What's the most cringe worthy thing you've seen happen in real life?
I saw a woman yelling at her boyfriend at a bar once she was drunk and flirting with another guy and when he was pulling her away she was yelling out how he couldn't sexually satisfy her. It was bad even the guy she was flirting with felt bad for her bf and was all like "she's drunk bro" I felt bad and could tell the guy was really hurt so there was some truth to it
A kid with aspergers on my work crew slowly developing a crush on another member, and showing it to her in the cringiest of fucking ways. She takes it pretty well, but oh my god, I don't know how.
I once saw a fat weeaboo at a local mall. He was wearing a trenchcoat and had a wooden training sword slung over his shoulder. He looked like he was at least 25-27 years old, probably older, which was the most disturbing thing about it. I thought they kept that kind of faggotry to their bedrooms and various nerd cons, but apparently he was feeling adventurous that day. Unsurprisingly, he then walked into one of those shops that sells all that Warhammer shit.
Yeah she's chill as fuck. Shit like say "hey (crush)! I uh... I wanted to tell you something!"
Crush: "yes (aspie)? What is it :)"
Aspie: "i really, uh... I was thinking about you last night.. and you just... You just make me feel good... Hey, do you uh... Do you want to go watch videos on how to make your own computer?"
Crush: "Sure (aspie)!!! I'd be happy to continue that."
She's legit so nice to him. Pretty sure it consistently makes his day.
Mfw pity love is beautiful.
Saw this dude on the train on my way to work playing Pokemon Go he looked to be I'd say 20 btw he was Asian.
>i really, uh... I was thinking about you last night.. and you just... You just make me feel good... Hey, do you uh... Do you want to go watch videos on how to make your own computer?
That guy is just too smooth.
I see a guy at work almost every day who has worn a fedora/trenchcoat every day for well over a year. One of my female friends who usually goes through men every other month started dating him maybe 2 weeks ago and when i found out i seriously asked her "jesus christ why would you do that"
i've seen a few kids (one was in late teens? other was college aged) with furry tails sticking out of their pants. they weren't doing anything cringy (playing basketball or talking with friends) but i still didn't really understand the need to wear it out in public
>be me idk how many years ago
>larping with sticks and shit in backyard
>car suddenly crashes through gate surrounding yard made of wood
I think somebody took a picture too
>kid in my school used to naruto run with his arms behind his back to the lunch line every day
>everyone would bully this kid since he acted like a huge faggot
>would constantly practice his hand signs for his ninja justsu
>would read manga during class and try and speak japanese
>wore a hidden leaf headband for a few months before someone stole it from him
>one day during PE he got into a confrontation with a large kid named Sergei
>Sergei shoved naruto so hard that he lost balance and went tumbling
>everyone giggled while he stood up with a bright red face
>being a master of genjutsu and ninjutsu he wasn't about to let this shit slide
>he started to scream while making handsigns as quick as he could for a good 20 seconds before doing a flying kick aimed at Sergeis chest
>mfw he barely had to move away to dodge the blow
>mfw he landed on the asphalt scraping his elbow and started crying
>mfw sergei mounted him and got 4 good blows into his face before campus security came
>mfw still jack off to his sobs
Why would you though? Nevermind all the usual not wanting to look like a fag shit, just the sheer lack of practicality in that photo. The ridiculous heat that person must be feeling under there, not to metion they probably can't piss or shit while wearing it unless they want to do it inside the suit. So you'd be wearing an overly hot outfit that you're pouring sweat, piss and shit into. So bad.
she also drew herself with the brave little toaster characters
Had to go to the same venue as an anime convention. Two things being held in the same location.
Cringed pretty much the entire time I was there.
Almost died of laughter and embarrassment in equal measure.
Though the cringiest part was a hand-drawn "brony-con" banner that was slapped over a table manned by two mentally defunct retards. One hugely overweight and about 30, the other a skinny as fuck teenager with severe acne, greasy hair and a "my mum dressed me today" sense of fashion.
No one even went near them.
Oh boy, where do I begin;
>Worked for the company that owns the game Habbo Hotel
>Part of this role included me attending the underage festival in about 2007/8 and also attending "meet the manager" in which Habbo users could meet the staff in person at our London office.
