Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>721720833
Not everyone can be attracted to masculine dudes. I'm just attracted to cuties. Still prefer girls though.
still here
>>721721124
Thank you for making this thread.
>>721721071
Sick, you don't even know if those other women are having sex with nasty men.
>>721721133
Stop masturbating and it'll happen!
>>721720723
Better! But reign it in just a hair more!
>>721720845
Not yet, no.
>>721721057
Even if I was, I wouldnt kill you...
>Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another exciting Waifu Claiming Thread! I'm the Maven with the Mic, the one and only, Koto!
>>721721311
Well, uneventful can be nice sometimes. I wish that was true in my life.
>>721721124
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>721720405
Most the stuff i find either fan art or from the actual anime. Very few of the pics are form something else.
>>721720672
You're implying this wasn't already accepted as fact.
>>721721057
>wew
That's lewd
>>721721313
Ehh it sounds like dreaming and I dont do that too much so I think Ill keep doing what I feel is normal
>>721721442
Ehh I should probably do something. I havent really gone anywhere with people in about 2 weeks
>>721721395
what would you do?
>>721721415
ROLEPLAYER DETECTED!
SACHI WAS RIGHT
WAIFU IS DYING!
Poorfag claimed
>>721721313
I dont think you understand exactly what we're doing. Its like we are dating the girls. They dont see anyone else but us.
>>721721505
Hardly lewd just description
>>721721666
hail satan
Not even worth mentioning it because I think I'm probably alone in wanting to claim him (;-;), but I claim Dr. Iwamine Shuu.
>>721721644
I've been here all along you've just chosen not to see me up until now
>>721721644
I would hug you and keep you warm...
Help me name my new plant?
>Mavis claimed
>>721721877
Nignog Mc Plantface
>>721721634
You absolutely should go do something, then!
>>721721877
name it 'help me name my new plant'
>>721721877
deadbynoon
>>721721877
>Chungus
>>721721877
Im bad at names
>>721721932
Yeah maybe. Ill see more towards the weekend
>>721720956
Yeah aside from Game of Thrones I hadn't watched any in years. I just started watching wheel of fortune regularly with my room mate's grandma. I watched probably 5-10 minutes of whatever came on after and it was so dumb and boring I couldn't take a moment longer. They are really trying to sell the whole "diversity" thing I've noticed. A lot more than I previously remember.
>>721722159
Is there something you like doing?
>>721721877
eyes
>>721722502
Head
Aww yeee, Code Geass 3 promo got leaked.
When
>>721722580
weird one?
>>721721877
Pustule
Help us name your cat next
>>721722420
I want to go camping but thats not going to happen anytime soon if at all before summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tryfePhTRwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfKK6R0zUj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA2__5LGWK0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6riExJTWBTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRxeyOhTPak
>>721721518
didn't she die?
>>721721634
do you live next to a lot of churches?
>>721721701
are you from utah? they that kind of thing there
>>721721737
finally a husbando claimer
>>721721795
Sachi was right about everything.
>>721721818
and then knife me in the back
im onto yew
>>721721877
Oddish, Gloom, or Vileplume
>>721722821
WOW RUDE!
>>721722821
Yeah its a small town so they are all within short short walking distance
>>721722679
Camping is pretty great. I was gonna do a lot of it this summer but now I have other plans
Anything else you like doing?
>>721722821
Im originally from mississippi moved to cali
>>721721701
>wew
But that is lewd
>>721721877
>dubs
Name it mavis
>>721722891
i know she died!
>>721722943
ah that's why you don't have wet dreams.
>>721723159
Only the picture ;)
>>721723043
Games reading and yeah.
>>721723198
Ehh. Fapping is probably better anyways
Kay I'm going to bed
Goodnight everyone
>>721721917
7/10
>>721721932
Pretty good/10
>>721722047
10/10
>>721722070
What?/10
>>721722502
6/10
>>721722821
Weeb/10
>>721722159
0/10
>>721723159
Orly?
