Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
still here
i claim pingu as mine
>>721732769
i miss ks/b/
>>721732632
>>721732843
I'm sure that would drive away the sleepiness for a while.
>>721732940
Me too, those were good times.
>>721732566
Yeah.
On the bright side I just finished what I was doing so now it's time for ice cream
>>721732067 (Louise)
No worries! Take your time, I'm going to be up for at least a little longer.
Jeez, that's some dedication. I have some of the 3.5 handbooks, and those things are LONG. Do you have maps and stuff? I can never formulate proper histories or cultures, but I love drawing fake maps and worlds...
>>721732182 (Tomo)
Yeah, even the really "tan" people are relatively pale by normal standards, particularly Cali's.
You're fine as is I'm sure, and anyway, there aren't many blemishes cold water and a washrag can't fix! And past that's, it's hard to look bad
>>721732566 (Hanako)
If you're going to be exhausted one way or the other, might as well enjoy the trip there
>>721733046
Ooh nice, what kind of ice cream?
>>721733055
Exactly, i would gladly sacrifice an hour of two of sleep and be all comfy and relax while awake.
>>721733032
so whats up, how is life?
>>721733032
Im sure just watching me do something like that to myself would make you wide eyed
>>721733055
Yeah some pretty tan people around here. especially near the beach towns. Im not so sure about that but we can disagree
>>721733297
It's been pretty good. How about you?
>>721733330
Oh it would, in fact that might be even more effective for keeping me awake.
Anya claimed.
>>721733330
Yeep, I've visited... Some of those beach people looked rubbed in... y'know
And hey, disagreement is the basis of resolution...
>>721733652
Hello Ans
How are?
>>721733055
Done! Let's talk on Dischord now.
>>721733281
Phish Food, the queen of all ice cream. Mint Choco Chip is the king.
>>721733494
it's been going ok. I still have a shit job and im too lazy to make something out of it. I have been really happy with the election and all the butthurt libs. It's nice to finally see the legals in my city worried. Before the fucking people i worked with would brag about being illegal and getting welfare and buying shoes and shit with it.
i also got some plans for going to a big wargame thing next month and i'm going to amsterdam this summer to stay with my girlfriend.
>>721733494
Yeah just imagine it you and me all close with a blanket over us and I start doing it without saying anything
>>721733735
Rubbed in what? Nothing really to resolve i think
>>721732769
claiming best girl
>>721734322
you mean cuck girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKzf_jZQHzQ
>>721733931
It's a very... specific shade of brown
Just to resolve that you're a cute
>>721733755
Never had phish food before, but mint choco chip is pretty good.
>>721733879
Oh wow that sounds nice.
>>721733931
That would be quite a shock, You would instantly have my full attention.
>>721734664
Thats a bit mean dont you think? Not even. Only person that would agree is Hanako
>>721734758
Im not really sure what I could do from there besides finish
>>721733330
>>721733735
>>721733931
>>721734664
brown girls are top tier
>>721732940
>i miss ks/b/
>>721733032
>Me too, those were good times.
my niggas
feminine faggots
>>721735068
>>721734758
were either of you namefags? i am sir knight from the threads.
>>721734845
Just an association! And I admit it's not QUITE that shade, but some of them are like, brown-brown
I'm sure some others would agree...
>>721735029
that's... an impressive edit
>>721735193
i remember, sir knight
>>721734664
>>721734845
>Only person that would agree is Hanako
I wouldn't say i'm the only person, but you are definitely a cute.
Well, you could pull the blanket off and give me a better, much closer view.
>>721735193
No i wasn't.
>>721734758
You should try it! It's very nice.
But it's kinda rich, so I'm done already.
>>721735368
fun fact, i have been dating a girl i met in the ks/b/ threads for 4 years
>>721735403
anons are friends too
>>721735567
>fun fact, i have been dating a girl i met in the ks/b/ threads for 4 years
well holy shit, congrats to you sir
>>721735029
whatever you like
>>721735262
Yeah sun kissed huh? Not even and see like I said only hanako
>>721735403
Its true. I know so. You would like that but I think it would be more fun if I told you id stop if you moved the blanket
>>721735471
I think i'll give it a try soon.
>>721735567
>fun fact, i have been dating a girl i met in the ks/b/ threads for 4 years
Oh wow man good for you.
>>721735750
Well Patch would make it at least 2. I would be a little disappointed, but it would be a bit exciting.
>>721736162
Ehh you havent even seen me. Dont worry once you really wanted to see id let you. Im sure you would beg a bit
>>721736274
Details details~. I would do a little begging yes, but to see such a thing, i would do a lot more than beg.