I've seen some shit, dear Anons.
First off, the underage festival;
>Me and my co-worker who I'll call L are hanging around the main tent at the festival.
>Handing out leaflets with little codes on them that give users in-game furniture and stuff.
>Steady away, day is going fine, weather is nice, some shitty pop-rock band are playing in the tent.
>Wild kid comes out of fucking nowhere. Looks about 14/15, his mom is with him.
>"ARE YOU (USERNAME)?"
>I look to L with fear in my eyes, pleading him to stay with me.
>"Anon, C needs me, I better go and sort it, you hand out the rest of these, yeah?"
>Pats me on the shoulder, winks at me and blows a kiss as he walks away.
>I'll get you for this, you cunt.
>Best public relations mode engaged.
"Yeah! That's me! Just call me Anon though. What can I do for you?"
>His mom smiles at me.
>See her expression fucking instantly darken.
>Oh another unban request, no biggy, had a million of those today.
>"LOOK (USERNAME), I NEED UNBANNING NOW"
Well basically anyone talking to a baby like they found something really rare and are suddenly turned into an histerical baby themselves
But what comes to mind is:
>did you know that you have more chances of getting hit in the head by a meteor than winning the lottery?
>(sister) Really? Fuck, I'm never playing the lottery again
My cousin got me and my half sister fedoras to wear at the mall I convinced him not to wear his trench coat and I "forgot" my hat in the car. I left a link to a fedora cringe video on his computer tho
Even as a cringe, it's still a girl and some guy out there is more than willing to bang her and marry her and find her sonic obsession to be quirky
Guy in the same boat has no chance for any of that. Feminism is absolute horse shit
>here we go
"Sorry! I can't handle that, it's not my department, I work in community, but if you open a ticket with support I can put in a word for you if you leave me your userna-"
>"NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!! MOM!!!"
>I actually almost fucking shit myself, it was so fucking loud.
>His dear, sweet, mother just gives me an apologetic look while trying to talk her son down, tells him to stop making a scene and apologise.
>"I'M FUCKING SICK OF THIIIIIIS ARRRGHHHHH! YOU'RE JUST LIKE THEM!"
>Starts stamping his feet and jumping up and down, shoves his mom away from him and everything.
>His mom is crying at this point
>He obviously does this shit a lot
>I put my hands up in mock defense and try to apologise
>Starts making an even bigger scene to the point where other kids start gathering to watch the fucking spectacular performance he is putting on.
She's a bit of a whore yea. Only 22 and has a son the whole time i've known her she's never had a boyfriend for more than 4 months without cheating on them which is the reason why i've never wanted to date her. I should feel bad because his grandfather AND aunt work with us so when she eventually does leave him it's going to be a shitshow. Part of me wants to warn him but i'm sitting at about 80% "fuck it it'll be fun to watch"
warhammer isn't shit but the image of that guy walking around a mall with a bokken and trenchcoat is hilarious
>One kid in the crowd who I will call Habbro steps forward and tells him to calm down, and that I'm trying my best to help him.
>Habbro is obviously a Habbo nerd and tries to explain the logic in why I can't help him.
>Foolish Habbro, you've only done more damage. Logic doesn't apply to potatoes.
>Autist kid is shaking with rage.
"Look guys, how about I get some more credit codes for you all, and we can go back to the party, huh? Sound good?"
>Audible "yay's" from the other kids, autist kid turns around and begins to walk away with his mom, I hand her a few leaflets with codes on for the kid, she thanks me.
>thought that this was the end of it, I begin to escort the other kids back to the tent so they can have fun and shit.
>I thought wrong.
>So very, very fucking wrong.
Na i'm not jealous i always enjoy watching her new boyfriends fail. But to be fair it's gotten to the point where i don't even try to converse with them anymore because i know that in a month they'll be a new one so there's really no point.
include me in the screencap pls
>implying he ever gets to lay a finger on them
So this is a story my friend told me, since he has more weaabo friends.