>>721722821
Yes, I'm actually surprised at how unusual this seems to be.
Surely there are enough fem and gay anons to fill these holes.
>>721721736
Yesssssss
>>721723241
What are you suggesting...
>
>>721723491
Do it.
Or name it Juvia
>>721723479
yeah night
>>721723491
I didnt suggest anything so yeah
>>721721124
-looks around curiously and claims Ikarous-
>>721723378
Not really things that you can go out and do with someone..
>>721723479
Night!
>>721723808
Hello!
>>721723715
That you come to bed with me and i show you how hand holding isnt lewd
take down your christmas lights
>>721723198
It's rude of you to remind me!
>>721723808
Hello 'Nata!
Hows the sick?
>>721724066
hey it's the real konata
Hi
>>721723960
Yeah thats true. Not much to do in this town anyways
>>721724148
I've been in threads all day -_-
>>721724166
So what do you normally do when you head out?
>>721723960
^_^ -waves-
>>721724148
-is feeling mostly better now and thinks it's very thoughtful of you to ask- <3
No one ever notices the poorfag :(
>>721724233
O-oh... You weren't using a name earlier...
W-w-what sort of n-nerd hangs out in these threads all d-day anyway?
>>721724403
Poorfag is the best meguca tbh.
>>721724272
Go to a friends and play something.
>>721724403
Try talking to people i guess
>>721724421
Ouch
>>721724383
Glad you're mostly feeling better.
>>721724403
How are you?
>>721724421
someone with no life
and I was on my phone so no name :o
>>721724403
no one cares -_-
Futanari Wonder Woman
>>721724488
That she is.
>>721724512
I lead a boring life.
>>721724524
Im good. How are things over there?
>>721724035
>
N-no, I'd rather n-not
T-that's far too lewd
>>721724066
>dubs
But they are down...
>>721724383
-is glad to hear it :3 -
Think nothing of it, you seem to be in a chipper mood as well?
>>721724512
Kidding! I'd probably hang out all day if it wasn't so hectic and I didn't have school...
>>721724530
Oh, that's hardly fair, you seem pretty alive
and no phone is the worst waifu
>>721724581
nobulge/10
>>721724825
there's always someone that forgets :o
>>721724830
how have you been today, besides talking to a dingus known as sachi -_-
>>721724830
-is tired but doesn't want to go to bed yet- :<
>>721724512
Well, that can be fun too.
>>721724727
Things are pretty good. Just finishing up cleaning my room, and wondering if I should throw some of this old stuff away.
>>721724727
Well what do you like to do?
>>721724830
Yeah its rather nice here
>>721724997
If you havent used it in years, try to sell it.
>>721723198
Comrade shielder! How was your day?
>>721725142
Not a bad idea, I think Ill do that.
>>721723808
You mean Nymph, right? She's much better.
>>721724830
She can grow one at will.
>>721724959
Pretty good! Finished that video/edit, playing some Ori. He really is a dingus... I'm sure he's nice when he's in a good mood, but he's just so grouchy...
How are you?
>>721725135
It certainly is
I don't understand how you keep up with the day threads though, it's so cozy when it's so cozy at night...
>>721725437
Oh, hiya Louise
>>721725482
-shakes head nu-
Claiming best girl
>>721725553
I didn't know you were editing, cool
He's a lot nicer in private you should chat with him :o
I'm on my phone again
>>721725577
but why?
>>721725482
Nymph a shit
>>721724825
But i love you
>>721724992
-is too amped up to sleep as well-
Why don'tcha want to sleep?
>>721725716
Oh, I'm not :P I was just doing a stupid joke edit because I saw a movie and thought it'd be a good idea
Maybe I will at some point...
>being ignored by Sonata
o-okay
>>721725553
Hello! How are you?
>>721725898
Do you have him added on discord? :o
could I see it if you don't mind?
>>721725841
How?
>>721725988
>>being ignored by Sonata
>>721725988
>>721725988
>>721725988
>>721725988
>>721725898
-isn't ready-
>>721725988
0.0 -brings you tea-
>>721724959
Maybe where you live. Everyone here has been down for a while.
