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American Thread

I'm tired of all these irrelevant European fucktard threads, let's get a thread going for the best county in the world!
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kill uself.
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My sperm across the ocean after i meet some USA girls.

European are everywhere
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This country is a circus.
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>>721862457
/thread
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>>721862328
>best country in the world
>america

Pick one.
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I hate living in America and being surrounded by ignorance. The intellectual devide is so profound that Americans may as-well have subhuman categories.

-American
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Americuck
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>>721862580
and what is the best country?
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>>721862328
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>>721862691
I like his moomoo.
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>>721862844
You can have one, too!
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>>721862514
Hahahaha holy fuck. Damn Merica, you should be ashamed of ourselves.
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Bring out popcorns
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>>721862580
love it or leave it

>>721862717
> new zealand, maybe?
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>>721862930
One would think so...
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>>721862997
>love it or leave it
>the best part of this country is freedom of expression
>if you criticize the country, you should just leave it!
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>>721863114
Is it not almost as offensive to sit and fart on your flag as it is to burn it?
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I from its it you are to troll nice you for me :^v prank? Or ? troll
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>>721863193
is freedom of expression
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>>721862328
american pretend be 100% white
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>>721863193
One would imagine so. It's funny how we get so pissy about someone burning the flag or it JUST TOUCHING THE GROUND, but we use that same flag as napkin, underwear, bikini, and probably even condom patterns.
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Best military ever
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>>721862618
>I hate living in Europe and being surrounded by the ignorance of Islam. The intellectual divide is so profound that Europe may as-well have subhuman categories.
>-Europe


intellectual devide

divide*
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>>721863114
>it's not like you couldn't just go somewhere else... oh wait
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>>721863315
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>>721862328
>best county
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>>721863375
>次回:I'm going to make it more difficult for citizens to leave the U.S.
>murrica furst, murrica fuuuurst!
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>>721863325
let's not forget that the EU has the advantage of not being a country.
>the ONLY advantage
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>>721862717
Not sure, but it's not America.
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America is a continent, not a country
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>>721862328
The best part of living in Canada is being able to drive across the border without a visa and enjoy visiting the US.
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>>721863664
No, North America and South America are continents. What Eurofags refer to as "America" is the Americas, a geographic region.
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>>721863315
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>>721863406
Thicc...moar!
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>>721863933
God damn private Pyle!

I didn't know they stacked shit that wide.
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>>721863997
>

>>721864114
kek
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>>721863406
Best drone striker ever
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I just want to say that I love this country!!

Say what you want because here you are free to say whatever, but this is the best country there could ever be. The founding of this great nation was nothing short of a miracle, and at so many turns we came close to loosing our independence. There could never be another country like the United States of America, and I'm proud to say that I will honored to love this country for my entire life.

God bless the USA!!!
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>>721862328
I'm Canadian. Went to the US a couple times and I always liked it.
Good services and nice people.
Can't believe when they can't make the difference between TV and normal citizens.
And Trump is nice too.
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>>721862717
Democratic People's Republic of Korea
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>>721862580
Actually OP said 'best county' which I'm not at liberty to argue with.
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'murica!
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>>721864411
Fuck this country and everything it pretends to stand for.
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>>721864692
This. American women are awful people. Can't really blame them though, with all the brainwashing.
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>>721864692
generalization

> a statement about all the members of a group that extrapolated from particular cases or examples — Barry made a generalization about the residents of his neighborhood, but I told him it wasn’t true.
the act of making such a statement
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>>721864801
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>>721864883
reported
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>>721862504
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>>721863050
I'm fucking ashame,
However I do find this funny as hell
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>>721862328
>best county in the world
usa???
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>>721862853
>>721862691
>>721862514

it tickles my pickle that so many europeans are butthurt that they live in a literally who country that they actively strawman on a chinese takeout website when Americans give literally 0 shits about them. You people have obviously never been to America, or if you did chances are it was one of our coastal cities or a national monument/park

