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What's the most cringe worthy thing you've seen happen

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What's the most cringe worthy thing you've seen happen in real life?
I saw a woman yelling at her boyfriend at a bar once she was drunk and flirting with another guy and when he was pulling her away she was yelling out how he couldn't sexually satisfy her. It was bad even the guy she was flirting with felt bad for her bf and was all like "she's drunk bro" I felt bad and could tell the guy was really hurt so there was some truth to it
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>>721922323

Went to an anime convention.

That is all.
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A kid with aspergers on my work crew slowly developing a crush on another member, and showing it to her in the cringiest of fucking ways. She takes it pretty well, but oh my god, I don't know how.
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>>721922472
Everyone was dressed stupid I assume? Like. Room full of guys in the picture here?
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>>721922512
What does he do? And it's very cool of her to let him down easy.
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I once saw a fat weeaboo at a local mall. He was wearing a trenchcoat and had a wooden training sword slung over his shoulder. He looked like he was at least 25-27 years old, probably older, which was the most disturbing thing about it. I thought they kept that kind of faggotry to their bedrooms and various nerd cons, but apparently he was feeling adventurous that day. Unsurprisingly, he then walked into one of those shops that sells all that Warhammer shit.
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Every now and again I'll see a morbidly obese customer walk into my supermarket. Naturally he has thinning hair underneath his fedora and a rat-tail. Nothing TOO bad but yeah.
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>>721922974
Yeah she's chill as fuck. Shit like say "hey (crush)! I uh... I wanted to tell you something!"

Crush: "yes (aspie)? What is it :)"

Aspie: "i really, uh... I was thinking about you last night.. and you just... You just make me feel good... Hey, do you uh... Do you want to go watch videos on how to make your own computer?"

Crush: "Sure (aspie)!!! I'd be happy to continue that."

She's legit so nice to him. Pretty sure it consistently makes his day.

Mfw pity love is beautiful.
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>>721923284
Me again, edit here, it's hard to describe how it's cringy- it's his mannerisms. If you've ever met an aspie, you know what I mean. Maybe.
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>>721922323
Saw this dude on the train on my way to work playing Pokemon Go he looked to be I'd say 20 btw he was Asian.
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>>721923388
Have met aspies, I know what you're talking about.
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really spooky
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>>721923284
>i really, uh... I was thinking about you last night.. and you just... You just make me feel good... Hey, do you uh... Do you want to go watch videos on how to make your own computer?
That guy is just too smooth.
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>>721922323
my goodness some people's households (bucket next to couch)
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>>721923388
We can read what he says. Trust me, it's cringy enough.
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>>721923601
>Looked 20
>Asian
Probably at least 30. Only loser Asians that can't make it in Asia move to Western countries.
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>>721923601
This guy is happier than any of us will ever be, it must be fun being retarted or insane
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>>721923941
He must get his power from the space heater.
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I see a guy at work almost every day who has worn a fedora/trenchcoat every day for well over a year. One of my female friends who usually goes through men every other month started dating him maybe 2 weeks ago and when i found out i seriously asked her "jesus christ why would you do that"
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>>721923851
What the hell is he even trying to be? He looks like Marsupilami joined a metal band.
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>>721923851
i mean WTF. no intervention why?
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>>721924099
>it must be fun being retarted or insane
he could be one of us
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>>721924099
>This guy is happier than any of us will ever be
Speak for yourself; I sincerely doubt it.
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>>721923851
The fucking filename.
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i've seen a few kids (one was in late teens? other was college aged) with furry tails sticking out of their pants. they weren't doing anything cringy (playing basketball or talking with friends) but i still didn't really understand the need to wear it out in public
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>>721924301
>>721924380
Springtrap from FNAF it looks like
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>be me idk how many years ago
>be 15
>larping with sticks and shit in backyard
>car suddenly crashes through gate surrounding yard made of wood
>almost die
>she saw
>bystanders saw
I think somebody took a picture too
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>kid in my school used to naruto run with his arms behind his back to the lunch line every day
>everyone would bully this kid since he acted like a huge faggot
>would constantly practice his hand signs for his ninja justsu
>would read manga during class and try and speak japanese
>wore a hidden leaf headband for a few months before someone stole it from him
>one day during PE he got into a confrontation with a large kid named Sergei
>Sergei shoved naruto so hard that he lost balance and went tumbling
>everyone giggled while he stood up with a bright red face
>being a master of genjutsu and ninjutsu he wasn't about to let this shit slide
>he started to scream while making handsigns as quick as he could for a good 20 seconds before doing a flying kick aimed at Sergeis chest
>mfw he barely had to move away to dodge the blow
>mfw he landed on the asphalt scraping his elbow and started crying
>mfw sergei mounted him and got 4 good blows into his face before campus security came
>mfw still jack off to his sobs
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>>721924546
Woah there... Uh, to each his own I guess.
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>>721924546
Tough, but fair.
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>>721924756
Why would you though? Nevermind all the usual not wanting to look like a fag shit, just the sheer lack of practicality in that photo. The ridiculous heat that person must be feeling under there, not to metion they probably can't piss or shit while wearing it unless they want to do it inside the suit. So you'd be wearing an overly hot outfit that you're pouring sweat, piss and shit into. So bad.
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>>721924099
Yeaaaah, I don't think so. Happier than you maybe, but me.... Nope
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>>721924756
Oh sweet Jesus, I just noticed the feet. This is the scariest shit I've ever seen.
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>>721925040
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http://magic-kristina-kw.deviantart.com/gallery/
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>>721926371
she also drew herself with the brave little toaster characters
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>>721926247
>>721926371
>>721926473
So What you trying to fuck her or something
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Had to go to the same venue as an anime convention. Two things being held in the same location.
Cringed pretty much the entire time I was there.
Almost died of laughter and embarrassment in equal measure.
Though the cringiest part was a hand-drawn "brony-con" banner that was slapped over a table manned by two mentally defunct retards. One hugely overweight and about 30, the other a skinny as fuck teenager with severe acne, greasy hair and a "my mum dressed me today" sense of fashion.
No one even went near them.
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Oh boy, where do I begin;
>Worked for the company that owns the game Habbo Hotel
>Part of this role included me attending the underage festival in about 2007/8 and also attending "meet the manager" in which Habbo users could meet the staff in person at our London office.
I've seen some shit, dear Anons.