Do people still have them up by you?
>>721725841
There's...other ways to show love
You know
>non lewd ways
>>721726251
>pic
"Jray"
>Papicunt
>>721725553
I sleep through them normally
>>721725695
hi
>>721725988
Good! Hyped up because coffeee. Playing Ori and doing thread
You?
>>721726005
Nah, just you of the two...
Sure, but it's really stupid :P Also the end is edited poorly because I thought Youtube had better in-line editing...
https://youtu.be/yTOYvIIpahw
It's more a first foray into editing, never really done it before, or any sort of video stuff
>>721726076
But why ever not? Unless you just want to be awake for more time, which I totally understand
>>721726356
Oh, fair enough. What are your sleeping hours, anyway? You're on when I leave, and on when I get on...
>>721726105
You don't have to talk to me if you don't want
>>721726444
I normally go to sleep around 5 or 6 my time
>>721726444
Do you want his discord? I'll look at it right now after I finish a video I'm watching
>>721726356
Hai
>tfw you match with a trans girl cause you didn't read the bio
What do
>>721726523
In the morning?
>>721726581
How are things?
>>721726640
Hot?
>>721726653
Yeah
>>721726444
I'm doing pretty good! Just playing some TTRPG with a friend and trying to convince myself to go fill up my water bottle.
>>721726640
Date her :o
>>721726023
Shes a total bitch for no reason
>>721726251
You even consider hand holding lewd. Thats just not fair.
>>721726693
Well, I only tend to swipe right on what I consider 7s+, so yeah
>>721726724
Woah, don't jump the fence there, louise.
>>721726523
Oh wow, that's late... I love doing that when I can on the weekends and stuff, just as the sun is coming up... and then you must wake up around noon-2?
>>721726580
I mean, if he wouldn't mind... I feel weird taking someone's contact info without their knowledge...
take your time!
>>721726640
be inclusive or whatever
or don't, but trans people are cool
>>721726724
Ooh, fun. IRL RPG stuff seems so fun, I don't really have anyone to do it with though... Go fill up that water bottle! Hydration is important
>>721726658
Feeling tired, should sleep, but don't want to.
And you? How's things?
>>721726640
Ask if he's either mentally ill, or just faggot who likes to dress in women's clothes.
>>721726904
And your cool with that stuff so go for it?
>>721726952
Around 1 is normal yeah. I like staying up late.
>>721727062
Just playing doom and killing stuff. Kinda just killing time really
>>721726904
What's the problem? She's hot and you matched with her.
>>721726952
It's a lot of fun, yeah! I'm trying to get a /waifu/ squad to play it online, but..
>>721726320
>Juvia's brain in in full on love mode and her words have become nothing but incoherent babble
It's explained, no worries
>>721726852
Cause it is.
But if you really want to i guess you can this time...
>
>>721727151
I dunno
>>721727315
I dunno, maybe. Probably not, I dunno. I'd have to really like her. Don't know her of course.
>>721727062
>her
>>721727151
Yeah, staying up late is so nice... no one to bother you, and the night just stretches on forever...
>>721727315
I'd love to try! You'd have to maybe walk me through some of it, but it'd be super fun
>>721727514
Well, talk to her some! Meet up, get some dinner.
>>721727638
Nobody else in the group has played before either. I'm trying to play on Saturdays..If you'd like, you could make a character and join us on Saturday.
>>721727514
Why not?
>>721727638
Yeah. Other people dont really like the whole nocturnal schedule thing though
>>721727514
Do you think Sonata will ever get over Ikarous?
>>721727151
Is it good? Only seen the AGDQ speedrun of it and it was hilarious.
>>721727514
So "she" has a feminine benis then?
Hello everyone.
Azmaria claimed.
>>721727949
I love her childlike smiles.
>>721727718
sure, what time-ish? I may or may not have a conflicting thing, but I can just not go to that
...Also, specifically what game is it?
