how would you punish a student sleeping in you're class

>>721898976
send them home so they can go to sleep

>>721898976
Just let them sleep, and put a "Good Job!" on their failed tests.

>>721898976
I'd let em sleep. If they're asleep in the first place, they wont care about the class anymore if they were awake

>>721898976
I'd send them to the infirmary to take a nap, because anime is real. Thanks Trump

>>721898976

send them home and tell them never to come back, since that's rude as fuck to have some little shit kid tune out knowledge GIVEN to them.

how does it feel to talk and talk to someone, only to find out they've been covertly texting on their phone the whole time.

rude. if i were a professor and some kid slept on a regular basis in my class, yeah, i'd send the fucker home. not interested or listening---gtfo

>>721899757
Jadedd juh-juh jadeddd

My teacher would have everyone leave the room, then turn out the lights and throw an eraser at the chalkboard, shaming and traumatizing the student for life.

He was a real scumbag.

murica, where people's first inclination is to punish

I would give green light to all the other students who want to write something on his/her face and then later ask the student to solve a problem or read a text to the class.

>>721898976
I give them one warning. Everybody gets one warning.

If they don't need that warning, I look to their class leader or the administration to take care of it, usually by forcing them to stand-up when not performing class exercises.

>>721898976
Make note of it, then when it comes to final grades, if they are a borderline grade. Guess who is not getting bumped up

>>721900182

And then rape them. You can rape them in front of everyone. As a teacher you can literally do anything that you want. Above the law.

Ten weeks in the torture cave

Slam a book on the desk

meh i sleep everytime in class and they dont judge me

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>>721898976

I am a teacher.

Punishing them is stupid. A lot of kids don't get home until late and the stupid language arts and math teachers load them down with ridiculous amounts of homework.

I just make them go get some water and stand up for a sec.

Sometimes we prank them by setting an alarm on the computer, and veeeeeeeery quietly sneaking into the hallway and wait for the fun. But that only worked once.

>>721898976

Tickle fight.

>>721898976
i had a teacher once that would take the heavy textbook and throw it down on the desk next to em. Id imagine thats a pretty scary way to wake up. Also in college in a big-ass lecture I've seen professors stop lecturing to point out the sleeping person and ask someone to wake them up. That would be pretty embarrassing in a lecture of 50 people to have em all looking at you and some stranger waking you up.

>>721900258

Lol you're the douche teacher that gets tacks put on their chairs

>>721898976
fart in her face

>>721898976
>Fart in their face.
>Call them a disgrace.
>Wafting my stink all over the place.

Don't people learn better subconsciously? So if they're sleeping your subconscious learns what it's hearing. That's learning on a very deep level.

>>721900650
/thread

Sexual blackmail.

>>721898976
If you write your, you probably shouldn't be a teacher and be punished instead

I wouldn't. Talk to them after class to see what's up, sure. Punish, no. If a kid is so tired they're falling asleep in class, that indicates to me things aren't so peachy back at the homestead.

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>>721899182

>>721898976
I'd punish myself for leading such a boring class.
The best teachers in school found a way to make learning interesting.

>>721900116
My teacher did that with us in the class. The kid didnt wake up

He shouted the kids name

He didnt wake up

Nudged him

He didnt wake up

Teacher got super worried the kid was dead

Kid wakes up slowly

Yeah turns out he hadnt slept in 3 days cause his mom was dying.

Fuck school

Ill kill alllllllllllll you mamma fugga beaches

>>721901712
zozzle

>>721900258
Luckily you werent my teacher. I would have gone full columbine on your nigger ass then go after your family. Id rape your kids and wife to death while telling them its their fault for being evil ebough to love you. Then i post the video for the world to see

>>721898976
Dick her ear

>>721901929
kid detected

>>721900916
Id feel bad for the guy and offer anenergy drink.

Eh i guess im just a better person and deserve all the sex while they cry for being shit dick cuntcocking losers waking up a dude thats gonna fall asleep at the wheel and kill 20 people in a pileup

Eh i guess im just superior to other people and you should bow down to me as your new god

Fog horn.

>>721898976
Go over particularly important material that I know for a fact will be an upcoming test.

If the student is a good one, they'll end up reviewing the powerpoints/handouts/homework/etc. and will expect it anyway.

