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I just got kicked out of my parents' place and only have

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I just got kicked out of my parents' place and only have my car, what I'm wearing right now, and 48 dollars in my bank account. I have no idea what to do. Any advice on how to survive?
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>>721615546
You must be spoiled
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>>721615546
What did you do to get kicked out?
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>>721615546
park car somewhere safe and start begging for some money and live out of car for now

steal food if needed
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Faggot you're in a brand new Mazda 3, I think you'll be fine
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Well thats a fucking mazda 3, just sell it and rent a nice and cheap apartment till you go back crying to your house again
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>>721615546
get a job like a man or kill yourself like a bitch
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Threats don't work well on me
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>Mazda
Kys
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No friends or extended family? No chance of reconciliation with your family?

Also what >>721615648 said. Story
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>>721615640
My family is pretty upper middle class so I admit I am probably spoiled

>>721615648
I got into an argument with my dad and he was apparently already mad that I went to big bear with my friends for new years instead of spending it with my family
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Sell that ass.
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>>721615546
Who paid for your car?
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>>721615640
My family is pretty upper middle class so I admit I am probably spoiled

>>721615648
I got into an argument with my dad and he was apparently already mad that I went to big bear with my friends for new years instead of spending it with my family. I think he's really mad because he feels like I'm not spending enough time with the family
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>>721615863
On it.
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>>721615546

nice mercedes
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>>721616156
you're probably driving your dad's car
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>>721616060
I can probably stay with a friend for a while but I don't have it figured out yet
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>>721616078
>big bear
Are you Tito Ortiz?
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>>721616140
Who pays for your cellphone and data plan?
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>>721615546
an hero
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>>721616140
Nvm , i realised i couldn't care less about your situation.

Survive or die idgaf. Get a job hobo
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>>721616078
Guess you're gonna have to start sucking dick for dollars.
Start with the street your parents live on and go from there.
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>>721615546
Looks like youre gonna have to start sucking dick for food an shit now man. Sucks to be you.
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Tai Lopez?
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>>721616298
Nope

>>721616335
I started paying for it when I turned 18
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go to the army/military recruiting center now

theyll feed you and house you for a while, pay for college when your time is up

itll be a few months before you start basic tho, so you need to find a job that will let you buy a few articles of clothing, and food.

find a safe and secure spot to park your car

use your parents address if you want to apply for jobs and camp out to check for any mail that comes for you


try and get all your documents from them, passport, birth, social, etc.

military is the only option if you want to be fed and housed and educated later.

its very hard without uncle sams help to get out of this situation.
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If you are in my area code I will give you a fifty if you swing by and suck me off. Will live stream.
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>>721615546
what city are you in
And how tight is your butthole?
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>>721615546
Buy a 50 bag on tick and make money slowly by selling the 50 in smaller amounts, you'll go from 50's to 100's to ounces and so on
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OP Praise Allah. Hope it helps.
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>>721615748
Is it better to sell it than to save it? I feel like having a car is pretty useful in this situation
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>>721615546
ur fuked
top kek get a job normie
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>>721616665
no keep that shit, do not get rid of it. its your only house/transportation for now
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>>721615546
Get a fucking job
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>>721616078
Big bear creek or big bear city?
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>>721616555
Near Los Angeles
Probably pretty tight idk
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>>721616551
This. If they match you must meet.
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>>721615546
go back and do the dishes like they asked and then you can stay.
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>>721616078
>I got into an argument with my dad and he was apparently already mad that I went to big bear with my friends for new years instead of spending it with my family


