I'm Japanese! Do you have any question?? I wanna study English!

How long have you been studying for?
がんばれ！

Ching chong fuck off

Kill yourself steel folding looking ass

How many Japanese speak english? At least /int/ level?

do japanese people like the same memes as western people?

>>721857937
Hello!!
I'm 30 age now.
I studied English for 10years in school...
but It's not useful and I forgot how to speak English...
ありがとう！(arigatou!)

>>721857804
where do you live in Japan?

>>721858137
Class is not a good way to learn a language.

One One was a race horse. Two Two was one too. One One won one race. And Two Two won one too.

Fuck you, you jap shit.

>>721858212
lol American education... so cringy...

>>721857804
マジで？ならば、なぜここに来た？

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>>721857804
What are your thoughts on the bombs, and should we have dropped another?

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>>721857804
i went to japan

japanese love motorcycles

sugoi desuyo

BE LESS JAPANEESY FUCK

Hey japanon

>>721857804
eat shit dumb nip

>>721858135
In Japan It's necessary to study English in school.
So almost japanese can use easy English.
But we are weak in speaking and listening English.
Because sound of English is very complexity for japanese

My hovercraft is full of eels!

>>721858209
near by tokyo

>>721858161
JEJ

>>721858484
What do japanese think about Russians?

>>721857804
you rike lice?

>>721857804
let me tuch your おっぱい senpai

>>721858337
俺にもわからん

>>721858665
rice idiot

>>721858484
ahh whaa you wann ting tong

>>721858705
for what

>>721858635
almost japanese(including me) are not interested in Russia
It may be very fool

>>721858897
where can you see japanese fuck vidio

>>721858821
I don't have purpose!
I just boring and wanna speak Americans!!

>>721858994
Don't you konw "X video"??
HAHA!!

>>721859026
oh ty

>>721858897
What does an average japanese person think about anime/manga? Is it considered as some kind of childish thing?

>>721859069
Yes where can we see eeeettt?

>>721859069
Why is xvideos so popular in japan?

>>721858484
You wont learn much English in school.
Listen to music with translations or watch movies with English subtitles, after years of doing it I know English as good as my own language.

>>721858748
What do you mean "ting tong "??
It is not including in dictionary
Please tell me!

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japan san, i ordered dessert from resteraunt in tokyo.

why look like penis?

>>721857804
How do u think of koreans?

>>721859156
really true story?

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japan san, why kyoto izukaya say KEK?

>>721859153
It is asian nigga

>>721859148
You will suck at speaking though.

>>721857804
What does OP think about Enjo Kosai?

>>721857804
lum-chan or shinobu?

>>721859226
honto, 'Dennys' hamatsu-cho

>>721857804
How many dogs have you eaten so far?

>>721859153
It means u are chinese(asian) cunt

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japan san, why 7-11 so hentai

>>721859309
Ye, speaking is my only weakness.
Although I speak in games on voicechat, but Im not that good.

2ch or futaba?

>>721857804
Do you live in Saitama? I lived in Kita-Koshigaya right by Tengu Ramen.

What do you think about Geinoh Yamashirogumi? Were they super popular in 80s-90s in Japan? You know any similar bands?

>>721857804
can you please translate this song:

the part with enishi would be nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA8EaGb_Iv8

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>>721857804
This is special improved Japanese football player

>>721859451
one punch man?

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japan san, have you been here?

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Why does Godzilla hate you all so much?

>>721859434
Same shit, bro.

why do u guys hate dolphins and whales ?

>>721859530
lol

>>721857804

I'm interested in visiting Japan at some point in my life and I have a few questions.

How many people can speak English? Especially in rural areas. I want to learn Japanese but am already occupied with Spanish at the moment.

Also, is the population density really as bad as it appears?

>>721859129
I think there are two type.
One for child anime.Another for adult anime.
But Many Japanese may think "It's strange that adult watch anime. It's Otaku"
But I think Foreign country peple Just love anime. It's very good

Have you traveled to America before?
Do you have a wife or girlfriend?
Is the food in japan good?

