Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>721679573
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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Claim :o
>ITT
>>721682769
Claim
>>721682790
No, i hate him -_-
still here
and
>>721682887
This is accurate
>>721682575
..not even a little to be perfectly honest
>>721682985
Then dont. It will just suck if you force yourself
>>721682135 (Yohane)
Yeah, there's so many different certifications lol! I'm honestly kind of nervous about these certs, like I feel like I'm not at all prepared despite the minor I'm getting.
>>721682531 tomo
Thats dissapointing
>>721683051
I guess I'll just watch Haruhi stream or something
tomoyoyo wears his fedora -_-
Claim
>>721683206
Have a Miku
Claimed
>>721683260
Claims the hex poster
And claimiru
>>721683250
I don't -_-
>>721682769
>>721683386
-_-
>>721683378
then get rid of it -_-
>>721683414
Hey there
>>721683467
:o
QOTT: Is there anything you WOULDN'T give up to date your waifu?
>>721683505
You -_-
>>721683505
-_-
>>721683519
Life
>>721683568
Forgot pic
>>721683069
I dont see why I would do anything different.
>>721683210
Have fun with that
>>721683519
Not sure
>>721683519
tomoyoyo
>>721683568
I don't own a fedora -_-
>>721683519
Nope, all or nothing.
Claiming
LEWDS
>>721683519
I don't understand this question
>>721683733
I meant you come here and get rid of mine -_-
>>721683697
What are you up to? Just posting?
>>721683505
hello Alice anon I think
Claimed
>>721683519
Nope!
>>721683835
I'd love to cum there :o
>>721683882
no someone else that likes you
>>721683882
No, that's Klonata, I'm Alice-anon
Simply because you can
>>721683697
>>721683862
Yeah. May play Doom or Tanks. Im just bad at deciding
>>721683271
I had this pic but I still appreciate the share.
>>721682769
You guys are faggots
>>721684030
you're kike-anon -_-
>>721683519
My sense of self, my family.
>>721684060
You know me. Always sharing.
>>721683519
Konata
>>721684003
-_-
>>721684034
Nothing really stopping me now
>>721684176
only took you 2 tries :(
>>721684194
>exvept the need for sleep and food
>>721684036
I really want Doom but I'm poor
>>721684003
weird
>>721684030
I can't tell them apart if there is no image attached
>>721684264
Not my fault -_-
>>721684160
Share your secret Australian recipes.
>>721684397
I love you more than you love me :(
>>721684365
I'm not that weird, how are you? :o
Claiming best girl
>>721683519
Life and things I'd need to live comfortably ..and some other things.
>>721684060
Why Miku? You like vocaloid songs?
>>721684294
Watch a speedrun of it, much more entertaining.
>>721684176
you wouldn't give up konata to date tomoyoyoyoyo but you're not gay :thinking:
>>721684440
Later :^)
>>721684444
Czeched
>>721684365
Yeah, sorry about that. Heh
>>721684278
Im fine right now so those 3 things are open to me
>>721684294
20 bucks on steam sale so its not that bad. Hard modes are fun
>>721684444
Because i'm not gay -_-
>>721684489
Because he's my friend -_-
>>721684544
Well then good i guess
>>721684602
giving up your waifu for him would imply he's more than a friend :thinking:
>>721684509
ty
>>721684602
you're bi :o
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>>721684630
Yeah Im not that exciting
>>721684726
He is
He's my best friend -_-
>>721684754
I'm not -_-
>tfw you have to knock on your neighbor's door to see if they are housing a retard because you hear an adult screaming in an autistic fashion for 3 hours
>>721684790
nice shill -_-
>>721684927
more than that :o
Hau's my waifu. Look at my little chocolate shota.
>>721684956
Cant say thats something ive experienced
Has anyone claimed Rin yet?
>>721684790
>kicks the dog
Wow, aboose
>>721684927
you are :o
>>721684956
were they?
