Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III was just confirmed as

>>721796142
Cue invented outrage and protests.

>>721796142
If I had known his middle name is Beauregard, I would've supported him from the beginning.

good, whatever

maybe i can stop being forced to stare at elizabeth "sitting bull dyke" warren's butthurt face on Fox at the gym now

>>721796944

Are you kidding? She'll keep attacking.

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He was they guy that played the banjo in the movie Deliverence

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A LITERAL NAZI THANKS AMERIKKKA

>>721796142
I'm sure what's good for the good ol' boy network is good for America. Right guys...?

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>>721796142
God Damned, I just took a shit just now.
He and it both look just the same.
They should have flushed him like I did mine. Trump may be draining the swamp but is overflowing the toilet to do it.

>>721796142
about fucking time

>>721797183
>attack dog warren
this can't be

https://filmsinopsis.ro/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tumblr_m7xplkzWQ31r32ioro1_500.jpg

>>721797501
No, he's the guy who's going to play the banjo at the blob's demise.

Now the rest of the country gets to deal with this ass-hat.

Grats,
Alabama

My state just legalized weed...This guy will crack down on this shit.

"The KKK were okay until I found out the smoked marijuana"

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>>721796142
Here's the best part: had the Democrats allowed him to be confirmed last week, they would have won the vote on Betsy Devos yesterday. He was the 50th vote that made it a tie and brought in Pence for the tiebreaker.

you guys see the liveleak vid of dead brazilian cuties, among 50 others killed by motorbiking thuggy floppies because the cops are not getting paid? that ,,sounds like chicago,LA,batawn rouge,liberalism turns civilization into shitholes, sikkem beauregard.

>>721798805
my town in alabama went wet just last year.

for those of you from the civilized world, going wet means you're finally rolling back prohibition and legalizing the sale of alcohol.

>>721798898
>implying this wasn't exactly what they wanted

>>721798898
republicans were delaying sessions' confirmation exactly for that reason

>>721799016
Legalizing the sale of Alcohol
>2016
I bet the Super Bowl blows in your town

hi

>>721799087
>republicans were delaying sessions' confirmation
lol, no

>>721799150
it's not like people don't drink, not a lot of sober rednecks out there. people just drive to the county line to buy beer. also the iron bowl is a much bigger event.

>>721799016
What town? I used to live in Shelby County and we bordered a dry county.
BTW, I live in NY now, and we have stricter alcohol laws here than those we had in Bama. No wine in grocery stores, for example.

>>721796142
they aren't going to pick off any of them, are they?

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>>721799348
Not-a-one.

>>721797183
Not from the floor she won't. Speaking privileges rescinded.

>>721799454
mannarobics

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>>721799479
To muzzle a bitch like that... how can you not love it?

>>721799346
Hartselle (Morgan County), and I lied, it's not quite my hometown. But it was the nearest place with a grocery store to the "town" I grew up in. I live in Huntsville now. I actually went to college in Shelby County, University of Montevallo.

Crazy about the NY laws. They put in a fancy new Kroger here and there wine section is massive.

>>721796142
We all knew this would happen. Not big news.

So, can we finally start segregating again?

>>721799299
checked
yeah im drunk, I somehow forgot SLC Punk
Never Forget Bob

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>>721796142

>its a "leftist lose again" episode

lol

>>721799726
I know Montevallo well... purple vs gold

>>721799884
>it's an "Americans lose again" epsiode
ftfy

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>>721800001
>Almost had it

>>721799980
Yeah I never partook in any of that arbitrary purple v gold pep rally shit tbh. Beautiful campus in a quiet town though, I enjoyed it.

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Trumptards

>>721800194
You ever have Michael Patton?

>>721799884
That's generally what happens when republicans control the executive and legislative branches, son.

Enjoy it while it lasts cause it's gonna be short lived

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>>721799724

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>>721800317
And the Supreme Court

>>721800313
Nah, but I heard he's a pretty cool guy. Never hung around Eclipse either so I never even ran into the guy.

>>721800518
Yeah, he's alright. I was around UM back in the days when Montevallo had a pizza joint called Barnstormer's that was great live music and cold beer. Still miss it. Cheers.

