Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>721513606
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Louise is fat irl.
why do I always post right after the new thread gets posted...
>>721521301
>no hey it's totally cool
>wait hey don't leave
>it's ironic
>haha
>aha
>ha...
> :(
I imagine that that's how it'd play out
>>721521316
>lewd
>>721520802
>
>>721521148
That gif is cute. Me too. Sucks that you don't see them very often though.
>>721521301
Just played some games. What about you?
What are your goals and dreams in life? I wonder.
Only normies and closet normies watched the Superbowl
still here
and
>>721521079
Yeah doing some stuff. Fun nice chill night before work huh?
>>721521465
>>721521424
You're not wrong~
I dunno, that's the kinda thing where I'd need to know the person REALLY well before I could consider that anything but creepy as hell.
>>721521468
Went out with a friend, took a few pictures, went home.
>>721521509
I'd like to run my own game shop, and sell my TTRPG.
>>721521509
To move out of my mom's house.
>>721521509
To be happy of course.
>>721520374
Good man.
>>721520847
Later.
>>721521597
Nice!
I have no one to play battletech with
>>721521616
I understand.
>>721521668
that feel
>>721521597
Yeep, even though it's literally just water, tears are... intimate to say the least
Although if I could sell them for 20 bucks a vial I'd be selling them to anyone
>>721521509
Create successful tear-selling industry
(I want to be a therapist and just help people through their worries all day long)
That and be happy, of course
>>721521577
Yup, and talking with you is a lovely way to end the night.
>>721521597
Cool, pictures of what?
>>721521916
You don't fucking understand shit.
>>721521930
Tempted to try that if I ever set up a booth to sell prints of my photos at an art show or something, to be honest.
They suuure are. You should give out vials of your tears next time you're stuck getting a gift for a friend!
>>721521932
Battlestation, which I posted last night
Ducks
An eye
A silhouetted bird
A different bird
And a third bird
>>721522276
Lol she's ugly.
>>721521932
Too sweet. I was thinking of playing something but im not sure what
>>721522276
That's nice.
>>721522477
Louise a cute.
>>721522516
Hmm try picking something at random. Maybe on my next day off we could play some uncharted 4.
>>721522720
Fuck you you fucking bitch! She is not cute! She is fucking UGLY
>>721521916
>not playing MWO
Anyone else having trouble posting?
>>721522276
>hey, happy birthday!
>Oh, thanks! What's this?
>A present. It's a vial of my tears. Wear it around your neck so you never forget me.
>O-oh, thanks...
>Do it now.
>o-o-okay :(
It'd be such a nice present!
Your waifu is trash accept it
>>721522856
No u
>>721522828
It's on your end buddy
>>721522720
>Hanako as a bunny
Noice.
>>721522811
>not adding me on MWO so I can rain holy missiles down from the heavens.
>>721522720
Sure that would be a nice change just give me a day or 2 notice and ill do my best to make it happen
>>721522720
Just got finished editing the pictures, I ended up with four nice ones.
>>721522828
Yep.
I'd totally ironically wear a vial of one of my friends' tears if I liked them enough to be honest
But to make your present even better, make it an even mix of blood and tears. And make the bottle as goff as possible.
>>721522995
So ugly!
>Me Time to wake up fuck my body pillow drink OJ put bread in my mouth then go to school stinking of cum.
> people then say he smell disgusting.
>Me Since I have no social norm I explain what my morning schedule is.
>People shouting in disgust you fucking weeb stay in your basement.
>>721522811
MWO is pay2win, fuck that game.
>>721522828
I am too.
>>721522991
Great, i'm looking forward to it. By the way, which did you want to play, the multiplayer or survival?
>>721522995
Post plz.
>>721522801
>>721523060
You stop that.
>>721522898
>Not letting me know who you are on MWO so I can SRM rape you
>>721523142
I would disagree.
>>721523221
>experience points
>accepts payment
>not pay2win
Idiot. A game like MWO shouldn't have experience points.
Hi all
>>721522995
good
>>721523182
either or is fine with me
>>721523304
You have ps plus right?
>>721523270
You kinda have to do well to get anywhere near the kind of experience to level the chassis. And buying individual mechs will stunt you in terms of how far you can get, as you can onlly progress beyond basic efficiencies after getting those on 3 variants of the same chassis. You will also be singled out and killed really easily if you dont take the time to learn some basic skills. Their buying mechs for real life money is a massive trap that sucks people in easily. Go back to Discord, Barry.
>>721523221
>thinking SRMs would be effectve
LRM catapult bruh.
>>721520913
No man. Look up the size of a rottweiler's dick some time. If they can take that, a human dick isn't a problem.
>>721520966
Wow artist tears. Even better.
>>721521070
Still dogs.
>>721521509
fuck bitches get money
>>721523604
>lrmapult
You mean free kill.
>>721523576
Except the only way to get experience is to buy it, since the game itself gives you next to nothing. Experience points don't belong in any multiplayer game. Do grandmasters in chess get five extra queens when playing against newbs? No.
