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T-tea time once again!
With a s-side dish of therapy, f-for those of you in need!
So c-come, sit down, h-have a cup and talk out your problems with me, the p-psychologist of /b/ <4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U4TVUcz2WJ
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>>721799239
dykes
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Bump~
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>>721799239
Fuck da mods you look hot
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>>721799239
Oh, hey Alice. A bit tired tonight.
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>>721799239
let me lick your legs
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These threads will one day recognize my cuteness and amazingness and make me Supreme Overlord Cirno-chan.
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>>721799239
Nice! you're using that outfit again.
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Hello Alice :)
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Commencing bumping protocol...
Bumping complete.
*salutes*
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>>721799239
I have a terrible case of Real Life going on.
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L-late, late, for a very important date! L-let me select you a tea, m-my lovelies!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LEnyF7S7oY
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I feel sad
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Can someone explain what these threads are about? Are you a cute girl (male)?
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I'll lurk for a while.
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Hello Alice~ I love that outfit~ How was work today?
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>>721799319
S-sorry, not Nevada!
>>721799421
Thank y-you!
>>721799449
I have t-the flu....
>>721799478
Y-you need an Alice Gold Account f-for that!
>>721799553
Y-you are already recognized, Nineball!
>>721799596
It's m-my power hiding outfit~
>>721799606
Hello dear! H-how are you?
>>721799625
*salutes*
>>721799681
D-do tell <4
>>721799743
I'm a g-girl that helps people@
>>721799733
Why are y-you so sad, dear? *picks up your chin and looks you right in the eyes*
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>>721799625
Initialising cuddle protocol...
Error: File deleted.
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why does my gf give much better blowjobs during her period? Is it how horny she gets?
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>>721799787
W-welcome aboard!
>>721799816
Good! You?
N-now who wants tea?
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>>721799683
notice me senpai
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>>721799840
how much ?
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>>721799239
Alice, I like eating girl's asses. It's nice.
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>>721799880
Hormones s-suppresses gag reflex.
>>721799896
*notices and pours tea for* <4
This t-tea is really good:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fY4dmRptUt
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>>721799840
HA
redblue
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Is this a fucking dude?
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Good to see Nano has been saved from that vicious oven.
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>>721799239
>>721799683
What's with the stuttering bullshit?
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>>721799949
C-check my patreon: alicemargatroid <4
>>721799961
G-good for you doll <4
>>721800064
N-nope!
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>>721799875
*puts an arm around you*
This is why we have backups *waves a flash drive*
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>>721800040
Alice....WHY YOU DONT FUCKING EAT YOU SKELETON MAIDO!
Are you fucking anorexic or you have mental disorders?
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>>721800138
>she called me doll
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>>721799891
I'm not bad! Baking some cookies at the moment~ White Chocolate Chip Brownie cookies! How yummy
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>>721799239
Is that fucking stutterbro!?
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>>721800110
S-she was well cooked!
>>721800132
What's t-this not stuttering bullshit?!
ON MY /b/?!
WELL I N-NEVER!
>>721800208
Y-you weren't complaining last n-night!
>
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Based lolicon god, I have two questions.
What's in the jar sitting there next to you?
And, how should I kill myself?
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>>721799239
Who tje fuck actively goes out of their way to TYPE OUT a fucking stutter???
You FAGGOT!!!!
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>>721800040
"accept tea and thank "
but i may ask ,in the bowl of teas
do you have horny goat tea ?
and if you dont ,you should
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>>721799840
The flu? My sympathies.
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>>721799625
2B! This is that one frap anon. I just wanted to say, thank you very much for your email I got the date this weekend!
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>>721800301
N-no, just Alice <4
>>721800268
S-sounds good! Pass m-me some!
>>721800225
<4
>>721800311
I'm 24 y-years old.
Those are seashells.
B-by living long enough t-to die of old age, surrounded by friends and family <4
>>721800388
I d-do not!
>>721800341
W-who can't use spell check in 2017, year of our lord?
>>721800389
It's n-not great!
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>>721800475
Will we ever see your face, Alice?
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>>721800311
Heroin seems nice.
Or maybe just jumping from a really high up place, but that might mentally fuck up some bystanders, depend of if you care.
