Waifu claim thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>oversexualised content encouraged
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>3D is almost always trash
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
I am hallow
>>721949317
Sure is getting hot in here..
>>721949909
> lewding your waifus on a public chat
What are you? Cucks?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_eeeCjSm_s
Have a good night everyone!
hello
Honey, I'm home.
>>721950123
Faggot.
yes queen
>>721949515
I bet it was nice to have the night off. But that probably ruined quite a bit of food and stuff huh.
>>721949620
I feel bad i don't really have any lewds of you.. If your're gonna use your mouth, i'd like to use mine on you at the same time.
>>721949909
In more ways than one.
>>721950066
You as well, bye!
>>721950150
What's gay about greeting your wife, known as 4chan?
>>721950227
I dont exactly have any. Maybe I should look a bit. No no. You get to relax a bit and enjoy it after a long days work
oh heck
still here!
I want you to succeed
>>721950370
I was just speaking in general.
>>721950370
>Marrying 4chan
Top fucking homo right there m8
>>721950577
>calling other people homos
>>721950505
I want you to succ
>>721950564
Okay faggot.
>>721950577
At least I don't beg my wife to tie me up and fuck me.
emi ibarazak isi the best road
>>721950619
Implying something there?
>>721950631
>Implying
>>721950186
2bh if there was a war against hope and dispair...I'd be a fragment of dispair
>>721950631
I only succ ben :o
>>721950690
I only say pure truths
>>721950705
I don't know who that is, they sound gay
>>721950780
tomoyoyo poster -_-
why do you always talk about gay stuff? :o
>>721949909
Psst
>>721950384
You should! I would love to have some, i mean i could look for them myself but it just wouldn't be the same.. Well, if you insist.
>>721950631
K faggot.
>>721950690
You're totally a homo! I bet you even kiss girls!
>>721950845
Cause everything is gay.
>>721950780
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
>Smashing X to doubt
>>721950908
Only you!
>>721950066
Nighty night
>>721950227
Whoo boy, Christmas sure came early~
>>721950864
Speak up Isis I can't hear you
>>721950949
Pssssssssssssst
>>721950865
Alright ill try to find a few I like. Of course and then when you feel satisfied we can relax a bit
>>721950959
I said allahu akbar
>>721950949
That's pretty gay though!
>>721951014
That's what I thought
>>721950916
why do you claim a waifu then? :o
>>721950949
We all know how gay you act in private when your collar is on.
>>721951042
Why wouldn't I? Nothing wrong with gay.
Gotta get that..
>>721951037
S N A C K B A R
Mako mako
how are you doing today
>>721951041
Now that we got the introductions out of the way, what's up? How ya been?
>>721951083
One smug for you, how's your day been?
>>721951083
claim a husbando:
>>721951165
Work, vidya, sleeping, the works
You? Hows camp?
>>721951165
I'm obsessed with smug, thank you.
It's been great, though it's over now!
How about you?
>>721951242
Why would I do that? I like grills.
>>721951343
you said you were gay -_-
>>721951036
How?!
>>721951083
Excuse me, I am not in the least bit homo!
>>721951165
Ayyyyyyyy, pretty good. id some car work over my days off and fixed a stalling issue I had! I can now take the corners supah quick! Still got another filter to change however, but that'll either get done today, or on Monday/Tuesday! Also going to a car meet on Saturday!
How's school been?
>>721951258
We're learning how to assemble and disassemble our AK's. Pretty neat, they put me in charge of the beheading for this week
But forreal, school's been pretty good besides my retarded advisor fucking up my first two weeks
And we have a 45 minute c lass that the teacher extends to a 1 hour and 30 min class because most people don't have a class after it anyway
I dunno, I guess more learning is good but I still want my short class
Work been good?
>>721951343
Welcome welcome! Doing good good. Weekend starts now and hopefully internet won't start randomly dropping for the memes.
What did you do last week? Or do you mean you're going to sleep now?
>>721950959
It's not the only thing that came.
> Ba dum tss
>>721951010
looking forward to it~. i don't imagine it would take much longer. I'd want to be cuddled up with you, and maybe watch a movie or something.
>>721951458
mako films herself for others? :o
Kissu the machine!
again!
>>721951458
Post video of you drifting please
What does a filter do makomako
Also what happens at a car meet? Do you honk horns at each other and let your cars mate or what
school has been P R E T T Y good but holy fuck some of the economics shit looks hard, I'm really having second thoughts and thinking of going back to business, I don't know, I guess I'll wait and see but every economics advisor is shilling their degree
I'm not really sure
>>721951458
Because we're both total faggots!
Good morning
>>721951471
Of course. Im sure id like to relax a bit after that too
>>721951601
hi
>>721951359
When have I ever said I was gay?