>Hang with losers, one of 'em is a girl
>So weeabo she goes by animu name, let's say Kaoru.
>College has, apparently, some sort of stupid show and tell class because obviously you're paying through the ass to go to show and tell class.
>She brings her wallhanger Katana. I paraphrase:
"This is (random weeabo name for a sword), my katana. It is a deadly weapon that can cut almost anything. It's steel has been folded over a hundred times. Old warriors were not supposed to draw them without taking a life. I haven't killed anyone with it yet, but maybe I will soon".
This happened at college, I repeat.
>Oh my fucking God, what the fuck.
>Habbro was walking alongside me back to the tent while the other kids headed back, forgot to mention this bit.
>We both turn around.
>Autist comes charging at full throttle towards me and Habbro while screaming some shit about how he lost all of his hcs.
>Sorry kid, I don't get paid enough for this shit.
>Habbro turns around to run, and before I can step between them, the autist pounces on him like a fucking leopard and wraps his arms and legs around him trying to constrict him like a fucking cobra while crying and shouting.
>my fucking face when.
>Habbro is rolling around trying to get free while I just look in utter bewilderment.
>Eventually I manage to pull them apart, Habbro kicks him in the face as I yank them off of each other and busts his nose.
>His mother doesn't say shit at this stage, she just takes him home after being escorted out by security.
>Habbro escapes more or less unscathed and I give him a shoebox full of Habbo credit codes, and a shit load of promotional merch before thanking him and sending him back off to the party.
>Such is the life in the day of a Habbo staff member.
I've posted some of my other stories on /b/ and /x/ in the past for those who are interested. Search for "Habboanon" in one of the chan archives if you wanna read more.
Will post more shit if the interest is here.
>Have spanish teacher going through divorce.
>In class everyone is on computer doing paperwork.
>Other teacher comes in and says she needs to use my computer.
>Hamplanet spanish teacher hobbles over, and unloads about hubby not paying child support and she can't feed her kids on teacher salary.
>Other teacher leaves, Hamplanet grabs my wrist and is mumble crying.
>I leave and go to bathroom for rest of period.
>6 weeks or so later hamplanet gets stuck in student desk.
>Stays there till class is over.
>End of semester teacher announces she's leaving
>Asshole says "maybe well get a skinny one this time"
>Cries, and mumbles unintelligibly for rest of class.
>Never see again.
Was actually closer to a "MAM," but I say "mom" out of habit because I've been around Canadians for fucking years.
Phoneposting. It's a hard kinda life, Anon. Not sure what the c/ limit is on posts until I submit.
Nope, threw out his username the instant he went full potatoe and attacked Habbro.
Probably worth mentioning as well
>He never got unbanned.
Hell yeah, nigga, more!
This guys tattoos
...i haven't seent anything to really make me cringe in a few weeks
Yes, a lot of it.
A female Habbo user actually stalked me for a few years, and even went as far as travelling over seas to show up at my house after finding my address from some leaked company documents. Story is out there somewhere, I'd repost it, but I don't have the cap handy, and it's off-topic.
In college, I was in a video game club. It was mostly made up of quiet nerds and weebs. Everyone was pretty cool and shit was chill.
Then there was Ken. Everyone called him Kengar because he wore a Gengar hat all the time. Now that I think about it, I think he only got the hat after people started calling him that, like he was looking for approval or something. He's hyperactive, doesn't know when to shut up, and no one likes him. He has zero filter.
Anyway, one evening the club was in full swing, we had about 80-90 people in the room with a bunch of 360s, PS3s, Xbones, PS4s, but the main thing everyone loved to play was 8 player Smash on the Wii U. The house rules normally used was 3 lives with no items so it would go pretty quickly.
So Kengar is one of two players left alongside a little Asian girl. As he beat her, he got right in her face and yelled, "OH FUCK, YOU JUST GOT RAPED" in front of her boyfriend and about 20 other people, not to mention the 70 or so other people in the room that heard it. Girl starts crying. Idk but it seemed like there was something deeper behind it.
It's like in movies where you hear the record scratch and everyone looks at him. The girl's bf is foaming at the mouth and the president of the club nearly pulls off his elbow while he pulls him to the side to tell him it's not ok.
