Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>721766051
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Claim :o
I'm going on break.
hardcore animal penetration
>>721778581
But you didn't post the Tomoko smut yet.
Who wants an egg?
>>721778862
Not for some dog fucking degenerate.
>>721778663
Still no tablet for me?
>>721779034
What about for Tomoko. If she fucks a dog and is into it, then wouldn't you do it for her?
>>721779028
nice ears
>>721779199
What if dogs could talk and they told you that they hated you for raping them all the time?
Point is we can ask what ifs all day, but at the end of the day, you are still a dog fucking degenerate.
>>721779126
Im i haven't found a pic and im too lazy to open photoshop.
>>721778487
>>721779373
Im not .5 until you make a tablet AND get me to sign that contract I never saw.
>>721779325
Seems unlikely.
What if they could talk and instead actually liked having sex?
>>721779501
they're really easy to make tbh
>>721778870
me
>>721779485
ah. nostalgia of my childhood
>>721779837
Im on phone. Kinda difficult there.
>>721779965
Poached or fried?
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Do5ttRC6Tk
>>721779515
Which is worse: Some mutt fucking your dogs, or some man fucking your dogs?
>>721779501
Probably the best image of Rory.
>>721779501
You dont need to see it.
I'll make one tomorrow if i find something fiting.
Claim
>>721780142
don't hurt him!
never knows best, :)
>>721780172
>Which is worse: Some mutt fucking your dogs, or some man fucking your dogs?
Geez that's hard. Probably another guy, but both would piss me off.
Unless I turned bi and got myself a male dog or something.
>>721780172
I like this one more, to be fair.
>>721780234
I do. I will get a lawyer on this.
>>721780278
Oh, just the raw egg?
>>721780519
yiss i want a baby chick
>>721780339
does u wish that was u?
>>721780519
Nah, you dont need that too, 5
>>721780637
One raw egg.
>>721780788
Oh yes I do
Finally home
>Claimed
>>721780862
why did you kill him!
>>721781010
Hes not dead. Hes pining for the fjords.
>>721780862
A tablet will be good enough.
>>721779965
Comrade shielder! How was your day?
>>721781335
Not for me
>>721780917
had a nice day?
>>721781123
you're a murderer, i want a big chicken so you can butcher it for dinner.
>>721781414
lonely and boring because wifi died for hours -.-
>>721781614
Kind of sort of. I have to pack and leave town in a bit
>>721781559
Dont be greedy now
>>721781674
fleeing the cops again?
>>721782563
Yeah, also going to give me finger prints to the US government
>>721782040
Im not greedy. Just adding to my previous stipulation.
>>721781614
All these eggs are not fertilized. They will never be chicken.
>>721780519
That image lacks almost everything what >>721779501 has.
>>721782790
Work on your penmanship. I can't read that, you filthy illiterate niger.
>>721782678
lol i didn't mean it like that -.-
>>721782710
oh i didn't know chickens could lay eggs without being fugged
>>721782918
>>721783083
Good lord, did you believe they were selling fertilized eggs at the store?
Speaking of which, some Tojo's hatched eggs outside their shell. Bretty wiggid.
>>721783083
I'm confused
G'morning /waifu/
>>721782918
>calling other people illiterate
>can't read
>calling other people nigger
>can't read
>>721783210
Are you my Tomoko?
>>721783226
will you be okay? why do you have to leave town?
>>721783288
hi chara's gf~
I need your luck.
>>721783567
I-I am my own person, you know..
>>721783646
I hope you break a leg and die :o
>>721783646
Hi alien guy.
>>721783567
I haven't seen Chara in a while now.
>>721783646
i used it all up!
>>721783734
fiiiine Louise-claimer*
>>721783942
Louise has her locked in the basement.
>>721783994
There ya go~
How are you?
>>721784152
Shit, you got me.
BOOM
EXPLOSIVE LOLI IS MINE AGAIN
>>721784300
i'm so bored and there's no sunlight ;-;
teach me open myself up so can let myself be in a relationship too
no carb diet is hard, send bread
how is everyone
>>721782892
Oh, you're a swimsuit guy?
>>721783083
All birds lay eggs anyway. Our lorikeet lays them all the time despite being the only bird in the cage.
>>721783288
Good evening
>>721783646
I don't have any
>>721784558
Bad
>>721783083
Yes chickens lay eggs without sex. It's basically their menstruation cycle.
>>721784152
I don't know what you mean by that.
>>721784539
I'm sorry to hear!
Well, aren't you and Hama trying something? Just focus on Hama and nobody else. Like, talk to other people, but only flirt with them.
>>721784643
Evening. How are you?
>>721784558
what foods are you staying away from?
>>721784581
doesn't that hurt them? do the eggs get stuck?
>>721784558
Bread
>Rory-sama
>>721784764
Good
Shimaaaaaaaa claimeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
>>721780673
All I ever wanted was to die unknown and unnoticed.
>>721784714
its difficult for me because i like being alone and i'm not very good in relationships and i'm weird and too silly and never take anything seriously and a lot more things that don't make me relationship material !
