Can we have a life in a nutshell thread? I'm feeling ki

nice dubz

>>721778922

fuckin bitch die!!!!!

>>721778922

wow you do have rly tiny hands O.O

>>721778922

you into black dudes?

>>721778922
You'd be prettier if you'd eat more. As for the rest of that shit, get happy pills prescribed. It works.
>be chubby

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>when im walking I always look down

>>721778922

FUCKIN SLAG!

>>721779055

spotted the nigger

>>721778922

why don't you slit your wrists and bleed out, it feels good you dumb cunt

>>721778922

kys on tinychat

>>721778922

you fucking cock pig, fuck off /b/

>>721778922

you look cute, added :3

>>721778922

I normally don't add people off here but since we have a lot in common I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt

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Just added you

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>just want a friend
>someone to talk too

iktf

https://discord.gg/BYmNEyE you know what if you actually want a friend just join this me and my friends talk in here all day and play games together me and alec is playing tf2 rn u can join if you want anything goes in here we got places to put nsfw things and everything

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wow you guys are real fucking assholes making fun of a vulnerable girl (especially a pretty one) do you guys get off on trolling ppl that are down? fucking idiots I swear. Just ignore them OP you are beautiful and smart and dont need to let children with infantile mentality get you down. What you need to do is ignore everyone in this thread and add me on skype. We can talk about anything you want and hell you can even use my shoulder to cry on heh.

anyways heres my skype (hitman90001)

talk to you soon, muah xoxoxo

>>721779544

faggot

>>721779544

pffthahahahha

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>>721779544

>>721779544

kys faggot

>>721778922
i know how you feel there are some points that also fit to me

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>>721779544

>muah xoxoxo

>>721779544

neck yourself

>>721779544

is this pasta?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGzAKP_HuM

Watch this: It helped me not killing myself

>>721778922

I added you, if you ever want to talk let me know beautiful

>>721779544

you look like a faggot holy shit

>>721778922
Sounds like a scam.

>>721778922

why are you depressed?

>>721779027
Your dick would feel bigger

>>721778922

you give good head?

OP show tiny feet

Do you have a kik? I'm getting a new PC and wont have Steam for a bit (maybe a month).

>>721779544
i refuse to believe this is real.

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8 friends on steam. I will return to her account to check how many digits more it will be.

>>721778922
>spend all day playing video games
40hrs on CS:GO...

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>>721779055
I hear the french police are.

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>>721779569
>>721779596
>>721779639
>>721779664
>>721779719
>>721779758
>>721779785
>>721779911
>>721780249

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>>721779544
>wow you guys are real fucking assholes making fun o f a vulnerable girl (especially a pretty one)
>(especially a pretty one)
Yeah fuck the ugly ones who gives a shit, amiright? Tell me who is the bigger asshole the people who are being a dick to her regardless of her looks or some fag who is holding her on a pedestal because of her looks?

fucking newfags everywhere

>>721780924

this

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>>721780891

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Enjoy guys.

>>721778922
U have really pretty eyes, pls show your dick

>>721779544
Fucking white knight wanker, this is 4chan m8 tf do you expect?

>>721778922

> mid 30's
> average health
> average job
> average gf
> average life
> play vgs after work
> fuck gf while thinking of junior school girls
> neither satisfied or dissatisfied
> life is a boring af hamster wheel

>>721778922
I'm going to buy this lovely young lady lots of games to help cheer her up a bit.

>>721781194
I don't quite understand this image

>>721780314
Already 13 friends, this gon b guud

ill add you

i dont really feel like talking about depressing shit but ill play games

>Nobody even said tits or gtfo yet

What the fuck guys, tits or gtfo OP

>>721781450
What do you not understand? There are even fucking arrows for the most autistic ones, who look at the picture.

>>721778922
If u can cook and will suck my dick I'll waifu u m'lday. U can call me senpai and I will defend your honour with my twin katanas Nightblood and GiantSlayer

>>721778922
I'm old enough to be your dad, so we can't really be friends. Sorry to hear you are going through such a hard time. When it gets bad, just remember that you have people who love and care about you. I care about you, and I've never met you.

>>721781554
this

>>721778922
I'm pretty down to right now. We can game together. What you play on SteaM?

