what's the nicest thing the opposite sex ever said

I love you

>>721992080
Said or meant?

>>721992159
Nah man - its when you know they love you and ask if they can suck your dick.

Get the fuck out of my lawn

>>721992080
I love you.
Guess it was also the nicest lie.

you're a good friend

>>721992080
'mmmmmmm your dick is so thick and haaaAaAaaArdddd!'
-actual gf

I´m in love (Meaning me)

>>721992080
Please stop spanking me daddy

Ohh you!

>>721992080
You kiss me like it's the first time every time

im calling the cops

>>721992080
>Your voice is really deep
>I like your sweater!

Been on this earth 18 solid years give or take several months. And wow, I have gotten jack shit for compliments from women

:{

>>721992080
>I love the way you fuck my ass

Insta buckets of cum.

"You're violating the restraining order again."

>>721992942
kek

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>>721992398
this

>>721992080
ahh-ahhhh-ha I'M CUMMING AGAIN, AAAHHH

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>>721992080
>Your cute, your the sweetest guy i know, >i want you, your weird as fuck, stalker and in that order.

I am alright till you spend time with me.

'god your cock feels so good mashed against my cervix'

>>721992080
finally a chessboard set up correctly. they always mess up some shit

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>>721992398
>I love you.
>Guess it was also the nicest lie.
fuck you for making me feel
>secretly tanking you for saying my thoughts

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After a cunnilingus: "We should pay you for it"

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your iguana dick is ridiculous, it's like a toddler's arm

>>721992080
I like your beard
>Grabs beard.

>>721992080
You are handsome.
You are honest.
You have a strong character.
I like you but not this way

>>721992607
>"please stop"
>not asking for more
>get cucked scrub

"I love you"

"You're my best friend"

"You're my whole world"

"You are, like, very very attractive"

"You're my favorite person"

"You inspire me"

"You're so handsome/sweet/funny/etc."

Girls really like me.

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I'm red, some chick I know is orange.
I've always been known to be a really nice guy but the past few years I've been a complete arsehole due to depression.

>>721993959
damn dude 2015 you need new compliments

>>721992080
>Said and did
Pulled at my cock, astonishment, "that's big!", then gave her the "best sex of (her) life". My first time.

>inb4 jellys
lol she had a great time, I sure as shit didn't

>>721992080
Cum on my tits

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Smile? lol sad.....

>>721992272
This.
I've been told I'm smart, but they've rarely said it when they weren't asking me for something.

>>721992080
"you have a beautiful soul"

>>721992080
My mum said that I'm a lovely lad

>>721992080
I want you inside me

> your balls are the biggest from my exes

Loled
Idk if its nice to have big balls but hey
> inb4 but not your dick

>You're the funniest person I've ever met
That one kinda sucks but my personal favorite was
>Holy shit, you smell good

>>721992080
Well, she left me almost 4 years ago now.

A milf once told me "You remind me of my son" in the middle of a fuck session.

"how much for a hit?" she was a nicer lady, didnt get too need by asking for a tab.

>>721992080
I miss you, and think about you every day you aren't here with me.(my gf in argentina) - I'm married here in the states. She knows, but she doesnt care, she wants me to divorce my wife of 5 years for her. And im contemplating it...

>>721992080
>mmmh that's the best fuck I've had all day
t. prostitute

I'll take it

"Don't breed."

Come in my ass

>>721993456
How do I get big like this guy?

>>721992080

We can be friends?

Hi

>>721993935
Sometimes the resistance is the fun part. Stay incel, faggot

>>721992080
>He has the looks of a Scandinavian god.

>>721994884
She wanted you to pretend. Ya blew it.

>>721992080
Would you PLEASE never talk to me again?

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>>721994884

>>721992080
I'd like to meet more people like you

choke me!!!!!

did more for me then her gasping "i love you" ever did

can't decide
>would you go to the maledives with me? and never come back to our lifes? like right now?
she was married and had a bf.
>I want you to fuck me in the ass so bad
my wife

>>721995715
That was my reaction.

>>721992080
Complimented my eyes. First time and only someone complimented me and she was drunk, so it doesn't count

>>721996101
um...did you finish?

>>721995080
>argentina
from an argentinian, don't do it

>>721994670
Same here.
They always gave me that shit back in highschool.
Stopped around college though.
I think that's a good indication I wasn't really smart.

"You are a person someone can walk a journey with"

>>721992080

> "only you can give me what I need"

Nice feeling

>>721996288
Of course I did. Maybe she didn't mean it the way we think she did.

