722069191
I'm gonna call you :o
>>722069105
What does 2.0 even mean -_-
>>722069234
FAUNUS SCUM KILL YOURSELF
>>722069254
I said good morning last thread and now I'm saying it again -_-
>>722069249
How can you call me when i'm not on anything :o
>>722069313
Get on discord -_-
>>722069034
Yea thanks
And idk what you mean by think of it like Santa but my parents paid 1/3 of my phone and that's about it
>>722069123
Neet isn't permanent, if you're in between jobs you're also a neet, unless you're actively searching I guess
Good thing you get unemployment money in europoor countries
I was thinking of just becoming a full time neet but the next election might change this
>>722069234
Depressing.
I hope everything goes well for you dude.
>>722069338
No :o
>>722069215
Hurtin for what?
>>722069249
Wooo sounds fun konachan, hope you enjoy it.
>>722069204
Woah, really? What year are you in? I'm studying economics in lebanon
>>722069297
I'm on my phone, I can't tell -_-
>>722069403
:)
>>722069265
No thanks.
I have some chores I have to do today.
Gotta do laundry too, maybe when that's done.
>>722069346
Shit's turning out okay so far, the guy is being a total asshat threatening me legally When he has no take on the child at all.
>>722069123
Nah I just don't feel comfortable around people really. Staying at my friends makes me feel very tired and I want some alone time afterwords. >>722069344
Good enough right?
Peach is really fucking hot.
>>722069406
I'm in my first year but i started uni late
>>722069475
Which part of England?
>>722069408
I'm on my phone too:
I can tell you're a dingus -_-
>>722069443
Please don't be mean like this :(
>>722069406
Thank you, and what are your plans? Hmm...
ITT: bunch of fags pretending to be girls and flirting with each other
>>722069509
Ok :(
>>722069497
Lancashire
>>722069344
Well my main job is my business. Any other income I get working for others is put back into my business.
I'm looking for a part time thing for advertising money for the Spring and Summer rush. But it's not vital to stay alive at the moment. I live very very frugally.
If you can become a NEET by any means, do it asap and use the time and money to start a business of any kind. It's the only way.
People will always pay you garbage, so hire yourself instead.
>>722069444
How stupid. How is he so sure she won't just cheat on him with someone else?
>>722069460
Like I said I'm exactly the same. My dogs don't have that effect on me though. They make me feel energized.
I used to be so down all the time living in a house crammed with lame ass people. My god it sucked. Now I want to live with my dogs forever. Fuck people. They're mostly just a stepping stone to business and wealth. Not wise to get too close or jealousy/greed sets in.
>>722069567
shit-tier.
>>722069546
ITT: Velvetposter has a really big dick
>>722068838
Because I wanted to cook macaroni! And that was the only sauce I had. It turned out great tho Alice gave me a nice tip and I figured it out.
No I don't want to die, I want to live a long and fulfilling life as THE MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER
And yeah gonna go get some stuff soon, want to talk to people though!
>>722069475
How are you liking it so far? I was going to go into psych but chickened out because I wanted a job.
>>722069546
Those posters are a little earlier in the day, this set just talks.
>>722069609
in his ass
>>722069509
*picks up and smooches*
>>722069215
You know what's up.
Hello guys.
I need help ^u^
D-do you think y-you can do that?
>>722069064
Ooh Konata is a bonified cutie!
>>722069585
I hope she does, but I doubt she will. She wasn't that type of person.
>>722069641
It's still a big dick.
I didn't say where it was.
>>722069597
why are you from york?
>>722069618
I hate it
>>722069546
That only happens in the afternoon. I agree, those guys are weirdos. I may fuck dogs but I don't RP as an anime schoolgirl.
Weirdos.
>>722069509
Well I dunno, probably play games with my loved one too
Can't be public about it though or I'll get stoned :o
>>722069627
Hallo hallo
>>722069684
Anything north of Birmingham is shit.