>>721951458
Well, maybe a little...
>>721951468
Uhh last week I was mostly inside, just relaxing, or working. This weekend I work, but hopefully come Sunday night I'll go out for a bit of fun. Trying to work on my car monday so that'll be fun, that way I can drift next time around. So upset I'm missing fuji speedway drift meet tomorrow.
Bad internet huh? What do you plan on doing this weekend besides memewatch?
>>721951724
everything is gay -_-
you act very gay
bi? :o
Why is the thread only good when the normies are gone?
>>721951721
h-hi
>>721951832
>you act very gay
this upsets me greatly
I am bi though, I'd bang a cute girly guy.
>>721951893
Morning Alice, you're up early. How are you?
>>721952109
Its ok. What do you like about Glados?
>>721951570
Absolutely not.
>>721951621
Don't have one yet, every time I've tried it, either my camera has been dead, or there's been no rain!
It makes the gas or oil clean for the engine, depending on what filter it is. Mine is the gas filter, but there's 2 of them. I only replaced the first one, but the second one is in a hard to reach spot, so I'm going to get help with it.
Sounds tough as fuck, but I believe in Snackbar! Get that degree and bomb the economy for your gain!
>>721951658
<3
>>721951724
Not even!
>>721951868
Because normies a shit.
CBR is gunna be gone in the next few weeks. I shall be a no-bike for a while after that, till I pay my friend back, and I manage to save up to fix the ZX.
>>721951721
And, well, if you wouldn't mind, i'd like to wrap my arms around you and hold you close.
>>721951868
Because the normies don't know how to have a good time.
>>721952217
>tfw Mako won't film herself for you
Why even live?
<3
>>721952236
Hot. Of course im all yours.
>>721952153
Considering sleep again. I don't need to be awake ;-;
How are you doing this evening?
>>721952213
oh, my. Everything.
Her body is ideal. Sleek and metallic and all the movements it makes. The machinery and cables you can see.
Her voice is godly, Ellen McLain, nails it and the modulation makes it so wonderful.
Her character is absolutely wife material.
She is so dominating and cold but for example at the point where she was out of her body, she was so frail and cute!
She is just so perfect
>>721951601
Potato?
>>721951868
Can you leave then :^)
>>721951893
It's the best and most awesome bunny!
Arisu!
>>721951724
Fuji speedway drift meet? woahwoahwoah
What's that!?
I don't play overwatch too much anymore, I just want to do whatever I can
I'm on phone data now that it just went out again, buhhhh
>>721952217
Booooooooooo
Use a stick and a string to get the other filter in place, desu
If I manage to keep going with this and don't fuck up the classes, I'm gonna just make as much money as possible and then take a trip around the world to see everyone from here. It's going to be awesome
You better take me drifting on your motorcyle, no excuses.
>>721952605
Do you think she would like you?
>>721952375
Please, you know you can get the real thing!
>>721952722
Pls, I'll try and find a nice spot to get some sik drifts in sometime!
If only it were the easy. Getting the tubes unclamped is easy enough, but wiggling the filter off, and squeezing the new one on is a huge pain!
Fuck ya! I'm about to sell smol bike so I can save up money to fix big bike!
>>721952217
Always so tsun! My steering pump is in finally, gonna do the sideways driving. Soon tm
>>721952522
You should if you can manage it, it's like 5 there? I'm alright, considering sleep soon. Have a lot of work to do tomorrow.
>>721952722
It was a drift meet the guy who sold me my car told me and my friend about, day long event just drifting around fuji speedway. He's a professional drifter so he knows when all these things are going on and lets my friend know.
Ah, rip overwatch. It's not too bad. I'm kind of curious if I know you at this point, I knew a karen who played overwatch and posted smug at one point.
>>721952722
Alice is the best and most awesome, I agree
>>721952875
Currently it is 6:24! Snow blower just turned on outside though..
>>721952429
Thank you, that would make me very happy.
>>721952868
If only I actually could though!
>>721952858
i dont know if she'd like anyone, its not like her.
[spoiler]and she is not real[/spoiler]
>>721953021
Good. It would be nice being that close to you. Who would fall asleep first I wonder
>>721953141
Maybe if she saw value in it. Hard to do but I think she likes that stuff. Of course all hypothetical stuff
>>721953218
It would be. After everything you did, probably me. Though i would try to stay awake for as long as i could, so i can enjoy the feeling of sharing your warmth.
>>721953590
*For as long as possible.
>>721953590
That would be cute. Im sure it would be plenty comfy for both of us
>>721952875
Better get that shit on camera you fucking homo!
>>721953030
Soooooon!
