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Why aren't you at work or school right now?

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Why aren't you at work or school right now?
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cus im a neet
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Day off work fag
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>>721543354

Don't have a job. Don't go to school.
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>>721543354
Just got off work, I work overnight.
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>>721543354
severely disabled. only right arm and neck/head moves.
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>>721543354
nights
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>>721543433
Lot Lizard?
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To busy fucking your mom
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>>721543486
Still can hold beggars cup confirmed
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>>721543354
Why the fuck do you want to know op
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>>721543381
>>721543435
blood suckers
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>>721543576
mom won lottery, I'm taken care of.
hbu
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>>721543562
enjoy
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suffered a stroke and am on pt until i can walk...so im a neet
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>>721543710
what was cause, ooc
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>>721543681

Nice. More of her?
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I am at school
just beating my dick in the bathroom
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I am, I'm on break.

>Electrician
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>>721543354
Off Mondays.
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>>721543663
Distributing pharmaceuticals
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>>721543751
>filename
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>>721543795
Gloryhole?
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>>721543813
is that code for drug dealing, or legit? if so, congrats, pretty good money in that i hear. is it true some of you swipe xannies and replace with sugar pills?
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I AM in school
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Sitting on my ass in the shop waiting for bossman to come back watching ATHF. Don't have any real work to to today unless I want to get a jump on a fence we're making.
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can't find a job. law degree too...
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>>721543927
throw something at the landwhale
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Week off school baby
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>>721543927
flash cards/10
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Because I'm doing both.
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>>721543916
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I don't have a job and I am joining the French foreign legion in about a month I just finally applied for my passport today that's why I'm not at work or school
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>>721543354
Bullies, bullies everywhere. 4chanization of the world. Just waiting till it passes by.
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>>721543354
because my employer went bankrupt, making me a 48yo NEET.
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>>721543354
I've got the day off lad! Feelsgoodmang. Busted my ass everyday last week. Got today and tomorrow off awoooooo. Time for some drug and 4chan / netflickz. Why the fuck aren't you at work or school nigger knocker?
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>>721544153
I think you meant to say you're going to try and join. You can still get cut if you're not in.
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>>721544200
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Skipping school
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>>721544153
You'll never make it through basic. Just give up on that now and get a fucking job.
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>>721543354
Still recovering from the war, 15 years later.
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>>721544226
Week off school
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>>721544246
No I am going to join and I am going to go rouge failure is not an option but thanks for the attention
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>>721544312
Noice. Whatcha studying? You gettin high fam?
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>>721544281
> Projecting
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>>721543865
You don't get the joke, do you?
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>>721543354
its 5pm and im done working for today
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>>721543354
I am at work nigger. I'm just on break for a moment.
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>>721543354
Home sick today - actually sick
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>>721544321
Going Rogue lol? What do you think this is? The 1930s?
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>>721544485
Rouge is French for red its legion terminology for passing selection faggot
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Cuz i dont go to school and my shift starts at 4
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>>721544354
Obviously you have no Idea what joining the FFL entails, faggot. If this nigger doesn't have a job right now, and is at home shitposting on /b/, you really think he'll be able to meet the physical and mental requirements AND learn French in 90 days? Kek. Put that bong down Billy
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>>721543354
because i am trying to distract myself from how bad i am failing my online classes.
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Funny you pick a picture of her.
I'm schizophrenic and grew up beleiving that men are less important than men, as that is the norm.
So now that i have some money saved up i don't have to worry about working RIGHT NOW.

I will in a few months, but i have a good resume and don't have to worry about it.
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>>721544485
>>721544547
>So, yes. Technically, He kind of does.
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>>721544650
What the shit are you on about lad?
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>>721544560
I don't think it's possible to project more than you are. I'm in great shape with a BMI under 25 and I've been learning French for the last month it's actually pretty easy. Being in shape and learning French are the two easiest parts of this. Knowing you won't see your family for at least 5 years is the hard part to swallow but this is what I have chosen to do.
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coz im in the El corte ingles plz cat bcn BITCH
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>>721543354
beacause im a neet looser
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>>721544718
You are dumb as fuck.