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He is an inbred Alabaman......look at his Ears! LOL!

>>721800476
Well, not yet, but they will... unfortunately.

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>>721800696
>look at his Ears

rip in peace niggers

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>>721800696
Look at those tiny ears, you can nearly see them!

>>721800999
Trips confirms. we're finally going back to lynching niggers.

>>721800410

Reminder that a vast majority of the states that positively contribute to the United State's GDP are democratic. A vast majority of federal welfare goes to conservatives in flyover states.

Republicans are a waste of Democratic hardwork. Nothing more than leeches.

>>721796142
http://www.strawpoll.me/12290330

>>721796944
dude, shes running for president in 2020. get used to seeing her.

>>721799724
You realize those are opinion articles right? I don't give a shit about Slate, but that is literally the opinion of two separate writers.

>>721799724

>being so retarded you don't know what an opinion article is

>>721796944
you watch fox as your main news source? You realize you're genetically less than most Africans right?

>>721797501
who is that.

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>>721796142

American conservatism:

>Vast majority believe in god despite overwhelming scientific evidence that all gods were created by man
>Arrogant enough to not only ignore this evidence but even thinks that the Christian god is the only real god
>Thinks that our brightest and most educated minds (scientists) are wrong about man-made climate change
>Thinks evolution is up for debate
>Thinks that healthcare and education should cost thousands through privatization even though every other first-world country essentially gets them for free as a basic human right
>Thinks smoking weed should be illegal depspite its documented medicinal benefits
>Thinks smoking weed is worse than drinking alcohol
>Incessantly fights against gay marriage even though they themselves are usually gay
>Voted for a non-selfmade, indebted businessman and reality tv star with a middle school vocabulary who also thinks that climate change is a Chinese hoax as POTUS when there were other more-qualified republican candidates
>Thinks America is for the people and by the people despite their last 2 presidents entering office by losing the popular vote
>Demand that obsolete and environmentally harmful coal industries be brought back even though they didn't prepare for scientific progress and newer industries
>Wants to build a wall at the border to keep illegals out of the US even though only 54% of illegals are Mexican
>Wants to build a wall at the border even though 40% of immigrants become illegal simply by overstaying their visas
>Wants to build a wall at the border even though successful border-crossing by illegals is down 90% since 2005
>Easily make up the least educated of society via demographics

Explain yourselves without attacking the left.

Protip: You can't.

>>721799724
Slate is ridiculous, but the electoral college is an archaic, elitist system that doesn't make much sense anymore. It no longer reflects the views of the countries "most capable men", and it should be scrapped.

>>721802124
>only 54% of illegals are mexican

wtf i hate borders now

>>721798898
>Here's the best part: had the Democrats allowed him to be confirmed last week, they would have won the vote on Betsy Devos yesterday. He was the 50th vote that made it a tie and brought in Pence for the tiebreaker.

The Democrats didn't have a choice. The Republicans are the ones who postponed the vote so they could have him vote on Devos. Nice try though.

>>721796142
Another incompetent turd in a confederacy of dunces. What a shitshow.

>>721802124
You forgot:

>Realizes borders exist for a reason
>Wants to save their country from being conquered by arabs

I am rejoiced, now to take on real crime, not social justice crime. Let Gowdy loose!!!!

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He's an Eagle Scout. That's good enough for me.

Look out Chomo underground elite. Sessions is coming after you

>>721803381
What's all this about Sessions going after pedos?

Say goodbye to legal weed and the billions in tax revenue it generates. Say hello to an increasingly militarized police state.

>>721803544
Check public intelligence blog

>>721803832
Say goodbye to sandniggers getting away with rape and sharia law

>>721798008

>Trump may be draining the swamp

Bu.... But he is not. He is swimming to the bottom of the swamp and plugging what few holes there are that allow for it to be drained.

>>721799724
Two different op-eds, from two different sources, by two different authors.

Yep. I DEFINITELY see the hypocrisy. How dare Slate list different op-ed pieces of various points of view within their article aggregate? And four years apart, no less.

What bastards.