>>721778922
>comes on /b/ to vent
tits or gtfo you know how this shit works

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>>721778922
I will love u forever if u can accept my uniqueness

>>721781554

this is the new /b/

gtfo shitlord

>>721781589
Fukin criiiiiinge

>>721781689
>newfag

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>>721778922

>female
>virgin

If you're still a virgin (against your will) when you're a woman, you're either too picky or something is really wrong with you.

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>>721781470
21 friends

>>721781638
what am I even looking at

>>721778922
Copy pasta as usual

>>721781689
This is the new b
Pls don't use profanities like s@@tlord

>>721778922
Wow same situation OP, wanna chat?

>>72178138i feel like this is where most people end up and im ready for it tbh

>>721781854
I am sorry u can't accept me

>>721781833
27

>>721778922
nigger

>>721781909
Not with you, you sound kind of depressing no offence

>>721778922
Fuck you needing a friend TITS OR GTFO

>>721781638
/b/ro you need a new dick

>>721778922
Ah i dont really have time to play games for the next week but feel free to text me if you need someone to talk to. Ive given out my number on here before so i dont really mind, 6197201495 ill reply with a screen shot of the thread to prove its me

>>721778922
sounds to me like you were born a few centuries too late

why dont you shitpost about feels on r9k like the rest of us robots does

>>721778922
What about your kik? I'm bored at work. I gotta keep it SFW anyways.

>>721781939
You should have that checked out, by a zoologist.

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>>721778922

>>721779544

Holy shit someone screen cap this super cringe

Oh my god you're a faggot dude

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>>721779278
pic related

>>721781555
And these "autistic ones", [I assume you are referring to posts or posters] what do they prove exactly? What I am supposed to think to myself after looking at this image?

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>>721782025
Wtf? I haven't said a thing about myself!

>>721782222
Someone obey the quints.

Added you on steam, will play sometime, now I gotta get some sleep as it's midnight here in finland..
(I'm ...laaksonen on steam btw)

Idk who is trolling who in this thread

>be 29
>Well paid job
>Mortgage 70% paid off
>Long term, steady gf
>Drive a 4.6l V8
>Play vidya weekday evenings
>Get disgustingly drunk and take many, many drugs at the weekend
>Power through suicide Tuesday
>Repeat

Life is good.

>>721778922
Tits or gtfo

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>>721778922
even if you were the ugliest skinny bitch I'd probably stick it in you

i'm not that great either

steam wont let me add people for some fucked up reason (says my account does not have that privilege) but add if you want, would be nice to have more people to play with steam is neocypher1

>>721778922
you look like one of my exes

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>>721782400

First of all, all of your fuckers are faggots.

Not one tits or GTFO. What happened to you /b/ros?

And to all you other "you're beautiful add me on Skype" faggots, neck yourselves. Don't have the balls to talk to a girl IRL, and I doubt you'd even Skype.

Bunch of faggots

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>>721778922

>>721781554

51

51 posts went by without the golden rule being mentioned. I am disappointed in all of you faggots. Fucking despicable. You white knights will die alone with your katanas and waifus. /b/ is fucking disgusting now.

Tits or gtfo you cunt

>>721782222
Someone already did

Click here
>>721781194

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>>721778922
Hey atleast you have more balls than me. I'm too afraid to even ask people to be my friend.

>>721782092
shouldnt have posted your number on here youll probably get doxed or just fucked with lol

>>721781194
lol whats the point of this

>>721778922
>last played counter strike global offensive
Yeah, nah.

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>>721782574
There has been several but unfortunately you're to retarded to read

>>721782222
Nice quads, but it cant save the cringe in this thread

>>721782490
You haven't actually bought any games for real money aka your identity can't be linked to your account, solve your problem by buying a 1$ game or even cheaper

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>>721782574
Have you even looked through the thread you dumb nigger? "The rules" have been posted. Fucking kill yourself.

>>721779344
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/currentlysleeping/
where is this from?

>>721782400
>Drunkard druggie gamer
>"Le good life"

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>>721779544

add this cunt on skype and send dickpics

>>721778922
nope, nudes first
then ill buy you something on steam

>>721782400

Forgot to add
>Don't pay into a pension, as I'll probably be dead by the time I'm 50
>Hunter S Thompson is my spirit animal

>>721781854
"Appearance after iatrogenic injury"

Not sure what that means exactly, probably fucked up circumcision.

http://www.genitalsurgerybelgrade.com/urogenital_surgery_detail.php?Penile-trauma/18

>>721782829
thats the pussy way to cut

>>721781709
I see your cringe and I raise you "Go fuck yourself!"

