Sexting thread. Rules: >If you roll dubs you have to send

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Rolling

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>>721691900
rooooooolling

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>>721691900
Rollin

>>721691900
hg

>>721692400
Well shit. I'll post the convo in a sec

Roll11

>>721692400
dubs my guy

>>721692577
Winrar

>>721692577
another dubs my guy

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>>721691900
>Mademoiselle

>>721692557
Do it!!

>>721692596
I'm waiting for her to respond

Roll. Why not

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>>721692726

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>>721692894
shouldve only had one "?"

>fucked it up

>>721692962
Guess we'll see.

aye

>>721691900
ok

roll just to see if I get dubs
no point in sending cause shes asleep and besides we fucked already, lol

>>721692781
reroll

>>721693777
Lucky 7s. This will be good

>>721693777

Nice trips fam

Okay. Here we go.

>>721691900
here we go

>>721693777
We need pictures of this

Rollz

>>721694055
Congraturation

Rolling.

>>721694055
Provide delivery faggot.

>>721691900
What app is that?

Why not roll, I have everything to lose

>>721694367
Reroll

Rollin'

>>721691900
ROLLINNNNNGGGGG
Just talked to a whore a few minutes ago so this can go well if done right.

>>721694265
Facebook messenger on iOS

>>721692962
Whats going on?

roll?

>>721694559
Go again. I'm rooting for you

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>>721691900
roll

>>721694800
Let's see

nigger faggot

Rawl

>>721694905
I havent chatted with a female since 2 years. ;/

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But I have fucked the last girl I've spoken to. What do if get?

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>>721694755
rip

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DOUBLES

reroll cunts

>>721695275
Wow you're a fag. XD DAMAGE CONTROL, IT WAS JUST A JOKE, SO SORRY I WILL SCUTTLE BACK TO FRIENDZONE FOREVER NOW.

>>721691900
Rolllll

>>721695275

is this a joke.

'it's 4chan, lel lel'

>>721695275
Time for her to tell all of her friends you're a sexual harasser

>>721695275
fucking cuck

>>721695275
Ask her why dont u want to.. I got a nice cock

>>721695275
Fuck off nigger
>Xd
>its 4chan
>beta pull back cringe

>>721695275
RULES 1 & 2 FUCKTARD

re re roll

>>721695175
Then I guess its the last one you spoke to in 2 years that will get the message

Rollerino

>>721695816
She blocked all type of comms with me, because I said some creepy cringy shit. Totally deserved.

Rollin'

>>721691900
What if you already fucked the last grill you texted?

>>721695275
wow, what a newfag. 1 and 2

>>721695999
winrar :')))))

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>>721695544
Dubs

Rolllll

Rolleroo

Rolleroonie

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>>721695544

>>721695275
I mean it not like you had much of a chance anyways

>>721696134
Reroll

Roll :')

>>721695999
Simple, you send dickpick because you rolled trips.

Rollaroonie

>>721696100
duit

>>721695999
Dewit

>>721696100
Do it

>>721691900
fuuuuuuuuuck roll

>>721696100
Deliver

Fuck it, roll

I never get dubs or trips
>last female I spoke to was a femanon on snapchat though

Fuck it, rollin'

Rolling, bitches

Rerolling

Fuck it, roll that shit, nigg

ROLLLLL

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>>721696557
>>721696558
>>721696617
>>721696627
>>721696645
>>721696671
OMG so many dubs!

>>721696689
Post the rest of the convo, and roll

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>>721696778

>>721695275
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA how does it feel to know that she will never see you in a sexual light and literally only sees you as a beta cuck faggot?

>>721696906
Also, reroll

>quads

>>721696778
how about no

>>721696778
Are u fuckin autistic? Theyre no dubs

>>721696689
Keep insulting her. She's into it.

>>721696952
>quads
>not even dubs

>>721696778
holy fuck you got dubs too
dubs get!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck it, roll!!

>>721696778
ok

Shit, rolling

Check them dubs, fag

Rolls Royce

Mow

>>721691900
>Female
Ahahahahahahahaha
fuck you

Eh why not

>>721697280
Re rolllll

>>721696558
alright re-rolling

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>>721696778
this is one intricate bait

>>721691900
Ahahaha, silly nigger, I never git gets

>>721696689
RIDE THAT BITCH LIKE IT'S THE PRESIDENTS MOTORCADE AND DON'T STOP TILL SHE'S ON YOUR DICK

>>721697280
Re roll

sounds like fun

Rolll

>>721697388
CHECK EM

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Check out these dubs

Rawl

Fuq

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Havent talked to a single girl

>>721697388
didn't work for me but worked for yuo

Rollbert

>>721696558
last one then I'm out of here

>>721691900
The last female I spoke to was my daughter...

Rollins

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>>721691900
Does that include last female spoken irl, or through text? Because the last female I spoke to is my old algebra instructor. Pic related.

>>721695655
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

check out this quad git

>>721698081
This could get interesting lol

>>721698249
Thank god I didn't roll dubs cause she's 13 lol

>>721692894
Update us nigger

>>721698200
Do it

>>721698200
Algebra instructor go

>>721698200
Algebra it is.

>>721698290
It's either you're a borderline pedophile, or a teen yourself. Either way, banned.

Fuck it, rolling. Last fem was wife's coworker.