But ultimately I feel bad because instead of dealing with the cucks taking over your country you'll waste time here. Just got here 5 minutes ago out of habit, leaving to go make something of myself again today, thanks for reminding me what not to become euros.
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>>721865352
I'm American. Fuck this joke of a country.
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>>721862328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LzggK5DRBA
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>>721865617
Translation: I'm a butthurt "progressive" who thinks my opinion is fact and anyone who disagrees is clearly stupid

I'm noticing a disturbing lack of reasons why you think this
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>>721862328
can we make this a canada hate thread instead?
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>>721865918
Did you even read the map?
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>>721865038
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>>721865994
okay let's compare it to similar maps of other countries
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>>721865918
>I can't fathom a counterargument, so I'll just make assumptions and call him names
>also, MY opinion is fact, not his
Exactly the type of shit I'm talking about. People like you are why this country is a fucking embarrassment.

That and the fact that we apparently rank 24th in overall literacy.
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>>721862930
lol why would i be ashamed that theres fat people in like 5 states?
good thing theres 45 more
this is an entire country
we have rich parts and poor parts
and skinny beautiful people 10/10 and fat ugly people in the south
thats what makes it beautiful
new york and california have some of the prettiest people in the world
as well as a few other states
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>>721866245
The country is literally 35% obese.
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>>721862328
In what way is america the best country? America has some of the dumbest people of any developed country, with laughably absurd illiteracy/innumeracy rates, worse violent crime rates than any developed country (including higher homicide rates than most of the countries you fucktards just banned), and way more crazy dipshits that believe a god exists than most other developed countries (which makes the first two points not surprising). Shocking that people turn out stupid when you raise them to believe everything you tell them without question or evidence.
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>>721866336
So we're 65% okay? sweet!
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>>721866336
k?
but california and new york are like 100% skinny and pretty people
and california has a higher population then the entire country of canada
with 318.9 million 35% being overweight sounds pretty natural
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>>721865918
Scientific studies and facts are overwhelmingly on the side of the left, so maybe go do some research before spewing nonsense. Good starting point: Many studies have shown that people with higher iq's tend to be more liberal. Don't take my word for it, look it up.
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>>721866550
>California and New York are like 100% pretty people
Can't tell if trolling or not.
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>>721866336
when people say shit like this it just makes me lol
i dont know a single person thats "obese"
other countries find pictures from like 2 states in the south of disgustingly fat people and think thats america
thats just uninformed
also most americans hate those states and hate those people too
so welcome to the party
EVERYONE in england has shitty teeth and ugly faces
thats everyone there
not 35%
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>>721866729
Okay this is definitely a troll right?
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>>721866688
just saying
fitness is life in these states
theres a gym on every street in califonia
southern california is full of tight beach bodies.
northern california people are active and skinny
movie stars and musicians flock to southern calfornia and have babies making most of the population absolutely gorgeoous
there are more vegans here then in all of the usa
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>>721866865
no, i dont know one person thats obese
you have a picture to prove otherwise? or some cool facts?
doesnt change the fact that every time i go outside or into the city i dont see obese people
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Yeah!
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Hey /b/, don't be mad that you don't know shit.
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>>721866881
Not the Anon you're talking to, but you're right.

I'm from Georgia, and there are fat fucks EVERYWHERE. Like, holy shit, I wonder how these people function. When I lived in Illinois for a year though (actually on the Mississippi between Illinois and Iowa), I often saw people jogging and actively staying in shape, even when it became unbearably cold.
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>>721866881
fycking liberal pussies not weighing 400 pounds
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>>721867021
You aren't seeing obese people because you are either accustomed to it or you don't know what makes someone obese.
I've been around the US plenty. Trust me, there are tons of circus fat people there.
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>>721867251
hahhaha
are you fucking retarded?
yeah, i dont see fat people because i'm "used to it"
stop being fucking stupid
and like i said, no one said there isnt a few states filled with fat fucks
but the majority of the US is not like that
anyone who actually lives here can tell you that honestly
britain is #4 on the ugliest nationalities in the world list
america is not on that list
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>>721866611
Which facts, the wage gap? The 1 in 5 "rape" statistics? Or was it 1 in 3 today?

