i'm trying to convince my girl to try anal but she wont

>>721522425
Let her peg you first.

This can be discussed later..

>>721522425
A) It's no good really. I haven't done it for years, vagina ftw.
B) Dat novelty value tho... You can maybe interest her in anal action by playing with her asshole while finger blasting or licking her pussy? Good luck anon

Do aittle boopadesdee pow

>>721522425
Anal is only fun for the first minutes. Then it gets loose and feels shit.

Smashed my wifes pooper two times and it was totally amazing for the both of us. Fucked up the third time and now the pooper is off limits.

>>721522568
How to tell her this?

>>721522833
Tell her you need your prostate stimulated to reduce your risk of getting cancer, then convince her it was amazing and that she should give it a try.

>>721522971
Dafuq...

>>721522425
Dood... Just spoon fuck her and then play with her asshole with the tip of your dick while you rub her clit. Then when she's into it, stick just the very tip in and just repeat very... Very.. Very slowly.. Then when you've got 3/4 of the tip in, take it out and lube up your cock with her juices. Especially the tip. Then repeat the tip in/out thing till you're in. If she says stop then stop. If not...... GO FOR IT SLOWLY. enjoy.

My gf said she wanted anal for Christmas but I told her no. Didn't say why, but personally I feel it's degenerate and damaging to a healthy relationship. If I wanted that shit I'd just fuck random girls in the ass.

>>721522425
Just get her drunk. Every girl will let you fuck em up the ass once they are drunk. Fact.

Don't be a pussy- sure, suggest it outside the bedroom but if you really want to. Just make it part of the foreplay- tease her a little and persuade her that way. Did you think your diction would solve this?

>>721523156
Absolutely. Only in bed, in the missionary position, with the lights off and the curtains drawn, eh?. Otherwise it's degenerate.

>>721523156
You'd rather fuck strangers in the ass than own every part of your womans body. What is wrong with you?

eat her ass

>>721523324
Good question

>>721523156
Just leave /b/ right now. Shut off your computer and never come back.

>>721523298
Nah we do plenty of kinky shit, but I'm just not into anal. Seems gross to me. I've done it with girls before and just ended up with shit on my dick, nothing hot about that.

>>721523324
Yeah I'd rather fuck strangers than get shit on my dick. I already own my girl's body, no need to put my dick in her ass and have her shit on my bed.

>>721522425
Have you tried....getting over it or breaking up with her?

>>721523390
>leave /b/
Alright faggot, how about you fuck some bitch in the ass and pull your dick out covered in shit, then see how keen you are on anal.

>>721523453
Done it. Don't care. It's called a shower. You have no idea what that is you forever alone NEET faggot.

>>721523668
>forever alone NEET faggot.
Whatever faggot, I've had chicks actually request anal with me. I'm doing fine. And there's not a goddamn thing wrong with having a problem with shit on my fucking dick. Taking a shower afterward doesn't change the fact tht there was shit on my dick. I'd rather blow my load in her pussy or her throat than waste in her ass, faggot.

Anal is literally for fags.

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>>721522672
Never fucked a ass, but I keep telling my gf I want to. I don't really care either way, but I figure if I keep pushing something she doesn't want, it's easier to get her to do other taboo stuff because she thinks "at least he's not fucking my butt"
>tfw so far so good

>>721523788
Anal is for domination. Nice humble brag. Enjoy the vanilla sex you cuck. I hope your girl breaks up with you for a nigger that'll give it to her the way she wants it. IN HER POOPER.

>>721522425
Try anal for yourself, that'll be more convincing.
My ex used to tell me she'd try anal if I did. I got pegged and told her it wasn't my thing, but it turned out she liked anal so I ended up fucking her tight ass almost as often as her pussy.

>>721522825
Not enough lube? Or was there poopdick involved?

Why did you ask her, OP? Hold her down and wrong-hole her.

>>721523895
>humble brag
Yeah I know but it was relevant. If she breaks up with me looking for a nigger to rail her in the ass then that's no great loss on my part, is it? I'll find another chick sooner or later.

>enjoy the vanilla sex
Believe it or not, vanilla sex can be just fine if you're both actually attracted to each other and not just looking for crazy kinks to make up fpr the fact that you both think the other is kinda gross.

>>721522425


WHY DO YOU WANT TO FUCK YOUR MOM UP HER ASS?

TAHLIA LET ME TRY ANAL!

Anyone got that mless video where the dude is fucking his girl and then starts doing Anal and she keeps saying she doesn't want anal and starts crying but he keeps assfucking her anyway?

>>721524209


/b5grf3

>>721522675
10/10 kek

>>721524037
This is why your girl and every subsequent girl will break up with you. They're gonna get bored with the vanilla and they're gonna want chocolate.

>>721522425
Are you particularly alpha? Does she regard you as such, regardless of how alpha you are or are not?

Because seriously, anal is a given if she thinks you are a god.

>>721523324
What's wrong with you that you talk about "owning" women? That kinda mentality is way more fucked up than wanting to F your girl in the A

>inb4 betacuckstorm

>>721522425
I feel your pain OP. Ex didn't want to try anal and I asked her why, and what happened is that her last boyfriend drugged her during New Years and raped her asshole. She still gets nightmares of him.

I still want to find that son of a bitch and beat the shit out of him.

Stop being beta. Don't think she'll refuse Chad anal.

>>721523453
Anyone with any smarts uses condoms in anal sex.
Having had e. Coli and chlamydia simultaneously as a result of some free-style rump-riding I can assure you it's not fun.
A fairly good percentage of sexually active women and girls are carrying chlamydia, and don't know it. A guy can get over a bout in a month or so unless he has other urinary problems. Then it can get serious; blood in your piss serious.

>>721524412
she had a bad experience that's the only reason shes saying no

>>721522425
totally missed and hit the hole during doggie with my ex wife once. she clinched and almost cried.

>>721524269
>404
f-funny joke anon

>>721522425
Protip: It's easier to ask for forgiveness, then to ask for permission.

