Alright /b/ros, what's your secret? Deepest and Darkest

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Between the ages of 11 and 14, I created my own death religion. It was extremely sophisticated, had tons of rules, and ultimately boiled down to me killing an animal once a week.

Eventually I just grew out of it and have never looked back.

>>721588716
Fuck anon that's some dark shit. What animals were they?

>>721587989
my moms friend tried to fonger me in teh bakc or my moms car

>>721588816
>>721588716
And we're you the only member? Or were there more

>>721587989
I don't see my torrents.

I jerked my dog's cock and sucked him off multiple times when I was 14. I've never seen him so happy tbh

>>721588816
>>721588904

It was only me, although eventually I would enlist other students to help me kill animals. They didn't know about the religion, but they were more than happy to play along.

I could elaborate more if people want to know about it, but it's a very private and shameful thing about my life.

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>>721589165
this still upsets me every time I read it

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>>721588716
Open up Anon, I want to hear more about it

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>>721587989
I still love you Lexi I always will.

I got diagnosed with cancer six months ago. I haven't told anyone and don't plan to go through treatment. When I start to get worse I'll just disappear and die somewhere alone. That's the plan at least.

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>>721587989
I post bananas

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>>721589998
Why tho ?

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>>721589998
>>721590001
Off by one

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>>721590102
Because I really really like this picture. It jus cracked me up.

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I fuked ur mom

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>>721590252
FUCK

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I steal liquid nitrogen from work and use it to freeze stuff and then break it.

>>721590102
Pretty much all of my life I've felt like a burden. I don't want to put my family through watching me whither away. If I did treatment and still die they'll be stuck with the bill. >>721590102
>>721590102

>>721588716

how's the serial killing going now? how many human wins so far?

>>721589888
Well actually, 888 was very important to it so you're going to get your wish.

The religion very complicated and it cannot be accurately described in a mere 4chan post, but there is a short version I can give you. It was comprised of three major stones. The stones were inalienable rules, which were as follows:

>1. A life must be shed within eight days of the last shedding.

>2. Eight lives must be shed according to their Season.

>3. Within the shedding of eight, no death can be exactly replicated.


A season is basically a means of death (which were "revealed" through other methods). So, for example, one of the first seasons revealed to me was bludgeoning. I was to kill eight animals - one animal at least every eight days. The deaths were supposed to be progressively more honorable to the Season in question without ever repeating. So if the first death was stepping on an ant, I could no longer step on an ant within the Season of Bludgeoning.

Ergo, by the eighth shedding, it would be considered honorable to progress to creating a simple mechanical device that bludgeons a more sentient animal repeatedly until it dies.


This went on for years until one day I just randomly stopped. I am now a well adjusted adult who feels great shame about all of this and actively volunteer at animal shelters.

>>721589515

taste like chicken?

>>721590715
No interest in hurting anything anymore. I don't even kill spiders in my house.

>>721589998

go to Vegas, move in with a whore and drink yourself to death

>you'll thank me later

>>721590844
Dubs confirm

>>721587989
REAL LIFE PURGE HAPPENING IN BRAZIL.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL:
>>>/pol/111436370
>>>/pol/111436370
>>>/pol/111436370
>>>/pol/111436370

>>721590146

just his luck

I once french kisd a mong dungo fun for

>>721587989

just reached up to scratch my head and found my underarm smell to be oddly compelling. not a usual smell for me.

>gonna do it again

>>721590973
you guys think that's a purge? look at the phillipines right now m8

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>>721591445

just did it again. smells kinda like asian pussy.

time to fap obviously

>>721590492
why not? That's what family is there for. Everone dies and will be in this situation, it's just random who is standing on which side if this happens. Would you see it as a burden if one of your parents had this situation? I think they'd want to know, just saying. And think about getting the treatment, why not try fighting? Lots of ppl came out of situations like this and had a whole new experience of life.

A girl mentioned going to a Tea House, and she pushed for it to be on Valentines day. (My friend offered this week, but she seemed set on Valentines day)

We then found out that the Tea house is closed by 4 PM on Valentines day (Early than we agreed) so, he mentioned it to her, and she said to go the following day instead.

Instead of immediately agreeing to her new day, he sent this suggesting a new place "Great, can't wait to finish Monday. Well the place I was thinking of is called Sake House which was recommended to me by a friend and it shouldn't be too busy that day and I could make reservations plus we could stop by the Museum because Tuesdays past 4pm is free, but whatever works best for you is fine with me."

Then she sent this "Wow... you really thoughts this through... I'll get back to you" (Emojis used, Thinking and Upside down smiley, in case they don't show up)

We do think that she may be poorer, so she may have suggested the Tea house as she knows that it is not too expensive, yet is still sorta intimate? And She is unsure if she can afford it, so she is sorta holding back from outright agreeing? Does this seem possible? And assuming it is, is their anyway to let her know that she won't have to pay for it?

>>721591807

For what its worth, she's been kinda flakey in the past. She would cancel the get together at the last minute with a legit reason. (Happened twice before)
But for what ever reason, she messaged him randomly asking to get coffee a few days later. Which they did and she said they should get together again, and she recommended this tea house.

