Hey /b/, we got a roll game. I'm 18, senior in high school.

>>721825581
Kill your cat and take pics.

>>721825581
You're still young and things can change for you. If you're in your thirties and it's still the same, then kill yourself. But stay alive for the sake of the cat.

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>>721826008

newfag detector is off the charts

18 and you've had no control over your life so far. It can be really hard to see it when you're in that spot, I personally know, but it's actually possible to make your life better, one you'll enjoy and look forward to being alive for. Depression is a nasty thing, it literally poisons your mind and changes the way you think and feel about stuff. It might feel like you have set opinions about stuff, like what matters ect. but the more you get older and grow as a person, those things change. Hang in there and don't give in yet. Worst case to help you short term, let your parents know and get on some anti-depressants. Telling you, it's about more than what you think you know about the world and life, depression literally changes the way you're able to think and everything seems hopeless. You don't have to figure it out alone. If you need help, get it

>>721825581
Rolling for dubs

>stab up my school
Sounds fucking legendary
Rolling

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Hey any one can please for help in try identify the raptor?

>>721827199
WINRAR

>>721827199
Gotcha!

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>>721827199
>>721827288
>>721827299

>>721827286
That is Dave. He is great at parties.

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>>721827199
cya on the news OP

>>721827299
>>721827199
>>721827288
There we go kid

>>721827299
Stabby, stabby, OP. 99 two times.88 once.

OP tell us where your from so it's easier to find it for us.

>>721825581
roll

>>721827719
81611 ZIP code. That's all.

>>721825581
you all are not

yaint

>>721825581
Rolling for trips, let's get 'em

When trips is worst option but dubs is life

>>721828223
almost checked so close

witness my trips

OwO

What's this?

>>721828223
reroll

schleep

333

Give us some sort of calling card so we know it's the right school stabber. Like, wear a viking helm and wield an offhand dildo when you do it.
Dubs will it

yaint

>>721828396
rolling for this

>>721828396
I'll make sure my last words are SHADILAY KEK BE PRAISED, you fags. You think someone who browses 4chan daily would go out any other way?

>>721825581
Wish i had a tv and xbox. Only thing i got is a phone. But your life is so terrible you fucking coward. Go stab as many ppl as you can, when the cops come run at them with the knife. Theirs the end to you doushy, non-existent suffering.

>>721825581
More pictures of your cat please anon!

praise allah

>>721828519
Seconded

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>>721828473
very honorable indeed

How much Oxycodone will you be taking?

>>721828480
I will. Dubs has been rolled too many times to let down 4chan.

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>>721826014
>things can change for you
mmmm naa he's going on a sex offender registry. i can only assume he touched a little boy but child sex offences are the only thing that get you killed inside jail and out. Frankly i dun understand why OP wouldn't just run away and live off the grid. I mean it's just but camping for the rest of your short life sounds pretty decent.

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finna bottom text

>>721828396
Kek

>>721828612
Looks like none so far

>>721828612
Somewhere around 3000 mg if someone manages to roll trips.

>>721828631
May the gods be with you friend.

>>721828707
let's change that

>>721828707
lmao

>>721825581
Rollin' for a good ol' school stabbing.

its not a school shooting so it is cool

>>721825581
if someone gets quads will you get crack open the safe?

a

mega faggot

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yaint

>>721828854
Exactly my point. If I just shank a few fucks then I'll be fine, right?

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roll

how long do you think this could take?

>>721829059
somewhat

s

>>721828935
Getting stabbed is a pretty grisly way to go...

>>721829059
Next few days. Probably tomorrow. Victims will definitely include a fat black female teacher. She's a fucking bitch.

>>721828787
Re-rollin for a school stabbing. let's make it happen.

come on trips get

>>721829209
siding with this anon for another one

>>721829203
Get as many women as possible, women are fucking poison

>>721829312
agree

Praise Kek

Faggots, school stabbing is already confirmed. Dubs were confirmed a while ago.

you all are not

Y'all ain't

Yaint

>>721829435
I am
I'm thou'mst
Th'I'm'st

what are trips and dubs?

consecs, nice
>>721829551
>>721829552
>>721829553

>>721829552
fucking normalfag
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>721829551
It's like word math

Since there's been multiple dubs, will you use multiple knives?

Killing yourself just before you get out into the adult world - brilliant fucking idea.

tru

>>721829700
Nice dubs. Sadly, no. I may use a secondary pocket knife since the Bowie is made for grilling, not killing. The secondary has a 4" blade. I just learned the Bowie is made of cast iron, so very brittle. Hopefully it'll work for a while.

