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g'morning anon. hope you slept well. tell me why you will

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g'morning anon.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
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Lmao cause im happier than someone who makes the same thread on fucking 4chan all day

/sage
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I'm a huge pussy.
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>>721854606
congrats i'm happy you're happier than that guy.
>>721854652
going to do something about that ?
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I gots bills and theys ain't gonna pay themselves.
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>>721854606
this.

also >>721854396
sauce?
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because i've been sober for 23 days and I want to do coke off my 30 day chip
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>>721854669
no
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>>721854678
indeed.
>>721854732
sounds like a good plan
>>721854764
you should.
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Cause I have to shoot another load in here later
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Because I must bury a lot of people before that
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>>721854848
But also, she might let me cum in her tight little asshole again too
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>>721854396
Haven't slept in a while and it's triggering a manic episode. Those are fun so I'm going to see how long it lasts then sleep. So probably won't off myself today. Plus I'm going to try an ice cream roll. Did you know they roll that shit now? What a world!
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>>721854848
>>721855057
ur a lucky guy.
>>721855161
i hope you get some sleep soon anon.
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i want to live
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Missed you and your threads anon

I really don't want to kill myself
Been changing crutches...left booze (0.5-1liter of vodka whiskey) for clonazepam like a week ago...then taper off and be normal again

Been sleeping 2-4 hours daily... for a bit over a month
being kind of dozed off makes my writing skills sharp
Between 2am-7am I wrote 3 short stories, kinda feel good.
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>>721854396
lol you've been making this thread for years now, why haven't YOU killed yourself OP?
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>>721854652
find BBC
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>>721854732
stay strong man
that shit's tough
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>>721855161
Hey bro, I'm >>721856511
what's your story?
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>>721856511
>Missed you and your threads anon
i've not going anywhere, iv'e been here.
congrts on the life improvement.
>>721856573
no reason.
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>>721854396
I may go out and see the girl I like
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>>721856845
Good for you, anon! You should do that!
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>>721854396
goodmorning at 14:38 ? :P
you slept long
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>>721856845
coool. i hope she returns your affection.
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https://youtu.be/ovoKcZ6QYU4
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>>721856937
u ever heard of timezone bro?
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>>721856937
hey anon, looks like we're on the same time zone, where are you from?
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>>721856928
Yup, plenty of time tomorrow to kill myself though
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>>721856797
cool bro, we'll be chatting

the only thing that I think got fucked big time is that I don't like porn anymore, probably fap 1-2 times a week to imaginationland

Must've been because I fucked waitresses and sluts like that...feels like assisted masturbation

last week I fucked my ex 2 days apart and for the first time in months it felt like glorious love making
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>>721857033
in EST, you're probably cool but sharing info on b sounds liek a bad idea. Hope our day is good tho.
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Tried twice last year when I was unemployed. Now I have a job but still feel misarable. I am just a huge loser and weak enough to stay alive.
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>>721857180
>cool bro, we'll be chatting
>the only thing that I think got fucked big time is that I don't like porn anymore, probably fap 1-2 times a week to imaginationland
>Must've been because I fucked waitresses and sluts like that...feels like assisted masturbation
>last week I fucked my ex 2 days apart and for the first time in months it felt like glorious love making
that's cool. congrats on the sex. and yea porn can get played out sometimes. I still enjoy it. And enjoy sex too.
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>>721857307
as long as I don't like traps I'm fucking golden
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>>721857653
agreed.
stay trap-free, anon.
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>>721854396
I can't honestly tell you that I won't.
For the first time in nearly 20 years, I am finding it hard to find a reason not to.
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>>721857820
take care bro, I'm off to work

maybe on another of your threads I'll post a translated version of my insomniac stories

one is inspired on a friend that OD on heroin and his conversations with death
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>>721858353
stick around bro,
do it for me. GIve it one more day.
Go for a jog today, to clear your mind and report back tommorrow. :-)
>>721858474
have a great work day.
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were gonna die anyway, might aswell see if this shit gets better
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>>721854396
Cause life can be easy with the correct view of things.
Not talking bout money, talking bout beeing happy with what u got.