I really want to drink your cum and I love you so much, I can't wait until we're married

>>721992080
Good job, son

>>721992080
"Please don't kill yourself."

>>721997246
ouch

>>721997179
please don't elaborate on that

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>>721997179
>>721997246

A couple of nice things

>You're so big
When I was balls to the walls inside of her.

>You're so good at cooking

Also when another girl was in the car...
>You're such a good driver.

Think those are the three things a guy needs to have complimented.

>>721996303
lol thanks. i dated a chilean girl for awhile too. love those two countries.

>>721997007
Agreed, knowing you're able to be there for someone is incredible. It's the situation I'm in now and she also really wants my cum, I guess I'm lucky? She's white and Asian and has big tits... I love her

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>"nice dubs anon!"

>>721992080

"Oooh," She said. "It's so big."

>>721997553

> twist: she lies.

Happened to me. Hope it doesn't happen to you.

>>721997541
yeah, not talking shit about the girls but the economics at this time, or at any time to be honest

>>721997652
Ayy, she won't, we're really both into fetishes, she has anxiety issues so she doesn't want me to leave, but because of the fetishes we both know no one else will really like us lol

>>721992080
Ex girlfriend and I were pretty deep into each other. We always disappeared from the world on Sundays and just fucked all damn day. One day before we started she looks into my eyes and says.
>"anon, I love you and I would love to have your kids one day."
>hits me right in the feels
>kiss her

Swear to god that it just fueled my sex drive from 8999 to 9999. I never wanted to marry someone so bad til that time. And well, she was this petite small little woman so she used to always tell me she wanted my big dick inside of her and that used to rile me up too.

>>721992080
“you don't stink as bad as I thought"

Had a grill tell she masterbated to me.
Made my benis feel funny.

"You look like a librarian's wet dream"

I like your hair

>>721998950
this
sadly just this

I do

>>721992080
A major whore, I'm talking 50+ guys, said I had the biggest cock she had ever seen.

>>721995189
>Diet
>Workout

Easy.

>>721999726
Maybe not easy, but it's doable.

"You changed my life"

"I'm so happy I found you"

"I want you"

"I love you"

"I want to live my life with you"

>>722001035
The things I wish to hear.
And I will, in due time.

>>721999696
that's how you get 50+ guys satisfied

worked in the same company for 12 years. several women that are older than me said, that I'm the only real man and all other men in this company are man-children. 1200 people worked there. still meet some of those women.

>>721995336
Cuck

>>721992080
You're actually not that much of a cunt
>I've made it
>Ma! Get the camera!

>>721992080
That I'm like Amor from the Greek mythology.. I always saw me more like pan but ok

>>721992712
but a deep voice is always good, that's a nice compliment

Nice shoes, asswipe

"i love you" by not my family and not in a friend way

>>722002360
"I love you, but i hate u faggot nd u'll never be a friend of mine or be seen as part of my family"

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>>721993959
>loads of love and nice things being sent telepathically your way!!

>>721992080
I have really nice eyes and really nice hair, and I have a baby face I guess, I'm 6'2 195lbs at 22

>>721992080
Your virus database has been updated

>>721992159
This, really. It's a pretty nice feeling when while lying in bed, your girlfriend squeezes even closer, looks up to you and says "I love you". Moments like that make me really happy.

"oh my god, you have such a beautiful voice"

>>721993959
>MDF
>A semi-erect penis.

>Name after the building material of the that name (Medium Density Fibreboard) which is "not quite wood".

wut?

>>722002820
kek

>>722002820
hahahaha
[Insert STD joke here]

>>721992398
Why was it a lie or why do you feel like it was a lie?

I don't know the story behind here, but an ex-girlfriend of mine said I lied to her when I said I loved her. But the thing is, I DID mean it when I said it. Love just isn't forever. I didn't love her anymore when we broke up.

>>721992080

"I love you"

>>721992712
Nigga a deep voice is a good thing, as is girls complimenting your clothes.

You're a good person and I love you. That's why I put it in your butt.

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>>721992656
forgot pic

"I... I p-promise not to call the police if you stop. Please"

>>722002820
kek

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>>721992080
>It's not you, it's me.
I was pretty glad to know it wasn't me.