>>721804072
>this is what the poorly educated actually believes happens in America.

>>721803544
The underground child rings within our representatives, the light is about to shine.

>>721804230
More pizzagate nonsense?

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>>721796142

Can't wait for him to start curbstomping some nigger rioters. MAN this is gunna be fucking GOOD! So excite

>>721799150

>Needing to be drunk to enjoy your "sport"

Sounds about right. Have to have something to make hand egg passable to watch. I would assume the 10 seconds of play and 5 mins of adverts would get on your nerves if you were not drunk.

Call me when you are ready for some REAL football murrica fags.

>>721804174
It totally happens all the time! And if it doesn't it's only because of poorly trained rednecks with military-grade weaponry! Now shut up before I go turn Fox news back on!

>>721804149
Yes, how dare Slate suddenly change its viewpoint when convenient.

>>721804072
Someone has Fox News on 24/7...

A few years ago I would have thought it impossible for the human brain to atrophy. But people like you have proven me wrong.

>>721804174
Look at Sweden and how quickly it's falling.

>>721802407

>We lost so we deamnd the system be changed so that we will not loose again!

And what happens if we make it popular vote and you loos it? back to electoral college or you gonna make up something else?

It has worked fine over the years anon. If it aint broke dont fix it.

>>721804590
>implying the American attorney general can do anything about that
>changing the subject to deflect

>>721804282
Worse, notice that the Olympic girls gymnastic team was molested for over 20 years and coaches were moved not removed. No follow up? That's the USA Olympic team, it should have been all over the news. Think about that for a second, compared to all the other news. Stories out there.

>>721797501
ahhhh.... you don't have to worry about 'ol senator Trey Gowdy. He's nothing to be afraid of. (if your shit is together)

>>721804023
http://phibetaiota.net/2017/02/berto-jongman-trump-sessions-agreed-pedophiles-have-to-do-down-fbi-set-to-arrest-30-of-top-republican-and-democratic-party-leaders/

I couldn't give a crap if they're diddling kids, but if they're killing them they need to be in jail.

>>721804590
lol nigga you dumb

>>721804665
You mean would I do the same switcheroo that Emperor Trump did after he won? No, I wouldn't.

>if it's not broke
>implying

>>721804709
Can prevent it from happening in the US.

Don't underestimate how quickly an enemy infiltrating your country in the hundreds of thousands can conquer you, especially once they've infiltrated your cities and obtained weapons.

>>721804401
> change their viewpoint

So now displaying various op-eds from other sources, which is what one does with a new/op-ed aggregate, is a sign of changing your view? You really are the sort to watch Fox News 24/7, aren't you?

Also, convenient that you ignore the other op-eds they have offering an opposing view point on the matter.

Slate can go fuck itself but what you're doing is the very definition of cherry picking.

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winning

Weed is going to move ahead like fire in the US, Trump not stupid, it will solve so much $ problems for states, conserves will let slide as long as criminal illegals are deported. Done deal mark my words , will be legal in any state that votes in by end of 4 year term.

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>>721804346
I actually didn't watch the game, or hand egg, or the sport
Rugby is pretty crazy though.
But M-1 Medieval is better.

>>721804989
I swear to God you people are ridiculous. I'm worried about this cocksucker stamping down on an increasingly legal industry that generates billions in tax revenue and concerned that he will allow cops to continue to turn from public servants into jackbooted thugs and all you can say is muh muslims. Get a fucking grip on reality.

>>721805199
Let the muslims take over and you don't have tax revenue cause you don't even have a country, dipshit

>>721804665
> loose

This is how sad our education system is. Mother fuckers like you can't even differentiate between "lose" and "loose".

And now we have an ignorant, clueless bitch for SecEd, so it's only going to get worse. Ffs, the cunt doesn't even know how to cite sources. And she's supposed to 'fix' our education system?

The US is so fucked. Holy christ...

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>>721805332
Look on the bright side, at least kids can now defend themselves against attacks by bears in school.