>>721523788
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>721524491
You should just fuck his ass and kill two birds with one stone.

>>721524490
Shut up you SJW bitch. OP is trying to get some anal and you're showing your snowflake side. GTFO MAH /b/.

>>721523130
Dont follow this op because your dick is gonna be too big for it. You got to use fingers and let her asshole get used to something in there. You got to stretch out that asshole slowly and with patience.

>>721524382
>chocolate
Yeah, you mean shit on my dick and all over the bed? No thanks. Keep your degenerate fucking fetishes to yourself because your sterilized porn movies taught you it was normal. You think it'll make you an alpha to convince a girl to have anal with you. I've had multiple girls request anal with me and I told them no. What does that make me, faggot?

>>721524525
Dicks aren't meant to go in asses, simple as that. I'm down with all kinds of shit but anal is fucking degenerate and harmful to both parties involved.

>>721523156
Bait, this has to be bait. If she wants anal from you, that means you mean a lot to her, you stupid fuck.

>>721524572
Not me but funny to see again.

>>721524600
I don't give a shit about anal. Anal sex is great. Doesn't mean you "own" shit.

>>721524490
Its a figure of speech you troglodyte. I could have just as easily said "know your woman completely" or some similar epithet.

>>721523405
Tell her to clean before doing anal then. Get a eneme or something, just look up how to get ready for anal online.

>>721523130
Everything about this is terrible advice. Go slow and use your fingers. and for fucks sake don't double dip just to get her juices. If you go ass to pussy she WILL get a deadly infection.
I fucked my ex in the ass then pussy once, changed condom in between, and she still got an infection so bad the doc said she was pissing chunks of kidney out by the time she got antibiotics.

>>721524612
It makes you a little bitch. You're only here in this world to eat sleep and fuck your way to death. Why not enhance her life with a big ol dick her ass?you selfish prick. Also, gg on the humble bragging. Again.

>>721524678
Ooh. Troglodyte! But riddle me this genius, if I was a Troglodyte, how would I be using a computer? Would I be typing this from the ocean floor with my little tiny arthropod legs?

>Boom Roasted

>>721523130
Oh yeah and the other thing that makes this advice insanely retarded. Use proper lube and lots of it!

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>>721524037
Different anon here.. Im married and my wife loves anal. We have a very sexual and very stable relationship. We both enjoy anal, I think its dirty/kinky/taboo, so does she, we both think it feels good and she gets off way harder so it's a win win.

She never knew how much she'd like it, and she was the first woman I was successful in penetrating anally, she'd tried with orevious bfs but they were either too forward or she was too self conscious about it.

I fuck her in the ass almost every time we fuck, hell even if i start in her vag she wants to cum with me in her ass so that's where I finish. Out of the hundreds of times i've playes her back-nine I have got shit on my dick a handful of times... which its nothing a quick wipe with a paper towel and a wet rag can't fix. Never had a UTI either, just piss after you fuck

Stop being a scared virgin and slam some dirty ass

>>721524657
It's not bait, I swear it's true. She said she wanted anal for Christmas, I said no. Didn't tell her why I said no, but the reasons are that I think it's fucking gross, and I think it's degenerate. I'd just as soon fuck a man in the ass as my girlfriend, both are equally nasty and prone to disease.

>>721524717
>just tell her to do an enema and don't eat for 12 hours
Yeah that's an option, or I could just put my dick in her pussy or her mouth. A lot easier and it feels better too. I've done anal with a few girls before and I'm telling you, it ain't at all what it's made out to be. It's really a let down.

>>721524804
>only here in this world to eat sleep and fuck your way to death
Says you, faggot. I'm here to start a healthy family and raise them well.

>Also, gg on the humble bragging. Again.
My dick is over 7 inches long, how's that for a humble brag you whiny fuck. That's another part of why I don't do anal, girls can't take it and I usually get shit AND blood on my dick.

Don't listen to these trolls OP. It's impossible to fuck a living girl's asshole. It's a dirty secret of porn, but only dead girl's have loose enough assholes to plow. Every anal sex scene you've ever seen has either used, dead girls butts, sex toy fascimilies of anal sex, or clever use of CGI to make it look like a guy is having anal sex with a living girl. I know because I am one of the buttsex CGI guys for Vivid.

>TL;DR the only way to have anal is to kill your girlfriend.

>>721524874
>Stop being a scared virgin and slam some dirty ass
I'm far from a virgin, fucker. I've fucked girls in the ass before. I still think it's gross and unpleasant, and that their pussies feel much better (maybe because that's what they were made for, huh?) and their mouths too.

>>721522568
Worst meme ever
She'll just think you're a faggot and go fuck niggers instead

>>721524905
>my sex life is just like everyone else's!
>it's really a let down
4 u

I prefer my wifes asshole, but they're both good depending on the mood. Sometimes any hole is a goal

>>721525053
Good for you. In my experience, pussies and mouths feel way better than asses. They have a tight entrance but aside from that it's textureless and bland.

>>721524985
Stop being scared of an orifice, faggot

>>721524597
Actually thinking on that. Give him a taste of his own medicine.

Only drawback is if he likes it, then goddamit.

>>721524905
And how do you start a family eh? By eating, sleeping and fucking with your girl.

Also, 7 inches is impressive. I'll give you that one.

>>721525111
You're so autistic it's surprising you've ever got laid

>>721525145
7 inches isn't impressive. This is 4chan. Everyone here is packing at least 9 inches.

>>721524905
Also.. I can't believe you're denying your gf 7 inches of pure butthole pleasure. If were her I'd break up with you.

>>721525304


nah,no black guys come here

>>721525128
I ain't scared you faggot. Like I said, I've fucked enough girls in the ass to know it ain't great. The entrance is tight but aside from that it's textureless and bland. Mouths and pussies feel way better and are less fucking trouble. I don't get shit and blood on my fucking cock that way.

