W-welcome to Cooking with Alice! The OC on /b/ t-that the m

>>722022918
Reported for avatarfagging

POST TITS OR GTFO

Show me your bare feet or I'll kill myself Alice

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>722022918
eyooo how are ya

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>>722023053
L-let's instead f-focus on our dish <4

>>722023011
W-where is the avatar, again?


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nH6NXwA2uN

If somebody gets trips show us your butthole

dubs and you show your tits

Let me be your slave and worship your cock.

>>722022918
WHEW you weren't joking

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Teehee..

>>722022918
Oooooooooh my god that's the best outfit ever, sweet christ.

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>>722023207
>>722023237
>>722023256

L-let us instead p-pick a tea <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0apfSkqFcUB

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damn! You look so hot alice-dono! hello alice!!!!

Whats good

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>>722023159
sounds tasty

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Just show us your butthole already

>>722022918
Nice outfit.

Do you eat everything you make? How are you not fat?

>>722023288
You're a man.

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>>722023308
T-thank you, would y-you like to hear about today tea?

>>722023159
I like your outfit. It's a nice change from the maid dresses

>>722023288
you sound to me like Wendy Jo Sperber in back to the furture. i like it

>>722023415
Take the teabag and shove it up your ass, then show us

>>722023288
I have $800 in bitcoin, its yours if I can see your lewd body naked

This is somewhat interesting. What kind of food are you cooking?

>>722023415
Did you get a BF lately? You're looking really well dressed. Also HRT is coming along nicely.

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>>722023381
T-tea my love. Delicious, g-good for you tea.

H-here, have some <4

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>>722023415
of course Alice!! I want to hear anything! ;D

>>722023159
Instead of using my hand to hold the drumstick can I use your asshole

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sup

posting in Alice cooking thread <4

TITS or GTFO!

wtf is this shit

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>>722023477
D-donate it to the ACLU, t-they need it more <4

Now, l-let me show you our ingredients list t-tonight <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e9ghabtfK6

>>722022918
I'm kinda glad you did this thread just because your outfit hgnnnnn

Next time try to rest goldfish reeeeeeeee, you look cute tho.

>>722023415
have you ever tried blueberry tea? It tastes good but only with cream and sugar

-peeks into the kitchen to see what Alice is cooking- 0.0

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>>722023630
A d-delicious home cooked meal <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VQd6cCjolV

>>722023633
do you like anal?

Is this a trap thread?

>>722023633
They wont give me what i want, and what i want is you.

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>>722023669
Oh s-shut up and watch m-me handle my meat <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IVQ4WnWrAx

>>722023720
Why would you use Ketchup in a situation like that? Its gonna ruin the whole dish

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Lovely as ever, Miss Alice, it's a wonder you don't have admirers busting down your door...

>>722023783
find your own, I claimed her

Gay nigger

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>>722023814
Y-your opinion, t-though wrong, is n-noted!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ei8EnG2blq

>>722023921
GAY NIGGER

chicken and cocks

>>722023865
GAY NIGGER

>>722023507
I see a cat~!

P.S. All this "personal" attention is relieving so much of my anxiety. Thank you... <3

nice shorts

>>722022918
Tell me about your father

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>>722023954
T-that is a dog, dear.

N-now be very careful all dogs are evacuated f-from the oven b-before turning it on!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SLvtPEHinc

>>722023720

>posts "her" schedule on the freezer door
>"GH Thread"
>1 photo
>1 audio up
>that alice3d life

>>722023415
I'd rather rub my dick on your legs

>>722024045
Excuse me while I kill myself, Miss Alice.

>>722022918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08FgYM3FMVC

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>>722024045
Nonsense. If the Koreans can eat them, so can we.

show more stockings

>>722023809
Why do you wear a wig

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>>722024075
"General Advice" d-dear <4

Now, d-don't bake t-the chicken too long dearies! You d-don't want it to be burned l-like me!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NZTjPz7GNg

(not too little though, or you'll be sick. Also like me!)

Can I see your butt in those cute shorts?

>>722024198
Show us your cock

>>722024241
This

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>>722024196
...b-because my hair isn't b-blond?

>>722024241
S-sorry, don't have one!

>>722024133
As a h-half Korean, I f-find that delicious

>>722023809

I'd handle your meat anytime tbh goldfish, please don't do stuff that elevates my blood pressure

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W-well, while the chicken cooks, w-we can certainly...d-do other things.....

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r3kXNUkpd7

W-why not tea?

>>722024198
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W5elVtgazd

Your voice sounds kind of sexy

>>722024278
Lies.
Show us your trap dick now faggot.

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>>722023288
Hot

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>>722024278
Bit foolish to be giving away information like that, isn't it?

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>>722024401
T-thanks! Today, y-you are the lucky recipient of t-this cup of tea <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jy7kRmeU77

N-now, how are w-we all doing tonight?

>>722024380
I think my life is starting to turn around, Alice.

mom still hates my guts tho

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>>722024380
yes please Alice

>>722024511
Show us your knockers and get a better rub for the chicken

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>>722022918
Hey everybody I'm Guy Fieri and we're rolling out looking for America's greatest Diners, Drive Ins and Dives!