First off, the underage festival;
>Me and my co-worker who I'll call L are hanging around the main tent at the festival.
>Handing out leaflets with little codes on them that give users in-game furniture and stuff.
>Steady away, day is going fine, weather is nice, some shitty pop-rock band are playing in the tent.
>Wild kid comes out of fucking nowhere. Looks about 14/15, his mom is with him.
>"ARE YOU (USERNAME)?"
>I look to L with fear in my eyes, pleading him to stay with me.
>"Anon, C needs me, I better go and sort it, you hand out the rest of these, yeah?"
>Pats me on the shoulder, winks at me and blows a kiss as he walks away.
>I'll get you for this, you cunt.
>Best public relations mode engaged.
"Yeah! That's me! Just call me Anon though. What can I do for you?"
>His mom smiles at me.
>"UNBAN ME"
>See her expression fucking instantly darken.
>Oh another unban request, no biggy, had a million of those today.
>"LOOK (USERNAME), I NEED UNBANNING NOW"
1/2(?)
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>>721924213
someone's jealous
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>>721926618
No, you fucking nitwit
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>>721924213
Well, what was her response?
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I see this faggot every single day. Everything he does is cringe

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/ThePirateCoveMan
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>>721926247
>>721926371
>>721926473
hot
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>>721926753
Interested
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https://www.youtube.com/user/Tomservo3Alt/videos
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>>721926911
Her response was literally "he's not as bad as you'd think"
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>>721926753
>UNBAN ME
lol
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30 seconds in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOqJLPRSQ4
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>>721922472
hehehehehe
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>>721927529
I think I'm in love anon, thank you for showing her to me
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Well basically anyone talking to a baby like they found something really rare and are suddenly turned into an histerical baby themselves

But what comes to mind is:
>did you know that you have more chances of getting hit in the head by a meteor than winning the lottery?
>(sister) Really? Fuck, I'm never playing the lottery again
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this is the cringiest thing ive ever seen or heard of it my life
https://youtu.be/G_XUgx5NAjs
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>>721922472
I went to one and it made me think: Do weeaboos know what a shower is? The smell was atrocious
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>>721927484
what the actual fuck just happened?
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>>721925097
Ay caravan
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>>721927427
>not as bad
Lmao even she knows he's pretty fuckin bad. Gotta be some kind of whore to be with that shit
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>>721927681
No problem. Enjoy jerking off.
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>>721927886
top kek desu
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>>721922323
My cousin got me and my half sister fedoras to wear at the mall I convinced him not to wear his trench coat and I "forgot" my hat in the car. I left a link to a fedora cringe video on his computer tho
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>>721927694
>>721927694
meteors are usually worth their weight in gold.
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>>721927933
seriously tho, she is kind of pretty
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>>721927529
>>721926247
>>721926371

Even as a cringe, it's still a girl and some guy out there is more than willing to bang her and marry her and find her sonic obsession to be quirky

Guy in the same boat has no chance for any of that. Feminism is absolute horse shit
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>>721926886
Not the guy you replied to, but are you sure? You seem to have a bit of a thing going here.
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>>721924492
>>be me idk how many years ago
>>be 15
>not knowing his current age

Good luck out there anon

>she saw
she who? Lost
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>>721927484
I'm actually laughing at how fucking retarded that ended for her
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>>721926753
>here we go
"Sorry! I can't handle that, it's not my department, I work in community, but if you open a ticket with support I can put in a word for you if you leave me your userna-"
>*AUTSTIC SCREECHING*
>"NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!! MOM!!!"
>I actually almost fucking shit myself, it was so fucking loud.
>His dear, sweet, mother just gives me an apologetic look while trying to talk her son down, tells him to stop making a scene and apologise.
>"I'M FUCKING SICK OF THIIIIIIS ARRRGHHHHH! YOU'RE JUST LIKE THEM!"
>Starts stamping his feet and jumping up and down, shoves his mom away from him and everything.
>His mom is crying at this point
>He obviously does this shit a lot
>I put my hands up in mock defense and try to apologise
>Starts making an even bigger scene to the point where other kids start gathering to watch the fucking spectacular performance he is putting on.
2/?
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>>721924546
>tfw you still do the Goukakyuu no jutsu hand signs like a complete asstard once in a while
>tfw you're actually proud that you're one of the fastest doing it
Kill me
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>>721928137
>.
MOAR
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>>721927912
She's a bit of a whore yea. Only 22 and has a son the whole time i've known her she's never had a boyfriend for more than 4 months without cheating on them which is the reason why i've never wanted to date her. I should feel bad because his grandfather AND aunt work with us so when she eventually does leave him it's going to be a shitshow. Part of me wants to warn him but i'm sitting at about 80% "fuck it it'll be fun to watch"
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>>721926753
>>721928137
>In London
>MOM
This kid came all the way from North America?
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>>721927988
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>>721926753
>>721928137
Can someone screen cap the whole thing when it's done? I'm loving this shit
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>>721926753
Maor
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>>721928016
I didn't feel like uploaded every photo of her, that is why I linked her Deviant art.
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>>721928561
uploading*
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>>721928346
Fuck yea it'll be great to watch. Just let shit unfold and laugh away. Work will be a joy to go to
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>>721924213
>>721927427
Not sure if you're jealous about the whole thing or not, but if it makes you feel any better there's a good chance he's in way over his head.
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>>721926753
keep going faggot
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>>721926753
>>721928137
Keep it coming. This is good stuff.
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>>721928561
Yeah but you've gone to some length to make a point is all.
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>>721928013
Thats not feminism dumbass. That's just how shit works.
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>>721928503
Second this.
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>>721923013
warhammer isn't shit but the image of that guy walking around a mall with a bokken and trenchcoat is hilarious
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>>721922323
People voting for Donald Trump unironically.