If the student is lousy, well, it helps thin the heard, academic-wise.

>>721900976

Nah. People respect you when you respect them back and they see there's a mutual understanding.

Students are in class to perform a service. It is their job to do so. My job is to provide that service. A student who inhibits training in any fashion for anyone else is providing a disservice to those around them.

So they can stand-up or take a thermogenic or get some coffee. If I can lecture for 7 hours a day on 4-5 hours of sleep during my course, they can stay up for it.


>>721901935

Whatever edgelord. You got your warning. That's at least fair. Respect is a two-way street.

Depends on if the administration is on my ass about punishing these kids or making sure they pass or shit like that. If not, fuck it. If they're not a distraction when they're asleep, like they don't snore or anything, then I say let them. Who does it hurt?

>>721900177
So fucking true

class bukkake session

>>721898976
Slap their shit, get fired, get a good paying job.

I remember a kid punched my history teacher in his face for startling him awake.

Old mr saggy balls was an ex marine and it didn't go well for the kid. Ended up breaking the kids nose restraining him. Kid got in trouble but not the teacher.

>>721898976
I'd first teach you how to use your and you're

>>721900899
>I just make them go get some water and stand up for a sec.

You're a great teacher. This is what my teachers do when I fall asleep in class. And it's not because I disrespect them because we have a good relationship, but they know I physically couldn't stay awake.

Americans just want to punish everyone. I'm so glad I live in England.

>>721902905
This

>>721902827
Good reply

Not be such a boring ass teacher kids are falling asleep.

I'd structure my classes so they're having fun and learning, making a miniature meth lad, chemical structure of heroine, balloon frogs

Tired ass teachers get tired ass students.

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Why don´t you share your dream with us?

>>721903085

That's true. We're sadists and retrogressive.

>>721900650
Why did it take so long for the r word to come up? Fucking /b/

>>721898976
Take a big load in their mouth and piss on them so they wake up it huge pile of shit in their mouth and drenched in piss.

>>721899757

It's not being given to them, you dumb fuck. They pay you for your service. It's your job to educate them, not read an instruction manual out loud.

>>721903409

Wow and they wouldn't wake up until afterwards. You fucking retard.

>>721903267
>meth lad
>heroine

Yeah you'd make a great teacher

i would probably let them sleep, but later offer the student some 1on1 time if i have it, do everything i can to make the class easy to pass and still retain some of the information. if they were indifferent towards my offers, i would just continue to grade them fairly based on the work turned in. if they snore though i would have to send them to the office, but i tell him its only because he snores.

Whisper rape in their ear and when they wake up from having nightmares I would kick them out for yelling in my class.

>>721898976
>you're

>>721901935
Whoaaaaaa edgy m8

>>721903670
It usually works for me.

>>721898976
smack the desk with a yardstick. waked the right the fuck up. my teacher used to do that to the kid who always dozed off necxt to me. funny shit, they wake right up

I dont see why this is punished. I'd let the kid sleep and tell the other students not to pay it any attention if they started noticing. Then after class ask the student if they're okay & find out why they're tired

>>721898976

Smear poop under their nose.

Student is now known as Shitler.

>>721904083

That would never work. You're LYING!

>>721904172

Wow, what a genius.

>>721903267
I've never once fallen asleep because the lesson is boring.

I've fallen asleep at least a dozen times because I'm tired.

That's it. That's all there is to it. Kid's are tired. They aren't sleeping enough. That's the problem we need to tackle.

>>721904245
You'd be a good teacher

>>721904172
You'd be a cunt

This is the right way to go about it >>721904245

>>721898976
Rape

>>721898976
1. evacuate the class, except for the sleepyheads.
2. RELEASE THE BEES

>>721904609
finally

>>721901341
You're a good person anon.

>>721898976
I'd teach them the difference between your and you're

>>721902982
A fellow oldfag, remembering when teachers were allowed to use reasonable actions against a student.

I member a history teacher threatening to chain us up and lock us in the closet if we caused too much trouble. Even the most hard-acting fuck didn't want to test him.

>>721902905
You got a chuckle

>>721898976
The same way my teacher used to. Make you sit on a one-legged stool for the rest of the class.

Trust me, it works.

>>721904975

Literally torturing children

>>721904975
even better, turn the stool upside down

>>721903392
>r word
Flanders?