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posting random photos i took now

Hi! It's really cool that you're doing this. What's your favorite video game?

>>721859137
Seach with word"Japanese"

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umai

>>721859642
I have superpowers, and my super powers tell me your one some part of the spectrum without even meeting you.
Am i right?

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>>721859571
New Japanese girl with special sauce

>>721859666
ii kibun!

Fakku yuu yerronigga

>>721859145
Because it's free
and no "MOZAIKU"
I dont know "MOZAIKU"in English. Do you know?

>>721859153
He's making fun of you. Just ignore.

>>721859666
Go inside and take a picture of the shitty oden.

>>721859838
Mosaic, censoring

>>721859838
Ah, ok.
モザイク = mosaic

>>721859148
I love Beatles,Oasis,and so on!!

>>721857804
How did the Fukushima tsunami affect you or your family? Are things better now?

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>>721859838
mosaic, comes from art made with tile pieces

>>721859156
I have ever seen this.

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japansan, nandesuka?

Go back to 2chan you fuck

>>721857804
Do you ride a mamachari?

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Magic cat head by Japanese artist

>>721859461
bump

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kowai desune

>>721859324
Japanese never eat dogs!
maybe you do know....

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>>721857804
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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>>721860236
uwaaaah kowaaai

>>721860331
lol

>>721860236
Why is the caterpillar smiling?

>>721859960
thank you very much^^

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>>721860419
happy to bite

>>721860510
LOL yes

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if anyones planning on going to tokyo, this hotel here is great

>>721859979
I and My famliy were all right . thank you.
Fukushima peple and town are going better!
But power plant is no better.

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>>721860304
But in China......

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>>721860673
ne, dekachin desuka

>>721860510
They don't bite, they sting.
So, it's happy because people are dumb enough to touch it.

>>721860742
lol is that for real? If I go to China I will be able to eat dog in McDonalds?
I always thought "chinese eat dogs" is some kind of stupid joke that comes from old times.

>>721859994
It's mosaic!? I was mistaken!!
In japanese porn video ,pussy and penis are blur, do you know?
What do you call that?

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in japan, miku on terebi

>>721860756
>spider-man-san

>>721860898
I think it maybe fake senpai

Hi, have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

does japanese pussy go sideways

>>721860945
if the blur is made of big squares, it's called 'mosaic blur' because the pattern of squares is similar to how some artists use mosaic art.

commonly we just say 'censor' but mosaic is specifically squares

pussy and penis are blur make me very sad.
pussy and penis should be free for all.

>>721860945
>What do you call that?
You call that "Gaussian blur" that's made via image convolution with gaussian kernel.

>>721861079
Yes, very good "fan service"

>>721860898
I don't know about getting it at McDonalds but honestly who knows what the hell is in that food.
That is something that still goes on in China
hell they use to have butcher shops that sold human meat.
That stereotype of Chinese eating dogs is based in some truth like all stereotypes.
Have you seen the videos and pictures of them butchering them on here?

>>721857804

Will I have a bad time if I visit Japan with almost no knowledge of the language? I just wanna wander aimlessly and maybe impregnate some women there.

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lots of cats at tokyo disneyland

i feed him pizza

>>721860945
Huh. I always thought that Japanese have blurry crotches in real life.

>>721861222
Naughty Gaijin

>>721861224
Good cat loves pizza anon, ty.

Pearl Harbor! What the fuck was that about!?

>>721861079
censor! I see! thx!
I agree with you very very much!

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>>721857804
Suppose you have a basic idea of why does the idea of fucking little girls entrance your kind so much?

>>721857804
Why are there so many homeless people living in Ueno Park?

>>721861302

C'mon it's been a dream of mine since I was a little bastard

>>721861391
Look up Enjo Kosai anon.

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>>721861368
ne, i'm going to bed, if you want english (australia) friend to practise english with, email me at [email protected] and talk later :)

>>721861222
Plese esy and simple English word .and speak slowly
Maybe its alright!

>>721857804
What do you think Americans eat every day?