>>721829900
dubble dub

>>721829900
op dubs himself

That moment when you realize how many people want to see anon die

check quads

Holy shit, this thread has so many dubs. Kek be praised. Someone really wants me to stab a school.

rolls

r

heck

no u

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>>721825581
I'll check it now, thank you
http://www.aspentimes.com/news/crime
>June Gordon was charged with felony trespassing and felony theft after attempting to pay the victim back the money she allegedly stole, according to a police report.
>A man suspected by police of burglarizing a Basalt bar and restaurant in November turned himself in to the Eagle County Sheriff’s Office last week, authorities said.
>Locke plowed into the passenger side of a Basalt Police Department patrol car that was turning left from eastbound Highway 82 onto Basalt Avenue. Neither was injured in the slow-speed crash.
Aspen seems pleasent
>Police: Kennedy family member arrested for Aspen bar fight
fucking rofl those kennedys and their alcohol

attempt slip n' slide

>>721829977
op says as he gets dubs

Roll for dubs

Trips?

hm

A

Op, if/when trips, post a vid of you taking the oxy?

please video on trips

>>721830281
Speaking of which, do you have a go pro for the stabbening?

>>721830407
'stabbening' lol

>>721830281
I'm pretty well known at my school, so if/when I do OD, I will record. I'll make sure vid goes up by giving my laptop to a friend or just sending it to some gore website. Probably bestgore.

Op what state or country do you live in
So i can tune into the news.

>>721830472
OP i appreciate you

>>721830517
81611 ZIP code. USA baby.

>>721830555
OMG

sage this shit

>>721830517
>81611 zip code
Aspen Colorado

>>721830555
WINRAR

>>721830517
His zip is for Aspie CO

>>721830555
TRIPS GETTTT

F

>>721830555
Nooooooo, but op was supposed to go out getting lit up by the cops

>>721830555
Trips get. I'm not sure now. There have been so many dubs. Should I OD on Oxycodone at school? While stabbing people? Or just stick to stab? The stab was much more orchestrated.

>>721830555
Trips

Both same time

>>721830695
Why bother the police when you can just die peacefully by painful drug overdose

>>721830472
Rolling for OD naked live stream. With "in kek we trust" written visibly on chest or carved with your david Bowie knife.

>>721830695
columbine it up and OD after the stabbening

>>721830695
How long does it take for oxy to kill you? I agree with you but trips are trips.

kek has given us trips so OD

I'll tune in thanks OP

>>721830832
Apparently a long time. I could chew it up and that would go fast. I really want to stab people now.

What are you gonna give me for these quads

>>721830695
Yes go out in a blaze of glory.

i eat ass

Do both but here's a tip stab the police officer at ur school first sneak up behind him it will give u more time then grab his gun and the rest is history

RIP Anon

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Someone better die soon

>>721830900
So you could take it beforehand and probably drop during or after the stabbening

Will the safe word be Eugene

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rip OP

>>721831222
ANOTHER TRIPS GOD HAS BLESSED THIS THREAD

>>721831222
trips again its the will of kek

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>>721825581
Timestamp pic. Show actual pills and the alleged knives. Da fuck.

the only clearer sign would be quads tbh

>>721825581
Kill yourself and post it online.

trips again
>>721831222

>>721831065
I will follow this advice. Police officer is fat, always has his gun holster unlocked.

1337 get

If I get trips you live

>>721831415
re

>>721831406
Damn that was late

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roll for quads and btw can you animals stop trying to get him and others killed? -_-

Give me all your money before you go out.

>>721831484
Shut up faggot. OP is just an attention seeking bitch. No proof of drugs or knives hes described.

>>721831484
>way off on the quads
>wtf is that picture
>"-_-"

>>721831484
Faggot.

>>721831405
Try to use the gun as minimally as possible, it'll ruin the spirit of things

He needs that cash to buy the drugs and weapons.

>>721831600
More dubs towards the stabbening.

>>721831570
>>721831600
I know you guys are turned on by jailbait aniweebs

>>721831562
You'll see tomorrow how much of that is true.

>>721831606
Take out security they are most likely to hinder your operation teachers would not get killed 4 some dumb little kids

>>721831562
I would like to see murder weapons or drugs though

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Quints and you don't do it OP.

>>721831769
We could use a timestamp knife pic though

>>721831769
Okay faggot. Good job with the bait tho. We will see tomorrow. It will be the same old 4chan. How hard is it to take a picture of the listed items if you just have them at your convience?

>>721831732
Your a faggot for white knighting. Not the jailbait.

>>721831222
This ain't adding up.

Made a note to myself to make a thread to call OP a faggot when he doesn't do it tomorrow.

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roll

pics with timestamps

>>721831969
Wear white t-shirts tomorrow

>>721828683
where does he say he diddled a kid?

quads my dudes

>>721832216
>>721832222

Even if op doesn't do it, this was a fun thread

>>721832156
Time to sing the sex offender shuffle

>>721829621
He's gonna give more than just "cuts"

>>721831065
You can take his keys too cop cars are full of goodies like ar' s and shot guns

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I overestimated the size of my small knife, but here you go. It's closer to 3" than 4". Bowie is on the grill outside in fucking freezing temperature, oxy is in medicine cabinet in parents room. If you faggots don't want to believe me, fine. Just keep up on the Aspen times and you'll see how it goes.