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>>721905114
Pussy...

Back when I was in school I got knocked in the fuckin mouth for cussing in class.

>>721902514

You're the one Pink Floyd sang about

>>721905114
>torturing
This word is tossed around too much to mean anything anymore. It used to be called disciplining, but not in today's precious snowflake world.

>>721905573

How is it different from putting someone in a pillory.

>>721900916
I had a physics teacher for GCSE that did this to me. He was a real cunt. I got an A*m out of spite because he insisted I would fail. Then he got fired for fucking one of the teaching assistants in the supply room.

>>721905573
authoritative figures should be respected not feared. Teaching kids that violence is the answer to conflict is how they turn into thug niggers

>>721902514
>If I can lecture for 7 hours a day on 4-5 hours of sleep during my course, they can stay up for it.
That's not really a fair statement. If you're lecturing, you're at least doing something and unlikely to spontaneously fall unconscious while talking. Students on the other hand always have to sit at a desk and listen, which can potentially be hypnotic to the listener.

Walk up next to them and drop an unabridged dictionary flat on the floor from head height.

>>721905686
>>721905888
Embarrassment, violence, and discipline are not the same thing.

>>721906175

Your mother is a whore.

>>721906175
>It used to be called disciplining
wasn't long ago that corporal punishment was standard. That is violence

>>721899757
Teacher spotted

>>721903618

let's say you're the professor. or hey, better yet, what if from now on nobody listened to you after i stop typing? imagine what it would be like to talk in a room with no windows or doors by yourself? i'm pretty sure you have "valuable" things to say, but nobody hears you, because you defended a hypothetical sleeping twit over the web. did you get caught sleeping in class one too many times? or does nobody listen to you in real life because you don't need vocal chords to be on 4chan?

>>721906415
>corporal punishment
So just give up there and don't bother trying anything else at all because it will never work and will obviously be violent. Ok

>>721898976
I would punish a student who writes "in you're class"

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>mfw everyone's response to this on /b/ would drive a kid to shoot up his entire school

>>721906649
I have no idea what your point is. If you could reiterate with less sarcasm please.

>>721906816
my point is discipline != violence.

Although, whether it is the teacher's job to even give a crap if the kid is passing out in class is a better question.

>>721907002
when you say shit like "the good ol' days" you're moving back to the days of corporal punishment. That was my point.
Of course the teacher should, it's their job to ensure that the children aren't having problems at home, etc. They might not have to offer support but they are there to identify it

>>721902982
KILL KILL KILL RAPE BURN MURDER ARRRRRRRGGGHHHHGGGGG ILL FUCK HIS SHITCOCK WITH CUNTDAMNS FOR SHITFARTS PITDICK FUCKSHLONG

Seriously NO MOAR NOW NOA NO MORE NOW KILL HURT HIRT HURT PAIN TORTURE. NEED TO NEED TO NEED NEED KILL WANT KILL NOW HAVE TO MAKE EXAMPLE BY MAKING THEM EAT THEIR OWN BABIES THEN EAT THEIR OWN BODY TO DESTH WGILE I RAPE THEM WITH TGINGS THEY'RE ALLERGIC TO AND MAKE THEM SUCK THEIR OWB SEVERED DICK THEN U TELL THEM I KEEP THEIR DAUGHTRR FOR LIFELONG RAPE PAIN TUEM FOR ME GOOD SOYOU EVIL GET BAD TIEMZ FOR BAD PERSONS NOW WILL EAT THEIR SOULBE PAIN FOR THEM LONG NOW FOR GOOD EVIL KILL NOW YEEESSSSS JIZZING JIIZZING FOR GOOD PAINZ RAINBOW JIZZ FEEL SO GOOD SO GOOD MAKE PAIN FOR BAD NOW

>>721907734
>when you say shit like "the good ol' days"
I never said that, nor was I trying to imply that is what should be used. You're just reading too much into things.

what about those knuckle headed kids that clearly have a bad home life and want to stoop the kids down in schools down to their level?

wat do with them?

i tried leveling with them and be "the nice cop" in the school and it works for some but the Michaels in the school just want to see the world burn.

wat do /b/ wat do

>>721898976
I'd call child services

>>721908114
boards.4chan.org/r9k
>>721908159
you're retarded, the same law banned corporal punishment that banned the shit you're talking about you fucking idiot. It's the same era

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>>721898976

Let students write on them while my back is turnef

party rules apply anywhere

>>721906505
Ok im going to go back to school and go 3 days without sleep. When i stat awake in your class ill fall asleep on the way home and hope i fall asleep and kill your family in a car crash

Then you realize i killed your family cause you kept me awake and it will ruin your life

You'll fall into deep depression and start doing crack.