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>>721805332
>school choice
>voucher system
>eliminate dept of ed
>cripple public sector teacher unions

yuge

>>721799197
Yes, the Republicans were, and no, the Democrats stalling the committee vote did not have any impact on DeVos. If Democrats had allowed Sessions out of committee earlier, the Republicans would have postponed his vote on the floor until after everyone else was done. The Democrats were fucked either way.

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>>721805332
Dept of Education is garbage. New rules.

Bye, bye "legal weed"....

Weed legal when

>>721802124

Ill bite.

>Vast majority believe in god despite overwhelming scientific evidence that all gods were created by man
Sauce?

>Arrogant enough to not only ignore this evidence but even thinks that the Christian god is the only real god

All faiths do this. they say their faith is the one true way of life and their god(s) are the true gods

>Thinks that our brightest and most educated minds (scientists) are wrong about man-made climate change

The "facts" on climate change are changing all the time. for example when i was in high school i was told there would be no more snow in the lower states by 2005 and that a lot of american soil would be underwater due to ice caps melting by 2015.

>Thinks evolution is up for debate

It is theory anon. do you know the difference between a theory and a law is?

>Thinks that healthcare and education should cost thousands through privatization even though every other first-world country essentially gets them for free as a basic human right

Not all of us think that way. but if the other nations healthcare systems are so good why is it the big dogs come to murrica and pay out the ass when they need the best care?

>Thinks smoking weed should be illegal depspite its documented medicinal benefits
>Thinks smoking weed is worse than drinking alcohol

Most of the repubs i know wish we would make it legal and tax it like we do cigs.

>Incessantly fights against gay marriage even though they themselves are usually gay

It has to do with the bible belt. though there is nothing wrong with letting gay people have "civil unions" and enjoying the good and bad that comes with marriage. then the bible thumpers can be happy that gay people are not "married"

Would coment more but it said my post was too long... so meh.

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>>721796142
The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gOn9MuFimo

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160

>>721805497
>GOP
>"The Department of Education is broken"
>"And to prove it, we'll appoint a woman who will break it"

>>721805421
Yeah, that's the sort of reactions that were thrown around when the same argument was used in Sweden. And where are they now? They lost their country in under a decade. How's their tax revenue looking?

>>721805332
Do you even know the last two secretaries of education? How much worse can it be seeing common core worked so well, as did the standardized testing, that so many schools got caught fixing test scores so they would receive the funding. Facts.

>>721805617
The NEA created it in 1976. Get fucked.

>>721804072
What happens when the Democrats eventually rotate into power inheriting the powers of that police state?

Every Democrat President inherits the law enforcement structures of his Republican predecessor.

>>721798805

that's the point. now double down and save what's important on your side. legalizing weed is the most likable thing about the future pacific ocean coast

>>721805583

>It is theory anon. do you know the difference between a theory and a law is?

It's pretty obvious that you don't, actually.

>>721805625
You seem more concerned about a tiny country half a world away with less than a tenth of the population the U.S. has and less concerned with what is happening right here and right now. Are you daft? I'm in agreement that we should stem the tide of refugees (although I'm sure we disagree on how to do that) but what you are suggesting is simply not possible here. The idea that we should cease all discussion of anything other than Muslims coming into the U.S. is ludicrous because we have way bigger problems.

>>721805932
yfw you realize obama expanded the police state

>>721805932
>Biden Rule
>Filibuster removal for executive appointments
>Presidential action primarily thru Executive Orders

Thanks Obama

Who gives a fuck. NOTHING will deter Trump's supporters at this point. He could rip a baby's leg off with his teeth and they'd still support him (the obese fuck probably does eat baby legs).

The ONLY thing that will cost Trump support is to give him free reign to be an absolute disaster. So far he has been far more incompetent than anyone could have imagined.

Get out of the fucking way, Democrats. Fuck the scandals. Fuck all that bullshit. Let him have witless suits like Sessions and DeVoss. Let his geriatric supporters suffer underneath his moronic policies. Let's see how much his redneck supporters like the Wall Tax. Let's see how much they like wifebeaters costing $30 a pack when he has a trade war with China and Mexico. Let's see how many morons still support him after he sends your dad and brother to an unwinnable war with Iran where Steve "Mr. President" Bannon is planning every offensive

Let these idiots burn this shit down. That's what it'll take for his brain dead voters to realize that there's no conspiracy against them and that reality has a liberal bias because of the little things known as math and science

>>721805645
> favoring private schools

Yes, let's shove our kids into private schools instead. Schools that have very few standardized systems and curriculum, are rarely beholden to any responsibilities but those they dictate to themselves, and have a tendency to teach very unscientific topics in their sorry excuse for what they call 'science class'.