>>721832417
Ayyyyy, and now we wait

>>721825581
Lol pussy. "Its a 7 inch blade. Oh never mind its 3."

>>721830695
Take a little when the cops come, since it decreases pain, that way if you get shot while stabbing, you dont get fucking beaned by pepper spray or some shit.

>>721832555
Oh shit, trips get.

If you dont think life is meaningful anymore, i wont tell you what to do as its your life, end it. But dont take other people out with you. (Unless bully/rapist/valid reason). Dont stab up you school, killing innocent people who have families waiting for them. Cats. People who do care. Do some fun shit before you die. Take some meth. Do some parkour. Do something fun beofre you die, fuck

>>721832555
I said I had two knives fag. The 7" Bowie and the 4" small one. I overestimated the 4", it was 3".

>>721832555
Read nigger, nice trips tho

>>721830796
Pink unitard with chest exposed

>>721832417
Just take a kitchen knife lmafo

>>721832631
Aw thanks, my b. Thats what I get for skimming. Now I look like a cunt.

>>721825581

If you're life sucks do something cool before you kill yourself, don't kill innocent people who have loved ones expecting them to come home, because then when and if you fail youll be in jail for the rest of your life knowing you killed innocents.

>>721829552
normie

>>721832417
HAHAHA. Good luck. Better stab the skinniest kid there. Then you have a chance of it being fatal. Ill keep an eye out tho faggot. What time? First thing when you walk in? Or going to pussy out and post a thread on here later that night telling people you'll OD if we roll quads?

>>721832750
Fag.

>>721832750
get your you're and your straight cunt

I'd like to make the motion that during the stabbening, op blasts Ocean Man on a loop from a boom box or radio or some shit. All in favor, say nigger.

>>721832614
Fuckin this ffs, you fucking faggot piece of edgy, selfish, autistic shit.

>>721832750
Stop white knighting fag. I'm gonna stab up a school while saying Shadilay kek be praised. Majority of people at my school are shallow assholes. I'm gonna leave the ones I know are nice.

>>721832555
>>721830555
OH SHIT

>>721832931
Love that one was super nice and the other was really mean.

quads

Legit a quarter of the people are all like
"I cant wait for him to kill, maybe if we piss him off more, he'll do it earlier."

>>721831292
bump

>>721831872
fag

Wouldn't it be more fun to do something after? Like get a job for beer or drug money or just to pay rent and stay or move on?

>>721831872
Two trips. I say it is fate son.

>>721831872

>>721833032
Wait is this op, you talking about cunts at your school?

>>721833032
Legit.
>All stories posted here are fiction and falsehood.
Unless its the 15th guy today asking people to roll for something they won't commit too. Also should be underage and baned. Especially if he doesn't come through.

>>721832927
>>721832555
>>721830555
>>721831222
STAB YOUR SELF TO DEATH YOU NANCE. KEK WILLS

>>721833173
Two trips doesn't equal a quint. 4 dubs equals a trip, 4 trips equals a quad, 4 quads equals a quint.

>>721833264
Bitch, I was telling him to off himself.

>>721830517
Oh fuck that's my state lol
>>721830576
I won't have to stay tuned. Also why the fuck does Colorado have so much of this shit?

>>721832854
Nigger
Quints will it

>>721833333
WITNESSED

>>721825581
OP, you're in Colorado too?

>>721833219
I'm 18. Would be graduating in late May.

>>721833333
Quads He has spoken

>>721833333
ITS OVER! WE DONT HAVE TO ACT LIKE NIGGERS IN TRUMPS AMERICA! PRAISE KEK

>>721833333
neat

>>721833333
What a waste

>>721833333
Sheeeeeeeeeit

>>721833333
Holy fuck. Quints. This is incredible. Still gonna stab up my school fuck y'all.

>>721833413
Oh shit, I got trips and pents on this thread.

>>721833611
AND THEN DUBS

>>721833787
I am god. Pents, trips then dubs. I say you get naked and run around town masturbating on peoples stuff untill you are picked up for the help you need my son for I am a kind god.

rooolllll

>>721833333
Oh man oh boy what happens now

Damn good thread lads, sleep well cunts, see you tomorrow op.

>>721825581
OP, I dare you to go up to someone before everything, put your arms around them and record yourself saying "Say nigger!" then upload it as fast as possible. Kthx

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>>721832854
I'd like to reopen the notion for the Ocean Man motion. One last check, anyone?

>>721834271
I'd love ocean man. Rolling for this

>>721834271
>all in favor say nigger
Nigger
Also, check em.

>>721834271
Rollin' for the Ocean Man motion

OP, may kek be with you. Good luck

>>721832614
sadly, this

>>721834271
Nigger

>>721833217
No just some closet-dweller who decided to read the whole thread

Time to scuttle off and try not to confuse you people

>>721833333
Quints and he bombs the school shouting shadilay kekbar