Ill call you every day to remind you that YOU MADE ME KILL YOYR FAMILY YOY HORRIBLE NAZI PRICK

YOU KILLED YOUR FAMILY
YOU KILLED YOUR FAMILY
YOU KILLED YOUR FAMILY
YOU KILLED YOUR FAMILY

Then when you kill yourself ill go to your grave and vandalize it with

He was an evil cockhole that got his family killed

Id devote my life to spreading the legacy of your shittyness

>>721898976

No, I'd get them a pillow and a copy of that's days notes.

>>721899757
>triggered teacher
Kek

>>721908185
I believe that you should always try the nice and compassionate approach first

That being said, there's only so much time you can devote to one kid to the detriment of the others. I'd accept him as a lost cause and throw the book at him

After he has been unresponsive to compassion, of course

>>721906505

It looks like you fell asleep during grammar class. Of course you don't hand the sleeping individual a pillow. I've never fallen asleep during a class so that's why I figure there must be a reason he fell asleep while you immediately jump to the conclusion that he cares about you so little he thinks he can just go to sleep. You probably feel this way because you have low self-esteem and therefore the worst explanation must be the correct one.

>>721908659
>I am 13

>>721898976
rape

>>721903057
>I'd first teach you how to use your and you're
underrated post

>>721904681
beads?

>>721908297
>corporal punishment
holy shit, are you really this retarded? fuck off already, I'm not going over this again with you. Come back after learning reading comprehension.

>>721908819
>I'd accept him as a lost cause
I work as a TA in a school for troubled youths
its okay, most kids are manageable and even fun to be around, but others..

yea they are a lost cause, but they literally hit rock bottom when they come to these kinds of schools and we have to deal with their bullshit.

I always take the compassionate route first but these kids respect a street fight because thats what they grew up with.
Not that it bothers me... i grew up in a ghetto and can handle myself but the kids know you cant really do much.

but im new; about a year doing this. I'm sure ill figure something out.

>>721905252
Took the words right out of my mouth

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>>721909346
>actually getting this triggered

I've haven't been as angry as that since I was 16

Knowing me, I'd either let them be, or subtly wake them and crack a joke ("drink too much last night?")

>>721898976
No. I used to sleep in class all the time and got good grades anyway. I would just assume the kid was as much of a badass as I was.

My history teacher in high school would get everyone quiet, grab one of the textbooks, then slam it in the desk as hard as he could over and over, screaming "WAKE UP THERE'S A WAR GOING ON HERE!!!"

>>721899182
>Teacher here
I wish

>>721909548
all i'm trying to tell you is that discipline does not need to involve violence, but you seem too think to understand that.

>>721899757
>>721906474
>>721908750
That's no teacher. Just a spaz.

>>721898976
fuck off g hannelius guy

>>721898976
Let them sleep. When they fail the next test, that's their problem.

>>721898976
rape them

i would stop the class then go home

>be unable to sleep at home
>unable to sleep at school

What is the purpose in waking them up..?

Unless this is post secondary where they are voluntarily attending they have been forced to be there. They're not intentionally disrespecting you. They're either bored because you're at too slow of a pace or they're bored because they're idiots. There's so many reasons why someone would fall asleep in class that you can't just assume they're trying to be rude.

>>721898976
if they are passing why should you care

if they are not passing then they are already being punished

>>721909840
the same law ended corporal punishment that ended your version of discipline e.g. embarrassment

>>721898976
Do what the Marine Corps has taught me and send them to stand along the wall.

>>721908399

Y is pikatoo not on dat pokeymans list

>>721910663
stop putting words in my mouth please, embarrassment is not even a valid form of discipline.

Think of how the military has people doing pushups or laps when they misbehave. Or the opposite, like with animals, giving them treats when they do something right.

Fucking, learn what discipline means without falsely associating it with things that are unrelated.