>>721525145
Yeah, eating, sleeping, and fucking plenty. Doesn't mean anal. And my dick ain't just long, it's fucking wide too. Maybe some small weiner bastards are enjoying their anal because the chick barely feels it but it's not for me.

>>721525241
Nice. I wonder how many fucking virgins are critiquing my sexual preferences based on experience right now.

>>721525334
I bet you're a man.

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>>721525365
You are correct. I am a man. A man who likes to plow buttholes.

>>721525351
>>721525443
What's funny is that actual studies of dick length show whites have the biggest dicks on average when the researchers actually physically measured the dicks. Blacks had the biggest dicks in self-reported studies.

>>721525518
You keep telling yourself that cracka.

see if she will let another dude do it

>>721525583
Hahaha I will, faggot. White men are the most widely desired male demographic on the planet. Blacks, Mexicans, Asians, they all want some white cock. And I'm happy to give it to them.

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>>721525365
So wait, this grosses you out then?

Kek, my wife is a complete sub. I come home from work and my wife is ready for me. Ass in the air lubed and ready to go. Hell sometimes she prefers it without the lube, only her own spit. Best part, she craves a good ass fucking, like you can tell it's not just for me, she just plain wants it in her ass.

>>721522425
my gf freaked out when i asked her the first time 5 years ago.
i licked her ass just a couple of hours ago, she loves it when i fuck her and stuff a finger in her ass while fucking.
she regularly wants to give me a rimjob when she gives me blowjobs.

her opinion just changed over time. i never really talked about stuff like that, i never pressured her.
all i did was licking her pussy for years, from time to time i licked her asshole too and that's it. after a while i asked if it was ok for me to lick her ass too, i'm talking 2 years in the relationship.
she was extremely prude and stuckup. conservative catholic girl.
she's kinky and naughty as fuck now like me.

just don't fucking pressure her, idiot.
anal isn't even that nice, i think i don't even want to fuck her ass. i rather stuff her with a buttplug and fuck her as usual. she freaking loves it.
anal was fun with my ex but it's not really neccessary, faggot.

>>721524905
i'm also 7'' and my gf takes my cock in her ass whenever i ask, you're just fucking have weak willed bitches, the ass is made to stretch.
>Never had shit on my cock either, a proper diet with adequate fiber prevents that. Once again you're fucking inadequate women, funny for such a pious cunt.
Also, you said no to your gf wanting anal; you realise a relationship is give/take, right?

People are into what they're into man, don't go telling people it's not all it's made up to be. I can fuck a pussy for hours but nut in less than 5 minutes in my girls ass.
Different people like different things, man.

>Start a health family.
Mate, i'm /fit/pol/lit/ too, but you seriously can't believe that happy family shit, right? look at how the world is, your kids are going to be staring at screens untill tech develops further and they're living in them.
Humanity is doomed, and they won't be living a happy life, they won't even be living. they'll simply be alive, acting as cattle.

>>721523156
amen, brother.
i mean, if she really insists i'd fuck her ass, but if not i could still use a buttplug and fuck her as usual.

>>721525689
>you're just fucking have weak willed bitches
Like I said, before I settled down with a long term GF I used to fuck plenty of girls. And almost all of them wanted anal at one point or another which was usually pretty great for them, but it was pretty fucking gross and boring for me. Lotsa shit and blood on my dick while they were getting off, not my thing.

>Also, you said no to your gf wanting anal; you realise a relationship is give/take, right?
Right, and I'll give what I wanna give. If she's not happy with that then so be it, I'll find another girl. I know this is 4chan and nobody will believe me but I do just fine with women and I'm not about to settle with some half-decent bitch. It's all good or I'm out.

>but you seriously can't believe that happy family shit, right?
I seriously do. I plan to have at least 3 children with a quality woman and raise them well.

>>721525641
You're happy to give a black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man your cock? gay.

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>T-trust me, I do just fine with women.

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>>721526046
I'm a white supremacist and I've fucked more nonwhites than whites, how's that for an answer. They love the big tough white man, and they don't want me to use condoms. I never tell them my name and just blow my load in them, and never see them again. Sexual conquest, baby.

Oh hey
>>721525927

This is for you:
>>721526192

>>721526260
>>721526192
Then don't believe me. It doesn't mean shit if some nu/b/ fags believe me. Maybe 6 years ago it would've meant something, but /b/ was shit then too.

>>721526280
You know what. Good for you.

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>>721526355
Wow. Your newfag is showing.. 6 years huh?

>>721524612
I've fucked my wife in the ass dozens of times with no problems. Perhaps you should not fuck diseased women.

>what does that make me, faggot?

"Terrified of your latent homosexuality", is the answer there, friend.

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>>721526418
Believe me or don't, faggot. It doesn't change a thing.

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Cute traps love prostate smashing anal, best thing is when they come you can feel their sphincter tightening and pulsating around your dick.

>>721523453

Just as with a vag, you gotta wait for nice weather before having a picnic. Some days are anal weather, others not.

There is also this awesome thing called an "enema" for when you wish to nearly eliminate the risk of shit-dick.

>>721526448
Nah, the point was that /b/ was a little better before then. Not much, though. Honestly I miss the libertarian elements over today's federal dicksucking elements.

>>721526464
Anon, good for you fucking your wife in the ass. I hope you both enjoy it indefinitely. But in my case, I've fucked girls I felt strongly about in the ass and it was a disaster. Blood and shit everywhere, smells terrible, and I can never look at them the same way again. Just not something I want to do with a girl I want to be with long-term.

>>721524778

>deadly

Really, this is good advice, do not do this.

But fuck, man, it will not give her a "deadly" infection.

>>721522425
Dude.. its easy.. beg her for a rim job.. then the anal will seem like the better option!

>>721526587
This is how I know you're a newfag. /b/ was never good.

>>721524612
>Dicks aren't meant to go in asses, simple as that.
Technically, they aren't meant to go in mouths either. But I bet you wouldn't pass up a decent blowjob, right?