>>721684927
5% gay
>>721684475
Would you get meatvision like the protagonist had?
I'm not big on speedruns
>>721684544
Yeah, that is not that bad.
But I can't do that because there's so much else I gotta finish
>>721685006
No -_-
>>721685090
Not -_-
>>721685091
0.5%
>>721685139
Nope youre 5%
>>721685139
0.5% still makes you bi -_-
>>721685063
You don't want to. Honestly disturbing seeing a grown man with a child's brain. Plus they have retard strength so I now will have to carry a knife with me around my place in case I have to kill it
>>721685090
Yes
>>721685210
Bi is 50/50
>>721685188
0%
>>721685210
-_-
Claiming.
claimed
>>721685273
100%
>>721685103
Like what?
>>721685214
I dont think it will come down to that
>>721685244
bi just means you can be attracted to both genders
you can be bi with a high preference for women or men :o
>>721685273
you admitted it :o
>>721685273
you say some stuff to me that makes me think it's 200%
>>721685214
I hope he's ok
>>721685103
https://youtu.be/ZDU7Lu6bbkE?t=21m18s
Sure, don't know about smell, taste and hearing though.
>>721685380
But if you only like girls and 100% pasaable traps then you can be a percentage gay without being bi
>>721685306
-1%
>>721685380
I didn't -_-
>>721685411
Like what?
>>721685476
no that just means you're a faggot in the closet
>>721685500
you did ya gringus
>>721685500
do you really want me to publicly show the gay stuff you say? :o
>>721685500
My last 2 digits is your percent gay
>>721685554
I didn't -_-
>>721685570
What gay stuff
>>721685583
No
>>721685366
I gotta finish Dark Souls 3 100% first off
>>721685436
How about everything he had? Where he hears normal people like that, has meatvision..I can't remember if he mentioned anything about smell or taste, off the top of my head.
>>721685366
You always need to be prepared
>>721685411
I mean, he is retarded, so no he is not
>>721685305
Hello Utaha-anon
>>721685687
I mean from someone like you who might hurt him :(
>>721685667
I have stuff saved, I won't post it unless you want me to :o
>>721685667
Fine the last 2 of your next post
>>721685554
>being this insecure
>>721685667
you did :o
>>721685759
i know its sad uwu
>>721685680
I mean that just making extra work if you really think about it and can be done anytime. Its sometimes nice to play something new
>>721685687
I guess so.
<3
>>721685700
hello how are you?
I'm going to bed now
>>721685753
Post it, i don't care -_-
>>721685759
No
>>721685822
I didn't -_-
>>721685923
Eh, that's a question. Not sure yet
>>721684503
But I want them now.
>>721684475
Because she was the first and most successful one by far, because her voice is much more appealing to me than any other vocoder.
And yea, I do enjoy vocasongs.
I didn't realize it was Saya in that pic.
>>721685753
They better keep him in the house or on a leash
>>721685856
Don't be so naive. You will get hurt that way
>>721685856
Nah, it really is. After I finish 100%ing I'm gonna reward myself and spend 25$ on the DLC season pass for DS3
>>721685956
>56% gay confirmed
>>721685822
What if we cuddled instead of being sad?
>>721685965
i hope you figure the answer out and its good
>>721685973
Nothing really to hurt me. At least immediately
>>721685997
Yeah the dlc looks like fun
tomoyoyo is gay -_-
gay -_-
>>721686263
-_-
>>721686263
more? uwu
>>721686187
Youre stuck with it now 56
>>721686294
-_-
>>721685680
All his senses got fucked up except maybe touch. I'd still like to be able to understand others and eat other things than just raw meat.
Drawing from real life would be kinda interesting.
>>721686330
Whatever this post number is then
>>721684444
maybe a little
>>721684511
Its ok now I know who it could be
>>721686243
It really does, I'm excited to play it later
But for now, DDR
After Haruhi finishes this song
>>721686344
But would you do that for her?