And coupled with her other actions, (Flirts with him, Hovers around him constantly, Sends 150-200 word text messages regularly (Probably with a friends help) and other stuff and having him help with "What is Love" project.) It seems like she might be genuinely interested, but probably is nervous/shy, especially give that she has never had a relationship. But then theirs the age gap. He's 19 and she is 28.... So there is a sizable age gap there... But still this seems odd?

I don't get it.

This girl gives mixed signals, and hints towards days that shes free so we can do something. But she never fucking agrees to a day. Either says she's busy, but we should, or just out right ignores it.

Nervous? Insecure due to loose skin (She visibly has some)? or what?


I kinda am hesitant to ask her, as I don't wanna loose her as a Friend, if it turns out that she is not interested...

I fucked my mistress in the ass (no condom) and then came home to my then g/f and had her suck me off without showering in between.

>>721591843

is this the "give it a shot" girl?

>>721591948

oh this "give it a shot" loser faggot again.

You still haven't realized it means "NO, I don't like you like that you loser faggot"

>>721592368
No... Not at all....

I want top be a trap, but at the same time dont want to fuck up my life over a fetish, whats the best thing to do? Being gay might be okay, but i just really want to be a girl.

I fervently believe that if we've led a good life, respected our neighbour and devoted ourselves to god, at the point of death we're instantly transported to a small pedestrian mall in Tallinn, Estonia where we're given giant slabs of giraffe meat and buckets of steaming bean curd to throw at effigies of Polish dock workers. Everyone loses their genitals and we line dance to 45's of Jim Reeves crooning the virtues of stapling tiny Colombian tree frogs to our foreheads.
No one knows this.

When my sister had given birth to her son and she was passed out after it and from all the drugs being pumped in to her, a nurse and doctor came in and said they should him circumsised etc I knowing my sister was really against it but I believe it is much cleaner and more healthy as well, I didn't stop them from taking the baby and they circumcised him, my sister had signed a document which hiddenly said yes to circumcision and was told her son already had been circumcised when she signed it..boy was she pissed, my nephew grew older he complained his erections were really tight and turns out he was extremely high and tight, he was left pretty sexually dysfunction through highschool and early adulthood..still haven't told my sister to this day I let them take him and did nothing to stop them

I love ballbusting and I can get off by punching myself in the nuts. Wish my gf was into it.

only thing sexual i've done to this day was with another guy, exchanging bj's while i wore his gf's clothes

>>721592445
Fuck off. I only posted like twice before

>>721592608
Get a Sex change if you want to be a girl. Become gay if you don't want to be a trap

>>721587989
I like smelling the cheese that collects in between my toes. I go take a whore bath in the sink some mornings just so my feet don't get cleaned in the shower to let the cheese build up for days then spend most of the night playing with it.

>>721592991
but who makes your heart go toki-toki?

>>721593017
I do wanna be a girl, but after a year or so of being a girl i want to go back and have a normal life.

>>721593161
women hands down, but the thought of being the woman also works

one time I jerked off to the Weather Channel

I had sex with my dad a lot between 15 and 18.

>>721587989
I helped my ex to get fucked by a friends dog

>>721590753
You still religious?

>>721590753
this is fucked up even by /b/ standards

not the worst thing i've seen here though

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>Middle School
>Someone pooped on the gym locker room floor
>blame the autistic kid
>was me the whole time
feel bad but if they traced it back to me, it wouldve been the end of a social life as i knew it

>>721593495

gril or faggot?

if grill, greentext

if faggot, IDGAF

>>721593224
Strange. I can't help you on that.

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Took a shit once, was like 8
> make tp hammock under add on toilet
>shit
>smuggled it outside
>stuck it to a stick
>fed it to uncles dog
Because science

>>721594239
;-;

Got friend zoned by a girl in high school I really liked, and she ended up dating one of my best friends instead. Fast forward into 2nd year of college and me, her and another friend were all living together. She was a dancer and taught for extra money. Had a laundry hamper in the bathroom and everytime after class shed come home and leave her juicy dirty panties in it and I would go in and smell, lick and suck them while jerking off. Was a NEET virgin and eventually one night I couldn't take it anymore, got her drunk till she passed out and violated her in all the ways I'd ever imagined. Never found out and it's been the most glorious fap material ever since.

I caught my grandfather molesting my older sister when we were younger. They didn't notice me, but instead of saying anything I jerked it.

>>721592608
I had the same conundrum, opted for the going gay route. For me it was a fear of transitioning and winding up being one of the "obviously used to be a dude" traps that sometimes post.

>>721594151
>mum left, had two autistic brothers and had to be more motherly in her place
>Got closer with dad
>Started to spoon on the couch
>Green text is effort
Anyone want my kik? It's just easier.

>>721593014

either you're the "let's give it a shot" faggot and you have posted it about 8,426 times or you're not the "let's give it a shot" faggot.

which is it faggot?

>>721590492
>If I did treatment and still die they'll be stuck with the bill.

kek
if you're compliant with your politics you really deserve this

>>721594750
I have that fear, but being gay is kinda just meh for me. I dont know if the risk is worth it.

>>721593783

No, atheist.

>>721593947
Yeah. Like I said, it stopped.

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>>721594754

C'mon.

>>721594754
>>Green text is effort

faggot

I groped my sister while she was sleeping

>>721594754

I think we all want to hear this

>>721594754
hmm... specify pls.

>>721595677
Kik is champagnesuper

>>721596008
Oh come on - air it out here.