>>721524985

>made for

They were not "made" for anything, but even if they were, were mouths "made" for putting your dick in them? No? Ever had a blowjob? Why are you "degenerate", whatever the fuck that means?

You have some serious hangups, man.

>>721522425
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buttholes. That is all

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>>721526671
No, but you can't deny it used to be better. We used to have intelligent idiots instead of today's indoctrinated idiots. The idea that /b/ has always been shit is in itself a meme that's not entirely an accurate portrayal of reality.

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>>721526587

If there is blood and shit everywhere, then man, are you doing it wrong.

Any part of the body can be a source of pleasure. Some simply require more preparation.

>>721524490
bitch knows how to take the joy out of anything

>>721526820
>But I bet you wouldn't pass up a decent blowjob, right?
No, I wouldn't. Because spit and saliva all over my dick is a little different than shit all over it and my bed.

>>721526826
were mouths "made" for putting your dick in them
No, of course not. You fucking virgins keep lecturing me on this bullshit you don't understand. Pussy feels the best and oral is second, unless a girl is just masterful with her tongue then that feels the best. But anal is just boring. Sure the buildup can be hot and it seems "so taboo lol" but actually, it's lame. Her anus is tight but the intestines are loose and smooth and it's just kinda boring once you get over the taboo bit.

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>>721526865
Calm down there Neo.

>>721524612
>> What does that make me, faggot?

a faggot

>>721527069

Yes, they are loose and smooth, but that can be a different sensation and a different pleasure.

Look, you have just admitted that your "they weren't meant for that" assertion was crap, because you are perfectly cool with receiving a blowjob. So why not do some proper prep, have your girl clean herself out, and try something different?

I've been fucking my wife's ass for years, and it never gets boring. Obviously, there is more than the "taboo" aspect that makes it fun.

>>721527209
Whatever fag, enjoy prepping your BF.

>>721527254
>if I'm cool with blowjobs then why not anal
Because I can just put my cock in her mouth, but for anal I have to tell her not to eat for 12 hours prior (and most girls get really bitchy when they dont eat for that long) plus tell her to do an enema for me. It's just not worth the trouble when her pussy and mouth feel 10x better.

>>721527254
Look, I just don't like anal. My dad fucked my ass all the time as a kid, and now I have a problem with all anal. There, now you know the truth. Stop bullying me.

>>721522425
>any thoughts

don't do it unless you're a nigger or a faggot

or a nigger faggot.

anal's overrated for anyone with a brain.

>>721527353
I'm about to bully you in your fucking mouth, faggot.

>>721527069
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>>721523156

You know how I know you're stupid? You're still here arguing the same point to the same 3 people that have been baiting you since the beginning. We don't give a shit man. OP wants anal. He doesn't need a whiny little bitch telling him "eww it's gross". Just give him some pointers or leave. Kthxbai.

>>721527418
This.

>>721527418
Hey, kudos on identifying me accurately without any IDs. That said, I'm here to tell OP he's better off without any bullshit anal.

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>>721527400
Damn, someone's triggered.

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>>721527494
This goes against what OP wants. You are solidifying your stupidity.

>>721527494
You really should reconsider anal, because honestly, the world doesn't need more dipshits like you cumming in pussies and possibly passing on their defective genes.

>>721527343

Dude, you really don't need to put her on a twelve-hour fast. An enema works just fine, it takes five minutes.

Let's try this another way: you don't want to eat a pussy that's been working all day, right? You'd rather she shower and wash to create the most pleasant vag experience possible, right?

It's like that.

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>>721527638
I'm still here because I'm talking/arguing with the faggots that disagree. OP is irrelevant.

>>721527654
>defective genes
>wanting to cum in pussies instead of asses
Maybe you should reconsider your ideas.

>>721527494
It's easy to identify stupid when you're not.

>>721527706
>you don't want to eat a pussy that's been working all day, right? You'd rather she shower and wash to create the most pleasant vag experience possible, right?
Here's another shitshow probably, I don't lick pussy. As a rare gift sure, like on birthdays, but aside from that I think it's nasty. Dudes performing oral sex on women regularly have a much higher rate of throat cancer than the general population. Probably because it's easy to clean a dick, since it's all external, but it's a lot easy to clean all the internal bits of a pussy.

>>721527929
Keep fucking asses and getting the shitidick, faggot. And call me stupid, ha. I've been there, done that. I know pornos make it seem like some super sexy affair but it really isn't. It doesn't feel good and it smells terrible.

>>721527343
literally only lil autistic bois like you would actually DENY a slut bitch anal LOL

you could present a woman's asshole to a monkey and the monkey wouldn't think twice about fucking it. your aspergers and fascination with model airplanes are clouding your ability to enjoy the tight nugget tunnel

are you dumber than a monkey? must be

case closed

>>721527930
You should probably just start sucking dicks exclusively then, since it's becoming increasingly clear you're a total faggot.

>>721528006
>you won't mindlessly fuck any vaguely vaginal hole you see like a monkey would
>must have aspergers
Hell, I could leave a lot of watermelons on the sidewalk that looked like asses and breed you faggots into oblivion.

>>721528063
Whatever anon. I don't fuck asses (anymore) and don't enjoy licking pussies. I enjoy bending women over and fucking them hard. You guys keep up with your degenerate fetishes incapable of producing children, and we'll see who won out in a generation or two.

>>721528082
just give it up bumboi, it's over

you been found out

case closed

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>>721527930
Just stop.. Please. You're only making yourself out to be an anal hating tard. Now you hate eating pussy because cancer? Your woman must hate you sometimes. I can't believe she sucks your dick after denying the pussy eatin'.

>>721527930

Oh, for fuck's sake, I give up.

You're a prude. You don't wish to come to terms with that, but you are, in fact, a prude.