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>>721800529
*smiles and kneels down* Y-yes. When I retire.
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>>721799239
Why do you refuse to talk about your father?
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>>721800475
Oh you can count on it! If you think I'm not going to share you don't know me very well, haha! I've made enough for the class.
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>>721800475
I miss stutterbro, that guy is really dedicated.
Gl to u whatever u are.
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>>721800607
do you know a kouki?
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>>721800549
D-dying of opiates is awful. T-trust me, as a pain patient and burn victim, I'd r-rather die in a fire.
>>721800611
*blinks* I've n-never been asked to.
>>721800643
*waves* T-thanks!
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I'm going to shitpost Alice, i swear!
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>>721800697
C-can't say I do <4
>>721800732
D-do it, I could use t-the bumps.
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>>721800475
Mmm. Don't think I've ever gotten the flu myself, though I have had plenty of foot problems. Or maybe I'm just talking nonsense, who knows.
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>>721800436
Oh yes. I remember you. So everything went well, did it? You must follow up with me after this weekend and let me know how it goes.
It's your turn to make the move, anon. I helped you set this up, now it is all entirely up to you. Show the girl a good time. I have all the confidence in you.
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>>721800697
I don't think she'd know Kouki, also who the cocks are you
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>>721800138
nothing about licking your legs
update it and make it reasonable
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>>721800715
ALICE I WANNA BAKE MY DICK INSIDE YOUR PUSSY.
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>>721800761
F-foot problems?
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>>721800755
Beware you are not prepared for what i have in hand, it's a militar grade autism post
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>>721800715
I was thinking OD'ing from injecting. Hopefully slumber away peacefully, though it might just end up in convulsions and foaming from the mouth.
Who knows.
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>>721800790
L-look harder dear <4
>>721800794
Y-you need some help.
>>721800827
C-can't be worse than GarEE's shitposts.
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>>721800794
Don't we all.
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>>721800867
You have no idea, i'm going to post it towards the end life of this thread tho
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>>721800861
It's n-not peaceful, trust me.
Why do you want to OD, dear? Talk to me.
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>>721800813
*shrug* Foot fungus, ingrown nails, really nasty. Trust me.
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>>721800715
Tell me about your father please
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>>721800967
S-sounds awful!
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>>721800867
CTRL+F "lick"
0 results
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>>721800960
I don't, too stubborn. Was just kind of expanding on the idea. That's just the way i'd chose.
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>>721801004
W-why?
>>721801016
T-that's because it isn't searchable dear <4
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Let's see what the Dragon has to say to all of us in general, tonight.
>High Priestess
Hidden influences are at work; the future is in the process of being formed and is not jelled enough yet to fully predict.This is an excellent time to make new goals or refine the old ones.
>Five of Cups
This is a period when you tend to dwell only on negative events or happenings. You may need to fight against a feeling of depression.
>Six of Pentacles
You will be receiving what is due you, positive or negative. Someone repays a past loan of money or time. Revive your outlook on life by helping others who are in need.
Well gee, that's pretty obvious. Thanks, Dragon Obama!
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>>721799239
>>721799683
>>721800040
You sound like pic related
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>>721801066
because its not listed at all
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>>721801044
I s-see...
>>721801093
T-thanks! Usually I get Raven or Mandy <4
Good to get back to my ghoul roots.
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Alice will you ever try some multiplay games on stream .
also will you some day join PC masterace ?
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>>721801066
Tell us about your father. What was he like, did he have strong hands? was he good to your mother?
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>>721801093
Oh MY FUCKING GOD
Seriously. Painful trap voice is bad.
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>>721800138
what level I need to fuck you on camera during your show??? you can keep the mask on
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>>721801075
I want a reading!
Will Reimu ever stop bullying me?
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>>721801066
Now see. I remember somebody before a few years ago taking up the mantle of Alice. And I wonder, are you the same Alice?
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>>721801174
The more you know, the more you become aware of what you don't know.
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>>721801174
Alice you should acquire a military style outfit :D
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I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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>>721801188
Yes, and I d-do have a powerful PC you know.