You wouldn't be able to, your paint would all just look like meat
>>721686235
I'll let you know in a bit once I get around to making something to eat/drink
>>721686408
721686408% gay it is then.
>>721686408
>8%
its over 5 so ok. You are 8% gay.
>>721686515
Kek
>>721686515
kek
>>721686473
How gay are you?
>>721686473
Cool cool
>>721686515
-_-
>>721686584
Can we go back to 5%?
Goodnight for real
>>721686512
yes let me know
These waifu threads are fucking gay. I hate seeing this shit everyday.
>>721686697
Nope you're stuck at 8 forever.
>>721686473
Nope, wouldn't be willing to give up all my senses, just my vision. Those meaty paintings would be a hit in art galleries!
>>721685969
Yep, that's Saya nom'ing on Miku. What are your favourite vocaloid songs then?
dibs
>>721686725
Filter it then, moron. You're as autistic as we are
>>721686844
is there a way to filter so I just get waifu threads? :o
>>721686725
go back to traps , dick rates , rolls , army request and ylyl
wait they are also the same everyday
time to anhero retard
>>721686723
ticc
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>>721686843
Who is this?
U N E M P L O Y A B L E
>>721687105
nice
>>721687105
start your own business
buy cheap
sell high and expensive
>>721686723
I've come to the conclusion, I'm doing meh
>>721686968
If you were to somehow filter every possible thread anyone could ever make on /b/, yes
dibs
I am now nocturnal.
>>721687333
>trash tier waifu
>>721687280
nassus r34 ? kek
>>721687337
it's 5pm
>>721687333
literal trash
>>721687186
Doot doot
>>721687204
No muns hun
>>721687035
she's not a small schoolgirl thats true
>>721687228
i think thats the best ive ever seen you so thats good
>>721687519
It's 6pm
>>721687540
because she is not loli? :O
>>721687581
I'll be better in a half hour or so, probably
>>721687585
It's 12 am
>>721687064
Shirayukihime and she's mai waifu
>>721682769
Is this waifu claiming thread or favourite piece of shit claiming thread?
>>721687626
how did you know Jinx is better!?!?
>>721687581
I want to lick her legs
this is all i need to get through the day
>>721683849
good taste sir
>>721687654
thats great what are you eating?
>>721687798
cant blame you
who needed to suck out Galil's cream again?
>>721688129
Just finished, it was just a simple bowl of potato chips
>>721688167
You misunderstand, Galil-anon sucks out Miho-anon's cream
>>721686837
I love most stuff from the artists that participated in Mikgazer, a compilation of shoegaze rock from bands that use Miku.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2ElAgCEdz4
For more electronic stuff sasakure.UK is a favourite.
>>721688129
with the stockings on
Claimed
>>721687985
Belly button?
Claimed af
>>721688208
i love potato chips what kind did you have?
>>721688249
they do look more squishy that way i was wondering what your preference was
>>721688687
Just plain pringles
>>721687783
Jinx too is a trash tier waifu.
>>721688234
Never heard of Mikgazer or of shoegaze rock before. That song doesn't sound too bad though. Listenable, but probably wouldn't put it on my playlist. Have you played Project Diva games?
>>721688498
rim rumming raggy
>>721688687
on is always better
>>721688918
RUH ROH
>>721688616
When'd you dye your hair, Milla?
>>721688720
wait so you put pringles in a bowl?
>>721688984
agreed
>>721689575
Yes. Why would I eat them out of the can?
>>721682769
>>721689575
wonder if she'd be upset if someone licked her legs
>>721690180
nice hair
Threads so fast I can't claim.
カラミチーマス
>>721689621
i dont know it seems more convenient that way
>>721689938
sadly i think so
>>721690420
>>721690892
would be worth it even if she kicks
>>721690892
Maybe I'm just strange. I've always eaten them out of a bowl, when I have them
>>721691032
a few kicks arent too bad but if she feels like kicking its wrong
>>721691052
you shouldnt feel strange because youre doing something different than me it should be the opposite
>>721691799
Perhaps I'm the one who's doing it weird, though
>>721691799
what would she do instead of kicking ?