Why, I do not know. But after making that "dicks aren't made for asses" and then admitted to happily getting blowjobs, you tipped your hand. If you had simply said "I don't like anal", that would have been fine; everyone has their preferences. But you tried to justify it with a transparent falsehood.

I hope your partner's asshole is as clenched as yours, because if not, she will seek more amusements elsewhere.

>>721528248
Believe it or not, a relationship does not have to adhere to some feminist ideal of "equality" to be rewarding to both parties. You keep kneeling like a bitch sucking pussy and wondering why your women don't respect you.

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>>721528177
HURR DURR try harder.

>>721528248
You know any (((women))) who have actually been with this fag would be moving on pretty quickly.

>>721528333 (checked)
>transparent falsehood
Look it up for yourself. Men (and women) that regularly provide oral sex on women suffer a markedly increased rate of oral cancer. This is a known fact.

>>721528362
Hahaha. Just lol.

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>>721527987

The trick is to refrain from fucking your girl's ass after a drunken Taco Bell binge.

That, or the bitch really needs some more fibre.

>>721528420
Think what you will, anon. I know I'm not gonna convince anyone here on 4chan but I actually do just fine with women IRL. Of course I don't talk about fucking 4chan though.

>>721528457
Whatever faggot. Keep begging your girl for anal, I guarantee that when she decides to gift it upon you, if ever, it won't be that great.

>>721522425

Convince her you're not a nigger first.

>>721522425
Go easy on it, don't be the guy starting a fixation on it it will scared her. A good way to convince her is going step by step seeing if ou can actually play with her anus, touching it, fingering it, rimming is a nice thing she might like. Then you have to both speak about it and you have to consider the fact she would also like to play with yours too.
If you got a large one she might don't want it as she feared it will be painful for her.
There's a few thing to know.

Girl's asses are generally tighter than vagina, the girl will feel your dick harder and bigger. So you have to go really slow on it and put a lot of lube.
She has to be relax and you have to listen to her if it's both your first time. The best is to letting her drive until she feel completly relaxed and let you retake the wheel.

If she start liking it she might cum really fast as she will probably start fingering herself. So don't expect the full porn stuff of ramming her ass with your whole dick as she will either have already cum and will not be in the mood or find it painful.
Again go easy on it at least until she told you to go harder, this is really sensible out there, and if she start having pain her mood can fall instantly and you'll had to pull off.

Don't put your dick in her vagina after assfucking her without a proper cleaning if you don't want her pussy becoming a pineapple pizza.

Anal sex is great but it's rather on domination/humiliation than casual sex. There's a good circle as you will get really excited and she'll feel it inside her making her hornier which will excite you again etc...

When started practicing anal sex with my gf she wasn't this confident about it and retain me a lot as it was really sensible for her, if I made a Kegel it make fer feel completly opened, and if I putted just my tip she felt as if if I put my whole cock. She was cumming really fast 2min max and I didn't even had the time to put my whole cock inside.

>>721528558

I don't have to beg. It's one of those heat of the moment things.. You'd never know that though.

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>>721528362

Found the twelve year old!

only pussy you've seen since your birth was on the internet.

>>721528660
We found him like an hour ago. We're just playing with him. Join in the fun!

>>721528430

If the woman if infected with HPV, then yes.

My wife is clean. Are you admitting your woman is such a diseased creature that you are afraid to even put your mouth on her?

Oh, and you've already admitted to "occasionally" going down on her, so you fucked up there too. Once you've contracted HPV, your risk of oral cancer will have increased. The risk is not cumulative.

You have thus far revealed youself to be prudish, hypocritical, selfish, and weirdly obsessed with "winning" by having more children.

Sad, man. That is just sad.

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>>721528660
Like I said before, I've done it enough times to know it's not worth the trouble. Starts with some fingering to gauge interest, then you go for it if she's into it. Maybe have her suck you off first if there's no lube or whatever. And I'm telling you man, despite what your fucking pornos tell you it's boring. The entrance is tight but the rest is fucking bland and boring, pussy feels 10x better.

>>721528751
Look at this faggot trying to get a moral 1up on me on fucking /b/. Where do you think you are?

>>721528362
Believe it or not, the happier you make your partner, the happier she will be to make you happy.

I hate feminists, but you, sir, are just a selfish dick. Hope you enjoy sharing your wife's holes with the dudes she meets on Tinder. If you refuse to take care of her needs, someone else will.

>>721528847
I don't know man. When you're in that moment and she's letting you squeeze yer snek in there it's pretty exciting. Also, I love 69. I get to eat that pussy and lick her ASSHOLE? OH SO GOOD.

>>721528847

>moral 1up

Says the guy who uses words like "degenerate" unironically to refer to sex acts he does not like.

You have some serious psycho-sexual dysfunction, bro. It is unfortunate that your daddy had to drunkenly rape your shitter all those years ago.

>>721522425
Do what I did to my wife tonight. Handcuff her, pretend its all good and normal kinky sexy sex, then just laugh and shove it in.

She's staying at her sisters tonight. Which incidentally is why I'm here

>>721528605
Continuing

She didn't know what makes her cum so fast, eventually she started liking it and times to times she started asking for it, while on my side I wasn't this happy as it was a long part of her starting stroking my cock inside her and cumming before half of my dick was inside her, but hey she was cumming harder and I was happy for this.
Then we started naturally something else we would agree she'll retain herself from fingering until I told her so, which allow me to enjoy it too and make her cum stronger as she delayed her orgasm.

>The feeling of cumming inside your GF's ass when she's having an orgasm

>>721528890
I can't even talk about this shit properly here without sounding like some autistic virgin, but here we go anyway. I get her off just fine, I honestly have a well above average dick. I've figured out the particular positions that rub chicks just right and make them orgasm. Again, this sounds like more virgin bragging but whatever. The point is I don't have to be some kneeling pussy licking faggot for them to have a good time.

Beta male feminist fucks think they've gotta be submissive, pussy sucking pansies for their women to get off but that's just not the case.