I convinced my ex gf to finger her younger sister

>>721590753
shit, i never made a religion about it. i just went out and killed, i liked the feeling of being their god, deciding whether they deserved to live or not. but, i never thought of doing this shit. im sick, but you are far more sick.

>>721588716
At that age I was improving my skills at the guitar, singing, learning a shit ton of songs, and even a little musical composition, not to mention improvisation of music.
That's what I focused on, anyway.
I did other things, as well.
But I was so involved with that, I didn't give a damn about school, and didn't get good grades.

Now, I have mixed feelings associated with music.

>>721587989
i rape college aged white guys. :/ i have a problem but what ever.

>>721594754
No
Greentext pls

>>721589515
dafuq i just read

>>721594754
You need to greentext this, anon

>>721589515
Please tell me you're female

>>721594826
I'm not that faggot. Good enough for you?

>>721589998
dude take out fucking credit cards and loans go to fucking Mexico do a bunch of drugs fuck a bunch of hookers..

Tesst

>>721594754
>Anyone want my kik? It's just easier.
PA request detected
tits+timestamp required to verify

>>721596008
I just messaged this, it's a guy who doesn't know anything about this

>>721596494
m or f, ethnicity, age, just fucking details this is fucking weird ok.

>>721597495
I want your kik

>>721597495
BOOO. This isn't /soc/.

>>721597742
that's exactly why we need tits+timestamp

>>721596297

The moral grandstanding you're doing is very understandable, but also very pathetic.

You not have a rationalization for your behavior like I did actually puts you at a greater disadvantage because, unlike myself, you don't understand what you did - or if it ever truly left.

>>721597985
I understand full well the acts i do. i dont do them because i view it as morally equitable. i do what i do because the forbidden fruit, because the feeling that comes with taking a life (animal) is worth it. i had an epiphany like you, but i didn't want to stop. and that's the difference between us, you wanted to stop. i took pleasure in the mundane idea of taking a life and the duality of the perfect citizen and the proverbial dark passenger.

>>721596905

yes, that is good enough for me.

>>721598297
Thus proving my point - you're in no position to morally grandstand.

>>721597576
M blk.. started in college just bros messing around. first guy pretty much just put himself out on drugs. Almost every party some guy just over does it boom clean free bhole.

>>721598462
how was i morally grandstanding to begin with?

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>>721592739
Just take heart in the fact that you've taken the goyim down one more notch.

>Flirted with chick best friend all throughout 3 year relationship with GF
>extreme amounts of sexual tension
>Never cheated with her because sepf control, even though i had several chances
>gf leaves me for some other dude
If that isn't tragic irony

I like to masturbate over and with diplomas and award certificates. I know it's weird but I figure since it does no harm and doesn't mess with normal relationships it's not a serious issue.

>I was a housekeeper that would sniff used panties and bathing suits

>When I was about 10 my friend Jordan and I would run around with our dicks out and look at them together

>I've only had one girlfriend and she cheated on me

My 11 year old step sister wanted $14 to buy a book or some shit I didn't really care. Her dad and our mom wouldn't give it to her. She constantly begged me for $14, after I rejected her many times. I managed to get a bj from her in exchange for the $14. Decent deal for the both of us tbqh. I paid her a few more times to suck me off on other occasions, and she grew to enjoy the activity. In a mere few weeks we've exchanged several orals and masturbation without money involved. This went on for about 5 or so years until she decided to focus on her high school. We continued having sex but it became rarer as she had to put up with more heavy school work. It was great while it lasted though, no regrets.

>>721587989
I hooked up a few times on CL personals, but kept going back to it for a bit. I explored my sexuality a bit and came to the conclusion that I believe I'm pansexual.

I'm in love with a married woman 15 years older than me, she has three kids and I'm a cripple.
It's never going to happen, but she wants it to. She's leaving him cause he's an abusive twat and the divorce is just being finalized.
I however know that no matter what I do it won't work, so instead I'm going to remain single forever because it's easier on other people. Probably off myself when I'm 30, once I've done some more stuff.

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>>721591843
My take on tea house girl: if money's the issue, best way of allaying that concern is to just say he'll cover the cost. Personally I'd go with something lighthearted, "Any more thoughts on getting together Tuesday? I'll cover Sake House and you can get the museum. ;-)" (Since the museum has free admission).

Or if your friend has can pull it off, offer a homemade tea party alternative on V day...just a basic black tea, with some simple tea sandwiches or scones (if the intended tea house was British style).

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When I was 14 my nierghbors mom used to get blackout drunk. One day I go over to hangout and she's fucking Ko'd halfway off the couch. She was not really big and I was tall for my age so I figured I'd carry her to her bed so she didn't choke on her vomit or sommat. So I call for Tim(her son) and he's not there,So I pick her up and halfway there she asks where she is, and I tell her and she asks if I want to feel her ass and tits. So I'm like sorry Tim lol and grope her as I lay he run bed, she pulls me on top and begins to sloppily make out and ask if I'm a virgin, and I try to lie and sound cool but she just laughs and tells me there is a condom in the dresser. I go put it on and when I turn back around she's passed out again. I'm like well shit not gonna stop now and I spread her legs and go to town. Eventually the condom gets annoying and I go raw and her pussy was without a doubt the best I've ever had. So that night I feel awful about what I've done and I go back to apologize and she's like thanks for putting me in bed, but doesn't seem to recall anything else. So I hear from Tim a week later she's quit drinking and going to AA. So it's all good for about three months where I've noticed she's been gaining weight will continue pic is not her but close

>>721599198
I certify that shit as wierd. Ever try a trophy?