>>721952868
Yes please, I'd be so hyped about that
The one with the motorcycle was so cool!
I have no idea what you're saying but I'm going to nod and pat your back like I understand, deal?
Deal!
What would we do if we met? You gotta show me the nice places to eat and stuff!
>>721952875
Kek, this is the third time you've forgotten me, it's the same Karen! The only other Karen doesn't post and the first one only posted Karen like ten-eleven months ago and he stopped when I asked him to. I'm the only Karen right now I think
The drifting sounds super cool! Isn't it dangerous though?
>>721952976
And so are you <3
>>721953621
Be my valentine please
>>721953716
Not soon enough though!
>>721953218
Well, maybe she'd want to just experiment and grew close to one subject.
>>721952217
So shall I add that to the list of titles you now have?
>>721952236
Wew. Lad.
>>721952722
You leave you damn sandnigger :^)
>>721953767
Maybe. Would be interesting to see
>>721952976
Rip, go make a snowman at 6am then. It'll turn into jack frost i promise
>>721953716
I have a camera, but I mounted the camera mount on my helmet and it's too low, and the mounts are expensive as fuck. Thankfully I've got another, but it's a wobbly mount.
>>721953718
No no, I didn't forget you, I'm just wondering if you're the same Karen I knew a year ago or so. Perhaps not.
No more dangerous than any of the other driving I do! It's a lot of fun. I have a camera now, so I'm hoping to start recording my mountain expeditions on camera for my motorcycle/drifting sessions!
Sadly my motorcycle still has it's blinkers out and it's illegal to drive right now!
>>721953718
No.
>>721953855
Hm, from this thread? Who were you posting at the time?
>>721953718
I'll also ask around at the car meet and see if they know some spots!
Deal!
Take you to places to eat, and then we'd sit around, go drifting, and then play vidja gaems!
>>721953761
Never soon enough...
>>721953814
Eh?!
>>721953855
So? Mines wobbly as fuck, never stopped me!
>>721953913
Not from this thread, they went by Cup as well. If that's not you, then different Karen!
>>721953945
Yeah, but I'm upset that I did a dumb and mounted it facing too low. Waste of a solid mount.
>>721953945
Mm, at least we have something to look forward to next week though.
>>721954014
Cupcake? Posts beatrice sometimes?
>>721953663
Absolutely. Are you still up for playing tomorrow?
>>721954051
Yes, Cupcake. I don't know what they post as nowadays, just used to talk with em quite a bit a while back!
>>721953814
It's been a lewd night.
>>721953822
Yup.
>>721954058
Im not sure. I think my friend wanted to do something and I dont want to just abandon you but I dont get out that much
>>721954106
So you posted on the original anime thread on here? cuppers still posts sometimes, just not here
>>721953945
Dude holy shit if you can actually get some pics of you drifting I'm going to be so N U T
That sounds like so much fun, one day my dude
>>721953902
yes
>>721953814
Make me a sandwich, chef!
goodnight dorks
My wifu
>>721954240
Seeya, square
>>721954014
Always test the mounting position before actually mounting it!
>>721954028
<3
>>721954232
Forget pics, I'll get V I D S !
One day indeed.
>>721954232
Possibly? I dunno. I've been around for a long time, I only met cup on animus for my brief time there though.
>>721954299
I know that now. I feel like an idiot, considering I told myself to do that. It looked great, but I forgot my helmet fucking slants 45 degrees downwards on my head, like they do.
>>721954299
>Always test the mounting position
I kind of want to make a comment...
Is it dumb that I really really am looking forward to it?
>>721953945
So thats now the acutie3.141 tsun drivepersonrider no-bike wonder faggot :^)
>>721954113
I bet it has.
>>721954232
No. Make your own damn sandwich.
>>721954146
Oh no don't worry about it, it's fine if you can't. I completely understand.
>>721954389
I still should be able to give you some more sexual satisfaction still though
>>721954342
Hmm hmm, who did you post there? We might have met already, I'm goldfish
>>721954377
But I want a professional chef to make it!
>>721954299
I want vids of something else if you know what I mean :^)
vids
of you
DOING A WHEELIE ON THE MOTORCYCLE
>>721954276
are you a cuckold?
>>721954342
>Not having someone else mount it while you're sitting on your bike
>>721954347
Lewd!
Of course not~
>>721954377
Well, technically I'm not a no-bike! I'm just fixing my big bike!
>>721954494
Then you'll have to fite Anya fo- oh. Not yet m8!
>>721954494
Maybe, Goldfish doesn't exactly ring a bell though, pictures I remember better.
I'm Izaya/Mr.Orihara/Neo Kanra, whatever I'm called nowadays.