Oh yeah. DeVos is DEFINITELY going to fix the US education system. Can't fucking wait. We're going to have a generation of US kids ignoring objective reality in favor of their own personal 'alternative facts'.

>>721806156
Just like Ronoldus Magnus

>>721806156
What snowflake?

>>721806156
>Let's see how many morons still support him after he sends your dad and brother to an unwinnable war with Iran where Steve "Mr. President" Bannon is planning every offensive
I wonder what the desertion rate would be if this happened. I sure as shit know that I wouldn't be getting drafted.

>>721806156
Incorrect. The reason that high school dropout forklift drivers in Kentucky aren't billionaires is Muslim Mexicans.

>>721806197
>I prefer kids to be forced to attend daily leftist indoctrination via the public school system.

>>721806197
>As opposed to today's kids who believe they are 31 genders, which is based entirely in fact

>>721806381
How would you know what goes on in education when you clearly don't have any?

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>>721805583
Ok, I'll bite...

>sauce
Science. Logic. Reason.

One can't disprove any supernatural claim with absolutely certainty, but one can say, beyond a reasonable doubt, that there is not a shred of evidence to support it.

>all faiths do this
That's why all faiths are deeply flawed.

>the facts on climate change are changing all the time
Yeah, but they're not really. Specific weather events are very difficult to predict and you're cherrypicking with some anecdotal bullshit. The vast majority of scientists (~97% in the relevant fields), who know much more than we do about the subject, believe that anthropogenic warming is occurring.

>it is a theory
It's literally not. Things evolve. It's an incontrovertible fact. There are disputes about emergent factors, but through carbon dating and gene mapping, we've been able to analyze empirical evidence that's closed the case on creationism.

>if the other nations healthcare systems are so good why is it the big dogs come to murrica and pay out the ass when they need the best care
These are ANECDOTAL CASES. You need to take a look at the cancer survival rates and life expectancies of countries with a single-payer system.

>>721806260
Reagan was a dogshit president and yet comparing him to Donald Trump is downright fucking offensive. That's how hilariously stupid the current president is. This fucking country....

>>721806547
>49 states

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>>721796142
Jeff Sessions is gonna be great.

>>721800410
No one wants to move to a red state because they are mostly 3rd world shitholes.

>>721806381
YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

Do you know how public schooling works? If you want to change something in the curriculum that is actually possible through lobbying.

In a private school you have no say. It is literally for rich parents who don't give a fuck about their kids education. If you want to dick off 25 grand a year and still not have any say in how a school does things then private schools are perfect for you.


Charter schools are even worse because they take taxpayer money and STILL can just do whatever the fuck they want

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>>721806415
>Missing the goddamn point

This is fucking page one of the conservative playbook. Scare people on the social issues that don't fucking matter, so they have free reign to stomp all over worker protections, civil rights, and financial regulations.

Good job Cleetus, the wage gap is going to get way fucking worse, but at least you don't have to deal with strange pronouns. Fucking hick moron.

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>>721806547
Haha sucked in you butt-hurt faggot

>>721806415
> believing public schools teach kids to believe they are a vast array of genders
> anon not understanding the difference between sex and gender

You're pretty much a living, breathing example of how fucked up the US education system is.

>>721806381

And you're a prime example of how pervasive the alt-right/Fox News/Conservative Nationalist propaganda machine is.

Thank you for reinforcing my point, anons.

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>>721796215
TFW you're literally to ignorant to realize how awful he is.

>>721805588
Oh my fuck. This faggot Drumpf gargler again. Your shit is stale, stupid and completely one sided. And also false. Alternative facts.