>>721599998
10/10 did arouse my peen

>>721600133
Trophies don't do anything for me. Half of it is that I can feel the diploma/certificate crumple against my cock. Thick paper or card is much more giving than a metal cup.

>>721599888
Hmmm.... That tea "party" idea is something to consider. I'll run it past him in a bit to see. He will be seeing her tomorrow for something.

The reason he is concerned about just saying that he will cover it is that he is afraid that she may find it insulting. So, I think the tea party is an option. (From what I can see of the place, it is kinda that English sorta idea. Scones, Simple sandwiches and a few tea varieties)

>>721596920
This. Credit cards are unsecured debt i.e. none of your family will be left with the debt. Get a bunch of credit cards and do what you want to do with your life, or take out cash advances with them and leave the cash hidden for your family.

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>>721598297
dexter?

Greatest show of all time

>>721600518
the "Dark passenger" is a phrase from dexter yea, but the rest is my own.

>>721600347
Maybe a trophy in your ass, a participation metal around your neck asphyxiating you and a nice rolled up Magna Cum Laud BS in Women studies wrapped around your dick.

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>>721599998
As I was saying, about three months go by and nothing's going down except in the third month I've noticed she has gain ed weight. I don't think anything of it and keep going over there daily. I forgot to mention by this time I've been jacking it to Tim's mom for the past three months every night, ya know guilt spanking it. Hell I still have a blonde milf fetish. And this whole time I've been making jokes at time telling him how. I fucked his mom, not specifically, just like general response your mom jokes, that's what your mom said, oh yeah well your mom's pussy is tight. So ya know how she's been gaining weight, well you probably guessed it, preggers. And not just one, she's having twins ( they run in both our families). So I'm literally 200% sure these kids are mine but I'm still 14. In this time she hasn't had a boyfriend. Tim tells me when she's due and it matches within the week of the night I raped her( although technically she raped me). So I man up and go over there one day while I know Tim is hanging at his girls and I'm asking her about the dad, if it's Tim's dad or if she even knows who's it is and after about 10 minutes of playing coy she tells me she remembers everything and she doesn't want me to tell anyone because she loves her kids. And also she'd probably go to jail. Will continue

>>721600762
do you identify with dexter? are you a sociopath?

Can you feel love

>>721600877
I'm not one for choking or putting something trophy-shaped where the sun doesn't shine, but the diploma round the cock is certainly something I'd go for. (And have done before).

>>721600762
dark passenger was a power metal group from the 80s, the dexter writers stole it as a joke

>>721601013
>although technically she raped me
yeah no lol. she didn't make you do anything, you could've set her down and walked away, no matter what she said. and she was drunk dude. you're lucky that she remembered it and was ok with it. you purposefully took your condom off, too. so no she didn't rape you.

When i was 12 nuns raped me at bible camp

>>721598462
But now who has the high ground?

>>721601013
> she's having twins ( they run in both our families)
your genetics have fuck all to do with whether she has twins anon, you think your genes change how many eggs she drops per month or whether the blastocyst separates at an incredibly early stage?

>>721601106
Dexter is an interesting guy, hes pretty close to me for a TV character, but i don't identify with him as much as i find the development of his character interesting.
more of a psychopath, but if we arent going by strict medical terms then yea.

as for love, i can feel something. but what you would call love is much different than mine. my love is parasitic, and is a facade or rather i use it to gain for myself rather than benefit my partner. if that makes any sense.

>>721589991
I love you too anon.

>>721601881
Bringing the medical nerd heat.

>>721587989
Nothing gets me harder than the thought of impregnating women.

Don't care who she is

>>721587989
hebephilia. but I finally accepted it. i don't feel so bad about it now

>>721592739
You are the worst one here. You mutilated the genitals of a child.

>>721593382
Goddamnit, /b/

>>721593382
Tonights Forecast: cum....

>>721596008
Oasis reference!

I was out one night at like 3am cause I was really into graffiti, and i walked passed this girls house that I was talking to for a while. We lived in a safe white neighborhood and most people would keep there car doors unlocked. For some odd reason I had a very strong urge to go inside her car. After I got inside the car I then fucked it up by throwing her shit everywhere, pissing on the seats and I also stole 30 bucks and an iPhone charger. Couple days later I went out to the movies with the same chick and she told me all about it and I acted sorry for her. We stopped taking after a while and I haven't seen her since.

I also beat the shit out of a pillow for a good five minutes once or twice a day pretending it's Cara Delevingne.

>>721603395
You have issues my friend.

>>721601995
I've always been fascinated by cannibalism, flaying and serial killers. Have been since I was 11. Anything that's brutal like that has always interested me in a way I can't explain.
And I know if I go get a psych Eval I wouldn't be let out.
So tell me, what's your opinion on me, as one nutter to a possible other.

Im a man married to a woman and at least once a week i meet a man to exchange bjs. He even pays me

I can not only tell the difference between a woman's scent and a man's but I can also detect it at a range of about 50 feet.