She hit 36 friends. She began with 8. Lets make her a youtube star, these guys are building a fan base as I suppose

>>721782827
ah, did not know this, i figured steam was just being a cheeky cunt, thanks for the heads up though anon

>>721782400
Basically me as well except i drive a fast car.

>>721778922
No you don't want a friend or you'd post on a forum for that and look for a gay guy to talk to.

>>721782829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hi4ahSMmsA

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>>721782761
>>721782829
As this anon mentioned >>721782636
51 cringy faggots posted before it was bought up. It needs to be in the top 5 at least.

>>721779544
Unlike OP this guy is cool with dicks on his Skype

>>721778966
how is this not checked

>>721778922
nice copypasta i like it
have a (you)

OP has gtfo. Gj boys

>>721778922
Hey :) id like to be your friend! By that I mean you should come to live in my flat and be my sex slave. Sound good? I may beat you but I'd love you really!

>>721783416
imho the worst was the guy with the pic trying to hit on her
most are common 4chan trash everyone expects, but thats just evil

> be 25
> single
> zero hour contract
> live with dad
> no car
> too depressed to make friends

Could be worse though

>>721780314
Lol, she is at 50 now.

>>721782387
Kek

>>721778922
Do u olay dota2 OP? If u do i'll add U

>>721782636
This is pitiful but /b/ was always disgusting, you must not remember all the scat gore and GOATSE

>>721783649
yea, 4chan is autistic but we tend to favour the people who are down on luck

Hello OP. I am 46 and an excellent guide for girls like you, helping them grow into grown women. I have helped several girls your age discover the woman inside of them through, not only helping them embrace their sexual natures, but also through my demands and inpatience. By always putting more and more responsibilities on your shoulders you will gain a lot of self confidence. You will be able to make dinners for us and any guests we decide to invite over. These will be made from scratch dinners by the way. I dont believe in microwaves and you will learn to hate them too. You will know you are protected at all times which will give you tremendous self confidence to not only leave our little camper trailer in the woods whenever you want but also to go to work. I cant work so you will need to and, yes, it will be so good for you. Ours will be a simple non-materialistic lifestyle ofcourse but we will make time and invest in video games, the internet and cable tv. We will eventually be lovers OBVIOUSLY but I understand if you want to save your virginity until our wedding night. Trust me when I say I will teach you how to please your father figure in ways that do not involve giving up your virginity before you are ready! i dont want to be vulgar but I am talking about mutual oral pleasures not anything nasty or painful like anal. I would lose some respect for you if you wanted to explore pain. My respect will come to mean so much to you I am confidant that will not be an issue. Anyways, if you are curious to know more, and eager to get started, lets exchange contact info. My truck can haul most of what you may want to bring with you and if we use plastic containers none of it will get wet in the shed. I love you already,
Vernon Bass (like the fish haha)

>>721783983
Pedophil

>>721781589
Same here, twice her age, but really hate to see anyone feel this bad. At that age, the future does seem bleak, but it will get better. Just hope she finds someone to talk to to help her out.

>smallfeetplease

>>721784104
Shes 19 you idiot. Stop acting like a man and woman cant be together as full grown adults. I hate that kind of discrimination!

>>721784104
He said his name is virgin bass

>be 6'4 and beta
>be autist
>be at home without leaving 80 days straight
>be buff as fuck because I have nothing better to do but lift and shit post
>be scheduled for mental health treatment like an edgy teen
>Le I'm so damaged meme
>have 3000 hours + on steam games
>have no confidence
>have never even kissed a girl Elliot Rodger.jpg

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>721781194

plz refer to >>721780891

Op show us your tiny feets

>>721784314
Vernon. Get it straight. Vernon Bass. I was a great pest control specialist before I threw my back out.
Asshole.