>>721691052
>>721691799
Eating pringles out of a bowl IS strange even stranger is the idea of putting pringles into a bowl.
I CLAIM DUBS CHECK EM
>>721691999
>>721691799
maybe he has fat hands
STILL CLAIMING MY DUBS CHECK EM
Checkd
>>721691999
This
>>721692099
CHECKED
GET!
GOTTEM
>>721692055
Doesn't matter. You can flip the can upside down.
>>721691850
maybe you weirdo
>>721691893
i wouldnt know i wont force anything
>>721691999
oh okay thats what i thought
>>721692055
i just thought of how unfortunate pringle cans are for people like that
>>721691999
So mean to me :(
>chekt
>>721692436
This is likely
>>721692520
I got some Lazulies, how do I recruit a specific Mahou Madoka character?
>>721692674
they have drop rates picking a specific one would be too easy
>>721692921
I thought there was a thing wit Lazulie that I saw in regards to that
>>721692520
hello fish cookie
>>721692674
dont worry that makes two of us
>Claim
>>721692674
Lying would be even meaner.
>>721693025
Wanna do something weird? I'm getting confused by >>721692921's phone game and trying to figure it out
>>721692921
Also, what's your name so I can add you for this mission thing
>>721693386
>
I fixed up my bed and added a blue blanket. Rate my new bed/10
-Mavis
>>721693440
sure but i think id get very confused as well
what do you need to know i could try to help look things up
>>721693893
Well, do you want to play it? I think there's some sort of party system, though I could be wrong
>>721693723
still too small
>>721693723
Woyld fuck your ass in tenderly/10
>>721694101
i still havent taken the time to set up an emulator for it
>>721694576
Ah, it didn't take me very long to do, not sure how long it would take you though, as I don't know what your computer/internet are like
>>721693723
would hug you in that bed and not let go.
>>721694410
I'm not gay. You big gay faggot fuck.
>>721694263
Oh come on now
>>721694670
it could take me a while
>>721694941
Its a fact
>>721695162
Okay. well, I'm not going anywhere. So if you want to try it later, I'll be up for it.
Though I may be too high to party? I don't know how any of it works
>>721693440
Pls
>>721693723
It's a bed alright. Small, but still a bed.
>>721695785
cute
>>721695771
Why you do this to me ._.
>>721695358
i dont know anything about it either
>>721695785
reeee
>>721694941
Even better
Love making straightfags my bitch
>>721696035
I'm not sure about much, but it seems like this event quest is some pretty mad EXP. I just gained 4 levels on most of my units from one mission
>>721696035
Nice tatas
>>721695334
Hey Tomoko
So when is one supposed to watch the OVA while watching the 12 episodes?
>>721693723
would not fuck you in /10
on the other hand kid's bed /10
>>721696176
that sounds like a lot what event is it?
>>721696837
They have a Mahou Madoka crossover event
>>721683519
The internet.
>>721696538
at the end is fine
>>721693009
>>721693440
you can summon and get a chance at a character , they have 4 ways from 25 to 50 lazulies
id is nekodesu red hair character as leader
>>721693025
hello
>>721696884
oh yea fish cookie told me about the madoka thing but i didnt know it was an event
>>721695956
H-Have I done something wrong?
>>721697221
I'm trying to add, but I am unable to type in the box, is there a trick I'm missing?
Also, I opened a 10 pack of units, apparently, and I got a bunch of S 4 stars. What's the difference between gold and silver stars?
>>721697307
You called me weird for my pringle eating ._.
>>721697239
Yeah, it seems like a pretty solid way to level up
Junko time.
Also claimed
>>721697457
right ID is 1528476080
>>721697623
Sent
>>721697457
and gold is a better character in that role
veterans
-krc