Hey fags, how's this look for my goodbye. Too cliche? I

Dude, the Truman Show is lit though

>>721606215
but are you sure you want to go through with it bro?

>>721606293
Yeah, but the way it was written, I couldn't fit it in.

>>721606439
Sure. At this point, doesn't matter to me. I'll probably do it eventually, so why not get er done with

>>721606683
What's your reasoning behind this?

Put a blank line in between paragraphs. It'll be more correct and easier to read.

>>721606782
Actually, break it up into more paragraphs as well

>>721606759
We'll like I wrote in it, I'm essentially just stuck in a stagnant cycle of building myself up, and falling lower than where I started. If this pattern continues, the likelihood of me actually doing must therefore increase

>>721607039
Have you tried changing the cycle? Figuring out why you fall and trying to avoid that?

>>721606215
tl;dr

>>721607239
Story of my life. In the end, it always just seems to happen spurraticly without rime or reason

>>721607316
Tldr: I'm planning on some cliff diving and I need to know if my waiver is good enough.

>>721607575
Fuck, well I'm sorry bro. I hope you don't, but if you feel like it's absolutely what you have to do then I'm in no position to tell you otherwise. Godspeed

>>721606215
You forgot to sign it with t. Pussy

don't kill yourself. it's childish and unbecoming.

>>721606475
6th line from bottom... you used "or" instead of "for".

>>721607947
Shit, thanks

>>721606215
Read it over again. Then again. Then again.
Keep reading it until it sounds stupid because that's what everyone you know will be doing.

Get help, don't be a literal faggot.

>>721606215
Typo
>All I can say is hat

Also if you're killing yourself while still in school or because you think other people don't love you, you're a huge moron.

I hope at least you're not leaving your folks behind you worthless sack of shit.

>>721608042
Getting help is for faggots.A real man stuffs his feelings down inside and just does what he has to do.OP,stop being a faggot.Shit gets better and life changes constantly

>>721606215
I live my life now preparing for the end. I've been as close as it gets and got pulled back. Everything is different now. Being at the point of no return and looking the end in the eye, it will change everything for you if you survive it. I know that's how I'm going to go now, but I have so much more to do here.
Dude, press the pause button and seriously look at what you're proposing. Fate has handed you the greatest gift, life itself: now do with it what you truly want.

>>721606215
>"I AM in engg."

WTH is that?

erase your whole suicide letter and type "SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE OR I FUCKING KILL MYSELF"

>>721608458
Abbreviation for engineering

>>721606215
TL;dr

If you were really going to do it why bother with a note that's so long nobody will read

>>721608617

Pretty much this, especially considering he's gonna off himself because his friends don't like him lel

Man up OP, go join up with YPG and help fight Daesh in Syria instead.

>>721606215
Why you trying to be cute? You're KILLING YOURSELF. It isn't like in the movies where you did the great cool thing and everyone is at your bedside to cherish you one last time, you're either gonna OD or shoot yourself. None of that is cute. Be blunt about it. You're doing something that is gonna make you look like extremely traumatic for them.

I hope I won't be the final push but just do it instead of writing about it and then posting it on 4chan.

You don't wanna kill yourself, you just want the attention (and that's okay)

Just get help you little bitch

>>721606215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao7GG8FXWqQ

listen to this before you die OP

>>721609280
I just wanted to know if it was good enough. I didn't actually think I'd get anyone telling me to stop on /b/

Recently had 2 friends do this shit. None of the shit you're feeling is unique, but I know that isn't any consolation. Point being there isn't any part of being a handholdless virgin with severe social anxiety that means you should die, and if you don't end up doing it (or try and fail) you're going to realize that what you're feeling right now is wrong.

Also the grammar is fucking atrocious.

>>721609580
>Also the grammar is fucking atrocious.

He IS engg after all. They're not really known for being particularly bright.

>>721606215
Fucking just do it you fucking bitch, you fucking pussy.