>>721865994
Oh pardon me for not taking the time to examine a map of murder rates with numbers that aren't even explained or elaborated on, or even give a source

>>721866153
>everyone who disagrees with me is stupid waaaaaa
The hilarious part about this is that you don't put a counter argument either. Congratulations on not only being fucking stupid, but a hippocrit as well.

Nice misleading "fact" by the way, next thing you know you'll tell me that blacks are oppressed because they are arrested in higher numbers.
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>>721867528
>don't put a counter argument either
>either
>ignores the map and other maps posted
If you're going to shitpost, don't admit that you're shitposting.

2/10
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>>721867404
>ugliest nationalities in the world list
Okay now I know you're fucking with me.
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>>721867528
That wasn't a map of murder rates...
Are you illiterate, anon? It's okay you can tell us. We're all friends here.
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>>721867690
http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/poorest-list/8-ugliest-nationalities-in-the-beautifulpeople-world/
inb4 omg who would even care about that list anyways
if america was on this list you would be posting it everywhere
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>>721867800
this is great
>Only 12 per cent of British men and 15 per cent of British women are voted in
this is done by people around the world
so theres no real argument to be made against it
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>>721867800
You are blowing my mind right now anon. Are you seriously this stupid? What about Buzzfeed? Surely their list of ugly people must be more credible than this one. And no I would never bring a list like that to an argument, I'd be embarrassed to.
>Tl:dr Stay in school, champ
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>>721868096
lol
you take cherry picked picked pictures of a few fat americans and claim its "proof" that our whole country is obese
i take an article not made by any american about other nationalities and THATS what you'd be embarrassed to use in an argument?
you are the only retard here

I take
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>>721868422
Who said anything about pictures?
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>>721868599
ok, how about the "ive been to america plenty so i know youre all obese" another mentally disabled argument
i'm not agreeing with that article
but it does exist and thats just something worth considering
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>>721868768
It's worth considering because it exists?
Okay then.
I will get to it when I'm done considering everything else that exists.
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>>721868768
Name calling means you're losing.
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>>721868903
you're just making yourself look like a fool now
nice high school reply
theres PLENTY of articles, and websites and pages with the same type of information
sure, you could ignore all of them
but they aren't made by the same person
so to ignore that is foolish
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america is like the dumb europe with no culture
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>>721869081
I don't care how I look. Are you actually in high school though? I haven't thought about high school in 10 years.
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>>721869109
>no culture
Thanks Ahmed, but we're good
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>>721869109
i've heard this a couple of times now.

>as a german,
what culture are you refering to?
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>>721868943
another stupid fake example
but guess whos at the top of the list
http://newsnbuzz.com/countries-with-the-least-beautiful-women/2/

this is a stupid youtube video with no sources just like everything else
however, there is definitely a trend forming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3GklK2tyGQ
heres the irish time talking about the first article about beautifulpeople.com but you know, thats fake too