>>721727741
Yeah, it can look worrisome from the outside, but you're really just 10-12 hours ahead
I bet you're pale as heck at this point though
>>721727878
Hello 'Nakooo
How are you?
>>721727415
Yay
>>721727949
>>721727514
Go on 1 date with her and see how things go. Treat her like a normal grill
>>721727878
Hanako
>>721728048
2 PM my time. For reference, it is currently 11:25 my time.
High Fantasy adventure game. Think Lord of the Rings.
>>721728048
Hi Patch. I'm alright, tired as hell though. How about you?
>>721727788
I enjoy it but I imagine it is pointless on lower difficulty with just how the game works
>>721727878
Hanako
>>721728048
Ive always been pale. Living in Cali hasnt changed that
>tfw just watched The Truth About Elliot Rodger
Well how am I supposed to sleep after that?
>>721728385
Louise. That pic is fucking adorable by the way.
>>721728392
Tomoko. How was your day?
Anyway I'm off to cuddle with juvia and sleep, enjoy you're night everyone
Nighty night
>>721728090
I h-hope you're h-happy
>
>>721728501
Sad right? I felt so bad for him.
>>721728540
Ehh. Its nice to see you though.
>>721728571
>>721728540
Thank you~
How've you been?
>>721727718
Why are you encouraging this
>>721727741
Cause it's new and it's different, something i'm not used to.
>>721727781
He won't ever get over you, no.
>>721727788
That's what she says on her profile.
>>721728352
Treating her like a normal girl ain't hard, I've done it before, it's everything behind the scenes that is.
>>721728738
Tell him to get over me.
>>721728385
Oh, that works just fine! Session would be 3-4 hours?
I don't think you get how clueless I am... Do you have a link to a compatible character sheet?
Sounds perfect though, good theme
>>721728389
Bretty good, winding down with some Ori. Long day/not much sleep?
>>721728392
Fun fun... I'm the opposite, always been stupidly tan (although pretty pale) despite living in the NE and being a redhead...
>>721728738
Give it a go and if you dont like it then stop?
>>721728815
Thats confusing to read. So youre really tan but also pretty pale?
>>721728584
What a waste. I can see about forty different parallels between the guy's life and my own when I was younger. The long walks, the more successful brother.
Not that I can even 100% condemn him for it. With his attitude it was not like he ever would find someone. Towards the end of his journal he simply spiraled into complete insanity after he stopped talking to his friends on WoW.
>>721728910
He could have been one of us, posting and trolling each other for fun...
>>721728738
I think it'd be good for you to meet someone nice!
>>721728815
Yeah, should be.
I dunno, character creation didn't go super smoothly with the group.
as for the character sheet, as soon as I finish something I'm doing on the site, I'll link you to where we're going to be playing/making characters
>>721728624
I'm happy to see you too, it's been a long day.
>>721728711
I've been pretty good, tired as hell today though. How about you?
>>721728815
Both.
>>721729046
Doubtful. The terminal cases are on /r9k/.
Most of us are here because while our lives may suck in one way or another, they're not that bad. We've experienced love, even if maybe the fog of time makes it hard to remember what that felt like.
>>721729165
Long day of work? I would hug you a bit
>>721729244
I'm glad I love myself more than everyone else then..
>>721728884
Tan for the NE and being a redhead, but still pretty white. Just about Tomo's color in that picture, maybe a little darker...
>>721729050
So just improperly balanced, or all over the place in general? Too far into the campaign to reroll?
And that sounds good
>>721729165
yeesh, I admire you staying up through both...
>>721729390
Good for you anon. I am heading off to bed. Have a good night.
>misaki
>>721729457
Oh ok. Yeah getting some sun is not my favorite thing. I burn easily
>>721728738
Is it worth ~$18?
>>721728738
>She
>>721729561
Lets worship Elliot forever. Goodnight.
>>721729165
I woke up pretty tired, but i'm doing pretty good now.