>>721609850
>underage B&

>>721609900
Literally nothing implies this, but you can go right ahead and fuck yourself too. Tired of attention seeking pathetic bitches on here. Put up or fucking shut up. Do it.

>>721606215
>Who knows, maybe I really am just crazy.

This made me cry. My best wishes with your journey. I hope that whatever it is that awaits you, embraces your consciousness and make it rise above the clouds of entropy.

Die for something worth it not because of your shitty feelings. Go to the army.
Fucking faggot.

>>721610153
>literally nothing implies underage

>Fucking just do it you fucking bitch, you fucking pussy.
>Literally nothing implies this
>you can go right ahead and fuck yourself too
>Tired of attention seeking pathetic bitches on here.
>Put up or fucking shut up.
>Do it.

Pretty much everything you said implies you're under 18 either physically or mentally.

>>721606215
Sounds like you didn't get a hug while growing up. Is this the only way you can get people to give you attention? If that's the case then get it over with and quit trying to get people to feel sorry for you, cunt. You're obviously not going to do it else you wouldn't post on 4chan.

>>721610153
so you don't understand how being edgy and lacking empathy makes you look like a kid? that in itself is just one more factor against you

>>721610375
OK cuck. Whatever you're trying to prove, if it makes you feel better you can believe you did it. Here's 10 internets for you. I'm not 18 snowflake, and again, LITERALLY, nothing I said implied this. Do the world a favor and go play in traffic with the cuck boy loser that started the attention where thread to begin with. You seem like another pussy anyway.

How about you tell your friends you feel this way..

Brah, life's great. Why u wanna kill yourself.

Think of all the same things that are enjoyable like eating a delicious meal or jacking off, brah.

Duuuuude take a vacation if you got some money saved up. Just drive somewhere or something. You'll feel better brah.

>>721610824
wow, looks like someone was not spanked during child hood

>>721610824
>"cuck"
>"snowflake"
>misusing "literally"

You really need to get out man.

>>721610888
Trips of truth, but let anon have his graceful exit.

>>721610824
wow. you are a huge faggot.

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>>721608541
Engineer here.
That's "eng."

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>>721610824
retarded libertarian detected

pic related, it's you

>>721609280
This. Anyone who writes a fucking novel and shows it off on /b/ isn't serious about killing themselves. Real suicidal people don't even bother with notes and just shoot themselves in the head and get it over with.

>>721610824
>Literally no one implies this
Proof enough fag, your the problem with 4chan.


>Inb4why does this mean he's/I'm underaged
Because why would you have to sort of its enforced, also why would you care if your underaged, just post a censored picture of you Id.

>>>/R/eddit

>>721610824
>this post seems serious
>uses cuck like an insult
>surely no one actually uses cuck as an insult, it must be irony

you, sir, are a troll

>>721611222
checked

More like ledditor

>>721610857
I've tried a few times, but I always end up shutting myself down, usually by changing the topic to them.

>>721611083
You're talking about the pussy who wants to off himself, right? You have to be a real coward to even consider suicide as an option.

>>721611572
>suicide is cowardice

This is a strictly western paradigm.

>>721611354
>>721611354
>>721611354

You never know, brah. Ppl are all different.

Better to be on the safe side and tell him not to do it.

I'll be your friend OP.

Another reason u shouldn't kill urself is that burials r expensive and your family members will incur debt, brah. You don't want to financially harm them, do ya.

U feel better OP?

>>721611572
I bet you don't have the fucking balls to put a gun to your head or a rope around your neak.

I literally could have written that. except that I wouldnt of had those 3 friends. Instead it would just be written to my mom. Anyway a few weaks a go I was getting very close to jumping. But then I tried hypnosis. and it dose work somewhat. At least just as good as drugs did for me. But they did where off. The thing is I couldnt the person who the hypnosis that I w was suicidal. I didnt want to get put into the crazy house. So I told her about my other problems. Being scared of people. Haveing no friends etc. And I actually fell better. Even though the hypnosis isnt for depression. I did have a incidnet a few days a go. But It didnt last long, and wasnt as bad as times before. Now I could only inmagine if I could tell her I was depressed. I bet I would be oover this.

