Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>721949743
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claim!
>>721958393 Tomo
I'm sure you'll pick some good ones, so it wont be a problem.
>>721958397 Louise
Good, just being lewd with Tomoko. How are you?
>>721958594
I wonder how long it will take
>>721958594
Sounds..fun!
I'm pretty worn out, but I'm glad to be home and happy overall.
Claimed
https://youtu.be/C62Fzi7LHVs
>>721958692
We'll just have to wait and see~.
>>721958710
It is. Good to hear.
>>721958792
No
>>721958829
I gotta think of a good valentine's day gift for Chara..
>Not sure if she's lurking
>>721958829
I hope it's long and full of pleasure
Emi is NOT a slut!
>>721958844
Y E S
>>721958880
You can never be too careful.
>>721958884
Of course it will be, it's with you after all~.
>>721958921
But nobody said she was.
Claim
>>721959060
You're right. I'll wait til she's sleeping or brainstorm in private or something
>>721959060
I wonder how much you will make
>But nobody said she was.
Maybe not yet, but someone was preparing to. They always are.
>>721958880
plan on sending it to him?
Or give it to him in person
>>721959159
When life gives you lemons
>>721959211
I gotta send it to her, sadly. We're not meeting up til this summer.
>>721959159
>>but someone was preparing to
No one cares about Emi
>>721958980
No marriage for me.
>>721959263
>Her
He hasnt even started therapy
>actually meeting him
color me surprised
>>721959131
Exactly, if you wish to discuss it, it should be through handwritten letters delivered by carrier pigeon. It is the safest way.
>>721959135
How much did you make?
>>721959159
In the words of lilly: She merely has a healthy adolescent sex drive.
>>721959230
Anal.
>>721959280
Works for me, fuckfag.
>>721959280
Emi is second best girl, anon
>>721959338
Doesn't matter. Her.
Of course I am, she's important to me. She really is.
>>721959344
>Carrier pigeon
I dunno, what if someone has a net? I think maybe I should come up with some sort of code and use Tor.
>>721959401
>Doesn't matter.
Tumblr
Please use my pronouns when talking to me
They're he/li/copter
>>721959344
More than I expected
>>721959401
You're right, carrier pigeon is out. Tor isn't safe enough, you should make the code and put it in a lock box and have it transferred in an armored truck with several armed guards.
>>721959531
That's good.
>>721959783
Why?
>>721959783
Armored truck, huh?
Hmm...
Not a bad idea, but i think the truck itself should be escorted by at least one tank.
Can't have anyone finding out early.
Good morning
>>721959928
nice
>>721959928
Execute the people you brainstorm the actual idea with. Can't let the secret get out.
>>721959990
Hmm...I think I could settle for inducing a coma with some sort of drug until the day arrives.
>>721960092
Nah I talk in my sleep from what I told. Can't risk it
>>721959820
Because you must have really enjoyed it.
>>721959928
> One tank
> Not at least two with a helicopter and several drones watching from above.
It's like you want Chara to find out early.
>>721960155
Well no I've noticed I've been making a lot more of late
>>721960147
I'll just sew your mouth shut, then~
>>721960155
You're right, I'm sorry..All that, but inside an aircraft carrier. Should be a bit safer there..
>>721960346
That might be cool for a little bit>>721960346
>>721960284
Oh. I wonder why.
>>721960346
Yes now you're talking. Ah but wait, what about the crew? One of them could be a spy.
This is Sheryl she is a dirty Nissan who has been with 8 different men
>>721960493
Hopefully it'll work! I wouldn't want to have to execute you for spilling secrets.
>>721960525
Hmm, you're right...Well, everyone gets their tongues cut off when they get aboard, and I'll make sure they're all illiterate.
>>721958542
Kissu the machine!
>>721960525
Not sure. Weird though huh? It just means a bit more cleanup. >>721960641
I also sleep walk on the very rare occasion and rare like once a year or so
Heading to bed now, see y'all tomorrow.
>>721960748
Well, you can get some tips on running on some prosthetics from Emi after you're released~
>>721960896
Night and I don't think we should ballpark ideas then
>>721960748
Change in your diet perhaps? Alright Tomoko, i should get to sleep now before i pass out at my desk.
>>721960896
Goodnight Louise.
>>721961117
I don't know really. If anything I've been eating less. Maybe you could clean it up? Goodnight Hanako ill see you tomorrow
>>721961206
Well how could i refuse such an offer? if you want to talk a bit during the day tomorrow, feel free to message me on skype or discord. Goodnight Tomoko.
カラミチーマス
>>721961895
Aww maktokokkokokokto, it's okay. I like you too!
>>721963222
Hello my friend
>>721963255
Pazca?