>>721806761
>pro choice

>>721806054
It's an analogy. What happens when you have an open border policy that allows openly hostile people into your country who openly claim they want to take it over... surprise surprise it gets taken over. They said it couldn't happen there, but it did.

>>721806661

agreed, that's why i'm moving to a blue state. my red vote is wasted. 3rd world = vast majority nignogs live there, all the whites are red because they have to deal with the reality

>>721806197
Hey I went to public school, was great when I went in late 80s, while my mom and aunts taught in Newark Public school system for 40 years each of them. There is so much corruption with funds your head would spin, unions have all the power. Give her a shot, will it make you feel better if she fails? Probably not if your a rational person that cares about the kids.

>>721806496
While you're at it you better take a look at life style, environmental factors and diet. I'm probably missing more.

>>721801492
She'll lose her Senate seat in 2018. She's toast

>>721805588
17% of United States adults are functionally illiterate, i.e. they cannot read beyond a fifth grade level. The vast majority of these people voted for Trump. Many of these people believe in the same conspiracy theories that you've posted; its because they are stupid. Very stupid. Are you are too. Weak, pathetic, and stupid.

>>721806482
very true, that nigger loaded up the gov with other nigs, angry lesbians and gay white bois who hate anything hetero or American....now all those scum are going to get flushed and have to man the protest lines for that scumbag Soros.....fuck libs, deport them to Syria for ass rape.....GO TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>721807133
niggers didnt vote Trump

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>>721798898
Love that pic anon. Here's another in a similar vein.

>>721807133
>17% of United States adults are functionally illiterate, i.e. they cannot read beyond a fifth grade level.
These people are African
>The vast majority of these people voted for Trump.
Black people didn't vote for Trump

>>721806969
I feel like you have an unreasonably large amount of concern for such a minuscule issue. Please understand that there will always be terrorist attacks because defending against terrorism is a reactive strategy. They hijacked planes so we put in better airport security so they build bombs so we develop better ways to detect them so they switch to trucks so we install concrete barriers to stop vehicles and so on and so on. Also, I'm not sure you understand what an analogy is and how to use it.

>>721807176
calm down dude

>>721807133
fuck you dick bag, most of us who own your weakass voted from trump.....suck dick faggot cause we outnumber you...we are the fucking silent majority and your days are numbered

>>721807235
Your dead mom jumped on my cock.

>>721806761
What if the entire school staff is leftist and all government officials in charge of that particular system is also leftist? How do you get a foot in?

Everyone knows the left rules the education system as well as the cast majority of the main stream media. It's no secrete.

>>721806819
> anon not understanding the difference between sex and gender

gender means you can be a child in an adult's body and fuck little kids. or an attack helicopter. anything goes as long as it's how you "feel and identify"

sex = genitalia

>>721801350
(((hardwork)))

>>721800001
>>721800000

>>721807404
Silent? You Drumpf gargling cucks never shut up.

>>721807026
I'm wishing for her to get it right. I WANT the US education to be improved so the next generation of kids can succeed. But she's so woefully incompetent, so catastrophically unqualified, that she stands no chance. Everything she believes, everything she says, everything she stands for will do nothing but harm the US's already damaged education systems.

Her ONLY experience is having lots of money and lobbying for public funds to go to private school voucher systems. She knows nothing of the office she's about to take control of.

Barring some massive series of miracles she's going to completely fuck over a generation of US kids. Which, in turn, will fuck over the US when those kids enter the work force.

>>721806786
>translation: this is true, we are making up genders and being so inclusive as to blur the lines but I have no retort to that point so instead I'm going to call you X and explain why x is wrong.

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>>721800165
I want a Print'Puter 2000 by Epson too

>>721807404
Blue states support red states through tax dollars. Democrats literally turn out their pockets so the 3rd world shithole that is the republican economy doesn't decimate local populations. I do this shit for a living, I have a masters degree in finance. You are a fucking moron, scared and ignorant, and know nothing about the issues. You have no critical thinking skills, no ability to think for yourself, no ability to research, draw independent conclusions from statistics, nothing. You are a zebra mussel siphoning the lifeblood from thinking america, and we will leave you behind you tremendously fatuous dolt.