>>721784643
Why bad?
>>721784774
Anything with carbs I can't eat or drink right now, basically. So any drinks with sugar, I can't have, and alcohol is a nono.
Go date Hama.
>>721784775
Is this crescent fresh?
>>721783567
I have to go down and give them my fingerprints so I can become a legal resident
>>721783994
That sounds awful
>>721784643
Reeeee
>>721783750
Theatre luck is better than nothing
>>721784984
me too
>>721785049
are you fat or something?
>>721785054
wait are you being serious?
>>721785059
i have to get more from the supermarket later
>>721784774
All birds cope with it.
>>721785049
I have fresh croissants about to come out. That one is slated to be ham and cheese.
>>721785241
But with no luck you'll never make it there.
>>721784327
Why did you decide to pick explosive loli as your waifu?
>>721784581
More about the pose, camera angle, expression and the quality of the image (linework, lighting, finish, etc.)
>>721785049
Idk, i didn't really mean it
>>721785059
:o
>>721785274
now i want a chicken hehe
>no shielder reply
>>721784815
Well, that's good!
Up to anything but posting?
>>721785326
i have a lot of faith!
>>721785433
Faith: the belief in something that isnt true
Pls dont died
>>721785241
Not really, but I haven't been able to lift in 2 months+ due to an injury, so I need to cut what there is before an EDM festival in April.
Date Hama, you ignored me!
>>721785274
That's not crescent fresh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0gJZMx79pA
>>721785340
I love you.
>>721785407
I could have sworn I did, I'm very sorry.
see
>>721785046
>>721785241
Of course, its not something to lie about
>>721785539
i have faith in myself to make it to the store!
>>721785545
what is EDM? can you lift me? i'm about 115lbs
I would love to date Hama-chan but I don't think I'm ready for something just yet.
>>721785692
what the f-bombs, i thought you were legal already!
>>721785407
I'm watching a movie with Konata
>>721785545
I love me too
>>721785572
I mean, you don't gotta if you don't wanna
>Like being alone
Everyone does, but if you're comfortable with someone, it's like being alone with them
>Too weird and silly
Some people like that
>Not taking serious
You don't have to spend all day being serious, you can be with someone and be lighthearted
>>721785806
Sounds pleasant
I can't say I know who you are though
no, no, no, no!
wifi is slowing down!
>>721785331
I wish I could post best gif. But its over 2 mb. Fucking hiroshimoot.
>>721785545
You're not crescent fresh.
>>721785805
Electronic Dance Music, rave music, dubstep, house, club, etc.
Easily, before I injured my shoulder I was benching 225 for 12.
I'm sure I've still got enough to do 115.
Rip hamaXshielder
>>721785805
Can i make sweet love to you in case you dont make it?
Who are some dominant,arrogant,vain characters. I'm a real sucker for those kind of characters.
>>721785898
It is
I'm me
>>721781614
Ow that sucks, on the bright side though: now you can do something else, like reading a book?
>>721785805
I mean, I already paid my fees, all I have to do now is the fingerprints and waiting stuff
>>721785898
i'm not cut out for this sorta thing!
>>721784558
dead on the inside still -_-
>>721784984
is that a yes? -_-
>>721786097
Who's me?
>>721786181
Not with that attitude!
>>721786151
>>721786125
>>721786181
>>721786334
Nobody
No Miku yet... Well she's mine.
>>721784327
1. Affinity for casters
2. Affinity for explosives (always the one with explosives in a multiplayer game etc)
3. The HAT
4. ADORABLE CHARACTER
I am Special K. Remember me.
>>721785963
Could post it somewhere else and then give a link.
Wifi is dying!!!
>>721785993
wow i can't even lift 50lbs
what are you even.
>>721786026
i don't know
>>721786125
i need to give my poor eyes a rest from reading -.-
>>721786151
then hurry up so that we can be together and i can cook brownies for you
>>721786334
i want to crawl into a hole and die
>>721786367
okay that's pretty hot
>>721785963
>>721786588
Sorry meant to rebly to you ;3
>>721786424
Ahhh, Nobody
>>721786695
That seems extreme..why?
>>721786695
I mean... I enjoy lifting. I'm definitely not the strongest, and I know a lot of people stronger than me.
>>721786864
Yes, Nobody
>>721786695
Anything else fun that you could do whilst having wifi troubles?
>>721786326
Sure.
Here
>>721787055
okay
>>721787026
I see!
You should finish your character before Saturday
>>721787254
Tomoko
wifi is at one bar, here we go!
>>721786864
because i don't believe in myself, i don't believe i will be able to hold my end of the relationship
>>721786992
you dont have to be so modest~
i only have strong legs and i great vertical leap
>>721787036
i'll probably step outside, look around, and go back in...
>>721787254
there
>>721787427
Louise. Any progress?
>>721787496
Hi there. Wifi troubles I see
>>721785331
>>721786752
Wow. I must be really tired. You are the person these were meant for.
>>721787427
How do i do that?
>>721787254
Hey cutie.