...nevermind
>>721963333
E-eh? Sorry :(
Trips and quads, holy shit my dude
>>721963458
Pasha. The shooty poland man.
Sorry.
>>721963333
QUAAADZZZZ NIGGA
>>721963134
Heresy meme.
>>721963571
Pasza Biceps? He's a pretty cool guy!
Are you Polish?
>>721963627
Heresy meme
>>721963588
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rurx5WSbgIA
>>721963653
Nae. 3rd gen Ausfag. Pasza is just one of the best dudes, him and Shroud. You play?
>>721963653 (You)(OP)
Heresy already fag
>>721963805
I play very rarely! On account of being absolute trash.
I do more surfing than anything
Dev1ce and Kjaerbye are my baes. Fucking qt's they are!
>>721963809
What did he mean by this :thinking:
>(You)(OP)
>>721963627
Doesn't work if is not a boat
>>721964050
*autistic screeching*
>>721963948
I play too much, and get pissed over it. Been playing css more and more, especially since there's a super active deathmatch server. I bhop a lot and sometimes surf.
I like shroud because I wish I could give as little a fuck as he does.
>>721963948
Sometimes I say things I can't explain :shrug::skin-tone-1:
>>721964050
Don't try to evade it, abyssals count too.
>>721964291
Im just using the Karen excuse
>>721964226
Are you very good at those? Ever since the derankening, I've been GN1 consistently
>>721964291
It's okay bb, ily still
>good cosplayu
>>721965259
I'm really all over the place, but stuck at mge. I'm more a fan of css, because I can actually bhop on it unlike csgo.
Do you solo queue?
>cosplay
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Claim :o
>>721958624
nice hair
>>721958824
does wish was this
>>721965498
You make me want to drink bleach.
>>721965498
No
No
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721965728
do i? :o
>>721965730
Yes
is that your way of saying you're gay? :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721965498
u wish do you am?
>>721965802
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721965825
no
>>721965862
Yes
is that your way of saying you're gay? :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721965888
good triple
>>721965464
I never played css. And I think the highest I got was MG1, and that was after being carried very, very hard
I don't. Always with another minimum
>>721965196
HEY FUCK YOU
>>721965888
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721965987
Yes
is that your way of saying you're gay? :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721966016
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721966032
Yes
is that your way of saying you're gay? :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
Claim
>>721966057
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721965259
I just wish this artist did pics in higher res.
>>721965196
Wait who is supposed to be the daughter.
>>721966142
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721965948
I solo, which is a terrible idea. Don't.
Css is good, and I wish GO felt more like it. Games like cs are getting sluggish in their movement systems, whereas I love quake style freedom, and shit like abh in HL2.
>>721966193
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721966269
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaoVpVXcZsA
>>721966310
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721966418
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721966443
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
claimed
>>721966164
They still lookg good though!
>>721966242
I never play solo. I did a few times and wanted to kms
Auto bhop is a hell of a lot of fun. I like finishing a surf map,chilling at the end and seeing just how fast I can get going only doing that. My record is 2300
>>721966478
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721966648
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721966670
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721966684
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721966696
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721966737
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721966761
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721966802
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721966808
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721966821
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721966836
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721966856
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721966883
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721966888
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721966897
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721966925
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721965954
>>721966934
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721966960
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721966935
blip bappers
I need you to make a decision for me
>>721966981
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721966999
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967021
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721966619
Autohop is great fun and the speed is great, but I personally love scroll hop on bhop maps, seeing as how that was the norm when I learned. Any surfing achievements? Times or maps?
>>721967033
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721966986
oh no
>>721967059
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967082
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721965954
>>721966164
Not sure, ill figure it out when i get there.
>>721967093
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967119
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967122
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967141
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967160
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967094
You aren't a single
or a double
You're a TRIPLE nigger
>>721967182
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967093
>>721967082
>>721967059
>>721967033
>>721967021
>>721966999
>>721966981
>>721966960
>>721966934
>>721966925
>>721966897
>>721966888
>>721966883
>>721966856
>>721966836
>>721966821
>>721966808
>>721966802
>>721966761
>>721966737
>>721966696
>>721966684
>>721966670
>>721966648
>>721966478
>>721966443
>>721966418
>>721966310
>>721966269
>>721966193
>>721966142
>>721966057
>>721966032
>>721966016
>>721965987
>>721965862
>>721965730
Autists enjoy repetition
>>721967192
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967204
You must really enjoy it then
>>721967210
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967052
Scroll hopping? I'm not sure I've ever heard of that.
Did you just bind jump to the scroll wheel?
I don't really know of any, I just kind of do tier2/3 maps. With the occasional tier 4 for fun.