>>721729457
We haven't even gotten into 'you all meet in a pub' despite spending hours on the site.
nobody is done with their character yet.
>>721728808
Why don't you tell him yourself, and tell him you never left?
>>721728884
Things are never so simple. I might I suppose.
>>721729050
Pls, I've still got like 9 other matches I'm talking to. Maybe, I'll talk to her.
>>721729347
Yeah. I would love that, you don't know how much i wanted to be in your loving embrace today.
>>721729457
Haha some days are easier than others, though today i'm probably gonna go to bed a bit earlier.
>>721729655
That's good. Did you have work/class today?
>>721728392
Is it worth ~$18?
>>721729457
loud butt
>>721729572
Yeah, getting sun isn't too great... it's awful in the summer, I turn brown if I don't burn, almost always
being super pale sounds like the dream really
>>721729655
Oh jeez, now *that's* disorganized...
How many people are playing, give or take?
Are you DM'ing?
>>721729796
As are all days, no matter where you are in life :P
Sleeping probably sounds nice in your state
>>721729824
ᑫᵘᶦᵉᵗ ᵇᵘᵗᵗ
>>721729791
So talk to all of them! Get to know them.
>>721729796
Class today, yeah. And tomorrow.
>>721730082
I am plenty organized, its them who's not.
Three, not counting myself. Although like you said, give or take.
Always.
>>721729791
>never left
I did leave! I want to go home so much right now. Please kill me.
>>721729791
Im sure you wont hurt their feelings all that much. Just how these things go
>>721729796
Awe well Im here for you now so you can just take it easy and relax a bit.
>>721729822
If you look shooters and dont want to play it on easier diffulcties Id say yes. If you only like multiplayer stuff the multiplayer in this one is just kinda ehh. It shines in the single player and everything feels like it works
>>721730082
Yeah burning sucks. Why do you think that?
>>721730202
like*
>>721730202
I honestly don't think Tomoko can handle my cock.
Here for my number one darling
>>721730082
Too true. It does, but not as nice as just laying in bed and relaxing.
>>721730130
Bummer.
>>721730202
That sounds nice, thank you.
>>721730130
Oh, I implied/meant them, I'm sure your organization skills are impeccable. And that's 4~ counting me? Doesn't sound too bad...
Good, a good DM seems to be the key...
It looks so much fun, but there's so much pressure and work on your end, must be stressful
rewarding, of course, but stressful
>>721730202
Indeed.
I just think it's really attractive, especially with red hair... I mean, I have other issues besides my skin, but I think it could help. It also just downright looks cool
>>721730563
Oh, you mean sleepwaking? Being half asleep certainly does feel more restful than sleeping outright sometimes
>>721730424
She isnt real so I guess youre right
>>721730563
Im sure you just want to lay back and snuggle with me while you fall asleep.
>>721730676
I think a tan doesnt really turn people away. I guess pale can look cute but maybe its just me. I dont think ive heard someone describe a certain tan as cool
>>721730563
Eh, it is what it is.
Although i don't know my work schedule this week so I should probably call and check
>>721730676
Yeah, it should be fun!!
I hope I live up to your expectations, though.
There is SO much pressure. Thankfully, as I've been DMing for four years with these rules and setting as of this coming June, I have some stuff I can reuse if I want for the new group. It's a ton of fun though and it's made me develop tons of OCs and a new setting which I want to write a book about.
Smiles
>>721730996
If she was real, I mean. I can have her cumming for days.
Every single one of you should go to bed, now.
>>721730676
Pretty good Waifu/10
>>721730676
Something like that. It's just when you sleep you don't really get to get comfortable and enjoy the coziness of your bed.
>>721730996
it's like you read my mind~.
>>721731056
True true. That would be a smart move.
>>721731315
But i just woke up
>>721731315
I know i should,but i can hold out for a bit longer.
>>721731187
hi
>>721731233
ok?
>>721731315
You cant make me
>>721731448
Well im sure anyone would want just that.
>>721731315
I'll go soon, not quite just yet, that ok?