Alright you Donkeys! It's Friday night and Mary had a little

On the dubble

Yes sir right away chef

DUBS INCOMING HOT

The quads are burnt. I'll try again

Here you are CHEF!

>>721512255
Ill run the fryers

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>>721513394
What the fuck is this? These aren't even seasoned you fucking cunt!

>>721512255
Eye Eye Captain

I made fries.

>>721512255
YES CHEF!

Chef, since you got dubs yourself, am I to believe you only need 4 dubs?

>>721512255
OUI CHEF

walking with dubs

IT'S. RAW.

>>721514272

Refire on dubs

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>>721514218
Do I need to make the quads just to show you how to cook you fucking twat? GET ON IT!

sure, chef!

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I'm very confident in our dubs. All of our customers love our dubs. They say they're the best dubs they've ever had.

>>721514376
on it now!

>>721514337

I'm having trouble at the dubs station

>>721514401
right now

>>721514348
No, I've got them right here you British cunt

>>721514348
You wanted quads, faggot?

is this fine?

>>721514407

Move over, I can get the dubs out

No problem chef

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>>721514472
No no no no and fucking no!

OUT! GET OUT!

>>721512255
Here you are chief

aight chef, fresh dubs right here

Chef we're out of the Quads!

>>721514386
BUT YOU FORGOT THE MICRO CARROTS!

>>721514218
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR JUST AN IDIOT, I included my own when I told you how many MORE I needed. Yknow what? GET OUT. GET THE FUCK OUT

>>721514487

If I don't get dubs, I'm fucking off back to the dorms

>>721512255
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT! I QUIT!
>P.S. I SPAT IN THAT.

Coming in hot for an order of dubs!

>>721512255

roight, ears tha porridge you wah-ed sir

>>721512255
Dubs coming right up sir!

Ch-chef, sorry to bother you, is-is this alright?

>>721514529
you fucking muppet, this is how you prepare dubs

>>721512255
i believe these dubs will suffice

>>721512255
Trips, heard. Right away, Chef.

I have the best damn trips palate in this whole damn competition, and no bloody wanker is gonna tell me otherwise.

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Jesus christ this service is terrible, not even one dish out yet. Fucking hell, we might have to shut it down. GET ON IT!

>>721514610

Those dubs were garbage. Watch a true maestro show you how it's done

here are the tips you asked

next on kitchen nightmares, Gordon does something he's never had to do in 7 seasons on the air

cut to GR jacking it in the walk in

>>721514633

With the dubs leaving the kitchen, the blue team is off to a good start

>>721512255
DUB DUBS are usually reserved for the elite, but I'll let this one slide.

>>721514667
you fried the shit out of it, try again

>>721514633
Damn son

Preparing now chef!

GOT SOME FRESH DUBS RIGHT HERE CHEF!

CHEF! I CUT MY FINGER! CAN I COME BACK AFTER I BANDAGE UP?!

So I'm supposed to let the turnips ferment in the walk-in for about six years, right chef?

>>721514689

Sorry chef! I've got an order here fresh from the kitchen!

>>721514777
Trips have been checked

This gonna be good. I smoked a fatty before I put it on the plate

>>721514667

right, not bad but needs salt. also a little bit of lemon really brings out the 6 in your trips

>>721514777
HE GOT BLOOD IN THE TRIPS!

>>721514689
Two orders of dubs just got served, the fuck you on about mate?

>>721514744

I've got the dubs to garnish those dubs

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>>721514633
>>721514677
Bloody hell finally. 2 more dubs on the double! Come on people we have tickets flowing in like it's on the rag. LETS GO!

>>721514744
>>721514777

the blue team has just finished two plates, the night might be saved

Another order of dubs for you sir

>>721514855
Make that three

>>721512255
Get them yourself. Lazy fucktard.

Chef Ramsey Sir, the black lady contestant is yelling really loudly in my ear right now, and she burnt the scallops.

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>>721514777
>>721514834
CAN YOU NOT FUCKING USE A KNIFE? You're not even a CHEF. GET OUT!

>>721514777

Even in your injured state you managed to get a great order of trips out. You are to be commended.

I can't match your excellent trips dish so I will put up a solid order of dubs. They are garnished with microgreens and drizzled with a shrimp stock and clarified butter

>>721512255
That Chef will never be able to cook up the things I can :)

>>721514924
Just shut up and put the dubs out

>>721514922
Does this count?

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Sorry chef! These singles are just too delicious to waste.

>>721514922
fuck

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>>721512255
Here you go, I'm smoking a blunt

>>721514976
Kek

>>721514955
Dubs checked, chef Ramsey Bolton

Chef! Here are the quads you asked for, topped with a little creme fraiche.