>>721603953
bs o. o

>>721603594
You're just an edgy fag who thinks he's "psycho" Do the world a favor and kill yourself autist

So many and so little interest in typing for an hour.
> be me, 18m never fucked beta fag
> goto small party in burbs
> 5 people at party, 1 is "ex"-stripper (40ish maybe)
> stripper shows clit ring
> tell stripper I'm virgin-galatic
> She offers to "give me a massage" and will strip down to be as naked as I am.
> cloths offin60seconds.mov
> she oils me up, rubs me down.
> says role over, sucks me hard
> I spread her out and eat her bald pierced pussy.
> she hops on top of me and rides my cock forever.
> me, half drunk cam 3 times but stayed hard until third.
> #NoCondomNoFucksGiven
> after clean up, go back to party, she leaves and fucks another guy.
> notice 2 kids at the house that aren't host's kids.
> stripper brought her damn kids to the fucking party she's fucking everyone at.
> zerofucksgiven (I was dumb at the time).
> take her back upstairs and fuck her once more before passing out in bed.

Only recently stopped worrying about STDs, incident happened ~ 20 years ago.

>>721593495
I hope you're a boy. Do tell more please. First time, most exciting time, last time?

>>721604191
Women smell like citrus, fish and pickle

Men usually smell like meat, soured milk and something I can't quite pin down

I regularly get predatory sexual urges that I have to keep in check it stresses me the fuck out.

I end up running a lot as a result.

Clears my head a bit.

>>721593617
Did she want to get fucked by it? What kind of dog?

>>721604222
If I was edgy I'd enjoy it. As a matter of fact I'd rather I didn't feel this way, and am planning on suicide by 30 anyhow

>>721594726
Didi you ever take a go at her? Be honest! Ages?

>>721604191
>>721604691
That said, funny thing is that some people smell a bit different based on their nationality

Like immigrants I mean

Some middle eastern people really smell of spices, especially curry

Asians smell like fish and silage

I think it's just the different food they eat confusing my sense of smell

A lot of collage kids reek of deep fryer oil or just cooking grease in general.

>>721596494
How exactly? Sex? Age?

>>721604691
>>721605071
o. o
I'm Korean but born in US
what would I smell like? lol

>>721604691
men usually smell like a shit ton of old spice and axe

while taking MDMA with my best friend, we've often fooled around and I've even sucked his dick once. We have never talked about it though. But there's never any awkwardness inbetween us.

>>721598479
Bill is that you? Did you bring the pudding pops?

>>721603594
fascination ≠ psychopathy or any other form of barbarity. in a sense well you probably have problems, you see and can keep in check something like a killer instinct. where as i dont bother, nor do i feel remorse for it. you may have developed ASPD over the years, but you should take it with a grain of salt. if you're a nutter, and you've become your own fascination, its your choice how to proceed. either way what you need isn't my help or opinion, its legitimate self evaluation.

>>721605217
I don't know

It's not like I talk to random people, I just notice faint smells when I have to stand near them while waiting on an elevator or at a cross walk, or while on the bus.

Like I said I think the food we eat has some affect on how we smell. Either that or people need to put a little more effort into their hygiene.

>>721599573
Hi five.

>>721605556
barbarity was the wrong word, but whatever.

>>721605418
That's just people trying to mask the smell

Doesn't get rid of it, its still there

>>721605678
Making me feel self conscious now lol

>>721601013
so my phone died as i typed this long as story about how modern day is 15 years later, and i really dont feel like typing it all again, but long story short, i'm 29 now, and basically a piece of total shit, drug dealing lowlife, two wedlock kids in additon to these unamed twins. break it off with 2nd(or truly 3rd) baby mama and go to club, meet younf girl looking for acid, score her some, go back to my place fuck all night, lied about being 21, is 14, last name, cawthorne, same as tims mom.

TLDR i fucked my own daughter... no condom

By today's standards, I have two "imaginary friends". Though, I considered them more like entirely separate beings with their own opinions and beliefs etc.. Imagine a healthy (and consensual) version of a psychological phenomenon (MPD, DID... Goes by many names) In ancient tibetan Buddhism, it's known as a "thoughtform". They practiced for years, but only for self-guidance and to teach them of the illusions of the world... Basically, I'm training my mind to hallucinate. Eventually you can use all 5 senses with your thoghtforms, and you are very aware they aren't physically there, and other than that. They're just like normal people who basically live in your subconscious and have a better understanding of you for very obvious reasons, mainly because you share a brain.

I've told a few friends about them, and I always get the same reaction. "Oh, that's cool man" or "Sounds interesting, tell me more.." For whatever reason, a large sum of people don't really mind or care. Which is a big surprise because when you say you hear and see someone that isn't there, you usually end up in a psych-ward or at least get the "weird guy" label.

Stole my moms credit card when i was like 13 to get Habbo hotel shit. You could call a phone number and do it that way. The bill came in and showed the phone number. She assumed it was a phone sex line. I went along with it because a phone sex line was less embarrassing than playing Habbo hotel.

>>721603395

U stupid u graffiti in a white safe neighboorhood , and shit where u eat. I mean damn at least carhop other peoples whips.