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>>722024455
I've d-doxed myself before.

>>722024417
S-sorry you are so in t-the closet you see d-dicks everywhere Anonymous <4

Here, let me help; this is the outfit I wear on my twitch, CeltyPlays.

So where's the dick, Anonymous?

>>722024380
THE JEWISH AGENDA TO BRING DOWN WESTERN CIVILIZATION!

Alice! <4

*flutters onto your cheek* Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

*kiss*

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>>722024557
>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16DbBU79VzC

>>722024511
Sure, i like indian tea, do you have some?

>>722024380
nothing is on my mind. I find myself drifting into a daydreaming type of state but I don't remember what I was thinking when I come out of it and then I get a headache and feel like sleeping

>>722024655
eat shit and die

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>>722024650
annnnd t-too late, we're b-back to the show!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AT9rwACKMD

>>722022918
I want to send you a pic of my cock, mmk?

-sets out the plates at silverware for Alice and her guests. Makes sure the wine glasses are clean and neatly folds the cloth napkins-

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>>722024614
And again, I reiterate my earlier inquiry.

>>722024727
i've got balls of steel

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so how often do you do this

you seem to get mostly perverted responses

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>>722023720
This little lady is doing things big and bold with some

truly unexpected flavor combos. Just the way I like it!

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This looks like a dude to me!

>>722024675
can't tell if sarcastic

>>722024727

nyoro~n

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>>722024614
Sh-she used it!

>>722024813
she's asian mate, basically the same thing

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>>722024655
*patpat*

>>722024747
S-sorry, I'm on m-my 1080P screen n-not my 4K, so it'd b-be too small t-to see...

>>722024762
I'm Alice, l-like I give a shit

>>722024801
P-pretty much every day.

>>722024813
C-congratulations, you are gay!

>>722024859
I d-dropped the bomb

>>722024801
I'll pervert response you Moogs~

May I have chicken please?

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>>722024614

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I can get behind this OC

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>>722024733
*shoves hands into pan and proceeds to lick fingers*

MmMmmMmmmMMMMMMmmmmAGjguiGogubMMmmMMMmmmmmmGDHFM

What do you got in here, what spices?

CHEESE PIZZA TIME!!!

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>>722024938
Oh I am s-so sorry Anonymous, l-let me serve it <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hOvNayEO1H

Yaaaaa! Cheese pizza!!!

who the fuck eats at 10:30PM?

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>>722024898
weird
>>722024914
im ready

>>722024878
true

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>>722024898
Hey Alice! Hows life? You toss that gross ass pan yet? Just checking in to say hello. I got a shit load of ammo to sort and organize.

>>722024614

o///////////////////////////////////////////////////o

This girl is helping me... to kill myself

>>722025037
Why do you have a leg cam on your stream

>>722024898
alice, you seem like a nice person and i enjoy your threads very much. you seem like a very interesting person, and would prefer to know why you do what you do though.

Care to give any in sight? you seem like you could literally have anything you want with how driven and intelligent you are. So why do this?

Its fantastic!!! Thank you!!

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>>722024898
You posted it. You madwoman

>>722024859
(you need one of those too)

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W-well Anonymous? H-how was your meal?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AWCTsOeJer

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>>722025171
Killer. MmmmmMMMMFF. Great spices. MMMM. This is so good. The texture is solid. MmmmmmFFFFFF. A little bit of garlic. SDFLJKBDIDIFLDOJinnamon

>>722025160
i mean shes getting shitton of attention

>>722025037
I thought the sauce was going on the chicken? It doesn't look like there is very much sauce on that chicken. I want extra sauce

>>722025171

Looks tasty goldfish, thank you now rest

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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wat is this hmm

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>>722025138
B-because my helmet isn't in y-yet <4

>>722025160
B-because no one else is h-here to do it right now.

>>722025165
W-why not? M-maybe some people w-will enjoy my streams <4

It's slow tonight anyway

It was great. What's for desert??

Can u show us your face?

>>722024898
I-I'm not s-small, d-dear A-A-Alice. B-But you, you're r-right, that b-boipucci is pr-probably g-ga-gaping.

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>>722024898
In an ironic twist, that's how your popularity soared. At least, giving the illusion you do.

>>722022918
damn it i wanna see ur face and realize i may either love you, wanna just fuck you, or stare at you in awe as you may look like that monster in little monsters with the sunk in eyes as you may have been in a fire and lost the fat around ur eyes

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>>722023720

>Salt
>Soy Sauce

I do not believe this woman has ever been to culinary school.

>>722022918
I love a woman who cooks. You don't see that to today's liberal generation.

-puts on some light after dinner music for Alice-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jzx664u5DA

Can you just moan on vocaroo or more suit vids

tell me i matter, miss alice ;[

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>>722025258
M-my weekly schedule f-for threads.

>>722025293
S-sorry Anonymous, I d-don't want attention.


W-well everyone, I h-hope you enjoyed it!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BqYHv4c54w

>>722025258
it looks like her Alice 3-d schedule

>>722022918
I'm honestly surprised you haven't killed yourself yet.