>>721801226
N-not a trap <4
>>721801237
Alice Plutonium Account
>>721801190
T-that seems a little personal dear, and y-you still haven't told m-me why?
>>721801272
I'm Alice2, d-dear. Since 2011.
>>721801295
Exactly!
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>>721799239
just fucking get naked already godfuck
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>>721800768
Absolutely! I'll let you know how it goes. Thanks again!
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>>721801362
I want to know why the most important man in most peoples lives is something you refuse to discuss
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>>721801356
Fat fuck.
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I'll PayPal you $25 for a pic of your bare foot Alice
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>>721801362
...and how much for with the mask off
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>>721801362
I think we may have chatted once or twice. At some point I think you were making Kamina glasses for folks? Unless that was Alice 1?
Either way, I didn't realize I missed an Alice! Good to hear from you again.
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>>721801324
This anon might be onto something, ma'am. You would look dashing in an officer uniform.
>>721801442
*nods* Good luck out there.
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>>721801493
You just gave me a business idea, how many people are in the foot porn industry?
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Evening, Alice. How's it going?
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>>721801372
yeah fuck this tea bullshit and show us some flesh
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>>721801270
Okay, but this is the only one I'm doing for free.
>Four of Swords
This card heralds a time of rest after great anxiety and upset.
Well, there you have it.
>>721801475
You sure sound like you're entitled to know that or something.
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>>721801324
I d-don't like the military dear.
>>721801372
I'm n-naked right now dear, I do threads from in t-the shower.
>>721801475
..I don't refuse t-to discuss it, I literally have not been asked this question before. It's a p-pretty weird question to ask out of no where and t-then assert I refuse to talk about it.
>>721801493
N-no thank you.
>>721801500
C-check my patreon dear.
>>721801540
T-that was me <4 I made many many pairs <4
>>721801589
N-not you too! I d-don't even know where to get one!
>>721801599
C-can't complain, nice dubs <4
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>>721801649
Alice every time you make this thread my obsession for your feet grows.if I can't see them then I'll have to find you
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>>721799239
what qualifies you as a therapist?
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>>721801589
2B!
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>>721801744
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>>721801649
:'(
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>>721801012
Aye. Caused no end of trouble, even before the failed surgeries.
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Burns are sexy.
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i reported this autistic cesspool mods are slow
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>>721801741
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>>721801649
If I post my dick, will you reassure me about it?
Also, ASL?
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>>721801741
And THIS is why she doesn't show her face.
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>>721801741
Y-you can check m-my patreon for reward levels dear.
>>721801744
W-where did I say I was a therapist, dear?
>>721801789
;)
>>721801802
Jeez, I'm s-sorry to hear that Anonymous!
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>>721801649
Then it is you! I never actually received the pair you made for me, I'm sad to say. But that was years and years ago, now.
Since then I got out of the Corps, moved up to New England and just finished my degree. Things have been on a steady rise up.
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>>721801649
I've asked about your father before in your previous threads. You refused to acknowledge it then, in contrary to your assertion you were never asked
You continue to avoid answering. Discuss your father. Answer or refuse.
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>>721801649
Cookies are done! Now time to let them cool!~ They are super yummy, you're gonna love them!
Who wants one?
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>>721801833
*patpat*
>>721801881
Oh? Y-you can send me an email at [email protected], and I'll s-send you a pair I have left <4
>>721801903
N-no you haven't; I just searched my archives.
Don't just make shit up dude.
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>>721801649
I'm certain a military surplus store or second-hand store would carry a few. But to each their own. Something tells me anon enjoys the maid get up anyway. Perhaps a bit too much.
>>721801765
Darling sister. *pats the seat next to her*
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Hey Alice any good songs you can recommend me
(Doesn't matter the genre)
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What brand/kind of teas do you typically purchase?
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>>721799239
f-f-fruitcake
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>>721802053
nigger
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>>721801875
your board sign implies it, does it not?
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>>721801997
Lies.
Answer. Talk about your father or refuse, outright, now.
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>>721801875
Are there feet pics in your reward levels
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>>721801649
dear Alice, when will you have some coffee like a bold Colombian roast with a splash of milk and brown sugar? also thanks for making these threads it breaks up the monotony of porn on the board. please make some banana bread too.