>>721909840
I'm not even the same anon, I'm just commenting on how butthurt you seem

Seriously do you actually get angry at anons on /b/ though?

>>721910974
only when they needlessly repeat the same thing without bothering to read anything. more frustrating than butthurt

>>721911271
You should chillax brah, maybe smoke some grass

>>721898976
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>>721904245
These.

>>721911271
seriously do you actually get angry at anons on /b/ though

>>721911549
not actually, no. it's b, not worth getting angry over anything that goes on here

>>721911737
seriously do you actually get angry at anons on /b/ though

>>721911737
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>>721909537
they could just say "no"

>>721911899
>seriously do you actually get angry at anons on /b/ though
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>>721911842
>>721911899
BRB, i'm gonna go punch a nigger, and then a nazi.

>>721912237
can i be the nigger

>>721912211
>seriously do you actually get angry at anons on /b/ though
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>>721899049
thank you. how come nobody appreciated this.

>>721912237
>have 2 fists
>1 for punching kikes
>1 for punching nazis

>>721910895
putting students on a one legged chair is illegal. And was made so by the same fucking laws that blocked your good ol' days you fucking moron. I'm not putting words in your mouth

>military
we're talking about adults now?

yes.. positive reenforcement. I'm well aware of behaviour control techniques, I don't see the relevance.

>>721912304
>>seriously do you actually get angry at anons on /b/ though
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>>721898976
Let them go home. They probably didn't get enough sleep

>>721910895
>embarrassment is not even a valid form of discipline.
it's a deterrent so I don't know what planet you're on

>>721912445
>prussian education

>>721912357
>>721912237
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>>721912416
>>seriously do you actually get angry at anons on /b/ though
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>>721912394
>putting students on a one legged chair is illegal.
That was another anon's suggestion, not mine.

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>>721912499
ye

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>>721912833
>>seriously
>seriously

>>721912955
>>>seriously
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>>721912922
>>>>seriously
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>>721912499
>>721912577
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>>721912833
>seriously do you actually get angry at anons on /b/ though
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>>721912922
No you didn't, I started it >>721910974

>>721913115
but i brought you out of obscurity and made your meme my own

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idk what backwards ass schools you idiots went to

but a teacher doesnt have the power to send a student home

the only one who has that power is the administrator on duty

and if "student was asleep" was worthy of an expulsion than there would be no one in school.

also this is literally the most highschool thread ive seen in ages

jesus

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>>721912922
That meme isn't all you made.

>>721913115
>>721913169
Let's just say 'anon started it'. We are a collective hivemind after all.

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The student is doing her best. You suck as a teacher.

>>721913250
>>seriously
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>>721898976
I fell asleep in 12 grade English class once (after a night working late at my job). I woke up to find my teacher looking at his watch, with one hand on my wrist taking my pulse.

>>721898976
Join~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~https://discord.gg/sfZAurx

>>721913306
get angry
>>seriously
seriously

>>721913415
ously

>>721898976
>how would you punish a student sleeping in you're class if you were a teacher?
I mean, it's not really something they can control. Stop being an egomaniac thinking they do it to disrespect you. The times I fell asleep during class was because I have a sleep disorder.If I would be able to stay awake, I would.

>>721913306
You suck a student best. The teacher is doing her.

>>721900177
Nobody would try to find out why the student was tired, but punish punish punish because Murrikka is never wrong.

>>721913717
This

Seriously do you actually get angry at anons on /b/ though?

Are there honestly so many small-dicked fedora-wearer's that are so quick to punish a student for sleeping in class?

I'll advise you of the proper way to handle the situation, you take notes for a change you cucks.

Is the student snoring? If so, it's probably a disturbance, so give them a nudge or get a student nearby to.

If not, let the student sleep. They know they have a responsibility to pay attention in class and they probably knew they were going to be tired going there. When class is over, suggest they ask a classmate for any notes they missed. Can also ask them why they're so tired.

Where are all of the fags with the yardsticks and one-legged stools coming from?

Seriously do you actually get angry at anons on /b/ though?

>>721913592
>get angry
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>>721900899
you're a good teacher, anon, I mean it. Humour and understanding go a long way

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>>721898976
I fell asleep reading Ethan Frome. My punishment was to teach the class the next week. I was excited about it, but some stupid dickheads had to crash planes into some overrated buildings, and everybody got distracted.