Think about it.
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>>721858539
i like your logic
>>721858610
i agree with this.
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God I wish I had a big dick.
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>>721859133
why not just be happy with what you have, or learn how to eat pussy really good ?
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I'm teetering but your question doesn't have an answer.
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>>721854396
Because you post sex gifs every day and l like them alot ^-^
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Because I am a 32 year old man who called in sick to work and spent the day cuddled up in a blanket with some hot chocolate, reading a book and periodically glance out to window to see the snow slowly falling.

Guess I just need to get comfy.
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I don't know. I live with a girl I don't love anymore, but leaving her would fuck up her life since our flat is really expensive.
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My reason to be on this earth is to put an end to traps and femboys, and my job is definitely not complete
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>>721854396
I might kill myself today because I hate myself for losing my ex.
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>>721859426
epitome of being beta
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>>721859661
Hey man, whatever floats your boat.
Even a 6'3" bearded welder like me feels like cuddling up sometimes.
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>>721859832
>when you get made fun of on the internet, so you lie about your appearance
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>>721859880
As I said though, whatever floats your boat, I'm happy with cuddling up with a book.

It's interesting that this beta meme is still going though, it's been like 6 years now.
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>>721859612
This is the epitome of being beta
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>>721859249
stay alive.
>>721859315
happy to help out.
>>721859426
>hot chocolate
coool, is hot chocolate your nickname for a cute black girl ?
>>721859459
stay alive, get a new place to live.
>>721859612
fuck that bitch, keep living. >>721860070
i think your day sounds great anon.
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>>721860364
>a cute black girl?
Aw man, unfortunately not. I used to be involved with a colombian chick. Amazing ass and had the libido of a fucking rabbit.

She was also a tad bit insane, but oh well.
Should probably hit her up again and see how she's doing.
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>>721860461
>Aw man, unfortunately not. I used to be involved with a colombian chick. Amazing ass and had the libido of a fucking rabbit.
bet you have asome great memories from her.
i fucked a columbian before too. Very passionate.
>She was also a tad bit insane, but oh well.
lol, the hot sexy ones always are a little off, aren't they.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo0F6mX9JIw
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i have alot to live for, so I shall not hero today.
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>>721861225
this is good to hear.
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i made i pact that i kms this year so it's my last year
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>>721854396
I got 8 hours of sleep, and I have shit to do.
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I'm not really sure. I guess just because I'm on an SSRI and my life could be worse but I don't feel like I'm really going anywhere with my life, so logically I don't see why not to just end it. I'm a senior in highschool and my anxiety/depression is so bad I can't even get to school most days. I have friends but I can't make any progress with this girl I like. Help?
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>>721861800
i hope you stay alive after this year, anon.
>>721861842
g'luck getting your shit done.
>>721862601
stay alive anon.
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im not killing myself today because im too comfortable and im going back to sleep
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>>721854396
cause trump won.
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>>721854396
Because I'm turning my life around today, starting with leaving this shithole for good. Godspeed, faggots.
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>>721863204
sweet dreams anon
>>721863251
that's not a good thing.
>>721863551
g'luck anon.
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I'm too much of a bitch to do it. I hate my life, its really not all that bad, but I just don't want to be alive.
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I don't want to pass my sadness onto my family.
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>>721854396
cause i'll miss your threads otherwise :P
plus gonna see bruce springsteen in a few days
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>>721863990
have fun at the concert anon.
>>721863857
that's a good reason.
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>>721862601
Advice anyone?
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>>721859178
Pussy smells like shit to me
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>>721855579
How does this even work?
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>>721866992
He's fucking one,
Getting pegged by the other.
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>>721854396
Do any of you ever think of death and how when you die you don't know what happens, like all your memories will be gone and it is like you never existed or would something else happen.
Also I didn't sleep much last night
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>>721865414
only the bad ones do.
>>721867311
>Do any of you ever think of death and how when you die you don't know what happens, like all your memories will be gone and it is like you never existed or would something else happen.
that some deep thoughts.
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>>721867311
>like all your memories will be gone and it is like you never existed