This isn't the only incident. He almost got beat up by an entire sorority.
Doubly funny, since the Japanese they idolise are extremely clean and particularly sensitive to odours. If these weebs were to actually come to Japan, some little old little lady on some far-flung island off Okinawa would be asking herself "What the fuck is that smell?" even before the gross weebs stepped off the plane at Tokyo.
>Have an hour gap between lunch and a class that happens to be in performance art building
>Eat downstairs and hang out with my laptop while theater students- the cringiest, loudest, most attention whoring children ever- go about their business around me
>Invest in good headphones just so I don't have to listen to them
>One actual, real-life fedorian in particular is always following around this uptight cunt who talks down to him like he's her butler
>One day she trips right in front of me and absolutely busts her ass on the floor
>I jump up to help her, even though she seems like a huge bitch
>Fedorian comes running down the hall out of nowhere like fucking Kenyan Batman
>Literally rips her out of my hands, glaring at me and ignoring her while she tells him to let go
>He sits her down in a chair across from me and she starts whining about ankle, suddenly eating up the attention
>Says she can't walk in her heels now
>Fedora runs away to go get her shoes while she yells at him to stop
>She sits across from me in silence for a few minutes, dicking around her her phone
>Fedora returns, apologizing that he can't find shoes for her
>She keeps telling him that it's fine, practically begging him to just go to class without her
>He literally picks her up while she kicks around, telling him to stop, nearly falling over himself
>Heads down the hall while struggling to keep hold of her
>She rolls her eyes hard and looks like she's about to fucking cry
>Last I see of her she's on her phone again and he's stumbling away like he's about to collapse
It was a soul-deep cringe, that one. I'm also about 90% certain that girl was FWB with at least two of my friends at that time, so it's not even like you had to earn that pussy.
Dunno', definitely my nopest moment working there though. I'll never ever get over that one. Never.
That's the one.
Tomorrow - I'll repost the old stories and write up a bunch of new ones that I haven't told yet.
True, I still find it hard to not feel for her though. She had that 1000 yard stare thing going on.
It's 05:45am, I need to sleep before I die. Been working solid for the past two days on something, and I don't have the steam for it tonight.
I'll make a "tales in the life of a Habbo staff member" thread tomorrow or something. Trust me, I have enough stories to fill a thread tenfold. Several spaghetti and autism stories, a few office bants ones, a few pedo-scandal ones, and even some spooky/unexplainable ones.
Here you go. Go ahead and call him a boss you fags he is pure cringe
>True, I still find it hard to not feel for her though. She had that 1000 yard stare thing going on.
I get it and to be fair I'd probably feel that way to an extent, too. But let's be honest: If she just gave that kid a hiding now and then he probably wouldn't be as much of a cunt.
>tfw even the most masculine act ever still makes you look like a moronic pussy
>hitting on younger girl
>she's into it
>go out back, make out, reach under her top to play with her breasts
>start to say
>"I want to have sex with you"
>but also wondering "is she legal? that would be like.. molest or whatever"
>mix those up between thinking and saying end up with:
>say "I want to Molest you"
>her: what the fuck?
>she stomps back inside
cringe enough for you?
The first time i ever went to the gym i was about 14 years old. I was in jeans and a t shirt. I walked into the dungeon weight room and proceeded to take my shirt off. I was also drinking a coke at the time. I set my coke down on a bench, shirtless in jeans, and proceeded to lift weights for about 10 minutes while smiling at people and looking them right in the face and nodding. They all looked incredibly mad. I had hair down to my shoulders. About once a month i remember this moment and i almost die inside.
>Be me at college
>Cute chick in math class always sits next to me
>Help her with shit
>One day decide fuck it, I'm going to ask her out
>Professor lets me out of class early cause I finished everything
>Wait around looking at phone
>qt comes out of math class and walks by me on her way to her car
>Start talking to her
>Shitty small talk
>Get to her car and ask her what she's doing this weekend
>Smiles and asks why?
>Just smile and shrug, say, "Want to hang out?"
>She laughs and says, "Sorry I have a boyfriend."