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>>721913589
> not really something they can control
for most people it is, most people aren't diseased genetic hairpiles.
Students should be getting to bed on time or face consequences at school. That is, normal students, not inbred inferior retards, but who cares about them?

>>721898976
Give them one warning before being sentenced to after school detention, which includes receiving a spanking.

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>>721913916
>get angry
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>>721914082
>seriously do you actually get angry at anons on /b/ though

>>721913901
How is this even being a snowflake, im not asking for any special considerations. If someone is sleeping and it's not disruptive to anything but the teacher's ego, I really don't see the harm.

>>721913916
actually it'snot something most people can control. If you are tired, you are tired. And fuck you btw. I spent countless of hours trying to sleep in a bed.

>>721914082
>>get angry
angry? no.

>but u mad tho

>>721898976
I wouldnt be a dick about it but I would wake them up everytime. Say something along the lines as "its your choice to fail or succeed- but I wont just let you fail".

>>721913937
Most likely they didn't actively _choose_ to fall asleep, they couldn't help it. Punishment doesn't solve the issue.

>>721914028
It would be on the bare.

>>721914313
Hence the one warning. Who said anything about solving the issue?

>>721914214
>>seriously
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>>721914176
Yes it is completely something you can control, unless you are born with a disformity.

Dont get enough sleep? --> tired

Not exactly rocket science. Or are you struggling with this concept you malformed genetic dead end?

>>721913817
real teacher detected

>>721914375
>Who said anything about solving the issue?
That's the whole point of punishment. You wouldn't punish someone if you thought it would stop the bad behavior.

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>>721914475
Do not punish someone if you think it will stop the bad behavior.

Do punish someone if you do not think it will stop the bad behavior.

>>721914405
>Or are you struggling with this concept you malformed genetic dead end?

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>>721914575
Typo, meant to put
>You wouldn't punish someone if you thought it wouldN'T stop the bad behavior.

>>721914405
Maybe sleep disorders are genetic, who knows. I have plenty of ideas on the subject, however, I see it would be worthless trying to discuss these with you.

At any rate, if someone is tired and starts sleeping in the middle of the class, that is their body controlling it. Nobody would choose to fall asleep in a crowded room where they are supposed to pay attention.

Did someone sleep through your MLP presentation at show and tell, or what is your problem? You honestly don't seem very sane.

I would execute them right there.

>>721914610
wow autism alert.

Also I aint even mad. Just like shitting on people and calling people with deformities, deformed. Kinda the only place you can call a snowflake a retard and a spade a spade. I actually feel good!

>>721914882
what method would you use?

>>721914882
Seriously do you actually get angry at anons on /b/ though?

>>721914697
Depends on the person.

>>721914974
Sounds like you seriously get angry at anons on /b/ though.

>>721915004
brb, gonna go punch more nazi niggers

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>>721914974
So you are just a snowflake who doesn't have the balls to be an asshole irl. K, explains a lot.

>>721912610
that was the start of this chain of replies you fucking autist

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>>721915306
Hah raw

Seriously though, do you get angry at anons on /b/ though?

>>721914828
Maybe they are genetic, maybe its just a phase, maybe teens have a later circadian rhythm.

The fact is that we are discussing the 99.9% of people without rare latin named genetic disformities. Snowflakes can go in the special school so their special needs dont hold the promising members of society back. If you want we can talk about the special children next and not "students" as a group.

For the overwhelming majority of students, they fall asleep because they do not get enough sleep. Still following along? Kids stay up late and then make up that sleep deficit during a boring lecture. The whole purpose of a punishment is to prevent an activity from taking place again in the future. If you make a big deal about sleeping in class, the student will make the necessary changes to not do that again. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. (and again because you seem offended, we are talking about normal people, not those who would die without others taking care of them)

If you're still confused i can explain it slower and use smaller words, i know you have "an issue"

>>721915159
SS NN

>>721915306
k, but why are you upset at anons on /b/ tho?

>>721915807
Maybe it's Maybelline.

I'm a teacher and I just let them sleep unless they start snoring, then I drop a textbook on their desk. It's my job to provide the material and make sure they don't kill each other, not to make sure they learn it. If they would rather sleep than pass my class then that's their choice.