>be 25
>High school drop out
>lost job 3 months ago
>unable to find another despite constant search applying and interviews
>live in gf's parents basement because apartment complex raised rent so much wouldn't be able to pay even if both me and gf worked.
>Car broke down
>no support system
>constant depression
>Try to visit family to clear head
>sister brings up abortion on car ride home
>says my response os rude and kicks me out of car on side of freeway
> 64 miles from home no coat , middle of winter
>forced to walk 8 miles in the cold to nearest gas station to charge phone
>call gf to see if parents can come get me
>Supposed to leave 3 hours ago to get me
>decided staying after work was more important than picking me up
>Now om sitting in a cafe, alone, because my sister abandoned me, and im not a high enough priority to get sooner

cheer up op it could be worse

I dont care about what you say negative about yourself. I would want to be together with you. Sounds weird but im not looking for all best. For me what you say it make me feel like i found dream girl. Im depressed i may sound like completly fag but that is what i feel from just small words

http://archiveofsins.com/soc/thread/24623297/

fags

>>721778922
Small hands are sexy and small feet > large ones

Everything you mentioned comes from lack of social experiences.
I personally was very shy and distanced myself from others.
It changed when i quit my job and decided to fuck everything and travel for a half year because therevwas no way to isolate myself and i was forced to improve on a daily base.

It was awkward as fuck as first to be a quite listener only most of the time but eventually noticed that almost everybody is insecure in any way but the experiences differ only.

There's no need to make such an extreme change, but you'll need to find a way like a hobby or any kind of group that's forcing you to socialise in the long run

>>721784104
>>721784314
til cheap larping copypasta dude is believable to some people

>>721778922
you know the rules TITS OR GTFO

>>721784352

Bait wouldn't give his account like this. I mean do you really think people on here are not as autistic as this guy? On 4chan? You can argue with me, but it's a 50/50 if this guy is for real retarded or just fucking around

>>721778922
Tits or gtfo u waste of space

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>>721784488
that doesnt sound so bad.

>>721784274
>>721784314
Faggot

>>721778922
You got a snap?

>>721778922
would be nice if you logged in

>>721778922
>33
>alcoholic
>nothing even resembling a social life
>nothing to show for myself besides a bunch of artwork that no one ever sees
>last time I hung out with someone, I kept feeling like I wasn't making any sense when I spoke. And then when I got home, I kept replaying our conversations in my head to make sure I didn't say anything stupid or offensive (I DID)

You're young, OP. It might get better... it might not. For now, just imagine yourself at 33 having to explain to your 19yo self that you wasted 14 years.

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all these horny fat virgins breathing heavy at the chance to talk to a girl

>>721778922
Too bad your not 25 or so. I would take the time to get to know you.

>>721778922
Dear OP,

I also look down when I walk in the street. Because fucking dog owners can't fucking pickup their dogs shit and if I don't look down I end up with poop in my sneakers.

Sincerely, Anon

>>721781638
What's with the albino Shrek dick?

Vernon again. Clearly i have made the best offer and have not cast judgement on your insecurities OP. These others are boys and it will take them many years to understand a female. Come to Papa. It will be the time of your life.

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>>721785499

>>721784924
It wouldn't be if it didn't seem like a constant theme in my life. I currently live out in the middle of fucking nowhere with no car and no way to get to job interviews. I am literally stuck in a dungeon in a house full of people who could care less about me.

It might not sound bad, but it's a toxic environment and is eating away my soul

>>721785773
kek. You have to be pretty fucking based to do that.

>>721778922
Cheer up brons

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>>721779544

>>721785488
I'd like to see that artwork. we could exchange. my steam account is moowaffels. if your not dead yet appreciate every good breath you have.

>>721778922
let's be serious for a minute here, all trolling aside. How do you keep getting these girls to give you those pictures? Do they do it for you personally or is there a website where these can be found

>>721782835
Looks like gj-bu

>>721786141
I appreciate that. I don't have a steam account, but I'll save your name and hit you up if I decide to get one.

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>>721785821
I've lived in a toxic environment before. Still do to some extent. I still don't really have any close friends, so hearing about human interaction makes me somewhat melancholy. Things can always change if you commit yourself. It takes time and opportunities (but honestly how the hell would i know).

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Rate my dick you dumb attention whore

>>721782222
Holy shit newfag redditors like you are the cringe ones. It's obviously just copy and pasted.
>someone screen cap this
Yeah put me in it too so everyone on /r/4chan knows I want them to go duck themselves

>>721778922
>>721786175
answer me op, you cock sucking nigger

You play videogames all day --> 30h in counterstrike
Wtf

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>>721786527
I also have discord, curse. anything will do. I'm a young artist and i really have no standards when it comes to art. I'm genuinely curious to see whatever style you may have come up with.