Hillary should have won.
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>>721928826
>as a woman who fights for feminism
>shouldn't have to wash our vaginas
This bitch is as stupid as those cows that dressed up like actual cunts to go to the women's marches
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>>721928767
lost
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>>721928137
>One kid in the crowd who I will call Habbro steps forward and tells him to calm down, and that I'm trying my best to help him.
>Habbro is obviously a Habbo nerd and tries to explain the logic in why I can't help him.
>Foolish Habbro, you've only done more damage. Logic doesn't apply to potatoes.
>Autist kid is shaking with rage.
"Look guys, how about I get some more credit codes for you all, and we can go back to the party, huh? Sound good?"
>Audible "yay's" from the other kids, autist kid turns around and begins to walk away with his mom, I hand her a few leaflets with codes on for the kid, she thanks me.
>thought that this was the end of it, I begin to escort the other kids back to the tent so they can have fun and shit.
>I thought wrong.
>So very, very fucking wrong.
3/?
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>>721929069
>>>>>>>/pol/
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>>721929069
You'd be being drafted to fight Hillary's political theater war with Russia right now if she'd won, you little shit.
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>>721929193
just keep going stupid faggot, what are you fucking autistic ?
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>>721929193
Yes we're waiting
I hope this envolves a shotgun
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>>721929193
I fucking hate you
Please continue
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>>721929069
Kill yourself.<3
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>>721923601
dude he is a kid under 13
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>>721928665
Na i'm not jealous i always enjoy watching her new boyfriends fail. But to be fair it's gotten to the point where i don't even try to converse with them anymore because i know that in a month they'll be a new one so there's really no point.
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>>721929381
You autistic fuck you can't even spell involv right
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>>721928503
include me in the screencap pls
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>>721929569
It's invalve u retard
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>>721929193
why u keep us waiting stupid nigger
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>>721928767
Hey that freak is getting a lot hotter tail than you, anon
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>>721929193
Inb4 lochness monster, fresh prince, or or dinosaur
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>>721929790
suck a monkey's dick FAG
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Anyone in this thread can relate to autism to a certain point.

I liek sonic
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>>721927205
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>>721929700
>implying he ever gets to lay a finger on them
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>>721929946
Is it summer already?
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>>721929193
CONTINUE YOU FAGGOT
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>>721922323
So this is a story my friend told me, since he has more weaabo friends.

>Hang with losers, one of 'em is a girl
>So weeabo she goes by animu name, let's say Kaoru.
>College has, apparently, some sort of stupid show and tell class because obviously you're paying through the ass to go to show and tell class.
>She brings her wallhanger Katana. I paraphrase:

"This is (random weeabo name for a sword), my katana. It is a deadly weapon that can cut almost anything. It's steel has been folded over a hundred times. Old warriors were not supposed to draw them without taking a life. I haven't killed anyone with it yet, but maybe I will soon".

This happened at college, I repeat.
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>>721929193
Did you find out why he was banned, I'm curious
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>>721929069

Screencapped for future cringe threads
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>>721929193
keep going cunt
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>>721929193
>"NO."
>Oh my fucking God, what the fuck.
>Habbro was walking alongside me back to the tent while the other kids headed back, forgot to mention this bit.
>We both turn around.
>Autist comes charging at full throttle towards me and Habbro while screaming some shit about how he lost all of his hcs.
>Sorry kid, I don't get paid enough for this shit.
>Habbro turns around to run, and before I can step between them, the autist pounces on him like a fucking leopard and wraps his arms and legs around him trying to constrict him like a fucking cobra while crying and shouting.
>my fucking face when.
>Habbro is rolling around trying to get free while I just look in utter bewilderment.
>Eventually I manage to pull them apart, Habbro kicks him in the face as I yank them off of each other and busts his nose.
>His mother doesn't say shit at this stage, she just takes him home after being escorted out by security.
>Habbro escapes more or less unscathed and I give him a shoebox full of Habbo credit codes, and a shit load of promotional merch before thanking him and sending him back off to the party.
>Such is the life in the day of a Habbo staff member.

I've posted some of my other stories on /b/ and /x/ in the past for those who are interested. Search for "Habboanon" in one of the chan archives if you wanna read more.

Will post more shit if the interest is here.
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>>721930186
WEW
>your shitty katana
>well constructed/ legitimate
Sure you sweaty weeb hoe
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>>721929343
>>721929451
>>721930256

Sorry you can't handle a nasty woman drumftards.
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>>721928963
>Cyber Priest

Sounds like a character build from a futuristic D&D.
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>>721930270
Wait, there's /x/tier shit?
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>>721930270
LOL!!!!
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>>721930270
You're welcome.
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>>721930186
At college?? Holy shit my heart rate was actually triggered
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Be 13.
>Have spanish teacher going through divorce.
>In class everyone is on computer doing paperwork.
>Other teacher comes in and says she needs to use my computer.
>Hamplanet spanish teacher hobbles over, and unloads about hubby not paying child support and she can't feed her kids on teacher salary.
>Cries, hard.
>Other teacher leaves, Hamplanet grabs my wrist and is mumble crying.
>I leave and go to bathroom for rest of period.

>6 weeks or so later hamplanet gets stuck in student desk.
>Cries, hard.
>Stays there till class is over.