Let them sleep. Sleep's nice. They can choose to not learn the classes that I (theoretically) would teach.

>>721916023
Great attitude for a so called educator.

>>721916219
something something angry at anons on /b/

>>721916219
educators are not parents.

>>721915807
>they fall asleep because they do not get enough sleep. Still following along?

Yes, and there is this thing called sleep disorders that make many people not get their sleep. Are you following me?

Now let me ask you a question, why would "snowflakes" need to go to a special school for falling asleep during a class (which has happened to probably the majority of people I know).

>>721916567
parrots are not ecuador

I once fell asleep in class ava woke up to everybody staring at me and the teacher asking if i was okay followed by everybody laughing. I think i was either talking in my sleep or or the teacher orchestrated it while i was asleep either way i tried very hard to not sleep in class anymore.

>>721916659
pants r no edict

>>721898976
Tell them to gtfo this is college not obamas if you show up that's not enough. I am a generation xer we went to college then you need to perform. If not you fail. This is not 3rd grade soccer where everyone gets a medal

>>721898976
If you're talking about the one in your post sexual abuse

>>721898976
Depends, if some normal kid, let him sleep and fail.
If its some hot 16 year old girl she will have to see me after class

>>721899757
Have you ever considered neurological disorders/diseases?!
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>>721898976
If they're hot, they can take a nap with their throat/ass full of my cock.

If they're not, they can go pass out in the hall.

Very dissapointed this wasn't already posted.

>>721916572
I see you have trouble thinking. Must be your sleep rotted brain.

Here it is in smaller words, and slower.

We are talking about, the 99% of people without disorders (or: god's oopsies). We are talking about normal children. Normal people work the way you would expect. Not enough sleep? you get tired. Stay up too late? you get tired.

People with real disorders like narcolepsy need special treatment, and to change the pace of an entire class to accommodate them is unreasonable. Get it yet? I dont know how I can dumb it down any more for you.

>>721916814
Excuse me, but I'll enact the pants around here!

>>721916984
special kids with special needs go to special schools.

>>721916830
I'd agree, but being part of Generation X doesn't excuse you from typing like the dregs of Generation Z.

>>721913916
Anon, some people have after school commitments they can't get out of. What then?

>>721917122
A neurological issue that can cause people to fall asleep is no where near "special education"

>>721917046
>to change the pace of an entire class to accommodate them is unreasonable
How is a person nodding off in class changing the pace of an entire class (unless some idiot gets a bruised ego and disrupts the entire class in order to "punish" them).

>>721917268
are you really claiming that you have over 16 hours of school including travel time per day?

>>721916219
You can't force them to learn. When you deal with 120+ kids a day you can't afford to spend time focusing on individuals that aren't even interested because it takes time away from all the others that actually do want to learn. They don't pay me enough to parent every lazy kid.

>>721917399
can they fit into a normal classroom setting without special accommodation?

>>721917452
Work, School, and after school clubs such as Drama, or something else.
So yes, Actually.

>>721917399
see >>721914974
>Just like shitting on people and calling people with deformities, deformed. Kinda the only place you can call a snowflake a retard and a spade a spade.

It's just some fedora who enjoys talking tough on /b/ because he has no balls in irl.

>>721917452
Oh, not to mention time dedicated to homework, espeically if you're taking AP or more Advanced classes.

>>721917525
>can they fit into a normal classroom setting without special accommodation?
Yes obviously. I've seen plenty of people nod off in classroom and it had no effect on me nor the class.

>>721900899
Have you ever found nudes of your students on anon ib or /b/?

>>721917550
>clubs
I'll treat you like an adult since you claim to work like one. Your issue is one of time management. You are butting up against the inevitability that there are only 24 hours in a day. The method of coping is prioritization. You must decide if each class is worth the time that you would otherwise spend on another task. I know you want to be the best (or your parents are making you), but you must make tactical decisions on which tasks you deem worthy. Or drop what you cant handle.

If a teacher decides that his class is more important than you decided his class is, there will be the issue that is the core of this thread. Good luck! and relax, everything comes out in the wash after a decade so DO NOT burn yourself out too young.

>>721917732
then who cares. The other guy had a sleep disorder and wanted the class to revolve around him.

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>>721918149
Geeze, you sound like a real faggot.

