New thread for all who are interested. Finally replied. Once

If that really try hard guy wants to repost his cat thing and paragraph long message, I'll send it next. Also I'll try the vagisil one next

>>721729075
Keep going for tits!

nigger do it

Even better, he Will not notice you show your tits yo anyone, you filthy little whore

Succ

tits are good

>>721729270
Roll

>>721729270
If no dubs in ten minutes I'll do this one

>>721729311
Win SUCC

>>721729311
>>721729323
Lo and behold. I'll send it

>>721729323
think bout it

My Dick is dead. Only your nudes can save him.

>>721729323
Damn right I got dubs again, also got the dubs on vagisil and trips for the cat thing so do what you want op.

>>721729163
Not him but here's the pasta.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

>>721729446
I'll do all three if you can post the cat thing

If dubs send next:

I think we should stop seeing each other.

>>721729453
I'll post that after I try for wins, but before vagisil

>>721729495
I have a screen shot shot shot shot of the cat but not the og cat

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>>721729571

Why haven't we fucked yet?

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I'm the guy that tried for like 20 mins to get dubs, here copypasta


The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word nigger. On your mark, get ready, nigger.

at least i came up with vagisil i feel proud

>>721729654
You did good m8, but tits...

>>721729622
Well you got it

>>721729622
lloll

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Now we wait.

>>721729622
You're up after the yes or no on the titty thing, then vagisil after that

>>721729437
If trips send this before her reply

Boump

i just love watching as someone destroys the relationship they built with someone

Can someone give me a quick history here

>>721729811
Fucking dubs. Why am I so greedy

>>721729854
OP's gf fuckin with another girl, she's stupid as fuck, might get tits if not gonna be stupid.

>>721729854
Bog

Not sure if I'm just really drunk and drugged up, but this thread doesn't make a lick of sense.

>>721729912
aka ops about to cuck himself

>>721729982
Yes this too. But hey tits for /b/???

quad

>>721729845
It's been destroyed for a long time. And trust me if I want to keep things going things will keep going. She's Hella clingy, but often acts very impulsively, so fucks our relationship up regularly. It's a cycle, she fucks up, then wants me, and I don't give a fuck and you know, sex, so I say yes. It'll end someday.

>>721729971
It's a continuation from before friendo

>>721729971
You missed the first half, my friend. All you need to know is tomfoolery and possible nudes.

>>721730057
But hey, at least sex tho rite?

>>721730073
Kind of figured that. It still doesn't make sense.

Why is OP posting pictures of a single message, rather than the entire string of his messages and responses?

Seems pretty stupid to me. Or is that like, the thing here?

>>721730134
Oh, also: Who the fuck is named Carol?
What the fuck is this, 1952?

>>721730121
Damn straight. And she's only cheated on me with another girl so, I mean, I can't really complain. Also, apparently, cheats online. I don't really care of she did actually fuck some dude, I just really doubt she'd be able to. Waiting on that reply right now guys

Cmon we want some tatatatas

can i make you cum with my nigger dick

>>721730134
Snap chat deletes all messages pretty much right after viewing them. I can't save them though, didn't occur to me to be honest. I have em screencapped if you want. Gonna check her reply now

>>721730300
send it pls

use a screenrecorder to avoid that OP

>>721730300
Send this op

>>721730362
Nah, I don't really care. I barely know what happened 10 seconds ago. I don't think I'll remember anything you show me. I'm just posting for the sake of posting.

>>721730445
We're all posting for the sake of posting, my friend.

https://imgur.com/a/oObGF

>>721730603
That's what posting is all about!

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I actually do have all the previous messages, guess it only deletes them to a certain point. I'm an idiot, I'm sorry guys. Still not a no, and those dots.

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Some earlier ones, again sorry for not knowing how snap chat works, I'm a dumbshit

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can you identify this raptor

>>721730785
Fuck it, release the cat!

>>721729437
>>721730300
Rollo for the winners

>>721730927
Rererere

>>721730971
Fuck me

>>721730826
Bitch you gonna show me your tits or not?

>>721731000
Guess its a win

>>721731000
Trips got it, I'll do both >>721729437 >>721730300, then cat one after her reply, regardless of tits or no tits

>>721731128
This. Thread is getting boring

>>721731213
Not op's fault she's slow as fuck.A

>>721731128
Screenshots?

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Next up is cat one after her reply, then vagisil one. If you want to repost your vagisil comment, I'll do that, if not I'll come up with my own along the same lines.

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AUTO REFRESH ACTIVATED

bitch get some vagisil your pussy smell like a rotting carcass

>>721731485
>>721731412

>>721731485
Perfect, this vagisil post will be after the cat pasta. An odd sentence I just wrote

Where's my fitness gram paser test OP

>>721731631
>>721731412
Chill nigga its coming

>>721729075
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 20 DEAD AFTER SUICIDE BOMBING NEAR SUPREME COURT:

http://www.politicaloutsource.com/2017/02/20-dead-in-afghanistan-after-suicide.html

CODE RED. CODE RED.