>>721735750
>>721736274
Sun smooched, I would say...
Like they said, that makes two!
And I dunno, you sound cute, actual visuals aside
>>721736573
everything is in the details. Like what?
>>721736615
I guess so huh? sound cute?
>>721732769
This is my waifu
>>721736682
No no you just don't worry about the little details. Whatever it takes.
>>721736682
Yeah, like I said whenever, I think you can tell a lot about a person from how they talk/type
Attractiveness is a lot more than raw physical appearance, it's how you present it
>>721736970
I think I will. Oh? what do you think it would take?
What's up random strangers on the internet. I missed you.
>>721737119
nothing is happening
>>721737063
Well I clearly wont change your opinion
>>721737073
Still doesn't change that i think you're a cute. That would be up to you. Alright i have to go to bed now, i'm sorry i can't stay with you for longer, Tomoko.
Tia Harribel! :<
>>721737119
Hello doggo
How's the business that I don't quite understand?
>>721737266
Nope! I mean, you *could* but it's pretty unlikely
>>721737270
yeah opinions are hard to change. So many choices id have to think. Its fine I understand you had some tough work today and im glad I got to chat with you and make your day a little better.
>>721737325
Exactly. Opinions are always hard to change
>>721737266
I find that hard to believe considering you're always in these threads. You must have stories to tell.
>>721737325
Going better than expected. Might get a day job to inject money into the business for the Spring/Summer rush. Need more advertising and I can't find employees I can really trust.
At least my little bros are growing up. Soon they can drive and I'll have my top tier employees.
>>721737401
I dont know. Things are pretty normal around here really
>>721737366
I disagree; I just think that I probably have the opinion that is closest aligned with the truth
>>721737401
So... what exactly is it?
>>721737482
That's cool.
But I discovered this thread
>>721737194
Did you make it? Or is it another fake tomoko poser?
>>721737489
Dog walking remember? And vending machines.
I'm no longer involved in the walking though. I just collect the money to put back into the business.
Goodnight everyone.
>>721737366
Goodnight Tomoko. <3
>>721737325
Goodnight Patch.
>>721737489
Wouldnt I be the better judge since ive known me for longer
>>721737581
I have nothing to do with that. I dont really make threads
>>721737583
sleep well hanako
>>721732875
Noot noot
>>721733055
>Patchouli Knowledge
That some is god teir 2hu right there
...
>>721737749
hi
>>721737581
Oh, right right
How's the vending going?
Must be nice being top DOG
>>721737583
G'night Han.
>>721737638
I mean yeah maybe but you've got the nasty disadvantage of ego, whether that be positive or negative ego
>>721737699
dang hecking straight
>>721737749
Hullo
>>721737873
And im sure you dont want to be wrong so maybe we are both bad judges
>>721737638
There are so many fake tomokos trying to be you.
How's it feel to be so envied?
>>721737873
Vending is brand new, gumball machine at a gas station. When I can afford it I'll get bigger vending machines and learn to fix them myself. Can't be that hard.
Hardest part is finding a location because most places have vending machines already. Offices and malls are pure gold.
Only way to get a mall is to secure a contract before they even build it.
>>721737976
They are not trying to be me. They just like Tomoko
cardio is worse than the holocaust.
>>721738028
Dead wrong and you don't even know it.
Got too much to even show it
Now everyone tries to be like you.
Cuz they cracka ass just act a foo'
>>721738137
uh huh
>>721738172
uh ok then
>>721737844
>>721737873
....
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>..........!
[ •́ ﹏ •̀ ]
H..H.........hi
>>721738137
A lot of things are worse than holocaust.
Unless you are a jew.
>>721738302
You ok?
>>721737976
Oh, fun fun fun
Yeah I would think EVERY vending company is after the malls
>>721737967
I think you're the poor judge and I'd be proven 100% correct
>>721738302
Everything good?
>>721738272
I knew you would agree.
>>721738360
Hitler did nothing wrong.jpeg
>>721738424
Yes, wish me luck. One day when I get more money I'm gonna buy a brand new machine and try putting it at a high traffic restaurant they're still building on a highway near me.
I don't trust the used ones. I can probably fit a vending machine in my truck. But carrying it will be a bitch.
>>721738424
I think youre the bad judge and Id be proven right so I guess we are at a stand still
>>721738494
That was me trying to dismiss it
>>721738272
i'm glad you agree.
>>721738360
Being forced to do anything but lift heavy weight is a sin.