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>>721802053
your favorite, pover-tea you nigger
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>>721801649
why the need of military outfit, there are enough military maids out there
also alice you should try streaming your PC games
also i dont think you need always to show feet or any thing for that matter
also id love to try you some 1v1 ,
me against you ,you against me . what ever you choice . whenever ^^
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>>721801875
I'm glad I have your sympathy, at least. I'm the anon from the last thread whose mother hated his guts.
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>>721801919
I should make cookies... I do!
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>>721801997
Nah, I couldn't trouble you over ought so silly. But I do appreciate the thought.
You are an enormously nice person, and it's always exciting to talk to someone you haven't seen in a while. How've you been?
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I was looking at the patreon and though I'll never have anywhere near enough money for it - what do you mean in the Thorium tier reward? What does staring in a thread entail, Alice?
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>>721802075
>>721802149
*places a few warm cookies on a plate and hands it to you* Enjoy~
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>>721802053
Negroid.
>>721802000
2B -sits next to the holder of those sick repeating digits-
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When you decide to ask a normal and sensible question, and instead of any logical answers I received niggers. Pover-tea though, glory.
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Aww yes and alice thread. Any idea when you'll next be on twitch?
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post some naked pictures of you on here christfuck
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>>721802000
I w-wouldn't look good in one....
>>721802016
S-sure!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArJdQRgUztI
>>721802062
*kissie* <4
>>721802053
Oh I b-buy them at random on amazon
>>721802084
It d-does not. Merely an implicature!
>>721802112
Coffee is n-not for relaxing!
>>721802088
I refuse to do either of those, b-because your intentions are unknown.
>>721802136
I w-will once I build a new rig t-to handle my streaming.
>>721802138
Oh d-dear....
>>721802152
It's n-no trouble at all, dear. But I've b-been well <4
>>721802172
It m-means you get to run one of m-my threads!
>>721802324
Tomorrow at 6PM; check my patreon f-for my schedule.
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>>721799239
T-tea time with trap faggot.
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Litteraly me at this point https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug
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>>721802245
Thanks, dear! <3
*takes a seat out of the way and pecks away at them over the duration of the thread*
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>>721801997
Talk about your father
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>>721802136
Military maid? Is that really a thing? Such a quirky profession would suit our quirky Alice rather well, don't you think?
>>721802284
Damnit. If only they were transferable to Reimu's thread.
>>721802436
With a few modifications, some proper hemming to suit your petite frame...we could make it work.
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>>721801648
Yeees now i can relax!
>>721801919
I'd love a cookie thanks
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>>721802436
Your refusal to discuss your father is noted. I will continue to ask if you continue to make these threads
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Military maid, 10/10 best shit
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>>721799239
Can I have a hug?
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>>721801997
Hey you jaded outcast.
How have your father been?
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>>721802436
50,000 to plow you on stream with the mask on is a little cheap, don't you think, dear?
I mean it's 20 times that to end the show outright! You're screwing yourself (Pun intended) out of 950k! And we all know how Twitch feels about porn.
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>>721802517
You're welcome!
>>721802578
*gives you a few of the still warm cookies* ~Here you are
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>>721802245
Delicioush. Thanksh a lot.
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>>721802576
I'm m-much too thin!
>>721802588
As I s-said, I do not refuse to discuss my father; I simply w-will not do so for no reason.
>>721802703
T-the number is irrelevant, g-given you cannot afford it <4
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>>721802658
>
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everytime i scroll passed these threads i always think trap. wtf even are these threads
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>>721801997
Lol you forgot to s s stutter, you ugly looking "woman".
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>>721802436
Is there something wrong on your face?..
Also honestly were you born with a vagina? No offence. And do you sharpen those kitchen knives?
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btw alice if you want more viewers on your stream
you should learn from the master "Kappa"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm1t5Sf46vg-Tyler1
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>>721802804
You're welcome! They are pretty yummy irl I am not gonna lie, haha!
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>>721802717
You are my new favorite person
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>>721802578
Depending on your definition of bullying, of course.
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>>721802000
perfect....guhehehehe~~~
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>>721802717
Alice wish me luck in my job tomorrow pls
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>>721802578
Yo, will you be at Ray moo's?