>>721611498
I think you should tell them. If they actually care about you, theyll help. Say something like 'Im not okay and i really need comfort." Or something so they know somethings wrong. Get help or tell your friends. I know from experience, theyre going to be mortified without you.

Yea my grammar is terrible.

>>721611753
>>721611652
I'm man enough to deal with the shit life throws at me, I'm not going to cry and post on 4chan that I'm going to kill myself every single time something goes wrong in my life. Keep deluding yourself, morons.

>>721607039
Thats me right now man. The only thing that keeps me going is i know it will harm more harm than good to end it.
So im trying to write down all my observations. Everything ive been through diseecting what went on thought my life so maybe someone can learn from it and my life doesn't go to waste.

>>721611652
Yeah, ever heard of sudoku?

>>721607892
i don't suggest suicide but fuck, it's his life and if he wants to actually follow through being told it's childish won't stop him or help

tldr would be my response if i got this from someone who killed themselves

Anyway if you haven't tried hypnosis. Try it. What do you have to lose? Oh that's right your life. You know you would rather be happy and fulfilled with your life. Then be dead.

>>721612043
>man enough to deal with the shit life throws at me

You're so brainwashed it's scary.

>>721608261
>worthless sack of shit
rude

You're going to kill yourself and traumatized these people you say you care about. Get some therapy and live a decent life, you selfish cunt.

>>721606215
List bro... If your going out do it with some class.
If your going to die write something that is going to always make them wonder how reckless you really were.
And how few fucks you really gave.
Dont let them read something and make them sad, let them read something and it makes them laugh.
For instance my suicide note is this
Friends... relations... Whatever the hell Meatwad is... I've lived a full life. It's actually been pretty bitchin'. But now, regrettably, my life has been taken. Please bury me with all my stuff, because you know it's mine... Dearest Meatwad: Turn on that dumb game 'cause I'm gonna wail on you from the grave, baby! Suck it up, mutha! Missing you already, M.S.

>>721606215
why leave a goodbye? especially one so large, you obviously have shit to say to people.. why not stop being a shut in faggot and talk to people instead of being miserable?

>>721606215

> long suicide notes

Just write a couple sentences.

>>721606215
Did you go to Riverside High School in Washington?

>>721606215
http://www.sacred-texts.com/oto/engccxx.htm

Read that, then do what you will.

Tl;DR

Save a tree.

Eat a bullet.

>>721611890
Well I've got one who I know would over react, one who is so critical of things, bug and small that he gets into political arguments with people half way across the globe on bloody twitter, and another who I get the feeling would try to move this as far away from themselves as possible.

OP you little shit-talking, foot-ass, bitch-made fuckboy.

You ain't gonna do a goddamn thing and we all motherfucking know it.

YOU'RE A LYING SACK OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

Why act like you care about your suicide note when you are too lazy to even hand write it?

>>721612445
Which ones Momo

>>721612192
I'm brainwashed because I don't have to cry out for attention and get random people feeling sorry for me when something doesn't go my way? I'm not brainwashed, you're just a spoiled brat. I'm assuming your parents aren't around anymore to carry you through life, so you actually believe suicide is a legit option.

>>721612349
I'm in Canada, though funny enough, I am in "the river city"

>>721611572
No you the sheep parading amongst his peers as if he was a wolf, Tell me what takes more balls Redditor to insulting someone who has had enough with his shitty situation and just wants to cut to the climax of his life which is his death or to hope that things will go better and shit will just fix it if I just work hard enough, effort does not equal success this fucktard cunt about to kill himself figured that out the fucker probably put his heart and soul into something he holds dear and watched it shatter like a glass dome you keep yourself in so no I do not think suicide is cowardice but rather an alternative to wasting away.