>>721861280
I am laughing ! your jorking is very nice

>>721861222
even if they dont speak it, lots of japanese will read english. write down anything you're having trouble communicating.
go to izakayas (food bars) sit on your own at the bar and look friendly and you'll usually get invited to join tables.

>>721858372
my sides!

>>721861726
answer this please >>721859461

>>721857804
DO YOU LIKE COCKS

>>721861456
I dont know why
maybe they hate welfear and peple

>>721857804
Are you Misaki from samuraibuyer?

>>721857804
Who is your favourite yokozuna and baseball team?

>>721861589
thx I will send E-mail !
good night!

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Can anyone please help for work try identify this raptor

>>721861758

Btw how do Japanese feel about Hispanic Americans? I look like a white dude. But I'm actually from Argentina.

>>721862103
This is called a "shitpost". It is like cancer.

>>721862126
Everyone from Argentina is white.

>>721862126
from what i saw when i was there, you have the 'interesting foreigner' thing going unless you're southeast asian, hopefully japansan can tell you how locals feel about hispanic americans

>>721862126
Looks like japs fap on america/uk and don't even know about existance of other contries.
White guy - american.
Yellow guy - not american.

>>721862233

Yeah I'm curious to know if that would give me a little extra advantage or not

>>721861637
Potato and bacon and egg !

>>721862395
given the ratio of women to men there and the timidity of men, i think if you're macho without being overly annoying (i e respect local customs of shit like being quiet on trains, not eating while walking etc) you'll draw positive attention

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>>721857804
Uncensored porn!

>>721861824
sorry! I dont know yamashirogumi.
But Its very nice!

By the way, this music are maybe based on many world music.I feel it like an indian music.
I dont know similer music or band ..
you told me good music thank you!

>>721862525
wow! it's lewd, isnt it??

now, I must go to jail!

but it was worth

>>721862501

Oh man; I can't wait to make my way to Japan. Sounds like it would very much be easy Street as far as picking up beautiful women there goes.

Also on a side thought, you can't eat while walking?? Is that why anime schoolgirls RUN with toast in their mouths?

>>721862056
I like "HAKUHO" Because he is nice face
and I like "HIROSHIMA CARP"

>>721862942
Do you have a favorite video game?

>>721862855
i have no idea, but its a really bad breach of ettiquite. also, there are no bins ANYWHERE.

you can drink anywhere though.
schooner of beer on the train no problem.
and alcohol is cheap, compared to australia.
1 litre of spirits $15 in japan, in aus it's like $50

>>721860742
its korea.

>>721857804
Hey I've actually been to this Ramen place. I forget, isn't it near Gunma or Tochigi?

>>721863068

No bins huh? Must have clean streets then eh? Can I smoke anywhere? Hope I don't get in trouble for flicking away the butts.

Damn dude AUS can't have nice things huh..

>>721857804
How big is your dick?

>>721859530
not OP but I've been there, its very cramped and the floor with rubber vaginas is FULL of them, its a bit intense.

>>721863140
OK!
THIS RAMEN SHOP is ""Ramen Jiro".
Those are in Tokyo,
Gunma and Tochigi too!!

>>721863244
small one , sorry

>>721857804
how do you feel about japans drug laws?

>>721863569
Ah yeah, I definitely remember. I remember having to wait outside in freezing weather, then having to take a ticket and wait even longer inside. But the Ramen with garlic was good, even though I could only finish half lol.

>>721857804
Is there a super virus in japan?

>>721863799
called anime

>>721857804
Why do you kancho? That freaks the fuck out of foreigners.

>>721857804
ppap is worse than hiroshima, nagasaki and the fukushima incident combined; how do you feel about this statement?

>>721857804
chokuchougan

直腸癌

癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌癌

温泉卵欲しくなってきた(;´・`)>

>>721857804
when i play rising storm i command 31 people at a time, and manage to get 20 or so to comply with running around screaming "teki no heki ochinchin banzai"

i live in japan and i hate you yellow retards more with each passing day. how does that make you feel?