>>721900258
lol check out this douchelord

>>721900899
based.

>>721917046
Most people have disorders now faggotron prime. America gives people tardiness and thats why america are is stupid

>>721918281
What other guy? I was the one stating I had a sleep disorder, and sometimes nodded off during classes every so often. Never was a problem for me or the classes. And they certainly didn't revolve around me. Nor did I ask them to.

Are you legit autistic? Think maybe you need to go to special school and learn how to read.

My band teacher would take a pair of cymbals and play them right next to the kids ear

>>721905888
This.

Understanding the situation is different from obeying out of fear.

>>721918624
Excuse me, it's symbols.

>>721898976
Why would you punish a student that is not disturbing class?
Are you in high school?

>>721901935
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>>721918624
sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen. I'd fire the fuckhead if I was an administrator.

Slap my cock in her face

>>721918361
>when faggot means right
>when a good idea means your a retard

Oh the world we now inhabit

>>721898976
I'd tell everyone to sleep tbh, i know jackshit about being a teacher so is not like they would miss a lot if they fall asleep on my class, as long as i get paid i don't care.

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>>721908750
He's at best a retarded high school teacher, not higher level education, if he's a teacher. People can do whatever the fuck they want in class as long as it doesn't bother other people.

>>721919102
I don't live on that planet. Are you some kind of faggot?

>>721916800
This. Corporal punishment for the decent looking students. Indifference for the rest.

>>721919102
No offense, but you just sound like the worst kind of arrogant faggot. You probably have a jacket with a crest.

>>721898976
slap her nose with my cock

>>721918149
>Or drop what you cant handle.
kids often cannot make that choice.

the parents "know what's best for them" and load them up

>>721918149
Imagine having to listen to this person for an hour straight. Sleep would be the only escape.

>>721898976
Nicely wake them up or ignore it

>>721917006
you're boring and trying really hard, stop

ill call her parents or give her a warning.

>>721917046
you are fucking retarded. 1 in 15 americans has sleep apnea, and then there's all the kids who have ADHD (yes ADHD is very real) which fucks up your sleep cycle, and THEN there's all the kids with personality disorders and hormone imbalances which all wreak havoc on your ability to sleep in one way or another

you are really, really dumb. for real

>>721898976
Tell everyone else to stop working and just let the whole class sleep for the rest of the class. I'd even turn on some music. Or just have everyone act frozen when the person does wake up.

>>721899757
>tune out knowledge GIVEN to them
7/10

legitimately irked me a little bit

>>721920096
exactly what would that accomplish? if someone sleeps you will disrupt everything you are doing? Fucking stupid.

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>>721920096
I like this

>>721920284
you're fun at parties

>>721908960
He's not 13 he's 12

>>721898976
Have them hold up their text book over their head in front of class. Or, they can go home and take a zero on all of today's assignments.

>>721920076
Teenagers all have hormone imbalances. It's called puberty. That's why I strongly disagree with the amount of medication that's given in high school; teens are naturally hormonal wrecks and learning to deal with it better equips them to handle stress later in life. Plus, there's not really much in the way of convincing studies that show whether it fucks them up in the long run. Teens are more likely to become dependant on substances than nearly any other age group, and there's no telling if it fucks up their regulation of hormones permanently.

>>721919371
No i have a warm jacket you shlongflipper
Black and fuzzy
I just want to kill you?
Please? Ill let you chop my nuts off if i can kidnap and force your family to eat you alive while i rape your eyeball

>>721920767
What are you actually answering? Seems wholly irrelevant to what he is saying.

>>721898976
I wouldn't punish them so much as I would try to keep them occupied. Being tired is hardly the student's fault, in fact I wouldn't put any blame on them, being unshakably tired isn't a lack of respect.

What, they're rebellious for not getting enough sleep? They're troublesome because they don't like what's being taught and your monotone voice is droning?

Fuck off, that's stupid. Make them read passages from the textbook. Ask them questions every few minutes. Jokingly ask the person next to them to shake them awake. Reassure them the class is almost over.

No need to be a fucking cunt about it.

>>721920954
post chopped off nuts and we'll see.

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Hand out a pop quiz and tell everyone to be quiet

different in university, you should give students benefit of the doubt, could be working two jobs studying late night, family issues, etc. and they're paying for that so not your problem either