>>721612065
>suicide to not give the enemy the satisfaction of killing you is the same as little jimmy offing himself because he can't cope with life

>>721612354
Wth is this? Looks like some ALMSIVI crap. I'm pretty much agnostic at this point.

>>721606215
I think it's nice. I'm going through a somewhat similar situation as you so I feel where you're coming from.

>>721612192
>the "woke" guy wants to sleep forever

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>>721606215
lol fucking retard
Highschool is the shittiest part of life.
Just wait it out. Everyone's shitty then most get better.

how old are you OP?

>>721612624
You're brainwashed by meritocracy and the masculine paradigm that comes along with it.

But me telling you this does no good, because your brainwashing encompasses believing that you know best for yourself and the people around you, despite facts and reasoning to the contrary.

Unless you're seriously as stupid as you're making yourself look, I would strongly suggest taking some time out of your day, sitting down in a quiet place, and reflecting on your priorities and beliefs in life.

>>721612445
The one that would overract is probably the one to talk to. It might be hard to not worry them but just their worry by itself means they care.

They care about you.

>>721612848
The overall point is clever, but inaccurate.

>>721612374
Better. I'm emailing it, and I'm jumping 48m into a frozen river.

>>721612641

>Canadian

I hate Canadians. You're all a bunch of cocksuckers up there.

USA. USA. USA.

I hope you fail to kill yourself and your parents have to decide whether or not to pull the plug hahahahaha.

>>721612615
The really sensative one with some confidence problems

>>721613068
>underage b&

>>721612794
TL:DR?

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

You're life is shit because you do not exercise your willpower to create new situations in your life. Either do that. Or kill yourself. Do what thou will.

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>tfw too retarded to understand depression is a mental illness.
Ofc you'll just keep getting to this shitty point in life if you don't seek help kek.
Therapists and medication is the only thing that'll help. It's like you have a broken arm and instead of going to the hospital you just wait and go "aww fuck how did this happen" everytime it hurts.

>>721612641
Haha, go figure. I just knew a guy whose nickname in high school was Momo, because I guess it's Japanese for peaches? I never really cared enough to look it up myself. As for suicide, one of my friends attempted suicide. I was pissed at him. Not sad, not worried, PISSED. The fact that I was less than a mile away and had previously offered him a place to stay if things got too heated at home made it worse. Why couldn't he come to me for help? I just couldn't understand. One thing I will tell you, as someone who has depresison, is that it doesn't get easier. That's a flat out lie. But your ability to cope gets better, and if that's not enough, go to your doctor, get on and anti-depressant or something. You deserve a chance. And with that free healthcare up there, there's not much of an excuse, yeah?

>>721612855
I'm in university

>>721612876
19

>>721613266
Are you in Mtl? What university? I'm 19 too we can meet if I guessed the city right.

>>721613266
Your brain hasn't fully developed, wait a few years then reassess your situation

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>>721612880
You basically just said I'm brainwashed because I got my shit together. Quit using words like "encompasses" to try and sound intelligent. You're literally retarded.

>mfw he actually thinks im brainwashed because i said "i'm man enough"

>>721613219
this. I know it takes a LOT of courage but getting help is really worth it. Take it from someone that has gone through therapy.

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>>721608617
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>>721613212

I'm in my 60s.

I was killing gooks in 'Nam before you were even born, kid.

>>721613403
You're brainwashed by meritocracy and the masculine paradigm that comes along with it.

>You basically just said I'm brainwashed because I got my shit together.

But me telling you this does no good, because your brainwashing encompasses believing that you know best for yourself and the people around you, despite facts and reasoning to the contrary.

>Quit using words like "encompasses" to try and sound intelligent. You're literally retarded.

Unless you're seriously as stupid as you're making yourself look, I would strongly suggest taking some time out of your day, sitting down in a quiet place, and reflecting on your priorities and beliefs in life.