>>722069662
You're a cutie too
What's up? :o
>>722069723
I know who
but that sounds cute, I hope to do the same
>>722069585
I also want people. Pets don't make me feel all that much besides being a cute thing I care for and play with. >>722069662
With what?
>>722069691
At least you can hold a conversation without roleplay
>>722069684
KEK
Why? Second thoughts?
>>722069662
can we not
>>722069760
That's mean!
>>722069802
Deciding between two Chinesr Cartoon characters that I love a lot.
Just need a secound opinion.
>>722069826
Can we not what?
>>722069797
He's great!
You want to stone me? Don't do that!
>>722069780
Narrow-minded southern, the north is based all cities are shit tier
>>722069826
All my tutors are mega commies
>>722069897
I'm mean >:o
>>722069897
It's what you like more. My opinion shouldn't matter even a little.
>>722069950
I grew up in Wigan.
>>722069897
Nevermind dess
Who are you deciding between?
>>722069950
Pfft
Call the bobbies on those reds, get them thrown out
>>722070026
kek no wonder you think it's shit, wigan is shit
>>722070044
helicopter rides soon!
I'm super impressed. John Wick 2 was as good, if not better than John Wick 1.
In case anyone wanted to know. It was fucking great.
>>722070139
Was it? The first was rather entertaining
>>722068982
Little bit
>>722068993
Ive defeated an officer!
>>722070139
Next movie I see then.
>>722070044
Its between Alice from kinmoza and Umaru.
>>722069959
Dangit, don't bully me, meanie!
>>722070139
I hated John Wick.
Well not really. Just the puppy part made me cry gallons.
>>722070112
Do you have an ayaya folder already?
Those helicopter rides better be one way for those professors
Why'd you start uni late?
>>722070273
ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE
PICK ALICE
WE'LL BE MISSING JUST YOKO
>>722070241
Officer dan?
>>722070273
No >:o
Pick alice
>>722069949
I want to get stoned with you :o
>>722070313
>do you have an ayaya folder already?
Yes and a karen folder, I also draw aya, yoko, shino and karen
stone me yuno
Fuck.
>>722070489
No, you can't D:
>>722070370
Honestly that sounds pretty good, I'd love to do that at some point
Just blaze it with some friends
>>722070441
What? Are you fucking serious?
Can I see some of your drawings? That's awesome
>>722070529
It's done.
>>722069723
Afternoon.
We're getting stoned?
Are we adulterers in Saudi Arabia?
>>722070223
Honestly, I think I can say it was better. The first was only so good because it was the first movie with action like that in a long time. The second takes everything from the first and makes it better.
>>722070273
Don't worry, in John Wick 2, the dog is only there to be a good boy
>>722070613
Why did you do this, I didn't get to talk to you about the ending of the manga
>>722070542
Okay but they're not very good
>>722070754
No, we're just women who showed their eyebrows
Hey everybody!
Then its official
Arisu is my waifu!
See you guys later.
Going to browse r9k and listen to cutsie voice actors on (((youtube)))
>>722070796
I think the best part was that, the violence felt so .. light hearted?
Except the dog scene. I'm happy to hear that's not a thing in this one
Heads up faggots.
>>722070830
Holy shit man, those are great!
>>722070814
I wish I could but I'm stoned now.
What a terrible joke I might delete my 4chan account.
claimed
>>722070754
The stoning is metaphorical, my dude, I'm just going to be outcast and disowned by my family, it's all good.
>>722070849
Hullo gun
>>722070888
Hell yes, welcome to the kinmoza squad!
>>722070830
Dude that's so fucking cute
That scene was adorable
Can you show some more?
>>722070743
How's today looking for you?
>>722070849
Ooh wait!
This one's super cute 0w0
Whats her name?
I want to cuddle her hard!
>>722070951
You think? Still, have a long way to go
>>722070992
maybe later :)
>>722069062
Good morning
>>722070967
Why are you stoned :(
>>722071044
Guten Morgen
>>722070995
Give her special cream
>>722070987
Hi
>>722071087
Sorry.