>>722025242
she doesn't get that much attention, and could do this on youtube or at least move to it and be some what successful, especially after doing it for 6 years at least.

>>722025281
>B-because no one else is h-here to do it right now.

Guess I won't get an answer </3. Recipe looks good though, i might actually try it. What's your favorite meat?

D Desert?

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>>722025258
"She" puts alot of thought into this obviously.
>still better than most of the shit on /b/

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>>722025442

What's up with the cricket bat in the background?

>>722025442
do you wear a wig?

>>722022918
alice has a benis

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>>722025671

>>722025671
Spankings

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>>722025437
Y-you matter to m-me if nothing else <4

>>722025414
Y-you know I work 8 hours a d-day right?

>>722025496
Why w-would I?


Alright all, t-thanks for coming!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uRhkcWGOKW

I p-post cooking threads every Friday, Tea threads on Mondays and Wensdays, and Advice threads on Tuesdays and Thursdays after m-my streams!

If y-you want to contact m-me for any reason, including t-that you need help, use these methods:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid
Twitch: CeltyPlays
Twitter: CeltyPlays

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gLDHGGlwMG

L-love always~
Alice

>>722025442
I would have, if it hadn't been for the fact you insist on using Ketchup.

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Feh this was dull.

Going back to LGBT

>>722025788
Holy fuck at those man hands.

>>722025674
Of course he wears a wig hes a man.

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>>722022918
How did a sociopathic narcissistic psychopath like yourself become a mod of /animus/?

>>722024733
I bet that baking dish was a real bitch to clean though

>>722025281
>B-because my helmet isn't in y-yet <4
oh, i watched your stream too, you could get like the green man hoody or green balaclava and make it look like you're headless just like celty with your green screen

>>722023720
>love cooking
>use to cook a lot
>barely have anytime or energy to cook anymore due to work
>usually just microwave stuff
i could use a home cooked meal

>>722022918

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NXdht7WNGV

Can you learn how to cook before you do this again?

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>>722025788
If you did, you wouldn't have time to come up with this rubbish and don the costume.

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>>722025526
T-that's my answer, dear

>>722025753
S-sorry, I don't <4

>>722025671
W-what, problem?

>>722025658
W-without quotes d-dear <4

>>722025674
Yes? You met an asian girl with BLOND HAIR?

>>722025857
Ketchup is g-great!

>>722025874
She <4

>>722025889
Please provide citations on t-those identifiers <4

>>722025891
It w-was.

>>722025894
I've b-been thinking about it!

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thanks for being awesome, Alice <3 sorry for being late, would have just said hi anyway.

>>722025788
Thanks Alice, was fun :)

>>722025889
Careful with that salt buddy, you might destabilize the commodity price and make a lot of people lose money!

I hope I'm not too late.

-Nico

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>>722026002
>Please provide citations on t-those identifiers <4

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>>722025980
N-notice all of my activities are after six <4

You know, when I get home from work?

>>722025951
*hugs tightly* I'd c-cook for you if c-could dear <4

>>722025973
F-feel free to click the x in t-the upper r-right hand corner <4

>>722026039
*waves*

>>722026052
A l-little slow b-but I hope you enjoyed it <4

>>722026082
thats a leap

>>722024813
Thought the same

>>722025258
>>722026002

>Asian
>6 foot skinny white guy

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>>722026002
Ketchup is idiot sauce developed to placate the masses during the Victorian Era because people realized how bland their food was compared to the people they were conquering.

>>722026132
Six in relation to what time zone, exactly.

>>722026002
>T-that's my answer, dear
i just don't know if i believe it's a real answer though :'(

>>722026124
This actually explains a lot about Alice now that I think about it.

>>722026132
Feel free to know that you shouldn't mix two sauces relying on salt and throwing salt on top of it

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>>722026124
>diagnosing someone you've never met personally
guess who has no psychology experience

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>>722026124
Y-you realize that w-was made an unqualified girl w-with ASPD r-right?

Literally half of those are false or misleading, and the other half don't apply.

B-but that's a single qualifier of t-the three somewhat mutually exclusive ones y-you've called me <4

Some real evidence, please?

>>722026171
w-what? I'm....n-not even close to six feet.

/b/ use to have alice threads all the time way back in the day

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Alice thread! Yay!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mirL60fNA8

>>722022918
Come to the Bronx, I'm waiting.

>>722025889
Only sociopathic narcissists go to that place anyway

>>722024761
-pats-

>>722026342
You're planning to wear the suit regularly for your streams, right?

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>>722026295
F-feel free to click the X in the upper r-right corner <4

>>722026187
EST, I l-live in NYC.

>>722026205
*shrugs* F-feel free to disagree.
But it's my mental state, you know.

>>722026259
S-says a lot more about y-you than me.

>>722026346
S-sadly I have work now.

>>722026433
S-sorry, I don't h-have enough cash f-for all the homeless today <4

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>>722026124
Run anything through WebMD, you're liable to get something of the worst of the disorders and diseases.

She's obviously just an attention whore. Hell, if my body were that feminine, I'd be donning a WWI era Tommy uniform and prancing around in a trench in my backyard for attention, too.