I did beat Elysium though, that was a hard one
:o me sachi
>>721967204
You must really really enjoy it then
>>721967228
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967261
:o
>>721967271
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967281
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967285
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967294
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967304
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967316
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967329
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967342
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967352
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967370
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967385
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967398
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967412
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967420
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967068
Like I had lunch a bit ago
but there's like 7 hours left in the day
I could go out and get lunch for today, tomorrow and the day after, but I gotta get dressed and head to the store
or, I could order in and pay like four times the amount
what do
>>721967437
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967454
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967470
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967482
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967506
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967520
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967530
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967540
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967553
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967563
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721959159
Wait.
Spaniard Emi?
>>721967567
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967512
Now you're just being rude
>>721967585
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967596
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967605
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967448
Proper NEETs don't go outside
>>721967613
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967448
just go to the store tbh, it's cheaper
>>721967630
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967653
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967448
Go out and get food
wew
>>721967256
Scroll hop is what used to be the norm, auto scripts were frowned upon. Just jump bound to mouse up and or down.
I remember learning surf on greatriver, which is combat surf, but with a lot of teleport tricks and whatnot.
Long, smooth stages are godly, maps like elysium are so relaxing.
>>721967662
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967693
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967615
Yeah but I'm not a neet
and I don't want to pay that much
>>721967639
ugh, I'm probably going to go get chicken and sausages and shit
or I could actually cook the fucking pasta I've been saving for the past three months
>>721967665
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
its so warm and comfy in here tho
>>721967703
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>when you purchase a hat off Amazon and forget to click the "Don't give me a free Trial of Amazon Prime" check box and they automagically charge you 30 days later for a year of Amazon Prime
Guess who just got a Year of Amazon Prime. This shit should be illegal.
>>721967723
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967733
>7733>>721967723(You)
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967717
wrong folder, fuck you syndra
>>721967751
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967771
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967728
Dude, call them, call them right now
It happened to me too when I was in america, call them and they'll revoke it
Say you didn't sign up for it
>>721967790
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967804
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967821
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967835
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967752
>>721967840
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967728
>>721967862
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967877
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967717
eat the pasta then get the meats I guess
>>721967688
Oh, I don't imagine that would work too well for surfing! Definitely only useful in bhop servers
Combat surf is probably one of my least favourite things ever. I want to surf, not be shot at
Some of the staged maps are pretty fun. I quite enjoy surf_syria
>>721967717
But, having lots of food for the same cost as a little bit :thinking:
>>721967728
It is illegal
>>721967882
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967899
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967909
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967926
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967934
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967947
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967955
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967983
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721967994
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721968012
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721968020
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967895
I have no idea how to make it lmao
it's uncooked, I gotta toss the macaroni in the pot and cook it and shit and I only have the slightest idea how
>>721967896
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
I want to stay in the comfy warm room
>>721968034
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721968042
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721968053
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721968071
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721967803
Well no shit. But it's only 99 bucks. I could pull that from my financial aid and still come out green. Maybe I'll get lucky later and get some deals on books. I may keep it for the sake of having it. My mother shops a bit on Amazon so I don't think she would mind gating her purchases through me for discounts and faster delivery.
>>721967896
Well, technically I told them "Yes, I want to try a free trial of Prime!" With that superscript 1 or cross, and in the EULA it says "I agree to be automatically charged after 30 days for Amazon Prime" because I didn't check the box that said not to. I also did not change my "Prime" membership to not auto renew.
So it's my fault for not reading and being lazy. Auto renew subscriptions should also be illegal. Even if you want it they should be required to ask every time for a new subscription.
>>721968078
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721968091
No
No -_-
You must really enjoy it then
No
>>721968107
Yes
yes :o
Autists enjoy repetition
Yes
>>721968037
Pasta: bring water to a boil, dump pasta in, once the macaroni is puffed up and floating, strain water, rinse and add sauce
>>721968079
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Needing to uncheck it in multiple places to not automatically be charged is pretty stupid
>>721968142
Autists enjoy repetition
>>721968185
Autists enjoy repetition
>>721968079
even if you don't tick the automatically charged thing, it renews it anyway, it's fucking annoying.
but eh, if you got it you got it, I guess
I got the entire box set of boy meets world for like 50 dollars
>>721968145
that's super fucking useful
I don't have a strainer, what else can I use? can I keep it in the pot? I got like three dishes and only one of them is a bowl, another is like a half bowl
>>721968191
Good for you
>>721968145
Prime members also get a free twitch subscription a month.
My family will probably enjoy faster deliveries.
According to the specs, they have deals that only Elite Prime Members get. So stay mad plebs. But really it's just books, and random deals.