>>721787496
Trust me, in the lifting world I'm certainly not strong. I'm just stronger than normal people who don't push themselves.
>not skipping leg day
>>721787496
Ever considered getting a pet? What's the deal with your wifi anyways?
>>721787346
I'm going to sleep. I think.
>>721787762
Not cutie. How are you
Gotta go, bye guys!
>>721787496
Be honest with Hama, and if they still wanna try it, give it your best.
>>721787633
I have won with
Yoda
Apprentice
Ashlotte
Siegfried
Angol
Kamikiri
But now it's time for class
>>721787658
I'll work with you individually when I get back from class, please
Hello I am back.
Please direct your kind and loving/accepting comments to me friends.
>>721787944
goodnight
dream of shagging sheep or something
>>721787950
Have fun with class
>>721787950
Ok
Bye
>>721787946
I already said it though, no take backs.
I'm great, glad I have these days off during our base exercise! How are you?
>>721787950
Take care!
>>721784558
Good morning
>>721788195
Yeah take backs. Just woke up and took a shower a bit ago. now im just kind of here
>>721787987
Hello. How is your day going? I hope it's going well. Even if you may be the false dog claimer.
.
カラミチーマス
>>721788276
Morning, Alice. How have you been?
>>721788332
Can't make me. Just woke up? Isn't it a tad late there? You could always play tanks
>>721788561
I'm feeling a bit bleh this evening. No work today?
>nice butt
>>721788408
No it's me. I wasn't aware there was someone else claiming to be me? Kind of had a feeling though.
I'm not normally up around this time but my dogs woke me up and I'm tired but I can't sleep.
>>721788561
I cant but you should. I woke up around 1pm. Yeah I need to get my first wins
How is everyone?
>>721788700
So do you post the images or that dog getting fucked or is that only the "imposter"?
>>721788677
Did you say butt?
>>721788944
Tuka a bimbo butt
Yohane butt is much better
>>721788700
I only thought so because of the filename. Throws me off whenever I see that.
That's unfortunate. What did your dogs need?
>>721788895
I believe he posts them
>>721788815
I am okay anon. You?
>>721788771
Tomoko seriously how are you always here?
Are you the Smug one?
>>721788895
Which one? I only got one pic of Georgette getting fucked that ever I post here.
Had another of her getting DP'd but I lost it.
This one.
>>721782918
>>721788815
Bad
>>721789112
I just got here. yeah
>>721788677
Well I hope it gets better. Got classes at all today?
Yeah, I'm off. I work tomorrow though.
That's my butt IRL
>>721788771
Nah, I don't wanna.
I wish I could sleep in like that, damn. I'm tired as hell. Blow up some tankos
>>721788815
Great, how about yourself?
>>721789003
How about Rory butt?
>>721789112
Can't complain, I'm done with classes for the day and I'm going to the gym here shortly. Yourself?
>>721789233
Aw, why?
>>721789294
See above, just hanging out for the moment.
>>721789294
Post bike
>>721789294
I had no classes today, canceled due to inclement weather!
Hmmm, no work today huh? What you got on the plate for today?
Is that your butt irl? I'm jealous :(
>I sense a recurring theme in your images!
>>721789336
Rory butt is bretty good.
>>721789233
Why bad?
>>721789254
I see
>>721789294
Bye
>>721789402
Another great day home with my dog soulmates
>>721789467
Yeah driving is gonna be dangerous tonight
>>721789294
For me please? Yeah its ok i guess. That I will
>>721789573
Yeah
>>721789467
Rory has good butt.
Rem Claimed
>>721789573
Is that right? I wish I had my dogs here.
>>721789402
>>721789573
Idk, i didn't really mean it
>>721789861
I'm pretty biased against Tuka, I didn't like her character
>>721789435
I'd prefer not to, both my bike and my car stand out, and if anyone from base see's them here they'll know who I am.
>>721789467
Ah rip, it's snowing a tad this morning here!
I'm gonna maybe work on my car today, look into fitting the sliders on my bike as well.
It's not, I'm too masculine.
>>721789675
Why would I call you not cute, that's dumb.
Well have fun with tanks then.
>>721789675
How do you manage to be on here so much and still play all those games?
You must be quite the coffee drinker. I know you said you didn't like coffee shops. But how else do you stay up so much?
>>721790139
What kind of dogs you have?
>>721790201
Well that's good.
>>721790214
Tuka only good for elf butt.
>>721790216
Fair enough.
>>721790236
One's a collie/shepherd mix, the other is wire hair terrier
Technically they're my parents but I love them dearly and wish they were here
>>721790236
It is
>>721790216
Because its true. I am
>>721790236
I can do both at the same time. I drink a good bit. I have my own coffee machine that I use
>>721790216
We're supposed to get 30cm on Friday, I'm kind of looking forward to it! I want to go snowboarding again
What are sliders, if I might ask? No mockorino my no knowledgerino :(
Oh, I'm jealous of her butt then. One day maybe
>>721790428
Her character makes it impossible for me to enjoy it
>>721790496
I beat stage 9 of the crossover quest