>>721738494
Well good luck in your vending endeavors! You should just plop one down in the middle of some park though
call it art if anyone calls you out
>>721738554
That we are
and I wouldn't want to force you into breaking it...
>>721738766
And how would you do that?
>>721738373
im sorry tomoko, my dumb wifi keeps going out
>>721738766
No, you'd get a fine if it's in a public place. Gotta get written permission for that sort of thing.
I'm thinking of buying a retro soda machine and pricing ultra low for my first "real" vending machine, but again I don't know what I think aout used machines. I don't know how to fix them yet so I'm leaning on new.
>>721738884
I forgive you but not the wifi
....
...........
...
*read more to avoid attention*
Classes cancelled
>>721738947
thank you tomoko
>>721739014
what are you reading?
>>721739123
Its nothing too big. How goes your night?
>>721739118
Same
>>721738575
Good morning
>>721739235
I just showered though, now I can't go back to sleep
>>721738829
I mean, a picture of yourself, but that a) wouldn't actually break any opinion, and b) I would never demand that of you or anyone
>>721738915
well yeah, that's why you call it art
retro soda machines look super cool, I'd definitely buy out of one just to see what comes out
I'm sure they're all fine, especially if the insides get refurbished
>>721739014
no use avoiding attention, it's all nice people in here at this hour!
>>721739014
hi~
>>721739118
why?
>>721739163
boring cuz no wifi!
>>721739263
Stay awake and poke boats.
>>721739363
Yeah, it would be cool to get a retro machine and put international/"discontinued" sodas in it, such as Mexican coke made with actual sugar instead of corn.
Would certainly be memorable and get people talking.
>>721739379
Bad weather. Classes closed until noon, but I finish at 12:30
>>721739398
In a bit
>>721739478
ah school sucks, you should take it easy today
>>721739363
I sent one to an anon once. I think I still have it about somewhere
>>721739379
Ah well its working now and I thought you liked to read books. Also im nosy. who was at your door?
>>721739478
Katsu is waiting~
HELLO!
>>721739457
I'm not so sure that it'd get people talking... it is just a vending machine after all! It'd be super cool though, Mexican coke is awesome
>>721739614
No pressure one way or the other :P
>>721739677
(why did I yell)
>>721739564
I take it easy every day, but that doesn't solve anything
>>721739637
Funny guy
>>721739677
E X I S T E N C E. I S. M I S E R Y
>>721739677
hi
>>721739614
i read all these books already lol, i need moar!
And some strangler...
>>721739677
hi!
>>721739731
what is it you want to solve?
>>721739739
Maybe go get some this weekend? Ah ok well as long as your ok I guess everything is fine.
>>721739731
You will get her.
Eventually.
>>721739861
never help stragglers again...
>>721739789
The reason for life, the universe, and everything. Mostly just Howe to get through a day easily
>>721739869
Again with the sick jokes
>>721739681
fine ill show you
>>721739976
Im guessing it wasnt fine but you dont want to go into it so yeah. got anything to do tomorrow?
>>721740065
I enjoy pickles on a burger.
>>721740152
Why wouldn't you?
>>721740174
Some people dislike pickles on their burger.
Guess who back,
yet again!
Guess who back,
tell a friend!
>JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER TO GIVE YOUR WAIFU A HOT LOVELY BREAKFAST TO START THE DAY!!!!!!
>>721740152
ew. only good topping is cheese and fries
>>721732769
>>721740065
>reason if life
to learn and grow~
>reason for the universe
to explore!
>reason for everything
to make ours
>how to get through a day easily
It all starts with a good breakfast!
>>721740093
nothing planned, i'm too scared to go outside...
>>721740152
/thread
>>721740256
This already has bacon and cheese. Pickles are enjoyable.
>>721740332
I think I have a new fetish.
>>721740219
Some people also like scat
>>721740338
>to learn and grow~
This is merely a biproduct of human existence, something we do to try to unravel the mystery
>to explore!
The vast emptiness which composes the majority of the universe has quite literally nothing in it, what is there to explore?
>to make ours
This might not be far off
>It all starts with a good breakfast!
I can get through a day without eating breakfast just as easily as with , but that doesn't make them easy
>captcha was Schalom
Fucking kikes
>mfw
>>721740338
Why some kind of storm?
>>721740367
Bacon is ok but I could do without. eww
>>721740496
You are someone who has no balance.
>>721740499
Why all the pickle hate?
>>721740614
Why do you say that?