your dad can go suck a cock, i dont care how spoiled anyone says you are, kicking you out for that is fucking stupid and wrong.
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>>721616604
What's a tick?
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>>721616551
Bump
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>>721616857
yeah go into any restaurant and ask to be a dishwasher, they have a high turnover rate and are always hiring, theyll pay you under the table, and you can prob get some food to eat too.
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>>721616743
City
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>>721616866
Tick is like a loan so you can just pay it later, be careful though because some people add interest
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Go stay with a friend, if you don't have friends you can park and sleep in a Walmart parking lot (Park under a lamp if you don't want to get jacked)
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Go to a Mexican place and ask for a job or . Suck dick. Last but not least Rob a mexican.
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Cut yourself and bleed on some female panties. Sell it to sick fucks on the internet for lots of money. Profit.
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>>721616859
He basically said "if you love your friends that much go live with them"
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>>721615546
You're going to get taken back in just go back in 3 days and sleep in your bed. Your car is in your dads name probably anyways
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>>721616777
damn not close,
but find some drugs and do them itll make you feel better.
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>>721617304
So live with your friends you cuck
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>>721617304
still a fucking ass, i get being mad not being with family, but kicking you out? thats some fucked shit
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>>721617118
If this situation seems to be lasting a while and you don't have a friend whose shower you can use, join a gym. Many gyms have discounts for new members especially at the beginning of the year, and you will have access to a shower and a locker where you can keep some things that you may not want to keep in your car.
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Start a new life in Iowa on a farm
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>>721617304
Also Youre kind of naive to assume that it's a permanent thing. Parents like yours will probably regret it the night they say it and are going to wait for you to show back up.
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Start using uber.
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>>721617524
bump
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>>721616472
>paying for it
With the money you get from Daddy?
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>>721616777
Trips!
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>>721617441
My family is Korean and my dad cares a lot about doing traditional things which includes a ceremony on New Years and he was really mad that I couldn't make it. There's another Korean ceremony today and I told him that I might not make it because I had to pick up my friend from the airport. Although I did make it today, he was mad that I said I may not be able to make it because of a friend and we started arguing.
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There is usually a depot for homeless and they will give you a list of food sources etc post your city maybe someone knows
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>>721617743
Go home, apologize, try to make more time for family if it's such a big deal to him. If he can't accept the apology burn their fucking house down.
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>>721615546
Haha you're homeless
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Give your dad the succ... Worked for me once. No joke
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>>721615546
End it before the hunger sets in
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>>721617925
He was really mad and at the end of the argument, he was basically yelling and not even listening to me. I've seen him this mad before, and he usually goes through with whatever he says when he's mad.
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>>721615546
Why? Did they give you notice?

How old?
Were you paying rent?
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>>721618185
OP do you have keys to your house?
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>>721618185
Still, you should try to apologize. Make sure they know you're willing to change. If they're going to be assholes, then take everything from them.
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>>721618231
I'm 19 and wasn't paying rent. Story is in thread
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>>721615546

Stop being such a piece of shit your parents have to throw you out. I can guarantee if your parents don't want to put up with your shit, no one else does either, this is a fucking wake up call. Get your shit together.

On that note, look for a free shelter, local churches will be places you can contact for free clothing and some support, There should also be other local homeless programs where you can get support, since you are on the internet, starting googling you stupid son of a bitch.
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>>721615546
Sucks scro, been there. Wal Mart parking lots are your friend. Keep to yourself and don't be blatant and nobody will hassle you. Keep in mind you always need to have enough fuel to move to another location, staying mobile will keep attention to a minimum.
A sign and a few hours in a fancy location will net you gas and food money, or if begging is too much for you temp agencies aren't as hard to navigate as you imagine, there is probably one in the nearest downtown area.
Long term you need to get a job. Fast food will be quick and easy, and nobody will notice if you clean up in the sinks before shift - people change into their uniform in the bathroom anyway. Keep your head down and take all the shifts you can, and you'll be in an apartment before you know it.
Remember: some of the greatest people have made themselves entirely from nothing, and a lot of them didn't have a Mercedes to start with. ;)
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>>721618305
Yeah I'm thinking of sneaking back in at like 3am to grab clothes and shit from my room
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>>721618382
>>721618408

Thanks for the advice
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>>721616555
This fag, wtf .
Call you dad out for ass-hattery
Double down and sue for unlawful eviction if he didt give younnotices.
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>>721618358
I might go back but definitely not tonight because I'm sure he's still really pissed of rn
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>>721618360
Pay them a couple hundred a month to stay there and try to leave asap ez shit. When you actually pay for rent people tend to leave you be your own person. My parents did anyway. Good luck anon
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>>721618716
Even if you could go back you need to makes plans to leave.

Your mother is likely romantically pegging him right now.
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>>721618408
>Remember: some of the greatest people have made themselves entirely from nothing, and a lot of them didn't have a Mercedes to start with. ;)
Name 12 people who did that in the last 20 years
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>>721618716
Calmly request your things via text or an intermediary, and then cut all communications. You'll struggle like hell, but silence from you will put massive social pressure on your parents. They seem like the type to care.
Over time, if you can maintain silence and independence, you will have them in the palm of your hand.
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OP Come back when you think you're ready and talk with your parents. Talk about how are going to change and do it. If your parents let you stay don't talk to them unless they talk to you. Help out around the house. If they don't want you back you might as well just KYS and make your parents regret.
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Get a fucking job and get an apartment and shut up
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join the military