>End of semester teacher announces she's leaving
>Asshole says "maybe well get a skinny one this time"
>Cries, and mumbles unintelligibly for rest of class.
>Never see again.
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>>721930186
Did campus security show up?
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>>721930430
I literally saved it to roll as a table top character later
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>>721922323
Hey I made him use ten percent of his power! So either way I can be proud of that!
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>>721930404
It's amazing the amount of people that still believe katana's cut through other swords.

Girl got hot though, last I heard.
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>>721930270
>>721930488
This, please
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>>721928423
Was actually closer to a "MAM," but I say "mom" out of habit because I've been around Canadians for fucking years.
>>721929687
Phoneposting. It's a hard kinda life, Anon. Not sure what the c/ limit is on posts until I submit.
>>721930228
Nope, threw out his username the instant he went full potatoe and attacked Habbro.

Probably worth mentioning as well
>He never got unbanned.
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>>721930541
God fucking bless you anon
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>>721930633
Not that he mentioned. Not 'Murica.

I mean I brought knives to high school and nothing ever happened.
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>>721930270
please do it
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>>721930541
>No zoomed words
>including an "include me" post
Solid 7.8/10 effort senpai.
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>>721930920
>>721930270
Hell yeah, nigga, more!
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This guys tattoos


...i haven't seent anything to really make me cringe in a few weeks
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accurate
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>>721930577
>>Asshole says "maybe well get a skinny one this time"
>>Cries, and mumbles unintelligibly for rest of class.
>>Never see again.

well that's more sad than cringy
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>>721931186
Nah
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>>721931238
Bu-but I said yes..
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>>721930488
Yes, a lot of it.

A female Habbo user actually stalked me for a few years, and even went as far as travelling over seas to show up at my house after finding my address from some leaked company documents. Story is out there somewhere, I'd repost it, but I don't have the cap handy, and it's off-topic.
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>>721928963
>warhammer isn't shit
Couldn't give less of a fuck if it is or isn't. My point was that it's nerdy shit and of course a weeaboo would be into it.
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>>721931109
Does that say FART on his neck?
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>>721931312
Holy fuck, why?
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>>721931260
kek
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>>721930270
>constricts like a cobra
You mean a fucking anaconda?
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>>721931312
just tell us
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>>721931006
Well edit the one I made if that one didn't getcha to climax mate, I just wanted to get it quick since threads fall off the edge of the earth rapidly it seems.
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>>721928137
>>His dear, sweet, mother
Just remember this is the cunt that lets him behave like a little shit in public. Don't show her sympathy.
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>>721930270
Stop being a dickhead and asking about interest. People are obviously interested. Keep posting.
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>>721922323
In college, I was in a video game club. It was mostly made up of quiet nerds and weebs. Everyone was pretty cool and shit was chill.

Then there was Ken. Everyone called him Kengar because he wore a Gengar hat all the time. Now that I think about it, I think he only got the hat after people started calling him that, like he was looking for approval or something. He's hyperactive, doesn't know when to shut up, and no one likes him. He has zero filter.

Anyway, one evening the club was in full swing, we had about 80-90 people in the room with a bunch of 360s, PS3s, Xbones, PS4s, but the main thing everyone loved to play was 8 player Smash on the Wii U. The house rules normally used was 3 lives with no items so it would go pretty quickly.

So Kengar is one of two players left alongside a little Asian girl. As he beat her, he got right in her face and yelled, "OH FUCK, YOU JUST GOT RAPED" in front of her boyfriend and about 20 other people, not to mention the 70 or so other people in the room that heard it. Girl starts crying. Idk but it seemed like there was something deeper behind it.

It's like in movies where you hear the record scratch and everyone looks at him. The girl's bf is foaming at the mouth and the president of the club nearly pulls off his elbow while he pulls him to the side to tell him it's not ok.

This isn't the only incident. He almost got beat up by an entire sorority.
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>>721931186
>Return
try sitting through 25 minutes of that
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>>721928909
No it's not feminism, but feminism basically serves to raise women up when they're already equal enough. So yeah, his point still stands: fuck feminism
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>>721927817

Doubly funny, since the Japanese they idolise are extremely clean and particularly sensitive to odours. If these weebs were to actually come to Japan, some little old little lady on some far-flung island off Okinawa would be asking herself "What the fuck is that smell?" even before the gross weebs stepped off the plane at Tokyo.
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>>721931674
this
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>>721930415
You literally just called her a nasty woman. Yes. People didn't want your shit candidate. Whoopdifuckingdoo.
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>>721931312
>so many powefully autistic people contained in a single website
No wonder it used to be so popular with people on here.
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>>721928963