The developers know that their game is pay2win because they did it on purpose.
>>721523525
The fuck happen
>>721523525
post more gore
rekt threads are fun, but why not have a two in one?
Claimed.
>>721523812
You literally cannot buy experience.
>>721523991
I played years ago and I did in fact at one point buy experience.
>>721523564
I bought a month a bit ago. I may need to renew it
>>721523182
Okay ._.
>>721524031
They removed that a long time ago. Also they have a tier system where the more games you play, the more games you win / do well in, the more you will play against similarly skilled pilots. Teams, thats another issue.
>>721523182
they're not nearly as nice as the ones I took last time, and even those are bad..
>Last time's are over 2mb
>tfw
>>721523304
Trying to stream ZnT with a friend but he's being really mean
>>721523697
What's the best type of tear?
>>721523927
Well, what do we have here
>>721523697
But a Rotty can't slam his fat 8 inch cock inside her for 40 minutes none stop!
>>721524275
>implied length
>implied stamina
>implications
>>721524175
>removed
It might be time for me to reinstall. How fast do you gain XP now, though? It was so irritating that you could never possibly in your lifetime get max XP because it was so slow back then.
I also still want to use my battletech board game, i bought it before I knew I'd have to drop out of college.
>>721521371
>>721524341
I'm just going off on my own length and stamina
>Attention: Contacting Destiny servers
>ERROR: weasel
Fuck this game, and fuck Bungie
Shauntal
>>721524042
Alright i'll have to buy it as well. It sucks you have to have ps plus to play the multiplayer.
>>721524229
Cute little birb.
>>721524229
znt? then dont
>>721524479
>Destiny
>>721524247
Huh, Oh hello.
New?
>>721524518
>All the pictures I like are over 2mb
>
>>721524542
Zero No Tsukaima, what Louise is from.
..I shouldn't, but..He's still important to me, even though he hates me.
>>721524361
If you do well, between 1.5k and 3k per match without the one win a day boost. GXP is used more for weapon and overall mech modules, earned at 10% the rate. I once earned 8k in a Raven 3L by getting 4 kills, 4 KMDD, and over 1k damage. By being a little bitch on Polar LRMlands. The only things that 'boost' you is Premium Time which is a 50% boost on cbills and XP gained. And that shits expensive to buy.
>>721524583
Newfag, That I am not
>>721524607
I see. That's the rate, but what do you predict would be the time needed to fully max out a single mech?
>>721524596
They really need to up the limit to at least 3mb.
>>721524518
Yeah it doesnt make sense but whatever as long as i play with you
>>721524596
Oh. Well hopefully it gets better
>>721524580
Got something to say, buddy boy?
>>721524637
Heresy?
>>721524737
A good few days of grinding for a single mech to get to Master. Keeping in mind you need 3 of a chassis Basic to unlock Elite and then 3 Elite of any mech to unlock Master. Right now Im dicking around in an 8 SRM6 Medium.
>>721524817
Excuse me?? Rude!
>>721524802
>Playing memeless borderlands
>>721524756
My thoughts exactly. Alright Tomoko, i have to go to sleep now.
>>721524858
A few days now? Nice, that's reasonable. As long as it's less than a week I'm okay.
>8 SRM6 Medium
That doesn't sound like the name of a mech, just some weapons. I'm curious, since I vaguely know battletech universe stuff.
>>721524741
That seems unlikely, though.
>>721524756
Hopefully..But I think I should probably just give up.
>>721524866
Sorry, when did you join?
>>721524901
>borderlands
Niiight thread
>>721525001
Basically I made a mech have so many short ranged missiles that it can backshot an Atlas in a volley or two. Front might take 3.
>>721524999
Goodnight Hanako
>>721525071
Up to you really
>>721525153
December 6th, 2009
Why do you ask?
>>721525156
Both are shit anyways ;^)
Goodnight everyone.
>>721525071
Other boards have higher limits though, but you're probably right. Alright i'm heading to bed, G'night Louise.
>>721525249
Enjoy the rest of your night. Goodnight Tomoko.
>>721525230
Nicee.
>>721525297
In thread, I mean.
>>721525376
3 hours ago
>>721525223
Night!
>>721525249
Mm, you're right.
But now I'm sad.
>>721525326
Good night, Hanako.
>>721525470
Ah, well, welcome.
What made you decide to claim on here?
>>721525503
there is nothing you can do. they are the one being mean
>>721525728
Do I need a reason?
>>721525763
You're right, but...I feel like it's my fault.
I dunno, I'm sorry, I'm sure you don't want to hear about my personal shortcomings
>>721525802
Not really as long as you have a waifu.
What do you think about these threads so far, m8?
>>721526154
>>721525470
>>721525961
Its fine. We arent really talking about anything else
>>721526283
>>721526523
>>721526410
I don't like complaining too much, but if you're sure..
I guess I don't like giving up on people. Especially people I've talked to for years now.