>>721514821
yeah except he bled all over it because his finger. itll have to be done again.

>>721514988
WTF? I'm trying NOT to help that lazy fuck.

Dubs on the triple Sir!

Here ya go sir

Zachy wacky, chef!

>>721514948
CHEF! IT WASN'T FROM ME!!! RED TEAM STABBED CUT ME!

>>721514988
I guess I'll be killing myself

Trips comming right up

I came all over this dish, chef Ramsey, let's give it to the woman in the back with the kid who won't stop crying.

MAY I JOIN BACK CHEF?!
>>721514948

Chef, I made the haggis inside-out so it's like a deconstructed haggis. Is that how you want it done?

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We've got the dubs but I'm still missing 2 trips medium and a fucking quad with no sauce. Are you all fucking light headed? Pull your heads out your fucking asses. COME ON!

You need trips? I have the best fucking trips this side of the Mississippi! Here you are chef, they are grilled with a sumptuous au jus on the side

>>721512255
Quads need time chef

You are all shit cooks

>>721512255
Aye aye capt.

Can't do it. Why you yelling at little kids?

... you do realize it's Master Chef Junior season, right Gordon?

I MADE THE QUADS EXTRA SAUCE LIKE YOU ASKED ARE WE FUCKING DONE YET

*chop

Fresh trips, roasted to a fine medium

Quads coming right up

Right behind you!

Order up, here's quads

This dish is gonna be awful, Chef is gonna shit all over me

Coming right upo

taco

QUADS 5555

I'm da real chef

>>721515344
Chef, the problem lies with M00t over at the dessert station, chef, he is nowhere to be found.

Go

quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

HERE CHEF NIGGER

>>721515458

I want production, not a production!

Dick

>>721515344
I'm trying the best I can chef! Why are you being so mean?!?!

>>721515344
Sorry chef, on it chef

>>721515555
YES!!!!!!!

>>721515555
WINRAR

Here, you Scottish jackass

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>>721515555
OH SHIT

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>>721512255
Suck my balls chef I ain't gotta cook shit for your white angry ass.

fivefivefivefive

>>721515555

Hope you liked my quads without sauce chef

>>721515551
IT'S RAW!

>>721515555
HURRY! GET THOSE TRIPS TO THE PASS!

>>721515555
We got them chef!

>>721515555
THAT QUADS HAS SAUCE THROW THAT SHIT OUT

>>721515555

There's the quads, enjoy these trips

Why is this my favorite thread in a long, long time?

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>>721512255

>>721515640
Are these trips medium sir?

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>>721515555
THAT'S IT! More like this! Can you all take a fucking lesson and learn? Look at those fucking QUADS, BEAUTIFUL!

>>721515064
It's raw

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?

>>721515895
Right here chef

>>721515895
Sir i wanna work at the yardbird please!

I dropped the trips, is it still okay?

one pair of trips up to the pass!

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>>721516068
AW LOOK AT IT! Does this look fucking good to you? TRY AGAIN!

>>721516160
How is this, chef?

>>721515944
CHEF I think I found a plate of dubs in the trash bin of yer mum is this good?

Trips are served

>>721516356
No you fuckin wanker, do you know what fucking TRIPS look like?

>>721516160
H-h-here are your trips, sir!

Wew I didn't expect this

Shiet

Looks like there's no one in this kitchen.

Fuck.

Just put some garlic

Dayum it will be fucked...

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HERE CHEF

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Customers are waiting

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THAT'S IT! SHUT IT DOWN! WE'RE DONE!

I'll get working on those quads straight away, chef

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Where the fuck is the Chef?!

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Chef can I have a break I'm thirsty

trip right here

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Guys we need emergency groceries, and the chef is nowhere to be found, the fuck is happening, and we're not Friday!

Trips here

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Abandon thread and fuck the cook, I REPEAT FUCK THE COOK

Why am I here? I can't cook.

>>721517629
I can

>>721517752
Lol you suck

medium trips chef

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I aint no bitch, chef!

I hope I'm not too late to deliver.

>>721518198
Fuck where is everyone

>>721517752
Teach me please.

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Red Two, reporting in.

>>721518366
making a wedge salad?

Here chef check these

>>721512255

Sure, chief!

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>>721518304
Like this

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>>721518415

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>>721512255

Don't shut it down yet boss, digits on the way!

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>>721518366
>>721518393
Cutthechatter, Red 2

>>721512255

I've waited my hole life,

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>>721512255
digits straight from the oven

>>721512255
fuck off Gordon

>>721518717
no fuck you! Im gonna join rogue squadron, i dont need to take his abuse!

I've got trips fresh out, Chef

One trips medium right here, sir!

right here chef

We've been 86'd on dubs all fucking night chef