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Looks like she's faithful, and fixated on the whore thing. Next up is cat pacer test post

>>721731672
Stfu faggot we're trying to see some titties here

>>721731726
Oh shit op is ur girl worried that you will find out that she did something unfaithful? THE PLOT THICKENS

Caaaaaaaaat pacer

>>721731726
She's not faithful she just doesn't wanna get caught.

>>721729075
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 20 DEAD AFTER SUICIDE BOMBING NEAR SUPREME COURT:

http://www.politicaloutsource.com/2017/02/20-dead-in-afghanistan-after-suicide.html

CODE RED. CODE RED./

>>721731726
Tell her he wont find out and all is k

Also, tell her something about she fucking chicks. Stupid whore

>>721731871
Fuck off sandnigger

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Now we wait.

(after cat pacer and vagsil)
...but seriously, you should really send some nudes or i'll tell him what you did.

>>721732086
Roll

>>721732056
About fucking time OP
Just kidding you're actually not a faggot and deliver

On your mark, get ready, nigger.

YESSSSSSS ANON WE DID IT CAT+PACER MISSION COMPLETE

>>721731868
Oh she definitely is not faithful. Not at all. I'll have to explain to her that pics on snap chat go away instantly and I'll never catch her or something, she's not too bright.

>>721732161
Good job soilder, get ready for the next one.

>>721732056
If you don't send your tits, I'll tell him you DID send them and he'll still break up with you. And trust me, he'll believe me over you.

>>721732194
Do it do it do it

just do this

>>721732194
Then explain her, and ask for nudes. We want them pictures op. Everyone is trying their best to get them. Try harder to provide.

Op if you find something out are u gonna break up?

>>721732310
Rollapallooza

>>721732310
Rauwl

>>721732086
>>721732194
>>721732310
Options, so many of them

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If this doesn't end her then I'll try my own tactics to get her to send tits. I have many saved but fuck that I'm just gonna get some new stuff.

>>721732551
Op is a god

>>721732551
Show us a preview op

I'll wait for reply then try my own thing to get her. I'll incorporate some previously mentioned ideas.

>>721732551
tell her that you are watching her, discribe her room to her, slowly creep her out

yay mine was finally said

>>721732551
Kek at the fitness gram that was well worth the wait

>>721732622
Dubs to rule them all

Give us some back story op, how did u meet how long u been going out how old is she etc

>>721732310
Rollin

>>721732726
Entertain us while we wait

>>721732310
Rauwl

>>721732777
the king has spoken

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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you send nudes now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

>>721732888
get fucked

>>721732310
Roll

>>721732622
>>721732777
>>721732888
So much win

>>721732310
fuck yes

>>721732888
W
I
N
I
G
G
E
R

Is OP dead?

>>721733088
No

Sorry about all this, we are doing a whoever gets dubs (or was it trips) gets to send you a message from 4chan. But play along and send nudes you find on bing.com

Whqt?..

>>721732310
Puré evil

>>721733127
Please don't die on me. You brought us all the way here, hang on, do your best

>>721732726
Too lazy to green text. I have been friends with her for about 8 years, she's 20. We've been together for almost three. She's pretty emotional and clingy, but still nice and most of the time funny. Also sex is not bad. Shes into some kinky bdsm shit. I can take it or leave it. I was friends with her and her ex and he basically started ignoring her for this other girl (ironically the girl she cheated on me with) so she attached herself to me in place of him and when he broke up with her, I was there. She does lots of emotional games with me so I've kinda lost attachment myself, but I enjoy the sex. She's kinda chubby but not fat, so, eh, I'll take it. I'm an asshole, I know, this much has been proven thus far.

>>721732310
Roll

Still no reply, she's started typing and stopped several times though.

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>>721733328

>>721732310
Rolé

>>721733328
Chubby grills are gud

>>721732310
Rolá

>>721732310
Jesus fuck. Just do this one.

>>721733328
Next step is to fuck that other girl she cheated on with. Who knows, maybe you'll get them both someday

>>721733328
Tl:dr; chubby 20yo girlfriend cheats and plays emotional games but sex is good so I tough it out.

>>721733497
Plz

>>721732310
ill get these dubs for you

>>721733406
Just tell her to send nudes, noone will find out and you'll leave her alone after that. Or tell her that you'll tell her who you are if she sends nudes first

>>721733564
Rillll

>>721732310
Fuggaloo

>>721733406
Get some nudes OP. Do it for me, for McGarnagle

>>721733505
I tried, didn't go over well. The other girl wanted to have a Threeway with me and my friend once though, but I'm no cheater and I don't want to fuck with another dude in the room so I said no.