That'd be nice.
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>>721868333
nice trips.
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I just went on a date and the chick thinks I'm hot. Sometimes I force myself to socialize just because I want to finally kill the remains of this social anxiety once and for all. Also I have two Benzos and some Hasch left to use.
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>>721854396
Because I'm on meds and they seem to be working! And I have things to work towards.
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>>721854396
I did not sleep well. My wife has a parrot that is hell bent on making sure I don't.

I've decided as of 0400 this morning, that in precisely one month, I'm going to kill, cook, and eat this bird. I'm going to post everything on /b/, and I'll just tell my wife the bird escaped.
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>>721869096
i'm glad about that.
>>721869263
i hope u get better sleep tonite anon.
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>>721869491
I haven't had an uninterrupted nights sleep in 2 years.
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>>721869600
tried drugs, like some overthecounter sleep aid? could help. either way good luck. lack of sleep isn't a good thing.
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>>721854396
I've got one more thing to fail at and then I can do it with no qualms.

Hiking accident, here I come!
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Honestly wanted to, then my cousin died a week ago and found inspiration through it
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>>721869963
rip to your cousin.
i'm glad you found strength though. g'luck anon.
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>>721869721
Benadryl does nothing for me, I've tried homeopathic stuff like melatonin and magnesium. I smoke weed daily. These things make it easier for me to go to sleep, but I'm just a naturally light sleeper, always have been. Im the kind of guy who wakes up swinging sometimes also.
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>>721871201
wow,
well at least you have learned to live with it. When was the last time you got a good amount of sleep in ?
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>>721858539
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>>721871201
How is the parrot keeping you up? Noise?
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>>721859133
and i wish i could cut 2 inches off mine so i was able to pound as hard as half these gifs without hitting their cervix and hurting them :(
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>>721872331
lol, dick too big.
most of wish we had that problem. congrats.
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>>721867311
yes and that's is what i'm looking forward too most

death is just a new adventure
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>>721872747
for your sake, i hope you're right.
but why not enjoy this pre-adventure time here on earth alive ?
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>>721873000
ive enjoyed my time enough, i feel like i get it already

i just see no point really
its impossible to be even mildly intelligent and somewhat observant and want to contribute to this thing we call humanity
ive always said when i hit 30 i will just "be done" here, but maybe instead ill become a freemason and see what happens
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>>721873159
>ive enjoyed my time enough, i feel like i get it already
are you old?
a young man shouldn't be talking like that. there is so much more to do, and see. Have you done and seen everything you want to do ?
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>>721873472
24 so not old

i think ive done all i wanted already but open to new suggestions i guess
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>>721874022
your dubs stay stick around.
there's much more to see and do.
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>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

You alright OP
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op maybe try and help this attention whore out

>>721871586
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>>721854396
cus im gonna watch fifty shades darker with a girl on the next friday
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>>721874595
i'm fine.
>>721874957
nice, hope you get laid.
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Dont have the materials needed for preferred suicide method
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>>721874957
Good luck and i hope you have amazing sex afterwards (or a new gf(or both))
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>>721863857
same thing here; i hate selfish acts
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>>721854396
is this the tumblr raid?
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Because some arab, self proclaimed 'straight' guy calls me and invites me over every weekend to play vidya and chill while he shows so much affection to me, even kissed my forehead.
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cuz I have a gf who's not only hotter than any girl you've ever seen ( and in a sorority) she's smart too. inb4 "girls are dumb bitches" she literally tutors a bunch of guys so suck it
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>>721854396
Too lazy/scared to do it. Would rather just drift through another day of misery.
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>>721861800
Me too bro, you pick out a date yet?
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>>721875488
>tutors a bunch of guys

oblivious cuck detected
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>>721877611
>>721877611
>oblivious cuck detected

because unless you're smarter than your gf you're a total bitch, right?
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>>721877762
lol he doesn't get it
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>>721879206
I get that you guys are being jerks cuz everyone here is an angry virgin
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Because I have to get rid of my cat first. I love the little guy, so once I find him a good home I plan on blowing my brains out sometime in the next month
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>>721879570
Hey dude I'm not angry. Jeez.
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>>721854396
You go first, OP.
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>>721875488
>in a sorority
>tutors a bunch of guys