>>721740614
Because I dont like it
>>721740496
>This is merely a biproduct of human existence, something we do to try to unravel the mystery
all mammals do it!
>The vast emptiness which composes the majority of the universe has quite literally nothing in it, what is there to explore?
it's a vast universe that can go on forever, we're bound to find something
>This might not be far off
no u
>I can get through a day without eating breakfast just as easily as with , but that doesn't make them easy
at least try to eat breakfast, jeeze!
>>721740499
n-no.......
>>721740929
Dont want to talk about that either?
>>721740929
>all mammals do it!
Then it's merely a biproduct of life itself, not the reason for it
>it's a vast universe that can go on forever, we're bound to find something
With the amount and distances between, the odds of humanity ever finding anything are astronomically low (forgive the pun)
>no u
?
>at least try to eat breakfast, jeeze!
I did. Probably won't eat lunch though
So much Tomoko ITT
>>721741008
i don't know what i want
I TOTALLY GOT DISTRACTED BUT I'M BACK NOW
>>721741037
ikr
>>721741047
why?
>>721741089
welcome
>>721741034
You're not very religious are you?
>>721741037
Too much of a good thing?
>>721741089
I bet it was Chara's fault~
>>721741114
I don't know, I'm too out of it to think straight at the moment.
>>721741133
You're not very religious are you?
Not even in the slightest, why do you ask?
Why is Tomoko so popular anyway?
What anime is she from?
>>721741190
grab my hand
>>721741114
How's the thread been?
>>721741133
y-you hush up
>>721740152
I'll take anyone's pickles if they don't enjoy them.
>>721741284
Why :o
There's someone elses hand I'd rather grab ;-;
>>721741255
Boku no Pico
>>721741291
:x
>>721741309
Whose hand would you rather grab??
ez
>>721741384
That is a question best left unanswered
>>721741384
Just about that
>>721741413
but not mine?
>>721741163
Ah well how do you normally start thinking straight again?
>>721741255
Because she is a cute. watamote will pull it up
>>721741291
about the same really. just some chatting
>>721741438
you were done for so long too~
>>721741449
It is, in fact, another persons hand.
I'm sure you'd prefer to hold Hamakaze's hand than mine anyway
>>721741461
secret!
>>721741499
gone*
>>721741518
m-maybe
>>721741525
Thats fine I guess but maybe you should try to do it yeah?
>>721741461
That's good~
>>721741499
I-I don't know what you're implying!
>>721741583
Exactly, it's better that we go for the others
>>721741639
should i really do it...?
>>721741756
you didn't totally spend all morning cooking breakfast for her didn't yew~?
>>721741774
i wouldn't mind holding your hand...
>>721741756
That it is. have fun with whatever you were distracted about
>>721741842
As long as it doesnt hurt you or anything id say yes
>>721740810
Pickles bring balance to the flavour of the burger. A bit of sweet and zing to round off the rest.
>>721740813
Have you tried good pickles or just shit tier fast food pickles?
>>721741295
Pickles are great. We serve them with lamb on a burger at work. Carrot, onion and cucumber.
>>721741887
okay then
>kisses
>>721741842
I wish...
But I can't cook and it's a long-distance relationship.
>>721741887
Well, that's over, I'm just playing Soul Calibur now.
Although, I need food, so I'm gonna go nuke something
>>721741842
I prefer to hold out hope, like a fool
>>721741945
But I like pickles, how am I off balance?
>>721742011
that's cute. what would cook for her?
>>721742057
Same here, don't feel bad.
Claimed!
>>721742057
Im drunk. I misread. Leave me alone.
>>721742163
Drinking is bad for your Crohn's
>>721741945
Lewd. Ive tried a few pickles and I dont like the juicy crunch it makes me gag.
>>721741968
oh uh wow
>>721742011
Nice hope you have something good
>>721742097
I feel bretty bad about it, especially since I know it's hopeless
>>721742163
Share?
>>721742299
im sorry, don't tell hamakaze
>>721742334
don't give up no matter what! if i could out of your screen and hug you i would
>>721742412
its fine it can be our dirty little secret
>>721742548
it' didn't feel dirty to me..
>>721742623
It was just a phrase. Dont worry I too enjoyed it
>>721742080
If I could cook?
Hmm...I dunno, that's a good question.
I'd ask her if she had any requests.
>>721742299
Bacon and peanut butter sandwich
>>721742412
It would be best if I did, instead I'm going to be dumb
>>721742922
Didnt really nuke anything huh?
>>721742922
>>721743133
Fucking disgusting cuck die in hell...