>Get this cat-tower for 25% off!
>>721968201
>Boy meets World
Topanga did porn.
>>721968232
Autists enjoy repetition
>>721968037
to cook pasta don't you just toss it in a pot and let it boil lmao
unless I'm thinking about noodles
>>721968246
Nice
>>721968262
Autists enjoy repetition
>>721967896
Combat surf on cs:go doesn't work, but after learning the tricks on greatriver it's not like that at all.
I only like staged if you can continue through the stages/telehop, otherwise linear/long stages is the best.
>almost 2am fuck
>>721968278
Tell me something i don't know
>>721968321
you're gay
>>721968241
>Topanga did porn.
really?
>>721968253
well according to alice you gotta boil the water first then drop the macaroni in
and I think uzume said I should drop salt in there too
like yeah I get the general idea but you know the specifics is the problem
also when I made soup I tried to make sure it came out creamy and not watery so my thought train went "the more I boil it the less water there will be, I should boil it for the lot so it comes out super creamy"
I don't understand what happened but the soup melded to the bottom of the pot and I had to scrub it out for an hour
>>721968201
Take the pot, and hold the lid at an angle, so you have a small slot for water to drain out, tilt until you have the water drained out. Rinse again, pour out again
>>721968241
Well, I guess you at least have something cool from it.
And your family.
I don't have money, so I'm not really going to be mad about something I wouldn't bother with anyway
>>721968279
I don't know that I've ever played GreatRiver before. And I suck at combat, and I'm mediocre at surfing, so they're really just satan for me
Some of the staged maps don't have telehop, but are still bretty guud.
One thing I hate, is when I'm on a tier 1-3 server, and it goes Mesa > Kitsune > beginner > rebel_resistance
Shit is infuriating
>almost 2am
Are you an Aussie? Or southeast Asia kind of thing?
>>721968201
Just pour off most of the water and shock it with cold water
>>721968345
I'm not
>>721968435
are you sure?
>>721968388
Well, I know she did an article for either Maxim or Playboy.
So it could have been a photo shoot, or an interview.
>>721968413
Yeah, trying to look at the bright side.
>>721968465
Yes
>>721968431
>>721968413
Guess I'll make that today and then get the meats tomorrow, let's see how it goes.
>>721968493
are you really really sure?
>>721968509
Godspeed little fishy!
>>721968523
yes
>>721968388
well I'm no chef so I guess just take the word of Alice
>>721968541
are you really really really sure?
the fire detectors already went off
>>721968590
I'm not either
>>721968595
Is there something on/under the burner?
>>721968627
Joke joke! Was a joke!
>>721968595
That was fast
>>721968627
Oh
>>721968653
Oh
>>721968653
Karen you should be able to answer since you know everybody.
>>721959159
^ Is that him?
>>721968413
Yeah, Aus.
It's because kids who cant take the time to learn harder maps like the maps that you can go fast on with no effort.
>Tier 5?
>rtv
>yeah im good at surf
AND KAREN WAS NEVER HEARD OF AGAIN THE END RIP KAREN
>>721968800
The thing that makes me the most angry, is the dozens of 24/7 servers FOR THOSE EXACT MAPS
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I never RTV unless a map is broken, because fucking get better by trying
>>721968755
Pretty sure it's not, he shouldn't be up at this time anyway.
>>721968859
rip the little nigga
>>721968678
not yet fam don't worry
I got a phone that works now so I can send pictures and stuff of my failures
>>721968861
Does KSF clan have a uk server? If so KSF is good.
I'm gonna call it a night. Enjoy your [appropriate time of day].
>>721969028
KSF, if they're the ones I think they are, have all password protected servers.
Sleep well my friend
>>721969004
>inb4 something blows up
>>721968591
Yes
autists enjoy repetition
>>721969127
okay
what now
>>721969157
Ok
Idk
>>721969246
not okay
me either thanks
autists enjoy repetition
>>721969327
Ok
Your welcome
>>721969502
not okay
you should add Nobody#5930 on discord
I can't even get started until the guy comes in and fixes my light tho
It's like half dark here and he's gonna come in any second I dont want to fail cooking in front of someone lmao
He's taking so long tho
>>721969565
Ok
No, i hate him -_-
>>721969581
not okay
why do you hate him? :o
>>721969701
Autists enjoy repetition
All your faggot ass waifus can't beat mine
>>721969882
Ok
Idk
>>721970006
not okay
why don't you not know -_-
Operation pasta has begun
HIIIIIII XD
>>721970172
HIIIIIII XD
>>721970088
Ok
Because idk
>>721970172
Get out nigger
Yo waddup?
>pls no salt ;_;