>>721529001
69 is pretty good but asshole licking ain't for me. The heat of the moment makes it seem like a good idea sometimes but it just isn't.

>>721529067
>daddy rape
Is this what they call projection?

>>721522425
RAPE

>>721529106
Wait wait wait.. You just said you don't like pussy lickin' but you enjoy 69? How? You just stare at her coochie while she sucks you off? Do you even look at it? You know what? Fuck you man. I said it. Fuck you man.

>>721529106
That you consider kissing your girlfriend's pussy "submissive" is the giveaway, anon. I just think about making my woman happy, and she does the same. That you are analising (heh) this beyond that is genuinely sad.

I hope she's happy, but if you find the mailman balls-deep in her neglected asshole, do not be surprised.

>>721529106

>I can't even talk about this shit properly here >without sounding like some autistic virgin, but

There is a good reason for that, but I don't think you are prepared to hear it.

>>721529285
69 is different from just being on your knees pleasuring someone else. That's a submissive position. 69 it mutual though, everyone benefits.

>>721529305
>getting on your knees and sucking dick is submissive
>getting on your knees and sucking pussy isn't submissive
That shit just doesn't make sense to me, anon. And If she fucks the mailman, honestly I'm not worried about it, I move a lot, I'll find another chick before long. It's no big loss.

op is jidf

>>721529377

Well, she *is* a raging feminist, after all. You know she'll want to call you "daddy" while you choke her and call her a worthless whore.

>>721529423

Apparently your still not locking that pussy though. So you're either a a liar or you're fucked in the head. Or both.

>>721529423

*Neither* is submissive when it's reciprocal! Holy fuck, do I need to spell this out?

You do it for each other's pleasure and happiness; *no one* is the sub. Not everything in life is a fucking power struggle. If that is truly how you perceive this world, anon, I truly pity you.

>>721529414


So you let your girl be submissive right? You let her get down on her knees to suck your dick? Thats pretty degenerative.

We try last night for the first time, want me to tell you how it went?

>>721529565
Like I said, if a girl isn't happy with I do shit and doesn't have the balls (ovaries?) to just break up with me and cheats on me, whatever. I'll find some other girl, I'm genuinely not worried about it. Though it seems counterproductive, in my experience this attitude actually makes girls *more* loyal.

>>721529620
>I truly pity you
Spoken like a true feminist. Go back to your purely equilateral relationship and conversations where nobody is allowed to disagree with the other too harshly, because that's rape.

>>721529699 (checked)
I bet it was smelly and messy.

>>721529643

She also cooks for me and brings my gifts. Is that "degenerate"? Is she the sub?

And when I tell you that I also do those things for her, am I the sub? Or does it cancel out? We can't both be dominant.

Christ, this is an interesting window into a mind I would never wish to inhabit.

>>721529773
What's your point, anon? The fact is that pure equals just don't exist in sexual relationships. If the house was burning down and you were both trapped, one of you would take the lead, or you're both fucked.

>>721522425
Try a different girl

>>721529773
Good. Cause it smells like shit in my mind from all the butthole pleasures I partake in and vaginal secretions that slurp up.

>>721529736

Dude, if I were a feminist, I would not tell you that I pity you; I'd call you a shitload and rapist then instruct you to kill yourself.

You must have had some seriously messed up male role models, though. No question about that.

>>721529736
>I bet it was smelly and messy.
kinda

So, i'm much older than her and she knows I was into very kinky stuff, even when I never really talked about it (cause I don't want to scare her). But last night she was super horny and high and when I was fingering her she drove my finger to her ass. I think she cum with a finger in each hole (but it was only a few cm inside her ass). She joked about doing the same to me, but I told her it wasn't the right moment. Then she asked me to try with my penis. Since I knew I woulnd't be able to fuck her ass, I didn't even use a condom. She's always incredible wet, so I put it on her pussy first and got my dick really wet, I spit on her ass and put the tip on the entrance. She was moaning with evey push, but it was clear it won't go in, so after a while I told her it was enough for the moment and fucked her in her pussy.

Her birthday is next week, we will try agin, this time with the right preparation

>>721530174
oh, and yes, my finger was really smelly after that

>>721529851

Yes, one partner will always be more "dominant" in a given situation, but you appear moderately obsessed with it. Each time you eat your woman's pussy, you lose "dominance points", or something.

Why would you care? I have never given it a first thought.

>>721530219
You're so wrong man.. This thread has derailed. Goodnight. Your gf is a lucky girl and I hope that cancer you get later in life is due to the lack of pussy you eat and the complete absence of anal you give.

>>721530098
My role models were a slut mother and a stud father, make of that what you will. I've seen plenty of both genders at their most basic levels to know what drives them.

>>721530174
Good luck anon. If someone wants to push for anal that's their problem.

>>721530219
Whether or not you care, it matters and plays a serious role, who is perceived to be more dominant and trend-setting for the group. Not caring is a good start though.

This:
>>721530360

Was meant for this tard:
>>721530406

>>721530406

Well, you at least seem to be aware of the likely origins of your attitudes.

I think you would be a great deal happier if you tried to pay less attention to who is "dominant" in the relationship, however.

>>721530530

I had been wondering.

>>721530604
Sorry for the friendly fire mang.

>>721530530
Whatever, fag. Keep aiming for anal. Regardless of any dominant/submissive positions (which you fags were shilling to me earlier) it's still fucked.

>>721530543
It doesn't matter whether or not I pay attention to who's dominant, being submissive kills my mood entirely every single time.

>>721530786

No worries, mate.

>>721530796

This is my whole point: being "submissive" is only a problem because you consider it such. Try to let go a bit. You may find yourself much happier.

>>721530906
I'm not about to give a biography but long story short, I've given sub behavior a shot and it's not something that seems compatible with a solid relationship.

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>>721530796

Now we're getting to the meat of your problem.. Who hurt you?

>>721531033
>who hurt me
If you wan go full jew psychoanalysis we can talk about all the camwhores I dated off of /b/ and /r9k/ years ago before fggot /soc/ was a thing, but I don't see how that's relevant.