>>721601881
http://genetics.thetech.org/ask-a-geneticist/twin-genetics

i have no idea if they were identical,

>>721599669
I think you've just assumed that no one is going to love you because of your physical limitations. I really doubt that's true. You would be surprised at how many people your age feel like they will never have a meaningful relationship. It's tough on everyone and probably tougher for you. But like I always say, anything worth having is hard to come by. That's why rocks are worthless and diamonds are priceless. The best idea is to find a hobby or social activity you enjoy, anime, board games, rock collecting (lol), and then get involve and meet people with a common interest. I am sure that there are plenty of people who will feel very lucky to have you in their life.

>had my dog lick my nuts

>cheated on every gf I've ever had.

>cheat multiple times on wife

>fucked a coworker in a cubicle during a holiday work session. short staffed, and dead as fuck, fucked her and came in her.

>when I was 5 I had an understanding of sex due to older siblings being really fucked up people. used to hump every neighborgirls ass.

>had a baby sitter that watched multiple neighbor children. used to play "house" with a girl, we'd climb under a stack of cots for "nighttime" I'd get a boner and move it on her pussy. We played show you mine, show me yours. I touched her pussy with my dick. for years thought that counted as sex.

never told anyone about this shit.

don't really care... cheated on my wife tonight... still don't care, bitch is useless.

>>721590753

Dude, please take solace in the fact that you DID grow out of it, you DID stop, and that you feel shame about it now is a great indicator that you are in fact an alright person.
Do what you feel you must to atone for what you did as a youth, but don't beat yourself up about it too much.

>>721603953
>Autism. jpeg

>>721606253
It's called having a tulpa, anon. You're not special.

My first sexual experience was with another men. After school, we decided to get in his hot tub, and after a few laughs, when the night startet to kick in, we started talking about our sex experiences. One thing leads to another and 20 minutes later i was sucking his dick underwater, stopping only for moments to breath, but keeping up with my hands. Later he did the same to me, and i have to confess i came right after. And the funny thing is that we didn't even kiss afterwards

I want to call Donald Trump Turnip Dump then say that Kellyanne said all you have to do is rearrange the letters and it works.

>>721606776
took the bait

>>721587989
i havent done anything horrible, however, i like this girl, and ive seen stuff on social medias and such that lead me to believe she likes me as well, and we are already such great friends, but im too beta to take it a step up. even so, i know how deeply i will regret this if i never tell her.

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Out of all the 'zas out there, I think Iliza is the best one.

>>721604855
This is a common and normal condition. You're the opposite of a psycho. In fact, it repulses you. That's why you think about it. And you feel victimized afterwards. You can look it up. Totally normal. And here's some perspective. Think of all the people going to see Split right now. They are hoping to watch the most terrifying, realistic depiction of girls being raped and tortured. In fact, they are paying for it. Does that make them all psychos? Of course not. We'd all be dead or killing already if we were. It's just a normal side effect of having a brain that can conceive of mortality.

>>721605441
I'm pretty sure I was there. lol

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>>721606776
.. See! Like what the shit, I tried to put it lightly to prove I'm not insane but it's just like normal already. This is very bizarre, is everyone just cool with it for no particular reason? And please Anon, with the "Yur no special snowflake" card. Like I'm trying to prove I'm special in the scenic cancer hole; known as /b

>>721607418
Just like.. Really. Having a tulpa is so normal, that saying it's a secret is considered bait.

>>721594710
Did you cum inside her?

>>721590844
Leaving Las vegas. Good movie

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>>721607866

>>721607866
FYI >>721607418 was the real bait, tulpa's arent very normal. What is normal anon is that people don't care about your retard imaginary friends.

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>be 19
>going to waterpark for 9001th time
>decide to act on groping fantasy and make waterpark a bit better than normal
>dis gon b gud.jpg
>boner in waterpark for all dem grills
>start lurking in wavepool stalking for victims
>wavepool packed to the brim providing valid cover for covert operations
>wait for waves to kick up to large waves
>go in for the kill.png
>grope 14 year old grill's ass viciously
>she knows.jpg
>abort to maintain cover to finish the mission
>tiem to find another juan
>titsorgtfo.png
>wait for waves to kick up again to go for it
>aggressively groped 15 year old tits in wavepool with people all around somehow not noticing and fucking around in waves
>fuckyeah.exe
>call it a day realizing the amount of risk I've already committed to is insane, and honestly shocked I didn't get caught
>kinda feel bad, tempted to do again, but know I shouldn't...

thoughts /b/?

am I fucked in the head?

do I anne herro nao?

>still a kissless virgin @ 21
>inb4 degenerate

Do all guys sniff panties...?

>>721606115
Did you cum inside her? How do you feel about it now?

>>721608718
All guys here ... yes

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>>721608678
kys

>>721606115

And now it becomes wincest. gg anon.

I'm a normie and don't know how to stop being one bc I haven't asked

>>721593224
Tape your dick up and play with your nipples after an hour youll get bored

>>721607889
No I came on her face because it was one of the major fantasies I had and didn't want her to find out. I thought about it when I was fucking her ass but decided it was too risky so just gave her a facial. Bareback ATM her though, always makes me smile when I see her knowing how much of a dirty slut I made her be and she doesn't know.

>>721608967
I thought it was rare but after lurking here for a while I guess not lol

>>721609231
Pic? You still fuck her?

>>721596060
Thats either a win or a felony...