>nightstand

Holy shit, good taste, anon.
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>>721931887
Why do I feel like I've read this pasta before
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>>721930102
He paid them for their bodies. If they don't then that's unfair really.
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>>721927308
tendies delivery service with a smile and a kiss.
what more could you want out of life?
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>>721930679
The opposite is true. Katanas had to be folded so many times bc japan lacks rich mineral deposites and the metal is of poor quality
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>>721932222
Can't deny quads of truth
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>>721932222
Quads speak the truth.
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>>721930679
>hot girl
>obsessed with anime
That is another 4chan false rape Comicon story just waiting to happen.
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>In college
>Have an hour gap between lunch and a class that happens to be in performance art building
>Eat downstairs and hang out with my laptop while theater students- the cringiest, loudest, most attention whoring children ever- go about their business around me
>Invest in good headphones just so I don't have to listen to them
>One actual, real-life fedorian in particular is always following around this uptight cunt who talks down to him like he's her butler
>One day she trips right in front of me and absolutely busts her ass on the floor
>I jump up to help her, even though she seems like a huge bitch
>Fedorian comes running down the hall out of nowhere like fucking Kenyan Batman
>Literally rips her out of my hands, glaring at me and ignoring her while she tells him to let go
>He sits her down in a chair across from me and she starts whining about ankle, suddenly eating up the attention
>Says she can't walk in her heels now
>Fedora runs away to go get her shoes while she yells at him to stop
>She sits across from me in silence for a few minutes, dicking around her her phone
>Fedora returns, apologizing that he can't find shoes for her
>She keeps telling him that it's fine, practically begging him to just go to class without her
>He literally picks her up while she kicks around, telling him to stop, nearly falling over himself
>Heads down the hall while struggling to keep hold of her
>She rolls her eyes hard and looks like she's about to fucking cry
>Last I see of her she's on her phone again and he's stumbling away like he's about to collapse
It was a soul-deep cringe, that one. I'm also about 90% certain that girl was FWB with at least two of my friends at that time, so it's not even like you had to earn that pussy.
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>>721931453
Dunno', definitely my nopest moment working there though. I'll never ever get over that one. Never.
>>721931518
That's the one.
>>721931553
Tomorrow - I'll repost the old stories and write up a bunch of new ones that I haven't told yet.
>>721931674
True, I still find it hard to not feel for her though. She had that 1000 yard stare thing going on.
>>721931834
It's 05:45am, I need to sleep before I die. Been working solid for the past two days on something, and I don't have the steam for it tonight.

I'll make a "tales in the life of a Habbo staff member" thread tomorrow or something. Trust me, I have enough stories to fill a thread tenfold. Several spaghetti and autism stories, a few office bants ones, a few pedo-scandal ones, and even some spooky/unexplainable ones.
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>>721931887

This is awesome. Any more?
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https://youtu.be/1LzggK5DRBA
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Here you go. Go ahead and call him a boss you fags he is pure cringe
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>>721928013
That's society for ya. Men are held at high expectations and scrutinized for not living up to them.

Honestly, the whole situation is fucked if you ask me, but that's just us.
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>>721930577
If she wasn't a fat, pathetic mess her husband might not have left in the first place.
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>>721932841
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>>721932647

The opportunity to carry off a damsel in distress... That was and shall remain the very greatest day of that Fedorian's entire life.
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>>721932389 <----- Found Kengar
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>>721932724
>True, I still find it hard to not feel for her though. She had that 1000 yard stare thing going on.
I get it and to be fair I'd probably feel that way to an extent, too. But let's be honest: If she just gave that kid a hiding now and then he probably wouldn't be as much of a cunt.
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>>721933050
>tfw even the most masculine act ever still makes you look like a moronic pussy
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>>721932841
>>721932910
Why do Facebook and Twitter always turn people into fags? Always.
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>>721933292

this guy was always a fag. They just need a outlet. Social media allows everyone to release their inner faggot celebrity to the world
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>>721922323
>me
>drunk
>hitting on younger girl
>she's into it
>go out back, make out, reach under her top to play with her breasts
>start to say
>"I want to have sex with you"
>but also wondering "is she legal? that would be like.. molest or whatever"
>mix those up between thinking and saying end up with:
>say "I want to Molest you"
>her: what the fuck?
>she stomps back inside

cringe enough for you?
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>>721924438
Really? Nobody noticed your plain clothes cosplay?
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>>721932647
>in college
>children
Not many will admit to this. Good for you, Anon. Good for you.
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>>721924301
My thoughts. No one else probably knows that cartoon.
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The first time i ever went to the gym i was about 14 years old. I was in jeans and a t shirt. I walked into the dungeon weight room and proceeded to take my shirt off. I was also drinking a coke at the time. I set my coke down on a bench, shirtless in jeans, and proceeded to lift weights for about 10 minutes while smiling at people and looking them right in the face and nodding. They all looked incredibly mad. I had hair down to my shoulders. About once a month i remember this moment and i almost die inside.
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>>721927988
"She", looks like a rucking man.
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>>721923851
easy hotrod
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>>721924546
woulda been nice if he fucked sergei up, but life is what it is
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>>721922323

>Be me at college
>Cute chick in math class always sits next to me
>Help her with shit
>One day decide fuck it, I'm going to ask her out
>Professor lets me out of class early cause I finished everything
>Wait around looking at phone
>qt comes out of math class and walks by me on her way to her car
>Start talking to her
>Shitty small talk
>Get to her car and ask her what she's doing this weekend
>Smiles and asks why?
>Just smile and shrug, say, "Want to hang out?"
>She laughs and says, "Sorry I have a boyfriend."
>Tells me thank you for asking though
>Tell each other have a good weekend
>Walk off
>MFW I'm a fucking beta faggot who can't talk to chicks
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the boyfriend deserves a beating for putting up with that
he should be punished
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>>721933392
>are you fucking sorry?!
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>>721933743
>About once a month i remember this moment and i almost die inside.
>About once a month
kek'd
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/thread
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>>721933824
Not so cringy anon.... it was a normal situation
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>>721932389
Not a pasta, but I'm sure there's more like him around the globe. He said he comes from a really religious family (he wears a cross and apparently goes to church by himself on Sundays even though his family wouldn't know cause he's hundreds of miles away), and in the past I've met some children of religious families either had something like ADHD or a tic or speech impediment that could be easily fixed, but they chose to ignore it as it's 'god's will' or they just refused to believe they had a 'broken' child. God help those he goes to church with. He invited me once.

I think he has ADHD. You can't keep his attention for more than 20 seconds unless you were made by Nintendo.

>>721932816
The sorority story is pretty much the same, except the club was running a Smash tournament for a sorority (they did a lot of inter club stuff to help other groups at the school), and even though this event was clearly for the sorority, he complained until they let him in.

First bracket, like literally the first game of the entire tournament was him and a sorority girl. They play, he wins, he once again shouts "YOU GOT RAPED!"