>Tells me thank you for asking though
>Tell each other have a good weekend
>MFW I'm a fucking beta faggot who can't talk to chicks
Not a pasta, but I'm sure there's more like him around the globe. He said he comes from a really religious family (he wears a cross and apparently goes to church by himself on Sundays even though his family wouldn't know cause he's hundreds of miles away), and in the past I've met some children of religious families either had something like ADHD or a tic or speech impediment that could be easily fixed, but they chose to ignore it as it's 'god's will' or they just refused to believe they had a 'broken' child. God help those he goes to church with. He invited me once.
I think he has ADHD. You can't keep his attention for more than 20 seconds unless you were made by Nintendo.
The sorority story is pretty much the same, except the club was running a Smash tournament for a sorority (they did a lot of inter club stuff to help other groups at the school), and even though this event was clearly for the sorority, he complained until they let him in.
First bracket, like literally the first game of the entire tournament was him and a sorority girl. They play, he wins, he once again shouts "YOU GOT RAPED!"
Remember, this room is filled with about 40 strong girls, all of whom exercise and participate in sports (some look like stronk Soviet women straight from the collective farm), and all of whom are VERY supportive of feminism and women's rights. I've never seen so many dirty looks at once. Same thing. Room quiets, pin drops could be heard, and the president has to once again make sure that his body isn't found in a creek by morning, as some were starting to walk towards him very aggressively.
I've got one about him at an anime convention hosted by the school's anime club, but that's gonna take time to type out.
>always play same cringy card when it's a girl I've never talked to
>walk up to girl "Hey, so I get you're busy so if this is awkward, we can just drop this and reset; whatever you want, but do you have a boyfriend?"
>response is y/n, always look for rings ahead of time to save yourself trouble
>if y, literally just "give me your number!"
Yeah, no tact or skill about it whatsoever when I'm meeting a woman in person instead of online (damn you online dating for doing this to me, but got shit tons of nudes so fair enough) but it's never not worked. Just gotta have enough confidence to speak two sentences, make sure you do it right before you have to leave or something, and then you can text her which is significantly easier to figure out what you want and formulate answers not on the fly. Also women are way more comfortable being openly flirty faster than usual the second you get their snapchat, so that's a good strategy as well. Good luck anon
my entire life prior to me turning 19. I just had a turning point and chose to change my life and way of thinking. Don't think I'll ever go back to being an autist if I can help. I've even had a normal girlfriend and everything.
Pros: She's probably into some kinky shit
Cons: She's also probably a little crazy too. and not in the usual bat shit break stuff and scream kind of way. like an emotionally disturbed child kind of way.
It is hard to say whether it was the shirt being taken off or the coke or the ten minutes of smug lifting very tiny weights. I think it is all together the sheer amount of pure cocky teenage ignorance that gets me
It's okay, everyone has done something gross like that, especially when young. At least your story is funny. Its purpose serves to keep you from making the same mistakes today.
One time I shit myself in a dentists office waiting room and refused to get up until I left. There was probably a shit stain on the chair, I just ran out and didn't look back.
LOL that's great. And it agree. I laugh and cringe about it all the time. Honestly i have done so much cringy shit nothing really bothers me anymore. Like even now when i go to the gym i bet there is some big motherfucker like " what the shit is he doing?!"
nah you did it anyways which is pretty alpha.
im having shitty small talk cringe with this chick who works at a cafe i go to during my lunch breaks. idk what it is but i always leave thinking of how much our small talk could've been better.
So, once a year the anime club at my school hosts this big anime convention all over campus. I think somewhere around 2,000 people come from the school and around the county, it's so damn huge (for a college club).
Most people who go to this have a good idea of what cosplay fits their bodies. I'm not really into anime, so I was hanging with my friends who do, dressed as a Stormtrooper (the space kind not the German kind). You've got the fat chicks in ill-fitting Attack on Titan uniforms, the skinny girls who think they're hot dressed up as Yoko, but they're either skinnyfat, or look like they just got sprung out of a concentration camp, the future wizards kitted out in 100% home made chain mail, the neckbeard guys wearing Japanese school uniforms and eyeliner, highschoolers in anime garb there with their confused parents wearing John Deere and sports team garb, ect.