>>721864553

Why are you there?

List what you hate about the locals?

>>721864553
have you yet to witness the gloriousness of the alt-right Japanese driving around in black cars blasting sirens and screaming for foreigners to get out of their country.

>>721864737
wife is local.
what isn't there to hate? they're fucking zombies. I take shits with more personality on a daily basis than any of the jap english students I've taught in the last 3 years combined.

>>721865007
you kidding? i taunt them for kicks

>>721857804
How hard is it to get drugs like weed in Japan. How big is the underground party scene.

>>721865237

Is teaching English the main thing for foreigners to do when living there?

Also in what way are they zombies? I'm genuinely curious. I've heard a lot of positive things about japan but I want to know more about the bad side of japan

>>721865430

Thisx100

Wanna smoke some fire ass kronic that'll make me think I'm a ninja or some shite

>>721865430
not op
meth is cheaper and more abundant
but expect to pay triple what you are used to paying
the cops here care more about brown-nosing than human decency

also drugs
>weed

and you should neck yourself for calling cannabis "weed"
underageb&

>>721865430
I've heard it's not very big, and what you can get is very shit quality.

>>721865917
on the contrary, only the finest quality drugs will be found here. cannabis will vary, but actual drugs will be top shelf.
meth and mdma here are clinical grade

>>721865561
if you don't speak japanese. shit even if you do speak it, if you did start working for a japanese corporation, you'll then be more useful working overseas.

>>721866462

Interdasting.

>>721865561
can you watch ppap for 1 hour?
now go over the actual prospect of teaching english for a living.

zombies like it would be euthanasia

>>721866848
????

What does ppap have to do with anything?

Zombies like it would be euthinasia?? This sentence is confusing me;

How did you into English m9

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>>721857804

>>721858502
That's Hungarian,dumbass.

>>721867158
like you will see swarms of soulless broken drones everyday on your commute, and genuinely want to end their misery. it will also help you understand their obsession with suicide by train.

and ppap has everything to do with teaching english in japan.

>>721867586

Wow is train suicide really a problem over there? Always thought it was just an anime meme.

Why are they so soulless and drained? Forgive my ignorance but I really wanna know if you don't mind explaining.

>>721867158
go watch ppap, if you can manage and teach that level of jingrishu (to kids, mind) you can pull $40 an hour here.

but good luck maintaining enough of a drug habit to ignore your surroundings

sure i got all this money, but no drugs to spend it on. well it's accessible but the risk of penalty is not worth it.

>>721868416

Shit dude I can do that for 40 bucks an hour. Can I get overtime pay too?

Also I hear that it's hard to into drugs there, but why not go out of the country to do drugs and then return? Dunno how hard that would be but I wouldn't care so much if I have enough money.

>>721867868
they are programmed to be that way from birth. they do not work for themselves but for their country. just the same as any other country media such as television is used for brainwashing, but everything here is government approved. even drama shows have to be approved to display the governments public morals. see if you can find a jap show like breaking bad.

train suicide is very real, ill be late to dinner at least once a month and that is just one train line

>>721868733
yeah, if i could leave the country every weekend maybe. all or nothing m8

>>721869222

Wow. Japan really is a strange and different place.
Thanks for all the info btw. I feel significantly less ignorant now

>>721869697
literally in the jap mind they view themselves as their nationality rather than as an individual. in almost 4 years here i have met only 1 japanese person who did not suffer with this problem.

Aaahhhh godjirra kirr arr mi famiri.. must rebenge!!! Ohh noooo I faired... must komitto sudokuuuuu

節分は何ですか？祭りなのか。ちょっと教えてくれないか、日本人さん

I TEACH YOU ENGRISH, YOU SUCK MY COCK?

>>721857804
I said hey japanon and you didnt say hey back, thats bad engrish already

>>721870314

I wonder what America would be like if we all thought like that?

>>721857804
i have a apple, i have a pen. oh! kill yourself.
i have pineapple i have a pen. oh! japan rail

kill yourself. japan rail. pen pineapple apple pen.