>mfw he actually thinks im brainwashed because i said "i'm man enough"

You're really just as stupid as you're acting. This is so easy that I can't even enjoy it. I'm sorry for you, truly.

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spam it with pics or memes!

https://discord.gg/n9dey3Y

>>721613632
right, that's exactly what i said. as people get older their minds regress. you're underage mentally. :)

>>721612214
>selfish cunt
it's also selfish to keep someone in pain alive in a life they hate living in, is it not?

>>721613638
Out of curiosity, what's wrong with a meritocracy anyway? Whoever is the best at a thing should lead with regards to that thing.

>>721613632
wait gooks are the derogatory term for Koreans not Vietnamese

>>721612301
he said he doesnt wanna go to a loony house

Bro, I wouldn't do it, life's shitty but it's still worth it. Go fuck some bitches and see how you feel in a few days

>>721606782
this guys a stupid fag use tab. space is when you write. hes an idiot and doesnt know how to spell

>>721610627
This guys gets it. Yea life fuckin sucks but its the only time you will get to experience this crazy point in time so you mine as well stick around until your dead for eternity.

>>721613760
That's good in theory, but in practice, it just leads to rampant open corruption (see: China)

>>721613403
You are a bit of a daft tit though.

>>721612557
and this makes you feel better?

>>721612573
how does it define laziness? IMO writing would be more convenient

>>721613826
Well, I don't know if this makes me strange, but I feel like sex with no emotional bond isn't worth it.

I always thought that if i was to do this, I would try to do some good with it. Like, serial kill a bunch of sex offenders, or some shit. Help us out before you go, OP

>>721613760
Meritocracy leads to a form of elitism that necessarily follows toward oppression. Meritocracy is basically the reason why suicide rates are increasing.

There's so much that can be said to answer your question, but in my experience people on /b/ don't ask questions to learn but rather to argue. So I won't bother right now.

>You're really just as stupid as you're acting. This is so easy that I can't even enjoy it. I'm sorry for you, truly.

Why bother compiling both of our posts into one and then typing that at the end there? You're not even arguing anything at this point. If anything you're the one who's brainwashed, trying to convince others that their happiness and success is nothing more than a delusion. Sorry your life is so shit that you believe suicide is a good option, I'll be here enjoying my life. If you truly want to kill yourself then quit trying to get a second opinion from random strangers on the internet.

>literally begging for pity

>>721613959
I see your point. But show me a government system that works in practice near as well as it does in theory.

>>721614210
That's not a reasonable response. You don't need something that works as well in practice as it does in theory, just something that works in practice better than what we have now.

>>721606215
Are you in mountain time OP?

go with what that guy said, join hte army. then alluh akbar some jews.

If you kill yourself now OP you'll miss the final season of samurai jack airing in march.

>>721612738
why are you green texting? do you think we will care more?

It's too long winded.
Less is more

>>721614336
I don't know that there is one. I'm not trying to argue for a meritocracy, I was just pointing out that the same can be said for all governments.

>>721614206
The compilation is obvious to anyone spectating, but not for you.

That's not really surprising.

>>721614457
That may be true. Doesn't mean I can't critique ours.

>>721613403
>heh, good one boss

>>721614480
>hurrdurr
>durrhurr

Nice job, I took the bait. You haven't even typed anything worth shit this whole time.

I would get on some meds or something. Sounds like you are just depressed. No one is judging you or thinking bad thoughts about you. You are depressed and letting your own thoughts fuck with your head. When you say "it's just for me" that's exactly it. Don't be selfish and make your friends and people who care about you feel like shit. Get some help from a doctor.

>>721614206
Though, someone could be trying to get a second opinion from random strangers on the internet, due to the ease at which they can get said opinion provided they don't have anyone in person to pitch their dilemma to, as well as potentially looking for a reason, any reason, even a shitty one, to not an hero.