Nobody looks perfect, but they at least have an idea of what they should and should not wear.
Not Kengar though.
As we hang out in the merch room, we see him walk in wearing a blue bikini top and hot pants, along with his dirty Nike trainers, fingerless gloves, and an extremely ratty black wig.
There are things man was not meant to witness, and this was one of them.
He's a fucking manlet with a chest hairier then the floor of a barber shop. It was almost enough to make the bikini top blend in. And it left nothing to the imagination. Nothing.
It was like the parting of the Red Sea as he walked through. People actively got out of his way, and no one wanted to talk to him. The poor merch sellers didn't have a choice. Eventually he got asked to leave by convention staff because several people had made complaints about his cosplay.
Need i say more. Even dubs agrees. Check em.
I'd buy him a one way ticket to the bone zone
I would giggle to myself. Maybe sneak a picture. Then go back to working out and think nothing of it. If I was in a bad mood i might as him if he was training for a competition ( as you will see massive dudes flexing shirtless in front of a mirror at times)
>my coworker who we'll call L
I was chatting up some lady at a bar because she was milfy and wanted to buy weed. Suddenly her Eastern European BF returns to grab her by the hair and pull her out of the building. Security stops me from getting involved, I say fuck it and go home.
Oh I have a pretty good one on Weeaboos.
I travel a lot to Japan, since I study Shamisen and do some shit for a shamisen vendor based in Europe.(Transportation, Customs and Stuff, since the Instrument has Animal parts.) I've seen some shit.
>2013, be 21
>stay in Kyoto with GF for a few days, because of repair etc.
>merchant is s cool guy, worked a few times with him
>his daughter is a “Miko“ a Geisha in Training.
>played that evening in a Hotel for a bunch of tourists, asked if we want to check it out too.
>so we went, and there was the old wrinkled Geisha (around her 70s I guess) and the craftsmans daughter surrounded by a bunch of german tourists.
>they played a few songs on the Koto and shamisen, the Miko was mostly dancing.
>after that they did a little Q&A
ok that's just ridiculous
lololol that's not possible, just look at it
this fuckwit should be in prision
>the space kind, not the german kind
>few people raised their hands
>one of them, was a fat ginger with, literally, a Neckbeard, a One Piece shirt and Zip-off Pants.
>you know that kid in class who always knows the answer?
>motherfucker raises his arms like that “pick me, oh pick me“
>all rather “normal questions“ were through and their tourguide had just him left...the room broke out in silent laughter and embarassed headshaking.
>“Have you seen the Geisha Movie?“
>“Do you do stuff like in the Movie?“
>“Do you like Anime?“ (No)
>“What's your favourite Anime?“
>“Can you go out on dates?“
>“Do you like Idol Groups?
>“Who does your kawaii make-up?“
>and so on...
>the White make-up couldn't even hide the embarressment and shame
>old Geisha kinda lost a little contenance
>thanked everyone and sped the hell off.
>Neckbeard went “But I still had questions.“
And I thought to myself, you give people, interested in japanese Culture, the opportunity to witness one od its oldest fragments and someone tramples all over it.
Mind that you don't get to meet Geisha and Miko every day, only for special occasions and hell, even ask them questions... that's a 1:1000 chance.
All that being said, if any colleges near you have an anime festival, it could be amazing for your self esteem. I'm not exactly a Greek God myself, but compared to a lot of people there I might as well be.
Had to give this girl a ride one time
>her name was Claudia
>"you ever hear any good puns about your name"
>"no not really..."
>"well I was gonna say the weather been sunny but today it's cloudier"
Fuckin die inside everytime I think about it.
Nah man, alpha af. She just didn't want to cheat on her bf at the time. Keep that shit up cunt!
>What's the most cringe worthy thing you've seen happen in real life?
>>anon literally cannot subtract 15 from his current age.
>To answer your question OP, this right here.