>>722070940
Who dis
>>722070987
Hello
>>722070992
Hey Mohammed, what's going on with you
>>722070995
My waifu is Gariru, from Upotte. She is an Israeli made Galil AR assault rifle, designed from the AK platform (Technically the Rk 62 platform) she come with standard 35 round magazines of 5.56, an ambidextrous bolt, and a skeletal folding stock. She is the most reliable assault rifle in the world!
>>722071118
Hello there
>>722071206
Haha.... Slow down anon!
You sure seem excited~
>>722070992
Not much different than any other day. I may have to go and take care of something in a bit.
How are things on your end?
>>722071173
Did something happen?
I can't really judge you, I'm an alcohol
>>722071309
How have you been? Engage in your one hobby?
>>722071206
>most reliable
Thats why every army uses Galil, right?
>>722070992
Okay I guess I can post them now some are not as good as others
>>722071335
Oh. Hi Klonata
>>722071361
She's used by some
>>722071348
I have been known to alcohol sometimes too.
>>722071361
The bad ones do
>>722071361
Mean!
>>722071431
I'm Arisu, though.
Sorry for confusing you! I just like contributing anime pics!
>>722071206
Nobody
>>722071506
I wish we could alcohol together. But time zones, one of us will look like we have a drinking problem
>>722071524
Hello Arisu, I'm Galil. I don't show up here that often anymore
>>722071529
Hey same
>>722069826
I try. I've had to learn to be social if only for the sake of bare survival and making this business work.
>>722069802
For me the line between animal and human has blurred already. Animals are people and people are animals.
Reinhardt is my Waifu
>>722071582
My only drinking problem is not drinking enough.
>>722071359
i've been great, to bad i never manage to take anyone home
>>722068830
my dearest waifu
>>722071524
Post some alice!
>>722071344
That thing is going well, and I'm gonna order some pizza soon because I'm a lazy shit
Not much besides that, might play some games later.
>>722071206
Same old same old, same old same old. You? All good?
>>722071035
>>722071371
The eyes are off but I think the rest looks super great, that picture on the top right is pic related, right? Do you draw a lot or is it just a hobby?
>>722071623
What business?
>>722071685
He's a top tier husbando, but roadhog is better. You can cuddle with his belly.
>>722071688
Niceu
Someone who understands
>>722071623
I figured as much. I don't want to nor do I think I really could. >>722071715
Normally you say you're bored. Why have you been trying to?
>>722071770
You have fun.
I bid adieu.
>>722068895
Ask me what?
>>722071770
yeah that is the picture, yeah I agree its hard to get them right I do multiple drawings of each one until it looks right just haven't really gotten round to it yet. It's a hobby, I don't really show many people
>>722071087
Now I'm even getting German replies? What a day! Wie geht es dir?
>>722071621
Me too
>>722071770
Eeeiiiii!
Some reason it won't let me save any more pics!
lovely dear <3
my life is a corny joke
>>722071932
I don't know what that means. I just was saying good morning since that's about all I know
>>722072051
Mine is a peach of shit
Get the pun right if you're going to use the image
>>722071770
I'm ok. Not much happening. I've got a rather bad cold though
>>722071935
?
>>722072235
Oops
>>722072182
my life is blue thing
>>722072259
End my Missouri
>>722071900
Bye bye
Seeya later
>>722071926
Well that's still awesome. What can I call you besides Ayaya so I can save the Karen drawings?
With your permission I mean
>>722071958
Try harder! Channel the inner weeb!
>>722072235
Boo, get rid of it
Take lots of meds and get better soon
Is it okay to claim my own custom made waifu?
>>722072051
>>722072182
I fucking love you people
>>722072303
I guess, I can't stop you.