>>721787174
>I also have discord, curse. anything will do.
I've never even heard of those. I can't tell whether I'm getting old or if I'm just out of the loop. Perhaps both.

>I'm genuinely curious to see whatever style you may have come up with
It's all over the place. How about you?

>>721778922
Do you have Xbox Op?

>>721787503
conversation often is superficial. small talk is just a way of feeling out the conversation so you don't hit any triggers and god damn do people seem triggered these days. If you live in a dungeon long enough the pigment in your skin will go away and you'll become invisible. You're just a wizard in waiting.

>>721787142

30h really... I got 1000s ofhours in games, 30 hours is nothing, faggot.

>>721778922

>those circles under your eyes

Doctor here, I think you might have teh AIDS

>>721787896
Thats what he was saying op says she plays video games all day and the most hours she has in any game is counter strike which is 30 hours.

>>721784488
what state you in /b/ro?>>

>>721778922
I feel you, let's play some vidya sometime.
Ign: Sugar_

>>721788256

fuck off virgin

join the military

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>>721787851

>>721787775
I have very little consistency. I'm alright at drawing hands and eyes, but as far as good perspective and artistic knowledge goes im severely lacking. But a unique art style is something that's hard to come by. "All over the place" could be a blessing- you never know.

>>721788494
Just tell the boy you want to suck his dick, faggot. This flirting is frustrating me.

Vernon Bass

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>>721779544
screencapping for cringe thread

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>>721779544

nice dubs

>>721781638
why does your dick have arms?

>>721778922
Hallo Brenda, you can always skype me again.
Best wishes.
Alex

end yourself please :\

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>>721788724
Vernon why do you put your name at the bottom? you know you can change your screen name right?

>>721789393
so it can hold up flappy lips during intercourse.

>>721778922
Sup OP, you can add me if you want Patrickbateman313, if you wanna have some interesting convos, idc about sex i am way maturer than that, and pls dont add me rest of childish cancer of this thread.
Just my 2 cents.

>>721788494
Most of my work is either abstract figurative or obscured photo paintings.

>>721789536
I was raised right.

Vernon Bass

>>721781385
> life is a boring af hamster wheel
Seconded. This is why I'm hyped for chaos lord Trump.

>>721781554
was just gonna say this.. this place is fuckin infested with newfags.. im moving to 8

>>721778922
@op, where are you from?

>>721789888
The fact that Emperor Trump's regime is creating chaos is only silver lining to the whole shitshow.

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>Be 18
>male
>virgin
>about to graduate High school
>Everyone I know loves me
>Really good self esteem
>Good looks and pretty strong, not too strong
>I guess the best thing I have going for me is my photography, already involved in the local big studio, get mad cash.
>Senior year is stressing as fuck, don't have the GPA for major league colleges
>Don't even want to go to college, really
>I am looked at as a role model by most of my friends
>Have big plans
>I've been lying to everyone I know for the last 7 years
>I've been lying to myself
>trying to paint a picture of myself in their eyes, something better than what actually was
>I've been hiding behind a veil of fake achievements
>all the trust and relations I've built came crashing down in one day.
>all i have left are the friends that I haven't necessarily let down yet.
>I never want to lie again.

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mfw relating to op

hey just added you- steam is /dinosaurmotel

>>721778922
I'm a nihilist and my life's fucking great.

>32
>Male
>Felon
>6'2
>Bigguy
>Still no idea what do with life
>Ended up exactly how I didnt want to; unsure
>Figure it will be the same at 40, just more wrinkly

>>721789876
Werent you the one saying you'd lift this baits spirits? where is that vernon? damn son seems you're just thinking with your penu.

>>721778922
HAHAHAHHAHA

>>721789894
Heh, we'll see you in about 5 minutes.

8chān was my homebase for the first couple years, but unfortunately it's become a pathetic shell of it's former self. It's now mainly populated by small group of anons who are literally severely autistic.

103 Friends. Mission Accomplished

>>721788764
It's a pasta you fucking newfag, same with ops post

>>721778922

[email protected]

I don't have steam.

We can talk about whatever.

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>>721778922

you can come live in my basement if you like

>>721790731
>MUH DICK MUH DICK MUH DICK MUH DICK!!!!!!
Man, talk about fishing in the wrong fuckin pond

>>721790969
The only thing worse than this pasta is the fucking newfags falling for it.