Remember, this room is filled with about 40 strong girls, all of whom exercise and participate in sports (some look like stronk Soviet women straight from the collective farm), and all of whom are VERY supportive of feminism and women's rights. I've never seen so many dirty looks at once. Same thing. Room quiets, pin drops could be heard, and the president has to once again make sure that his body isn't found in a creek by morning, as some were starting to walk towards him very aggressively.

I've got one about him at an anime convention hosted by the school's anime club, but that's gonna take time to type out.
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>>721933392
brooooo..... it's not cringe it's just disappointing, could have been awesome. How old did she look? lol
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>>721933532
Extended adolescence is a bitch. Not everybody is still a child by that age, but most of them are.
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>>721933392
Absolutely
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>>721934222

Trips checked.

Type that sucker out, man. This guy is hilarious.
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>>721933922
>underrated post
My Redguard
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>>721933824

>be me
>various ages
>always play same cringy card when it's a girl I've never talked to
>walk up to girl "Hey, so I get you're busy so if this is awkward, we can just drop this and reset; whatever you want, but do you have a boyfriend?"
>response is y/n, always look for rings ahead of time to save yourself trouble
>if y, literally just "give me your number!"

Yeah, no tact or skill about it whatsoever when I'm meeting a woman in person instead of online (damn you online dating for doing this to me, but got shit tons of nudes so fair enough) but it's never not worked. Just gotta have enough confidence to speak two sentences, make sure you do it right before you have to leave or something, and then you can text her which is significantly easier to figure out what you want and formulate answers not on the fly. Also women are way more comfortable being openly flirty faster than usual the second you get their snapchat, so that's a good strategy as well. Good luck anon
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>>721933392
But, what if that had made her even more riled up? Then what anon?
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>>721930270
How did you end up working for Sulake anyway?
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>>721933284
There's a way to do that without being cringey as fuck
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>>721933743
Am I autistic? What the actual fuck does that caption say? I feel like I'm drunk trying to read thst shit.
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>>721934706
>>721934706
>>721934706
>>721934706
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>>721934910
The ebonic language has devolved to the point where it's beginning to just sound like gibberish to us now. Soon, their code will be uncrackable.
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>>721922323
my entire life prior to me turning 19. I just had a turning point and chose to change my life and way of thinking. Don't think I'll ever go back to being an autist if I can help. I've even had a normal girlfriend and everything.
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>>721933743
What part about that bothers you the most?
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>>721933743
>your girl this like that when she so you see til her friend no him

help a nigga out here wtf is that supposed to mean
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>>721934910

it is making fun of nigger memes. If you can read it you probably have not graduated highschool. If you can't...well i take it you are white
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>>721933824
How are you a beta for getting rejected? She had a boyfriend anon. You went after her.
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>>721927529
>>721927681

Pros: She's probably into some kinky shit
Cons: She's also probably a little crazy too. and not in the usual bat shit break stuff and scream kind of way. like an emotionally disturbed child kind of way.
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>>721924546
>mfw sergei mounted him and got 4 good blows
I thought this was going somewhere else.
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>>721935073

It is hard to say whether it was the shirt being taken off or the coke or the ten minutes of smug lifting very tiny weights. I think it is all together the sheer amount of pure cocky teenage ignorance that gets me
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>>721932910

sweet chreezus jist how has this not gotten more attention lol
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>>721935032
Holy shit top kek
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>>721932724
Moar anon
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>>721935110
>help a nigga out

It's your own language.
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>>721932415
tendies delivery service. lol
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>>721935032
>>721935032
it's like they purposely make up more fucked up words and accents to make it harder to decipher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTGQrA5HHIU
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>>721924438
>Photo: by my step-dad
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>>721935264
It's okay, everyone has done something gross like that, especially when young. At least your story is funny. Its purpose serves to keep you from making the same mistakes today.

One time I shit myself in a dentists office waiting room and refused to get up until I left. There was probably a shit stain on the chair, I just ran out and didn't look back.
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>>721935870

LOL that's great. And it agree. I laugh and cringe about it all the time. Honestly i have done so much cringy shit nothing really bothers me anymore. Like even now when i go to the gym i bet there is some big motherfucker like " what the shit is he doing?!"
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>>721933824
nah you did it anyways which is pretty alpha.
im having shitty small talk cringe with this chick who works at a cafe i go to during my lunch breaks. idk what it is but i always leave thinking of how much our small talk could've been better.
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>>721934498
So, once a year the anime club at my school hosts this big anime convention all over campus. I think somewhere around 2,000 people come from the school and around the county, it's so damn huge (for a college club).

Most people who go to this have a good idea of what cosplay fits their bodies. I'm not really into anime, so I was hanging with my friends who do, dressed as a Stormtrooper (the space kind not the German kind). You've got the fat chicks in ill-fitting Attack on Titan uniforms, the skinny girls who think they're hot dressed up as Yoko, but they're either skinnyfat, or look like they just got sprung out of a concentration camp, the future wizards kitted out in 100% home made chain mail, the neckbeard guys wearing Japanese school uniforms and eyeliner, highschoolers in anime garb there with their confused parents wearing John Deere and sports team garb, ect.

Nobody looks perfect, but they at least have an idea of what they should and should not wear.

Not Kengar though.

As we hang out in the merch room, we see him walk in wearing a blue bikini top and hot pants, along with his dirty Nike trainers, fingerless gloves, and an extremely ratty black wig.

There are things man was not meant to witness, and this was one of them.

He's a fucking manlet with a chest hairier then the floor of a barber shop. It was almost enough to make the bikini top blend in. And it left nothing to the imagination. Nothing.