"You're my whole universe, and I will never leave you" :)))

>>721992712
>baiting this bad
>people just answer like it's normal

What the shit

>>721992080
"thanks for helping me with my internet dude, here's a cut for your trouble"

i live a sad and lonely life

>>722003121
When you don't love somebody you realize you never loved them at all.

Consider it fortunate when you get dumped, because now that person isn't hiding anything anymore.

This
>>721993318

She stopped, and said with a confused excited smile "I think you're destroying me"

Felt good

>>722003646
what makes you think it's a bait? It's no I love you nd stuff, so he's right with "it havent been lots of nices things" if those are the only ones

I've heard it eighteen trillion times. On the occasion I will love it, but it really just becomes the most overused word that it's rather annoying!

>>722003755
Also

>I never feel comfortable or safe, and although our relation is this shitty state, I still feel safe when I hug you, only there

was not in english but something along those lines, felt good

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Your dicks bigger than mine!

>>721992080
That I was beautiful. Don't think I ever appreciated anything girls have said to me more than that.

>>722003672
>>>722003121 (You)
>When you don't love somebody you realize you never loved them at all.

I really don't think that's true. Or at least we don't see love the same way. I don't really see it as everlasting, though of course it could be. It just haven't been for me. Sometimes people just stop loving someone. It happens. Doesn't mean they never loved you.

>>722003529
actually laughed

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>>721993938
Same here. This is gonna sound douchey but women fall in love with me very frequently. I just don't like any of them. It's a bit of a curse.

I'm starved for and crave affection and it seems like its constantly offered, but I just can't push through to take what's dangling in front of me.

>>721992398

right in the feels, bro.

>>721992080
Post gang bang a woman said i was beautiful

Wife - I wouldnt live long without you.

Friend (girl) - you are gorgeous

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>"I like to be with you"
we dont talk anymore

>>722004201
>right in the feels, bro.
she said that the first and only time while saying she wasn't in love with me anymore.

this is now a feel thread

>>721992080
>Reply

>i'm an incredible god among mortals
>Best cock she's ever had
>sensitive like a woman but fucks like a bear

A prostitute told me i fucked too hard.

Atleast i liked it

Hi, how are you?
> :(

>>721992080
one time at a festival i hooked up with this sexy lady who must have been 5'8 not fat sexy fucking legs big tits and a big main of black hair.
she just kept commenting on my hands how rough and manly they were. thats always stuck with me

>>722004530
Woman are such liars, she told that too every guy she was ever with .The truth always comes out in the breakup

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>>721992080
"I like your shirt."

Every fucking time.

>>722003648
at least you got skills anon. success brings kakis, and kakis get chicks.

Anon, you're actually really cool

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>>722004803
How do you get your dick caught in the bike chain, and why would you take a photo of it.

>>721992080
>what's the nicest thing the opposite sex ever said about you anon?
one time a girl said hi to me,


thats about it

Met up with a girl I was dating for lunch once and she showed up randomly wearing a t-shirt she'd got specially made that said "Proud to be (My Name) 's Girl".

I asked why she did it and she said because she wanted everyone to know how lucky she was.

Then she said she didn't wear a coat even though it was freezing out because she didn't want to even cover it up on the way to meet me.

>>721996254
i would say that counts even more.

>>722006061
thats quite nice are you still with her

"you're cool."

>>722006061
So what made you break up?

"Fries with that?"

"you have a really nice voice"

>>722007292
amerifat detected

>>722006061
that's excessive. the coat thing brought it from flattering to straight creepy

>>721996254
a cheerleader told me I have ryan gosling's eyes, but it was post cheerleader and she got a bit chunky

>>721992080
"There's a girl for everyone, even ugly, fat people"

>>721992080
>wow you seem really nice anon. I always thought you were going to shoot up the school.
swear to god a chick actually said this to me

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>>721992080
Dick compliments. Sex compliments. I'm a shallow bastard but I don't remember or care about anything else, despite the fact that i can be a nice guy sometimes. This world has ruined me.

>>721992080
Harder.

>>721992080
"I will make you cum, please, i will do anything if you stop what you're doing"

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>>721992080
My ex(?)'s old friend once told me I had a face so that if I were a cop, she would trust me.

>1. you have a huge cock
>2. you'd make a pretty girl

>>721992080
I feel like im a good person but the only good compliments i have ever got were from men soo...what im doing wrong b/

>>721992080
"Anyone can notice your insecurity"

>>722009669
I've had both of these said to me as well.

>>722009200
that's hot.

"You are the only person I see both as a friend to hang out with and as a rival to measure up to."