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
> be me, 2-3 years back
> standing on my balcony
> 2 nignogs at bus stop on street below, male and female
> he does/says something that puts her in full on chimp mode
> she starts screaming at him, yelling loud about how he has a tiny dick and can't satisfy, how he's too broke to have a chimp like her, etc.
> she storms off toward a different bus stop round the corner
> he stands there for a minute and starts after her like a bitch
> I call down to him "fuck that, no way that bitch is worth taking that kind of shit"
> nignog stops and considers, and recognizes the wisdom from the voice above, as he cannot see me
> he returns to the original bus stop
I only hope he kept clear of that skank
>talk to this chick for a while
>take her out to a movie
>she comes back to my place
>squeeze her titties and finger blast her
>she gets nekkid
>i go down on her
>crusty thing comes off her pussy into my mouth
>my dick couldn't be any more shriveled
>she says, "ok ... your turn now anon..."
>puts my limp ass dick in her mouth
>sucks it for like 5 minutes
>limp as hell because pussy crust is all i can think about
>she stops and we sit in awkward silence forever until she leaves
getting your limp dick sucked is super cringe to be honest families.
>5th grade, just moved out of state
>skinhead coach makes us line up in groups of 4 and run to the end of the gym and back
>my friend's turn comes up
>its the final stretch
>he hunches over and shoots his arms back
>mfw he came in first place
It is, and we continued the satire.
Did you not watch this shit you fucking nigger
that video is actuallu not satire, everyone likes it and the language is still fuckedup
Not sure if this is just cringe, sad, or both.
>be me early last year in rehearsals for a show
>start talking to the other gamer geek in the show
>a little overweight, but nice face and pretty chill
>we kinda dance around asking each other out for a bit, but finally go on a couple of dates
>after a while, decide to ask him what the fuck we are; couple, friends, makeout buddies?
>"Let's not put a label on it, let's just have fun see where it goes"
>get to know each other better during makeouts and gaming sessions
>he's not open to religion at all, I'm religious, we can't ever talk about it like fucking adults without him going full retard
>at the same time, he keeps getting more and more attached, but after a second conversation, still doesn't want to figure out if we're a thing or not
>not open to something I find important + trying to attach himself to my hip + not even wanting to say we're going anywhere = warning flags
>decide to text him after a while of thinking
>"Hey, we need to talk about this in person, but I think we should just stay friends" in a nutshell
>end up in a local ramen place to talk about it (his choice of location)
>I try be gentle
>"Religion's an important thing for me, and you aren't open to it at all, so this probably really wouldn't work out if we wanted to go further"
>instead of his usual "no label" thing, immediately starts attacking me verbally
>"Anon you're just too scared to let me into your life and open up emotionally"
>reiterate myself again
>he realizes I'm serious
>instead of sticking to his guns, getting angry, or even accepting it like an adult, he says
>"Well, I kinda identify with Buddhism, so now you'll stay, right?"
>does he even hear what he's saying?
>get the fuck out of dodge faster than a pedo with kids in the van
You probably are cringy af aswell since you get along with a person with such a huge gap, like what the actual fuck
Also, "we can't be together because you don't share my religious thinking"
That sure made me cringe
>"we can't be together because you don't share my religious thinking"
That wasn't the problem, it was that I couldn't even mention anything to do with religion or God without him losing his shit and going into a tirade about it.
Oh fuck I had a cringey ass girlfriend in high school. We kissed one time and it was awful.
>sitting in a dark ass tv room with gf after a movie we watched was over
>just kinda sitting for a few minutes
>time to make my move I guess
>go in for the kiss
>like an aspie she fucking digs her chin into her chests and deflects it with her forehead
>a few minutes go by
>she pulls out her iPad
>hands it to me
>"you can do it again if you want"
Not to provoke/troll or anything, but couldn't you just not?
Anyway I wouldn't imagine myself being tolerant to an idiot like that that probably thinks he's so over religion, so the whole thing is cringy
Nah, I can understand why you'd think "then just don't". Just imagine saying "oh my God" or "Goddammit" and hearing the loud intake of breath of someone about to start shit over religion AGAIN because you said the dreaded G-word.
That, and his extreme attraction to me, despite wanting to keep things "open and without a label".