>not wanting to see ME do a wheelie more than Mako
wow
>>721954240
Y-you're the dork! Goodnight.
>>721954473
Oh i look forward to that. <3
>>721954606
Yeah we met, I remember you, wasn't posting Karen though
>>721954637
such a thirsty slut
>>721954637
Yeah. Anything special you want?
>>721954680
Cute smug. Is that who you posted as? I don't remember many people there, didn't stick around very long.
>>721954232
No. Ask Shiki instead.
>>721954590
Only for you.
I'm just that much of a faggot. Shame we don't have more people to invite though.
>>721954709
I'm sure i'll be happy with whatever you give me. Though i would really like a few lewds, if you could.
>>721954590
Knowledge learned for next time.
Worst part is I don't have a blowdryer to get the mount off
>>721954780
cringe
>>721954905
I'm all about the cringe.
>>721954850
Ill have to poke around on my phone it seems. Ill hopefully find something you can spill too as well
>>721954714
Yeah, we talked for a bit but not much.
I remember you had the gook flag
I don't mind seeing you do a wheelie either tho!
>>721954744
That's no fun, he already said yes
>>721954590
I'll give him the good fite for the wheelie
>>721954494
Im off work. I dont need to do anything.
>>721954590
No-bike Mako! No-bike Mako! Nyeh nyeh nyeh!
>>721954943
Did I really have Japans flag? I don't remember still posting when I moved here, thought it was mostly in Korea!
Oh well, nice to re-meet you I suppose!
Wheelies will be learned eventually.
>>721953718
Nice maymay!
>>721953855
I don't much feel like getting out our fair
Help me do it then. I'm shit when it comes to rolling them
>>721955123
Out of bed*
Alright, off to play hots. Peace
>>721955069
Wait no, yeah, it was korea, my bad.
Nice to re-meet you too, post the wheelies when you can!
>>721955123
It's not a maymay <3
>>721954932
Now that's something to really look forward to.
>>721955270
Im sure it will be worth the wait
>>721955123
I suppose I can! I don't think I've ever done it more than a few times as a kid though.
>>721955264
Take care mate.
>mfw people think blow off valves are good and sound good
>>721955342
I'll try to find a couple new ones that you can use to spill again, as well.
>>721955460
Dont worry. I have plenty to work with. Right around 20
>>721955577
Still, i'd like to get you more~. So was that night the only time?
>>721955803
yeah. i was feeling rather you know that night. how about you?
>>721955950
I see, hopefully i can increase that number. Kind of. it wasn't during thread, but Tomoko lewds were involved.
>>721956255
Did you think of me though if not it was just Tomoko then
>>721949743
Why is Hanako so pure
>>721956305
Yes, it wasn't just Tomoko..
>>721956431
Oh? what did you think about?
>>721956388
It's one of the wonders of the world.
>>721956470
One of our previous nights together.
>>721956671
Which one?
>>721956891
I don't fully remember, but part of it took place in the shower.
>>721955421
>>mfw people think blow off valves are good and sound good
While I 100% agree that the flutter sounds FAR nicer, the blow off valve DOES have a practical purpose, since without it, excess wear is put on the turbo which could cause the engine to experience extreme turbo lag if you open the gas immediately after decelerating.
>>721956980
Well I guesss it's good I inspired you
>>721956671
Truth that. I discovered Katawa about two weeks ago, and she instantly stole my heart. I'm so thankful she exists
>>721957144
What did you think about?
>>721957170
It was one hell of a ride. As am i.
>>721957405
Of course the little session we had going. It's a bit hazy but that's because I was you kno
I was told to come in here and tell you guys stop being so gay.
>>721957405
For me it still is a ride, haven't gotten all the endings yet. What was your first playthrough girl-of-choice?
>>721957464
Yeah i suppose it is quite difficult to remember all the details while in such state.
Oh yeah, the thread
>>721957817
Yeah. How about a first good one>>721957817
>>721957822
Cute panda.
>>721957794
Yeah it takes a bit of time to get all the endings. It was Hanako.
>>721957895
Hot.
>>721957980
Lucky you, I got Emi and kinda went with her. She's a qt if a little bit stubborn
>>721957980
Yeah a little teaser. I'll look more tomorrow so you can really toy about
>this thread
>>721958073
She is really stubborn at times, but she's still extremely lovable.
>>721958173
I'm looking forward to what you have in store for me.
>>721958327
Hopefully enough for you to you know
Good evening~
How are you all tonight?
>>721958327
Fastest thing on no legs after all.
I'd try to romance Lily tonight, but at the same time I don't want to hurt Hanako, them being friends and her getting kinda jealous of her cute blonde friend (or so I think it might turn out).