Finally a reply. I'm going in , I'll be back.

>>721733624
Damn nigga u ballin

>>721733659
My dick is cocked and ready!

>>721733624
Well, doesn't sound like it went wrong either. Pacience my friend, we believe in you. Also, greentext the story. Maybe try some swinging(?)

>>721733659
OP is my new hero

>>721733908
Haha patience is her name

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Now, we wait. Once again.

>>721733564
Rawr

>>721732310
roll

>>721734029
Now she screenshots, says 'cya you're deleted' and thread is dead.

>>721734029
She's so slow it's painful.

>>721734029
Dis gonna be gud

>>721734134
You're expecting too much thinking from a dumb whore

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>>721734147
Yeah I doubt it's worth the wait

inb4 fat bitch confirmed

>>721734029
Where are you from OP?
Also, Raúl 4 dis-> >>721733564
Or this-> >>721732194

>>721733908
>be me, 17 or 18, senior in high school so prolly 18
>years ago
>friend comes up, good friend, stand up guy, introduced me to /b/ back in middle school
>edgy little fucks we were
>drops phone in front of me
>titswithpiercednips.jpeg
>he says it's his girlfriend, patience
>my gf's later mistress
>I proclaim niceness of tits
>he tells me she wants to have a Threeway
>I ask why are you telling me
>he says she chose you, he was all for it
>just got into relationship, monogamy and shit
>not into eye contact with another man while fucking
>decline
>years later hang out with Threeway girl constantly

Greentexted my threeway story. No reply yet, she has some telltale characteristics I'm gonna need to cover up also because /b/ is dangerous

>>721734459
They have down syndrome don't they?

>>721734134
Yeah no she doesn't think thay far. I got a snap, gonna screenshot that shit and post her reaction. Also gonna post wins for you faithful lost souls

>>721734459
Is she still dating your friend? I believe you can get ver whenever you want mate

Is op gone?

>>721734585
Don't fail us now OP!

I got it

>>721734552
Haha no, I don't have that low of standards. Just scars and tattoos

Cmon bitch, expose yourself to the apex of mankind, we /b/rothers demand to see your bare breasts, and, why not, some ass and pussy too

>>721735024
I love you op

>>721735220
Thats not op

>>721730849
It's a snek.

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I did say she was chubby right? Gotta be 160 I'd say. Sorry to take so long. Any ideas on what to say next? Dubs? Or should I just "give the phone back" to myself

>>721735308
You're not op

>>721735308
It was op, actually

>>721735439
>>721735453
My bad

>>721735402
Lets see how much this guy is worth to his woman... Asshole for DAYS!

>>721735402
Not the best but we did just ask her for tits, so that's all she will be giving I'd guess

>>721735402
Op delivered. Wow. Good job

>>721735402
Nice OP

>>721735402
Ask for a complete body one

yes we got tits even after vagisil

>>721735402
Sharpie in pooper

>>721735402
"It's been me the whole time, I was testing you to see if you would cheat. You failed. However, a puss pic may just make me change my mind..."

>>721735532
I know, she even apologized for the vagisil comment haha. Man... I'm an asshole

>>721735585
fuck that would be good

>>721735585
roll

>>721735585
Roll

>>721735585
Roll for it

>>721735402
She seems super easy to manipulate, I'd fuck her, don't blame you op.

>>721735666
Winigger

>>721735666
SATAN WINRAR!!!

>>721735402
I claim fake & homosexual.
You can see part of her naked butt in the pic. Exposing your breasts would be enough. Aside from that, the obvious drawing over the picture raises suspicion.

Ask for some ass, pussy, complete body. Or share some of your reserve op

>>721735666
wat

>>721735666
Hail Satan trips

>>721729075
>your

>>721735666
Satan commands it

>>721735666
Do your thing op

>>721735742
I had to cover up some very obvious body features. And I don't even know what you're talking about with her ass being in the picture

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>>721735402
I hate women

>>721735766
Look at this little devil cheering for his father

>>721735666
>>721735585
Dammit satan you get me every time. I'll do it now

im going to bed bye bye

>>721735771
I've stopped calling her on it, it's an uphill battle.

Full body pic

>>721735402
well that was a fucking disappointment.

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Now we wait.

It was a long Journey. So long fellas

i still need to see your ass

>>721736132
Rollo

>>721736070
You sound like your father after he first met you

>>721736070
I never hyped it up, I knew she'd be a let down for some if not most. I'd give her a 6, definitely looks better clothed.

>>721736097
Today OP wasn't as much of a fag

>>721736132
Againo

huh, this is pretty jacked up yo.

>>721736195
Easy, fuckable. I wouldn't complain.