It was like the parting of the Red Sea as he walked through. People actively got out of his way, and no one wanted to talk to him. The poor merch sellers didn't have a choice. Eventually he got asked to leave by convention staff because several people had made complaints about his cosplay.
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Need i say more. Even dubs agrees. Check em.
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>>721923013
Olympia, WA?
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>>721934523
>my redguard
kek
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>>721936054
What would you do if you saw some kid in jeans come in, set his coke down, and smugly lift weights while shirtless?
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>>721936404
>Error 404
>Dubs.chkm not found
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>>721936289

That made me smile; thanks.
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>>721936404
Spokane is a shit heap.
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>>721936404
God, that is sad. I legitimately feel bad for this guy
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>>721936654
I'd buy him a one way ticket to the bone zone
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>>721936654

I would giggle to myself. Maybe sneak a picture. Then go back to working out and think nothing of it. If I was in a bad mood i might as him if he was training for a competition ( as you will see massive dudes flexing shirtless in front of a mirror at times)
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>>721937080
Guys flexing in the mirror? That's way worse cringier than the kid story tbh
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>>721926753
>my coworker who we'll call L
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>>721937057
why are they doing those faces thou
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>>721937725
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>>721933392
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I was chatting up some lady at a bar because she was milfy and wanted to buy weed. Suddenly her Eastern European BF returns to grab her by the hair and pull her out of the building. Security stops me from getting involved, I say fuck it and go home.
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Oh I have a pretty good one on Weeaboos.

I travel a lot to Japan, since I study Shamisen and do some shit for a shamisen vendor based in Europe.(Transportation, Customs and Stuff, since the Instrument has Animal parts.) I've seen some shit.

For example:
>2013, be 21
>stay in Kyoto with GF for a few days, because of repair etc.
>merchant is s cool guy, worked a few times with him
>his daughter is a “Miko“ a Geisha in Training.
>played that evening in a Hotel for a bunch of tourists, asked if we want to check it out too.
>so we went, and there was the old wrinkled Geisha (around her 70s I guess) and the craftsmans daughter surrounded by a bunch of german tourists.
>they played a few songs on the Koto and shamisen, the Miko was mostly dancing.
>after that they did a little Q&A
>cont.
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>>721933743
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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>>721937967
>im cringing so hard
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>>721934092
/thread-ing your own post is the true cringe
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>>721933824
dude you just won, that was the best possible outcome to happen in that circumstance(chicc u flirt w/ has bf). you just powered through that shit without giving any fucks.
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>>721938864
>>721937967
I had a colleague that literally looked at his bicedps everytime before he started talking
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>>721935800
Nigga conspiracy
>when u talk to niggas da cawps caynt no wutchu sayin
>we gotta cowde dat shit niga
>
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>>721939099
ok that's just ridiculous
>>721938864
lololol that's not possible, just look at it
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>>721937872
they're sexy faces
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>>721937967
This doesn't count because there's a photographer. And because it's Arnold.
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>>721922323
This fuckwit was elected president
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>>721922323
Some autistic basement dweller was drawing sonic OCs in public
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>>721939456

this fuckwit should be in prision
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>>721936289
>the space kind, not the german kind
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>>721938712

>Any Questions?
>few people raised their hands
>one of them, was a fat ginger with, literally, a Neckbeard, a One Piece shirt and Zip-off Pants.
>you know that kid in class who always knows the answer?
>motherfucker raises his arms like that “pick me, oh pick me“
>all rather “normal questions“ were through and their tourguide had just him left...the room broke out in silent laughter and embarassed headshaking.

>“Have you seen the Geisha Movie?“
>“Do you do stuff like in the Movie?“
>“Do you like Anime?“ (No)
>“What's your favourite Anime?“
>“Can you go out on dates?“
>“Do you like Idol Groups?
>“Who does your kawaii make-up?“
>and so on...

>the White make-up couldn't even hide the embarressment and shame
>old Geisha kinda lost a little contenance
>thanked everyone and sped the hell off.
>Neckbeard went “But I still had questions.“

And I thought to myself, you give people, interested in japanese Culture, the opportunity to witness one od its oldest fragments and someone tramples all over it.
Mind that you don't get to meet Geisha and Miko every day, only for special occasions and hell, even ask them questions... that's a 1:1000 chance.
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>>721939579
All that being said, if any colleges near you have an anime festival, it could be amazing for your self esteem. I'm not exactly a Greek God myself, but compared to a lot of people there I might as well be.
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>>721939405
But he did that at the gym all the time.
Bodybuilders do it, it's ok.
But everything doesn't count if it's Arnold.
He should be president.
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>>721939647
Seems like japan right?

>>721939999
Go
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Had to give this girl a ride one time
>blazed af
>her name was Claudia
>"you ever hear any good puns about your name"
>"no not really..."
>"well I was gonna say the weather been sunny but today it's cloudier"
>"uhhhh right"

Fuckin die inside everytime I think about it.
>>721933824
Nah man, alpha af. She just didn't want to cheat on her bf at the time. Keep that shit up cunt!
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>>721940538
that actually hurted to read
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>>721938572
You're on the internet!
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>>721928423
Mom makes sense, I'm English and I find the use of mum cringe as fuck. "Muther"? We're not Germans
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>>721940538
>blazed af
I think you have a valid excuse here, Anon.
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>>721933392
>>
I put my xbox gamertag in my highschool yearbook and claimed I was "the best" at a certain game as part of my quote.
Cringe to death and this is in writing, in like 500 yearbooks.
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>>721922323
Me
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>>721924492
>anon literally cannot subtract 15 from his current age.
To answer your question OP, this right here.
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>>721941259
>What's the most cringe worthy thing you've seen happen in real life?
>>anon literally cannot subtract 15 from his current age.
>To answer your question OP, this right here.