Come on, anon. Don't be daft. Don't be upset about something that doesn't directly involve you. Don't shut your mind down. It's as if you're triggered that someone would want to kill themselves, but simultaneously suggest that those who may want to kill themselves should just do it.

You couldn't be more disingenuous if you tried, guy. Do you want them to live, or die?

>>721614649
Anyone can say that, but it doesn't make it true.

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>>721614517
Again, yeah.

>>721614752
Depression meds make it worse. Trust me.

>>721614649
Of course not. Because in your perspective, what you do is good and what I do is bad. You've created an atmosphere of "me vs them" and created a rift between the two.

I'll say it one last time. Please sit down sometime and really reflect on your life.

Do what you gotta do bro. I'll see you on the other side.

>>721613219
Yeah OP is a fag.
It's a lot harder to man up and get help than "man up" and kill yourself.
Picking the easy path and fucking up everyone's life around him smh

>>721614895
Bad meds, my man. You tried Bruproprion HCL?

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>>721613219
aww fuck how did this happen

>>721614895
yea theres other ways though. meds aren't worth it. i mean you can still be depressed but have a different point of view on life. he has to learn to not give a fuck. and spend a lot more time in nature, that always helps to feel free and not trapped in a room.

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>>721614997
Oh, I'm not OP, sorry about that. It's just my sister took prozac and ended up hanging herself. Since then I always make sure people not take things such as that.

>>721606215

Is there a tl;dr version of this block of text?

OP I'm a hot chick.

I will have sex with you before you kill yourself.

I'm in Ontario, Canada. Where are you?

Boo hoo. Life is so hard. Instead of trying to sort my shit out, I'll just kill myself because fuck putting forth any effort. Do it faggot.

>>721614895
>>721614997
>>721615193
Sometimes people need meds, sometimes people need methods. Some work for some people, some don't.

>>721615338
>underage b&

>>721615338
But an heroing takes effort.

>>721614997
i was just on it for a couple month and it made my vision all blurry and i had to piss like every 20 minutes and my mouth always dry.
id rather be depressed

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>>721615327
you're not immune cause this is a suicide thread.
Tits or gtfo

>>721606215
It's loli time
http://www.ipanon.com

>>721615214

lmao.

*takes the mic*

This guy's sister wasn't a trap, but rumor has it she was HUNG.

I had sex with this anon's sister. I wonder where she HANGS OUT these days.

I couldn't tell if this guy was serious about his sister dying. I asked him how she died and he said "KNOT".

*drops the mic and walks off*

>>721615066
'tis but a scratch.

>>721615435
>>721615381
Different strokes for different folks. I'm not stupid enough to tell someone to take it without consulting a doctor. It's a question it couldn't hurt to ask their physician.

>>721615227
Somewhere up there. I was honestly only hoping for a couple replies catching stupid errors in my writing

>>721614876
The fact is that most people who say they want to kill themselves are just looking for attention. They never go through with it, they just want pity from others. For what reason? Probably because they are shitty people and have never received love from anyone. That's what happens when you're selfish.

Yes, people killing themselves is actually terrible, and nobody should do it. If this is a normal thing for you then you're obviously not serious about it and you're just looking for pity. Most people who do kill themselves don't talk about it so openly because they're actually serious.

>>721614901
> in your perspective, what you do is good and what I do is bad

No, that's actually what you've been saying this whole time. Again, nice bait.

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>>721615537
too much edge. also, you're going nowhere in life, you're terrible at comedy, something that you've obviously taken a lot of time trying to master but in reality you're a lonely faggot who obsesses over suicide and columbine. amirite

>>721615626
dont get me wrong, you should honestly try whatever you can if it helps
im on nortriptyline now, but ive been on zoloft, prozac, paxil and lexapro.
they all mostly worked for a while then id start doing dope again and theyd stop

>>721615537
Smdh

>>721615811
check'd
also moar of grill pls

>>721615857
Yeah, drugs don't tend to mix well. Best of luck to you though.

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>>721615925
Nips