>>721522425
pussy is better and why would u like to risk the shit?

>>721530983

Perhaps I am not expressing myself well.

My suggestion is not that you adopt a "submissive" role; my counsel to do your best to forget about the submissive/dominant distinction entirely. It exists only because you believe it to exist.

I tend to be dominant some days and in some situations, my wife in others. What is important is that neither of us gives Fuck One about which is which.

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>>721522425
Was pegging suggested yet?

>>721522425
Put her face in the pic and show it to her. Maybe she'll want to try then...or she'll want a black cock and...you'll be the perfect cuck and she'll love you like that...

>>721531154
How old are you.. Give a range. Not exact.

>>721531195

Because of menstruation, ass is cleaner than pussy for five days a month.

I don't plan to go without getting my dick wet for nearly a week.

>>721531154
There's your problem right there. You went to other subs.. Bad anon. Bad.

>>721531301
Yes, it was.

I fuck my girl's ass, and I get her to fist mine. I'll be fisting hers too before long.

>>721531374
bj

>>721531330
I'm 23, been browsing the chans since I was in middle school. During that period I shared what would now be considered CP and shota with 18+ year old girls.

>>721531214
It doesn't matter if you're aware or not, it's still a thing.

>>721531420
What the hell areyou talking about?

>>721531374
Pussy and oral are infinitely better than anal. Anal only gets recognition cuz "lol so taboo"

>>721531503
23? You know what boys? Pack it in. We're done here. This explains it all. /thread.

>>721522425
Let it go. She knows whether or not she wants something in her butt, and if you put something there and she doesn't want it, it will be a bad experience for the both of you. You have a right to end the relationship if this is something you want to experience that badly. In future relationships, bring this up during the period where sexual boundaries are set (usually when you start having sex) and move on of your partner tells you "exit only" when you ask "so how do you feel about anal?"

Because you are curious, the sensation itself is overrated, in my opinion. The thrill comes in doing something taboo and, if you choose to have it this way, the psychogical dominance (especially in an era where women being submissive is often considered "problematic").

>>721531640
>/threading your own post
Fuck off.

If you prefer a dry, shit-coated hole to a wet and nectar-coated hole, you are a faggot. End of discussion.

>>721531503

The concept of "dominance" is psychological. If you have no psychological conception of it in your relationship, it does not exist.

Listen, man, it's your life. But try it. How could it hurt? Relax a little.

The anon who asked "Who hurt you?" might have been on to something. If you cannot give up a little control, cannot stop worrying about who is "dominant", that could suggest that you do indeed fear being hurt by your other.

>>721522825
Tell her you want tl try again, and be more careful. You won't get what you want unless you ask, anon. Ask for forgiveness if she feels traumatized. I'm sure you didn't mean to hurt her.

>>721522833
"Would you be open to the idea if I let you play with my butt?" When she asks "What do you mean?" tell her.

>>721531720
>dominance is psychological
So is trust. And respect. Etc. That's no argument against it or anything else.

>>721523156
My wife and I do it and it brings us closer. I like how vulnerable she is during the act. It doesn't have to be about dominance and submission. Also...your gf took a risk and asked for what she wanted. I think you should reconsider.

>>721531503

Holy shitballs, I missed this.

You're only twenty-three? And you're this hung-up on things already?

Fuck, man, I'm thirty-nine, and you remind me of my sixty-year-old, tight-assed math teacher from third grade.

Relax, man. Life is too short to white-knuckle its every aspect.

>>721523163
OK, Brock.

>>721523298
Last night I came all over my wife's face. I still love her dearly.

>>721531872
Be as uptight or as loosey goosey as ya like, it doesn't change what's going on.

>>721523405
So use a condom, dipshit.

>>721531861

>vulnerable

Yeah, I get this. I fuck my wife's ass and she fists mine. Both require a lot of trust which is a turn-on in itself.

>>721523453
I did this once. It was awesome. Most girls hide their shit. Catching a glimpse of it told me, "I love you and trust you enough to admit that the hole you are fucking is used for something I'd rather not admit I do." But tastes vary.

>>721531955

What I think about your relationship changes nothing.

What you think changes everything.

>>721523893
Why don't you ask her how she feels about being pushed to do something she doesn't want to do?

>>721523897
This story warms my heart.

>>721524195
OK, but just for a minute. ;)

>>721532053

That's fun too. When there is a bit of mess,
and she's embarrassed, you can say just shrug it off, clean up and kiss her.

Meh. We are just sacks of meat, anyway.

>>721524412
And if she does it and doesn't enjoy it, she will resent the fuck out of you. Enjoy your crumbling relationship, bro!

>>721524490
Women can make up their own minds whether they are comfortable with this mentality, thank you very much.

>>721523163
This is how my ex and i first tried it, liked it kept doing it,

>>721524491
That is truly awful. Don't do this if you want anal. There are plenty of girls out there who will try it willinging. Pro tip: almost 50% of college educated white women have taken it up the shitpipe.

>>721524494
She'll do it with him, resent him terribly, and lose her sense of self. Then she will meet a woman who tells her, basically, she has no self-respect (but blames the patriarchy, likely) and she will further spiral down into not being a fully rounded person who can give and receive love. Don't do this. Respect her boundaries and move on if she doesn't want it in the ass and you want to put it there. Plenty of women will let you.

>>721532184
I agree with this. I haven't tried anal yet with my gf, but she told me she would be ready for it when it feels like the right moment. She loves doggystyle already, like it can make her cum in seconds and sometimes i open her ass cheeks and stare at her asshole. She knows i'm doing it and she loves it.
One morning we woke up super horny and just started doggystyle...her ass was smelly but somehow it made me hornier that we could share that...it wasn't like she had shit stains all over anyway.

>>721524535
Ask her if she is open to anal play and ask her if she would be willling to confront the feelings the experience gave her. Respect her answer.