>>721782222

>hitman90001

LOL HEY EVERYONE LET'S POST SCREENNAMES OF PPL WE DON'T LIKE AND PRETEND WE'RE THEM SAYING STUPID SHIT!

I'm tricatrem on Tumblr and I'm not buying your burritos anymore!!!!!!

>be me
>be 24
>studied audio engineering
>got my own small business
>not that much contracts coming in
>all i do is sit on my couch and play arma all day
>feelsbadman.jpg

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>>721789789
Im really only a sketch artist trying to expand.

Virgin?....You? Ha...Ha....ha.....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah......ahahahhahahahahahahajahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha..... No, you are NOT

>>be me

>>721779544
Baby's first day in 4chan

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>>721791629
Nice. I like the simplicity.

I don't do much sketching, but I enjoy working with charcoal.

>>721792070
babby's first dad on 4chin.

>>721790274
faggot normie scum
inb4 bait

>>721789393
Cos they cum in handy ...

Everybody send dong pics

>>721781194
>unironically screencapping copypasta bait.
>newfag

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>>721779544
This must be pasta, what the fuck is this

>>721778922
>I don't want to give out my skype because it
>here is my steam..I just need a friend :/

At what point do you sucker guys into getting you some free games, by pretending to be a girl, worthless trash.

>>721779544
White knight cuck.

>be 19
Good age, still young, I see no problem here
>female
*Pretty female, imagine if you looked like a gorilla
>small hands and feet
This isn't even a problem wtf
>virgin
Good girl
>dirty blonde
If you wash it it's not dirty, the color is fine if that's what you mean
>sickly skinny
Again, good, I fucking hate fat chicks, and most of them use the term "curvy" to mask the fact they are over weight and disgusting
>high school drop out
Get back into education or find a part time job if you really want to
>neet
Get a job you lazy
>spend all day playing video games
Gamer girls are something special, no problem here
>rarely leave house
Go outside, I know it's a generic response but just try it, the mall, movies, anything
>no appetite
Learn to cook, this will boost your good girl rating from 9 to 11 and making bomb food will give you an appetite
>sometimes afraid to leave house
Grow a pair, actually don't, just stop being a pussy
>when I leave home Im nervous
You're too sheltered, go wild, just don't be a hoe
>when im walking I always look down
This is why you're a virgin, look up and smile at dudes you like, while giving a little head tilt, when girls do that shit to me I melt
>afraid to look at anyone
See above
>constant looming fear
Of what?
>depressed
Don't be one of those basic bitches who claims to be depressed without having been diagnosed, if you're legit depressed, get meds
>hug my pillow at night
Aww
>pretend its someone that loves me
AWWWW
>on the verge of nihilism
I don't know what nihilism means
>just want a friend
You're a girl, since when do girls not have friends? Go out more
>someone to talk too
Most humans are shitty and/or boring, I wouldn't worry about it

>>721792124
That's actually quite good if I do say so myself. Sucks that Art is being steamrolled by technology, admiration wise. Although my skills lie with the cutting edge of technology art has always been a soft spot for me. Good job anon; a hidden gem.

>>721781402
you got it

>>721792124
That has some interesting shading and blending. I dont think i've really seen abstract art like that. It has kind of a subconscious feel to me. It fits in a weird spot of my mind. The tone is dark but the background texture you've made gives an intriguing contrast. that's the feeling i get at least.

is this thread bait? either way request sent Bic

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>>721793003
you'll really build a persons self esteem by slipping in insults. whats the point of even responding like that? I dont understand the rationality. just call her bait like the rest of 4chin and leave.

>>721793003

kill yourself immediately

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>i'm so lonely
>116 steam friends

Obvious attention ploy

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>>721793007
>>721793097
Thanks

Here's a charcoal that I wish I was responsible for

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>>721793003
Fuck im bored and got nothing better to do. something you wanna get off your chest b/ro?

>>721793438
It's that high now? Holy kek.

>>721793474
yeah me too. that shits got some layers. one day i'll learn how to make good charcoals.

>>721792684
almost right away in my experience

i seen this before fuck u

>>721781194
B-but this is a shit tier thread

>>721778922
You know the rules Jezebel, tits or gtfo. I will not validate you just because you're a female

Remember sage goes in all fields