Gaz not my real name but
>>722072291
[avacado life is shit pun]
I think my edits are great
>>722072235
You asked me who i was, i said nobody, you said same and i said me too
>>722072386
I fucking love you too
>>722072425
I avocadont want to live
>>722072404
You can stop me if you say you don't want me to
>>722072454
I-i-i-i-i-i-is this a c-c-c-c-c-c-c-confession?
>>722072508
I'd prefer it if you didn't
>>722072508
It was meant to be
>>722072303
I'm trying
>>722072576
Well I won't save any then, just make sure to share some from time to time! I love any art of kinmoza
>>722072606
Tell me your secrets and I'll tell you mine
>>722072568
She still sounds super cute :(
>>722072642
Okay!
>>722072642
I once stole a drink from a store because I didn't realise I picked it up
>>722072644
>boy
>>722072730
She's still a girl -_-
>>722072759
B-but my insult!
>>722072626
Try harder!
Put a shotgun to your nose and pull the trigger, that'll get rid of the cold for sure
Worked for kobain, he never got sick again! Doctors hate him!
>>722072714
Dude I'm so giddy I've been posting for like 10 months now and we've never had another kinmoza besides Shino
>>722072730
I pissed the bed until I was 13, do you still love me?
>>722072794
Is irrelevant if she's a girl! She's young so they all kinds of talk the same, you know?
And even if she was(he) it's be okay with it because it's her
>>722072146
You could've played it off cool and googled it mate. Anyways, how are ya?
>>722072449
It doesn't make sense
>>722072842
No thanks
>>722071918
She wants to know if a leash and collar are effective taming devices.
>>722072842
ALLAHU
>>722071812
Yea im bored as fk, none of friends are home and i dont feel like doing anything. what are u up to?
>>722072948
Google that on my phone is more effort than its worth, heh
And I'm kind of meh I guess. Just lying in bed
Yourself?
>>722072842
depends, was it intentional or accidental?
>>722072875
You would pull that argument, unfair.
>>722072842
>kobain
C'mon man. Kurt Complain was an amazing lyricist and heroin addict.
>>722072974
MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO MAKO SNACKBAR
>>722072962
How are you going to get better?!
>>722073004
It's 6am. I'm laying on a couch reading the thread
>>722072974
I'm not sure they are, you still don't listen.
>>722073063
Ho shit kek
>>722073061
I couldn't control it, doctor said lots of kids had it
Then one day after we thought it stopped it happened on a really bad occasion
Wanna hear about it?
>>>/wsg/1526879
>>722073072
AYYYYYYYYYY What's good Snackbar?
>>722073160
Heeeey, I so do sometimes!
>>722073199
Sounds riveting, a story of piss and hope
>>722073072
Just waiting I guess
>>722073061
How unfair?
>>722073134
sounds like you have as much fun as i do then. It's 3pm here.
Hello! How's everyone doing today?
>>722073306
Mild to moderately
>>722073331
Oh yes very interesting lives we lead. Makes you a euro then right? Are you a virgin?
>>722072842
kinmoza is life
>>722073411
:D
>>722073411
Good, chef!
>>722073431
But why?
>>722073275
Only sometimes. Maybe I need to put more of an effort in in the future.
>>722071309
Hey, haven't seen you all week
>>722073028
A little bit bored, I might go for a walk later
Alright so it went like this
I've been pissing the bed like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still pissing it when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either wear diapers (lmao no thanks) or just don't drink any fluid a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without pissing the bed, I got invited by a friend to sleep over at his house and it all went so fucked from there. The guy loved me and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of pepsi which I downed like a retard while watching him play diablo 2
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I pissed the entire fucking bed, where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the sheets, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.
>>722073467
Because you didn't take offense :((
>>722073539
TRIGGERED
>>722073558
Gross. I pissed the bed until I was like 8, from my nightmares.
>>722073558
is this copy pasta?
>>722073445
oh yes, extremely interesting. yea i live in eu. im not a virgin, why?