>>721736199
Cheers for this,
Roll for that: >>721736132

>>721736132
Check em

Full bodaaaaaaaay

>>721736344
Noice

/b/ros I'm smoking a sixteenth of smack a day. I'm on a methadone script but I just use it to supplement my heroin addiction. Was doing well until doc took sleepers from me. Wot do?

>>721736344
Winrar

>>721736409
Two fingers up your ass

>>721735666
>>721736344
I'm on fire tonight, anyone need another roll before I go to sleep?

>>721736409
Post Sharpe in anus

>>721736455
Dubs confirm

>>721736409
>>721736455
This.

Also tough it out. That's the only way, if there is a way. One never really stops being addicted.

>>721736488
Dubs again, you really are on a roll

>>721736488
So classy

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Didn't wait to check with you guys, I'm trying for a pussy pic. Also this thread is kill soon, so pussy pic is the last of it

Come out come out, wherever you are OP. We need some nudes to sleep well

>>721736263
I find her quite fuckable, and I was her first so it is quite nice.

I'll fucking die an addict. I don't give a fuck anyways. Also there's plenty of pictures of sharpies in my ass floating around

>>721736613
>he would never do this

My sides

>>721736613
Good job op.

>>721736613
But OP what about the pooper

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LOOK WHAT I CAN DO
also if trips op will have to send a face pic

Why do these silly bitches fall for this shit all the time?

>>721736613
how Brain dead is she

>>721736755
roll

OP is literally satan

>>721736755
I guess I'm rolling for this

You did well OP. Give us some pussy and we're good. Hell, you sent that cat pasta and the vagilisil. Worth every second. You could show us some of the pictures you've got saved though

>>721736773
I see it all the fucking time. Send nude pics or else I'll leak your other nude pics. It's baffling

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Finish her with a dick pic op

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Damn that was easy. Once again edited a ring and a finger tat out, just coloured over it, excellent photoshop skills I might say

>>721736877
>>721736488
>>721736344
>>721735666
Can't tell if skill or just luck

>>721736946
Ass OP, ass

>>721736755
roll

>>721736946
Good job OP. You delivered

>>721736999
Trips demand it

>>721736999
You can't deny trips, can you

>>721736946
gross

>>721736946
10/10 OP
Lucky faggot you are.
Thread can be kill now.

OP is killing it today. OP is not much of a fag at all

>>721736755
IF I GET TRIPS FOR THIS HE HAS TO SHOW HIS FACE AND MAKE HER SHOW HER FACE

>>721736897
Yeah she's also pretty thoughtless. I guess she lives in the moment so to speak. She's well spoken though in person and typically funny, other than that she's pretty fucking dumb.

>>721736946
Better than her tits

>>721736755
rolleroni

>>721736999
WINRAR

>>721736999
I'll see if I've got my own pic of her ass

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>>721736755
this

>>721736755
OP DO THIS FOR A GRAND FINALE

>>721737100
Dis is gud

>>721736946
Tell her spread em'

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>>721736755
Y3S

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>>721736755
omg

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>>721736755
I got this, stand back, fags.

>>721736755
Op just do this one

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Not ass, sorry trips, but it's something. She's not the most slender of girls but she's still fuckable.

>>721737244
OH SHI-

Today OP was no faggot at all

Fucking dubs and trips all over the place.

>>721736958
this is a fake as fuck thread come on. It's so obvious. Either it's a dude and his fuck buddy sitting in the same room making these pretend messages or its fake images from a second phone. Either way, retarded. None of this shit was even funny you guys are complete dweebs

wait whats the story behind this thread?

OP is trying to trick his own gf into sending nudes? the fuck?

>>721737291
fucking gross

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>>721736755
OP DO IT

>>721736755
yes yes yes yes

>>721736755
can this happen

>>721737291
she pumped an army of niglets out of that cunt?

>>721736755
bottomkek

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Thought I'd end on a nice note. That's all folks, it was fun

>>721737933
tbh i would confront her with that in real life and tell her that is not okay

>>721737933
thanks for the ride OP, I guess it's fun to play with emotions sometimes. nice pics, btw.

Thanks OP for continuing thread.

>>721738052
Yeah ill "find" the screenshot or something and bring it up. I don't worry much about it though

>>721737933
Thanks for not being a faggot op, also she's fucking stupid... Yet again...

ANYBODY WANT AN ARCHIVE?

>>721738287
Sure dog

>>721738327
/sh/4lfa5e6xkwg0e92/AABCIhupn-XuEDALaf7kh9bGa?dl=0

its Dropbox

>>721738287
yea sure why not

its a dropbox

/sh/4lfa5e6xkwg0e92/AABCIhupn-XuEDALaf7kh9bGa?dl=0

Guys it's fake. She send gallery pics not live ones

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>>721729730
>even getting the misspelling in there
i love you anon you devilish faggot

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>>721737291