>>721802576
Surely you'll get more.
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>>721799239
Guilt eats me alive at night and I can't sleep. I'm probably going to kill my self soon. I'm not a good person.
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>>721802832
I'm absolutely curious as to whether you'd follow through with that if somebody actually did it.
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>>721802848
Say "Jugs are for fags."
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>>721802848
They are a social extension of someone's life. Many peoples lives, in fact. No different than the ranges of other threads you find on here.
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C-can some one or any please or help identify this raptor?
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>>721802576
im pretty sure she is full tsundere irl so yeh prob.
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>>721802951
Why fag. Did you rape your sister?
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>>721802848
N-not a trap dear <4
>>721802850
*blinks* T-there were plenty of stutters in that post.
>>721802862
I was born w-with a vagina, yes.
Y-yes I do.
>>721802863
I'll t-take a look <4
>>721802945
G-good luck!
>>721802951
W-why do you feel guilty, Anonymous?
*wraps her arms around your waist to support you*
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>>721802837
No hug?
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>>721801997
Hey, its the towns misfigured person;
How have your assertions been going today?
The word dude doesnt seem to be used quite often by you, so.. l-l-love. When will you stop "helping" others? <4 rite
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>>721802877
I love your dubs, they look great on your post! >>721802945
Good luck!
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>>721802911
>
>>721802947
Yeah as soon as she announces her thread! i might take a hot shower in 20 mins but they last long enough
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Do you do this every day?
Cool.
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>>721803051
You should do a real life meetup. I would meet you.
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>>721803065
-hugs softly-
There <3
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>>721803051
It annoys me that you have so few patrons on your patreon. But as I currently lack employment, that will sadly, stay the same.
If I hit the lottery though, I'm going for that plutonium level for a couple months though.
We gonna have a baller ass tea party.
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>>721803051
Made some mistakes that can't be erased, it weighs heavily on me every night when I try to sleep.
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-uwus kindly-
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>>721799239
Your voice upsets me
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>>721803051
wait..... do you know what Kappa is ?
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>>721802832
Nice development. Once youll get doxxed it will all become clear. Its a matter of time.
Fathers little whatever.
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>>721802943
The world truly is an amazing place.
>>721802947
We'll see if luck is on my side tonight.
>>721803016
It seems we both get that impression of her. Then again, it's not too hard to see, is it? Alice's tsun status: confirmed.
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>>721803083
W-when /b/ is h-happy again <4
>>721803156
I h-have a schedule.
>>721803193
I'm n-not that kind of person dear <4
>>721803275
S-silly. Most p-people recognize the patreon as t-the joke it is <4
>>721803360
T-tell me about it, Anonymous.
I too know w-what it feels like t-to have a coffin on my conscious.
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>>721803051
I wanna fuck you in the ass
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>>721799239
Why does she wear the mask
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>>721803112
If you don't tell me what that is then I'll just have to wing it, like I do for everything else!
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>>721799239
When will we finally get tits Alice?
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>>721799239
Why is your voice so scratchy?
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>>721799239
GO AWAY ALICE! You didnt like my bacon wrapped, stuffed chicken breast recommendation and blew me off the time you made thread too.
You're a shitty cook and pitiful trap with that "b-but w-what d-do y-you t-think o-of m-my s-stuttering s-speach i-impediment" bullshit....fucking weaboo
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Hi A, your voice sounds rough, hope you get better soon. I've been sitting here, relapsin&relaxin until the sleep comes.
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>>721799239
I had this weird green tea called "precious eyebrows" or some shit with Thai food for dinner, it was really good
Also Thai iced coffee is a fucking drug holy shit
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Even though I have no interest in these threads, I'm glad they exist. Good to see you on almost every day doing whatever the hell it is you do.
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>>721799239
>still in love with ex
>she's grieving over the death of one of her (male) friends
>all i feel is jealousy and depression
>now i just drink even more
wew lad how do you stop loving someone
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>>721803551
Because its a crossdressing fag you unintelligent troglodyte
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>>721803584
Gween tea
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>>721803482
Ask your heart and the cards if what you want to do is the right thing!
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>>721803253
Why are you afraid to hug me all out?