might have to stay a homeless shelter till you get in

if your not clean dont worry

there is usually a 90 waiting period at least
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>>721616859
No it's not. When you're 18 and still living at home, you're basically freeloading and should either go massively out of your way to please your parents, or move the fuck out for college/a job. You sound like a huge, sensitive pussy. And this is coming from a huge liberal bleeding heart motherfucker over here. Maybe you can suck ops cock to make him feel better because DADDIE WAS SO MEAN TO HIM!
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>>721616258
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>>721618408
this guy knows whats up. Cheap gym memberships will also allow you access to showers and facilities. Hobbies and working out will help you pass the time while you save up enough to get yer shit together. You can do this. Its not that hard... you just have to remember that in the coldest part of the night. No one can break you ,except you.
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>>721616996
this and also establish interest rates BEFORE you get the product
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>>721617405
/thread. how is this still alive? you got kicked out for having friends. go stay with the friends.
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>>721615546
Suck a dick
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>>721615546
man the fuck up bitch. Learn to not be such a spoiled brat.

A few nights in the car won't kill you. it'll teach you to be thankful for what you have and not be smartass when someone else is footing the bill.

>i've lived in my car for almost a year, so don't bitch to me about a few nights.
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Thread summary: spoiled Korean kid gets "kicked out" for spending time with friends instead of with family. Dad got REALLY IRL MADDDD. Op now convinced he is homeless, not realizing parents literally expect him to return home any minute to warmth and shelter.

Tl;dr: op is an attention whore that's bored and wants us to sob over a minor familial argument. Op also is a NEET.
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>>721619486
gyms are starting to catch on, unfortunately.
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It's raining :(
I will probably sleep in this car tonight then stay at a friends this week while looking for a job. I am considering the army if the job hunt doesn't go well. Thanks for the advice guys.
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thats what you get for putting your friends first. fuckin narcissistic fag
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Find a safe place to sleep in your car or even better at someone's house.
Tomorrow talk to your Dad and be like "Nothing can change if we don't talk about it."

Spend more time with your family because that's all you really got man.
If it doesn't work you can donate blood/plasma or beg for money.
Try to make it work with your family. It might be boring, but the best thing you can give people is your time.
Good luck.
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Could look up homeless shelters, might be your best option if you only have 48$
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>>721620003
Godspeed anon. You can do it. Put all your effort in bettering your life and the people around it.
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>>721620003
Air Force or Navy. Combat seems fun, but get yourself a job that can segue into a career on the outside. Plus the lifestyle just sucks in the Army.
You got this. You can probably get taken back if you want, or you can choose to make them suffer the consequences of their decision to fuck you, either way you'll survive.
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Go to central casting in Burbank and sign up to be background for tv shows and movies. Make sure to bring required IDs and shit when you go and you can basically get work like the next day lol
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Not so great tho, car is good option if you have income. Lot of ppl stay in car and shower at LA fitness or something- some work out there some don't
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>>721620068
>and get raped
Homeless shelters are death traps. Thats why most prefer to literally sleep on the street rather than sleep there. You'll get mugged or worse.
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You're all literally believing this? Spoiled kid gets "kicked out" and you're all passing off serious advice on homeless shelters and car-living tactics? Read between the lines a little bit here folks. Do you really think MAD DAD is going to deny his son a home tomorrow? Did anyone actually read op's posts? Christ.
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>>721620354
babbys first thread.

you have to be retarded to assume OP is telling the truth, kiddo. only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. pic related, return immediately.
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>>721617743
In that case, noodles are extremely cheap.
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>>721620442
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>>721615546
Live in your car. Hot girls do it all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7379aanKuZE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RINuXucJHVA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGW3Wb9SbvA
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>>721615546
Military will take your stupid ass right now!
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>>721616078
>>721617743

I am from an eastern culture (born and raised there) I don't get it when people here treat their parents so mean. Why is it so hard to spend a little more time with them? Sooner or later you will be gone for your life. And you always have the time to spend partying or whatever thing you are into. They are not going to be around forever and some day this negative cycle will hit you back when you have kids.
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Just go home and apologize.

>Oh herro Dad. I solly that I hurt our fammeries honor. Can you ever fogiverer me prease.
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Find high traffic location and beg like those homeless fucks do. Though don't pull that "Poor me" bullshit. Find something catchy and make it on a nice looking sign. Play to human nature.. " Need money for Beer and Weed" etc etc.. Those fuckers make bank I'm telling you!
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>>721615546
with knowledge
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>>721620003
Go back home. They probably are worried about you right now. You can still start to become independent after that but there is no need to loose benefit of having a family.
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trade your shit car for a van

you can live a pretty comfy life on the road
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>>721617304
So he didn't kick you out you are just starting drama and pretending he did? That's not kickin you out faggot unless he said pack your shit and get the fuck out you didn't get kicked out stop making more problems then you already have
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>>721620694
Not op but i get what you're saying. But i feel like the parents are being selfish in the same regard.