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
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>>721934910
>>721935032
>>721935800
It's Satire you fucking morons
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>>721932601
witnessed
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>>721924438

>plain clothes cosplay
>complains about not being noticed
>no wig
>sketchers shoes with cosplay

I feel like im in CGL all over again
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>>721932087
which is ironic as the japs have a strong odor themselves

all that high mercury / salt food. Smell them from a mile away
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>>721922323
> be me, 2-3 years back
> standing on my balcony
> 2 nignogs at bus stop on street below, male and female
> he does/says something that puts her in full on chimp mode
> she starts screaming at him, yelling loud about how he has a tiny dick and can't satisfy, how he's too broke to have a chimp like her, etc.
> she storms off toward a different bus stop round the corner
> he stands there for a minute and starts after her like a bitch
> I call down to him "fuck that, no way that bitch is worth taking that kind of shit"
> nignog stops and considers, and recognizes the wisdom from the voice above, as he cannot see me
> he returns to the original bus stop

I only hope he kept clear of that skank
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>talk to this chick for a while
>take her out to a movie
>she comes back to my place
>make out
>squeeze her titties and finger blast her
>she gets nekkid
>i go down on her
>crusty thing comes off her pussy into my mouth
>bonerholocaust.jpg
>my dick couldn't be any more shriveled
>she says, "ok ... your turn now anon..."
>puts my limp ass dick in her mouth
>sucks it for like 5 minutes
>limp as hell because pussy crust is all i can think about
>she stops and we sit in awkward silence forever until she leaves

getting your limp dick sucked is super cringe to be honest families.
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>>721925040

I know people who have suffered for cosplay but they suffer for GOOD photo worthy cosplay.
This nasty garbage isnt worth the sweat, piss, and shit he is putting into it.
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>be me
>5th grade, just moved out of state
>meet kid
>seemscool.jpg
>P.E. time
>skinhead coach makes us line up in groups of 4 and run to the end of the gym and back
>my friend's turn comes up
>its the final stretch
>he hunches over and shoots his arms back
>"soONIIIC!!!"
>mfw he came in first place
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>>721941784
It is, and we continued the satire.
Did you not watch this shit you fucking nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTGQrA5HHIU

that video is actuallu not satire, everyone likes it and the language is still fuckedup
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>>721942539
You helped a man that day anon.
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Not sure if this is just cringe, sad, or both.
>be me early last year in rehearsals for a show
>start talking to the other gamer geek in the show
>a little overweight, but nice face and pretty chill
>we kinda dance around asking each other out for a bit, but finally go on a couple of dates
>after a while, decide to ask him what the fuck we are; couple, friends, makeout buddies?
>"Let's not put a label on it, let's just have fun see where it goes"
>seems fair
>get to know each other better during makeouts and gaming sessions
>he's not open to religion at all, I'm religious, we can't ever talk about it like fucking adults without him going full retard
>at the same time, he keeps getting more and more attached, but after a second conversation, still doesn't want to figure out if we're a thing or not
>not open to something I find important + trying to attach himself to my hip + not even wanting to say we're going anywhere = warning flags
>decide to text him after a while of thinking
>"Hey, we need to talk about this in person, but I think we should just stay friends" in a nutshell
>end up in a local ramen place to talk about it (his choice of location)
>I try be gentle
>"Religion's an important thing for me, and you aren't open to it at all, so this probably really wouldn't work out if we wanted to go further"
>instead of his usual "no label" thing, immediately starts attacking me verbally
>"Anon you're just too scared to let me into your life and open up emotionally"
>wat.jpg
>reiterate myself again
>he realizes I'm serious
>instead of sticking to his guns, getting angry, or even accepting it like an adult, he says
>"Well, I kinda identify with Buddhism, so now you'll stay, right?"
>does he even hear what he's saying?
>get the fuck out of dodge faster than a pedo with kids in the van
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>>721924546
>mfw
>mfw
>mfw
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>>721925097
When you're home alone and someone comes in without knocking
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>>721943036
You probably are cringy af aswell since you get along with a person with such a huge gap, like what the actual fuck

Also, "we can't be together because you don't share my religious thinking"

That sure made me cringe
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>>721927205
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>>721943504
>"we can't be together because you don't share my religious thinking"
That wasn't the problem, it was that I couldn't even mention anything to do with religion or God without him losing his shit and going into a tirade about it.
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>>721928561
lol what a loser
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Oh fuck I had a cringey ass girlfriend in high school. We kissed one time and it was awful.
>be me
>sitting in a dark ass tv room with gf after a movie we watched was over
>just kinda sitting for a few minutes
>time to make my move I guess
>go in for the kiss
>like an aspie she fucking digs her chin into her chests and deflects it with her forehead
>mfw
>a few minutes go by
>she pulls out her iPad
>opens memo
>hands it to me
>"you can do it again if you want"
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>>721936289
>the space kind, not the German kind
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>>721943677
Not to provoke/troll or anything, but couldn't you just not?

Anyway I wouldn't imagine myself being tolerant to an idiot like that that probably thinks he's so over religion, so the whole thing is cringy
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>>721936289
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>>721943036
u grill or gay?
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>>721936289
mfw not the german kind
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>>721943822
Nah, I can understand why you'd think "then just don't". Just imagine saying "oh my God" or "Goddammit" and hearing the loud intake of breath of someone about to start shit over religion AGAIN because you said the dreaded G-word.
That, and his extreme attraction to me, despite wanting to keep things "open and without a label".
>>721943913
I'm grillin'
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>>721943814
Dude, what? How was she your gf if you couldn't even kiss her? What a pair of fucking losers
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>>721922323
>qt crush 'hi anon'
>me 'good how are you?'
Fukin cringe everytime I think of that
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>>721943814
She wasn't wanting you to kiss her on the mouth, anon
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>>721944085
Hum.. ok if you couldn't even say that I understand

How old were both of you btw? just interested
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>>721944176
I don't get it
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>>721944176
Ahaha
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>>721944230
I was 21, he was 24
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