http://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/ireland-s-men-ranked-among-the-ugliest-in-the-world-1.1766568
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>>721869204
no i'm not but your comment couldn't make me think of anything BUT a highschool reply
i wonder why
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>>721869109
At least try to have an argument
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>>721868903
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1308985/Female-Brits-abroad-branded-ugliest-world.html
daily mail UK again, talking about beautifulpeople.com the orignial article i posted
but their fake too
so this news must also be fake
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>>721869356
Why are you still linking these?
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>>721869601
lets switch it up
https://www.misstravel.com/blog/sexiest-nationalities-revealed/
guess who made the list
its not the UK
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>>721869569
I'm not saying it's fake I'm saying it's arbitrary crap. Why don't you just link Buzzfeeds "50 ways to please your man"?
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>>721862328
make america great again
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>>721869601
typical 4chan reply
as soon as you start getting proved wrong in every way the conversation is "stale and irrelevant to you"
you guys are pathetic
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>>721869744
You haven't proven anything. All you're done is link lame tabloid articles. I'm embarrassed for you.
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>>721869715
how dumb are you?
anything you disagree with is arbitrary then?
so people all over the world are in agreement
but you're too smart for them and "see past that"
ok faggot
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>>721869817
you have done nothing
i'm showing links from not even america
straight from the UK their taking about how UK girls are ugly
but thats invalid because youre not interested in facts of physical evidence of people disagreeing with you
ok
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>>721869720
Wow Americans are fat! Thank you for this wonderful contribution.
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>>721869870
More name calling. Great.
Tell you what. You got me. You win. You know how to use google and link tabloid pieces from spurious websites that claim to quantify the physical attractiveness of entire countries. Great job.
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>>721870068
lol
daily mail UK totally fake
Beautifulpeople.com
such a fake tabloid website
the point is theres loads of proof all over the internet that there are way uglier people
this information is from people all around the world
you haven't made one point
denying everything you see is not what intelligence is
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>>721870264
why even bother?
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>>721870264
I can't believe I let you troll me for this long. It's been fun though, thanks anon.
You did good, have a good one.
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>>721870264
>>721870360
Samefag
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beautifulpeople.com
"The website began in Denmark in 2002, and went global in 2009. The dating site asks applicants to upload a recent photo and a short personal profile, then gives existing members 48 hours in which to vote on whether or not they are attractive enough to join their online community. Voters have four choices, “Yes definitely”, “Hmmm yes, OK”, “Hmmm no, not really” and “NO definitely NOT”
So these results are based on tens of thousands of people from all over the world voting on their personal opinion of what is ugly
to deny thousands of peoples personal opinions is absolute lunacy
the decisions arent made by fake tabloids
or fake websites
or biased news articles
each person is voted by REAL PEOPLE all over the world
but i guess thats false information
and you're embarrassed for me?
k
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i'm sure this is false information too
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>>721870685
Dude. All I did was say a lot of Americans are fat.
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>>721870411
see >>721870685
i hate people on 4chan
since when did tens of thousands of people voting and making personal decisions become invalid
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>>721870850
no you said a lot of stupid things and now you're cowering back into your original innocent comment because you just got wrecked
i've seen this happen many times on 4chan you fags are all identical
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>>721871017
Sure.
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>>721870862
Oh piss off.
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>>721871123
how can you even say sure to that?
sure fucking what?
sure? i know you have nothing else to say
sure, yeah you are a faggot
sure, yeah you DO have nothing else to say
sure
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>>721862758
Well it seems to have worked
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>>721862328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg6rd5LhztI
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>>721862925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkotE3lKHNs
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>>721865352
hm? that first paragraph made no sense

also don't pretend you're off to do something important, there's no doubt you're still sitting here furiously googling 'why is america better than europe'
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>>721865280
>Mostly blacks
Fine with me
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>>721862328
nuff said
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>>721865280
yeah we are badass and kill everyone including ourselves
fuck with us bro
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>>721873667
nice, thanks that guys a faggot
hes probably gone now though
fags leave threads after they get owned
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>>721863315
Biggest =/= best
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>>721862925

fuck that looks so good
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>>721874109
wtf are you saying faggot
having more fighting vehicles then every other country does make you the best
if we got in a war using every single resource and vehicle we have, we would win. that makes us the best
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USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>721874109

haha yea...so whos gunna 1v1 us?? not your little piece of shit country. thats for damn sure.
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>>721874109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMHIhtLofyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6hIlfHWaGU
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>>721874382
I'll 1v1 you in person
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>>721875230
that would be another problem for you
americans have guns
and plenty of time to train martial arts
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one day I'm gonna migrate to your country and I'm gonna buy myself a hooker looking just like that and make her dress just like that and then I'm gonna cum bigtime on the flag, cuddle up in it and be the happiest dude forevermore.
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>>721862328
Merica
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>>721874382
... but I am American
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>>721874279
>1000 fat Americans win against 500 trained commandos

You are a clown
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