OP could have had an amazing night at big bears with friends. Those same friends that in a years time, might no longer be friends, for whatever reasen like death, arguments etc.

to judge how much time we should spend with something based on how much time we belive we have left with such a thing is kind of useless. too many variables

That's my opinion anyway and tbh it's been formed after a 36 hours of sleep deprivation. So probably very fucking wrong
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>2017
>not living in your car
wew lad
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how old are you op? its maybe better to move out and stop being a leech
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>>721620442
>reading comprehension
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>>721621405
Well, that is possible. Friendships change based on the age you are, and if someone spends his full time with his parents then he is loosing something too. Keeping a balance to have a satisfied family and good friendships is the best path. Leaning toward one side and sacrificing the other side is always catastrophic.
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>>721615546
OP you can live at a nearby university
get a gym pass...
wifi, shower, toilet, locker
live in your car in a uni parking lot
find a job on campus cooking food
find a job nearby the university

you have a fucking car youre not in bad shape
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>brand new mazda 3
>wonders why you only have 48 dollars in bank account
get a fucking job OP, that'd be a good start.
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>>721615546

go to the nearest mall and apply at every single store

guaranteed youll find atleast one job, even if its temporary stick with it
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>>721620003

Good luck to you anon, I wish nothing but the best for you, but I hope this makes you realize there are some things about you, that you need to fix and change. Just never give up.
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>>721621158
weak
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>>721617225
or better, get some pig blood
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>>721617225
fuck i just envisioned a guy crafting period blood recipes out of different bloody animal products like a hint of blood sausage for the spicey feeling n shiet
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hit up some job agencies. some are easier than others. for ex. no drug test, job next day or two. you will get a m-f warehouse job. do good and they keep you.
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>>721619020
some celebs have had homelessness stints, and i dont mean couchsurfing amongst your many hollywood stars friends
william shatner had bad years living in a trailer after his wife divorce raped him
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>>721615546
military. you dumb cunt
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>>721619486
also nurture relationships
they're more necessary to survival than food honestly
when i was young i was aloof and thought i could do without human contact
now i realize it's where life is at
i'm still a lonely neet btw and my only sustained relationship is on voice
still it's troo
give food to your heart and everything else feels like a well oiled machine
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>>721618417
that's fine, that's not breaking dad's rule
he kicks you out to homelessness, you can take your stuff as needed
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>>721624318
is this real?
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>>721624457
yeah many such cases!
tb honest tho the "merchant guild of pol" once demonstrated that it wasnt only the 6 million figure that was used many times before ww2, but also 3 4 5 etc
same goes on jewpedia
still they're satanic roaches, dont be fooled
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>>721615546
>mfw I have that exact same car
>mfw I am also living out of it
>except I have money and am doing it by choice temporarily because I enjoy travelling

sucks to suck bro
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>>721615546
Survive off bread and stealing things.
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>>721624895
with internet/smartphone one can do a lot
like sucking dick in parking lots:)
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>>721616078
Orange County Anon?
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>>721615546
Get a job and I hope you make it.
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>>721619020
Me and my eleven closest friends
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>>721615546
stay at a friends house
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from what your situation sounds like, its not that bad. literally just sleep in your car or get get some mcdanks and kickit til morning. Then call your dad and apologize. then go home lol
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>>721615546
Based on your situation, I'm willing to bet drugs were involved. So, and I'm being honest here:

1. Quit doing fucking drugs.
2. Tell your parents you'll go to rehab (Because they can probably afford it. I had friends that didn't have folks that could and maybe they would be alive.)
3. Fucking do.
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work at a 24 hour fitness place,etc. Free showers, water, place to park car while sleep, getting money, probably near restraunts. Save up for a while, then maybe look for an apartment to share with other people. Keep saving money for a while. Hope this helps somehow
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Sell your ass
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>>721628466
Yeah the story sounds like bullshit. She was kicked out of her house because she refused to go to rehab
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Youre a Korean male. A little bit old for the market but you can scrape some funds together at the restroom at your highways rest area. You guys are the best at that line of work.
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Hello, I come from /Biz/

We all recommend to invest in some knee pads. Should be easy to pick up since you'll be parking in a wal-mart parking lot.
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>>721615546
GO BACK TO YOUR PARENTS HOUSE
TELL THEM THEY LITERALLY CANNOT KICK YOU OUT, A) IF YOU'RE UNDER 18 THEY ARE LEGALLY OBLIGATED, B) IF YOU'RE OVER 18 THEY NEED TO LEGALLY EVICT YOU. THE POLICE WILL ENFORCE THIS. STOP BEING A FAGGOT.
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