>>721698200
>>721698411
>>721698446
>>721698515
Fuck this is gonna be awkward, I don't have her phone number, we also aren't friends on FB.

>>721698553
Or a father ? Teacher? Tutor?

>>721698742
Rolling for this guy

>>721698742
That's probably for the best.

rollllll

>>721698742
>>721698810
Me to

8888

ITT pussys

>>721696247
>hanner
wut

>>721698742
Do it for the LuLz

Last person I talked to was my own Grandmother...

roll

>>721698833
Rekt, you got double dubs

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Rolling

>>721695275
Oh you are just the worst kind of person.

>>721699122
Dubs

>>721699122
shrekt

>>721696689
>don't you fucking lie to me

lost

Rolol

>>721699122
Deliver, nigger.

>>721695275
Send her a dick pic you fag

Fuck it, here I go!

>>721698807
More like a fucking creep. The cunt would have totally sent it.

>>721695275
1 and 2

The last person I talked to was my gf so why not

>>721698795
Add/message her and post results

Fuck what the worst that could happen

Roll I guess.

>inb4 I message my mom

yess doobles plsss

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>>721698742
>>721698810
>>721698833
>>721698892
>>721699016
>>721699122
WELL OKAY THEN

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Ill take a roll

>>721691900
clarify "last female you spoke"
last girl that messaged me was my girlfriend
last girl i sent was to my wife

do i see a trip?

>>721695275
cuck lord

>>721691900
haha op eat your words

rolling pls

>>721700024
Noice

>>721700090
anyone?

>>721700090
Wife cause u talked to her whereas the gf talked to u.

>>721700255
This also dubs faggot.

>>721700024
Ouch, looking forward to follow up.

Looks like you could have banged her anyway but instead decided to play ebin 4chan games and most likely ruined it.

>>721700255
>>721700301
fine, I've got a couple more rolls in me

>>721699496
Not interested in anons ERP with two phones and no life

Roll. Jesus don't gimme dubs plz

>>721700024
Aaahaha, getting emotionally involved with a girl and then thrwoing everything away for 4chan.

A real /b/tard.

>>721700024
Post reply

Testing the waters

>>721700622
lol

roll because i couldn't possibly get dubs

>>721700622
Ffs I really didn't wanna have to do it

Thank god I never get dubs

>>721700622
Rekt

>>721700665
thank you satan for sparing my soul

>>721700090
last one

>>721700564
Not to mention fucking up his marriage.

Godspeed Anon

>>721700689
Why not?

rolling for dubz

>>721700733
kek

>>721700733
SATAN SPARES NO ONE

>>721700607
>>721700564
>>721700319
>>721700024

Edge of seat stuff anon

>>721700733
Just had to push it didn't you?

Pls

>>721700733
Kek

>>721700485
Thank god

>>721700781
Cause last female I spoke to is my mother in law

I'm busy

Rolling but not delivering

>>721700899
Bazinga nigga you're up

>>721700899
Ruff

I come to collect my dubs

>>721700319
You're probably right. She likes to often play third wheel with us. Comes to dinner with us, to movies, etc.

Maybe I could work a threesome. That'd be neato. I've been into this girl ever since I caught a peak of her changing in my bedroom one day,after the three of us went swimming.

Pls no dubs

i need this to not be dubs.

>>721701024
And saved

>>721700899
God wants it

>>721701077
Kek

>>721701026
3 of us, as in you already have a girlfriend?

i hope to god this is bait

>>721701157
His wife's coworker

I dont know if i wanna roll...

>>721701157
I guess you missed the part where it's my wife's coworker.

>>721701077
ha

>>721691900
Kill yourself

Check these sings

>>721700622
>>721700899
Double dubs bro, it's time.

>>721701322
checkd

>>721691900
rolling

>>721701343
not double dubs but okay

>>721700024
Post the fucking reply!!!!!!!!

What if she's my cousin?

if i had quads i send a dick pic

>>721700607
She hasn't answered yet. I'm sitting with my wife right now, so I know she hasn't texted her or anything. Maybe she hadn't seen it yet.

>>721700896
I am genuinely risking one of my only solid friendships at the moment while doing this.

>>721700781
Holy shit never thought this day would come (my first greentext)

>Generic shit be me intro
>Meet skinny bird on't tinder who lives pretty far but has skinny titless body
>Inner pedo awakens
>Make several trips in my subaru many miles to fingerblast this tomboy cut
>She's awkward as shit, can barely make eye contact.
>Eventually got some kisses out her
>Would always let me stay over but insisted she stay on the couch and I have her bed despite many offers from my part
>She liked me apparrently lots but refused to engage with the D
>Prolly was raped or summat idk or care
>Recently started talking to her again cause she smokes weed now so I guess I could tolerate her again
>Really don't want to ask the question cause it'll either be the best thing that ever happened or I'll never get to legally fuck a 12 year old

Bad feels

(She's over 18 I feel I should add)

>>721700069
69 still counts do it fagit

>>721701418
I meant he got dubs twice, as in dubs in two separate comments

>>721701444
bad luck bro

>>721700424
This

>>721701504
that makes more sense

>>721701516
don't worry i had trips

dick

ezpz no dubs

>>721701622
Get to it nigger

>>721701622
get to sending

>>721701258
Oh fuck man, how are you going to smooth this over?

genuinely interested

>>721701622
Rip