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>>721803443
Yeah but the fuck am I gonna do with 200 million dollars except maybe blow a bunch on weed, property, cars, and other dumb shit?
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>>721803408
G-glad to hear it <4
>>721803414
N-no, only keepo
>>721803418
Y-you realize I doxxed myself twice, right?
>>721803467
B-because she is a symbol.
>>721803462
Okay.
>>721803551
Smoke inhalation.
>>721803553
I l-literally made that two weeks ago y-you silly billy!
>>721803573
T-thank you <4
>>721803584
Nice!
>>721803591
*salutes* M-my pleasure, Anonymous!
>>721803601
Time. It takes 2-4 years to get over a relationship fully. I'm sorry Anonymous, I'm so so sorry.
*kiss*
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That's not Ikarous ._.
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>>721803553
>not even trying to hide the insecurity behind this post
>waah, senpai didn't give me praise!
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>>721803601
You need to stop being a pathetic fuck, the dude's dead, what's there to be jealous of?
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>>721803467
>No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
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>>721803691
So every crossdressing fag has a scratchy voice?
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>>721803443
Yeah honestly Alice I laughed hard after I posted that, that is literally the worst advice I've ever given anyone in my life. Do you do drugs?
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>>721803443
I let addiction run my life and I made choices because of that, real stupid ones. The guilt is something I must carry as a reminder of who I use to be I guess.
Thanks for replying by the way
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>>721803691
N-not cross dressing dear
>>721803729
I m-mean, I doubt you'll ever have that much.
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>>721802419
THIS! DO IT!
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https://2static2.fjcdn.com/comments/5875893+_996087db8ebe78d399c642495226210b.png
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>>721803443
seriously would you for 50k? real question no troll not that other anon,, don't know how to be serious thur text :/
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I want to stick my dick into this trap
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>>721803706
I don't wanna hurt you squeezing you too tight of course~
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>>721803734
2 to 4 years? Welp, fuck me tho.
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>>721803831
*laughs softly* Addiction. That's the guilt you feel?
That's not something unforgivable, dear.
>>721803891
W-would I what?
>>721803936
Female, s-sorry.
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>>721803973
>female
gay
fuckin' dropped
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>>721803752
I'm not but I like the avatar.
>>721803951
Do it FAGGOT
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>>721804002
*laughs and smiles* n-never change, Anonymous!
>>721803955
*cups your cheek and smiles sadly* I'm s-sorry Anonymous. But time will heal this, if you let it.
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>>721802419
If I get dubs you ought to post something lewd, post your feet or something, thats not really such a degenerate move and it seems rather appropriate for where this is taking place at.
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>>721803973
I think >>721803891 is asking whether you'd actually let someone plow you on stream for 50k.
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>>721804087
M-my stream would b-be banned, so no?
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>>721804069
so Alice where is shanghai?
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>>721803973
I feel like shit everyday. Could you tell me something to make me feel better.
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>>721803734
cool cool . i wonder if you gone get a cooking stream on any time soon ?
just have to remind you , that food always go on the floor not on the plate
thats cooking stream laws ^^
im pretty sure you did it with your first 6 years old anniversary cake
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Alice don't ever change. <3
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>>721803601
How long were you with your ex, anon? The length of time it would take you to get over her will vary based off the length and depth of your relationship.
Though, why would you want to stop loving someone? Forgetting them, sure. But loving them? Why would you want to nullify something so great that you once shared?
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>>721802419
But anon, wouldn't it be better if you let your imagination run wildly instead?
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>>721804216
W-who do you think holds the camera?
>>721804228
W-why do you feel like shit, dear?
>>721804243
Uhm. I d-don't think I'd do a cooking stream, t-too hard to keep my face out of view.
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>>721799239
trump will make america great
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>>721799239
Ech hi
I've been friends with this girl for a year now I like her but I don't know if she likes me back the same way
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>>721799239
This thread is bad, and you should feel bad for roleplaying being retarded.
>B-but
Now you are in the kitchen, shut up, make me a sandwich bitch.
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>>721804034
But I don't wanna squeeze ojt your insides, it'll be such a fucking mess ;~;
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>>721804295
Who are you? Hug me.