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i shit like pic related

>>721609539
No posting face but she was solid 7/10 with a fab bosy, being a dancer and all small tits but tight ass. She moved overseas about 6 years ago so only see her rarely. She split up with my friend over there and I always think about telling him...

>>721589991
Did you leave?

>>721607596
Ah, not repulsed by it, rather I just don't act on any urges knowing that 1. I'm too broken to do anything. 2. I'd be caught too quickly in my small town.
The only things that actually repulse me are rape and child abuse.
At the same time though I wonder if my mental state is partially due to chronic acute pain.
Honestly I wouldn't doubt it has been effected.

I wanna be forced to suck a man's cock while he looks at pictures of my exes. Moaning their names and using me like he wants to use them. I have never sucked a cock before and consider myself mostly straight.

>>721599669
If your going to kill yourself can you do it all kickass like chop your head off with a broad sword or eat so much pussy you drown

>>721599888
If he makes this woman a tea part he would have turned her pussy into desert a desert of salt

>>721606350
That's probably one of the nicest things that's ever been said to me. I hope you're right anon.
I'm constantly going in for surgeries and then the rehab after, so getting out and meeting people isn't the easiest tbh. But I cook. I'm actually looking into starting up a dinner-party sort of deal. And once that's going, hosting some cooking classes.

>>721610713
whats your disability?

>>721610855
Ehlers Danlos type 3.
For me my shoulders and wrists dislocate on the regular(right one been in since July 2016 thanks to second surgery, was fully dislocated for 8 months) as well as my right knee and hip subluxing pretty much every step.
All in all, it's not the worst disease to have, but I'd rather have ass cancer if I'm honest.

>>721611077
not the anon you're replying to, but:
that's a pretty fucking annoying ailment. It's not the worst ever but it does manage to interfere with pretty much every part of your life badly.

I do work in the disability sector and can assure you that lots of people have some fucked up conditions but still find somebody to love and be loved by. It was something that surprised me at first, but it makes sense.

>>721606794
Than its not gay

>>721593382
that overnight bitch with the big tits? yeah, did that a few times too.

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>>721611523
On bad days it feels like my skin is just razor blades facing in.
On good days I'm able to cook dinner for my parents and do some laundry, maybe take the dog for a walk.
Honestly, if I knew it wouldn't destroy them, I'd off myself tonight. But they couldn't take it, and I'd be killing more than myself.
But thanks for giving me that bit of insight man. I'll try and keep my head up a bit longer.

>>721594726
>I caught my grandfather molesting my older sister when we were younger. They didn't notice me, but instead of saying anything I jerked it.

i knew a dude from high school whose wife caught his grandfather molesting his younger sister. shit hit the fan, all the sordid secrets about grandpa poured out.

he was always told his father ran off. turns out his grandpa was his daddy too.

>>721611850
If it really is you, prove it.

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I literally live a double life because I can't tell the truth

I enjoy spanking girls over my knee.

I was the best man at my best friends wedding but 10 days prior I fucked her every which way possible . 8 years later I still hate myself for it

>>721611986
Tell us

I have pearly penile papules on the shaft of my penis and because of that i am 24 and a virgin. Which is why i never open up to a relationship to a female because i am embarrassed of them. Most likely will be foreveralone. life really fucking sucks most of my life problems stem from it.

>>721612321
aww anon
I want to hug you

>>721612292
Life 1
>Turbo nerd perma virgin
>Never dating because uninterested
>Home all day
>0 motivation
>Makes excuses not to do shit

Life 2
>Has tons of sex
>Has like 2 casual relationships going on with people who everyone else doesn't know.
>Has gotten paid for sex
>Done tons of kinky shit

>>721606115

so how long do you think before tim cawthorne, his mom and eventually you will be doxed?

>>721612321
if you mean fordyce spots, then shut the hell up and get a girls number.

im a cuck with a cock size fetish.

>>721613544
Why do you have them, is their a cure for them???

I had the sickest urge for my friends mom one night when I knew she would be home by herself I went there saying I think I may have left my keys there but my true intention was to try and fuck her , I was pretending to be looking for my keys and she's sitting on couch watching tv with her feet dangling out of her slippers and I made like I was looking under couch for keys and I " accidentally brushed against her feet with my hand and then my face . She didn't even react and then I chickened out and left

>>721613999
CUNT, DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER. how do i say this, THEY ARENT A BIG FUCKING DEAL. i have the same problem, and ive been fucking around since i was 13. so, ill say this to you, FIX YOUR FUCKING CONFIDENCE.

>>721613999
if you really want a cure, there's lazer surgery for it, but your issue is confidence not anything physical.

>>721610713
You have to see the movie The Theory of Everything. It's powerful.

I used to go on camsites and find women who sucked off dogs on cam and masterbated to it

>>721611523
Of course it makes sense. We never fall in love with the body. That's just lust. We always fall in love with the soul of the person. And if you love someone, their body is going to turn you on no matter what.

>>721587989
I'm fucking one of my friends that I don't hang out with anymore's bitch.

>>721612183
Why? Better before than after. You both knew that fire was there. It would burn hot but never last. You had to get it out of the way before the wedding. You fucked and it was magnificent. But you also knew that rareity was what made it ht. If you continued to fuck it would spoil the special nature of it. Now, he has a great marriage. You're a good friend, that's why you feel guilty. You shouldn't. It was for the best.