>>721807110
These things are worthy of consideration, but if you look at the obesity rates, both Canada and the UK are surprisingly not far behind us. As for smoking, drinking, homicide rates etc., I would be willing to bet we're around the global average.

>>721801350
End all welfare. I agree.

>>721807632
she cant fuckup a system that is already hopelessly fucked up

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>>721807258
http://www.foxbusiness.com/features/2012/10/15/americas-best-and-worst-educated-states.html

>inb4 trumplet calls fox news fake news to avoid a harsh truth

And if you compare the list on Fox to the 2016 electoral map you will find that the 10 best educated states (as determined by fox news) are all blue states. Reading further, you will see that 9 out of 10 of the worst educated states are all red states with the exception of Nevada.

>>721807825
End all welfare

>>721807946
Ohhh so uneducated idiots voted for Trump? Wow that's an eye opener

>>721808082
niggers voted for Hilldog

>>721796142
Just not enough bullets for all these fucks

>>721807299
Look it's really simple. Muslims declare they want to kill you in the name of Jihad. You let them in by the hundreds of thousands.

What's going to happen?

Sweden is an example to illustrate my point, but let's fixate on my emotions instead... goddamn liberals thinking they can win an argument by talking about feelings.

>reactive strategy

Closing borders is the only viable strategy because how are you going to keep them out of cities once you let them into the country? Or maybe you naively think an armed foreign militia in all your cities is something you can develop a "reactive strategy" to?

>>721806496
Um, Evolution IS a theory.

But it's a scientific theory, meaning it's our best explanation for a body of evidence.

So evolution is two things. It's a very real scientific principle. A natural process. Irrefutable.

It is also a scientific theory. A description and explanation of the natural process.

>>721805583

> "Forgive me, anons. I'm so mind-numbingly stupid and uneducated that I don't understand the difference between a scientific theory and a scientific hypothesis."

You failed, anon. You failed HARD.

>>721806924
I'm actually pro school choice you dumb hick. The media and politicians want you to believe that literally everything is some forced binary and you have to be on one side and oppose the other.

I'm pro school choice but I'm not gonna support a system where ALL funding is hijacked from public schools to prop up charters that I have no say in and that only 10% of American kids attend and it's not partisan to be offended that a fucking donor got a cabinet position overseeing education for the most powerful nation on earth. So you donated to the presidential campaign? Cool, you get dinner with the first couple, maybe you get to be an informal advisor. But that bitch literally just bought a cabinet level position with her only qualifications being "I love children"

>>721807979
End all welfare for corporations who receive orders of magnitude beyond what poor people received. I mean its not even close. Surprisingly, with all that lobbying money corporations have somehow convinced the republicans that its really the poor people who are stealing all the tax dollars, even though its pennies on the dollar compared to what corporations get in federal subsidies. Its fucking disgusting.

>>721808251
This is an example of what happens when you cut funding to public education.

>>721807632
Good parents will always outdo a bad school, the values and education you are able to provide now a days are unlimited. IMO

>>721806910
>uses "drumpf"
>calls others stale

>>721808259
>strawmen everywhere

>>721808171
At 14% of the U.S population they sure made a real impact. Thats not even taking into account those under 18, and general voting rates. Its probably closer to 6% of the voting public is black. Nice try though. Idiot.

>>721808301
good thing Obama ended all of that

>>721808301
End all welfare

>>721807915
No, but she CAN make it worse.

So, so much worse.

And cost taxpayers more money in the process. Which I can almost guarantee will happen with a publicly funded voucher system. Especially when private schools suddenly start charging more per student. (which they assuredly will when they realize the SecEd is on their side)

>>721808315
So the people responsible for the 896 terror attacks in Iraq in 2016 alone have no chance of getting a visa from their broken corrupt government?

>>721804401
>slate is one person

You're only making yourself look retarded and slate look better than it actually is

>>721808620
oh dear this fucked up system is still fucked up

>>721808385
That's his name faggot.

And he will never invite you to one of his Putin Pee-Pee parties.

>>721808254
I admire your display of pedantic mental gymnastics, but it's not theoretical that things evolve. I suppose we get into semantics here, but I think it's a bit misleading to say that evolution is a theory.