Haha youre a fucking moron.
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>>721880884
*You're.
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>>721871777
Last good night of sleep I got was the last time I got super drunk. I drink occasionally, but I'm talking fuckin wasted.

>>721872187
Yes. We used to keep her in the on the other end of the house, but she squaked all night. So we moved in into our room because she was "lonely". Doesn't squak as much, but will let out shrill noises throughout the night.
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>>721854732
or you could just not
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>>721854396
I'm going on a date with a pretty girl on Saturday.
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>>721883266
i hope that isnt the only reason you arent going to kill yourself.
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>>721854396
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today
Waiting to watch John Wick 2 and the new spooderman
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>>721854396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQp5mRfT214
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>>721883321
It's just the main reason. There are books to read, movies and tv series to watch, games to play, places to visit and stuff to do before dying.
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op here.
surprised this thread lasted this long.
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>>721883266
i hope you get in her panties.
>>721880466
nah, that's ok.
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>>721854396
Because man does not kill self. Man pushes on. For family, for love, for hope, for freedom. For America!
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killing myself aint due tomorrow
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>>721885094
yes, this is what a man does.
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>>721885059
>i hope you get in her panties.
On a first date? There's part of me that wants it, but I hope I won't.
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>>721886367
well, i hope you get in her panties (when you desire to get in her panties).
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>>721886766
Thank you, I also hope she gets in my panties like in your gif.
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>>721887300
u wear panties?
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>>721874178
wtf is up with her ass...
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>>721875229
>>721875018
Thanks!
forgot to answear
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>>721854396
Because over one year ago I stopped being anti-social ugly shut-in and managed to lose over 20 kg (44 lbs) and forget about all the bad stuff that happened. Even though I put about a quarter of that back I once again am losing it and thinking about the future. But the future really scares me. The girl that I think I like leaves in 4 months to study in Germany and many of my friends will also leave me or at least stop keeping in touch with me. It's really fucking scary thinking about what can happen because if not for one of them I would have never made the transition. And when I'm thinking about it I return to my old self who cries every day and is an emotional wreck
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>>721888119
As a matter of fact that's the only thing I wear right now.
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>>721885005
it's a nice thing that you are doing, anon. Don't stop it
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>>721854396
cuz I have a gf about the size of the girl in the gif. Without her, I'de be dead. cute eh
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>>721889218
how old are you and how long are you together?
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>>721854396
alot of my favorite tv shows and video games are coming out in the next few week to months. maybe after though
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>>721888978
grill? or guy who wears grill underpants?
>>721889078
thanks.
>>721889218
don't let your life be dependent on her tho man.
>>721889368
nah, stick around there will be more stuff after that too.
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>>721889368
what games?
[spoiler]I hope it's not weebshit or I'm telling v[/spoiler]
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>>721889562
>>721889562
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>>721889272
23, 3 years. Literal angel sent to me. %100 would have killed myself.. not that I was depressed over girls.
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>>721889585
the new mass effect and im pretty into the telltale games, the wolf among us, game of thrones, walking dead. they're not everyones cup of tea but i like them
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would have offed myself but it was payday, and it didnt go thru direct deposit, should have done it..
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its funny, I have been wondering lately what's stopping me. Also very curious as to what troubled pasts other people have? I have Misophonia, it's complicated.
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>>721889828
I hope Mass Effect turns out to be better than it look then
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>>721858610
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real.
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>>721890120
the cinematic trailer looks pretty good but what i saw of the game play looks pretty shit. hope they fix it up a bit by release.
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