>>722073558
>we went to sleep in the same bed
Thas gay
>>722073584
It takes a lot to rattle me
>>722073703
Time to pull out the big guns
ur ghey
>>722073640
Oh nothing I was just curious. Don't mind my random questions
I hope I didn't scare the ayaya poster away
>>722073630
The shittiest feeling ever is when you have to get up and clean it up
>>722073641
We were like 12 dude
No homo
it was a big bed
>>722073636
Sadly it isn't, but I feel like it's going to be
>>722073802
>I hope I didn't scare the ayaya poster away
what?
>>722073754
Bi*
>>722073791
ok, then
>>722073855
Nothing nothing! I'm being stupid
What's your college schedule like?
>>722073531
Maybe~
>>722073855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGy6FuGdeYk
>>722073802
Alright so it went like this
I've been pissing the bed like all kids do till I was like 4 or 5, and my mom realised it was a little fucky that I was still pissing it when I was like 10 years old.
We went to a doctor and he said that it was some condition or the other I can't remember the name of that was common with a lot of kids, it wasn't going to stop till I was in my teens.
So the only solution we figured it out was either wear diapers (lmao no thanks) or just don't drink any fluid a few hours before I head to sleep.
One day, after we thought it finally stopped since I went months without pissing the bed, I got invited by Chen to sleep over at his house and it all went so fucked from there. Chen loved me and ordered a bucket of KFC chicken since it was my favourite.
And a large bottle of pepsi which I downed like a retard while watching him play diablo 2
Holy fuck, we went to sleep in the same bed and I woke up to him shaking me going "what the FUCK". I pissed the entire fucking bed, where he was sleeping and where I was sleeping and he just made me get up and tried to laugh it off while we changed the sheets, I just left early and he never invited me over again. We stayed friends.
Thankfully he never spilled it to anyone until the year I left the school.
>>722073859
Fuck. If that didn't work nothing will.
>>722072962
You don't make sense
>>722073964
Although I feel like I'm going to be dialling it back for now, aren't I?
>>722073275
same old same old
stuff stuff
Waiting on pizza to get here so I can eat and watch stuff
We got an aya poster finally, how's it going with you?
>>722074034
It's okay, we're all friends. Except Galil, he's a closet faggot
>>722073925
How often do you go places and do things?
>>722073963
3 days a week, only 12 hours a week, shit loads of course work though
>>722073964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HayjZsTnBE&t=239s
>>722073963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4&t=15087s
>>722073411
Bad
>>722074077
Damn, shots fired.
>>722074156
Not from a Galil though
>>722073802
Yeah, especially if someone doesn't know and you have to try and hide the smell.
>>722074036
Ok
>>722074077
Oh
>>722074038
A little.
>>722074070
Pretty good. Just cleaned my windows on the car a bit ago, gunna go home and try to sleep early, and wake up around 5 to wash the car, then head out to the car meet. Might get a drift on the way home!
>>722074100
Wonderful.
>>722074182
RIP Jewgun
>>722074182
>>722074259
I'm just going to go
I'm gonna head off to eat for now, peace.
>>722073970
Nice.
I feel like you could have done more with it though
>>722074100
Ugh, I hate that, how many credits you taking?
>>722074182
Fucking hell that was a good one
>>722074195
Had some relatives over that didn't know about it and I tried to unsuccessfully hide it instead of telling my mom, kek
>>722074216
So car stuff, car stuff and more car stuff
You know mako, sometimes I feel like you're a car
>>722074082
not that often, i mostly play games with my friends. but i start to get bored of it. you?
>>722074402
SAme really. I find myself staring at a screen more and more with nothing happening
>>722073456
YAy! Another kinmoza claimer.
>>722073461
that's good
>>722073802
yeah looks like it
>>722074146
I hope u feel better
>>722074362
Mission failed! We'll git em next time.
>>722074388
first year is restricted to 120
>>722074475
is their one of them for Aya?
>>722074463
Pretty much sums up my life outside work. bored alot, not much to do. i just end up sleeping alot instead of socialising.