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>>721803973
porn and masturbation addiction, I used it to escape everything and it ended up making me a pathetic weirdo creep.
I think about ending it often, that losers like me don't deserve to live.
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>>721804350
W-whatever makes you feel better, dear.
>>721804356
S-sorry, I don't roleplay <4
>>721804352
H-have you tried asking her?
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>>721804356
>am I part of Anonymous yet guise
>I said all the things you told me to say
>I'm totally in the club now rite?
>rite..?
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>>721803763
I didnt want *his* praise you pleb. I asked something concerning my ocd narcissistic tendencies, since *he* is a supposed shrink. You fucking bafoon.
>implying...silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.
>>
>>721804153
shame but ok,, but how legit are those high tiers on ur paetron?
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>>721804490
moonbitch
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>>721804418
S-sorry, those are not recognized mental disorders or addictions <4
>>721804490
I'm a g-girl dear.
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>>721804490
Moonbitch
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>>721799239
Why do you t-take the extra time to studder when you type?
Just fucking type
>>
>>721804308
hum....
why dont you buy full anime face mask ?
should do the trick
also for pc streaming you can use one of this faceswap software
>>
Hey Alice are there any burns on your body you would show to the good people of 4chan?
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>>721804551
T-they are all legit. Why d-do you ask?
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>>721804382
No is that strong! I won't get Alice's hugs if I post with one of Ikarous' avatars, right?
>>
ALICE DO YOU RESPECT SATAN OR DONT YOU???
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>>721799239
Faggot
>>
>>721804490
>waah, senpai ignored my problem!
>better parrot what all the troll posts say from now on
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>>721804589
I d-don't, it takes n-no extra time <4
>>721804613
N-no, but you can s-see a few of them through my stockings on m-my stream
>>721804610
It l-looks weird!
>>721804689
T-thanks for coming!
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>>721804427
Deus vult
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>>721804564
Right.
Guess I'm gone then.
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>>721800867
Told you!
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>>721804386
2B. And yourself?
And how about we begin with a simple handshake? A sign of respect between acquaintances *extends her hand*
>>
>>721799239
You are a beautiful person on the inside and out Alice! Don't ever change ; D
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>>721804356
Ugh, the sandwich thing is old, please let it die along with yourself
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>>721804589
Because it's f-fucking entertaining.
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>>721804075
Fuck off footfag
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>>721804637
where can i find this paetron?
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>>721804731
Mint AF, masturbation is in my near future.
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>>721799239
Can I ask about your Father? I want to know why he did what he did
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>>721804564
No you arent. There are no girls on teh interwebs and you even admitted in one of your first threads that you were trap.
>>721804589
Thank you! Christ that shit is annoying.
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>>721804797
Dude no, I don't even like feet I just wanted to trigger something to happen and it seems obvious we wont get nudes. I swear..
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>>721804651
Pretty much, also this.
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>>721804731
on the internet nothing is weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB99hZBfSkM
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All I'm gonna say is
If it looks like a trap
And smells like a trap
It's a mother fucking trap
Lurking until trap is revealed
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>>721804418
So, a masturbation and porn addiction doesn't make you creepy and weird. What's fucking you up is depression, and a lack of confidence in yourself.
The easiest way out of this hell is to do small things, small goals that you accomplish on a lead in to bigger goals. When you've accomplished those, you have something to base yourself on. A foundation of accomplishment to push off from, so you don't always feel like you're treading water.
I understand how tired you are Anon. But collect yourself a bit at a time, and then whenever the old demon tries to rise go "No. Look at this kingdom of accomplishments. It is Mine and I am it's ruler. And sooner or later, we will conquer YOU."
>>721804490
Moonbitch.
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>>721804839
H-he raped me
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>>721804773
>pulls your hand and hugs you
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>>721799239
I love your last 2 outfits, this one and the last one are now competing with the pink maido skirt for the good stuff!
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>>721804782
Change is t-the only constant, dear. <4
But I'll try to change only for the better
>>721804816
alicemargatroid
Actually, let me just post my contact info as w-we're getting late in the thread
Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Patreon: alicemargatroid
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Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
>>721804862
...w-what? S-screen cap needed.
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