>>721526569
lewd
what about husbandos
>>721526523
>>721526569
>Kyouko
>>721526617
Husbandos are fine too
>>721526584
But they are being mean so maybe they dont want to talk anymore
>>721521371
>>721526676
>>721526569
>>721526772
>>721526569
We just met though....
>>721526801
>>721526817
>>721526617
Speedwagon is best husbandou.
>>721526836
>>721526846
>>721526805
Aw c'mon baybeh~
>>721526868
>>721526893
>>721526940
>>721526716
Maybe..But they do talk to me out of their own power, sometimes.
Chara thinks they're romantically interested in me and hurting because I have her
But
He just won't let me in anymore, we can't talk about anything.
>>721526805
Faggot
>>721526954
>>721526840
Speedwagon is fucking law
>>721526990
>>721526956
Chara thinks you're ugly.
>>721527007
>>721526685
Arcanine is a nice pokemon. Defeats grass pokemon and not afraid of anything.
>>721527028
>>721527061
>>721526881
At least buy me dinner first or something.
>>721527106
>>721526956
Have you asked them why?
>>721527120
>>721527109
Okay what you want for dinner sweetie~
>>721527165
>>721527180
>>721527021
I don't see why she wouldn't, I certainly do.
That being said, I don't believe you without proof, as she literally just told me I was gorgeous.
>>721527130
"Two reasons, neither of which I feel like sharing with you."
Why does alcohol only suck the next day
>>721527276
am i allowed to keep posting?
>>721527314
>>721527276
I meant you're ugly on the inside. I don't care what you look like on the outside, you ugly bitch!
>>721527297
It's a drug.
>>721527314
Hmm? Why wouldn't you be? Besides, I couldn't stop you. I'm not super fond of the lewds, though~
>>721527331
>>721527297
because you didn't watch the superbowl
>>721527368
just making sure you're all enjoying the dump
>>721527355
I think the classification of "intoxicant"
>>721527376
I'm not a normie
>>721527406
>>721527354
I agree, but Chara doesn't seem to, considering what she just said to me.
>>721527406
Well, it's unusual for the thread, but it doesn't bother me none. Tempts to save some of it for my Madoka folder.
>>721527276
Well that sucks but I dont think they like you all that much
>>721527180
Cheeseburger and some sweet cherry coke.
>>721527448
running low on sayaka. gonna have to change to some other medukas
>>721527439
No, it's a drug just like caffeine, LSD, weed, tobacco, or cocaine.
>>721527489
Ooo we're going to see the ball game??
>>721527466
Yep, I'd agree. I asked them why they talk to me considering how much they seem to hate me and they told me 'hate isn't the emotion I feel for you', so I'm not quite sure to make of it.
Well..It's not a big deal.
>>721527528
>Switching waifu
>>721527528
>>721527532
I'm not saying it isn't, I'm just saying that I think the technical classification is "intoxicant"
>>721527439
>implying normals watch football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoJ_K4Mlt4w
>>721527297
Because you didnt drink smarter
>>721527585
>>721527580
Hopefully you find a way to make it better that works for the both of you in the end
>>721527456
She must be a good liar for you to believe her then.
>>721527656
>>721524275
They can handle it if you're gradual. Obviously some stretching is needed.
Are you a zoo yourself?
>>721527698
>>721527538
Maybe, then we can go for some fancy eating~
>>721527725
>>721524396
I've seen enough hentai to see where this is going.
>>721527727
OLIVE GARDEN???
>>721527746
>>721527702
When I was a teenager I once had sexual intercourse with a house on a neighboring ranch, but that's about it.
>>721527785
>>721527702
I am, but neither am I that guy. I'm the guy you were talking to earlier. I'm lurking since I have next to no waifu/husbando pics.
>>721527666
That would be nice. We'll have to see how it works out, though.
>>721527670
Here's the thing, though, I don't see why she'd bother to lie, what would she get by lying about her attraction to me?
>>721527818
>>721527802
what type of house? an apartment or townhouse?
>>721527864
More control over you, obviously. How old are you even?
>>721527890
I meant horse.
God damn muscle memory causes typos.
>>721527765
Perhaps, get some dessert there.
>>721527802
Lucky you. Horses are great. But you can't relax in bed with them or anything. Too big.
>>721527832
That's odd. Two other zoos all of a sudden? I never see you guys in waifu threads.
What kind of waifu would you choose anyway?
Morning. How is everyone doing?
>>721527990
Order lasagna~
>>721527906
But why would she want control?
Not sure why that's any of your concern.
>>721528030
Meh, not so bad.
How's your head?
>>721528005
It was great, I was pounding away like there was no tomorrow, she was so wet and warm and she just let me slip right in. I know it was rape but I didn't care. I still think horses are better than humans.
>>721528097
Control over your mind so that it hurts so much more when she dumps you.
>>721528005
I came in from the fur threads looking to learn about other namefag threads, so today I have been posting in the pokemon and waifu namefag threads.
>>721528097
Not so bad. I get bizarrely emotionally vulnerable after a night of drinking though, it's weird.
-Anya