>>721808171
No, they didn't. Obama had much higher numbers because he got black America to vote. After him, they went back to not voting.

>>721808561
Who said I'm happy that he didn't? Trump wants to fucking repeal Frank-Dodd! Thats the law which prevents another 2008 from happening. I mean jesus christ its only been 9 years and no one on the right has learned their fucking lesson. And the kicker is that the tax payers had to bail out these fucking assholes, and it will happen again because Trump wants to repeal all regulation. Fucking moronic.

>>721808712
I prefer the german, it has purity

>>721808751
so the illiterates voted more for obama than they did for hilldog?

awesome

>>721808718
it's only misleading to people who didnt pay attention in high school science and dont understand what a scientific theory is.

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>>721807946
>University educated
>intelligent
>mfw
So getting into mountains of debt, studying a social science degree and not being able to get a job is a really intelligent thing to do is it?

>>721808770
>prevents another 2008 from happening

meanwhile banks are still handing out 95% mortgages

whatever you say brah

>>721808770
see
>>721806156
Things are going to have to get a lot worse before they get any better.

>>721808861
Every single black person I know is magnitudes more intelligent than you are.

>>721804341
not sure if bait or fucking idiot

>>721808328
Except, private schools are NOT beholden to the students' parents. If the parents are unsatisfied their only option is to pull their kid out of the school and find another.

Public schools are the only schools beholden to the public. They are also the only schools required to have a standardized curriculum. An objective, secular curriculum.

>>721805583
im glad you decided to bite because you came off sounding like a complete fucking moron.
lurk less, its amusing

>>721808861
No, the illiterates voted for trump because functionally illiterate white people are much greater in number than illiterate black people because of basic demographics.

>Being this poor in math

How do you tie your own fucking shoes?

>>721808929
How would you know what goes on in higher education when you obviously never attended?

>>721805588
tl;dr

>>721808968
apparently you havent spent much time in any major US city

>>721809002
You don't have to be smart to tie shoes it's just muscle memory.

>>721808932
What is a 95% mortgage? No, banks are now required to keep a certain level of equity, and are severely restricted when it comes to leveraging that equity, read the fucking rule before you comment you dipshit.

>>721809051
Apparently you are just that stupid.

New York, Philly, Tampa.

>>721809002
>citation needed

>>721809067
yah those of us not from redneckistan know that. you prove the points against you.

>>721796142
Well, we're fucked.

>>721808718
The irony that you don't understand what a scientific theory is while you were simultaneously attacking another anon for thinking evolution isn't real.

I'm laughing so hard it hurts.

>>721809130
>What is a 95% mortgage?
srsly?

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>>721809008
>I studied STEM.
>I have a great job
>me and my friends all voted for Trump
>all my work colleagues voted for Trump
And this is all in one of your lovely blue states, we're apparently we're all so smart.
I am literally lmaoing at you and your cronies having a hissyfit at being on the losing end of the democratic process.
Enjoy the next 8 years of this ;)

>>721796142
What happened with sessions I and II?

>>721808315
Enlighten me. How do you deal with an armed foreign militia that's infiltrated every city? You're the military expert here, I'm just someone who watches fox news, apparently.

Just take a look at the war in Iraq for an idea of how easy urban warfare is. When your troops are out in the open and being shot at from buildings, They see you before you see them, and even then you don't know where the civilians are.

Maybe you want to play that tactical nightmare, or maybe it's best we just don't get in that situation in the first place

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>>721809193
winning... so much winning

>>721809254
No go ahead I'm ready to learn. What is a 95% mortgage? I work in the finance industry. This should be good. Im ready when you are.

>>721809335
I think you might be in the wrong thread. Everybody here is arguing about the merits of public education and you're the one guy shouting "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MUSLIMS?"

>>721808903
That may be true, but unfortunately it's important to not give them any fodder to fuel their misconceptions. If a creationist tells me that evolution is a theory, it's much easier to simply state the fact that it's not theoretical that organisms evolve.

>>721809251
>laughing so hard it hurts
You mean staring blankly at your computer screen while eating Cheetos?