>joining a military division in a country whose flag is all white.

Lmao just Kys dude
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>>721544861
Lol you're just mad that I will only have to drop my FAMAS once cuckyboy
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I work weekends and am waiting for college class to start
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>>721543354
I am at work rn. Just spend all day on 4chan
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>>721544929
>>721544861
You shitbirds will never understand the meaning of military and war until you get there.
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>>721544801
i admire your honesty
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>>721544715
You can't see what i'm talking about?
Men have less value in what society thinks of them. I'm taking a break from work not because i've been working for about 20 years, even being 29. (My parents were addicts and abuse so i had to pull their weight.)
I'm taking a break because despite that, i'm mentally ill.
Even now, i have people's faces pressed into the back of my head, screaming into my hair.
Then they stop that, and claw at my shoulders.
Every. Day.

So i don't want to work now, and i'm just taking a break on some savings.
>also, emma watson can fuck off.
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>>721544955
Good luck at Devry
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>>721544929
Lol alright since you threw the Famas in there I can see that you're an alright guy. Well shit dude good luck. By the time you get through basic and all that, you'll probably be issued an AR. I read that the French are getting pretty sick if the Famas
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>>721543354

I work from home.

If it's quiet, I browse /b/ and occasionally post lewd pictures of my wife to pass the time
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>>721545099
What do you do? Tech help?
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I am sick as fuck. Throwing up and shitting pure liquid.
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>>721544993
I don't think either of us claimed we did you stolen valor Internet marine faggot
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>>721545132

software engineer
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>>721544993
I imagine it feels an awful lot like getting shot at and plenty of that hot feeling you get when you think you might be about to get shot and also it probably feels like being under the control of something that isn't you but I know for sure that I don't know what it's really like I simply intend to find out
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>>721545048
Thank you <3
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>>721543433
This
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snow day
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>>721545149
Aids will do that to yuh
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>neet thread
>No mention of tendies
>Ishygadiggydoo
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>>721545207
>>721545157
I'm not stolen valor, I've seen some real shit. It all started with when I was a Chinese fighter pilot during the Punic Wars of 1722-1/2 where we bombed Mogadishu. Ruff stuff, man.
Some faggot asked if I meant Somalia but I had to correct his geometry.
It was the Asian subcontinent of Antarctica and it was swarming with Sioux warriors armed to the teeth with phasers. Sadly for those poor crackers, they got two scud missiles: fatman and little boy. Those torpedoes hit so hard we learned never to attack the tower of Giza so aggressively again.
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Didn't enroll for spring Tech classes, and I work at a failing jewlry store that can barely work me, im paid under the table so no taxes. But I rarely get hours. I can't get a real job until this weed gets out of my system.
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Cause I only work 8hours a day and I'm done for today..?
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>>721543354
because my course doesn't cover mondays
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>>721545396
>seinfeld.
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>>721545452
It's the leaning tower of Gaza you utter retard
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>>721543354
different time zone
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cause im going to get a new debit after I lost mine. THEN to classes.
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Drinkin' my coffee then heading in. Working from home a bit before I do. As long as I'm there before my 11:30 meeting nobody gives a fuck because my works all done and I work in software engineering.
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>>721545576
YOU WEREN'T THERE!
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>>721545502
>Georgefromseinfeldishygadiggieshisdooda.jpg
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I am at work, I just work from home kek.
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>>721543354
cause its fucking 5pm dude
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>>721545453
ITT Tech is lucky to have yuh
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>>721545666
Observed
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im a hobo living in my car and go to work\school
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Because class doesn't start for another couple of hours
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>>721544372
newfag
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School: My student loan defaulted after I lost my job in August so I can't return for my Masters any time soon.

Work: See above.