>>721524570
If having your dick in your girl's ass for a microsecond is worth sabotaging your relationship...go for it!

>>721532619
jesus, talk about being overdramatic....

>>721524601
The best guide I have found online for anal prep:

https://www.manyvids.com/Article/1420/All-About-ANAL/

>>721532508

Heh. My wife used to be shy about ass play, but now she asks for it. Whenever I'm between her legs, I lick her from asshole to clit and she fucking loves it.

>>721532730
>from asshole to clit

That infection.

>>721524905
She opened up to you and you acted like a selfish twat. Well-played.

>>721524874
You are my hero. My wife and I have anal, but she hates it. I should probably look inside myself and come to terms with that.

>>721532780

If she keeps herself clean and is not diseased -- which is the case -- the risk of that is nil.

I've been going crazy on both her holes for fifteen years now, and we've never had a problem.

>>721525688
With all due respect, I don't think you convinced her. She just let go of her inhibitions. Some girls are like that: taking it up the butt means you are "dirty" or "don't have the power in the relationship." Being patient and showing that you can get pleasure back there and that you aren't trying to make her feel helpless helps relax those inblhibitions...but somw girls just do not want anal and no amount of patience will solve that. I recommend asking, "Is it no and that's final? Or is it something you might consider later?"

>>721526587
So tell your girl. She obviously wants it and if you don't tell her that your mind won't change, that's a tad unfair to her.

>>721526662
My wife will eat my ass until the cows come home. But she hates anal. YMMV

>>721526826
Forty years ago, people thought about oral sex the way they did anal today: if you asked your wife for a bj, there was a good chance she would say "only whores do that!"

>>721527353
But I bought you dinner, you tease! Now bend over!

>>721527706
I would rather eat a stinky pussy. Sorry. Tastes vary.

>>721523163
I can say for a fact there is merit to this statement

>>721533280

That's why I find the anal-is-degenerate guy so confusing. He's sixteen years my junior yet my dead grandma was probably more sexually adventurous than him.

hey guys, i was just fucking my butt, but I noticed some blood, went away with two wipes, and I checked 2 inch up and no more blood... help!

>>721533481

You would rather eat a chunkily menstruating pussy than a freshly washed asshole?

Okay...

>>721525661
Good for you man. Fist her

>>721522425

Make her horny as fuck. Then try stuff. You'd be amazed at the nasty shit you can make every woman do, if you please them beforehand.

>>721533582

Uh, that is fine. It means you just made a small tear on the exterior.

Now, if you get bright-red blood from deeper within, you done fucked up.

You're fine. Go more slowly next time.

>>721528890
Agree with this 1000%. I cannot stand certain feminist arguments against degrading sex acts, because I think sex is about pleasure, not politics. There is nothing wrong with doing something that you are not into for your partner's sake, and it goes both ways.

>>721533604

This.

Giving or receiving a good fisting is indescribable.

>>721529092
Assuming this is true, I hope you apologise and never do this again. She trusted you and deserves better.

>>721533668
should i stop for like two weeks

>>721533706

You, I like.

Fuck gender politics and power-obsessed neurotics.

Or better yet: don't fuck 'em. It ain't worth it, ever.

>>721529484
Ironically, I think more feminists do anal than not. Remember: college educated white women are the largest demographic of poopchute princesses. There us tremendous overlap between this demographic and femicunts. Ironic, but true.

>>721522425
Oh wait, what...you mean she doesnt want you destroying her anal sphincter muscles and loosening her anal tract which is supposed to open from the inside-out and not the outisde-in, and where doing so leads to incontinence, hemorrhoids and a number of other issues? ...i wonder why?

>>721533800

You're fine. Lay off the ass play for a day or two. I can take two fists in my ass at the same time, so I know what I'm talking about.

>>721533803
For that chain of logic, if you want to fuck your gf in the ass, you better b ready to b pegged

>>721533879

>destroying

Does a ballerina who gradually stretches her leg muscles until she can lift her leg over her head destroying those muscles?

Or is she training them to be better and more flexible than yours or mine?

Yeah.

>>721530174
Good on you for being patient.

>>721533931

I got my wife to double-fist me just yesterday.

No double standards from me, mate.

>>721533962
This if your not doing proper assplay just sticking your cock in your going to have a bad time.

>>721533720
Amsterdam, 2006, for 240 euros, i fisted a 37 year old 9/10, fucked her first, both gash and ass, fisted her both ways , hottest shit ever. If i can't get hard nowadays for whatever reason, i just go back to that, always triggers my dick rock hard. Best money i ever spent.

>>721533992
Then your a better man than 80% of those that plead that statement

>>721530543
Marriedfag here. Dominance and submission can be an important part of a healthy relationship. Wife is not a fan of anal, but when she gives it to me, a large part of the thrill is the feeling of "control." It can help soothe me when I feel powerless, and I'm not sure my wife even knows that. Anyway, I think this dynamic can be healthy if we are honest with ourselves about it; it's not beating your wife because you had a bad day at work, it's her bending over and letting me fucl her ass so I can feel like a man, which is important to my sense of self and willingness to make the sacrifices that men do in relationships. You may disagree that this is healthy, but that is your opinion. I am just being honest.

>>721531214
Sounds like a healthy relationship. Dominance and aubmission can both be fun if you just enjoy them and don't read meaning into them.

>>721525139
If he looes it, then you got free boipucci you can revengame pound for irony

>>721534034

I would never ask my wife to do something I would not. Is seems like basic respect to me, but what do I know?

>>721533962
compares the Ballet to anal sex...Hahahaha! lol.

>>721535184

Done correctly, both are art, my friend.

>>721533962
ok, so wait...you think that girls should be training their ass-hole muscles to be better and more flexible than yours or mine? or...how should we understand your previous point? the Ballet is an art form, a dance. How does that relate to anal sex?

>>721535304

My point is that the relevant muscles are not being "destroyed", they are becoming better and more flexible.