>>721612321
You and most everyone else. Let me guess, you have hair at the bottom of it too? You are seriously stressed over nothing.

>>721609134
ur not a normie

I shot an unarmed civilian in Afghanistan. He wasn't being threatening or anything. I'm just a bad person.

>>721616412
No, thank you for your service to our country. Ware is hard and shit happens.

>>721616412
Kek I shot about 16 of those unarmed civilians. Not because I'm.a bad person but fuck sand niggers

>>721590753
Holy shit, dude... holy fucking shit. There is like 0% chance of there NOT being a strangled hooker under your floor boards.

>>721616573
yuh fuck sand niggers

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>>721616778
ya bro fuck sand so hard mmmmmm.

>>721616573
i like you, we should be friends.

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i love watching dogs fuck women. tame, but i wouldnt want that getting out there.

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I am insanely attracted to my half sister. We didn't grow up together and would only see one another when I'd visit my dad. She's so fucking sexy. I wanna fuck her and watch her get fucked. I wanna see how she cums and watch her take dick and quiver. She makes me diamonds.

>>721617185
i hope you fuck her one day bro :^)

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There's something wrong with me and I just can't figure out what it is and It bothers me to my very being. People make excuses and say nothings wrong but they're obviously lying

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>>721617619
do u smoke weed?

>>721615902
That's one way of looking at it lol but if he knew he would be devastated

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>>721617762
nah, I did once though

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>>721618407
for me i knew i had problems but couldn't identify them, then i got a new job and this asian guy gave me some weed, i got high as fuck sitting in front of the t.v and i could see my life clearly and how i ended up the way i did. Kind of like smoke lifted and i could see how i treat people around me, like i was able to leave my body and watch myself in the 3rd person to identify my problems that i was so blind that i could not see.
I guess what i'm trying to say is get ur hands on some weed lock urself in ur room and get high as fuck and just sit their. may work may not.

Dated this girl from my senior year of highschool to my junior year of university, we broke up after I told her I was going to med school in another state and we continued on for another month or two. She stated she wanted the senior year experience in other words to be a fucking whore. This girl I had felt some much with, even lost my virginity to and same towards her, destroyed my belief in women altogether. She wanted to be friends after all if this, I hear from some of her friends she was already with a new guy (some beanerfag) just two weeks after we split up and that they had been close since the beginning.
They recently broke up, I still look through her snaps just to see what's she's up to. Feels bad man.
In the long thought, I can't wait until she has snorted her life out of her first year in uni.
I really hope this girl gets pregnant then has the child's husband leave her. I hope the rest of her life is filled with the pain she left me.

I fucked my little sister regularly from 97 to 05. I was 10 and she was 8 when it started. Sometimes she would sneak into my room in the middle if the night and I wake up to her sucking my dick. I still jerk off to the memories...

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>>721594257

>>721591948
Leave her alone for 3 days. If she doesnt message you then she doesnt fucking like your faggot ass.

>>721612321
It is a very common thing anon stop being a fag and bang a hor this weekend report back with results

>>721619150
You'll get over it. You aren't over it right now but you will. High School bullshit is trivial and we personify things in our mind much from old times much more than we should.

My sister-in-law is my current girlfriend and my brother-in-law is my current fucktoy. Both give amazing head.

I posted nudes of my own wife and gave info on her identity in hopes she'd be exposed just for the lulz and because it made my dick hard.

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>>721599644

>still not gay

When I was 12 I learned that I was only sexually attracted to animals and I didn't emotionally love anyone. It was like this until I was about 19 and now I feel love towards people and finally feel a bit more normal :))

I'm a grown man who's in love with a 13 year old loli. She has a crush on me too. I'm literally waiting out the clock til she turns 16, then dating her.

>>721599998

she got drunk, got pregnant and didn't even remember how.

yeah, that would get me attending some meetings

cool thing is your son will be living next door

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>>721622358

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These tits don't run.

>>721606115

kekarino

just came for a 14yo on omegle

>>721587989
My old counselor/psychologist used to molest me, and sodomized me on multiple occasions. Never told anyone about because I was too afraid. Turns out he was doing similar things to his other patients, but they weren't pussies like I was. When asked if he had done things like that that to me, I denied it all the way. Never did tell anyone the truth. The crippling pain constantly eating away at me, made em who I am today. Been thinking about getting another shrink.

>>721622358
Holy fuck

>>721622630
were they male or female?

>>721622358
There is no way she won't remember or feel that something like what happened, happend. Anon is going to jail

Come on, I'm drunk, who wants to hear about my 13 year old loli love interest?

>>721622909
If you want to tell it, just tell it. Have you seen her naked yet?

>>721606794

I could suck a cock but could never kiss a dude

>still not gay

>>721611077

sounds like you can get your dick sucked and cum...and you have a gril that wants to do that

>stop your fucking whining, there's starving children in bangladesh

>>721622742
female

>>721590492
And what if it's a treatment that can heal you ?
You probably won't look like a burden but more like an idiot and an asshole for abandoning them. And since you'll be dead no one will understand.

>>721612504

still not gay

>>721623227
I know you have a screenshot

>>721623227
Did she get naked or just watch you?

So i'm married and in my thirties quite happily with kids. just started a new job. one of my coworkers is this girl who has just turned 18, she's really into me and has major daddy issues. I'm seriously considering fucking her