Still thinking about having that hiking accident.
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>>721545791
I don't even have a car, I'm living in an internet cafe & sleeping behind abandoned garages.
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>>721543354
I finished college and haven't been able to get a job yet.
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>>721543381
neet life is best life
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>>721543354
I go to school. But I'm missing out on funding because of my depression. I've been to meetings to get a job, but I'm apparently forced to quit school to have any right to social security while I'm applying for jobs. I got myself a job, an internship that will turn into a full employment within 2 months. But I still have to officially quit school to survive on *less* than minimum wage, WHILE I get a job. I'm below subsistence levels, at about 1/3 of that, AND I don't get to study in the meantime.
>an hero incoming when I can't pay the rent
>inb4 sucking dicks for rent
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>>721543486
But can u fap?
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>>721543354

I'm at work. same shitty office job for 15 years.
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>>721543354
About to shoot the nearliest school
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>>721543354
I'm at work faggot
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>>721546361
And what do u do? Sounds depressing to be honest
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>all these underageb&s
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>>721546158
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>>721546288
start trappin'
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Im not doing shit tbh. I have the enough money to survive my whole life. Besides that, im a failure.
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I'm at work but I am not working.

Have three monitors and using my third monitor to the right to hide my 4chin browsing as well as the game I am playing
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>be me
>degree in laws
>dont work because i dont need the money
>decide to get a job
>go to pizza hut
>mfw i didnt get the job because im "overqualified"
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>>721546827
Lmao
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>>721543354
I just got off at 8 a.m.

Overnight shift is hell on the body
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>>721547180
I feel you bro
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>>721543354
Because nobody wants to a hire an ex felon for any job.
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>>721547180
Denny's values your service
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>>721547369
Who'd you kill?
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>>721543354
at work on the chan app. not the one from the app store because I'm underground AF fam
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>>721547389
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>>721543435
You could have just said you were black.
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>>721546506
Caught for possession a couple of months ago by a couple of civvies. Also have civvies roaming around my house a couple times a week. No way I'd get away with it. Also, I've got no connections and no way to explain to the IRS how I survive.
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>>721543354
disabled
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I work as a assistent in a porn set. Pretty shitty job tbh.
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>>721543354
Because i smoke crack. I bet ya"ll cowards dont even smoke crack
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neet life
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yeah, i work 3rd so its bed time soon. g'night
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>>721547992
Why are you disable
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>>721548216
>fat
>ugly
>female
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>>721543354
It's my day off, fuck you. I just got up early to drive to the next town to pay my rent before the rental office opened.
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>>721547992
Nice eyes. Busting one to your face in a few.
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>>721543354
It's 7pm here. I woke up only half an hour ago, and only because my girlfriend was outside calling me.

I told her to go home coz I was sick. Meanwhile I'm actually fine I just have debilitating depression lol.
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i'm trying to build a fucking workplace network in cisco packet tracer and failing hard. been doing this for 3 days now.

I think i might be dumb.
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>>721543354
I'm at work now motherfucker
Waiting for a conference call in less than an hour
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>>721543354

I'm taking a shit at my job rn
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>>721543354
Because im at work.
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>>721543354
I'm at work. Eating lunch right now. Browsing /b/
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fuck life. what's the point of getting a job and a degree.
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I'm in grad school. No classes. Just sit around writing all day, drinking coffee, reading weird shit, listening to music. I never want to leave.
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>>721543354
Because it is near dinner time in the civilized world
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I'm a neet, because of pretty bad social anxiety combined with ADD and (currently medicated) depression.
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Work from home and drank too much last night, so taking the day off.
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Because i have money
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fapping to emma watson, thats all we doo
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Suspended for the entire week from school because I incited a raid on Google docs.
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because it's 6 PM

also because I'm neet
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I'm unemployed. And a fucking retard.
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>>721543354
I'm off today.
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>>721548887
>social anxiety combined with ADD and (currently medicated) depression.

same situation
only I don't get disability benefits
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I'm not on shift
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>>721543354
Got off work and I'm getting ready for bed. Fuck off
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>>721549212
It's still pretty shitty. I'm pretty tired of just sitting in my apartment shitposting on 4chan every day
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